1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to an airwave media podcast. Well, hi, howdy, 2 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: that's weird my accent howdy. Nope, I really shouldn't do accents, or, 3 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: to be more precise, poor attempts and accents. Welcome once 4 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: again to Who Did What Now? The historical comedy pod, 5 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: Right Now, the comedic history podcast. All that matters is 6 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,280 Speaker 1: that you know this is not your history class with me. 7 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: You're a host, Katie Charlwood. It is notable for all audiences. 8 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: It's not even PG. Thirteen if you're under eighteen, just 9 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 1: doing some other in appropriate podcast, do fillow your history needs. 10 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: We have there is no such thing as official I 11 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: think probably has some good historical bits on it. Then 12 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: we have the history checks. They're pretty fun. Every other 13 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: one I can think of, I'm pretty sure involves cursing. 14 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 1: So maybe not. If you haven't guessed already by the 15 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 1: title in episode description, I'm going to cover the twisted 16 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:26,119 Speaker 1: history of Coca Cola. I'm fairly certain I'm not gonna 17 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: get sued. So the history of Coca Cola. It has 18 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: everything drugs, scandal, corporate competition, institutionalized racism, and everyone's favorite villains, Nazis. 19 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,559 Speaker 1: I mean not that not favorite villains, like not out 20 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: of you know which villains are the best, not people. 21 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,920 Speaker 1: But you know, you know, if you're gonna have a 22 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: villain in a movie set in the past, you're gonna 23 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 1: have you're gonna have a Nazi. I mean the last 24 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: movie I watch, the last zombie movie I watched, I 25 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: think they were Nazis. Although in fairness, if somebody's in 26 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: in my brains there, their ideology isn't really that fascinating 27 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 1: to me, because you know, they just want to eat me, 28 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: and not in the good way. So let's get ready 29 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: to rumble. Let's get ready to rumble. Coca Cola was 30 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: invented in eighteen eighty six by a pharmacist, doctor John 31 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: Stith Pemberton. I think it's death stidh. We can hope. 32 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,080 Speaker 1: So I've written pharmacist here and then I was looking 33 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: them up on like everywhere else that said pharmacist, and 34 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: then I dared to look at Wikipedia, and Wikipedia said biochemist, 35 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: because of course the same thing, but okay, just in case, 36 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: also biochemist, so yes, biochemist slush No, not a physicist, pharmacist, 37 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: doctor Johnson Stive Pemberton. Eh. Back in the olden days, 38 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: you'd find people like to use as many of their 39 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: names as possible, you know, less we confuse them with 40 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: anyone else. I mean, I don't know how many other 41 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: Doctor John Pemberton's there were, but yeah, anyhow, doctor John 42 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: Stive Pemberton was a veteran of the American Civil War. 43 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: Where did you say American Civil War? Because I live 44 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: in Ireland, so we had one too. I mean England 45 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: had a civil war at one point, and Spain. Lots 46 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,400 Speaker 1: of places had civil wars, so I feel the need 47 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,960 Speaker 1: to clarify. So doctor John Stive Pemberton was a veteran 48 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: of the American Civil War and by all accounts, a 49 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: morphine addict. Don't worry, it was the past. Everybody was. 50 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: He was a soldier of the Confederate Army, and he 51 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: fought in the back of Columbus, which is like a 52 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 1: effectively the last battle of the Civil War. And doctor 53 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: John gets sabered in the chest and with a lot 54 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:11,320 Speaker 1: of chest stabbings, this very nearly killed him. So doctor 55 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: John decides to use his pharmaceutical biochemical skills to make 56 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: a cure for his morphine addiction, the solution cokain. Effectively, 57 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: he was testing things out and trying different remedies from 58 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 1: different plants. There he is in his private pharmacy, Pemberton's 59 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:39,679 Speaker 1: Eagle and drug House. The drugs I get, but the 60 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 1: FuG I know what the Eagle is about. Maybe it's patriotism. 61 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: So so yeah, he's working on a few things. He's 62 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: mixing concoctions in his laboratory. One would assume one of 63 00:04:54,480 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 1: the things he made was doctor Tuggle's compound syrup of globeflower. Mmm, 64 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:12,239 Speaker 1: sounds sounds fun, So that's one of the options he made. Anyway, 65 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: it's eighteen sixty six, so it's a year after the 66 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 1: Civil War ends, and he does it. He makes Pemberton's 67 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: French wine Coca And this one was sort of promoted 68 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: as a lot of people know that cocaine was originally 69 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: in Coca cola was one of the main arvardients because 70 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: it was made from cocaine, the coca plant and the 71 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:45,119 Speaker 1: colon nut, so coca cola ha ha ha. But before 72 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: it gets its super fun name, it was promoted as 73 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: a sort of a tonic or a curo all. It 74 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: was an elixir of sorts and allegedly it was a painkiller, 75 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:06,799 Speaker 1: an anti a presant and of course an aphrodisiac. I mean, yeah, 76 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:13,720 Speaker 1: stabbed in a jewel. Pemberton's French wine, Coca constipation trouble. 77 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 1: Grab a glass of Pemberton's French wine. Coca a rectal dysfunction. 78 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: You guessed it, when coca melancholy? When coca it solves everything, 79 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: as one would expect, you know, something that solves all 80 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: your problems. It was rather popular. But then in eighteen 81 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: eighty six, the temperance leagues, the buzz Killington's of the 82 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: party were in Phil's wang ironically, and Atlanta County prohibited 83 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 1: businesses from producing, buying, or selling booze, although church Wine's 84 00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: still fine because you know, temperance. So this forced Pemberton 85 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: to turn his magical elixir into a non alcoholic beverage 86 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: because yeah, there was boozing it. Ah, there's there's still 87 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: a parent like a teeny bed of booze in it, 88 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: but we'll see. So off he goes. He registers the 89 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: Coca Cola company with his longtime friend and good buddy 90 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: what is evenable? Everyone has super fun names back in 91 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:28,240 Speaker 1: the day, just like nice and long bunch of initials 92 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 1: in there just for good luck working together. They perfect, 93 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: They closely guarded seven ex secret recipes. They were planning 94 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 1: to make it sort of medicinal, but one day, in 95 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: a crazy random happenstance, they accidentally blend the bas syrup 96 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: and with carbonated water water water. They accidentally blend the 97 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: bassyrup and with carbonated water, and boom, refreshing, thirst quinting 98 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: Goca cool A soda was born, and this was sold 99 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: as a fountain drink. You would drink from a fountain. 100 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 1: You wouldn't buy it in like a bottle or anything 101 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: like that, just from a fountain. Super fun. Unfortunately, it 102 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 1: wasn't very popular at first, so Pemberton began selling off 103 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: his shares to his business partners. Because you're gonna remember 104 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: Pemberton had a crippling and expensive morphine habit. His curell 105 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: couldn't cure it. He wasn't getting enough off of the 106 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: Coca cola. It wasn't giving him enough to really kick 107 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 1: his morphine addiction, you know. So he died from stomach 108 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: cancer basically bankrupt, in August eighteen eighty eight at the 109 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 1: ripe old age of fifty seven, and what left of 110 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:56,160 Speaker 1: the shares go to his son, Charlie who, fun fact, 111 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,520 Speaker 1: also a morphine addict who decides he'd rather have now, 112 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: sells off the rest of his shares and died only 113 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: six years after his dad. Well, that was fucking grim. 114 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: Fast forward to eighteen ninety four and this did decides 115 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,840 Speaker 1: he's going to start bottling up Coca cola. It basically 116 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,640 Speaker 1: was a different kind of bottle than mum moves to now. 117 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:25,880 Speaker 1: It had a rubber stopper with like a wire in 118 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 1: it to stop it from like exploring. But at proper 119 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: bottling started in eighteen ninety nine, but it wasn't until 120 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: nineteen nineteen that the bottles that we know and love appeared, 121 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 1: And they're called skirted bottles. They're you know, you know 122 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,959 Speaker 1: what a coke bottle looks like. I don't need to 123 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:53,720 Speaker 1: tell you so. Back in nineteen oh three, I'm doing 124 00:09:53,720 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: this chronologically. I'm doing my best to do this chronologically. Yeah, 125 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: I'm doing my best. Back in nineteen oh three, the 126 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:08,080 Speaker 1: big wigs at Coke decided to make the radical decision 127 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: to remove the cocaine. If you're thinking it was because 128 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,160 Speaker 1: of the Pure Food and Drug Act, it forced to 129 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: basically food stuffs to list dangerous and abusive ingredients like cocaine, morphine, opium, alcohol, 130 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: and cannabis on the labels if they were present. No, 131 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:32,959 Speaker 1: is that didn't happen till nineteen oh six. Oh you ask, 132 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,679 Speaker 1: was it because cocaine was banned by the US government? No, 133 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:44,439 Speaker 1: that was nineteen fourteen. Well, Katie, I hear you ask. 134 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: Was it because they themselves realized that this was in 135 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,000 Speaker 1: an addictive, abusive substance that was affecting the health of 136 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,240 Speaker 1: their clientele, and they wanted to remove the harmful product 137 00:10:55,280 --> 00:11:01,040 Speaker 1: as a magnanimous gesture. Now you're making a filly yourself. 138 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: It was because of racism. See, the thing about coca 139 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: cola is that it was cheap, like real cheap, Like 140 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,520 Speaker 1: you could pick it up for a nickel or so. 141 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:18,319 Speaker 1: So in today's orogage that would be one dollar and 142 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: forty seven cents or one year and thirty four cents 143 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:32,680 Speaker 1: or one pounds and eighteen pence math so google. So 144 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: it was so affordable that anybody could buy it regardless 145 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: of race. You see where I'm You see where I'm 146 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 1: going with this? You see okay? Good? So, oh I'm 147 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,599 Speaker 1: sitting funny. I'm sitting funny. It's making my voice go 148 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: weard so middle class white people. I mean, are we 149 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 1: really surprised? We're worried that. And I'm gonna say the 150 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: quote that I didn't want to, but a seven newspapers 151 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: said it referred to Negro cocaine fiends. I fucking hate 152 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:22,079 Speaker 1: the phrase. I hate as much. Effectively, they thought African 153 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,880 Speaker 1: Americans would get all hopped up on coca cola, getting 154 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: gulfed in a cocaine rage and become all powerful super villains, 155 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 1: raping white women and other such violent atrocities because you know, 156 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: there's enough coke and coca cola. There was. There was 157 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: enough cocaine in coca cola to give you, like just 158 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: enough effects. Like that was the kind of idea the ever, 159 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 1: everyone thought it was medicinal at the time, so like 160 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:58,720 Speaker 1: you know, it's it's the past. Didn't always have the 161 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 1: right idea. So to protect the middle classed white people 162 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 1: from the non existent threat, the powers that be at 163 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: Coca Cola about down to white pressure and removed the 164 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: cocaine from the recipe. Yay, I mean, technically that's good 165 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: in the long run, but still the reasons for it 166 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:37,360 Speaker 1: not so much. So. In nineteen sixteen, the US government 167 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,560 Speaker 1: tried to ban or tried to remove the caffeine, tried 168 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: to get Coca Cola droom of the caffeine from from 169 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:51,720 Speaker 1: co Cola, and they lost clearly, Like that worked, good 170 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 1: for you, And we're gonna screitch on over to nineteen 171 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,439 Speaker 1: nineteen and in what I can only describe as an 172 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 1: ingenius marketing ploy, the original formula, the original formula for 173 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:11,920 Speaker 1: Coca Cola was sealed in a fucking vault, like because 174 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: like there's you know, the story of like the only 175 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: two people know the recipe for Coca Cola, they have 176 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: to travel on one of them has half, the other 177 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: person has another half, and they have to travel separately 178 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: and what not. I mean, the traveling separately thing is 179 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 1: probably true because they don't like to have too many 180 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: people of a business board die all at once, because 181 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: that's not handy or becoming capacitated all at once. I 182 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,240 Speaker 1: should say, there's a million and one theories about the 183 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: recipe for cola, the recipe, the formula, whatever you want 184 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 1: to call it. The vault is in a permanent Coca 185 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: Cola museum in Atlanta. I'm not saying I wouldn't go there, 186 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:57,479 Speaker 1: because I fucking would if I was ever in Atlanta, 187 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 1: I toltally, I'm a the worst. So by the nineteen thirties, 188 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,280 Speaker 1: Coca Cola had crossed the Atlantic and had you know, 189 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: bottling plants and factories all over the shop. So they 190 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,800 Speaker 1: had They even had one in Germany. Fun fact, the 191 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: German branch of Coca Cola was the official sponsor of 192 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: the nineteen thirty six Olympics. Yeah, those ones with Hitler. No, 193 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm I mean, I can't even fake a yea for that. No. 194 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: So nineteen thirty nine, World War Two hits trade routes 195 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 1: are weakened so you can't get stuff in, and alas, 196 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:51,040 Speaker 1: Germany has major trouble importing the syrup from the United 197 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:55,800 Speaker 1: States because effectively, the syrup would be made in the 198 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,640 Speaker 1: in the States and then sent abroad, and then the 199 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: syrup would be mixed with the carbon, the water and 200 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: whatever other nonsense there was there. You know, supply routes 201 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: are already sort of shaky getting stuff in, and you know, 202 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,360 Speaker 1: you know, the trains were definitely running on time, but 203 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: the trains are so busy shipping people off to their 204 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 1: deaths that they just didn't have space for the syrup. 205 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: I guess, so the company was already having trouble keeping 206 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: up with demand. And then shit gets real in nineteen 207 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 1: forty one at Pearl Harbor happens and the US joins 208 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 1: the war, and so because the US is now on 209 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 1: the side of the Allies, and because the US is 210 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 1: on the side of the Allies, all trade ties with 211 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,080 Speaker 1: Nazi Germany or just completely cut so even though they 212 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,600 Speaker 1: might even get in a wee bit in before, you know, 213 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,480 Speaker 1: obviously not as much as their demand they needed. But 214 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:59,160 Speaker 1: now they're just completely cut off. Not a fucking hope. 215 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: Germon branch, completely cut off from headquarters, couldn't make Coca cola. 216 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: They couldn't make Coca cola. So the head of the 217 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: German branch goes, what the fuck am I gonna do? 218 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 1: So using ingredients that you know, he actually had available 219 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: in Germany, taking a sweettle tip from Miss Muffett, and 220 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,160 Speaker 1: he got some whey, which is the byproduct of cheese, 221 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 1: and apple fibers, which were the byproduct of cider pressings. 222 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,280 Speaker 1: So he took lots and lots of leftovers, just like 223 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: all the leftovers, all the stuff nobody wanted. He was like, 224 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take your excess crap 225 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna put it in a drink. On top 226 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,840 Speaker 1: of that, lots and lots of sugar, so it was 227 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,920 Speaker 1: like one of the only things that wasn't really hindered 228 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,359 Speaker 1: when it came to sugar. They were just given all 229 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:57,119 Speaker 1: the sugar they wanted. Was it that they utilized like 230 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 1: beet sugar and stuff as well, so it wasn't just 231 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:05,120 Speaker 1: all the stuff they needed to like import And when 232 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:06,680 Speaker 1: they had to think of what they were gonna call 233 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,920 Speaker 1: this drink, there was two stories. Well, it's either from 234 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:20,480 Speaker 1: fantasish fanantasish, fantastic, fantasy, fantasy, oh my German is not 235 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:27,440 Speaker 1: good meaning fantastic whatever, or fantasic meaning fantasy. That one's 236 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:33,359 Speaker 1: much easier to say. And it became really popular. So 237 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:38,000 Speaker 1: they called it fanta after either fantasts, fantastic or fantasy, 238 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: either way one of those, and it it was really popular. 239 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,440 Speaker 1: But it wasn't just used as a soft drink. There 240 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 1: was a good book released, so a lot of women, 241 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,679 Speaker 1: let's face it, they were homemakers at the time. A 242 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: lot of a lot of women were homemakers at the time, 243 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 1: and they were using it to they were adding it 244 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: to their baking and pay trees and cakes and stuff. Yeah, 245 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: there was a cookbook. Still can't believe there's a cookbook. 246 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,479 Speaker 1: So not only was the German branch cut off from 247 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: the war, but so was the Dutch one. Because it 248 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 1: so Germany and the Netherlands were both cut off from 249 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 1: Coke headquarters, and the Dutch made their own version of Fanta, 250 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:27,320 Speaker 1: so he basically gave them the stuff they needed to 251 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:32,479 Speaker 1: make it in the Dutch one. So basically the German 252 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: branch helped the Dutch branch make Fanta because as Nazi 253 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: Germany took over the Netherlands, so the Dutch ones were 254 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,439 Speaker 1: also cut off. So Dutch made their own version of fanta, 255 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:50,560 Speaker 1: but theirs had like elderberries in it. Ah, you smells 256 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,000 Speaker 1: of elderberries, so that was fun. Yeah, I love that, 257 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: like the dish, like, yeah, we will take a drink, 258 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: but people also add elderberries. That is not a Dutch accente. 259 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,520 Speaker 1: And I should know what a Duch accent is, my 260 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,760 Speaker 1: sister in Las Dutch. So the war is over, Fanta 261 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:16,280 Speaker 1: gets discontinued, oh dear uh ah, but Coke starts diversifying 262 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 1: when it comes to like alternative drinks. In the fifties, 263 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,639 Speaker 1: like they're really hitting into that sort of the new 264 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,840 Speaker 1: teenager that created. So they're really hitting into that market, 265 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: and they're and they're looking at reaching out across the 266 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:31,439 Speaker 1: board and in Italy the flavor of Fanta effectively that 267 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: we know now the orange flavor was created and by 268 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 1: nineteen fifty five Fanta was created. They just really liked 269 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:47,400 Speaker 1: the name apparently, so incidentally is the same year they 270 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 1: invented the coke can. I mean, Fanta is great and all, 271 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,679 Speaker 1: but it's snow Club orange to tell you that. So 272 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,199 Speaker 1: another fun of war story regarding Coca Cola, but this 273 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: one's very much an allegedly one, but it's so good 274 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:11,400 Speaker 1: I wanted to share it. Allegedly during Zivo Marshall Georgie 275 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: Zukov of the Soviet Union was amavan of Coca Cola. 276 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,360 Speaker 1: But you know, it's kind of like the biggest symbol 277 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:27,160 Speaker 1: of capitalist America, which is, you know, not whatever they're 278 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,679 Speaker 1: looking for when you're in you're sort of working for 279 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: a communist regime thanks to so, yeah, Marshall, Georgia Zukhov. 280 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,080 Speaker 1: So thanks to the Supreme Commander of Allied Forces of 281 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 1: future President Dwight D. Eisenheer. He fucking loves a good 282 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:49,119 Speaker 1: can of Coca cola. No, but all the Coca Cola 283 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: cans hadn't been invented yet. Anyway, he ends up sharing 284 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: it with Georgie. Georgia fucking loves it. Is like, I 285 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: need some of this, So he asks because he basically 286 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: asks for what he calls white coke, which is different 287 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 1: to the other white coke we've heard of. So he 288 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 1: basically asked Coca Cola to make a colorless, a colorless 289 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:24,919 Speaker 1: less American coke, and to disguise it, yeah, and unlabeled. 290 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,119 Speaker 1: It's it's mad. So he wants it unlabeled. He wants 291 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: it not brown because it doesn't want it to look 292 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,879 Speaker 1: like coke, even like a little bit. Oh man, you 293 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,040 Speaker 1: want to disguised as the vodka, which is the funniest 294 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 1: fucking thing. So the commander of Allied occupied Austria, a 295 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:52,080 Speaker 1: General Mark W. Clark Love Everybody's Names, gets the message 296 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,119 Speaker 1: over to President Truman, who then passes it on to 297 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:59,639 Speaker 1: the chairman of the board at Coca Cola. So it 298 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 1: turns out there was a bottling plant in Austria and 299 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:07,400 Speaker 1: they found a chemist who was able to bleach the beverage, 300 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,760 Speaker 1: so the colorless cola and a straight clear glass with 301 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,080 Speaker 1: a white cap and a red star made to look 302 00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 1: like a bottle of vodka was created. Now all goods 303 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 1: entering the Soviet zone were inspected for like weeks, but 304 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 1: all the Coca cola stuff would just get a free 305 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,520 Speaker 1: pass and we'd just zim right through it. And supposedly 306 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,720 Speaker 1: Marshall Zukov was able to get his coke fix while 307 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,480 Speaker 1: looking like he was drinking straight bottles of vodka like 308 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: a badass. And the forties were a fun time, you know, 309 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 1: for random history facts and not for you know, the 310 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:57,639 Speaker 1: eradication of minds the like. For years, the way the 311 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: cook bottles were made, they were like sub that companies 312 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,359 Speaker 1: will like sublet the idea, what's the word whatever, Like 313 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: a one bottling company would hire another bottling company to 314 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,480 Speaker 1: make the bottles like that sort of way. And coke 315 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 1: bottles had issues for years, and then nineteen forty four 316 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: they straight up exploded. Partly, this was a common problem 317 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 1: for a while, but nobody really said or did anything 318 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,960 Speaker 1: about it. I think they were doing it for a while. 319 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 1: But Gladys Escola was a waitress and putting away bottles 320 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 1: of coke in a restaurant and one just one just 321 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:41,119 Speaker 1: spontaneously explodes in her hand, fucks up her hand. So 322 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,720 Speaker 1: so here she has in the restaurant putting away the 323 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 1: glass bottles, general stock stuff, and one just fucking explodes 324 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:55,880 Speaker 1: spontaneously and it fucks up her hand. So she's got 325 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: a five inch cut, She's got severed nerves, blood, vessels, muscles, 326 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: so there's a lot of damage there. And if so 327 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 1: she takes them to court, they admit they're liable. So 328 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: she is one of the few people to fucking win 329 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: against Coca Cola, Like I love it like a woman 330 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:22,119 Speaker 1: in the forties. So the next thing that I haven't 331 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: So the next thing that happened after that was in 332 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: nineteen fifty five, cans of coke were invented. Hooray the 333 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 1: canning process. Ah. They were probably just trying to figure 334 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if this was a pre war situation 335 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 1: or a post war situation where they thought where they 336 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,080 Speaker 1: thought canning everything was the best idea because they were 337 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,359 Speaker 1: convinced of a nuclear fallout coming, or whether it was 338 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:56,080 Speaker 1: just they wanted an easier way to stack maybe and 339 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:03,639 Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven, so coke basically is on every single 340 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,879 Speaker 1: country in the world. You can buy it anywhere, you 341 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 1: can fight. You can buy it in Borkino, Fassol, you 342 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:16,439 Speaker 1: can get it in South Korea, you can get Finland, 343 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,040 Speaker 1: Russia anyway, Pompin so but you definitely can't get it 344 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 1: into places which is which is North Korea for obvious reasons. 345 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:33,320 Speaker 1: And then the and and Cuba because of the trade 346 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,640 Speaker 1: and bargo for like whatever and whatever. We'll talk about 347 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:39,879 Speaker 1: that another day. Such bullshit, but we'll talk about it 348 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 1: another day. My kids are shouting in the background, Oh professional, 349 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:50,840 Speaker 1: so where are we now? Nineteen seven? But then in 350 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven, so basically gets banned from India, but 351 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,119 Speaker 1: sixteen years later it's allowed to come back. But during 352 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,240 Speaker 1: the interim, a Coco termative is made called thumbs up, 353 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,400 Speaker 1: and then when Coke comes back in, it buys thumbs up. 354 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,439 Speaker 1: So it basically thumbs up as like number one in India, 355 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 1: and the co Cola becomes number two. But there you go. 356 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,520 Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty five, Oh yes, Cooke decides to switch things 357 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:25,160 Speaker 1: up and creates a new cook which is what everyone 358 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:30,480 Speaker 1: called it, Coke, just called it coke, and okay, so 359 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:35,919 Speaker 1: there was a fucking uproar. They wanted to switch things up. 360 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,080 Speaker 1: They wanted to change the formula. They wanted to make 361 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 1: it sweeter. So because of the sip test and the 362 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:48,159 Speaker 1: taste test pepsi, which Pepsi always won, they decided they 363 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 1: needed a sweeter tasting coke beverage, you know. So they 364 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:59,719 Speaker 1: changed the formula and they made the new coke, and 365 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,439 Speaker 1: there was a fucking uproar, like like people were like 366 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 1: proper mad, like enraged, mad, like angry, not Ren and Stimpey. 367 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,200 Speaker 1: I'm sure, my age, we're not Ren and Stimpey fuck 368 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 1: like like angry Rick and Morty fans when they find 369 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: out there's no Sichuan sauce left in the McDonald's, like 370 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:30,439 Speaker 1: proper angry. So ninety days, ninety days, three months after 371 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:37,360 Speaker 1: after Cook is released, the Classic the original coke formula 372 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 1: comes back on and it's relabeled Classic Cook. So you've 373 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,640 Speaker 1: got Coke which is the new formula, and Classic Cook, 374 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:51,040 Speaker 1: which is the old formula. So New Cook eventually discontinues 375 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,160 Speaker 1: in two thousand and two, and as far as I 376 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: can remember, I think I remember an advert or people 377 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: are just taking a swig of New Coke and just 378 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:07,760 Speaker 1: spitting it out like I think that happened. I'll have 379 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:11,800 Speaker 1: to look up. I have a memory of that. But 380 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: speaking of terrible marketing campaigns, in nineteen ninety Coke had 381 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: the great idea for a campaign and they poured about 382 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars into it. Of course, so they 383 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:34,040 Speaker 1: planned to give away about four million dollars, and they 384 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: did this by filling select cans with like cash and 385 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: prizes so that it would be They made these new 386 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:46,720 Speaker 1: cans called magic cans, so they were designed like specifically 387 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,680 Speaker 1: for the campaign, so they were spring loaded and they 388 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: were supposed to like shut the prize out, but they 389 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 1: were so the bit that didn't have the prize in 390 00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:01,239 Speaker 1: it was filled with chlorinated water and ammonium self so 391 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 1: that they still had the weight and the proper like 392 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,200 Speaker 1: weight of a cook and people couldn't cheat the test. 393 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 1: But also it had the stuff in it so that 394 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: people wouldn't want to drink it because it would smell bad. 395 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 1: Alone is actually malfunctioned so that they didn't like eject 396 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:21,520 Speaker 1: what they were supposed to, and so some unsuspecting winners 397 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: we'll say, ended up drinking the dissgusting water and one 398 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: kid even ended up in hospital, Like that's that too bad? 399 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:37,959 Speaker 1: It was, and like this stuff smelled really bad, like 400 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:43,840 Speaker 1: bag like bad egg farts. It was so bad. The 401 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: smell was so bad that they actually had to end 402 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,719 Speaker 1: the campaign early. They were forced to just like stop, 403 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: like all the prizes hadn't even been won yet, like 404 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,520 Speaker 1: they hadn't been found, but they had to just like 405 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,280 Speaker 1: cut it off because of twist, because of how were 406 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:10,640 Speaker 1: terrible when? But more nineties scandal, So you know in 407 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,760 Speaker 1: the nineties there, you know, we had we had POGs, 408 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:22,040 Speaker 1: tied die boy bands, and fizzy drinks everywhere, and so 409 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: what did the totally absolutely not evil heads of Coca 410 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,880 Speaker 1: Cola do when they they went for the kids? So 411 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: basically the market was oversaturated, and Cooke had the same 412 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,280 Speaker 1: idea that the tobacco companies have, which is how can 413 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:46,000 Speaker 1: as teenagers and hopefully have brand loyalty for life. That's 414 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,880 Speaker 1: totally what normal people did. So in the mid nineties, 415 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 1: these schools entered pouring contracts with Coca Cola, so Cooke 416 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 1: wanted exclusive rights to sell their products in venting machines 417 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,880 Speaker 1: and in the afeteria and schools, and like just like now, 418 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,760 Speaker 1: lots of skills have you know, tiny budgets and really 419 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 1: needed the money, so you know, they sold their souls. 420 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,719 Speaker 1: Like a lot of schools got like thirty grand up 421 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,760 Speaker 1: front and then got a commission for the rights to 422 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 1: sell coke and coke products for like ten years. In 423 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 1: New York, Coke actually gave ninety thousand bucks to a 424 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 1: school to build a stadium with a fuck of sign, 425 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: giant sign of the Coca Cola logo. Yeah, you know, 426 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,840 Speaker 1: I mean, and it seems like you know, your general 427 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 1: corporate shit, you know, but schools were encouraged to sell 428 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 1: coke products and got bonuses, you know, for the more 429 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: they sold. So yeah, like a commission basis, and they 430 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: were informed that if they sold healthier options like fruit 431 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 1: juice or milk, they would make less money. And some 432 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: skills didn't even have that option. They couldn't even consider 433 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: it a healthy option because Coke actually had to approve 434 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,360 Speaker 1: what they sold. You know, I'll start with two thousand 435 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: because that's when it starts, o between two thousand, so 436 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,560 Speaker 1: like between two thousand and two fifteen, there were a 437 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,840 Speaker 1: lot of problems with coke with because cook bottling companies 438 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: they use a lot of groundwater, so coke has a 439 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: habit of draining countries of their natural resources like water, 440 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:42,040 Speaker 1: and the quantity and quality of the water just goes 441 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: to shit, so effectively there's groundwater depletion, and whenever these 442 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:52,880 Speaker 1: factories appeared, it basically turns into water exploitation. So in 443 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 1: a lot of places like South America and India, a 444 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,240 Speaker 1: lot of a lot of villages would lose there, you 445 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: would lose their the decent water that they had, and 446 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: this in turn has led to like loads of protests 447 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,360 Speaker 1: and whatnot, like so much so that I mean, this 448 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 1: has led to loads of protests over the years, so 449 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: much so that basically a bunch of places have I 450 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 1: don't India they managed to close down a factory, but 451 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,719 Speaker 1: when it comes to more developing countries, there hasn't. There 452 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:31,239 Speaker 1: isn't really an option to fight against Coca Cola, Like 453 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,840 Speaker 1: it's not really an option. I think they're trying, but 454 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, So in two thousand and fifteen, like 455 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,439 Speaker 1: India managed to get closed, but I don't know about 456 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,600 Speaker 1: the others actually, so two thousand and four, they've gone 457 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:48,840 Speaker 1: back in time again. So the water scandal did so 458 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 1: effectively diet drinks Cocola obviously has a diet range, but 459 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,520 Speaker 1: the diet drinks weren't really doing so well. So there's 460 00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: like diet coke, diet coke, caffeine free, caffeine free, when 461 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: does coxine rupper cooke with stevia and it, but like 462 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: even the cook was stealing it and I was like 463 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: a lot of sugar. But anyway, so I'm like, you know, 464 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,799 Speaker 1: all their diet stuff was sort of waning a little bit, 465 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 1: and you know those I'm going to call them the 466 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: thirst adverts like that to the definition of Thursday. There 467 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: used to be a coke, a diet coke advert where 468 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,319 Speaker 1: it would be women in an office. They'd have a 469 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,759 Speaker 1: diet cook break and they drink a diet cook and 470 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: they would watch like a window washer or a like 471 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: or what was it, or or fucking builders doing shit. Yeah, 472 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,960 Speaker 1: because it would just be like gratuitous, like shots of 473 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:51,200 Speaker 1: shirtless men and women who were working and stroking their 474 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,719 Speaker 1: necks and that drip of water dripping down the can. 475 00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: I just want you too, be true, Nah, just want 476 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:09,959 Speaker 1: to make love to you. Oh good times like that song. 477 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know the full song. I literally know 478 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,839 Speaker 1: like four lines out of the entire song. And it's 479 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 1: just my diic coal cad. That's good advertising, and there 480 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,480 Speaker 1: was nothing really like it at the time. I think probably, 481 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, so, so the Thursday die Co cads 482 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,560 Speaker 1: they just weren't doing what they wanted anymore and didn't 483 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,920 Speaker 1: really have the same impact. So when your diet stuff 484 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,600 Speaker 1: isn't working, what do you do? You move into the 485 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,200 Speaker 1: stuff that is selling. Bottle water was like starting to 486 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:46,600 Speaker 1: get really big, so effectively, bottle water was just tap 487 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:52,920 Speaker 1: water fortified with vitamins and minerals. Like, fuck off, mate, No, anyway, 488 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,920 Speaker 1: this was working great in the US, fabulous. They go 489 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Speaker 1: to UK. They broke word deal with a company called 490 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:05,839 Speaker 1: Disanne and their bottle of water was yeah, tap water 491 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,719 Speaker 1: with a lux bit of a polish, and the HUK 492 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 1: told them to fuck off. So like it was never 493 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,920 Speaker 1: really good. People weren't really that keen on it anyway. 494 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 1: They were like, why would I drink it from a 495 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:24,720 Speaker 1: bottle when I can get it from my tap for free? Why? 496 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: So imb bad and what one would call a monumentous 497 00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:42,600 Speaker 1: fuck up. Some of the water was contaminated with carcinogens. 498 00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:49,000 Speaker 1: So about five weeks after a mediocre debut, they they 499 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 1: were gone. They were they were just done. There was 500 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 1: nothing they could do, like at that point, like what 501 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,239 Speaker 1: fortified with vitamins and minerals from your tap and now 502 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,640 Speaker 1: have some answer water like banks. But no, Okay, by 503 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,640 Speaker 1: the time two thousand and six SLINKs onto the scene, 504 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: we have we have corporate espionage. It's I'm not saying 505 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I'd like to see a movie about it, 506 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,640 Speaker 1: because Coke could just sponsor their own movie. It'd be 507 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:25,239 Speaker 1: really fun and interesting. But have all the characters been 508 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:29,520 Speaker 1: played by like really really ridiculous character actors. But this 509 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:35,319 Speaker 1: is my personal binion, So fucking corporate espionage, corporate Espionash 510 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,120 Speaker 1: SLINKs onto the scene when in two thousand and six, 511 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:44,360 Speaker 1: someone along with two others what was her name, Williams 512 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:47,360 Speaker 1: and the other toil, I don't know, but they basically 513 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 1: had a pen name of Dark. It's just ridiculous and funny. 514 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: Dark and associates claimed to be you, we're disgrumpled employees 515 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:05,000 Speaker 1: of the Coke company, and they had stolen vials of 516 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:10,879 Speaker 1: product samples and they'd offered to sell trade secrets, product info, recipes, 517 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,120 Speaker 1: formulas and whatever was in those veals. Two PEPSI co 518 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,680 Speaker 1: for a cool one point five million. So they send 519 00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:24,280 Speaker 1: them a letter detailing this, and PEPSI did what any 520 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: big bad corporation would do. They handed all the info 521 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,560 Speaker 1: over to the police, everything, you know, I mean, for 522 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:38,799 Speaker 1: many reasons, and the perpetrators were caught. I mean, see 523 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,719 Speaker 1: part of it is that if they had taken the 524 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,880 Speaker 1: formula or whatever, what's the chances that I mean, if 525 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,319 Speaker 1: it's corporate espionage, if they've stolen them, then that becomes 526 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Speaker 1: a legal issue and they have to pay like damages 527 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,239 Speaker 1: and whatnot. But if it was, and then you're kind 528 00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,279 Speaker 1: of admitting, but then they'd also be admitting that coke 529 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: was better if they had to steal from them. So 530 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 1: I mean it's like they went, fuck you, We'll talk 531 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,880 Speaker 1: about PEPs and nowaday but whatever. Two thousand and seven, 532 00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:12,040 Speaker 1: so they're trying to get into the health So they're 533 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,680 Speaker 1: trying to get into the healthy market, and they buy 534 00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:18,480 Speaker 1: a product called vimin water from glass Oat so in 535 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,279 Speaker 1: two thousand and nine. So people are looking for like 536 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:27,560 Speaker 1: healthier options, they're looking for the healthier options and coop 537 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,560 Speaker 1: as vimin and water, and people were looking for it. 538 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,160 Speaker 1: And I was one of them. I used to drink 539 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,120 Speaker 1: it in college. I think like I don't. I don't 540 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,560 Speaker 1: really do diet beverages in general because for me, they 541 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,240 Speaker 1: don't really make sense. I don't need to fill myself 542 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,880 Speaker 1: with artificial sweeteners. I'll have the full fat one thanks. 543 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,040 Speaker 1: Like it's handy if you're a diabetic where you've got 544 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,440 Speaker 1: health issue and you can't have a B or C. 545 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:56,359 Speaker 1: Like if you're just drinking diet coke to lose weight, no, 546 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,400 Speaker 1: just have water, I have deluted juice. It's just as delicious. 547 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: Have a cordial or maybe you just really like the 548 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,759 Speaker 1: taste of coke. Even though diet coke does not taste 549 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,520 Speaker 1: like coke, it doesn't even taste the same, like if 550 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,719 Speaker 1: it tasted the same, like maybe diet coke is what 551 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,839 Speaker 1: I imagine if the replicators and Starfik tried to make 552 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,760 Speaker 1: coca cola, I think they would come up with diet 553 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:25,279 Speaker 1: coke or diet coke steep via or diet coke. What's 554 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,080 Speaker 1: the other one caffeine free or coke cereal or one 555 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,880 Speaker 1: of the ones that just because I think coke cereal 556 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,000 Speaker 1: and diet coke tastes basically the same, which is why 557 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,319 Speaker 1: they're always adding flavors to them. But like whatever. Oh 558 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:42,799 Speaker 1: my god, what if coke with vanilla is just new 559 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:47,959 Speaker 1: coke and none of us have realized that. I'm just shit, 560 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,560 Speaker 1: could be anyway back to the vinam and water, it's 561 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:56,520 Speaker 1: gotta relactrolytes. I'm not sorry. I'm gonna pretend to be 562 00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:01,400 Speaker 1: sorry over that one. The coke company has to claim 563 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,239 Speaker 1: that this was the healthy choice. So they're claiming, you know, 564 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,560 Speaker 1: this is a healthy choice. You know, it's like water, 565 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:13,840 Speaker 1: but with the vinamons the range of delicious freddy flavors. 566 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,879 Speaker 1: So they were saying stuff like like it was formulated 567 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,400 Speaker 1: to provide nutrients that could reduce the risk of eye disease, 568 00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,160 Speaker 1: you know, so like they would say like this berry 569 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,239 Speaker 1: flavor was formulated with this to help stop this and 570 00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,160 Speaker 1: help with this to help stop that. And clearly that 571 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,480 Speaker 1: is not the case, because that's that's not how that's 572 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: not how things work. Yeah, a big loss. It followed 573 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,919 Speaker 1: by them having to label like artificial sweeteners and stuff 574 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,680 Speaker 1: on it, because they weren't doing that before. They were 575 00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,800 Speaker 1: just kind of like, no, no, this is fernamon water 576 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 1: with dojieberry or whatever the pretend to preferred. They said 577 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,520 Speaker 1: they was in it this time and Finally, the last thing, 578 00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,680 Speaker 1: the last thing about Coca Cola we're going to talk 579 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:11,920 Speaker 1: about is pollution. So plastic pollution is a big thing. 580 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,839 Speaker 1: And we've got rid of plastic straws, even though they 581 00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:22,000 Speaker 1: are necessary for disabled people. So David Anthermer, shut your mouth. 582 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:29,400 Speaker 1: And companies like the Coca Cola company was I think 583 00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:37,200 Speaker 1: the biggest producer of plastic waste in twenty nineteen as 584 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,359 Speaker 1: far as I remember, So that's where we're we're now 585 00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. So twenty nineteen, Coke announces that it produces 586 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,560 Speaker 1: something like three million tons of waste a year of 587 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:54,560 Speaker 1: plastic waste, and then it's like the main contributor to 588 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,280 Speaker 1: you know, plastic waste. So even though it's got these 589 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,400 Speaker 1: options for you know, you can recycle the plastic and whatnot, 590 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,640 Speaker 1: a lot of it is too little, too late. They're 591 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,640 Speaker 1: not really doing anything to deal with the original cause 592 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:11,319 Speaker 1: of the plastic. Like there are some countries that have 593 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,160 Speaker 1: options where you can go in and you can recycle 594 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,600 Speaker 1: your plastic bottles and you get like a discount voucher 595 00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:21,120 Speaker 1: for shops and stuff because you so like anyone in Sweden, 596 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,759 Speaker 1: you can go in and recycle your plastic bottles and 597 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 1: like a shopping mall and you go in and you 598 00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,800 Speaker 1: put in your bottles and it gives you like a 599 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:33,880 Speaker 1: voucher for that you can just spend in the shopping 600 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,319 Speaker 1: mall on any of the stores in there. So like 601 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,760 Speaker 1: that's something that exists, but like it doesn't. I haven't 602 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 1: seen it anywhere else, and I just think it would 603 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,960 Speaker 1: be like something like that even would just make a 604 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,440 Speaker 1: difference because people like to think they're gaining something, especially 605 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,560 Speaker 1: for people who don't like to recycle. Although putting all 606 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,880 Speaker 1: the onus on us the consumers is kind of shitty 607 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,440 Speaker 1: when really they should be the one being a bit 608 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:01,919 Speaker 1: more careful. But that's neither here nor there. So yeah, 609 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:10,319 Speaker 1: that's the twisted history of Coca Cola. Ah yeah, I 610 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,760 Speaker 1: can't really say anything. I'm a I'm a Doctor Pepper 611 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,680 Speaker 1: fan myself, although I probably need to go and have 612 00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,680 Speaker 1: a looking picture that they're not terrible, terrible, terrible people. 613 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,360 Speaker 1: I like Doctor Pepper. It's my favorite. It's my favorite 614 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:25,399 Speaker 1: cola based beverage. And I don't care who knows it. 615 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,520 Speaker 1: Fucking love Doctor Pepper. I mean, say what you want 616 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,680 Speaker 1: about Coclar damn good marketing team, but anyway, Yeah, you 617 00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,880 Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. So, what I think is 618 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,400 Speaker 1: really funny is the fact that depending on how you 619 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:44,160 Speaker 1: drink it, coc tastes different. It's the same but different, 620 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,480 Speaker 1: Like a Coca cola and a plastic bottle isn't as 621 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,040 Speaker 1: nice as coca cola in a can, and Coca cola 622 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,480 Speaker 1: in a can isn't as nice as Coca cola in 623 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,520 Speaker 1: a glass bottle. Like that's the hierarchy. Like top tier 624 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,400 Speaker 1: you get Coca cola bottle. My old tier is the can, 625 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,200 Speaker 1: and then bottom tier is a plastic bottle. I mean, 626 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:09,319 Speaker 1: and then and then after that, I don't know, but 627 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,799 Speaker 1: it's draft worse. It all depends on whether they water 628 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,040 Speaker 1: down the draft, because like I've found that in a 629 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:20,160 Speaker 1: lot of places they water down the draft and so 630 00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,319 Speaker 1: it's just not as nice. But like, if it does 631 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: come in draft, it has to be like, oh no, no, 632 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:33,160 Speaker 1: ice is definitely better than a glass bottle. Hi's ready, Hi, 633 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 1: what story do you want? 634 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:44,320 Speaker 2: You have to go get your story. I'm going to 635 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,879 Speaker 2: come into your room. Oh look at that last night. 636 00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:57,200 Speaker 2: M uh huh on my time? 637 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:04,960 Speaker 1: What No, it's okay, baby, thank you me. Yeah, that's 638 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:11,560 Speaker 1: a microphonephone. It's recording what we say. Do you want 639 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:16,279 Speaker 1: to say something? Do you want to say hello? Hello? Hi? 640 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:22,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna say goodbye to everybody? Hey, say good night. 641 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,600 Speaker 1: What's your favorite drink? Orange jice? That's all right, that's 642 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,279 Speaker 1: my girl. We're gonna say, we're gonna say goobye, and 643 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,439 Speaker 1: then we're going to do our night time. We're gonna 644 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:37,600 Speaker 1: do a bedtime story. Okay, I want talk when it's nighttime. 645 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,560 Speaker 1: I know we can talk when it's nighttime. Are you 646 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,839 Speaker 1: going to get out of my bed? 647 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,759 Speaker 2: Yeah? 648 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,600 Speaker 1: Oh you want to sleep in my bed? All right, 649 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,200 Speaker 1: all right, but you're gonna go find You're gonna go 650 00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:06,120 Speaker 1: find a bedtime story. Okay, say bye bye bye. If 651 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,359 Speaker 1: you're not cocking, I will, I will, I will. Okay, yeah, 652 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:16,760 Speaker 1: so the go get go back a story okay, okay, 653 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:23,160 Speaker 1: you go beat your story from downstairs. So yeah, well 654 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,000 Speaker 1: but it's draft coke better than see Oh my god? 655 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:34,960 Speaker 1: Is draft coke better than canned coke? Oh? Ow? Oh 656 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,600 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna set up a taste test 657 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,279 Speaker 1: one day. I'm gonna try this because I have to 658 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,560 Speaker 1: chest it now because now I don't know. But we're 659 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,080 Speaker 1: talking generic coke. We're not talking flavors, we're talking regular coke. 660 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:51,000 Speaker 1: But oh oh okay hi, Hi bye everybody,