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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that challenged Keanu Reeves to a

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Speaker 1: whoa off and they even going back and forth saying

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Speaker 1: whoa at each other for ninety straight months.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow, neither one is backing down, So I don't know

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Speaker 1: who's gonna win good news as everybody wins with laser

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Speaker 1: stories for the segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser, said her.

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Speaker 3: WHOA Bros. Just this first laser story is out of Utah.

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Speaker 1: Thirty six year olds Kerrie Clark looked everywhere but couldn't

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Speaker 1: find her cat, Galina. She even put up signs in

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood and made Facebook posts, but after two weeks,

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Speaker 1: she was starting to lose hope until she got a

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Speaker 1: phone call from a person who said, I think you

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Speaker 1: accidentally shipped your cat to Amazon.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 3: Turns out, Galina the cat loves hiding in boxes.

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Speaker 1: She was inside one that had some work boots in

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Speaker 1: it that was later packaged up, dropped off and returned

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Speaker 1: to one of Amazon's warehouses.

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Speaker 3: Officials say the cat was in the box.

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Speaker 1: For six entire days with no food and water in

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Speaker 1: there before being discovered by an employee named Brandy, who

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Speaker 1: immediately started caring for the cat. She took her to

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Speaker 1: the vet, who scanned her microchip and then helped reunite

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Speaker 1: her back with her owner.

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Speaker 2: Out of all the people that touched that box, nobody

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Speaker 2: heard a cat like.

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Speaker 3: Carrie, says.

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Speaker 1: She was stunned to get a call that she had

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Speaker 1: traveled from Utah to California.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't how guilty you would feel, I knew?

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Speaker 2: Which.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Thankfully the kitty is recovering without any serious issues,

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Speaker 1: and it's probably due to several lucky breaks. For example,

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Speaker 1: the weather wasn't too hot or too cold during the trip.

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Speaker 1: The box was partially split open at one scene, allowing

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Speaker 1: the cat enough air to breathe. And coincidentally, Brandy, the

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Speaker 1: Amazon worker, knows all about cats and even rescues them

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Speaker 1: on the side. Oh, that's just meant.

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Speaker 2: To be shipped to Amazon.

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Speaker 3: Probably get ten cats shipped to her every single week.

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Speaker 3: So nothing new for brands, Like.

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Speaker 2: God, why are they shipping work boots? Couldn't have been

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Speaker 2: like fish or something.

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Speaker 1: There, young, there's next lazer stories out of Australia, all right.

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Speaker 1: Forty one year old Chloe Walker is a real estate

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Speaker 1: agent who is at a multi million dollar property that

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Speaker 1: was being listed while preparing for an open house. So

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Speaker 1: the place had renters at the time, and Chloe was

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Speaker 1: running around tidying a few things up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know how messy it guess.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: At one point she noticed some bedding that was hanging

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Speaker 1: out back to dry thought it looked really bad, so

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Speaker 1: she bawled it up, took it downstairs, and threw it

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Speaker 1: on a shelf under a lamp. Okay, well, twenty minutes later,

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Speaker 1: a major fire broke out because the heat of that

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Speaker 1: lamp caused the sheet to be engulfed in flames, and

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Speaker 1: a majority of the house got burned down to the studs.

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Speaker 3: So very open house. Extremely Yeah.

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Speaker 1: This happened a few years back, and the case was

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Speaker 1: just decided in court. My god, partially because of Chloe's

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Speaker 1: admission to the owner when it all happened. Apparently she

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Speaker 1: called him and said, oh my god, I think I

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Speaker 1: burnt your house down, which is pretty incriminating when you

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Speaker 1: admit that over the phone.

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Speaker 2: She didn't do it, Jeff, And in.

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Speaker 1: The end, the court ruled that Chloe's negligence was at fault.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So it is like if you break it,

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Speaker 2: you buy it type of situation.

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Speaker 3: Sort of like that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she was trying to blame it on the

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Speaker 1: hot lamp that the renters owned.

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Speaker 3: Court disagreed.

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Speaker 1: In the end, the company she worked for was ordered

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Speaker 1: to pay damages to both the homeowner and the renters

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Speaker 1: who lost all of their belongings in the fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh did I'm here? It was the company and I

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Speaker 2: heard that had to pay it. So I guess she's

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Speaker 2: not probably selling too many houses.

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Speaker 1: Probably not the next laser stories out of celebrity world. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I live here, now I know any better since.

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Speaker 3: So I guess one of my friends it's not your friend.

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Speaker 1: There's been a lot of talk about Jennifer Lopez's career

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Speaker 1: and how it's tanking right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh my god. Yeah, she's like canceling tour

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Speaker 2: dates because she can't sell tickets.

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Speaker 3: Movie back.

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Speaker 2: Her movie was a hot mess people, No, but literally bad.

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Speaker 3: I mean the Wedding Planner one was pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I did.

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Speaker 1: Let's give her a little bit of credit, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of problems with all of her new stuff,

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Speaker 1: Like you guys were saying with the tour dates, and

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Speaker 1: low ticket sales.

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Speaker 3: Her new album This Is Me Now severely underperformed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even know she had an album, so that's bad.

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Speaker 1: Gosh.

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Speaker 3: So what's causing all of this?

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Speaker 1: One brand expert says it all started in twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: two with the Super Bowl documentary Halftime, where j Loo

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Speaker 1: griped about having to share the stage with Shakira.

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Speaker 3: Everybody get tim finished.

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Speaker 2: I think she was trying to make a point that

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Speaker 2: she ca here and her could both hold up the

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Speaker 2: super Bowl on their own, but it did come across

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Speaker 2: as they said.

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Speaker 3: Quote.

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Speaker 1: Her grievance about it wasn't expressed eloquently and made her

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Speaker 1: seem unlikable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you suck.

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Speaker 1: But Ben, the same expert things she's also suffering from

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Speaker 1: Ben Affleck's resting sad face.

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Speaker 3: Anytime they're together.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why does he look miserable?

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Speaker 3: She looks miserable.

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Speaker 2: They always look like they're fighting in all.

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Speaker 1: The paparazzi pictures and car rides with Ben, curbside arguments

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Speaker 1: together for some reason, even if they're really really happy,

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Speaker 1: both of them, Ben and Jen look miserable in the tabloids.

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Speaker 2: Well, and they keep doing interviews where they're like, no,

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Speaker 2: we swear we're happy, and it's like the more they

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Speaker 2: say it, the harder it is to believe. You know.

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Speaker 1: Some writers are now calling it RBF resting benefer face absolutely,

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Speaker 1: and they say it's definitely affecting both of their careers negatively.

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Speaker 3: Wow, oh man, it is true. I mean, we haven't

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Speaker 3: seen all from a man either since they got back.

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Speaker 2: To that dunking commercial though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going for that was good.

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Speaker 1: That was next Lazer stories out of take a Holiday headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Some people think about their next vacation when they're burned

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Speaker 1: out at work. Others start thinking about it while they're

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Speaker 1: sipping my ties on the beach during their existing vaca.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am gastly telling Michael Okay next time, yep,

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Speaker 2: we're going here because.

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Speaker 3: It inspires more. Yeah, yeah, you're on vacation. I love travel.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: They haven't even checked into the hotel yet, I know,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people are with you. A new

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Speaker 1: survey confirmed about forty percent of Americans say they're always

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Speaker 1: thinking about their next trip while on their current one.

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Speaker 2: Yep, dude, I search Airbnb just to see.

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Speaker 3: I'm always searching for fight for fun.

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Speaker 1: The average person spent eleven days on vacation last year

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Speaker 1: and is hoping to spend fifteen days this year. Another

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Speaker 1: stat about eighty percent of people would be interested in

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Speaker 1: a do nothing vacation where they sit by the pool, beach,

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Speaker 1: or even inside just reading a book or relaxed.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, that's an active vacation for me. I

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Speaker 3: went outside today, out of the hotel room. I'm at

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Speaker 3: the pool now, I'm at the beach now. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: It gives me so much anxiety.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, we didn't do anything today. You have to

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Speaker 3: make it up for it tomorrow. No, this is why

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Speaker 3: your husband doesn't want to do the future vacation just

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Speaker 3: scuba diving. Get six am, kids, let's go. They didn't

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Speaker 3: ask about staycations.

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Speaker 1: But the nice thing about going somewhere else is that

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Speaker 1: it's easier to separate from your usual chores and your obligations,

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Speaker 1: even if you're not actually going into the office, which

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Speaker 1: is something this guy has a hard time doing because

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Speaker 1: when he travels he has to bring his entire home

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Speaker 1: with him on his back.

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Speaker 3: He is a TSA nightmare. Yeah, shoes off, all the

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Speaker 3: time off.

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Speaker 1: That's the sound of him getting cavity searched at the

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Speaker 1: O'Hare airport once again. Yeah, that's how means a Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,