Speaker 1: Because two is officially better than one. Welcome to your
Speaker 1: second date classes.
Speaker 2: I see what you did there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's bricking Jeffrey in the morning. We're putting
Speaker 1: two classics back to back for you so you can
Speaker 1: get whatever you need to get done done today and
Speaker 1: just have a little dose of second Day on your Saturday.
Speaker 2: Or the opposite. Don't do anything and just sit and
Speaker 2: listen productive you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't judge you, all right, just enjoy it
Speaker 1: starts right now.
Speaker 3: Nowadays, you can find some weird stuff on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and when I say weird, I mean glow in the
Speaker 3: dark toilet rolls with a yodeling pickle weird.
Speaker 2: Why I feel like that's gonna be my mom's next
Speaker 2: Christmas present.
Speaker 3: You can even find dates on there, baby, But how
Speaker 3: are they gonna find you? That's the question. And one
Speaker 3: of our listeners went down that rabbit hole and what
Speaker 3: she found changed the whole way she approached online dating. Today,
Speaker 3: she's gonna tell us the secret trick that she learned
Speaker 3: to get herself more swipes. So why is she reaching
Speaker 3: out to us exactly? I guess we'll find out in
Speaker 3: your Second Date Update Extra Weird Edition coming up.
Speaker 4: Next Broken Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Updates.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of confusing information out there about how
Speaker 3: to attract a mate online. That's what the video says,
Speaker 3: how to catch your mate?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 3: That the information is so bad?
Speaker 2: He printed out how to sheet from Yahoo in front
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: It's so conflicting though. It's like, be super clear with
Speaker 3: your intentions, but also be mysterious and coy. Make sure
Speaker 3: to be super funny and playful, but don't be joky
Speaker 3: or they're gonna think you're not serious.
Speaker 2: What does it make sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah, show who you really are, even if you run
Speaker 3: a puppy mill. Let them know. Yeah, okay. And one
Speaker 3: of our listeners said she got swept up in the
Speaker 3: confusion of how to maximize your dating profile, but in
Speaker 3: the end, I guess it turned out to be a
Speaker 3: good thing for her.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: She's on the phone with us, so let's.
Speaker 3: Let's figure it out. Cynthia, welcome to the show. Tell
Speaker 3: us what happened?
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, so good to be here.
Speaker 1: Well that's good, Cynthia, look at you try an extra
Speaker 1: heart again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what happened? How did you get swept up
Speaker 3: in the confusion of the online dating.
Speaker 6: Well Google is free, but it's a jungle.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, wait, you ask Google for advice instead
Speaker 1: of like your friends.
Speaker 3: What should she ask her friends?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, I feel like you should run your profile by
Speaker 1: your friends and see what they think if it's showing
Speaker 1: you in the best light or not.
Speaker 6: Well, we get there eventually.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: So I'm looking up all these different ways on how
Speaker 6: I can get more matches with online dating, and some
Speaker 6: of the things I found were that if your profile
Speaker 6: picture has your hair out of your face, you're twenty
Speaker 6: seven percent more likely to get a match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless you have an ugly face.
Speaker 3: Wow, is that what the problem is, Cynthia? Can you
Speaker 3: confirm that? For brook over years.
Speaker 2: I shaved my no one's did no one else take that?
Speaker 2: I didn't take that. I was thinking it's been on
Speaker 2: TikTok for all. They said guys like hair up.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So twenty seven percent more likely if you
Speaker 3: have your hair up out of your.
Speaker 6: Face, right, and seventy six percent more likely if you
Speaker 6: have a teeth smile. If you smile with your teeth.
Speaker 3: That's assuming you have all your teeth in there.
Speaker 2: Right right, I smile with my gums, gummy smile.
Speaker 3: That's only because your ratio. Okay, anything else.
Speaker 6: This is one from my side that I also find
Speaker 6: to be pretty true. If you're alone in your pictures,
Speaker 6: no friends, no one else in the photo, you're sixty
Speaker 6: percent more likely.
Speaker 3: I swear There's been times where I'm swiping and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what girl is the girl? Because every picture of the
Speaker 3: fun Jose it's like spin the wheel over? Who am
Speaker 3: I going to get?
Speaker 5: Just?
Speaker 2: All group is weird? What'd you go with? Did you
Speaker 2: do some group, some solo? Did you do all one way?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 6: No, I did all just single photos of me, because
Speaker 6: I find that when I'm swiping for guys, if I
Speaker 6: have to guess who you are in the photo, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to I'm just gonna o.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So did you take all that advice?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, So I tried it and and I forgot
Speaker 6: nothing after a week, nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing.
Speaker 6: Really they were like weirdos, of course, like guys that
Speaker 6: were very dangerous.
Speaker 2: So what'd you change? Would you do to change your luck?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: She couldn't change her face up, Brooke like that, that's
Speaker 3: not very nice to tell her to get surgery before
Speaker 3: you can we like move off of that and maybe
Speaker 3: get to how did you change your dating profile? That's
Speaker 3: what I asked, What did you change about yourself? It
Speaker 3: was the way you said it. Yeah, we knew, so
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 6: So I just ended up asking my friend what she
Speaker 6: thought of what I had uploaded.
Speaker 3: Brook, Actually that's exactly what you said.
Speaker 2: What did your friend say?
Speaker 6: She said, looked like a veloso raptor.
Speaker 2: Were you burying your teeth or smiling?
Speaker 6: She kept saying that I had such big teeth and
Speaker 6: that was my hair pulled back, like my forehead looked
Speaker 6: a little bit.
Speaker 2: Dare she? Are you mad? Or are you like? I
Speaker 2: can see it?
Speaker 6: I mean I was humbled for sure.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out who's mean or your friend
Speaker 3: or Brook.
Speaker 2: I could never say that to my friend. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she gave you a few tips to change stuff.
Speaker 6: That was kind of all she said. I guess her
Speaker 6: her tough love pushed me to kind of just go
Speaker 6: back to the drawing board and just go back to
Speaker 6: what I was already doing.
Speaker 1: Are we ever going to get a date here?
Speaker 6: We like?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 6: Well, So I ended up just posting what I felt
Speaker 6: was right for me. I ended up getting a date
Speaker 6: with this guy, Aaron Okay, Yeah, we ended up texting.
Speaker 6: We went out for like pizza and wine and stuff.
Speaker 6: And it's funny because I told him about, you know,
Speaker 6: my experience was trying to update my profile and that
Speaker 6: was kind of the topic of conversation for most of
Speaker 6: the night. We last about it and ended up taking
Speaker 6: pictures of each other, you know, in dinosaur poses.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love see good sense of humor.
Speaker 3: Embrace it and now you bonded. Although everybody else in
Speaker 3: the pizza parlor was like what they.
Speaker 2: I know it. Your pet names for each other are
Speaker 2: already rapptor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what's happened since then?
Speaker 6: I just I haven't been able to hang out with
Speaker 6: him in like a month.
Speaker 5: I was like a month ago.
Speaker 2: And it sounds like you've been texting. It just hasn't
Speaker 2: lined up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can schedules, have it mind up. You haven't
Speaker 6: been able to find a good time, and I just,
Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm getting a little discouraged. I felt like,
Speaker 6: you know, we lost a bit of momentum, and I
Speaker 6: was just wondering if you guys would give me some
Speaker 6: invice or helped me out a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, Bo's gonna tell you to change the way your
Speaker 3: voice sounds, So maybe I want to ask us for advice.
Speaker 2: I doesn't talk about her.
Speaker 1: You sound amazing, You sound fun You sound funny and
Speaker 1: self deprecating.
Speaker 3: What about her? Brooke? I know me, but what about her?
Speaker 3: You know what? We're just gonna call this guy aarin
Speaker 3: for you when we come back and do your second
Speaker 3: date update right after this.
Speaker 4: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, second date updates.
Speaker 3: On the phone with us today.
Speaker 2: You are not playing.
Speaker 3: Is a woman who just updated her dino dating profile,
Speaker 3: the Majestic Cynthia Sourus rep.
Speaker 1: You do know, I know it was a lot worse
Speaker 1: dinosaurs she could have been compared to.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call her c Rex for short, or maybe
Speaker 3: just Cynthia, which is her normal name for human name.
Speaker 3: But the reason why we're poking fun about it is
Speaker 3: because she found an article online with all these tips
Speaker 3: about what types of pictures you should take if you
Speaker 3: want to get better matches on dating sites, and she
Speaker 3: found some ideas where you're supposed to pull your hair back,
Speaker 3: show more teeth that's supposed to get more guys to
Speaker 3: swipe on you. But after a week online with no matches,
Speaker 3: her friend told her the truth. The reason no guys
Speaker 3: are biting is because you look like a velociraptor.
Speaker 1: It looks like you, but listen, the most ferocious of
Speaker 1: the dinosaurs. Yes, and with a very muscular built made
Speaker 1: it any better.
Speaker 3: And doesn't look like that normally. It's just with the
Speaker 3: new hair back do and the teeth bearing poses. It
Speaker 3: came across dino life.
Speaker 2: But she finally realized she just needed to be herself.
Speaker 3: That was the good part, but it ended up being
Speaker 3: the topic of conversation on her date with a guy
Speaker 3: named Aaron. They had a great time together. The problem
Speaker 3: is that was a month ago and now she needs
Speaker 3: our help to get things jump started once again. Brooke,
Speaker 3: I'm afraid to even go to you. Every time you
Speaker 3: say something it comes out offensive. But what do you
Speaker 3: want to says Cynthia over No.
Speaker 1: I think it's good, Cynthia that you and him have
Speaker 1: been talking. You've been trying to get something nailed down.
Speaker 1: I know it feels like maybe the what is it
Speaker 1: called momentum has has dulled a.
Speaker 3: Little bit that's exactly what she said.
Speaker 1: I just don't want you to come off as too needy,
Speaker 1: you know, like this is your only option, because it's
Speaker 1: not right it might be your only option.
Speaker 3: We actually we don't want to know, Cynthia. Can you
Speaker 3: dial down the desperate needy vibes that you're given towards
Speaker 3: Brook right now?
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, no problem. I don't mean to come
Speaker 6: off super.
Speaker 2: Needy, don't. I don't think you are.
Speaker 1: You know, don't bring up again the fact that you
Speaker 1: weren't getting a lot of matches.
Speaker 3: Because what needy person would do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to make it sound like this last
Speaker 1: month has been so packed and oh my god, I
Speaker 1: totally forgot to call you.
Speaker 2: So I have a radio. They should do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, I texted you twenty times by accident.
Speaker 1: Even if he if he says yes to a date,
Speaker 1: maybe you tell him that you're maybe available.
Speaker 8: It's been so long. First date it actually was the
Speaker 8: time of the Dinosaur went. Yeah, that would turn you on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna cut the advice segment of this short
Speaker 3: and just call Aaron for you. How does that sound?
Speaker 9: C Rex, Here we go, I'm just kidding here, Let's
Speaker 9: call him.
Speaker 5: Hello, thanks for calling. This is Aaron.
Speaker 2: Did you run a business?
Speaker 3: Aaron? What a formal way to answer? Uh? Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was not expecting that. We're a radio show and you're
Speaker 3: welcome for Colin.
Speaker 5: Thanks for answering a radio show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
Speaker 3: we're doing a segment right now, hoping that you'll be
Speaker 3: a part of it. I'm too late. You're already a
Speaker 3: part of it, So buckle up. What is this about, perfect?
Speaker 3: This is about your dating life. Actually, about a month ago,
Speaker 3: we went out with one of our listeners named Cynthia.
Speaker 4: Cynthia yes.
Speaker 2: Beer, I think wine.
Speaker 5: Yes, I never Cynthia. Oh yeah we Yeah, we had
Speaker 5: a good time. That was a good date.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so great to hear. Nice to hear, because
Speaker 3: we're all confused and we're trying to help her figure
Speaker 3: out if there's a reason why you're not getting back
Speaker 3: to her and wanting to see her again, if that's
Speaker 3: even true. Yeah, well, because she's super busy right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, right, thank you.
Speaker 3: Trying to pencil you in somewhere.
Speaker 5: Oh, she's busy. That's ah, well, that's probably good. Actually,
Speaker 5: I'm kind of busy too.
Speaker 7: I'm really busy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, were you what are you so busy with?
Speaker 5: Well, other dates, As it turns out.
Speaker 2: That that's fine.
Speaker 3: You guys aren't serious.
Speaker 2: Other like second date third dates are just all first dates.
Speaker 5: Well a heck of a lot of first dates really
Speaker 5: second dates. Yeah, it's it's all really new for me,
Speaker 5: I have to say. And what is all the attention
Speaker 5: that I'm getting online from my profile A sudden? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know how much she told you about the date,
Speaker 5: but we were joking around. We just ended up taking
Speaker 5: these funny pictures.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like dinosaurs, because that was like what she
Speaker 3: tried on her dating profile before and and like was
Speaker 3: laughing about it.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, and that's what we were doing in the photos,
Speaker 5: and they turned out pretty funny and just kind of
Speaker 5: as a goof after the date, I put one of
Speaker 5: the photos of me up on my profile and.
Speaker 2: You acting like a dinosaur.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was a hit.
Speaker 2: What what.
Speaker 5: My rough gold go figure? I started getting all these
Speaker 5: hits that like I've never gotten before.
Speaker 1: We get attention, Well, you're in some dinosaur algorithm.
Speaker 3: It's the fact that he's with somebody. That's a proven fact.
Speaker 2: They were taking pictures of each other.
Speaker 3: Was it just you or was it both of you?
Speaker 5: It was just me, but it was all the tips
Speaker 5: and tricks and everything that she was talking about. I
Speaker 5: pulled my hair back, I showed my teeth and the
Speaker 5: smile and.
Speaker 3: Wait, so so those things work for guys but not
Speaker 3: for girls.
Speaker 2: Maybe just when you do them right?
Speaker 3: Okay, is it just face shape?
Speaker 10: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: I put one photo up and I get all this attention.
Speaker 3: This is really crazy, but you know, it would be
Speaker 3: really interested to learn this information is actually Cynthia herself,
Speaker 3: who just happens to be on the other line right now. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's hearing this.
Speaker 5: She's not listening as she Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's listening, and she wants to talk to you
Speaker 3: right now, Erin Oh no no, yeah yeah yeah Cynthia.
Speaker 6: Aaron, I am shocked. I basically put you on.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, you deserve most of the credit. You took
Speaker 5: the picture.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. You're a really good photographer, Cynthia.
Speaker 3: I did forgetting you dates. Bro, that's a little accidentally petty.
Speaker 5: Almost Well, okay, Cynthia, remember we talked like vaiting has
Speaker 5: been really hard for me. I'm just not used to
Speaker 5: getting attention. Well now I am. I'm just going with it.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, this has got to be a little bit
Speaker 3: overwhelming to hear all this. Cynthia, how you feeling right now?
Speaker 6: Honestly, I'm I'm a little hurt. I'm kind of shocked.
Speaker 6: Those pictures were just like joke pictures. I thought like,
Speaker 6: it's kind of going to be like an inside joke
Speaker 6: between us. Yeah, and now other girls like that, my guess.
Speaker 6: And now you're gonna see all of them instead of
Speaker 6: me when I've been you know, we've been in contact.
Speaker 5: No, no, I don't want to see them instead of you.
Speaker 5: I want to see you too. I just got to
Speaker 5: wait to get it opening.
Speaker 2: But Cynthia, you're you're really packed too.
Speaker 6: Right, right, Let's just see if I can put you
Speaker 6: into my schedule as well.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's right, Cynthia.
Speaker 1: She's not going to wait around all day just for
Speaker 1: you to show up.
Speaker 5: This is the cat Well, I have to say, honestly,
Speaker 5: Cynthia is a She's a wonderful girl, and that wouldn't
Speaker 5: surprise me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention.
Speaker 6: I set something up. Let's say next weekend? Is that
Speaker 6: something that is available for you?
Speaker 3: She probably to cancel on like seven other guys just
Speaker 3: to make that happen for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me check my calendar. Okay, which day?
Speaker 3: Which day?
Speaker 6: Does next Saturday work?
Speaker 5: Wa Saturday? With this coming Saturday? Maybe how about five weeks.
Speaker 3: Saturdays from now? That's your only free try Monday.
Speaker 1: Whoever Saturday chick is and put Cynthia in her place
Speaker 1: and Saturday girls.
Speaker 6: Come on.
Speaker 3: I mean, two such highly successful daters meeting right here
Speaker 3: on this show. I mean that's a sign that you
Speaker 3: need to be saying. Yes, Aaron, we'd love to send
Speaker 3: you out with Cynthia one more time if you're up
Speaker 3: for it, and we'll pay for the date.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I definitely want to go out with cent again.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's gonna be a while.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, Cynthia, are you still cool with that?
Speaker 3: Can you wait a little?
Speaker 6: A girl can only wait so long. We'll have to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually a good answer.
Speaker 3: Don't tell him yes or no, we know.
Speaker 7: It's yes, Yeah, Cynthia.
Speaker 5: In the meantime, I'm really getting a lot of practice,
Speaker 5: so that could only work in your.
Speaker 7: Favorite I don't.
Speaker 2: Want to practice tell.
Speaker 3: Us tell me I want to know.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Well, duckface is ancient history. Scrunch face is out point.
Speaker 3: You must be Delulu. If you don't know the latest
Speaker 3: look for dating profiles, you learn the.
Speaker 1: Two gen z in the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm saying you're dedumbed dumb if you don't know
Speaker 3: the look is the Jurassic pucker.
Speaker 2: But more teeth please.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that guy had so much success using
Speaker 3: the dinosaur pictures and she had none.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you guys think like I bet he was
Speaker 1: starting with pictures that were you get one female to
Speaker 1: take one picture of a guy and instantly they just
Speaker 1: look eight hundred times better.
Speaker 3: You're so right.
Speaker 1: Takes one picture of me and I look like an
Speaker 1: old hat.
Speaker 3: But like Alexis said, maybe some people out there just
Speaker 3: know how to do it the right way. This one's
Speaker 3: the naughty tri Sarah toops Jeffrey. I don't know if
Speaker 3: those are actually gonna go out, but I'm glad that
Speaker 3: we learned something new today. Sure, and the good thing
Speaker 3: is we can always help you with your dating life.
Speaker 3: If you really want that, do the right thing, email
Speaker 3: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're wrapping up a great first date. Things are
Speaker 3: winding down, but you don't want the night to end
Speaker 3: just yet. How do you keep things going in a
Speaker 3: smooth way? Do you a tend your cars a rental
Speaker 3: and you don't know how to unlock the passenger door?
Speaker 3: Option B burst into tears and claim you can't be
Speaker 3: alone because you're afraid of the dark. Oh no, she'll
Speaker 3: really want or option see drop handcuffs over both your
Speaker 3: wrists and accidentally swallow the key and I dropped something. Woops,
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to do that so quickly. Well, one
Speaker 3: of our listeners tried a different strategy to extend his
Speaker 3: date night, and even he admits it was way more
Speaker 3: cringe than any of those options. You'll hear what he
Speaker 3: did in your second date update next.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date Update.
Speaker 3: A few months ago, we heard one of the more
Speaker 3: romantic date stories from our show about a guy who
Speaker 3: was out with a woman when she randomly suggested they
Speaker 3: go into Ross Dress for Less and then she disappeared.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that one.
Speaker 3: Later found out she had messed her pants and was
Speaker 3: looking to buy a new outfit. Yeah, the store.
Speaker 2: If you would have led with that part, I totally remember.
Speaker 3: Thankfully, they ended up going out again, but it didn't
Speaker 3: work out in the long run.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 3: Their situation got too messy, according to him. Okay, I
Speaker 3: don't know if.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're gonna ask for details what that means.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I only know that though, because he's back on the
Speaker 3: show today looking for love with a different woman. So
Speaker 3: let's welcome back Julian to the show. Julian, did this
Speaker 3: new lady run into a Walmart this time or a
Speaker 3: basket pro shop? I'm trying to get a jump on this.
Speaker 7: Where we at you again?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good way to ignore my question.
Speaker 3: I guess we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: He thought it was more of a joke of a
Speaker 2: real question.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I only do serious stuff on the show, you know that, Julian.
Speaker 3: But let's start with the name of the new girl
Speaker 3: that she meant. What's her name?
Speaker 2: That's a nice name.
Speaker 7: I actually met her at the supermarket.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we exchange numbers and you know, text and she
Speaker 7: gets her with me, which is great.
Speaker 2: That's cute. I love this.
Speaker 1: Were you like really optimistic about this date or what
Speaker 1: were you feeling?
Speaker 7: Mostly about seventy percent us have the nerves, but it's like,
Speaker 7: you know what, let's just take a chance.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so what did you end up doing for
Speaker 3: your hangout?
Speaker 7: So basically I picked up on her place and we
Speaker 7: went to Glow in the Dark mini golf.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 3: I had a middle school field drip to a glow
Speaker 3: in the dark mini golf place. Never forgot it.
Speaker 1: Lots of that's the analogy or the story that he wanted.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it was sexy for me as a.
Speaker 2: Twelve year old as you smile and your teeth just glow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I feel the vibe. How was it for you?
Speaker 7: I enjoyed it, you know sometimes of course people couldn't
Speaker 7: think it's just for kids, but it was actually a
Speaker 7: little romantic. And also you know, we had drinks first, okay,
Speaker 7: fun and then we start to play. But crazy enough,
Speaker 7: they didn't allow drinks on the green I guess what
Speaker 7: you call it the green sooner?
Speaker 3: What kind of place doesn't allow drinking where children are Maybe.
Speaker 1: It's just too dark, like it's glowing the dark, it's
Speaker 1: too dark. There were people will drip like you add alcohol.
Speaker 2: To the America.
Speaker 7: It was actually a little bit of a bummer. I
Speaker 7: was wishing we could drink and do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it was so cool what she did, right,
Speaker 7: She actually snook some airplane shots. It's at the mit
Speaker 7: of her purse. She prepared, so we had shots like
Speaker 7: behind the glowing dragons of course.
Speaker 3: Oh now you are.
Speaker 2: Back into sneaky middle schoolers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 7: So the great thing is she's sarcastic, just like I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you guys got each other's sense
Speaker 1: of humor.
Speaker 2: You're drinking illegally on the mini golf course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this all sounds good so far.
Speaker 7: And honestly, the thirty percent was I was kind of
Speaker 7: nervous because I didn't tell her where we were going.
Speaker 7: So she wore heels.
Speaker 2: Oh to play mini golf?
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's my fault. I wanted to be kind
Speaker 7: of like spontaneous.
Speaker 1: Did she complain about her feet hurting because that's a
Speaker 1: lot of holes too.
Speaker 7: Did a little bit, But you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 7: take one for the team. We're gonna do something different.
Speaker 7: So we staged shoes.
Speaker 3: Wait what wait, you gave her your shoes and you
Speaker 3: wore her heels?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, goals, Yeah, your feet fit into her shoes?
Speaker 5: Uh, not really, more part of her shoes.
Speaker 7: There's just a few holes because I'm like a size
Speaker 7: eleven and a half and the size seven and women.
Speaker 1: So thankful she was wearing strappy heels instead of yeah points.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean so far, the date sounding pretty good. It's playful.
Speaker 3: You guys are being sarcastic and fun with each other.
Speaker 3: Maybe you look even better in the heels than she
Speaker 3: looked when.
Speaker 2: She Are you saying that's a bad thing? Like she
Speaker 2: was jealous?
Speaker 3: She could do intimidated? But is that possible?
Speaker 7: Julian, I played the fifth But.
Speaker 2: Where's the bad parts?
Speaker 1: Where's the stuff that make you think that that's why
Speaker 1: you're not getting a second date.
Speaker 7: So after the date, we go back to our place.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, are you still wearing her heels? No? Okay?
Speaker 7: So we get back to her place, and honestly, I
Speaker 7: thought she wouldn't bite me in, but she doesn't. Looking back,
Speaker 7: I feel like cringy about this, but made a couple
Speaker 7: of excuses like, oh, is there any shows or anything
Speaker 7: you can put me onto?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: You asked to go inside?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, or you have any coffee inside?
Speaker 1: Or Okay, how many times did you try?
Speaker 7: I tried like two or three different excuses.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that can come off looking a little bit desperate.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you know when you were saying these things that
Speaker 1: you should shut your mouth?
Speaker 7: I kind of did, but by the time my mouth started,
Speaker 7: my brain couldn't catch up. Yeah, to get myself out
Speaker 7: of it.
Speaker 1: Did you think it made her feel like you were
Speaker 1: there for not the right reasons?
Speaker 5: Maybe?
Speaker 7: But I liked her personality, I liked hanging out with her,
Speaker 7: and I asked that wanted some perfect time with her too.
Speaker 2: Okay that's bad. Yeah, that's normal.
Speaker 3: But maybe on the first date that's a little bit
Speaker 3: too much. Yeah, I can't expect anything. Yeah, So what's
Speaker 3: happened since then? Have you been able to stay in
Speaker 3: contact with her?
Speaker 7: Well, that happened five days ago.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 7: She stopped answering my texts and I said a text
Speaker 7: her said hey, thanks for a great night. It took
Speaker 7: her on how to respond to that, and then she
Speaker 7: just said you too.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I've spent a couple of texts and just just random stuff.
Speaker 2: Asking for shoe recommendations.
Speaker 7: Right, d joke her to their you know, so sarcastic,
Speaker 7: maybe a movie reference like that, and usually just sponsor
Speaker 7: it or laugh or like that and nothing.
Speaker 3: I wish just was a textual healing, because that would
Speaker 3: be a good to joke about the shoes, that'd be
Speaker 3: a good end. Like well, we could still ask that
Speaker 3: question when we call her for the second date updates
Speaker 3: different now, Yeah, maybe maybe she's still hung over from
Speaker 3: that airplane shot that she took.
Speaker 2: That one shot.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes hangovers last for a long time. We'll
Speaker 3: find out when we call her and try and get
Speaker 3: you your second date update right after this hold on.
Speaker 4: Man Brook and Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.
Speaker 3: It's hard to imagine a better first date than what
Speaker 3: we just heard from our listener Julian, where he took
Speaker 3: Fiona to Glow in the Dark mini golf night and
Speaker 3: they drank alcohol around kids, they made each other laugh,
Speaker 3: even swapped outfits on the golf course, just shoes, shoes specifically.
Speaker 3: But that's the most important part of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The awkward part, though, happened at the end of the
Speaker 3: night when Julian tried to casually invite himself into her place.
Speaker 3: It was not just once a few times and he
Speaker 3: got rejected. May believe Julian was only interested in you
Speaker 3: know what, but that's not true.
Speaker 2: Right at the brand of her fridge, right.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's true, right, Julian, you don't even
Speaker 3: enjoy doing that stuff with girls. I like women.
Speaker 7: I'm not going to deny that.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to no, but it kind of the
Speaker 1: whole point of what we're doing for you right now.
Speaker 3: But he realizes he may have messed up and trying
Speaker 3: to make that move multiple times. Hopefully that's not the reason,
Speaker 3: and we can at least help get him a second
Speaker 3: date here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if you seem too eager at the end
Speaker 1: of that date, it's not eager.
Speaker 2: At all to have a radio station call her. No
Speaker 2: very cool.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's going on five daysposed to turn.
Speaker 2: What have you got to lose? Now?
Speaker 3: If she thinks it's weird, we'll just tell her it
Speaker 3: was our idea to call, not yours.
Speaker 7: Okay, thanks, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Right now, he is a friend of the show, because
Speaker 3: remember he's been on this segmentary. I hope all the
Speaker 3: listeners know we could call you at any time because
Speaker 3: you are friends yes, I always have your phone on.
Speaker 1: It's a regular of a second data is yeah, going
Speaker 1: to be flag all right.
Speaker 3: We'll limit what we tell Fiona if we can get
Speaker 3: her to answer, but I'm dialing the number right now.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Fiona? This is Hey.
Speaker 3: Thanks for answering. We're a radio show. We're called Brook
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. And thank you for being
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah twice, I don't know. Thank you. You have a
Speaker 2: really pretty voice. Fiona.
Speaker 5: Why are you guys calling me?
Speaker 3: I kind of forgot why for a second, but now
Speaker 3: I've remembered. There is nervous guys. Look, well, it's just
Speaker 3: we've heard a lot of good stuff about you, Fiona,
Speaker 3: from a guy that you went on a date with recently,
Speaker 3: a guy named Julian.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Blowing the dark mini golf guy.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, yes, yeah, a memorable date.
Speaker 2: You had a memorable date. That's usually a good thing.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, I guess it was.
Speaker 3: I guess it was for Julian too, which is why
Speaker 3: he's asked us to reach out to you in this segment.
Speaker 3: It's called a second Date Update, and we're trying to
Speaker 3: help him figure out if there's a reason why after
Speaker 3: I guess it's been five days since you hung out,
Speaker 3: there hasn't been another meetup or any communication.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, did you plan on getting in touch with
Speaker 1: them and you were just busy? Not really.
Speaker 10: The date was fine, it was it was cute, but
Speaker 10: he did something at the end of the date that
Speaker 10: was a little like weird and putting in it. I
Speaker 10: just like kind of felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: It's funny to say that because Julian did mention something
Speaker 3: that he's embarrassed that.
Speaker 2: He did multiple times yea.
Speaker 3: Where he was trying to basically get an invite to
Speaker 3: hang out with you more in your place.
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, that was honestly a little much for a
Speaker 10: first date. That but I feel like I would have
Speaker 10: given him another chance after that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not the reason, that's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: No, No, okay, Well, then in that case, Julian is
Speaker 3: like totally in the dark. Yeah, it really help if
Speaker 3: you could like just give a little bit of an
Speaker 3: explanation that we could pass along to him.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean maybe it'll help him in the future, Okay.
Speaker 3: And that's the point of the whole segment, right.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I was talking about the date afterward with
Speaker 10: a friend and she asked what he looks like, and
Speaker 10: I was like, oh, well, he walked me up to
Speaker 10: my door, which a lot of guys don't do anymore.
Speaker 10: I thought that was kind of sweet, even though he
Speaker 10: was trying to come in.
Speaker 2: I think you were aware.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I was like, I have him on the
Speaker 10: ring camera, like, let me show you like the footage.
Speaker 10: And then I noticed that when I shut the door,
Speaker 10: he stood there for a second like talking to himself.
Speaker 2: What did he say?
Speaker 10: He was like kind of debriefing the date and like
Speaker 10: almost like giving him a house.
Speaker 7: Self a pep talk.
Speaker 10: And then he was like, she's prettier than the pictures
Speaker 10: I drew of her.
Speaker 2: What he said out loud, I drew pictures of her. Like,
Speaker 2: what a weird statement.
Speaker 10: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of sounds like it's supposed to be
Speaker 3: a compliment.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's talking about like his dream girl and she's
Speaker 1: pretty than what his dream girl was.
Speaker 3: You do you have any idea what you meant by that?
Speaker 10: I don't know yet.
Speaker 7: We didn't talk about it at all.
Speaker 3: Well, in that case, maybe you should just talk directly
Speaker 3: to him because he is on the other line listening
Speaker 3: to this call, one know what was going on?
Speaker 2: A normal response here?
Speaker 1: No, stop, he's not Yeah he is Julian and.
Speaker 3: You there, I am okay.
Speaker 2: You think that he's just probably disappointed in himself.
Speaker 7: I oh, buddy, I didn't. I didn't know you heard that.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we got that.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about with the pictures that you
Speaker 3: drew that aren't like what she looks like? What does
Speaker 3: that important?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: I do drawings. I think a lot of people do drawings.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, I mean everyone has different artistic outlets.
Speaker 2: So what was the picture that you drew?
Speaker 7: It was just of her? I mean it wasn't a
Speaker 7: painting or anything, but just like the doodles?
Speaker 2: Multiple? Was that plural?
Speaker 1: And come on, Alexis when you had a crush on
Speaker 1: somebody in high school, I'm sure you like wrote his
Speaker 1: last name down or you know, like, what's the difference.
Speaker 2: I didn't need him to supermarket in the draw his
Speaker 2: face broke?
Speaker 3: Are you feeling better now that you've heard that it's
Speaker 3: just doodles of you?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's fluttering, but maybe it's not
Speaker 1: crazy in depth, but it's more than a stick figure.
Speaker 3: Right, Maybe you need to talk more to Julian about it.
Speaker 7: If I'm being honest, like, only draw people that I like.
Speaker 7: I draw my mom, my, landlord and you.
Speaker 3: Wow, he likes three people in the whole world.
Speaker 2: Come on, give him a break.
Speaker 10: No, I mean, I wish it had waited till you
Speaker 10: got to the car, because, like tessing you was kind
Speaker 10: of weird. But I guess it is. To hear your explanation,
Speaker 10: doesn't it doesn't sound as weird.
Speaker 1: I mean if he would have showed up, if you
Speaker 1: would have showed up to the next day with a
Speaker 1: cute little doodle drawing of you, that would have.
Speaker 2: Been like, oh right, Like it'd be a cute moment artist.
Speaker 2: You guys three people. You don't have to.
Speaker 1: Be a professional artist to be an artist.
Speaker 7: I got you like it should make a difference, And
Speaker 7: if we hang out again, I could definitely show you.
Speaker 3: Oh see now it feels harmless, right, What do you
Speaker 3: guys think it is?
Speaker 2: Like a topless doodle or something.
Speaker 10: That was kind of my thought.
Speaker 3: It could be a very flattering topless dudle scribble at
Speaker 3: the top of the photo. God, Julian, can you confirm
Speaker 3: or deny no comment?
Speaker 2: Hey, some of the best artists work with nude moments.
Speaker 5: Now it feels a little weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, he's got a little crush, which is totally normal.
Speaker 1: You went on a date, you liked each other, Like,
Speaker 1: if he hadn't said that out loud, I don't think
Speaker 1: any of this would have freaked you.
Speaker 2: Brook.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you hadn't said the topless, pardon about how
Speaker 3: sexy that would be, and maybe we wouldn't be in
Speaker 3: this weird scenario that we're in. I mean, she didn't
Speaker 3: say bottomless.
Speaker 2: What my husband and I did each other.
Speaker 1: Close?
Speaker 3: Nobody believes that. Nobody believes the close. Okayona, disregard everything
Speaker 3: you heard from my female co host, and just consider
Speaker 3: going out on a date with Julian one more time.
Speaker 7: Honestly, I've done on so many dates before and I've
Speaker 7: never drawn people, but you are worth drawing.
Speaker 3: She's trying, and I appreciate that. What do you think, Fiona,
Speaker 3: give him one more chance?
Speaker 10: I think, yeah, we can go out.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right?
Speaker 3: Are you going to bring it?
Speaker 10: I maybe let's leave that for the third date.
Speaker 2: That means there could be a third date.
Speaker 3: Get your pens ready, Maybe I can go to Oh
Speaker 3: is that like the Brook style doodle.
Speaker 2: All doodling is fun.
Speaker 4: Jeff Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Does anybody else get the feeling? And when Brook gets
Speaker 3: her caricature done at a fair, the artist has to
Speaker 3: tell her to keep her top on.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're supposed to.
Speaker 9: Leave it on?
Speaker 3: Yes, the bra too, Brook, you got to keep all
Speaker 3: that off.
Speaker 1: I love when they make him look so big, you know,
Speaker 1: I just I never thought of.
Speaker 2: Going to look.
Speaker 3: I know it's definitely gonna happen. I never thought of
Speaker 3: doodling as an intimate act before, but now Brook's ruined
Speaker 3: that for all of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can be very sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't have to be.
Speaker 2: You do to all day at work, and now I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think you're in a different pestige.
Speaker 3: How is it in your head?
Speaker 2: Look the other way? Let me let me get a picture.
Speaker 2: Oh god, No, I'm.
Speaker 3: Just glad we didn't ruin Julian's chances and we were
Speaker 3: able to get him a second date, because, honestly, he
Speaker 3: seems like a good guy that just gets nervous centimes.
Speaker 2: I was honestly trying to help him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we know exactly what you were trying to help him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but if you want some help PG kind, you can
Speaker 3: always email the show. We'll email that person who's not
Speaker 3: calling you back.
Speaker 1: Brook.
Speaker 3: We'll do the higher rated version.
Speaker 2: Thirteen seems appropriate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think seventeen as well. Yeah, you must pay
Speaker 3: extra for it, but we'll call that person who isn't
Speaker 3: calling you back. Go check out all of our Second
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