Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tambora Judge.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's so weird to be so close to you.
Speaker 2: We got to recap the first episode of Secret Lives
Speaker 2: of Mormon wite.
Speaker 3: So good, so you got me turned onto it.
Speaker 1: You recapped it last year with Emily, and so I
Speaker 1: went back because I didn't watch it, and so I
Speaker 1: went back and watched the first season beinge watched it
Speaker 1: and the first.
Speaker 3: Episode, I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Somebody gets arrested, somebody gets divorced, somebody gets the Like,
Speaker 1: it's insanity.
Speaker 2: I mean, these girls are so good at narrating what's
Speaker 2: happening next. And I think because they're the code that
Speaker 2: I've noticed is in mom talk? Are we going to
Speaker 2: let them in? Mom talk is like the new break.
Speaker 3: Show, our own mom talk.
Speaker 2: They have moves, we twat talk, twat talk, Yes, we
Speaker 2: can talk to listen. No, we have tot No, we'd
Speaker 2: have to do. I don't even they're not even reels,
Speaker 2: the tiktoks. Yeah, but they I didn't even have TikTok
Speaker 2: on my phone. I had to ask somebody that went
Speaker 2: gosh for me.
Speaker 1: But did they start out as a podcast or did
Speaker 1: they start out as a TikTok?
Speaker 2: I mean started off they all joined the same tiktoks,
Speaker 2: uh huh so that they could grow their followings. Either way,
Speaker 2: it starts out, we see a preview of what's to
Speaker 2: come in season two. The mom talk girls are fighting
Speaker 2: with each other, the husbands are fighting, the cops are involved.
Speaker 2: Why is there ever cops involved on Housewives? Well? Thank god,
Speaker 2: I love to watch cops involved. I was like, hold on,
Speaker 2: what is the Do you remember cops the show? Yes?
Speaker 3: How did that? Bad boys? Bad boys? What's you're gonna do?
Speaker 3: What she gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?
Speaker 2: Bad boys?
Speaker 3: When you going to do this? That was their whole.
Speaker 3: This has been their whole.
Speaker 2: I wanted that music to play as I was watching
Speaker 2: the episodes.
Speaker 3: I mean, guys, this show should do a TikTok with
Speaker 3: that song.
Speaker 2: We should, but we gotta wait until we get one
Speaker 2: of the wives of one of the husbands involved in
Speaker 2: the in the fight. Oh my, oh my gosh. And
Speaker 2: then we get to Vander frumpt Philla. There's so many things.
Speaker 2: But the other way. Sure, we have opening credits where
Speaker 2: the girls are wearing the same white dresses and are
Speaker 2: filmed as though they are being baptized, and that song
Speaker 2: really hits you.
Speaker 3: It's good music on their show.
Speaker 2: It's expensive to be mom talk. I know.
Speaker 3: I know not to mention the press they're getting. Oh
Speaker 3: do you see o the press are getting. They weren't
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kiml. Some of them are Jimmy Kimmel. I reposted it.
Speaker 3: I was like, I am happy to zip up to Utah. Hey, Hulu,
Speaker 3: what's up?
Speaker 2: You want to talk Hulu.
Speaker 3: We're not afraid to create a scandal. I'll have Teddy arrested. Listen,
Speaker 3: We're not We're not afraid to fight.
Speaker 2: When the top girls are kicking off Halloween at the
Speaker 2: Gracie Luke Cowboy Pillows Influencer.
Speaker 1: If they say, like the you know, the the Halloween
Speaker 1: stuff is not like they're LDS and and a lot
Speaker 1: of religions, Halloween.
Speaker 3: Is very off limits, and they're like, I don't give
Speaker 3: a ship not in this show. You can do Halloween.
Speaker 4: You can do you can swing, you can swing, you
Speaker 4: can dress right, I mean the girls that I know
Speaker 4: that are true true, like deep out into LDS.
Speaker 2: I mean they're wearing undergarments. I was so happy to
Speaker 2: see Whitney back. I didn't realize, really she's gonna you're
Speaker 2: not seeing it. But I mean you saw a maker, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we need troublemakers. Okay, so we've got makers are very
Speaker 2: important to reality TV. Let me tell you why was
Speaker 2: plugging herself? Now?
Speaker 3: Then we've got they got a new troublemaker that came.
Speaker 3: I love Miranda, I'm losased. And you know who's really
Speaker 3: happy that Miranda's in this group? Now? Who Whitney.
Speaker 1: She's like, there's a new villain in Utah.
Speaker 2: But I don't even see Miranda as the villain. I
Speaker 2: feel like she might be a liar. She might be
Speaker 2: a little bit a liar. She says there was no
Speaker 2: She said it was just kissing and spinning the bottle.
Speaker 2: You know what. I spinned the bottle in the fifth grade.
Speaker 2: So like, what's the big deal I did to big deal?
Speaker 3: What was the other game?
Speaker 2: We used to say, Still, Whitney rose, it's a big
Speaker 2: deal deal. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 3: The healing, the hell and the big deal.
Speaker 2: The big deal in the healing, But then Miranda and
Speaker 2: her ex husband Chase were the couple involved in the
Speaker 2: swinging scandal, but Miranda claims they only played spin the bottle.
Speaker 2: Mom talk has grown immensely since season one, which is
Speaker 2: why we're happy Miranda's numbers.
Speaker 1: I to know where they started, where they're at, how
Speaker 1: much their social media posts are getting, and how do
Speaker 1: they split that because it's very confusing to me because
Speaker 1: they have what one TikTok did they do the mom
Speaker 1: talk on her?
Speaker 3: Do they all have individual individual talks? Who has the
Speaker 3: most followers?
Speaker 2: Oh, Taylor, Taylor, Frankie, Paul obvious Taylor.
Speaker 3: I thought Taylor was today?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Paul is the she's the termor judge of Tokay's judge.
Speaker 3: She's adorable.
Speaker 2: She is adorable.
Speaker 3: She is absolutely adorable.
Speaker 2: She isn't afraid to show her emotions on camera.
Speaker 3: No, she's not afraid to get arrested on camera either.
Speaker 3: That was last season.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just for the guys she's had sex dreams
Speaker 2: about are getting arrested on camera, almost allegedly.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to dig into the Dakota of at all.
Speaker 2: But Miranda joining the show after a successful first season
Speaker 2: as a shocking as Sheena joining the Valley after Hump
Speaker 2: Rules ended, she get out of our comments section, and
Speaker 2: then again she's mad at us again. But remember the
Speaker 2: last time she got mad at us? She goes, that
Speaker 2: wasn't actually me, It was my social media managers. So
Speaker 2: she is social media managers. So but it was because
Speaker 2: the girl that you called Ai is upset.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, read all the other comments. The one
Speaker 3: we said wasn't bad at all. Listen.
Speaker 2: We love all the people on and I know that
Speaker 2: things are And here's one media managers. Don't give away
Speaker 2: what's coming. Because she said, you guys are going to
Speaker 2: take a turn. Well great, we will take a turn,
Speaker 2: and we want to wait and watch it, and then.
Speaker 1: We'll take a turn and we'll give her all the
Speaker 1: props she needs. Yeah, she has a podcast in my heart,
Speaker 1: so we got to be.
Speaker 3: Nice to her. You should listen.
Speaker 2: It's called pursuit of sassiness because maybe she shows a
Speaker 2: different side of her.
Speaker 3: She'll let us be on her pod.
Speaker 2: She's already asked me.
Speaker 3: She asked me, I'm just kidding. Can we talk about
Speaker 3: Jen and Zach? Yes?
Speaker 2: We can on Afflecks Second Cousins, I heard that was
Speaker 2: a lie.
Speaker 3: Well, we got.
Speaker 2: Into this more once the season continues. But Jen and
Speaker 2: Zach have been separated for a few months. She lives
Speaker 2: in Utah and an airbnb and he is in Arizona
Speaker 2: for medical school.
Speaker 3: But shockingly he comes back once filming's up. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I was so happy he cut that hair.
Speaker 2: Oh well, he saw himself at least he has reflections, right. Well,
Speaker 2: I know, but sometimes when you watch yourself on TV, like,
Speaker 2: there are certain things, you know, the bangs, your tops.
Speaker 3: The hair was so bad.
Speaker 2: But what about how Zach reached out to all the
Speaker 2: mom Tak girls. How would you felt about that? If
Speaker 2: Eddie were to reach out to all the girls without
Speaker 2: telling you, you.
Speaker 3: Know, I wouldn't like that. But he reached out to
Speaker 3: them because there was a ten message that made him
Speaker 3: look like a douche lord. Right, I'm like, you are
Speaker 3: a douche lord, and.
Speaker 1: So he figured that if he reached out to them
Speaker 1: that would make things better.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: He treated her like crop last year, and so this
Speaker 1: year he's coming back because he wants his wife back,
Speaker 1: or because he wants to be on TV.
Speaker 2: Well, clearly he wants to make money and be on TV.
Speaker 2: Because he's leaving med school.
Speaker 3: I don't need that. I got Hulu.
Speaker 2: I don't need that I got the Tiktoks. But now
Speaker 2: that TikTok's back. But weren't you like like Jen? No? No,
Speaker 2: But now I'm starting to wonder about Jen. I feel
Speaker 2: like Jen is an undercover person that fights too, because
Speaker 2: you could see she's trying to produce him on camera,
Speaker 2: like she's like.
Speaker 3: No, Zach, well, don't we always try to produce our husbands?
Speaker 3: Because I do.
Speaker 2: But she needs to be a little bit more subtle
Speaker 2: about it. I'm sorry, I know if I can see it.
Speaker 2: I love a voice note more than anybody. Yes, I
Speaker 2: know Teddy, but I would have left Zach Sun read
Speaker 2: probably Yeah, I don't need to respond to it.
Speaker 1: Do we know what was said in the text messages
Speaker 1: about his wife or to his wife?
Speaker 3: Disgustingly mean? Oh? Hell no, disgustingly mean. Then Taylor's at
Speaker 3: Macie's house so.
Speaker 2: She can meet with Jenna, who hooked up with Dakota
Speaker 2: when Dakota was seeing Taylor.
Speaker 1: This whole thing this made me sad. I mean, it
Speaker 1: was great that Jenna, who she's adorable. She came in
Speaker 1: and sat down and was nervous, and Taylor's like, just
Speaker 1: just give it to me, show me your phone, let
Speaker 1: me look at it. She had her phone now she's
Speaker 1: comparing notes. She's like, he couldn't bet with me that
Speaker 1: day because.
Speaker 3: He said he was busy.
Speaker 2: Clearly he was with you. But then I think more
Speaker 2: to this story unfolds as the season goes on.
Speaker 3: Oh, it gets worse, it gets it makes up.
Speaker 2: Here's the problem with you, Hulu, in the best possible
Speaker 2: way is you make us see both sides of every situation.
Speaker 2: Then Dakota was taking Jen out on dates during the
Speaker 2: day while Taylor was the girl he'd meet up with
Speaker 2: at night to have sex with, I know.
Speaker 1: And then Dakota was making Jenna sound so desperate to Taylor,
Speaker 1: and it's like, here's the proof and the text messages
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: They're both beautiful girls. They are, and Dakota clearly is.
Speaker 2: You know at this point this is very early on
Speaker 2: in their relationship. But I'm also wondering, Taylor, I love you,
Speaker 2: but you're not going to do anything about it.
Speaker 3: Once you do see it, you're going to get in
Speaker 3: another five Let me ask you this timeline. Timeline was
Speaker 3: he they were not exclusively were they banging? He wasn't
Speaker 3: really banging Jenna, right, he was just dry humping. Is
Speaker 3: that what he said he was?
Speaker 2: I mean maybe he was bed jumping.
Speaker 3: He said dry humping. I believe. Now, was Taylor already
Speaker 3: pregnant at this time? No, this is.
Speaker 2: A beginning, beginning, beginning.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, then I don't know.
Speaker 2: They weren't even in a relationship, and Taylor's making the
Speaker 2: choice too.
Speaker 3: Well, now a year later, she's already had the baby,
Speaker 3: and now she's going to go back a year when
Speaker 3: they were just started dating. It's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: And if you want, and I.
Speaker 2: Think they We heard at first season that they had
Speaker 2: sex night three, which I'm not judging her, go for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but then like night three, you're not in a full
Speaker 2: blown relationship or date three.
Speaker 3: No, so he can do whatever he wants. I mean,
Speaker 3: but you shouldn't lie about it if you're not hooking up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's more about the lying, it's not the
Speaker 1: actual the actor.
Speaker 3: That's what I think it is.
Speaker 2: Then Whitney and Miranda meet up the park with their kids.
Speaker 2: Miranda is the one who brought Whitney into mom talks,
Speaker 2: so she thought it'd be best place for her to
Speaker 2: start with everyone, And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Miranda.
Speaker 3: No one but me likes Whitney. I don't. I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say I don't like Whitney. I
Speaker 1: just there's something about her that kind of rubs me
Speaker 1: the wrong way. And I'm not saying that she shouldn't
Speaker 1: be on the show or anything like that, because I
Speaker 1: always like people that rub me. I'm sure I rub
Speaker 1: everybody the wrong way. But there's something about her that
Speaker 1: just doesn't mix with this group.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: Well, I think, you know, Whitney would love from Randon
Speaker 2: to come back to mom Talks so they can have
Speaker 2: a new villain.
Speaker 3: But it's still looking good for her that that's going
Speaker 3: to happen.
Speaker 1: Do you think that we're going to see a different
Speaker 1: side of Whitney this season.
Speaker 2: I think Whitney's probably going to be the exact same.
Speaker 3: What do you think about Whitney's husband.
Speaker 2: I think that they just had a baby and congratulations.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, Yeah that's all you think about him?
Speaker 2: Wait between the line, then, Macey, Mikayla dem and Jesse
Speaker 2: go to a haunted house together. They do a lot
Speaker 2: of activities outside of eating, which is so nice.
Speaker 3: Do they ever show them at church? No, they can't
Speaker 3: show the church.
Speaker 1: They show the outside of the building twenty four times
Speaker 1: an episode.
Speaker 2: I know, but honestly, but then Michaela is freaking out,
Speaker 2: but they make it through. Afterwards, Jesse and to me
Speaker 2: get an alcoholic drink, while Macey and Michaelas stick to
Speaker 2: their non alcoholic sodas. Which I've had those sodas. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 2: What are they? It's called swig and you can make
Speaker 2: it to a motel well soda. No, it's just like no,
Speaker 2: Swig has its own drive through with all different types
Speaker 2: of sodas that you can make any kind of formulation.
Speaker 3: You know, Soda girl, Me neither, I know.
Speaker 1: I mean I just recently started drinking diet coat, which
Speaker 1: I hate myself for it.
Speaker 3: Then Taylor's mom. Can we talk about Taylor's mom really quick?
Speaker 2: She wants to be a housewife.
Speaker 1: Well, she suddenly has a face lift and nose job,
Speaker 1: hair extensions, and I'm zempic.
Speaker 3: And then says, I want to look like and do
Speaker 3: I look younger?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: I look younger yeah, like they're starting to look like
Speaker 1: the same person clearly. And I don't know that she's
Speaker 1: on a zempic. I'm just putting out there because everybody
Speaker 1: in the world's on ezempic.
Speaker 2: Obviously.
Speaker 3: The first season has changed her.
Speaker 2: The first No, she was kind of like this the
Speaker 2: first season, but now there she's morphing into her daughter.
Speaker 2: She's trying to morph and turned doa I know the
Speaker 2: first season she's like, no, Taylor, don't do this, Taylor,
Speaker 2: You're pissing me off.
Speaker 3: And now she's like, hey, Taylor, do I look like you? Okay,
Speaker 3: but I got to tell you. I don't want to
Speaker 3: hear the word clout ever again. Okay.
Speaker 2: But then Taylor wants to walk away from her relationship
Speaker 2: with Dakota, but her mom thinks they should try to
Speaker 2: fight and work things out for the baby's sake. I mean,
Speaker 2: I hear what her mom is saying. I also feel like,
Speaker 2: has her mom watched season one?
Speaker 1: Her mom didn't want her to be with Dakota in
Speaker 1: the very beginning, like her her mom and her stepdad
Speaker 1: are like, no, like, you should not be with him,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Why is he moving in?
Speaker 1: But then Taylor admits that she has daddy issues, and
Speaker 1: I think that that says.
Speaker 3: A lot like your picker's usually off.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she has a lot of shame, and
Speaker 2: I think when you have a lot of shame, sometimes
Speaker 2: you can feel insecure and you can do things that
Speaker 2: you wouldn't normally do.
Speaker 3: And now she's in over her head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's like, I met my dad when I
Speaker 1: was four and he's like, what's up, kid?
Speaker 3: I never saw him again? Yeah, sad.
Speaker 2: Then we see Dakota come by to move out all
Speaker 2: the things. Dakota admits to deleting text and hiding some truth.
Speaker 2: He breaks down in his confessional because he regrets what
Speaker 2: he's done. He wants to make this relationship and ship
Speaker 2: work for their son, like did he go to the
Speaker 2: same school as Jack's on lines to say. Then Jen
Speaker 2: and Zach are doing ketamine treatment together. Okay, alcohol no ketamine? Yes, okay?
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that? Is that something you need
Speaker 2: to do? I mean I think it's let me just
Speaker 2: say yes. Someone said in the crowd said yes, but
Speaker 2: they chose not to do a couple's therapy.
Speaker 3: But they're doing ketamine, and so what they.
Speaker 2: Do because they don't want to do the work on
Speaker 2: each do do You Take You Back to? It deletes
Speaker 2: your past trauma, supposedly trying.
Speaker 3: To delete their past relationship, but it's going to come
Speaker 3: back every single time, and we're going to see it.
Speaker 2: I don't think Zach's changed, just I believe Zach's changed
Speaker 2: as much as I believe that Ben Affleck is his cousin.
Speaker 3: I'm there with you.
Speaker 2: Then, Miranda's hosting a happy hour at her house, complete
Speaker 2: with mocktails and a cheeseboard that says Mom Talk, this
Speaker 2: is giving. Remember when Denise had an ice sculpture at
Speaker 2: her house and it was a diamond? Diamond, no, ma'am.
Speaker 3: I mean, and not to manually.
Speaker 1: There's enough cheese and croissants to feed like the whole
Speaker 1: state of Utah.
Speaker 2: Miranda claims her intention in wanting to rejoin Mom Talk
Speaker 2: is because she's a single mom and she misses the
Speaker 2: friendship she had and she wants to get that bag.
Speaker 3: She wants that bag she wants to The villain is
Speaker 3: just so happy she didn't know there she's like. But
Speaker 3: either way, I love the show so much.
Speaker 2: I hope you guys are watching and will continue to
Speaker 2: recap the episodes soon