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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouth speak text into seventy five nine two says, my

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Speaker 2: LinkedIn profile picture is a close up of me smiling.

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Speaker 1: What you don't know?

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Speaker 2: I'm actually on the toilet taking a Do you know

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Speaker 2: the lighting in the bathroom is actually really good? Maybe

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Speaker 2: I'll bring my disposable in with me next time. Yeah, nice, Like.

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Speaker 3: That's sketchy for him to have. You think it's weird.

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Speaker 2: But you know, the listeners can't see what we're doing

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Speaker 2: or where our hands are going during this segment, So

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Speaker 2: while we uh listen to some confessions, we're just gonna

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Speaker 2: leave all that up to your imaginations. As we talk

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Speaker 2: to one of our listeners who's ready to come clean today.

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Speaker 2: He's chosen the fake name Sean. So Sean, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going good? Sean?

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Speaker 3: Is this something that you I mean, have you been

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Speaker 3: thinking about calling in and doing this segment for a while?

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Speaker 1: I have, you know, I just I need to get

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Speaker 1: off my chest. I think it'll help me to stop

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Speaker 1: doing it.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's something that you're still doing currently? Interesting?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, the voice changer is on. You are

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Speaker 2: now the mass speaker Sean. So, whenever you're ready, go

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Speaker 2: ahead tell us your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So I am a professional photographer and I do

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Speaker 1: all kinds of events, whether it's weddings, parties, whatever, you

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Speaker 1: need some good pictures, I'm the guy.

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Speaker 2: Do you do bathroom photo shoots from LinkedIn to pictures?

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Speaker 1: If you pay me enough, I'll do that. Nice.

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Speaker 3: So you're like an event photographer for the most part. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: It's a pretty cool job most of the time. The

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Speaker 1: drill shill. But a while back, I was working a

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Speaker 1: wedding and the maid of honor was you got bride

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Speaker 1: Zilla's but made of honor Villa if you will, Like

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Speaker 1: she was a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: It's not a very catchy name, so the tongue she

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Speaker 3: was a lot.

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Speaker 2: What was bad about her?

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Speaker 1: Well, as a photographer, like you understand the bridal party,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna be doing some drinking during the day, and

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Speaker 1: you know, it's a fun, chill day, get their makeup

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Speaker 1: done with some champagne in their hands. But this maid

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Speaker 1: of honor started taking tequila shaw I'm talking about ten

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Dude, was is being really rude to

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Speaker 1: me all day and At first, I thought I must

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Speaker 1: have done something, but she wanted to control every little thing,

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Speaker 1: and she kept coming up to me after I take pictures,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted to make sure that I got the

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Speaker 1: right angles for her.

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Speaker 3: Oh for her, she's not even worried about the bride.

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Speaker 3: I thought she was like having her best friends back

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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 1: No, not once. Didn't care about the bride. Cared about

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Speaker 1: how she was booked, like I was taking pictures of

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Speaker 1: her with my phone to put on Instagram or something.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, that can't be. You have to

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Speaker 3: have some sort of defense against that, since you're a

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Speaker 3: professional photographer, right, Like it's something that you come across sometimes.

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Speaker 1: It's very rare. But I always explained to both people

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Speaker 1: that I'm taking a bunch of photos, like one hundreds,

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Speaker 1: not thousands of photos. Yeah, you know, And I say

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Speaker 1: very friendly. I let her know I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: make you look bad. Yeah okay.

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Speaker 2: And that wasn't enough for her.

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Speaker 1: Oh, she could care less. She just got so condescending

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Speaker 1: with me. She asked me if I went to photography school,

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Speaker 1: if I was just some amateur I found on craigslist.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's assaulting. Yeah, I bet the bride

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Speaker 3: is mortified. I mean, she's paying you thousands of dollars

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Speaker 3: and her best friend is like messing it all up,

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Speaker 3: or sister groom.

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Speaker 2: I know this sounds like it could be me, but

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Speaker 2: it's not. Man that sucks.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, how is this leading to a confession?

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Speaker 1: I'm getting there. So at one point, just be want

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Speaker 1: you know how bad it got. She was locking arms

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Speaker 1: drinking champagne with another ridesmaid and she snapped her fingers.

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Speaker 2: Like pinnacle of rude.

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Speaker 3: Slapping is the worst.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she also said, hey, idiot, get over here.

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Speaker 3: Oh in case you didn't understand, and.

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Speaker 2: You're I'm guessing your real name isn't an idiot, Okay,

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Speaker 2: just to be clear.

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Speaker 1: It's really not. And I had to walk away a

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Speaker 1: few times just so I wouldn't blow up at her.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to ruin a client's wedding totally. But

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Speaker 1: finally it ended, and I was so glad it did.

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Speaker 1: And afterwards, you know, I went back to my office

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Speaker 1: to start editing, and even just looking at this face,

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Speaker 1: I just got the rage. God.

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Speaker 3: And you have to see thousands and thousands and thousands

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Speaker 3: of pictures of her face.

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Speaker 1: And in order to kind of like play around, I

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Speaker 1: took one picture and I decided to photoshop it just

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Speaker 1: to make her teeth banana yellow.

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Speaker 3: But that's just for your fun. That's not like what

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Speaker 3: you gave back to the bride.

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Speaker 1: Right well, after I got done doing it, I just said,

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Speaker 1: screw it. You know, karma is and I published all

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Speaker 1: the photos with your yellow teeth.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I just feel like the bride probably wasn't

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Speaker 3: that up because it sounds like she was a terrible

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Speaker 3: and the bride's teeth will look even whiter. Next, did

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Speaker 3: you did anyone notice?

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Speaker 1: I kept checking reviews for complaints, but never got a

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Speaker 1: bad review with a complaint. Nobody ever called me or

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Speaker 1: emailed me or let me know.

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Speaker 2: You said at the start of this that this is

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Speaker 2: something that you keep doing. Have you done that again?

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Speaker 1: So I think it's bad that I didn't get a

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Speaker 1: complaint because I didn't really learn my lesson. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going after good people here. Like a few

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Speaker 1: weeks ago, I was dealing with the bride villa, and

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Speaker 1: this time it was the bride this.

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Speaker 3: Time, do that's too low? She's just stressed out?

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Speaker 2: Too yellow?

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Speaker 3: Did she get her wedding photos back with yellow teeth too.

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Speaker 1: I've been there, I'd done that. So with this bride,

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Speaker 1: I just photo shopped a few and I made her

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Speaker 1: look bigger in her dress.

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Speaker 3: I think it's too low. Man.

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Speaker 2: Man, you got to feel a little bad about that.

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Speaker 1: I do, and I know, I know. And look, you

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Speaker 1: guys have to understand. These are awful people to go

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Speaker 1: out of their way to try to make me feel

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Speaker 1: like I have nothing.

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Speaker 3: You keep justifying it. I understand still paying for a

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Speaker 3: service though, end of the day, like it just it

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Speaker 3: just sits bad on your car. I mean, you're going

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Speaker 3: to stop, right, that's your plan. That's it, that's the end.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling. I don't want to keep doing this.

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Speaker 1: I think it's very passive aggressive on my end, and

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Speaker 1: I realized I need to tell somebody just to get

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Speaker 1: it off my chest, admit it, and so I could

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Speaker 1: just stop doing I guess maybe you would give the advice.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you next time?

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Speaker 3: And there's probably one bride maybe like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 3: that's why I look fat in that way.

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Speaker 2: So it's like, can I hire you for my ex husband?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Text in to seven eighty five nine too. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to wow, or

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