Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of TDZ
Speaker 1: Colin the Daddy's Zone Daddy's Own He's back, baby, Hello
Speaker 1: Daddy the Daddy's Zone. He's getting back. Thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. This is uh, this is something else to
Speaker 1: be back in the warm digital embrace of all the listeners.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm I don't even know what to say,
Speaker 1: Like I have so much to say that I don't
Speaker 1: know where to start. Um, but um yeah, we also
Speaker 1: already recorded your first episode back that comes out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So and it's terrible. It's awful. It's so bad. You guys,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking mess, praying so hard on like you going, Emma,
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? And I'm like about
Speaker 1: what what? What? You being a dad? Ah? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: blowout sometime like what I mean, that was the first
Speaker 1: thing I brought up with you, was blowouts. Like I said,
Speaker 1: they are very well. That's how I communicate with shout out, hoops,
Speaker 1: am I right, Just shout out to all the medical
Speaker 1: professionals along the way. You realize how much a good,
Speaker 1: good hospital can do for you when you have a
Speaker 1: very very long labor and delivery. Oh my god, oh man, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. Look, it was it was quite. It was
Speaker 1: quite eventful, I will say. But everybody's doing well. Everybody's
Speaker 1: doing well. The baby is beautiful. I keep using that phrase.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if it's come jealous, but you're you're jealous.
Speaker 1: I keep telling her, majesty, I'm like, it is a
Speaker 1: beautiful blend. But because really look like you with hair.
Speaker 1: Yea so great head of hair. I came out with
Speaker 1: a full head when I was born. But damn this,
Speaker 1: this young young young lad is doing it. Child, the
Speaker 1: geist Child, the geist child. I love it. That's gotta
Speaker 1: be some there's gotta be some great uh Christmas, like
Speaker 1: medieval Christmas him yea geist child songs come in our way?
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready to get back into the fucking news. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what else? What's going on? Yeah, tell me about it.
Speaker 1: So as you know, as you may have heard, Trump
Speaker 1: is trying to get handcuffed so he can look tough,
Speaker 1: look tough. Hey, don't king shame you know he might
Speaker 1: be that's mighty to be. Yeah, he's like, I think
Speaker 1: it really cool for me. And then so we we
Speaker 1: talked about how these AI images that were generated of
Speaker 1: him were very flattering a bunch of AI images of
Speaker 1: him being arrested were circulated on Twitter, and people were
Speaker 1: like twitters trying to you know, make Trump, make it
Speaker 1: seem like Trump's under arrest, and I was like, they
Speaker 1: make him look better than like he looks wild athletic
Speaker 1: compared to what he really like. This man is just
Speaker 1: standing on lock knees at all times, just trying to
Speaker 1: like kind of stilt his way around. And you know,
Speaker 1: in some of these images he's just he looks like
Speaker 1: a you know, running back. Yeah, oh yeah, he looks
Speaker 1: like Jerome bettis like just trying to blow it up,
Speaker 1: like he's like, get the fuck out my way, head down.
Speaker 1: Michael Stott got nothing on me. I think it's just
Speaker 1: jarring to see any amount of motion blur on a
Speaker 1: Trump photo. It should have turned the motion blur, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's but no, I'm saying in
Speaker 1: that sense, you're like, he ain't dynamic like that. To
Speaker 1: your point, he's like rigid and fixed and all his photos.
Speaker 1: So I'm sure he's loving that because he's like, well,
Speaker 1: look at that, I've got four legs in that picture.
Speaker 1: I mean on three cops exactly have the most legs
Speaker 1: of anybody who's ever been arrested. The whole thing has
Speaker 1: felt like and like it's part of, you know, a
Speaker 1: plan by him him to get attention, to play into
Speaker 1: the persecution complex of him and his supporters. We talked
Speaker 1: a little bit on tomorrow's episode about how he's raising
Speaker 1: money off of it. But those images bookoo bucks or
Speaker 1: bucks as touch on. Um, this is just a trailer
Speaker 1: for tomorrow's episode. But yeah, yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he got the idea looking at those same images and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, this like kind of frees me
Speaker 1: up to explore the studio space of what it would
Speaker 1: be like to kneel, for instance, because now he's circulating
Speaker 1: images or at least a image of himself kneeling in
Speaker 1: prayer in a manner that is absolutely physiologically impossible for him.
Speaker 1: Based on this is like just he found some AI art.
Speaker 1: Yeah it just found was like yeah, print it. Um.
Speaker 1: So I don't know he's got if he found the
Speaker 1: AI art or if he has like people working for
Speaker 1: him generating this ship. But this all feels like he's
Speaker 1: he's getting exactly what he wants. Yeah, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just it's a it's a weird one for him, because like,
Speaker 1: I get that he's trying to make a martyr of himself,
Speaker 1: but like the January sixth stuff, you understand, there's just
Speaker 1: a little more emotional weight and momentum to that. Like
Speaker 1: you can get people to be like they're stealing your country,
Speaker 1: you know, and get people invested. But right now he's like,
Speaker 1: they're not letting me get away with paying hundreds of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars to someone had an extramarital affair with
Speaker 1: and save me that one. Not many people can relate
Speaker 1: to that shit, So I guess maybe this is how
Speaker 1: he helps add the drama to it. But again it's
Speaker 1: I mean, like you said, the most it's done is
Speaker 1: really just gotten people to empty their pockets rather than
Speaker 1: show up in physical space. But yeah, which is also shocking.
Speaker 1: He hit the caps lock key and threw it away,
Speaker 1: pride it off of this keyboard. Because that's that's the
Speaker 1: level where what do you think the next aim is
Speaker 1: going to be of Trump that he posts? Is it
Speaker 1: gonna be something? So yeah, I was gonna say, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fbis all crowded around him and he just explodes from
Speaker 1: the pack and dunks. You probably forgot about that in
Speaker 1: the two thousand Olympics Team usavers Team France when I
Speaker 1: jumped over that motherfucker dunked on him, and you're like,
Speaker 1: right over, Robert Mueller. I'm like, that's a Vince Card. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Afroman is back. Woof. He got raided by
Speaker 1: police a while back on some bullshit charges and they
Speaker 1: found nothing at his home. Yeah, he was never charged
Speaker 1: with a crime. And he had all of these like
Speaker 1: these raids captured on his own home security system. And
Speaker 1: guess what he did. He made two music videos out
Speaker 1: of like the bumbling sheriffs being like, where's the fucking shit?
Speaker 1: Not finding a damn thing and looking stupid. But track
Speaker 1: called Lemon Poundcake and another one is called will you
Speaker 1: help Repair Door? Because the story and because of that,
Speaker 1: the officers are now filing a lawsuit against him for
Speaker 1: using that footage because they have face quote embarrassment, ridicule
Speaker 1: and humiliation and a loss of pumentation. Yeah y'all are police,
Speaker 1: You had no repute, Like loss of reputation comes with
Speaker 1: that badge, so miss me with that part. But they've
Speaker 1: truly tried to turn this into they are the fucking
Speaker 1: victims here and I'd imagine that, you know, Like I
Speaker 1: know there's like a lot of talk about like, well,
Speaker 1: when can you film the police or not? But my
Speaker 1: understanding is like when you're filming within your own home
Speaker 1: and they're bursting through your door, Jen, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's okay. So anyway, these cops are really going all
Speaker 1: in and they're just trying to say, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. They used, they used to
Speaker 1: their personas without authorization and violated their right to privacy.
Speaker 1: They're blown up on TikTok some of those cops. So
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's a material aerial damage to their careers.
Speaker 1: Their personas fucked out of here. Like if anything, you're
Speaker 1: trying to go undercover, you don't want a persona right.
Speaker 1: How they're just so consistently bad at their jobs, just
Speaker 1: always like they heard because I got high and like
Speaker 1: put together a massive like investigation, Like how are they
Speaker 1: so bad all the time? Yeah? With the funniest part
Speaker 1: to me too, is like in their criminal like or
Speaker 1: their complaint against him, they're like they put them on Facebook,
Speaker 1: Snapchat and TikTok and this but at tict okay, but
Speaker 1: they didn't even know how this no TikTok? That nice,
Speaker 1: So good luck with that. In this damn inflation news,
Speaker 1: the one dollar New York pizza slice is no more.
Speaker 1: We talked that it was going away, but the last one,
Speaker 1: the last pie three offering one dollar slices pizza, it
Speaker 1: is no more. You can kiss that fucking goodbye and
Speaker 1: you can tell your kids. Jack. Now you could be like, hey,
Speaker 1: im dad used to get these dollars slices in New
Speaker 1: York and what are you talking about? You mean six
Speaker 1: dollar slices? Like, no, they were one dollar back then,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they've they've raised the price to a dollar fifty.
Speaker 1: So you know, a dollar slice was just it felt
Speaker 1: like that feels like a human right, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: or like a constitutional right that like you should be
Speaker 1: able to get a dollar slice. Where were you on
Speaker 1: that one, Biden? Come on, man, yeah, where were you instead?
Speaker 1: You're raw rying Obamacare today, But yeah, talk about the
Speaker 1: death of the dollar slice. You know, I think they
Speaker 1: look at just they're they're saying, you know, it's inflation,
Speaker 1: like fucking everything. It costs too much in this dollar
Speaker 1: labor plus labor, you know, which we can't even afford
Speaker 1: because he wants to work anymore. Exactly. We can't even
Speaker 1: get people to work for dollars slices. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: We talked about the Gwyneth Paltrow uh suit on yesterday's episode.
Speaker 1: But Miles, you said you sighed with Gwyneth, right, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should be able to ski. However she won. Look,
Speaker 1: my whole skiing philosophy can be summed up by the
Speaker 1: ludacrous song move yeah, bitch, get out of the way,
Speaker 1: you know, because I don't know what I'm elderly radio.
Speaker 1: I just get it, get out of the way. I'll
Speaker 1: crack your ribs and kay. Oh you know. The funny
Speaker 1: thing was just sort of like his attorneys were saying,
Speaker 1: it's like he can't even enjoy wine like he used to.
Speaker 1: It was like one of the things that he's been
Speaker 1: going through. And I was like, ah, that's fucked up.
Speaker 1: But I mean apparently, like you know, he broke his
Speaker 1: ribs and got knocked the fuck out from that impact,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's just interesting to see, like they
Speaker 1: just I just want to read this one part. Did
Speaker 1: you read the did you talk about this opening statements part.
Speaker 1: I don't think we read the opening statement, the opening
Speaker 1: statement the guy I said before this crash, Terry was
Speaker 1: a charming, outgoing, gregarious person. After the crash, he's no
Speaker 1: longer charming. I mean, like, I'm I'm not saying, yo,
Speaker 1: getting a fucked up having a real head injury and
Speaker 1: shit like that. I get that, But it's just funny
Speaker 1: the way that they're awarding it, like what this jury
Speaker 1: must look like, and then they go on like they
Speaker 1: had another radiologists say that he had like the typical
Speaker 1: hallmarks of a brain injury, and he just apparently the
Speaker 1: biggest thing is that it's hindered his ability to taste wine, damn,
Speaker 1: among other serious conditions. But yeah, with like a jury
Speaker 1: in you know where where there's like a giant ski town.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that they will because it's
Speaker 1: in Park City, right, I think, Yeah, he knows not
Speaker 1: the coziness of his ug boots. He's no longer charming,
Speaker 1: in which I feel like, look at him, Look at him.
Speaker 1: You look at this fool. He ain't charming him. You
Speaker 1: want to hang with this guy? This guy's no longer
Speaker 1: a good hang. I'm sorry to quote the I think
Speaker 1: you should leave focus groups. Catch stinky is what I
Speaker 1: think he is now. He lost it, He lost it.
Speaker 1: But again, I'm sure it's just weirdest. I've also just
Speaker 1: seen her on her phone in court and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: keep bringing that Gwyneth. Oh yeah, I can't wait she
Speaker 1: takes the stand the photo. I'm so glad they allowed
Speaker 1: cameras inside this courtroom because the photos of her barely
Speaker 1: tolerating this bullshit are exactly what we need. Weekend The
Speaker 1: Weekend was named the most popular artist by Guinness. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just I was like, I saw that headline and I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what, what the fuck you mean? But
Speaker 1: I guess he's set two new world records, which was
Speaker 1: when he had one hundred and eleven million listeners on
Speaker 1: Spotify monthly listeners on Spotify, and then he became the
Speaker 1: first artist to reach one hundred million monthly listeners. Um,
Speaker 1: I guess. I'm like, what are we saying he's the
Speaker 1: most popular artist in the world right now? Because it's weird.
Speaker 1: That metric is just a little it leaves out like
Speaker 1: and I'm imagining of the earth if you're just going
Speaker 1: by like people who use Spotify, But it's weird. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm like, I look, I got nothing against Apple,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I love the early work,
Speaker 1: but it's just interesting me just be like, yeah, based
Speaker 1: on the Spotify number, and I get the Guinness like
Speaker 1: you can. You can get a Guinness record for anything.
Speaker 1: But my first thing was like, huh, that doesn't quite
Speaker 1: feel like it. But I get the metrics you're using.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a there's a story actually about his
Speaker 1: HBO show. That's pretty I think he's gonna get a
Speaker 1: lot less popular after that HBO show comes out if
Speaker 1: it does well. Yeah, we'll get into the details in
Speaker 1: a future app So, speaking of potentially problematic shit on
Speaker 1: the horizon, So a couple of weeks back, they mentioned
Speaker 1: that Quentin Tarantino has the idea for his tenth and
Speaker 1: final movie. Apparently it's going to be called The Movie Critic,
Speaker 1: and it's set in the late nineteen seventies LA with
Speaker 1: a female lead at its center. First of all, just
Speaker 1: I don't know that I believe he's going to stop
Speaker 1: at ten. Yeah, yeah, it's never happened before. If you've
Speaker 1: even been to like I remember once I was at
Speaker 1: a Q and A for I think it was like
Speaker 1: Kill Bill volume two or something like he did one
Speaker 1: at the arc Light the Amount, this full talked, Oh
Speaker 1: like we're not getting out of here this own most voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like retiring. Yeah, but okay, So let's let's pretend
Speaker 1: that he was really going to make good on this promise.
Speaker 1: Ten and I'm out. Um. He also, we're back in
Speaker 1: La in the seventies. Yeah, back in La back in
Speaker 1: the seventies. People think it might be about legendary film
Speaker 1: critic Pauline Kale, who he specifically credits with creating his
Speaker 1: or helping him create his esthetic, like one of her
Speaker 1: reviews of Jean Luc Godard's Band of Outsiders was like
Speaker 1: helped crystallize like what he wanted to do in film.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, one of the most influential film
Speaker 1: critics of all time. And so there was a point
Speaker 1: in her career where she came out to Hollywood to
Speaker 1: be a film executive with Warren Batty. Warren Batty brought
Speaker 1: her out and it didn't go well. The first project
Speaker 1: Paramount was working on with her was a movie with
Speaker 1: director James Toback, who you might know as like a
Speaker 1: canceled predator yeah, serial editor Okay, yeah, and he immediately
Speaker 1: like insisted she be fired. There's also like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it feels like there's just going to be a lot
Speaker 1: of bad Like she she ended up getting screwed over
Speaker 1: by paramounts Don Simpson, who decided on principle to block
Speaker 1: whatever Pauline proposed. Um. Don Simpson was a just prodigious
Speaker 1: coke fiend who liked his self destructiveness kept failing upwards.
Speaker 1: Um and after he screwed her over, he was fired
Speaker 1: from being president of production at Paramount because he fell
Speaker 1: asleep in his soup, like during a meeting in the cafeteria,
Speaker 1: like literally just passed out. So he was fired and
Speaker 1: then handed a producer's deal and given a new office.
Speaker 1: And then you know, did a bunch of wild shit,
Speaker 1: including make I Think Top Gun. And didn't he like
Speaker 1: die before like the rock came out too or something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was died of a coke overdose. But during the
Speaker 1: making of Top Gun, he hold up with armed guards
Speaker 1: and an uzi because he had crossed mobsters in Vegas
Speaker 1: after he assaulted the niece of a boss. So just
Speaker 1: like I can see I can see where where this
Speaker 1: could be interesting, but also like Tarantino's not not when
Speaker 1: it comes to yeah, especially something as like we already
Speaker 1: talk about like the weird like Tarantino gaze of his
Speaker 1: films and like just how like he put like Uma
Speaker 1: Thurman through a bunch of shit, like being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it hurt yourself to do this stunt. And now it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy, we expect him to handle a story about
Speaker 1: this person entering the entertainment industry just to get crushed
Speaker 1: by these like dudes, Like is that how he's gonna
Speaker 1: tell it or he's gonna be some no, you know,
Speaker 1: and we don't even necessarily know that it's about her specifically,
Speaker 1: or it'll be like a fictionalized account. But just like
Speaker 1: he famously cops to knowing about Harvey wine scenes crimes
Speaker 1: before they came out, and like earlier in his career,
Speaker 1: defended Roman Polanski claiming I don't believe it's rape, which
Speaker 1: he later apologized for. But yeah, yeah, okay, well yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe this isn't our guy for this story.
Speaker 1: Thing is I feel like he can stop now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not a single thing online. Nine is a great number. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as in nine no nine no more please, no more.
Speaker 1: Just fucking drink your Cadillac Margarita's and you know, fucking
Speaker 1: just watch your favorite PHS tapes over and over in
Speaker 1: your main off to space. I thought there was like
Speaker 1: he was going to do a Star Trek movie at
Speaker 1: some point. Maybe maybe that would be better, what do
Speaker 1: you think? And then he's gonna be, like I said, ten,
Speaker 1: directing my own ideas. Now I do I do whatever?
Speaker 1: Now Now during the next season of Picard, you guys
Speaker 1: are gonna love it. That's right, all right. Those are
Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending on this Thursday,
Speaker 1: March twenty third, Back tomorrow with a whole last episode
Speaker 1: of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself. Yeah, get the vaccine, don't do
Speaker 1: nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,