1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,160 Speaker 1: I found it. 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,520 Speaker 2: It's a jew will show the headline of the day today. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 2: You have to hear this headline, the best headline of 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:09,680 Speaker 2: the day today so far. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 3: This is exactly what it says, waiting. 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 2: Airport security sucks for everyone, but it especially sucks for 7 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 2: well endowed men. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 1: I know, I'm. 9 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 3: Interested to know why. 10 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 2: We'll tell you why airport security sucks for all you 11 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 2: big boys out there. I'll tell you right after this. 12 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: It's the Jubile Show. You have to hear this the 13 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 2: best headline of the day today. It's a Jubile show. Literally, 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 2: just read this here. It is airport security sucks for everyone, 15 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 2: it especially sucks for well endowed men of the Jubile Show. 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 2: All I have to say before we go over the 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 2: article is tell me about it. Actually, I never really 18 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 2: have any problems going through the security line at the airport. Now, 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 2: I'm sorry to have a complex and I'll make carry on. 20 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 2: But enough about the reason that I bought a big 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:13,400 Speaker 2: truck recently. Let's find out why airport security sucks for everyone, 22 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 2: but especially for well endowed men. The article goes on 23 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 2: to say, basically, this the reason that men all over 24 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 2: the country are complaining about those body scanners is because 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 2: they're millimeter wave scanners. 26 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 3: I didn't really know this. I don't eink I know 27 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 3: what that means. 28 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 2: I don't, I kind of but the article explains that 29 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 2: they take the scan and then they measured it against 30 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 2: what the average human body should be. So if you 31 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 2: have something on your body that is not the average size, 32 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,119 Speaker 2: you'll get padded down and you have to stand there 33 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 2: with your legs apart and so well endowed men, whew. 34 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 4: Whatever, they think there's another package in the package exactly, so. 35 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 2: They're being padded down and they have to get padded 36 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,560 Speaker 2: down because that so they're complaining, what if. 37 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 5: It's smaller than average, shouldn't you still get padded down? 38 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 5: I feel like I would have known this. I don't. 39 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 6: I don't know. 40 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think so, because it would be 41 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 3: nothing unusual there. 42 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 5: Yeah, but so well, no, but it's small something you 43 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 5: could be you could not have that body part and 44 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 5: pretend you have that body part, and then but it's 45 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 5: smaller than average, that would be a great. 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: One, you know what I mean? 47 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 5: So like it should it should work for smaller than 48 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 5: average too. 49 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 4: Well, they won't be able to know that it's smaller 50 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 4: than average. All they know is the size of the package. 51 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 4: So if you're smaller than average and you steff something 52 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 4: in your pants, let's say you're carrying some licorice there 53 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 4: then and if it measures out average, id. 54 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 5: Thing to smuggle. 55 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 3: But I was saying, I would like. 56 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 2: To be a TSA agent who looks at those body 57 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 2: scanners because it would just be so interesting. 58 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 3: I mean it really would. 59 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 4: Now I'm just curious if you are that man with 60 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 4: the extra package, if do you feel good about this 61 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 4: or does this make you feel a certain kind of way? 62 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 2: Well that when I saw the article, you know again 63 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 2: we're talking about the headline of the day today is 64 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: airport security sucks for everyone, but especially sex are well 65 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 2: endowed men. When I saw that, I was like, dude, 66 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 2: next time I have to get padded down, I'm gonna 67 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 2: make sure everybody in line sees. 68 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 3: I think you should try to put something extra in 69 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 3: your pants and see if they. 70 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,559 Speaker 2: Get Do you know how many times I've heard that? 71 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:30,000 Speaker 3: But really funny, it would be funny. Well, like you know, 72 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 3: illegals like something legal. Yeah, okay, you know he's got. 73 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 4: A little beanie baby in there, and they're like, whoa it's. 74 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: Not bro, it's just my thing. 75 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 2: Have you guys ever had any weird experiences going through TSA. 76 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 4: Though, I mean, yes, there are times where I leave 77 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 4: there going I don't know if I just liked what 78 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 4: happened because it's been a while, or if I feel 79 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 4: like uncomfortable it happens. I went with the extra pat downs. 80 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 4: But I think the weirdest thing to this day is 81 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,680 Speaker 4: when I got. 82 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 3: I had to. 83 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 4: I got held up there forever because cheese. So when 84 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 4: I lived in Chicago, I would always go visit my 85 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 4: parents and just like when you're in college, they'd always 86 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 4: give me like a little care package to take home 87 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 4: with me. 88 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 3: So part of the care. 89 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 4: Package was this beeta cheese that my dad gets for 90 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 4: me that I like to eat with bread Persian stuff. 91 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 3: So I had this cheese. 92 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: Wait, was it in like a little cooler. 93 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 4: No, it was like in its can and it like 94 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 4: had a lid on it and everything. They made me 95 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 4: open up the cheese and open up the can. I 96 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,440 Speaker 4: was like, is this because there's Middle Eastern writing on 97 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 4: it right now? I mean honestly, it probably was. And 98 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 4: I was just like, bro, it's cheese. My dad just 99 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 4: gave me cheese. 100 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 101 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 5: So if you were trying to get the cheese through there, 102 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 5: it would just say this is cheese. It wouldn't have 103 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 5: the writing on us. 104 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 4: I had to tell you man. So that that was 105 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 4: kind of my big event with TSA. They're really nice 106 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 4: after a. 107 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 2: While, but Victoria, you have any problems with TSA. 108 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 1: I almost got arrested once accident. It's because. 109 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 6: It's because I've always carried this flashlight in my bad 110 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 6: and I forgot that the end of it is a 111 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 6: little taser. But I've literally had it in my backpack 112 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,719 Speaker 6: since I was like sixteen, like my dad gave it 113 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 6: to me, and so I've gone through so many airports 114 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 6: and then at one point they stopped me for it 115 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 6: and the guy's like, what is that. 116 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: I was like, it's the flashlight. He's like, what's on 117 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: the end of it. 118 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 6: I was like, oh, that's part's a taser, and I. 119 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 2: I you don't even think about it. You're like, it's 120 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,320 Speaker 2: a taser. I have my flashlight. Please, I get to 121 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,360 Speaker 2: get to my flight the. 122 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 6: Flash He was okay with it, and he looks at it 123 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,840 Speaker 6: more and that's when he asked me and I said 124 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 6: it and I was like, oh god. 125 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,039 Speaker 1: That's when Victoria realized. 126 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 4: I just love that both of our problems were our 127 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 4: dad's faults. 128 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 6: Just for the record, I told him about that and 129 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 6: he's like, why'd you have it in your backpack? And 130 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 6: I was like, because I go everywhere with my backpack 131 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:48,680 Speaker 6: this way, if anyone tries to come at me, I 132 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 6: can get them. 133 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: But it's also dead and it's been dead for like years. 134 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: I told the TSA. 135 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 6: I told the TSA agent that I was like, don't worry. 136 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 6: I can't get anyone with it, like it's dead. 137 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,239 Speaker 1: And he's like, man, please just step to the side. 138 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 2: Okay, don't worry. I couldn't possibly hurt anybody with it. 139 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 2: Just trust me, give just trust me, give me the 140 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:10,600 Speaker 2: fly like that. 141 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 5: You have the right to remain silent, and you should. 142 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,719 Speaker 2: Did they give it back to you, No, Victoria, No, 143 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 2: they gave me. 144 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,799 Speaker 6: They like took my license and did all this stuff, 145 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 6: and they give you a paper saying that I might 146 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 6: not be able to fly for a while. 147 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: I was like, I need to get home. I'm so sorry.