Speaker 1: I'm ain't trying to be donkey today no more.
Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm
Speaker 2: not making new people do these days.
Speaker 1: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me off.
Speaker 1: Card Damn Scharla Main. Who got the donkey out of
Speaker 1: the day today?
Speaker 2: Well, Jesse Larry, it's donkey today for Friday, December thirteenth. Oh,
Speaker 2: it goes to White House National Security Communications Advisor John Kirby.
Speaker 1: Listen, man, if.
Speaker 2: I had a tenfoil pool shisty mask on, If I
Speaker 2: had a tenfoil pool shisty mask, got to put it
Speaker 2: on right now.
Speaker 1: We have the X file music. Put my X file
Speaker 1: music on.
Speaker 2: There's something happening in our country right now that nobody
Speaker 2: seems to be properly paying attention to, you know, the
Speaker 2: Black Mothership, which we call the Breakfast Club Studio.
Speaker 1: We're in New York, but we live in New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I live in New Jersey, and right now everybody is
Speaker 2: seeing these drones and I'm putting drones in parenthesies.
Speaker 1: I'm doing my air quotes right now.
Speaker 2: These drones, Okay, not just the little small drones that
Speaker 2: drop off packages. These drones that are sub sized, are
Speaker 2: just flying all over New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Okay. I saw it on myself.
Speaker 2: I was laying in bed about a week ago, and
Speaker 2: my wife said, what is that And I said it's
Speaker 2: a plane. She said that don't look like no plane.
Speaker 2: And I said it's too big to be a drone.
Speaker 2: And it had lights on it and it just flew by.
Speaker 2: This was on and around December third, and since then,
Speaker 2: these suv sized drones have been seen all over New Jersey.
Speaker 2: It was on the front page of the New York
Speaker 2: Post yesterday. People are online showing videos of them. You
Speaker 2: can see them clear as day. Yesterday, the New Jersey
Speaker 2: Division of Fire Safety sent out an intelligence bulletin that
Speaker 2: said if you see one of these downed or landed drones,
Speaker 2: it should not be approached and to contact law enforcement.
Speaker 1: Now, I agree, if an.
Speaker 2: Suv sized anything, okay, falls out of the sky our
Speaker 2: land somewhere, I'm not approaching it.
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to deal with whatever is in it.
Speaker 2: But yesterday, White House National Security Communications Advisor John Kirby
Speaker 2: had the audacity to unmitigated god to say that the
Speaker 2: mysterious suv sized drones spotted flying over Jersey are actually
Speaker 2: manned aircraft, but we shouldn't be worried about it.
Speaker 1: I can't make this up. Let's listen.
Speaker 3: We have no evidence at this time that the reported
Speaker 3: drone sightings pose a national security or a public safety threat,
Speaker 3: or have a foreign nexus. The Department of Homeland Security
Speaker 3: and the FBI are investigating these sightings, and they're working
Speaker 3: closely with state and local law enforcement to provide resources
Speaker 3: using numerous detection methods to better understand their origin. Upon
Speaker 3: review of available imagery, it appears that many of the
Speaker 3: reported sightings are actually manned aircraft that are being operated lawfully.
Speaker 2: You're so extra, Charla, man So suv size drones are
Speaker 2: flying over New Jersey and they are manned people just
Speaker 2: driving escalades and suburbans over New Jersey, and that's okay.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't even be concerned about it.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be concerned about that because why they aren't drones.
Speaker 2: There are people inside of them. Why are we acting
Speaker 2: like this is totally normal? What has become of us
Speaker 2: is the people that suv size drones can be flying
Speaker 2: over us and we don't care. We will get online
Speaker 2: and believe every conspiracy theory, believe every story presented to
Speaker 2: us about a celebrity or anything. But there's a real,
Speaker 2: live conspiracy happening right now, and we don't care SUV
Speaker 2: size drones flying over Jersey that are manned and were
Speaker 2: talking about Remy and papoos and Clarissa Shields, Donald Trump
Speaker 2: speaking of Trump, and this is where the common sense
Speaker 2: purists and me kicks in. Okay, i am a conspiracy theorist,
Speaker 2: but I'm also a common sense purist and I listen
Speaker 2: to a lot of things. First, I want to connect
Speaker 2: some dots here because they are connected. Okay, when Donald
Speaker 2: Trump was on the Joe Rogan podcast, they had a
Speaker 2: conversation about aliens, not once Trump wants to deport, Okay,
Speaker 2: the ones from other planets.
Speaker 1: Let's listen.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of interest in it.
Speaker 1: One of the things that there's a lot.
Speaker 4: Of interested in the people coming from space. You know, yes,
Speaker 4: and I know you're interested.
Speaker 5: A very interested in that.
Speaker 6: How much do they tell you about that?
Speaker 4: A lot?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well they tell you, Well.
Speaker 4: It's never been my thing. I have to be honest,
Speaker 4: I have never been a believer. I have people that
Speaker 4: area fifty one or whatever it is. I think it's
Speaker 4: a number one tourist traction in the whole country or
Speaker 4: something area fifty one. Let's do you know that right? Sure,
Speaker 4: I know what it is, so anyway, but it's a
Speaker 4: big touristeke. So I interviewed jet pilots that say they
Speaker 4: saw something, and they said, we saw things, sir, that
Speaker 4: we're very strange.
Speaker 1: Like a round ball. But it wasn't a comet or
Speaker 1: a media.
Speaker 4: It was something. And it was going four times faster
Speaker 4: than an F twenty two, which is a very fast plant.
Speaker 2: You know, that's dot one. That was Donald Trump on
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan. What is a man named Cliff High? You
Speaker 2: should google Cliff High. He's a researcher all for developing
Speaker 2: a technique called a technique called predictive linguistics, which involves
Speaker 2: analyzing Internet data to predict future events.
Speaker 1: And based off.
Speaker 2: That conversation with President Trump and Joe Rogan, he predicted
Speaker 2: a future event.
Speaker 1: Let's listen.
Speaker 5: But what we do have some justification for suggesting, is
Speaker 5: that there will be thirty nine days between the temporal
Speaker 5: marker of the the Trump interview and the appearance of
Speaker 5: this visible contention. It's the visible space aliens. Okay, So
Speaker 5: we'll happen a sort of very complex kind of independence
Speaker 5: state kind of right, nobody will know who the hell
Speaker 5: is doing what with whom now. So anyway, now we
Speaker 5: have a strange thing where there's swarms of twenty foot
Speaker 5: drones flying around military basis, so unknown, nobody knows who
Speaker 5: owns these drones, who's controlling them, at least they're not
Speaker 5: telling us.
Speaker 2: Guys, Now, my whole life one plus one has equal too.
Speaker 2: But then I heard Terrence Howard on Joe Rogan, and
Speaker 2: regardless of what he thinks about math, one plus one
Speaker 2: still equals two. Trump and Rogan had this conversation. Cliff High,
Speaker 2: who previously predicted the two thousand and four Indonesian tsunami,
Speaker 2: stated that an alien invasion will be triggered thirty nine
Speaker 2: days after Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan. Trump's interview took
Speaker 2: place on October twenty fifth, two thousand and four, marking
Speaker 2: the start of the countdown. We first started seeing these
Speaker 2: sub side drones on Symber third. Either we are in
Speaker 2: the midst of one of the greatest social experience experiments
Speaker 2: of all time, one of the greatest pranks of all time.
Speaker 1: Are we be innovated by aliens? Okay.
Speaker 2: According to Cliff High, the alien invasion will involve air
Speaker 2: battles between UFOs and military forces, with UFOs even engaging
Speaker 2: in combat among themselves.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2: I just know that White House National Security Communications by
Speaker 2: the John Kirby is telling us these SUV size drones
Speaker 2: are manned aircraft. It's not one, it's not two, it's
Speaker 2: not several, it's a lot of them. One of my
Speaker 2: peoples in Jersey sent me a video last night.
Speaker 1: Of eight of them over her neighborhood. If this is
Speaker 1: manned aircraft, then who's man's is this? Okay? Who are
Speaker 1: these men? Are they little and green?
Speaker 2: And why are we okay with what's happening? Kirby, your
Speaker 2: statement didn't answer any questions for me. It raised even
Speaker 2: more because I'm a common sense purist. This is what
Speaker 2: happens when they keep us looking down at our phones.
Speaker 2: We are slaves to the lives that our smartphones tell us,
Speaker 2: and it causes us to ignore the realities all around us.
Speaker 2: You can call people like Cliff I crazy, you can
Speaker 2: call them a conspiracy theorist, but I don't see it
Speaker 2: being a coincidence that he predicted an alien invasion would
Speaker 2: happen thirty nine days after Trump's appearance on Joe Rogan
Speaker 2: when they was on there talking about the aliens, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, flying SUVs are all over
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Why are they just flying over our residential areas?
Speaker 2: What if they crashing our houses? What's the mission? Is
Speaker 2: this even lawful? Why wasn't the public informed about these
Speaker 2: operations ahead of time? Look, man, American government is okay
Speaker 2: to be honest with the American people. Just admit either
Speaker 2: you don't know what's going on up there, all you do,
Speaker 2: and it's not something you want us to know about
Speaker 2: because all Black Twitter gonna do is make jokes anyway, Okay,
Speaker 2: the American people are not gonna care unless you tell
Speaker 2: us the Kardashians the Tailor swift up they're driving.
Speaker 1: One of the suv sized drones.
Speaker 2: Look, we can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the
Speaker 2: consequences of avoiding reality. I don't know what reality currently is,
Speaker 2: and I don't know what the consequences of avoiding it
Speaker 2: will be, But I just want us to be aware
Speaker 2: of what our current reality truly is.
Speaker 1: Please give White.
Speaker 2: House National Security Communications Advisor John Kirby the biggest he hull.
Speaker 1: Don't act like that was hard to follow. It was
Speaker 1: simple and plan. You're scared, you're just gonna be day
Speaker 1: you die just after you should be scared too.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no. I'm scared of people on
Speaker 6: this earth. I'm more scared of humans and aliens. I
Speaker 6: feel like, you know, maybe they come in and help
Speaker 6: us for grocery.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: I just want to know. But you're saying you're a human.
Speaker 1: You said you're afraid of the humans on earth. Who
Speaker 1: would these? Who would these? We don't know if these
Speaker 1: are humans? Who auld these? What if they are humans
Speaker 1: and they just flying around Jersey?
Speaker 7: You don't let the government know who's flying around.
Speaker 1: And that's my point.
Speaker 2: I just said that, why didn't they Why didn't they
Speaker 2: inform beforehand?
Speaker 7: But let me ask you a question. What's gonna wind
Speaker 7: up happening is is people in Jersey are licensed. They
Speaker 7: can carry guns now in Jersey. Right, they're gonna sart shooting.
Speaker 1: I said that when I saw the other night.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, now that I know that they suv size,
Speaker 2: I gotta get bigger weapons, shi upgrade.
Speaker 1: I gotta get bigger weapon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because because if they come right, why can't you
Speaker 7: shoot them down right? But because they own your well
Speaker 7: kind of on your like over your property.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: And you know how, I know the government don't know
Speaker 2: what the hell's going on. Why wouldn't they inform the
Speaker 2: people beforehand? They know we got eyes. They think we
Speaker 2: that locked into our phones, that were always constantly looking down.
Speaker 6: But they also know that Pap and Remy got all
Speaker 6: this going on. They know that the stuff going on
Speaker 6: with Diddy, So they know that we.
Speaker 7: Did the government set this up to get people off
Speaker 7: their trail.
Speaker 1: Yes, And then why.
Speaker 6: Would they say Why would they say, oh, don't approach it,
Speaker 6: call the police?
Speaker 1: What all the police gonna do?
Speaker 6: The people just like us, I'm telling you go ahead
Speaker 6: all right. Probably you know you got pictures of it.
Speaker 6: I might see a little alien and drones.
Speaker 1: Bench showed you that. It was on the front page
Speaker 1: of the New York Post yesterday. I was it was.
Speaker 7: I was thinking about Remy and Path yesterday.
Speaker 6: We need some new types of people down here. Anyway,
Speaker 6: we see what's going.
Speaker 1: We got enough aliens.
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