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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to speak like this through the whole thing. Why,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I was annoying myself. Sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little Secret. Remember, if you want

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Speaker 1: to get something off your chest, just text the show

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Speaker 1: four one six one tell us you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, and you can tell us anything. Nobody will

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Speaker 1: know who you are because we keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody's gonna remember this person, and

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Speaker 1: if this is going to be a good fake name

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Speaker 1: for the dirty Little Secret, or if very look at

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Speaker 1: me like who is that? But Ruben Stuttered is on

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Speaker 1: the phone, Rubens stuff. I feel like Ruben's been on before.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember Rubens has Hem? Have I used that

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Speaker 1: name before? Thinky? I think Ruben's been on before? But fine,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Rubon? Fantasia Burrino is on the phone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think Fanta has been on the floe. I

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Speaker 1: think she won American Idol after Ruben Stutter. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: the one that broke her high heel when she one, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's like I lost my shoe. I

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Speaker 1: broke my shoe. It's very hilary. Some of your references

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Speaker 1: are so old, I know. Give me a new one. Okay.

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Speaker 1: How about Goku? Goku? You got yeah, dragon go z anyone?

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Speaker 1: Dragon ball z okay, gokus on the phone, Dragon ball

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Speaker 1: z Goku, no idea anyone? Goku? Do you know who

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Speaker 1: you are? I grew although much more to be fantangio,

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Speaker 1: but I'll think Goku. Okay, Oh sweet, I'm glad you know,

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Speaker 1: sweet Goku. What's what's your dirty little secret? I got

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Speaker 1: the same hair you know. Oh cool, So you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? Uh yeah, I'm I just I

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Speaker 1: can't tell anybody because I just feel really weird about it.

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Speaker 1: You feel weird about your dirty little secret? Okay? Not ashamed? Yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: ashamed or weird. I don't know if it's a shamed

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Speaker 1: because I like I'm in control of it, like I

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Speaker 1: think I've got it, but I just it is. It's

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Speaker 1: just weird. It's okay, So we're words the word I

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Speaker 1: want lay it on a sister. Um, So I have

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Speaker 1: got such a thing for my mom's boyfriend. What, oh

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Speaker 1: mom's boyfriend? You have a you have a crush on

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Speaker 1: your mom's boy No? Oh god? No? Okay, okay, so

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Speaker 1: you haven't flirted and tested the waters? Please? Are you

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Speaker 1: going to flirt and test the waters? I'm a better

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Speaker 1: kid than that. I wait, So how old is the

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Speaker 1: age difference? Is he closer to you or? Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Is your mom dating like a young or is he old? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: he's like a lot older than me. Oh oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: just a word of warning. I watched a new movie

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Speaker 1: on Netflix which actually has like this exact same plot

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Speaker 1: and the mother dies. Oh so does the daughter killer

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Speaker 1: the No, the daughter doesn't kill her, but the boyfriend

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Speaker 1: does because he wants to be with the daughter. I think,

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Speaker 1: yeah much. But then it turns out that he's a

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Speaker 1: leech and it's just like, like like an actual leech.

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Speaker 1: What the hell? Like a bug? What are you watching?

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Speaker 1: I know? Sorry? Okay, so you don't think your mom's

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Speaker 1: boyfriend's an actual leech pretending to be a human, do you?

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Speaker 1: Or a leech human? Yeah? So does your mom have

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Speaker 1: any idea that you have a crush on her boyfriend? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like i I've been hanging out there a

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Speaker 1: little bit more so, like she's been wondering why I'm

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Speaker 1: over there? More so? Have you always had a crush

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Speaker 1: on him since you first met him? Oh? Yeah, he's Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's really good looking. He's so hot. He's so hot hot.

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Speaker 1: I feel like an old honky guy. Mom. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come over for dinner again tonight. Yeah cool, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: wear my favorite dress. Oh, you don't enough chairs. That's

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Speaker 1: final to what's his name? What's what's your mom's boyfriend's name?

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Speaker 1: But it's not Dan's laugh, It's fine. I think she

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Speaker 1: likes salt and pepper. Yeah, do you like it? Do

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Speaker 1: you like older dudes? Is that why? Often? Yeah? And

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean they are more mature. You know,

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Speaker 1: how long have they been together? For? About three months? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Not long at all? Chances still him? Yeah you got this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're definitely they are newly dating. You definitely could move

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Speaker 1: in and take your mom's boyfriend away from her if

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Speaker 1: you wanted to. You know, what would be really weird? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The mom and daughter? Yeah? Oh oh god, what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret