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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello, yes, hello, this is Bishop Ted Devereaux

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Speaker 1: calling from church. I was looking for Tiffany. Yes, it's Tiffany. Well, hello, Tiffany.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm fine? How are you? It's

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Speaker 1: quite grand actually, and I wanted to give you a

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Speaker 1: call because I needed to speak with you about something

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Speaker 1: that happened the other day here at the church. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: a couple of sun days ago. We had little pot

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Speaker 1: luck after the service and you made some delicious peanut

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Speaker 1: butter cookies. It's that right, Yes, yes, we definitely do

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Speaker 1: not in this congregation condone the use of marijuana or

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Speaker 1: marijuana products on church gramds. So, oh my goodness, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I just made plain old piano butter cookies. Yes, no, yes,

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Speaker 1: well it's not just me who noticed that. After taking

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Speaker 1: a few bites of those cookies, I was in a

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Speaker 1: heavenly realm. And it was not because of the Holy Spirit.

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Speaker 1: It was because of what you put in the peanut

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Speaker 1: butter cookies. I think we all know that you relaced

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Speaker 1: them with marijuana, and we do not condone that here

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Speaker 1: at our church. No, but I can assure you I

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Speaker 1: did not put anything like that in those cookies. Those

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Speaker 1: are just regular, normal cookies for real. I was wondering

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Speaker 1: if people were liking them, because nobody said anything about them.

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Speaker 1: But maybe I put a little too much salt or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, no, I don't think. I think

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Speaker 1: maybe you mixed up the salt for some leafy green

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Speaker 1: items that you might have had on your counter. And

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Speaker 1: I think that you did it on purpose. And I

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Speaker 1: can understand how that could be a good time. You

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Speaker 1: sound young, you sound like you're having fun, full of life,

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Speaker 1: and you knew to the church. And I don't know

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Speaker 1: what kind of hippie church you came from, but we

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Speaker 1: definitely do not use the marijuana at this facility. I

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Speaker 1: don't use marijuana either. There is none anywhere in my home.

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Speaker 1: There were some brown that we're on the table right

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Speaker 1: next to my cookies, so I don't know if it

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Speaker 1: could have been those, I mean brownies. You know that's

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Speaker 1: the typical thing to do that. Well, so you want

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Speaker 1: me to believe that those delicious brownies that were made

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Speaker 1: by Rose I had greeda here at the church, those

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Speaker 1: were laced with marijuana and it wasn't the newcomer Tiffany

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Speaker 1: who decided to make some delicious peanut butter pot cookies.

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Speaker 1: I am not accusing Rose of anything for real. It's

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Speaker 1: the nineties something, your old woman. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: who Rose is. If you're going to bring those delicious

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Speaker 1: peanut butter pot laced cookies into our church, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: need you to not bring them to the pot luck anymore. Pastor,

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Speaker 1: you have my word that I will never bring peanut

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Speaker 1: butter cookies to a pot luck ever again. It will

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Speaker 1: never have It didn't happen in the first one. I'm asking.

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Speaker 1: It's Tiffany. Are you holding? Am I holding? Are you holding? Yes? Hope? Like,

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Speaker 1: do I have marijuana? Yes? Well, I guess if that's

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Speaker 1: how you're gonna put it. Yes, do you have any

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Speaker 1: because I would like some? Pastor, what how about this, Tiffany,

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Speaker 1: how about we make a deal this Sunday when you're

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Speaker 1: at church. I will actually come around with offering plate.

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Speaker 1: I will have ten dollars in that offering plate, and

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Speaker 1: you just take that ten dollars and then you leave

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Speaker 1: something in the plate. Take ten and leave ten. If

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm so, tell me exactly what you mean, then, Pastor,

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Speaker 1: because it sounds like you want to put ten dollars

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Speaker 1: to pay me for ten dollars worth of marijuana. That's

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Speaker 1: what I heard you think that. I'm saying, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to take the offering plate with ten dollars in it,

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Speaker 1: and you would take the ten dollars out of it

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Speaker 1: and then put ten dollars worth of marijuana in the

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Speaker 1: offering plate. That's what you think I'm saying. That's what

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Speaker 1: I think you're saying. Okay, well, yes, that is exactly

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So can we make that work out

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Speaker 1: for this Sunday and in every Sunday following. I would

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Speaker 1: love it if we could make a deal like that. No, Pastor,

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Speaker 1: I did not put marijuana in my cookies. I do

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Speaker 1: not sell marijuana. I do I'm not involved with marijuana

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Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form. I'm going to find

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Speaker 1: a new church. And can I do your name again? Please?

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Speaker 1: What's your name? My name is actually Jewel and this

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Speaker 1: is due from the Jewel showing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your friend Shawn set you up. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: I hate you so much. Right now, John told us

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Speaker 1: how you made cookies for the new church that you

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Speaker 1: go through spot luck, and you think that people have

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Speaker 1: been kind of weird to you ever since. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I thought I put you much so to that. What

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Speaker 1: is much pot? Oh my god, I was looking out

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Speaker 1: for it, and I also wanted to let them know

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Speaker 1: that you put the pot in pot luck. Then Jebel

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