Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he
Speaker 1: needs to freshen up everything. Okay, we'll get into that
Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a.
Speaker 2: Few Yeah, is wrong with him? Just wait, just wait,
Speaker 2: we'll get into it. Right now.
Speaker 1: It's time for you, nephew, and the prank phone call
Speaker 1: for today.
Speaker 2: What you got?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: Sure, We're gonna start this by showing love to all
Speaker 4: the people that work at the church.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a lot of people at the church.
Speaker 4: They don't really get they don't get their round applause
Speaker 4: that they deserve. The usherboard and the choir members and
Speaker 4: all the people that make the service just happen as
Speaker 4: it's going through on the Sunday. He's probably how much
Speaker 4: work behind the scene on the Sunday night. They got videographers,
Speaker 4: all of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Audio.
Speaker 4: But this right here is you know, the people that
Speaker 4: drive the church van, you understand. And the title of
Speaker 4: this prank is weed in the Church band, Weed in
Speaker 4: Church band. Hey, Hey, hey, it happens, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, It happens, right, yeah, it happens. Live long
Speaker 4: enough you see a lot of things. They're right here
Speaker 4: Weed in the church band. Let's go cat Dog. If
Speaker 4: you would.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan brother, brother Dare.
Speaker 5: Then Hello, hello, because let's see you.
Speaker 3: That I'm trying to read brother Dare, Brother Daan. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: this brother Scott from the church from about the Baptist Hello. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll call you. I'm trying to get a little information
Speaker 3: about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Uh?
Speaker 3: Will you drive the church band? What's what's your schedule? Uh?
Speaker 5: Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays? Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, now Sunday.
Speaker 5: What what is that schedule was Sunday.
Speaker 6: I usually started about eight o'clock in the morning, probably
Speaker 6: a little earlier. It depending on some of the elderly
Speaker 6: people that I have to go pick up and bring
Speaker 6: to the church. Make sure they get there okay, and
Speaker 6: get situated and make sure they're on time for the
Speaker 6: service and whatnot.
Speaker 3: Okay, and then you take them back home after service
Speaker 3: is over.
Speaker 6: Yes, I try to get all of them back home,
Speaker 6: unless they got family members or something that come up
Speaker 6: there and lead them up there.
Speaker 3: And want to take them to dinner.
Speaker 6: The sunning afterwards, but I usually get everybody back home.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Now this class Sunday, which is part of
Speaker 3: the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They saying that
Speaker 3: some of the church members that was on the band
Speaker 3: this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that that the church
Speaker 3: band was spending like weed when they got on that.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, they say the church band was smending like
Speaker 3: weed when they got on there. And you are the
Speaker 3: person that was driving them.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, no no, not not the vand
Speaker 6: that that I'm driving.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I don't. I don't smoke weed
Speaker 3: in no Vand uh do you smoke weed? No?
Speaker 6: I don't smoke weed. I mean not currently, I mean
Speaker 6: I before, But I don't smoke weed now. And I
Speaker 6: would smoke weed before picking some people up to go
Speaker 6: to nost. Now where are you carry it from? Who
Speaker 6: told you this?
Speaker 3: Well? All I know is what what? What's coming down?
Speaker 3: The pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of
Speaker 3: the members came complaints.
Speaker 6: See see now see this this just happened last week
Speaker 6: about this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline
Speaker 6: is because just last week they came at me talking
Speaker 6: about that I was using the vand to go places
Speaker 6: that I wanted to go to on my personal time.
Speaker 3: Now I don't do that. I don't do stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Now I have had a past, I had a history,
Speaker 6: but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't
Speaker 6: smoke a no church fan. So are you seriously talking?
Speaker 3: What? What? What? What? What? We're trying to We're trying
Speaker 3: to get to the bottom of it and see what's
Speaker 3: going on with you.
Speaker 6: Elderly person said, do you know which one? They love me?
Speaker 6: Every Sunday then people tell me they love me. They
Speaker 6: say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever.
Speaker 3: Met in their life. And so I really find it
Speaker 3: hard to.
Speaker 6: Believe that you getting these type of complaints about me.
Speaker 3: One of them saying like who we I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means or nothing like that. Look, brother, I.
Speaker 6: Don't know you too well, and I know you don't
Speaker 6: know me. But I've been driving this vans as a
Speaker 6: point to try to change my life and where I
Speaker 6: come from. So this was something that I wanted to volunteer,
Speaker 6: even though I'm getting paid.
Speaker 3: To give my time to do this. For the church.
Speaker 6: And now this is like the second instance where y'all
Speaker 6: and came at me on some stuff about like I'm
Speaker 6: trying to do something with this vand now why would
Speaker 6: I disrespect the church vand by smoking weed in it
Speaker 6: and then letting the weed stay in there so other
Speaker 6: people could smell it?
Speaker 3: Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.
Speaker 3: We're gonna go out here to the church van to
Speaker 3: say we're gonna go out here today and open it up.
Speaker 3: We see any seeds or anything around the driver or seat,
Speaker 3: then that then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely uh
Speaker 3: open the vand up. Man.
Speaker 6: I was raised in that church. Man, My mama go
Speaker 6: to that church. My grandma seed go to that church.
Speaker 6: See the reason we even all left that church. And
Speaker 6: you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving around
Speaker 6: in the vand full of elderly people smoking some.
Speaker 3: Like weed dead.
Speaker 6: I don't know why to shut the band smell like weed, man,
Speaker 6: Now I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't got the answers to these questions.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to tell.
Speaker 6: You that it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Did you have some weed in your pocket and live
Speaker 3: in with just smell. I ain't had no weed on me.
Speaker 3: Stop trying to say like I had.
Speaker 6: Weed on and you ain't gonna give me nothing that
Speaker 6: had no and we ain't had no weed on me.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, you ain't gonna mess.
Speaker 6: Up my name or my family's name in this church
Speaker 6: and disrespect us like this.
Speaker 3: Now, we've been helping this church for years, and I'm
Speaker 3: trying to.
Speaker 6: Tell you that I ain't riding around in no vand
Speaker 6: smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you ask
Speaker 6: any of the elderly people if they had any weed
Speaker 6: on this.
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I didn't think about no elderly people
Speaker 3: having no weed. So you just assume it's me what
Speaker 3: one of them? Guy got call or something? What? What? What?
Speaker 3: You know? What? You know who? I think? You know
Speaker 3: who I think the weed belonged to?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh, I think I think the weed belonged to nephew.
Speaker 3: Tell me from the Steve Harvey show man. Damn, you
Speaker 3: just got pray. Oh my god, you just got pray.
Speaker 3: Put it this name. His name is brother, brother Lawrence,
Speaker 3: Lawrence Laws. Oh my Larry called Larry law Man. I
Speaker 3: know Larry, Larry here in trouble with me Gonta hit
Speaker 3: him with man, man, I got one more thing that
Speaker 3: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what
Speaker 3: is the saddest and I mean the baddest radio show
Speaker 3: in the land?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 3: Steve Hall in Morning Man going on risk Man the
Speaker 3: rest of the day.
Speaker 6: I try, Man, I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed.
Speaker 2: Now you have it weed in the church? Man? What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that? What?
Speaker 4: Certainly that's that's because you don't hear these type of
Speaker 4: things because it's from the left side of my brain. Sure,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. I worked from the left
Speaker 4: side of the brain. Now my right I use it sometimes,
Speaker 4: but the left side, Oh my god, that's that's what.
Speaker 2: The brilliance is.
Speaker 4: You know a lot of people are like, you know
Speaker 4: what they say, most people are not using their brain.
Speaker 2: You know that's true. Using Wow, what's sad? That's same.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most people ain't using sixty brain. You using a.
Speaker 2: Lot And this was this was coming out of there,
Speaker 2: full throttle. I hope that's damn scary. He also used
Speaker 2: the word brilliant.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna be brilliant Sunday night. Let there be
Speaker 4: live hosted by yours truly meeting nephew tell me at
Speaker 4: the YouTube Theater, Los.
Speaker 2: Angeles, California.
Speaker 4: This is the Netflix is a joke comedy festival. So
Speaker 4: May fifth, it is going down. Let it be last.
Speaker 4: This is a clean comedy show. We got cav on stage,
Speaker 4: Tony Baker, my man, JJ Williamson, funny Man, Lavelle Crawford. Oh,
Speaker 4: and the band. We got a band and the leader
Speaker 4: of the band is Fred Hamlin. That boy's a legend.
Speaker 4: Y'all better get y'allseelve some tickets because they's going down
Speaker 4: at the YouTube Theater Sunday night. Won't be at work
Speaker 4: on Monday. Letting everybody know that right now, all right,
Speaker 4: laying in the cut you already know is an evening.
Speaker 4: Nephew Tommy, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What's wrong on.
Speaker 4: And even what Nephew tom Me made Tienthon eleven, West
Speaker 4: Palm Beach, Florida.
Speaker 2: Say what you want to say? Already gonna be here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Can I say I'm work on Sunday night?
Speaker 2: Then I said.
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subjects. He needs to freshen up everything.
Speaker 2: We'll get into that right after this.
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