WEBVTT - Weed In The Church Van

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is he

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<v Speaker 1>needs to freshen up everything. Okay, we'll get into that

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about in just a.

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<v Speaker 2>Few Yeah, is wrong with him? Just wait, just wait,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get into it. Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for you, nephew, and the prank phone call

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<v Speaker 1>for today.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, We're gonna start this by showing love to all

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<v Speaker 4>the people that work at the church.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a lot of people at the church.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't really get they don't get their round applause

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<v Speaker 4>that they deserve. The usherboard and the choir members and

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<v Speaker 4>all the people that make the service just happen as

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<v Speaker 4>it's going through on the Sunday. He's probably how much

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<v Speaker 4>work behind the scene on the Sunday night. They got videographers,

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<v Speaker 4>all of that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Audio.

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<v Speaker 4>But this right here is you know, the people that

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<v Speaker 4>drive the church van, you understand. And the title of

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<v Speaker 4>this prank is weed in the Church band, Weed in

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<v Speaker 4>Church band. Hey, Hey, hey, it happens, you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, It happens, right, yeah, it happens. Live long

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<v Speaker 4>enough you see a lot of things. They're right here

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<v Speaker 4>Weed in the church band. Let's go cat Dog. If

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<v Speaker 4>you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm trying to reach Dan brother, brother Dare.

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<v Speaker 5>Then Hello, hello, because let's see you.

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<v Speaker 3>That I'm trying to read brother Dare, Brother Daan. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>this brother Scott from the church from about the Baptist Hello. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll call you. I'm trying to get a little information

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<v Speaker 3>about the church band. What's what's your schedule? Uh? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Will you drive the church band? What's what's your schedule? Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays? Okay, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, now Sunday.

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<v Speaker 5>What what is that schedule was Sunday.

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<v Speaker 6>I usually started about eight o'clock in the morning, probably

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<v Speaker 6>a little earlier. It depending on some of the elderly

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<v Speaker 6>people that I have to go pick up and bring

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<v Speaker 6>to the church. Make sure they get there okay, and

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<v Speaker 6>get situated and make sure they're on time for the

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<v Speaker 6>service and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then you take them back home after service

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<v Speaker 3>is over.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I try to get all of them back home,

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<v Speaker 6>unless they got family members or something that come up

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<v Speaker 6>there and lead them up there.

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<v Speaker 3>And want to take them to dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>The sunning afterwards, but I usually get everybody back home.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, Now this class Sunday, which is part of

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<v Speaker 3>the reason why I'm calling you. Uh. They saying that

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<v Speaker 3>some of the church members that was on the band

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<v Speaker 3>this Sunday, they are complaining, saying that that the church

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<v Speaker 3>band was spending like weed when they got on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, they say the church band was smending like

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<v Speaker 3>weed when they got on there. And you are the

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<v Speaker 3>person that was driving them.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, no, no, no no, not not the vand

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<v Speaker 6>that that I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know. I don't. I don't smoke weed

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<v Speaker 3>in no Vand uh do you smoke weed? No?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't smoke weed. I mean not currently, I mean

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<v Speaker 6>I before, But I don't smoke weed now. And I

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<v Speaker 6>would smoke weed before picking some people up to go

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<v Speaker 6>to nost. Now where are you carry it from? Who

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<v Speaker 6>told you this?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? All I know is what what? What's coming down?

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<v Speaker 3>The pipeline is? They saying that that a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>the members came complaints.

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<v Speaker 6>See see now see this this just happened last week

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<v Speaker 6>about this pipeline. I want to know who the pipeline

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<v Speaker 6>is because just last week they came at me talking

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<v Speaker 6>about that I was using the vand to go places

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<v Speaker 6>that I wanted to go to on my personal time.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't do that. I don't do stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Now I have had a past, I had a history,

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<v Speaker 6>but I don't do stuff like that, and I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 6>smoke a no church fan. So are you seriously talking?

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<v Speaker 3>What? What? What? What? What? We're trying to We're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get to the bottom of it and see what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Elderly person said, do you know which one? They love me?

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<v Speaker 6>Every Sunday then people tell me they love me. They

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<v Speaker 6>say I'm one of the most respectful young gentlemen they've ever.

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<v Speaker 3>Met in their life. And so I really find it

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<v Speaker 3>hard to.

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<v Speaker 6>Believe that you getting these type of complaints about me.

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<v Speaker 3>One of them saying like who we I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what that means or nothing like that. Look, brother, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't know you too well, and I know you don't

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<v Speaker 6>know me. But I've been driving this vans as a

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<v Speaker 6>point to try to change my life and where I

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<v Speaker 6>come from. So this was something that I wanted to volunteer,

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<v Speaker 6>even though I'm getting paid.

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<v Speaker 3>To give my time to do this. For the church.

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<v Speaker 6>And now this is like the second instance where y'all

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<v Speaker 6>and came at me on some stuff about like I'm

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<v Speaker 6>trying to do something with this vand now why would

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<v Speaker 6>I disrespect the church vand by smoking weed in it

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<v Speaker 6>and then letting the weed stay in there so other

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<v Speaker 6>people could smell it?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so let me tell you what we're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna go out here to the church van to

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<v Speaker 3>say we're gonna go out here today and open it up.

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<v Speaker 3>We see any seeds or anything around the driver or seat,

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<v Speaker 3>then that then then we're gonna We're gonna definitely uh

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<v Speaker 3>open the vand up. Man.

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<v Speaker 6>I was raised in that church. Man, My mama go

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<v Speaker 6>to that church. My grandma seed go to that church.

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<v Speaker 6>See the reason we even all left that church. And

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<v Speaker 6>you think I'm gonna mess up they by driving around

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<v Speaker 6>in the vand full of elderly people smoking some.

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<v Speaker 3>Like weed dead.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know why to shut the band smell like weed, man,

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<v Speaker 6>Now I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't got the answers to these questions.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just trying to tell.

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<v Speaker 6>You that it wasn't me.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have some weed in your pocket and live

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<v Speaker 3>in with just smell. I ain't had no weed on me.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop trying to say like I had.

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<v Speaker 6>Weed on and you ain't gonna give me nothing that

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<v Speaker 6>had no and we ain't had no weed on me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now, you ain't gonna mess.

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<v Speaker 6>Up my name or my family's name in this church

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<v Speaker 6>and disrespect us like this.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, we've been helping this church for years, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>trying to.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell you that I ain't riding around in no vand

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<v Speaker 6>smoking no weed with no elderly people. Did you ask

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<v Speaker 6>any of the elderly people if they had any weed

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<v Speaker 6>on this.

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, I didn't think about no elderly people

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<v Speaker 3>having no weed. So you just assume it's me what

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<v Speaker 3>one of them? Guy got call or something? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 3>You know? What? You know who? I think? You know

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<v Speaker 3>who I think the weed belonged to?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I think I think the weed belonged to nephew.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me from the Steve Harvey show man. Damn, you

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<v Speaker 3>just got pray. Oh my god, you just got pray.

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<v Speaker 3>Put it this name. His name is brother, brother Lawrence,

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<v Speaker 3>Lawrence Laws. Oh my Larry called Larry law Man. I

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<v Speaker 3>know Larry, Larry here in trouble with me Gonta hit

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<v Speaker 3>him with man, man, I got one more thing that

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing to ask you, man, what

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<v Speaker 3>is the saddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land?

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<v Speaker 6>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Steve Hall in Morning Man going on risk Man the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of the day.

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<v Speaker 6>I try, Man, I know I ain't gonna smoke no weed.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have it weed in the church? Man? What? What? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of that? What?

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<v Speaker 4>Certainly that's that's because you don't hear these type of

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<v Speaker 4>things because it's from the left side of my brain. Sure,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I'm saying. I worked from the left

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<v Speaker 4>side of the brain. Now my right I use it sometimes,

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<v Speaker 4>but the left side, Oh my god, that's that's what.

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<v Speaker 2>The brilliance is.

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<v Speaker 4>You know a lot of people are like, you know

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<v Speaker 4>what they say, most people are not using their brain.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that's true. Using Wow, what's sad? That's same.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, most people ain't using sixty brain. You using a.

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<v Speaker 2>Lot And this was this was coming out of there,

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<v Speaker 2>full throttle. I hope that's damn scary. He also used

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<v Speaker 2>the word brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm gonna be brilliant Sunday night. Let there be

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<v Speaker 4>live hosted by yours truly meeting nephew tell me at

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<v Speaker 4>the YouTube Theater, Los.

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<v Speaker 2>Angeles, California.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the Netflix is a joke comedy festival. So

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<v Speaker 4>May fifth, it is going down. Let it be last.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a clean comedy show. We got cav on stage,

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<v Speaker 4>Tony Baker, my man, JJ Williamson, funny Man, Lavelle Crawford. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>and the band. We got a band and the leader

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<v Speaker 4>of the band is Fred Hamlin. That boy's a legend.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all better get y'allseelve some tickets because they's going down

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<v Speaker 4>at the YouTube Theater Sunday night. Won't be at work

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<v Speaker 4>on Monday. Letting everybody know that right now, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>laying in the cut you already know is an evening.

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<v Speaker 4>Nephew Tommy, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong on.

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<v Speaker 4>And even what Nephew tom Me made Tienthon eleven, West

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<v Speaker 4>Palm Beach, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Say what you want to say? Already gonna be here?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Can I say I'm work on Sunday night?

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<v Speaker 2>Then I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry letter subjects. He needs to freshen up everything.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get into that right after this.

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