WEBVTT - Zainab Johnson Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:15.760 But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:22.160 When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:28.920 to me empty. And I said, no, guests, you're presences. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:29.840 Presence, and. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:35.720 I already had too much stuff, So how do. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.280 You dare to surbey me? 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:54.000 Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. I 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:57.840 hope you're not at a low I hope that you're not, 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.000 you know, stuck in the middle of a divorce battle 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:03.200 or something. I hope you're having a decent day. I 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.640 just went and got coffee. On the way back, I noticed, well, 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.080 it was probably ten pounds of tuna fish a can, 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:13.679 just splattered all across the road. If you hurry, you 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.400 could probably it'll probably be fine. You could get it. 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:20.280 It's on Townsend Avenue, right before the Christian coffee shop, 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:24.959 so be on the lookout. But hurry. You know, tuna 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:28.760 can only last so long. Who cares. Let's talk to 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.080 our guests. Our guest is so fantastic. It's Zany Nab Johnson. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.679 It's a Nab. Welcome to, I said, no gifts. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:36.520 Thank you so much for having me. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.880 Oh, of course, of course, it's this is what I'm 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:43.039 gonna say right off the bat, Okay, I'm out of 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:48.760 summer outfits. Okay, it's October when we're recording this. It's 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:53.600 ninety degrees. Yes, I've been wearing summer outfits since who 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.800 knows when. At this point, I'm ready to wear a 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.920 long sleeve shirt. Yeah, how are you feeling? You look 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:00.400 very summary, Thank you. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.720 And I am tired of wearing summer outfits as well. 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:04.720 You know, I'm a New Yorker. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.000 Oh, and so I jump at the opportunity to put 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:09.279 on a black turtleneck. 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:11.360 Oh, that's just heaven for me. 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.400 And I was in I was doing a show the 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:15.080 other day in San Francisco, and I was able to 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:16.239 break out the black turtle. 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:17.480 Yeah. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:23.880 So you know, today is an unusually like an unusually unusual. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:27.280 I think I liked unusually believe. I think we should 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.840 we need to put that in the lexicon. Actually, that 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:31.280 rolls right off the tongue. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:35.040 Unusual ably unusually warm day. 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.200 It's uh, it's the sort of warm where you just 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.959 feel like you feel like you can pass through. It's 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:44.440 like a physical The air is solid. Yeah, I feel 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:47.160 like I'm in a wall or something hiding in the attic. 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:47.720 Yeah. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.240 Yeah, and last week it was nice. 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:51.040 It was nice. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:52.200 Now it's horrible. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.960 Yeah, it feels like dead of summer weather. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.560 That's what it feels like about like July twenty ninth. Yes, 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:01.240 and it does a lot the brain. Yeah, it does 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.200 a lot to my brain at least. But I have 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.240 the windows open and my house feels perfectly fine. 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.200 Interesting, isn't that strange. 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:13.160 Because throughout the summer we have to have the windows sealed, 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:17.280 AC on. Yeah, my house is perfectly pleasant right now. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.040 Or maybe I have just my standards of lowered. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:20.320 I don't know. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:22.560 You know, I was in an Uber when this is Sorry, 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:26.720 this might sound like a shift, but it's not. Because 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:29.079 I am the type of person that will have the 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.360 cooling air on as well as the windows open, because 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:35.640 I love fresh air, even if it's not moving. I 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.880 just want to know I have access to it, right, 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:38.920 But then I'll. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.520 Turn on like the AC or central cooling just to 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:42.440 cool things off. 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:45.440 Sure, And when I was in an Uber, I requested 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.920 that the AC stay on, but then I was like, 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.960 I'm gonna roll down the window and the Uber driver 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:54.600 got really upset with me, and I, you know, I 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:59.040 feel like the ride share relationship is reciprocal, you know, 0:03:59.160 --> 0:03:59.760 it has to be. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:00.320 Yeah. 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.000 So I was like, oh, unless is there something I 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:04.120 was trying to figure it out. I was like, is 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.160 this something wrong with your windows? Like well, you know, 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.360 like why don't you want me to have what I want? 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:14.320 And he was like, oh, you know that ruins your car? 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:15.320 Ruins? 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.800 And I was I know so little about cars. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:24.640 I drive a Tesla and someone had to tell me 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.200 that I could access the radio. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.920 Did you think that, like radio was just not part 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:32.360 of the futuristic pasta. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.120 I just thought that that was because I didn't see it. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:40.440 It's it wasn't there and available to me. So when 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:46.159 this the person was wildly disappointed in my ignorance, but he. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.440 Like, you believed him in the moment that this could 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:49.039 ruin the car? 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.400 Yeah, but I believed him and he kind of explained 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:51.640 to me. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:54.560 He was like, something happened, like it won't ruin the car, 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.240 but it will ruin your cooling system because. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.440 Oh god, I don't know, there's no way. That's maybe 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.120 if you did it for two hundred years. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.240 Yeah, and who has a car for two hundred years now? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:08.760 He's full of Shit's got the notes? It says it's 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.920 not harmful to the car, just wasteful of fuel. So 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:13.799 that sounds like, sounds like it's a hymn problem. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.600 Yes, that's an old wives tale. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.640 Yeah, it sounds like a frugal uber driver. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.960 And we can't blame anybody. We're all trying to pinch 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:21.880 pennies where we can. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:23.839 Sounds like I'm gonna have to go back and look 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.839 at my ride history and change that rating. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:28.000 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:33.600 You are a vengeful person. Wow, So what ended up happening? 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.720 You just got the AC That's all he put along. 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.880 I think I was pleasant enough for him to roll 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.159 the window down a little bit for a little while, 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.520 and I think he kept checking with me. He was like, 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.960 it was a pretty long ride because I'm in New York. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.760 There's traffic, okay. So after a few minutes he was like, 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:55.200 you still want it down, and maybe after about three 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.039 check ins, I'm like, okay, you know, you go roll 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:58.360 it up. 0:05:58.520 --> 0:05:59.040 It's fine. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.320 Three checks This is a lot. That's where you're like, oh, 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.080 you really hate this. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.560 I'm like, you know what, let me you you let 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.839 me have what I wanted for fifteen minutes. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:08.599 I'll oblige you. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.120 Maybe he's eco conscious. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:12.600 I think. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:18.280 I'm fighting for this guy now. I'm totally on his side. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.600 But you know what, when you're getting like on and 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.800 off flights and things, all you want, like you you 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:28.799 do want a comfortable temperature setting, but for some reason 0:06:28.839 --> 0:06:31.160 you want air because when you're in an airpool and 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.240 you're in a flight, the air feels so artificial, it 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:35.320 feels so stale. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:38.440 Yes, you know, so you should be able to crack 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.360 the window whenever you want. Yeah, just a little bit 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.359 of outside let it in. Everybody appreciates that. For a 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:47.360 minute you're on the freeway or something exactly. I mean, 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.719 if you had your window roaring during the freeway, I 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:51.000 can see the real problem. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:55.000 Do you know what I was wondering with my car 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.320 air conditioning recently, is you know the foot feature? You know, 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:01.799 it's like you have feet or the face. The feet 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:04.760 thing never does anything for me. Do you have that? 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.799 I why not just have it directly on my torso 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:08.320 and face? 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:09.240 Yes? 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:13.960 So the only time, okay, when I prefer the air 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:16.560 blowing towards my feet is when it's when I need 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:17.040 the heating. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:17.720 Right. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:20.000 It's something about just warm. 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.880 Toe's like it's like a head floor. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:25.920 Yeah, I'm gonna get there, you know, like it's comforting 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:29.800 and you know, but when it's cold, when i'm when 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:32.880 it's cold air, the only time I move it from 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:34.760 my face is like if I just got my hair 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.440 done and it's so flowy that it can't really stand like. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:39.960 Much air pressure. 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.520 So it's like we're not trying to seem like we're 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:45.800 in a tornado, you know, Like, so I have to 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.560 like move it, although I don't want to. 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:49.720 Right, that makes sense As a short haired person, I 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.800 guess this just never crosses my mind. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:56.480 just the short hair privilege or something. Yeah, but yeah, 0:07:56.520 --> 0:08:00.160 the foot thing I'm wondering, are my legs not are 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.840 the nerves and some sort of nervous system problem? 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.600 What about do you have on pants or shorts? Because 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:08.000 I feel like you'd feel it immediately if you have 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.040 on shorts. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.800 Feeling nothing, you're feeling feeling nothing, Or maybe my legs 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.960 just need to be really cold. Maybe yeah, maybe it's 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.160 an incredible question I'm asking. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.280 So cold air is coming out towards your legs and feet, 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:28.440 I'm like, wait a minute, investigative refers, and you're not 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:29.760 feeling anything. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.400 As far as I know, or maybe it's mental. Maybe 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:36.640 I'm just like the immediacy of it coming towards my 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:41.640 upper body is like, I don't know, Maybe I need 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:45.560 to do some testing. Yeah, do some real research with this. Yeah. 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:49.960 But cold air falls, so I feel like having it. 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:52.240 That's true, right, because hot rises. 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:54.120 You know, I don't know. 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:56.280 You're looking at me like I'm a complete moron. No. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:59.200 When you said no, no, no, when you said cold 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:02.720 air falls, all I thought was, well, heat rises, that's 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:03.320 all good. 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:06.880 So you're confirming my scientific knowledge. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:07.680 Uh. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.000 So I feel like it coming towards my body. It's 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.679 like that's enough the waterfall. It's coming down to the feet. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:14.360 But I am going to leave it on just my 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.040 feet for maybe an hour today. Well, I'm not gonna 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.520 be driving for an hour. Where am I going Palm springs? Uh? 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.560 My ten minute trip to the grocery store. No, Torso 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:22.960 simply the feet, the. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.200 Feet, and see if you feel it. 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.520 If you don't feel it, we gotta we gotta get 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.320 you to a. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:32.040 Sort of doctor. Do I seek? Is that a physiologist? 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.880 Is that it orthopedic doctors? 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.280 I wouldn't say orthopedic because it's not bones or or muscle. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:39.439 It would be nerves. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.000 It would be like spinal doctor. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.920 Yeah, the nerve I'm looking. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:50.760 Like yougis oh yeah, that's a good that's a good job. Yeah. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.800 I like I still a neurologists and to see if 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:57.480 I had some nerve damage, and I it always feels 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.360 much more thorough than any other doctors. 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:01.240 What do they do. I'm so curious. I've never been 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.559 to one. 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:07.040 It depends, but sometimes they can like attach sensors to 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.120 whatever part of your body that they're trying to test, 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:12.599 and then they send the electro oh like kind of 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.920 like shots right right, if you know, if it's picking up. 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.200 I had years ago, I was in a I was 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.400 hit by a truck. I was gonna say I was 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.360 in a really bad car accident, but I wasn't in 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:28.839 a car, but I while I was in a hospital, 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:34.760 the neurologists took needles, really long thin needles, and stuck 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:40.520 them in certain places and then sent the electro yeah 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:45.440 through those needles to see, like, you know what part 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.360 of my yeah yeah, yeah. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.920 Yeah wow. And I assume you felt it in some places. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.120 I did in some places. I felt it in a 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:54.079 different place. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:54.440 In my body. 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:55.199 Fascinating. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.040 Yeah, like he might have done it in like my hip, 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.880 but then I felt it like near my shin. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:01.640 That's almost like psychic. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:05.079 Yeah, somebody gives you no information. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.520 Except that better be real comfortable in life when I 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.160 hit sixty two because it's gonna be hard. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:18.920 That's enough for a psychic revelation. Yeah. Maybe I'll go 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.439 to a neurologists just as a little experience at some point, 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.160 just waste a neurologists' time. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:25.800 I think they'll love it. 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.959 I think if you go to a neurologist and say, listen, 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.520 I got the ac or my car blasting on my 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:35.640 legs at sixty one degrees for solid ten minutes and 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.439 I feel nothing, the neurologist is going to say, I'm 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:40.920 happy you came in today. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:45.120 Neurologists is the job. In middle school I told everyone 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.600 was going to because I was too ashamed to say 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.560 I wanted to do whatever this is really and there's 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.480 no chance I was not on the path to neurology. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:55.600 What are we talking about? I mean I was done 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:58.200 with science and math in eleventh grade. Yeah, I mean, 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.520 forget it. So people probably saw through it. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:04.880 Yeah, but it it is inspiring, like when you hear 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.240 a little kid, it's like I want to be a 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.959 because I mean neurologists. How many syllables is that? Even 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.400 just a word is ambitious to say, you know, I'm 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:15.319 going to be a neurologist, just. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:20.199 Like luck baby. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.760 If you believe in them, it's like that's really promising. 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.680 And if you don't believe in them, it's so cute. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:27.000 You know. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.640 I's like they don't know. 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.280 Yet, right, It's like I'm gonna be a fairy princess 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:36.040 or something. What temperature are you keeping on in the car? 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.360 I'm gonna just keep talking about temperature because I feel 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.959 like I'm bad with temperature. 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:42.400 I am. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.280 I don't know if I'm bad with temperature, but I 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.200 need to bring it to a balance. I'm a room 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.360 temperature type of person. Okay, so I'm only doing whatever 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.439 is necessary to get it to room temperature. So if 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.720 it's ninety degrees outside, then I got to turn on 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:58.840 cold air, and then the moment it gets too cold, 0:12:58.880 --> 0:12:59.440 I gotta. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:12:59.679 Shut it off. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.440 But let's say, what cold are you going to? 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:05.680 I'm sixty is the lowest that my car will. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:06.800 Be, But you're going all the way to six. 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.840 I'm going all the way to sixty because okay. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.600 Oh, now I feel very strange. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:12.000 Wait, what kind of car do you drive? 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:13.960 I drive an electric Hyundai. 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.840 Okay, So the thing about the Tesla is, you know, 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.959 the top is all like glass. 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:23.160 Oh, and so it takes on in the most disrespectful 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:27.200 way the temperature out the greenhouse it is, you know, 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:30.720 and think, I think that it is the only downside 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.240 to that vehicle. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.080 So far that it's like a very obvious flaw. 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.760 So it's yeah, and so you have to like the 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.480 car thinks that it's so smart that even if I 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:43.720 try and put it on like seventy, it's like, no, 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:45.720 I need to I know, you think that's okay, but 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:47.240 I got to take care of myself. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.920 So the car will try and regulate its. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:52.480 Own temperature, right, you know, right, And so it's heading 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:53.120 down to six, so. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.120 It goes down to sixty and then it does a 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.400 good job. It does it very fast. But then I 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:58.240 get too cold. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.000 M Oh, this is nice there for me. You don't 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.560 get the flu or something. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.640 No, because I have the windows down, you know, and 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:09.480 just thinking about my uba drive like just anxious, like. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.360 He told me, this is terrible. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.920 I should not have come to you with these questions. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.040 It's mayhem with you. The temperatures are all over the place, 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.880 the windows are open, the sun is beating down. Yes, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.800 it's They should have like an umbrella for the Tesla. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.440 That feels like a good invention. Yeah, I mean umbrella 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.520 that sits on top of the car. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.840 A nice a nice rainbow one. 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.360 I feel like people would get into that. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.960 I would hate that. 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:42.720 You say it now, I'd appreciate. 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:45.440 Its function, but I'd hate the way it looks. 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:49.560 How about like one that matches the color of the car. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:50.560 That makes sense. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:53.400 So this is the thing, This is what the car 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.240 offers that I never take advantage of. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.960 And this is not a commercial for Tesla. Forgive me. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.880 Oh, I don't know. I'm You're just winked at me. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:02.840 Let's get a sponsor. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:08.240 So you can, of course control the car from your 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.280 phone anywhere in the world. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.240 Right, Like if I. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:16.440 Left my car here and then had to go away 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.240 and you were like, hey, Zaynab, I need to move 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.880 your car, I could just give you access through my 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.120 phone and then you just drive my car. 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.400 Really, Yeah, that's incredible. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:27.840 Yes, it's wonderful. It's convenient. 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.000 That's incredibly convenient. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:31.920 And so they have this function in the Tesla app 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.880 where you can cool off your car before you get in. 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:36.640 Right, I have this. I know I don't have a 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.360 fancy enough to let people just go driving whenever. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.200 Yeah, Like, I can make you an authorized user and 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.480 all you would need is your phone. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.680 You've got to let me be an authorized user. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:48.240 Just in case. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:50.440 It's like I have I have a year from now, 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:59.280 I have roadside trouble and I'm like, Fridger, are you available? 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.680 I would be there in an instant. I wouldn't think 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:04.600 for a second. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.840 Are your legs working? 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:11.520 I would be headed over. So just keep me in mind, 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:12.600 That's all I'm going to say. 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.480 But I forget to do that until I get in 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.600 the car, and I'm like, why didn't Right, It's. 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.400 Ninety seven degrees in his car? Why didn't I do that? 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:22.920 Right? You should treat yourself every once in a while. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.760 It's like having a little person there just waiting for 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:28.520 you with the cool air on, little ghosts or something 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:29.840 sounds so lovely. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.240 Tiny angels with spray bottles and fans. 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.840 Now with that other feature, have you given that access 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.000 to anybody so that they can drive your car? Yes? 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.400 My sister, and has she taken advantage of it? 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:44.640 She's driven it, but she hasn't. I wouldn't say she's 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:48.440 taken advantage of it, Okay, okay, but but I will 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.760 say that she was driving it. When I returned home 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:52.960 from like a work trip. 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:53.640 Oh interesting. 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.160 And when I when the uber dropped me off at 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:01.600 my house and my car wasn't in the driveway, I 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.160 did feel away. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.520 Right, and I knew I wasn't going anywhere. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.680 This was like one of those trips work trips where 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.720 I was in five different states in five different days, 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.639 and so I knew when I got home, I was 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.879 gonna postmate some food and then crash on a couch 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:22.280 for seventeen hours, right, right. But something about not seeing 0:17:22.320 --> 0:17:25.119 my car there made me feel restricted. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:29.080 It's unsettling. Yeah, you need to know you can go exactly, 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:32.240 it's all you need exactly. Yeah, now you're just trapped 0:17:32.240 --> 0:17:34.960 at home. Yeah that seems bad to me. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:35.480 Yeah. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.640 And so I texted my sister and I was like, hey, 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:40.720 how long will you be? And she was like, oh, 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:41.760 did you have somewhere to go? 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:48.760 And I was like no. She's like, okay, did you 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:51.160 need something? And I was like no. 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:57.760 But no, I totally get that feeling. My boyfriend is 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.480 living in New York right now, so he got rid 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:01.879 of his car, and so for like two days he 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.120 needed to use my car. But there were times where 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:05.879 it's like, I just need you can't drive it for 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:08.439 these hours. I'm not going anywhere, but what if I 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:11.520 have an idea. Yeah, it's just the mere thought of 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:14.159 him being out gallivanting and I want to go to 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:15.679 Target for no reason. 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.280 Target is my favorite place? 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:18.040 Is it reasonly? 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:19.919 Yeah? I feel like it's the uh. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:23.679 I don't know about guys, but I feel like the lady, 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:28.480 the thirty five year old lady, Like that's how Disneyland like, Yo, 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:33.480 I'm never bored. If Target is open, then I'm never bored. 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.960 I always got something. When the pandemic, everything's shut down, 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.600 maybe like a week or two weeks into it, when 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:44.720 Targets sent out their email like hey, we have reduced hours, 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:46.120 but we're opening up, I. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.440