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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty two, episode

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Speaker 1: three of the Thursdayly Night for eight Team. My name

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Speaker 1: is Jack O'Brien a k um your venus, Um, You're fired,

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Speaker 1: Jack Obrian. That is courtesy a certified genius with a

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Speaker 1: J on Twitter, and I'm thrilled to be joined as

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Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Great. I compare

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Speaker 1: you to it, jess On Rose mys grit Oh, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting you straight. Yeah, now that Joe Roses and loon

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Speaker 1: like IT'SI had hit that harmony because people don't respect

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Speaker 1: the harmony. Everyone likes the melody. Shout out to motion

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Speaker 1: Unar on Twitter for that. You know, Seal inspired a

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Speaker 1: k one of my favorite songs. Now you've done Kiss

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Speaker 1: from a Rose before, just not that version, no, not version,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really in a Seal mood. Uh and it

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Speaker 1: just felt right. I just felt right. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: to the Zike Gang, there's probably like five six more

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Speaker 1: of those Kiss from a Rose Gang. Got to add

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Speaker 1: at Zeist in there. We are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: on our third seat by the hilarious comedian Ever Maynard. Hi,

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Speaker 1: thank you for having me back, Thanks for being back.

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Speaker 1: We still talk about the goat Man. Oh yeah, one

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Speaker 1: of them. Just great debuts of all in the history

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Speaker 1: of the dailies, Like the Goldman wasn't really cool. What

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Speaker 1: are we talking about ever? What is something from your

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Speaker 1: search history feeling. I've been doing a lot of research

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Speaker 1: and honestly, last night really dug deep into a industrial

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Speaker 1: goths cyber goth rave and dance off. Okay, okay, there's

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Speaker 1: a very large community in Russia and in Mexico, So

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Speaker 1: shout out to my cyber goths. Yeah, we guys like

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Speaker 1: getting on Mexico and Russia were Internet. Yeah, what's locally respected?

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Speaker 1: Watched a bunch of cyber dance offs and it just

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Speaker 1: looks like people trying to get spiders off of them,

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Speaker 1: like doing weird karat moves. I know those videos that's

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Speaker 1: like where they were gas masks and stuff and they've

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Speaker 1: got like the wild baggy pants with the suspenders and like,

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's one video that fake tubes out there,

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Speaker 1: like fake dreads and like cyber dread future dreads less

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Speaker 1: problematic because you're like, what hair are you simulating when

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Speaker 1: you use tubing? Wow? Because there's this one video that

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Speaker 1: everybody knows where they're all like dancing under an overpass, right,

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Speaker 1: and there's just people and all sorts of different outfits,

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Speaker 1: but the main thing seems to be extraordinarily to the

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Speaker 1: point of looking like skirts, black baggy pants, right, and

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Speaker 1: gas masks here and there. They honestly all look like

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Speaker 1: me in high school, just like chubby and secure goth girl. Yeah. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: yesterday was national pick on Twitter. I rocked it hard,

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Speaker 1: got real moody, real fast. Ship you have like Marilyn

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Speaker 1: Manson teachers and ship. No. I was really into Kitty

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Speaker 1: Hello of the Hello bro No of the all girl

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Speaker 1: punk rock rock band. I was really into Kitty and

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Speaker 1: Corn and my friends were in a Slipknot, but that

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Speaker 1: was a little too dark. Yeah, well it's weird because

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Speaker 1: like they look freaky but they're really nice. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's really weird about at least what I saw, like

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Speaker 1: because I remember back in the day you saw them

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Speaker 1: like these guys are fucking demons from Nebraska, wherever the

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Speaker 1: funk they're from. And then you would like read articles

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Speaker 1: and like they're really like they're just masks, but they're

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Speaker 1: there's guys under there. You know, we're all wearing masks

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Speaker 1: right now. He has emotionally and spiritually speaking to Ben

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Speaker 1: Stein from the mask Um and not everybody that does

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Speaker 1: cyber goth raves. I feel bad. They're not chubby and

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Speaker 1: secure people I was projecting. I'm sorry. Most of them

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Speaker 1: are pretty fit. The Russian people that I saw, they

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Speaker 1: were dancing on tanks and I was like, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's it. Every Russian subcultures, like especially on the Internet,

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Speaker 1: they just take it to that next level. Like there's

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Speaker 1: this one meme that they do where they recreate it's

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Speaker 1: like a picture of a guy hanging out a window,

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Speaker 1: but they actually recreate it by hanging out a window

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Speaker 1: by one hand. That's how they do it. It's just

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Speaker 1: like so much more aggressive and cool than our memes

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Speaker 1: in America. Fuck my life, I'll use it. Get this shot.

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Speaker 1: Also forgot slip Knight is from Iowa, not under breast. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I want to get that Iowa heat.

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Speaker 1: I love Iowa, I love seedar Rappish out to win

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Speaker 1: more high school. So a lot of these videos that

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Speaker 1: I see of industrial goth people dancing, they are doing

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Speaker 1: it like in public kind of is that part of

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Speaker 1: just doing it in the face of all the fucking squares.

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Speaker 1: I think part of video probably wasn't look coal if

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Speaker 1: you did it like a nice living room, right right.

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Speaker 1: I did find these, like I don't know if it's

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Speaker 1: and it's just like she's like wearing different outfits. One

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Speaker 1: of them is like Neon Green, one of them is

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Speaker 1: but it must be the best dance because they're all

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Speaker 1: using it. And I'm like, I gotta do this. I

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Speaker 1: got And it's usually in public or in front of

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Speaker 1: a white screen, like in a studio, normally in a group.

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Speaker 1: I did see one where a goth dude was dancing

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Speaker 1: and then solo, but it was in a tunnel and

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Speaker 1: there were people walking by, and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: little wheelie, and I was like they brought the value. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was. I was trying to like re share that VIDU,

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Speaker 1: what is something that is overraged gosh? I was going

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Speaker 1: to say, like cool nikes or like Adidas brands with

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Speaker 1: like designers. But then I was like, no, I'm just salty.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a bear like raft Simmons come to

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Speaker 1: Garsons like Nikes. Yeah, And then I was like, actually,

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Speaker 1: I really like those and I just don't have that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and even if it did, it would be hard to

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Speaker 1: Part of me is like a nine hundred dollar sneaker

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Speaker 1: feels as soon as I make that million, I'm just

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Speaker 1: buying it. Oh gosh, the five that I'm I'm buying nine.

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Speaker 1: Where the cocaine. Okay, I don't know if I could

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Speaker 1: do that. Oh yeah, that's scared. I got really nervous. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. I can only afford three cocaine at a

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Speaker 1: time now. But that's how that's why I'm at I'm

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Speaker 1: not quite where I want to be. Wow, But yeah,

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Speaker 1: cocaine exactly. And that's how you all have to have goals.

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Speaker 1: That's how l A works. You know. It's like how

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Speaker 1: much blow can you? Like? How much blow do you

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Speaker 1: have on you right now? Oh? So you're not doing

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Speaker 1: well to take a bagel in the bear? Come on

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Speaker 1: shoes specifically? Do you have your eye on that inspired that?

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Speaker 1: Hay there's like a Nike. It's like it came out

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Speaker 1: like two years ago and I'm like, oh, I really

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Speaker 1: I really like them. Put the off White ones. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then how much they cost. Yeah, I've had my

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Speaker 1: eye on this one pair of Off White Airmax nineties

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Speaker 1: I think they are. And yeah, I've tracked them as

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Speaker 1: their price went from like four hundred where it was like,

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Speaker 1: if it comes down another couple hundred, maybe I'll think

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Speaker 1: about buying them to now it's like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: it just makes me mad every day. Yeah, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get my mom to look out for like Looney Tunes,

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Yeah, like multicolor. Yeah, we're the people at Nike

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Speaker 1: head you know, laces down, We're brand loyal over here

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Speaker 1: on the day to me too. Ever, yes, ever, Jack

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Speaker 1: and I Nike come hollow at us? Please? Yeah, come on,

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Speaker 1: what's your problem, bro? Yeah, it's the problem with Nike.

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Speaker 1: I would rock a pair of shoes called the Ever

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Speaker 1: Main Nerds just on the name alone. That's ever. What

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Speaker 1: is something that is underrated? Probably? Do you guys remember Airheads?

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Speaker 1: But remember the watermelon kind that had the black candy season?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the funk were those made of what

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Speaker 1: were the seas made of? Just like but it was

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Speaker 1: that texture combo gave it a little crunch with that

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Speaker 1: little sugary granule. Sweet. Yeah, I have a flavor. It

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Speaker 1: was it like black liquid. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's just it was just kind of unoffensive. Just gave

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Speaker 1: a watermelon. I remember we used to freak the funk

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Speaker 1: my god, I remember there was like hierarchy of flavors,

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Speaker 1: junior high and like they would have like the little

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Speaker 1: concession or whatever, and yeah, when you got the white

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Speaker 1: airhead boy might have cocaine money. Guys, we really need

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Speaker 1: to at Miles. Do you remember Ravens Revenge? Do you

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Speaker 1: remember Raven's Revenge? It was like a candy that was

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Speaker 1: in a plastic test tube that was just pure sugar.

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Speaker 1: It was like it was like a basically pixie stick

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Speaker 1: put into a plastic test tube, and like they had

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Speaker 1: to band it at my school because they're like these

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Speaker 1: kids are just eating tubes of sugar and losing their

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Speaker 1: minds called Ravens revenge. Is that how you got hooked

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Speaker 1: on coke? Revenge? Three dollars? Now? That was pixie sticks? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pixie sticks. Shout out to DJ Rogers who in middle

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Speaker 1: school snorted a line of pixie sticks like how to

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Speaker 1: how to go to the nurse? Oh, he's not a

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Speaker 1: real DJ. His name was Rogers, Rogers, Roger. Yeah. I remember.

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Speaker 1: The Warheads were like the hot ship in my school,

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Speaker 1: and they tasted terrible, but it was just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well that was like what people said, put in my mouth,

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Speaker 1: my mouth bleed. Oh ship, Yeah, we are onto. Your

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Speaker 1: myth is a myth. I couldn't really think of a myth.

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Speaker 1: I thought about like eating watermelons seeds and then a

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Speaker 1: watermelon grew in your tummy. That that is that happened

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Speaker 1: to my cousin. That happened to my cousin's friend. You're lying, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was probably lying to me. But I think the

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Speaker 1: Warheads thing, I think that myth is true. I think

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Speaker 1: the acid probably causes let's see warhead's mouth blood. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: please send me there's some Google images. Hundred fifty warheads

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Speaker 1: challenged completed warning blood and pain. Oh. Wired even did

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Speaker 1: an article about it. What's behind the burn of warheads,

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Speaker 1: extreme sour hard candy, blah blah blah. There's citric acid

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Speaker 1: micro encapsulated mac mallick acid corn syrup artificially. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what they mean. Okay, so I guess you

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Speaker 1: can make your mouth hurt. Yeah. I don't know why, people,

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Speaker 1: but I guess. Yeah. I mean on this YouTube video. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure someone will bust this myth. But this guy's

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Speaker 1: mouth looks like a fucking mess from eating warheads, and

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Speaker 1: now kids just jewel instead of jewel and eat the

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Speaker 1: tide pods. Oh, it's furious, Pete. The guys, that is

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Speaker 1: funny that tide pods are like this generation's version of that.

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Speaker 1: It's like they're just like, not fuck it, We're just

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Speaker 1: gonna eat poison poisons. Yeah, alright, I feel and I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I try to think of another myth, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't really think of him. You know, it's hard.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes people try and really like try and take down

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Speaker 1: a real myth. Other times people just introduce new theories

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Speaker 1: that have mythic proportions. And I don't know what else

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm hard pressed to everythink of a myth

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Speaker 1: like whenever someone comes in and I'm like, damn, that's good.

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Speaker 1: It really put me on the spot with that one.

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Speaker 1: I had the goat you guys called that goat man.

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Speaker 1: I can't live up to the goat. Yeah, although there

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Speaker 1: were some people on Twitter who are like, I think

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Speaker 1: we had a goat man too. I know. I found

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Speaker 1: out about the Florida Man recently, right friend Jason told me,

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Speaker 1: and I think it was in a in a episode

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Speaker 1: of Atlantis or Atlantis Atlanta Atlantis Um where they mentioned

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Speaker 1: places and that might not have states right set. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: states rights exactly. And then they said, what if we

423
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Speaker 1: just clear the whole field. Well, the anthem is being played,

424
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: so there's no reason to get upset. There's just nobody

425
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Speaker 1: does play the anthem. Then the players come out and

426
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 1: there's a funk that, Okay, the Pentagon didn't spend all

427
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: that money just for them to hide. Then there's uh,

428
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: they instructed players who don't want to stay in to

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Speaker 1: remain in the locker room while the anthem is played,

430
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Speaker 1: which is kind of I think what we're probably at. Yeah.

431
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Speaker 1: Or the other one was if there you post penalties

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Speaker 1: on teams and players who do not stand, including a

433
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Speaker 1: fifteen yard penalty, So that would be interesting, Like you

434
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 1: just start off and they're like, embarrassing you. Would you

435
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Speaker 1: throw the flag during the okay, I'm sorry, band, fifteen

436
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: yard penalty throw the flag on not respecting the flag? Yeah,

437
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 1: and what would be That's the only one that seems

438
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,959
Speaker 1: like it could potentially have worked because then you're the game. Yeah,

439
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: it affects the game, and like it affects them as

440
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: competitors rather than them as you know, as humans and

441
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: also as people who don't give a shit if they,

442
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: you know, get fined, they're willing to put their pocketbook

443
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 1: on the line. It would just look so absurd to

444
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: hear like Ed Hockey League get on the mic and

445
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: then say, like, describe what the penalty was for kneeling?

446
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: Does Ed Hockey Ley he's a little rough. I think

447
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: he retired. You're talking about hockey. No. Ed Hockey Lee

448
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: was like the most ripped old man referee now so

449
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: big You're like, oh Jesus, my man, think is your

450
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: neck right? Anyway? So I guess we'll see what happens.

451
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I have a feeling people will

452
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Speaker 1: be kneeling. But it's crazy because it really puts the

453
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: onus on the teams themselves to sort of adjudicate people

454
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: right kneeling. And all the owners were like, yeah, let's

455
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: do that. Well maybe then they're just saying like fine,

456
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: well that way, if they're if their players want to neel,

457
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: they'll be like, all right, we'll just pay for the fine.

458
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: We'll just pay the fine. But I don't know how

459
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: many teams are going to do that. But I don't

460
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: know how that solves their problem either. But that's like

461
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 1: a drop in a bucket with how much these teams make.

462
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, well, who knows what those fines are.

463
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'd probably make it to a point if

464
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: they're really trying to control this behavior. But at the

465
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: end of the day, funk that, bro. Just do whatever

466
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: fun you're going to do. You're a human being. You're

467
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: out here putting your fucking body on the line for

468
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: these teams and these owners while your brain, you know

469
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 1: what I mean, like go back to paying attention to

470
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: them doing harm to each other instead of focusing on

471
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,760
Speaker 1: stuff like them. Yeah, let's watch half seizures go down, right,

472
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna get into a quick three minute

473
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: Trump corruption run down. All right, it's a real bummer today,

474
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: you guys. Yesterday, I'm feeling pretty sad today. Uh So

475
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: the taxi God, this is somebody we've talked about before.

476
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: He was a business partner of Michael Cohen in New

477
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: York City. He is now cooperating with investigators. So oh yeah,

478
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: Like whause when he was like stiff in the mt

479
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: A and like five million dollars worth of fees, he

480
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: should have been playing the m b A. So they're like,

481
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's a little felony there, you want

482
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: to work something out, and he was like, I will

483
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: cooperate with state and federal investigations. So although Cohen has

484
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 1: been like, yeah, I don't really know him like that though,

485
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: but Trump pok you know what I mean, just like,

486
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: oh him, I don't know, I don't know her, okay, Mariah. Yeah.

487
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: Then also Cohen isn't in the news because the BBC

488
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: reports that he took four hundred thousand dollars to set

489
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: up a meeting between Donald Trump and Ukraine President Porschenko. Now,

490
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,959
Speaker 1: I mean basically the story goes at Porschenko and like

491
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: his team they were trying to meet using the traditional

492
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: means to get with the president. They couldn't do it. Yeah,

493
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: or you know, just I don't know, writing a letter,

494
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: a fan letter, donating massive amounts of money anyway, So

495
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: what they did was they got in touch with Michael

496
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: Cohen and he was like, yo, four k I'll get

497
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 1: you in the room, and sure enough they didn't meet.

498
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: So but also Michael Cohen again isn't registered as a

499
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: lobbyist or FORIGN agent or anything. So yeah, that seems

500
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: like a technicality that I don't give a shit about.

501
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: That he's not registered as a lobbyist, but it would be.

502
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: But it's it's a normally you do that so you

503
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: know who these people are who are like saying, Hi,

504
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm being paid by this government to get this thing done,

505
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: you know, and so that you need that transparency. And

506
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: it's just that's where we're at now because the Overton

507
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: window is completely gone. We don't know where we are,

508
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: Like what's sketchy and what isn't It seems like of

509
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: all the ship that's on the table, you're like, yeah,

510
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: that's there's no meat on that. But y'all want to

511
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: know something, Look up a myth. Look at Baba Vanga,

512
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: Baba Vanga. This is like a prophet, Like just be

513
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: a b A v a n She's a blind prophet.

514
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: That's all the future. And then was like all this

515
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: stuff that's happening with Trump, no joke, no joke, Baba

516
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: Vana Man, the chilling predictions of Baba. Here we go

517
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: up crazy. She's the modern nos Feratu. She's from bulgar whatever, dude,

518
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't care, but it's fucking wild. Oh my god,

519
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:26,479
Speaker 1: is a old world style grandmotherly looking woman with just

520
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: no eyes. Yeah, she's blinded. Bike writing by the light pebbles.

521
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: So but anyway, we're gonna have to do a deep

522
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: dive in bad for that Baba Vana episode. I'll say

523
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: something Boaba Vonga didn't predict. No, that maybe this whole

524
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: Elliot Broidy other scandal that apparently Michael Cohen heal facilitated

525
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: might not have actually been Elliot Broidy and may have

526
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: been Donald Trump. So Elliot Broidy was the third client

527
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: of Michael Cohen that was revealed in court that one

528
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: time when it was like Trump, Broidy and sean entity,

529
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: he was the second guy nobody cared about. He's the

530
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: guy who was paying off a playboy model who he

531
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,719
Speaker 1: had impregnated and then paid for her abortion. He is

532
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: a high level RNC fundraiser, and it seems like there's

533
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: all sorts of evidence pointing to the fact that this

534
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: was actually something that he did to help Trump cover

535
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: up the fact that he impregnated a playboy model and

536
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: pay for her Because Michael Avanadi when that story came out,

537
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: he got messy. He went to Morning Joe and he said,

538
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: and we might find out if whether or not in

539
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: fact it was Elliot Broidy who was the person in

540
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: this agreement, which he was saying might be Donald Trump. Now,

541
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: someone at New York Magazine kind of fleshed out this

542
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: theory fully, sort of saying that basically, when you look

543
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: at the same n d as, they're nearly identical, Like

544
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: it has the same pseudonyms of David Dennison and Peggy whatever,

545
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: the weird fake names were exact same, and it just

546
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: it was done through Essential Consultants LLC. Like so everything

547
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: just seemed like, oh, yeah, I already have a nice

548
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: shut the funk up doc already filled out some switch

549
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: a few names, and so the reason why but they

550
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: didn't switch the name David, which is Trump's code name. Yeah.

551
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: But again, but the money seems that Elliot Broidy provided

552
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: this one point six million dollars. Now, this theory, which

553
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: has not been proven. So this again, this is theory.

554
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: It's a wild speculation. Is that basically, you know, if

555
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: we look at the Stormy Daniels thing, Michael Collin said,

556
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: don't have the money, actually had to pull equity out

557
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: of my home to pay the story Daniels fee. Well,

558
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: then he damn sure didn't have one point six million.

559
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: So the theory is that he reached out to Elliot Broidy,

560
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: who is a very rich man who was already doing

561
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: a bunch of shady business deals that basically hinged on

562
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: whether or not the U s would play ball, and

563
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: if he could get the US play ball, like, he

564
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: would make a lot of money. So they're like, look, fam,

565
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: step up, take this l and act like this was

566
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: your fair. You can give us the money to to

567
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: actually pay off the settlement and then we'll let you

568
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: rock and just you know, try and scam foreign governments.

569
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: So that is kind of where we're at. But then

570
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: you look today, it turns out that he basically closed,

571
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: like secure nearly a billion dollars in contracts from Saudi

572
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: Arabia's company, Yeah, in the United Arab Emirates to push

573
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: anti quatar policies with Trump. And it's all the same

574
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: players as that meeting that happened at Trump Tower that

575
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: we were talking about, where Trump was like there's a long,

576
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: boring New York Times article, you guys don't have to

577
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: read it, but where Donald Trump Jr. And uh Eric

578
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Prince were meeting with uh this guy George Nader, who

579
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: was a contact. That's who Broidy was doing business with

580
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: It's just like all these same ancestral business contacts. Well yeah,

581
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,479
Speaker 1: and if you remember that orb picture from the beginning,

582
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: that was sort of the beginnings of them pushing this

583
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: sort of anti quaitar thing. Uh. And so look, if

584
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: you also look, uh, your boy Elliot Brody and George Nader,

585
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: they are scumbags who like to bribe people. So back

586
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 1: in two thousand nine, Broidy played guilty to felony charge

587
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: of rewarding official misconduct bribing yeah, to win like a

588
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: New York State pension fund investment deal. And also Nader

589
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: was convicted of ten counts of sexually abusing miners in

590
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 1: two thousand three and spent a year in jail in

591
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: the Czech Republic for it. So these are the kind

592
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: of dudes who are during the business around Trump. Elliot

593
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: Broidy has specifically helped a politician like done a quid

594
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: pro quo with a politician where he paid his own

595
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: money to a politician's mistress. So he has a history

596
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: of doing payments of this style. And one point six

597
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: million dollars is a drop in the bucket if you're

598
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: getting what a billion dollars in contracts and just going

599
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: back to the why it's a problem for Cohen to

600
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: be doing lobbying but not being you know, registered as

601
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: a lobbyist, is you can do shady ship like this

602
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: where you know, if you have somebody who you pay

603
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: money to to get you access to the president, but

604
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 1: he's not on the books as a lobbyist. There's a

605
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: lot of just money going back and forth where people

606
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: are paying for access, people are paying for deals to

607
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: go through, and it's just hard to connect right up

608
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: like old timey corruption where people bring in briefcases of

609
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: cash and get big deals for their country. And that

610
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: was a tight three minutes. Three minutes also known as

611
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: eight Yeah. Also, let's not throw water at Tommy Lauren. Guys.

612
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: I think she is, They say she They said she

613
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: moved to l A. I have not seen her. I

614
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 1: know she's out in Los Angeles all the time for

615
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: various things, surprisingly more than you might expect. But the

616
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,439
Speaker 1: water throwing incident looks like it actually happened in Minneapolis,

617
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: So alright, Minneapolis, Yeah, tight Minneapolis, but maybe don't play

618
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: into their playbooks so much. But somebody she was leaving

619
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: brunch the other day and somebody through a glass of

620
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: water in her general direction, which not that she doesn't

621
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 1: deserve it, she totally doesn't. I don't even know. But

622
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: just a huge part of their whole kind of ideology

623
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: and plan is to try and pretend like white males

624
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: and females are being culturally persecuted, So to actually throw

625
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: water at them is such a great thing for them,

626
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: to the point that Trump actually used that in a

627
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: speech and was like, We're all with you, Tommy. Tommy's

628
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: having water thrown at her and being persecuted. You're being

629
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: persecuted because you're hateful. But you know, let's not play

630
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: their game. I never throw water, nobody, Miles. There are

631
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: primaries yesterday, Yes there were, And let me tell you

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Speaker 1: it was d Triple C basically got his ass kicked.

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Speaker 1: A lot of their picks who were their establishment picks.

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Speaker 1: They took Big L's like in Big L Rest in Peace,

635
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: the Rapper um Uh in Texas, all three of their

636
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: picks lost pretty much in their prime is like their

637
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: people didn't get through. And also in Kentucky, Amy McGrath,

638
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: who's a retired Marine Corps pilot who served in Iraq

639
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: and Afghanistan, one big in the Lexington area videos and

640
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: that's what everyone was saying. They're like, Yo, this is dope,

641
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: and she's like because she kind of like the drops,

642
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 1: was like, no, they wanted They wanted Jim Gray, not

643
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: the despicable sports commentator guy who's the mayor of Lexington.

644
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: They wanted him to run because they felt like, Yo,

645
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: this guy's a shooing. He's a layup dude that everybody

646
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: knows him and they trust him. Like he definitely won

647
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: the Lexington area. But Amy McGrath employed a bit of

648
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: a different strategy. She was like, you know what, even

649
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: to win this district, we gotta talk to rural folks.

650
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna focus in

651
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: the rural areas and win them back. And that's my

652
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: path to victory. I don't need to worry about the cities.

653
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: Like my ideals and just who I am will be enough.

654
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 1: And sure enough, she invested heavily being out there, she

655
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: presented She didn't even have to. I mean, she just

656
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: probably threw on the aviators with the fucking jacket and

657
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's fucking McGrath in the building, funk

658
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: with me. She mailed out like a thirty two page

659
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: economic plan into in these areas that leaned hard on

660
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 1: like rural development, like you know, turning tobacco into bio

661
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: fuel and like increasing broadband access and things like that,

662
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,479
Speaker 1: because it was like, Yo, we can win these people.

663
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Just have to talk to them in ways that connect

664
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: directly to them. You can't just be like a Russian

665
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,879
Speaker 1: collusion that she doesn't connect with people. So sure enough

666
00:37:57,960 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 1: you look at the numbers, she won by eight points

667
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: and now she's she'll be on her way in November.

668
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: But also the other big one was the battle of

669
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Speaker 1: the Stacy's in Georgia, where Stacy Evans was going off

670
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: against Stacy Abrams to get the gubernatorial nomination for Georgia.

671
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 1: And Stacy Abrams, who is a woman of color, she

672
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: is I think the first black woman nominated by a

673
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: major party to be a governor. So if she wins,

674
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 1: that will be even more history. And again this is

675
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: another sort of tale of sort of how the Democratic

676
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: Party establishment was looking at this race. They really liked

677
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: Stacy Evans because she was trying to court some like

678
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: Trump voting white voters. Yeah, she's more of a centrist

679
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: and with Stacy Abrams, she's like not that I'm gonna

680
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: go to people of color, women, first time voters, marginalized people,

681
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: try and get them energized. Turn these people out so

682
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: I can get those votes. And sure enough, she won

683
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: pretty handily. And this uh yeah, I mean not to

684
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: say that she is not going to have a tough fight,

685
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: but when you look, uh, sort of at the numbers,

686
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: the like, the enthusiasm for the Democrats in all of

687
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: these races was pretty high despite the polls tightening. So

688
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: we were talking about how that's not really the best

689
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: way to look at this wave. Yeah, the r NC

690
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: is celebrating that these more progressive candidates are winning because

691
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: they think it's going to be easier to beat these

692
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:23,439
Speaker 1: more progressive candidates because historically more centrist Democrats have done

693
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: better than more progressive Democrats. But I think and super

694
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: producer Nick Stuff kind of made this point in our

695
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: notes that this could almost be seen as a repeat

696
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: on the Democratic side of what happened with Trump, where

697
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: you know, when Trump won the nomination, everyone on the

698
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 1: Democratic side was like, nice, We're gonna smoke this idiot.

699
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: He's just like, you know, we don't have to describe

700
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: we already know why we thought he was right, right,

701
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: he's not but he's not a traditional candidate. And you

702
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 1: know so I think, you know, this could just be

703
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: the Democrats. It's going populist and getting behind, you know more,

704
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: the people as opposed to you know, the D Triple

705
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: C who, as we've talked about before, the way they

706
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: evaluate a candidate. They look in their phone and see

707
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: how much fundraising money they have, like in their rolodex. Yeah,

708
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: and it's funny now that D trip will see now

709
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: or like after McGrath one, they're like, she was a hard,

710
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: battle tested can Like they're changing their tune. They've they've

711
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: done that if you touch them, because yeah they should.

712
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is such a huge year for

713
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: women running for office, and it shows you that. I mean, Yo,

714
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 1: it's time, it's time, it's time, it's it's time. And

715
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: they are the cap didn't know? Nice? Yeah like that.

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00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be

717
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: right back and we're back and Miles, we might be

718
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: out of a job pretty soon. Yeah, I mean, not

719
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: only are we second rate podcasters, were actually third rate medians. Uh,

720
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: And now there is a robot that is going to

721
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: be taking the jobs of third grade comedians like ourselves. Uh.

722
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: There is a Twitter account called headliner Tron, which is

723
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: a Twitter bot that's created by a community named cj

724
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: Hernandez And basically they fed over thirty thousand words of

725
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: stand up comedy transcripts taken from shows by people like

726
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, Sarah Silverman, mulaney. And they're basically using like

727
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,479
Speaker 1: a predictive text generator to create jokes based on these things.

728
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: And it's weird. Some of the jokes are so weird.

729
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: They're kind of funny. It's like a comedy. Yeah, it's weird.

730
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: It's weird. I mean sometimes they make no sense, but

731
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: you'll just laugh because and a club they always make

732
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: no sense. Yeah, that's true. A v club pulled some

733
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: of the funny ones here. So this is another one.

734
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 1: I hate going to dinner with my girlfriend. She doesn't

735
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: even alcohol at all. That's completely out of respect for

736
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: the unborn. It's crazy. She just got tattoo of her

737
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 1: uterine lining too. Okay, um, that is crazy. This this one.

738
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: She sounds like a pretty feminist. They say two people

739
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: are never the same person. That's in the Bible. Okay,

740
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: huh uh huh. Then let's see some there's some some

741
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: hotter material. Time of my life was when my dad

742
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: gave me the sex Talk. Oh yeah, seventy two hours later,

743
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: I was getting boners just like this, So presumably the

744
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: performer has a boner and just like this another one

745
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: you ever woke up and came on your ass? I

746
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: guess so I don't know the headline. No. See, that's

747
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: how comedy works is you say something that everyone can

748
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: identify with and it's just so or it's just so

749
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: absurd and offensive or blew that you're like, yeah, I

750
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: don't know if that doesn't make sense, but he's aid

751
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: iron is actually something that like the funniest guy in

752
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: fifth grade would have said that would have like cracked me.

753
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this guy right here's exactly give me that

754
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: Ravens revenge. Uh. And also this is another one, you know,

755
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: and I really like when I got married for thirty

756
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: two years instead of making love to me, she didn't

757
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, So shout out to headliner Tron just

758
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: algorithmic construction. Dude, you're a comedy writer, right, what do

759
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: you think of that? That's you're in trouble if it's

760
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: not hard enough in the industry given the Twitter assistant. Yeah,

761
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 1: I guess so, man, Like you know what I might

762
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: just do. I might just get one of those and

763
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: then copy and paste and be like, yeah, I wrote it. Yeah, dude,

764
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I was listening to this thing on NPR about this

765
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: reminds me of like Google's new like personal assistant and

766
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: the vocal recognition. It's just so it sounds just like

767
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: a human. Now. I think they they say um and

768
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, I'll take it around U thirty, Do

769
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: you have anything? Okay? And it's just like they have

770
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: to put disclaimers now, like hey, this is yah ahead

771
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: of it to be like just so you know, you

772
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: talk to a robot, it's gonna sound kind of like

773
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: a human, but it's going to trip you out. Don't

774
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: be weird about it, you guys. Doesn't that totally ruin

775
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: the point being? Well, I think they need to because

776
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: that's where we get into a weird area, right where

777
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: like when we don't know for interacting with human beings anymore.

778
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of you know, passing the Tory test an illusion. Yeah,

779
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: but I would use it if it made people think

780
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: that I had a personal assistant who could like do

781
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: right haircut appointments for me, Yeah, it feels so cool

782
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,879
Speaker 1: and feel cool, But then I guess it's just sort

783
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: of like what's the end road look like? You know

784
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, because this is the kind of thing

785
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: where everyone goes, Wow, that's so cool, and then cut

786
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: to like, you know, like in China, cops already wearing

787
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: glasses that have facial recognition to be like, oh, this

788
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 1: man's criminal. You know what I mean? Yeah, my Google

789
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: assistant starts dating my wife exactly like oh ship. They're like,

790
00:44:53,440 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: isn't Jack a total cock coland close bareness cold? But

791
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: this is the first time they're saying that it's so

792
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: good at passing the turn test that they have to

793
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: do the just but just in this context, yeah, of

794
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: just the phone call conversation, because if it's any creating appointment, Yeah,

795
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: if it's anything outside of that, it will probably fall

796
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: apartment like Okay, your name is and where'd you go

797
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: to high school? Like ha ha pm right, and then

798
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: she didn't. You're like, I like this person. All right,

799
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: We want to talk about one of the new patron

800
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: saints of this podcast, a gentleman by the name of

801
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: Michael Rotondo. Yes, he is a thirty year old New

802
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 1: Yorker being evicted by his parents. Yeah, so he's thirty,

803
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: his parents want him out of the house. I mean,

804
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: it's the thine that makes this thing. So New York

805
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: parents win legal battle to evict son thirty. Yeah, like, damn,

806
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: it got bad if they're like, honestly, Michael, we're gonna

807
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: have to just we're gonna have to go to court

808
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: if you don't prove it. Yeah, prove it well. And

809
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: guess what he did because he was his own motherfucking

810
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: attorney and represented himself in court, and the judge was, like,

811
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: I think, just patronized him whole I was just probably

812
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: in disbelief of what was in front of her. There's

813
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: just such But did they make him sign a renter's contract?

814
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: Did he have a lease? Exactly? If he doesn't have

815
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: a lease, can you a victim? Right? Not? In California? California,

816
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: ask my mom, that's my that's my You can just

817
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: walk into someone's house and be like I live here. Now,

818
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: that'll work in California. But yeah, this, dude, I'm sorry,

819
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 1: Can you say that again? California is very very nice

820
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: to squatters. Yeah, very hard, Yeah for real. Yeah, I'm

821
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: trying to buy house, but if I could just squat

822
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: in one and oh yeah yeah, come on, guys, start

823
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: off because I saw someone Zillo that are definitely being foreclosed.

824
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: They need some renovations. I'm like, oh, I see like

825
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: you can't even see on the inside. Yeah. Yeah, and

826
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: I could just live in it, just living there. You

827
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: just get a tetan a shot first. But how do

828
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: I legally come on? Guys like, I'm so excited about this.

829
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just have any like Google personal assist.

830
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 1: If we have any licensed lawyers who specialize in squatters rights,

831
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: please contact give you guy and Michael Rotondo. Yeah, I'll

832
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: tell you all about it, attorney. First of all, this dude,

833
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: when you look at a picture of him, looks like

834
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: Mandy Patinkin mixed with Martin Star. Yeah it's Martin Star

835
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: playing Mandy Patinkin. He looks like he's lived from the

836
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: Princess Bride. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. He just

837
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 1: looks like he's lived a hard, hard life. Um. Yeah,

838
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: it's crazy when you look thirty and you look like

839
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: you were like want of Rasputin Tomies. I guess when

840
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Speaker 1: you your parents have caddly your whole life. I guess

841
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Speaker 1: that does aid you quicker, We get off my back

842
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, you can only imagine if he's actually

843
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: representing himself in court, like how he was trying to

844
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 1: justify him like, oh, your honor, may I ask, isn't

845
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: it the responsibility of a parent to nurture and to

846
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: house and protect your children despite their age? Does that

847
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: relationship still not last? And therefore the foregoings such as

848
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: such as unhanceforth, I shall buy here, demand that I

849
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: stay in my room, my honor. Uh, an actual quote

850
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: from the proceedings. I don't see why they can't just

851
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: you know, wait a little bit for me to leave

852
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: the house. Mr Rotondo argued, as his parents looked on

853
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: sitting with their lawyer. Again, just you have to be

854
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: either an actual psychopath or just the most sheltered person

855
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: in the world to represent yourself in a court of law.

856
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: Like that's just, uh, that never works out that well,

857
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: I see, having Well, it's none of my business. What

858
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: could you imagine dating this man? No, no, it's not.

859
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't think he's leaving the house. I mean he

860
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,479
Speaker 1: probably is. Well, he refuses to get a job because

861
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,759
Speaker 1: there's that queer eye episode with that comedian that lives

862
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: in his parents basement or that house that's the new Netflix. Yeah, yeah,

863
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know what was that person's story.

864
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: He just didn't move out. He's a comedian and just

865
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: lives there. But I had a social life. Yeah, he's

866
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: a comic. I guess. I don't know, but I can't.

867
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 1: I was like, would I go home to a parents home?

868
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: And it's like, no, no, because I think that says

869
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: something about you, just personality wise, Like I mean, it's

870
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 1: one thing my parents taught me, not just to go

871
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: for myself or to what is it be able to

872
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 1: afford my things myself? What is the word I'm looking for? Independent? Independent?

873
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: My parents defanged me and actually robbed me of the

874
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: abilities to be independent. Therefore, I believe it is my

875
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,479
Speaker 1: right to actually they have created me. I'm a little

876
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: worried for this guy. It feels like like putting this

877
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: guy out into the world on his own feels a

878
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: little like putting like my dog has a hard enough time.

879
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 1: Were comparing him to a dog. My dog is like

880
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: anytime a human or other dog approaches him, he rolls

881
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: on his back and shows them his belly, just to

882
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: be like, hey, we're all cool. He has like you

883
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: can literally eat my soft underside if you would like. Like,

884
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: I feel like this is like just putting him out

885
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: into the well. But you know what, this is the

886
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: mentality the parents had that allowed this man lived there

887
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: for thirty years. I should make my dog, you should

888
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: get a job. You've got no business being here. Already

889
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: got two sons, I got a raise. I don't need

890
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: a third one. So what you got two sons? I

891
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: have two sons and a dog and a dog that

892
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 1: the one whose food I need too soften because his

893
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: teeth aren't strong enough, and watching, and he's gonna be

894
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: there until he's thirty checks. That's somehow he lives. But

895
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: they even they gave him a thousand bucks to leave,

896
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: like they were trying to and he was like, well,

897
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: I don't have any good work experience, and then like

898
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 1: there are jobs available even for people with poor work history.

899
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: So it seems like he was making a lot of excuses.

900
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,879
Speaker 1: The other thing was like he didn't do anything around

901
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: the house either. That's the one thing is that you

902
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: do something that was brought into the courtroom. They were

903
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: like he never helped with any of the church. How

904
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: do you live in a place and just not contribute

905
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: anything at all because you were a leech? You're a parasite. Yeah,

906
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean I remember when I stopped working in politics

907
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: and trying to switch back and getting into comedy. I

908
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: moved back home and there's no fucking way I could

909
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, like food because she was shaming

910
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: and she's good at that, as you've seen it on

911
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 1: my Twitter. My mom's a savage. You know. She wasn't

912
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 1: standing for that ship. Yeah, maybe that is just all

913
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,919
Speaker 1: parenting is, is like stilling enough shame and your kids

914
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 1: that a healthy about healthy and the amount of shame. Yeah,

915
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: not overdoing it, but don't crush me, but you know,

916
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: let me feel the heat still. And this brings up

917
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: a study that you were pointing out today, Miles about

918
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: eighties babies. You eighties babies, and we are apparently the

919
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: most economically screwed fucked I think is the technical term,

920
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: the brokest generation of them all. So this study was

921
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: done by like the FED in I forget which Federal

922
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: Reserve bank and the local Okay, well check this out. Uh.

923
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: They were saying that the meeting net worth of those

924
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: born around in the Reagan years was around thirty four

925
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: percent lower than what past trends would predict for their

926
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 1: age group versus like gen Xers were just eighteen percent behind.

927
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: So like, we're just disproportionately under performing in terms of

928
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: like our finances and things like that. And know what

929
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: they're saying is it's not what it's being earned or

930
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: like the savings habits, because apparently, contrary to popular belief,

931
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: americans born in the eighties we actually put away more

932
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: money at higher rates than boomers or Gen xers did

933
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: at this age. Yeah, but instead it just boils down

934
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: to houses and debt. So a lot of us eighties babies,

935
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: you don't got a lot of college debt, got a

936
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 1: lot of credit card debt. I didn't go to. Yeah, well, hey,

937
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: some of us got that that debt, and uh, well

938
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: you're lucky, you know what I mean. And now you're

939
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,360
Speaker 1: doing better, so you might look smarter than most of

940
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: us now trying to feel good about Hey, well you

941
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: about to buy a house, so look at you. Um,

942
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: but I think, yeah, not really, but I've been looking. Look,

943
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: it's gonna be legally have accident now that I've heard

944
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: about squatters, right, so that uh zillo is just more

945
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: of like a squatting airblance next squads. Yeah, so they're

946
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: saying like, yeah, we're underperforming. I think it's because of

947
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: things like student debt, auto loans, credit card balances. UH

948
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: just don't own homes, don't really have stop box and

949
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: things like that. So when as the prices go up,

950
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: we just miss out on ship like that and housing.

951
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: I mean people who own homes. That's like one of

952
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: the key ways to add to your net worth and

953
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,840
Speaker 1: like sort of stabilize your net worth around something. And

954
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: when a lot of eighties babies were getting out of

955
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: college into the workforce, the fucking financial crisis hit and

956
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: nobody was building up enough money to ship. I was

957
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: living off credit cards by the time college ended. I

958
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: had some credit cards using then I graduated motherfucking two

959
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: thousand seven. Okay, And I walked into a bus staw.

960
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: I would work at a T shirt shop. You walked

961
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: into a bus. I walked into a bus. I was

962
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: cut in half. Yes, thanks to h thanks scientology. They

963
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: really prepared me now in operating theting um. No, it

964
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: was just like it was a terrible time. I remember

965
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: really being so disillusioned with like what I was gonna

966
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: do because everything was like there's no money on earth anymore.

967
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: And I was wandering and I found comedy and then

968
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: my mom shamed me and I got a house. I

969
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 1: can't believe you ran into a bus. Yeah, I'm just

970
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: uh um. But I do think this is something that

971
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: millennials will get through, will live through, and you know,

972
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 1: eventually will be more uh frugal and you know, ready

973
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: for whatever comes down the lawn. But also it's not

974
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: our fucking fault either, so it's not like you yeah, exactly.

975
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: I think once the baby boomers are all retired or

976
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: died off, it's going to be good for the country

977
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: in terms of financial responsibility because you're going to have

978
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: a generation, right that actually is worried and you know,

979
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: knows what it means, knows the value of a dollar. Yeah,

980
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: And I'll be telling people, you know, I graduated in

981
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,279
Speaker 1: two thousand and seven and walked into a buzz saw

982
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 1: walk into a bus. Look, I couldn't just slowly slowly.

983
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't know it's a phrase. Oh is it really

984
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: a phrase? Oh? I thought you were doing a bit. No,

985
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 1: I thought I think really, I've never heard that phrase

986
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: in my life. Also, my dad's a carpenter, so I

987
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: really yeah, I walked into a bus off, folks, don't

988
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 1: take his hat off. Don't take your hat off. It's like,

989
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to look up that phrase. My group

990
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: we did never talk about my micro I love love that.

991
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: You were like, damn the whole time. Literally walked into

992
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: a buzz Yeah, I'm clumsy, and you know I didn't

993
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: get OSHA training. I was like, where are you cut?

994
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: That's why we're hoodies and pants all the time? Right ever, Yep,

995
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure of having you. Thank you for

996
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: having me. Where can people find you? You can find

997
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: me on the internet. E V E R M A

998
00:56:56,719 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 1: I N A R D M, Twitter and Instagram. Nobody

999
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: really uses Facebook anymore, Okay except for my mom. What's up? Uh?

1000
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: Dot com too? We gotta dot COM's um Yeah, you

1001
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: can find me around. I do a lot of shows,

1002
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: so I always post them on their Twitter and Instagram.

1003
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: Not so much. One of the funniest people out there.

1004
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: Thank you. Check her out cheer Miles. Yes, what what

1005
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:27,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna say? I'm a big fucking slut. I walked

1006
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: into a bus, Miles. Where can people find you, well,

1007
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: you can find me actually nursing my bus saw injuries

1008
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: so I get back. But if you're looking for me

1009
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 1: on social media, I am at Miles of Gray on

1010
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 1: Twitter and Instagram. Also, guys, zeitgang, listen up. Okay, so

1011
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: Monday is Memorial Day. It's a holiday. We're gonna take

1012
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: the day off, but we want to leave you guys

1013
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 1: something to listen to because you know, we want to

1014
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: you know, we gotta keep you all tapped in. So

1015
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do is do a little am a

1016
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: type thing. So if you have any questions for us

1017
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,000
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1018
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,960
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1019
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,240
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1020
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,560
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1021
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 1: but please get those questions in by Friday eight a m.

1022
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: Pacific time. That way we have them, we can record

1023
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,320
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1025
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,160
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1029
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: link off to the information that we talked about in

1030
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as the song we ride out

1031
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: on mine. What's that gonna be? You know, I've just

1032
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: been listening to a lot of Dilla again. Sorry, guys,

1033
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: I love him. No, I can't, I cannot, but I

1034
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: was thinking about a Jilla song. I was like, no,

1035
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: let's do a sort of a flip. So this is

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00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: a Flying Lotus sort of flip of slum Villages fall

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Speaker 1: the group, and he produced the song fall in Love.

1039
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: But this is the fly flip. So it's a little

1040
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: more viby, a little more mellow, you know, because I'm

1041
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 1: a paper by Chasa. So just check out Flying Lotus,

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00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: fall in Love, his little g mixes, remixes, flip. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna write out on that. We will be back

1044
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. Talk to you

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