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Speaker 1: Hey is Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and it's

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Speaker 1: a podcast. Welcome to it.

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Speaker 2: All, right, let's get it going.

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Speaker 3: It is time for us to recognize our hero of

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Speaker 3: the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning and

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Speaker 3: for this week's hero, we're headed to Florida to it

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Speaker 3: full of heroes, and we're talking about a fifty two

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Speaker 3: year old man whose name we do not know. Wow,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna understand why though in a second here. But

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Speaker 3: he had a history of bad migraines and went to

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Speaker 3: see the doctor recently because for some reason they seem

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Speaker 3: to be getting worse. They felt more severe, lasted longer

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Speaker 3: than before, and he'd have these pounding headaches for a

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Speaker 3: week straight.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's terrible.

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Speaker 3: He kept happening over and over again for months, until

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Speaker 3: finally his doctor came back with a brand new diagnosis

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Speaker 3: and found good news. It's actually not migraines.

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Then turns out he had a giant tapeworm in his head.

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Speaker 3: You can get one there, yes, you can, apparently, how

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Speaker 3: do you get it up there? Well, they figured out

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Speaker 3: that he had eaten some month old bacon that went bad,

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Speaker 3: and of course he's the type of guy who likes

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Speaker 3: his bacon soft and chewy.

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Speaker 1: Cannot be trusted.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't trust anyone who likes wiggly bacon.

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Speaker 3: If he'd cooked it just a little bit more, probably

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Speaker 3: would have killed the parasite that was hiding in there.

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Speaker 3: But that's right, mister Limp Bacon doesn't do it that way,

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Speaker 3: so he unknowingly ate the tapeworm which got up into

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Speaker 3: his brain and laid some eggs.

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Speaker 1: Could not have been more gross, I know.

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Speaker 3: Well, thankfully he's okay now because they gave him a

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Speaker 3: deworming medication that's also used on large dogs, and his

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Speaker 3: symptom is finally improved after about two weeks side.

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Speaker 2: Effects from.

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Speaker 5: Us a shot collar that's meant for large dogs. I mean,

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Speaker 5: we are only one step away from this, that's.

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Speaker 3: Right, So it's coming up. But first, congratulations to mister

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Speaker 3: Limp Bacon and Jeffery's hero of the week. Now let's

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Speaker 3: get on to the shockolic question of the day and

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Speaker 3: send it over to the opposite of mister Limp. That's

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Speaker 3: our own digital Tay.

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Speaker 6: When I checked today's calendar, I was tickled, so I

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Speaker 6: asked to please stop tickling.

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Speaker 2: His ribs though.

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Speaker 6: But then after that, that's when I learned that today

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Speaker 6: is the birthday of not just one, but two famous celebrities. Wow,

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Speaker 6: comedian Dane Cook and multi talented megastar Queen Latifa.

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Speaker 1: I really like one of those people.

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Speaker 6: It's the big two. So I immediately knew there was

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Speaker 6: only one way to properly honor these two legends of entertainment.

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Speaker 6: That's by quizzing you on famous cooks and queens in a.

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Speaker 7: Special edition of.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty THO.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Queen Lativa's funnier is that one of the questions.

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Speaker 4: We get it.

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Speaker 6: Every question will be about either a famous TV celebrity

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Speaker 6: chef or a famous royal queen.

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Speaker 5: Wow, Queen, I don't know a ton about either of

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Speaker 5: these people.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with the woman who leaves all the cooking

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Speaker 6: and queening to her roommates. That's Alexis Fuller. Alexis, give

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Speaker 6: me a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Please, let's go one.

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Speaker 6: Alexis. Celebrity chef Guy Fieri is known for his TV

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Speaker 6: show Diners, Drive Ins and Dives and his famous catchphrase

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Speaker 2: Oh uh Flavortown.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Flavortown is correct, Alexis is that also?

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Speaker 1: How you correctly say Guy Fieri's name?

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Speaker 6: I know, I didn't know that it was born Guy

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Speaker 6: Ferry and he changed it to something different. So he's

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Speaker 6: the one that's dialing.

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Speaker 1: It's not even a language thing, it's.

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Speaker 6: A Flavortown dial.

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Speaker 3: Flavor Town is a real city.

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Speaker 6: Right, Let's go to Brook. Gave me a number one

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Speaker 6: through twenty place seven. Brook on the list of top

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Speaker 6: five highest earning celebrity chefs. Gordon Ramsey's on there also

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Speaker 6: But the number one spot goes to a man named

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Speaker 6: Alan Wong from Japan. His net worth is over one

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Speaker 6: billion dollars thanks to a very popular Asian dish that

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Speaker 6: he received critical acclaim for here in America and now

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Speaker 6: you can find it in every city across the country.

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Speaker 6: What Asian dish is it?

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Speaker 8: Who?

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Speaker 1: He's Japanese?

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Speaker 5: Because at first I was thinking like orange chicken, right,

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Speaker 5: but that would be Chinese.

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Speaker 3: It's like the misushi burger.

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Speaker 7: Yeahs I mean.

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Speaker 5: But the thing is is it had to be somehow

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Speaker 5: trademark back to him, right if he was gonna make

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Speaker 5: gonna stick with even though it's not Japanese orange chicken.

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Speaker 6: Brooks scoring with orange chicken. Alan Wong made a bunch

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Speaker 6: of money with his popular take on It's incorrect, His

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Speaker 6: poke bowls Oh, a very famous recipe for pokey Alan

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Speaker 6: Wong's minute Poke. Let's go over to Jose. All right,

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Speaker 6: Alexis is still in it, brook is out? Jose. I

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Speaker 6: need a number one through twenty from you.

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Speaker 4: Let's go ten.

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Speaker 6: Number ten. Jose named this famous queen who is known

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Speaker 4: Oh, the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.

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Speaker 6: That's correct, Jose.

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Speaker 4: It's my favorite ride at Disney.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, I got it right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and that's all I'm bad?

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Speaker 6: Could work, Hose, Jeffrey, it's your turn. How about a number?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Nineteen, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: A very long time ago, a famous queen used eyeliner,

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Speaker 6: and not just for beauty purposes. The lead salt found

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Speaker 6: in it helped heckt her against eye disease. Name that queen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, nothing like put some blood up in your eyes.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I feel like this could fix

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Speaker 2: my eyelash allergy.

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Speaker 3: Fire with fire, And when I close my eyes and

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Speaker 3: picture a queen with eyeliner, I think of Freddie Mercury

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Speaker 3: from the band Queen. But I don't know if that's

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Speaker 3: what Jake is going for. Uh, I'm just gonna go

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Speaker 3: with a real queen. The Queen of Sheba. Oh, she

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Speaker 3: was Queen of Ethiopia from one sixty five to one

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Speaker 3: seventy three. A d and challenge the wisdom of King Solomon.

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Speaker 6: You know, of course, we all know that you don't.

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Speaker 6: Sheba written down to Queen of Sheba is incorrect.

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Speaker 7: I was looking for.

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Speaker 6: Cleopatra Egypt, very fierce eyes. We're down to Alexis and Jose.

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Speaker 6: Now the next wrong answer loses. Alexis need a number

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Speaker 6: one through twenty.

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Speaker 2: Please, Okay, I'll go number nine.

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Speaker 6: Before she mastered the arts of French cooking. This famous

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Speaker 6: celebrity used to be a spy for the United States. Yes,

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Speaker 6: what's her name?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I know this, You're supposed to know this.

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Speaker 2: I don't seen any female chef.

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Speaker 5: Cooking show is so famous?

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Speaker 2: Martha Stewart, Martha Stewart incorrect.

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Speaker 6: I thought I was looking for Julia Child and her

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Speaker 5: She's like the first famous famous cooking.

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Speaker 6: Before the CIA was created. She worked for the os

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Speaker 6: S the Opposite Strategic Services, and she's famous for creating

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Speaker 6: a shark repellent for Navy Seals's.

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Speaker 7: Got that wrong?

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Speaker 2: Good movie?

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Speaker 6: That means you've won today's game of I'm the Queen

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Speaker 6: twenty Jose.

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Speaker 3: Good work coming out on top, so you get to

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Speaker 3: choose to get shot today. And somebody's gonna be singing

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Speaker 3: Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.

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Speaker 10: I don't know whether to punish jeff for being too smart.

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Speaker 3: That's a punishment I suffer every single day. That's true,

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Speaker 3: So I gotta give it to there you go.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm bringing sexy bag.

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Speaker 1: The mother boys don't know.

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Speaker 11: How to.

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Speaker 2: Lean on that.

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Speaker 3: That's your Sean Collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 3: your phones have coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Once an object or an item is named something that's

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Speaker 3: kind of it, that's what it's called forever and it

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Speaker 3: rarely changes Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. But it

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Speaker 3: doesn't mean the Internet can't fantasize a little bit. And

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Speaker 3: I say that because there was a new online poll

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Speaker 3: update on the where people were asked, what's something you

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Speaker 3: think is badly named and come up with a better name.

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Speaker 3: So a lot of people had fun with that. Here's

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Speaker 3: some of the best answers. Number seven dentures should be

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Speaker 3: called substitutes.

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Speaker 1: Substitute.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, this list is gonna be full of puns.

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Speaker 3: I like it, but old people with their SSA's would

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Speaker 1: Yeah, substitute before they put the substitute.

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Speaker 3: Number six is labor contractions should be called birthquakes. Birthquakes.

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Speaker 5: I mean it does feel like the hurricane situation on

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Speaker 5: top of an earthquake, on top of like every natural

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Speaker 3: Oh, Brook really enjoyed me.

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Speaker 1: There's a tsunami that comes eventually.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's move Number five. Someone suggested that garbage men

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Speaker 3: should be renamed pickup artists, and pick up artists should

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Speaker 3: be called garbage men.

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Speaker 11: Yay.

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Speaker 3: Number four, jet skis should be botor cycles. Number three

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Speaker 3: astronomers should be named sky in tiss.

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Speaker 5: You would remember what an astronomer is though if you

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Speaker 5: called it a diet yet, that's a good point number two.

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Speaker 3: This is kind of cute. Donuts should be rebranded as

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Speaker 3: sugar bagels. It's cute but not donuts forever. And the

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Speaker 3: number one thing people want to rename olives instead, they

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Speaker 3: should be called greases pieces Greece because from the grease. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: maybe try one of those words out in the real world.

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Speaker 3: You see how people look at you.

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Speaker 1: I make it my kids olive if I call them that.

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Speaker 3: We're going to do Laser Stories right after this. It's

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Speaker 3: the radio segment that's taking over the jewelry industry with

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Speaker 3: a revolutionary new idea nobody else is doing. Okay, kidney stone.

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Speaker 12: Rings, don't be basic and proposed with a dumb diamond,

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Speaker 12: be different and asked for her hand with a custom

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Speaker 12: made fourteen care at kidney stove passed by your uncle Ralph.

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Speaker 1: Oh you don't even do the work for.

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Speaker 4: And then you can hear a pop ye comes out.

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Speaker 3: He runs in the fam fifteen percent off with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 3: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 3: and there's other jewel fools. Just don't this first Laser

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Speaker 3: Stories out of England fifty two year old Amelia Stevens

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Speaker 7: Nobody got to put it no drinking dry.

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Speaker 3: So he breathalyzed her, and she made it more complicated

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Speaker 3: than necessary. The cop explained she needed to blow steadily

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Speaker 3: Well, the cops said, how do you blow in? That's sucking.

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Speaker 10: It was all just an advertising came up with something cool.

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Speaker 7: Already?

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 10: Wait, you can't turn your if you can't see, you

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Speaker 10: If I'm on a date, I can be like, hey,

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Speaker 3: So to make sure you understand, these are all features

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Speaker 7: Who that really is?

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Speaker 1: I ain't the monthly subscription world that we live in

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Speaker 3: Well, luckily, Brooke, this is only happening for Audi Europe,

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Speaker 10: You want to stop, but that stopped one thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: Want to break This next laser story is out of

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Speaker 3: this keep it up, we might be eating blueberries like

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Speaker 1: Sounds amazing, squishy in the middle.

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Speaker 4: I want one.

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Speaker 3: I say that because a company in Australia called Custa

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Speaker 3: It's so bigs gonna be like like a normally normal blueberries,

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Speaker 1: Put it in my bowl of yogurt and it will

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Speaker 3: Entire They picked it in November, and they sat it

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Speaker 1: How did they grow it? So big, let's go with

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Speaker 3: The company says this won't be unusual in the upcoming years.

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Speaker 4: They do have like tons of antioxidants them too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're super food. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I guess what they say is true. Bigger actually

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Speaker 3: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: On Twitter or x you can pay extra to get

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Speaker 1: It's so confusing now, it's like, what is it worth

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Speaker 3: And on the dating apps, you can pay extra to

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah you can.

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Speaker 3: But you know what you can't buy. You can't buy

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Speaker 3: your way into being featured on our next segment, the

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Speaker 3: Loser Line. Oh, you have to actually earn that by

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Speaker 3: leading a voicemail so cringey that even your mom would say, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know that guy. You're gonna hear from the

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Speaker 3: select few who made it in a brand new batch

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Speaker 9: Wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 8: It's the laser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Okay, Let's

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Speaker 3: say a guy approaches you while you out at the

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Speaker 3: miss boy, but could you perhaps call me an ambulance

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Speaker 3: because your beauty is killing me right now? You know what,

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Speaker 3: We could skip the paramedics and you just give me

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Speaker 1: That's the reason why we've switched to compression only.

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Speaker 3: He says that, tell him that you appreciate an older

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Speaker 3: gentleman with you who has health benefits. Yeah, that's right,

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Speaker 3: I'm on Medicaid. And that's when you give him the

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Speaker 11: Hey, my name is James. I've never done anything like this.

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Speaker 9: Before.

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Speaker 11: But I saw this number on the bathroom wall. Isn't

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Speaker 11: I can definitely take it.

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Speaker 3: Take from the waist up.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what happens.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't either.

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Speaker 5: And I like how he said that he's never done

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Speaker 3: Had You always wonder who are the people that call

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, I feel like that woman had a better idea.

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Speaker 5: We could get this guy over here, get him like

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Speaker 5: clean up the studio.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I wonder if he's good with handy work, because

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Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 10: He was the one looking for a handy.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, waist up.

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Speaker 3: God, hands can work up there in different ways too.

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Speaker 9: Is this the manager of the dollar store?

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Speaker 8: You would send me to voicemail?

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Speaker 9: You cowered.

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Speaker 14: Here's a question, why.

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Speaker 15: Do you call yourself the dollar store when things cost

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Speaker 14: You know, I have five bucks on me.

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Speaker 8: I want five candy bars.

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Speaker 15: I got an inn argument with your registered lady.

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Speaker 9: I think her name was Kat or something.

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Speaker 15: So don't you Jack know that if you price something

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Speaker 15: higher than what you cram on your sign, it's false advertising.

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Speaker 15: And you know what, get ready for a class action

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Speaker 15: lawsuit and me hitting up every one of your stores

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Speaker 15: this weekend in one hundred miles radius. I'm gonna steal

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Speaker 15: all your toothpaste and.

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Speaker 5: I what you gonna do?

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Speaker 8: Huh?

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Speaker 9: What are you gonna doing?

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Speaker 3: Good idea to like, let the manager know that you're

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Speaker 3: coming to steal from their store before you do it.

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Speaker 7: My mom will join that classic.

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Speaker 5: There's a family dollar that opened close to my mom's

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't believe it. Some thing's worth three dollars?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh God, speaking of the dollar store, if

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey TikTok page, where you can find your loser

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Speaker 3: line of the week. There, along with special clips from

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Speaker 3: the show and Brooke walking on a treadmill while she's

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Speaker 3: dudes over sixty perven out to that video right now.

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Speaker 1: That is a very unflattering video.

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Speaker 3: Go check it out for yourself. Now let's get back

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Speaker 3: to the loser line.

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Speaker 16: Oh man, I was really hoping you'd answer. I've been

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Speaker 16: dying to talk to you if I had this gift

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Speaker 16: for you, and I've been working on it. Actually I

454
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Speaker 16: don't really have it yet, but I will, and I

455
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Speaker 16: need you to help me to get it. Okay, it's

456
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Speaker 16: just promise Ry. I get my ext girl friend and

457
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Speaker 16: she still has it. It looks so much more beautiful

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Speaker 16: on you. And I see this ring on on she's

459
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Speaker 16: always wearing on Instagram, and I know she still has it,

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Speaker 16: and I just keep thinking, maybe you can help me

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Speaker 16: go down in her place. You can sit on my

462
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Speaker 16: shoulders and kind of shimmy up through the window. Okay,

463
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Speaker 16: I drove by it last night. I know the windows open,

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Speaker 16: So I just can't stop thinking about you wearing this ring.

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Speaker 16: This is gonna be so romantic.

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Speaker 3: Romantic, it could be romantic. A little B and E

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Speaker 3: on a first date entering. Yeah, that could do with

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Speaker 3: a rom com about that story.

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Speaker 5: I have a special hatred for promise rings just from

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Speaker 5: the get go. So he lost me there, Oh my god,

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Speaker 5: did you get a promise ring from a guy back.

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Speaker 3: In middle school?

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Speaker 1: I never accept a promise ring. I think there's the

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Speaker 1: stupidest thing.

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Speaker 2: This is a good point. If this ring was worth more,

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Speaker 2: I might be down. We were talking a little bit

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Speaker 2: more carrots on it. I feel like it's one of

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Speaker 2: the engagement ring as.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's that. I think it's like a

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Speaker 3: plastic ring that you get out of one of those machines.

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Speaker 17: Christopher, this is me member. We met at the barricue.

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Speaker 17: I may or may not have been drinking marguerite us.

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Speaker 14: I'm seven in the morning.

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Speaker 13: I'm feeling treaty good. I'm gonna have a sip right

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Speaker 13: now for me, and let me have one for you.

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Speaker 11: Hmmm.

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Speaker 17: I think I'm just gonna have a little more.

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Speaker 14: Excuse me.

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Speaker 3: Brook's mom called the.

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Speaker 5: I really honestly think those were frozen Margarita's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, how do I know that?

492
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 3: Like motherlike daughter?

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00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 5: Lemons limes, orange juice, what's the difference?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It find Brooks recipe for a frozen up on the

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Speaker 3: brook and Jeffrey TikTok page, and you can listen to

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Speaker 3: the Loser Line regularly at this time every single week.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into your phone tappy.

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Speaker 8: Right after this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who's going to be attending

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Speaker 3: a wedding coming up, and she's not really close with

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Speaker 3: either side. It's a situation where her boyfriend is buddies

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Speaker 3: with the groom. She's like a plus one. Yeah right,

504
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Speaker 3: but she did put some of her own money towards

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Speaker 3: a nice gift off of their registries. What she doesn't

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Speaker 3: know is that while her gift was appreciated, it's not

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Speaker 3: white enough. You're gonna hear why in your phone tap

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Speaker 3: right now another.

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 9: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this Veronica?

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Speaker 5: Uh yes, I'm the planner for the Johansson wedding. My

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Speaker 5: name is Kken Coffee.

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Speaker 14: Oh hello, Hi.

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Speaker 5: You can call me Kay of course, but my friends

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Speaker 5: call me cake and coffee. Get it, Kken Coffee, cake

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Speaker 5: and coffee. You know it sounds like cake and coffee.

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Speaker 14: Oh okay, yeah, okay, sure.

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Speaker 5: It's funny that it took you a second to get

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Speaker 5: that little slow on the uptake.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, is this something that you need from me?

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Speaker 5: That is a great question. So I'm touching base with

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Speaker 5: all the wedding guests. We're just a few short weeks

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Speaker 5: away from the big day, really, and I'm just looking

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Speaker 5: through my notes. It looks like, actually, are you friends

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Speaker 5: with a brighter groom?

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Speaker 14: My boyfriend Alex is really really close to the groom,

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Speaker 14: so I'm basically like a plus one.

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Speaker 1: He's a pretty attractive guy, isn't he.

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Speaker 14: Who you mean, Alex or the groom?

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Speaker 5: Oh silly, I mean the groom to that big chunk

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Speaker 5: of man meat is off the market.

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Speaker 3: What I would do to that?

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Speaker 14: Wow, that's a little uncomfortable. I mean, I'm good because

535
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Speaker 14: I'm with Alex and he's obviously getting married.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, anyway, let's move forward. So I see you already.

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Speaker 5: Sent in a gift for the writing room to Marquis

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Speaker 5: by Waterford Treviso Crystal candlesticks. Ah.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, that's from me and Alex. I think they're really beautiful.

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Speaker 14: She's got great taste.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The couple wants you to know how grateful they are

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Speaker 5: for the generous gift, valued at one hundred and twenty dollars.

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Speaker 14: Okay, I'm sorry, what what is this all about? Is

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Speaker 14: this something that you need?

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Speaker 5: Iok so, I'm glad you asked, because they're just wondering

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Speaker 5: if you could just do a tad bit more.

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry the couple was wondering if I could do

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Speaker 14: a tad bit more. What.

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: You can understand. It's their one and only wedding day, so.

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Speaker 14: There's not going to be another, right, It's just that

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Speaker 14: I don't understand what it is that they want me

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Speaker 14: to do more of.

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Speaker 1: M still slow on the uptake.

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Speaker 14: I see, okay, okay, wow.

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Speaker 11: All right.

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Speaker 5: Based on my recommendation, I've had a couple institute gift

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Speaker 5: giving tears to prioritize wedding.

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Speaker 14: Guests, prioritize them for what though, I just don't understand

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Speaker 14: what's happening.

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Speaker 5: Like PBS Pledge Drive, you know, like you donate twenty dollars,

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Speaker 5: you get a koozie and a pen, but if you

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Speaker 5: donate one hundred dollars you get the koozy, pen and

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Speaker 5: ken Burn's Civil War on DVD.

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Speaker 14: I have other things I need to do today, so

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Speaker 14: if you could let me know what it is you

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Speaker 14: need for me, That's.

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Speaker 5: What I'm getting to so the candlesticks fall in these

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Speaker 5: zero I rode to one hundred and fifty dollars giftier,

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Speaker 5: So that's going to earn you admission only to this ceremony.

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry, I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to be allowed into the reception.

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Speaker 14: I'm not going to be allowed into the reception.

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Speaker 5: What it sounds like you want to go, which is

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Speaker 5: great because if you can just up it to two

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Speaker 5: hundred dollars to be in tier two, you'll not only

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Speaker 5: be allowed into the reception, cash bar all, but you'll

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Speaker 5: receive cake privileges.

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00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 3: Too, privileges you'll get to.

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Speaker 1: Eat the cake.

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Speaker 14: Here's got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: One piece per guess. Please don't steal the forks.

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Speaker 14: This can't be how weddings work out. This is just ridiculous.

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Speaker 5: No, eighty percent of the guest list is tier two

586
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Speaker 5: or higher. We get all the way up to five tiers.

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Speaker 14: I just picked something off the registries I thought was

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Speaker 14: pretty I don't understand what the problem is here.

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Speaker 1: This is what weddings are all about. Now, no cheap

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Speaker 1: o's allowed.

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Speaker 18: Timpos, how dare you your best friend?

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Speaker 14: And I went on their registry and I put out

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Speaker 14: a beautiful gift and I bought one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 18: Was extremely generous.

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Speaker 5: Actually it was valued at one hundred and twenty. So

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Speaker 5: you're kind of misrepresenting yourself right there.

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Speaker 18: I throw the dollar amount represent a friendship. Like they

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Speaker 18: made a registry for heaven's sake. I went on the registry.

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Speaker 14: I picked something that they said they want.

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Speaker 5: I will tell you that it was important to Alex

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Speaker 5: when I talked to him on the phone earlier today.

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Speaker 18: But he could you talk to Alex who's giving you

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Speaker 18: everyone's phone numbers?

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Speaker 14: You are a psycho?

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Speaker 5: He says that he might be kind of upset when

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Speaker 5: we called you for this prank phone.

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Speaker 18: Call, he said. He said, I what.

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Speaker 5: This is actually brought from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 18: Are you kidding me right now?

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Speaker 1: It's a phone tap.

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Speaker 7: It's all a joke.

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Speaker 14: I cannot this whole thing out. He said, you were.

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Speaker 5: Kind of on the fence about the wedding and wanted

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Speaker 5: us to message you really.

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Speaker 14: Like I don't even know these people.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even give me.

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Speaker 5: A chance to tell you about tier three where you

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Speaker 5: could have gotten some Jordan Allman, uh.

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Speaker 1: Party favors.

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Speaker 11: They call.

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Speaker 5: I guess I don't even know what Tier three is.

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Speaker 8: The wing of Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: What is the most impressive thing that someone can put

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Speaker 3: on their dating profiles? Interesting that they're related to Taylor Swift. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that they competed in the Tour de France.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: It's very impressive. They have a second tongue and it's

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Speaker 3: not located in their mouth.

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Speaker 1: Ayay.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, even if you combined all of those

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Speaker 3: things together, it still wouldn't be as cool as what

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Speaker 3: one of our listeners claim to fame. Is every single person,

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Speaker 3: every person listening, I promise has dreamed of doing this someday,

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Speaker 3: but he's worried it's attracting the wrong type of ladies.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear why in a brand new second date

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Speaker 3: update right after this second date update.

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Speaker 9: Date.

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Speaker 3: We've been doing these long enough to know that people

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Speaker 3: fib on their dating profiles. Yeah, and sooner or later

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00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 3: they're probably gonna get caught. Yeah, it doesn't matter if

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00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: that happens on your first date or four months into

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00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:33,719
Speaker 3: the relationship. When you say, hey, so those noises upstairs

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00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: aren't actually Rodents. It's my other secret family. So I

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Speaker 3: just gotta go back up there for dessert in like

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Speaker 3: five minutes, and then I'll come back down. We can

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Speaker 3: go out holding just like I promised.

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Speaker 5: I thought they were going to be living with their

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Speaker 5: parents Jeffrey, not a whole other family eventually.

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Speaker 3: And today our listener Ray says he's worried his lie

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00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 3: may come back to Biden and he wants to nip

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Speaker 3: it in the bud today. We're gonna figure out what's

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Speaker 3: going on in a second. But first, Ray, welcome to

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 9: How you doing, oh.

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Speaker 5: Man, probably better than you, Ray, I. And if you're

658
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 5: kevin on you admit that you lied about something. How

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00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 5: are you feeling?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I just kind of have like all this guilt,

661
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Speaker 9: and I know this isn't really like the normal process.

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Speaker 3: Are you talking in hush tones because your secret family's

663
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 3: in the other room and they're going to hear this?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, sorry, just a little nervous. I guess.

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Speaker 3: This is a safe space. You can be honest with

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Speaker 3: us and we'll try not to judge you. But before

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Speaker 3: we get into the whole thing, what is this girl's

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Speaker 3: name that you went out with. Why do you think

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Speaker 3: she's not calling you back?

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Speaker 9: Well, well, she calling me back.

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Speaker 1: Oh she is.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, she wants to definitely continue in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's her name?

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Speaker 9: Oh I'm sorry, I heard her name is Zoe?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, So you're you're excited about that piece, right,

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Speaker 5: that she wants to see you again?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, excited about that.

678
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Speaker 3: We don't do a lot of second date updates where

679
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: the other person wants to go out on another date

680
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: but they're calling us anyway.

681
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 10: This is like a big, big crazy lie, like I'm

682
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,239
Speaker 10: a completely different identity, or is just like, oh I

683
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 10: have a six toe I didn't talk about.

684
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 9: Well, I guess you'll have to be the judge of that.

685
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 3: Okay, Maybe maybe we're asking too many questions.

686
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted you to be on record that he

687
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 5: just asked us to judge him.

688
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: Okay, So whatever happens next, you asked me save.

689
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 3: Let's maybe start at the beginning with how you and

690
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 3: Zoe we met and what you did for your date.

691
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 9: So we met online? Yeah, I mean we started talking

692
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 9: and we went out to this like this real fancy

693
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 9: Italian restaurant.

694
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So you want to do impress or was

695
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:31,400
Speaker 1: that your idea?

696
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, that was kind of the goal. But I think

697
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 9: I made a mistake. You know, I guess on my

698
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 9: online profile, you know, I have this little section that

699
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 9: says that I won the lottery.

700
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 1: Oh god, and I actually did.

701
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 9: I won the lottery a couple of years back.

702
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 5: How much?

703
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: How much?

704
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 9: Round? Two million dollars?

705
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 7: Wratulations?

706
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 3: Man, I was expecting like a technicality, like I won

707
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 3: the lottery, the genetic lottery.

708
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be like five buck yeah,

709
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: scratch ticket.

710
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but two million dollars that's some serious cash.

711
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 11: Yeah.

712
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 9: It was great while it lasted.

713
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, journey blown through two million dollars.

714
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 8: House.

715
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 9: Well, I wish, I wish I bought a house.

716
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 5: Oh so you're one of those lottery ruined my life, Canada.

717
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 3: You blew the money on something else.

718
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 11: Yeah.

719
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 9: I bought this really cool hovercraftcraft. It's a boat that

720
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 9: can like drive on like land and.

721
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 10: Water, like one of those swamp boats.

722
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 3: I would I would show up to work in a

723
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 3: hovercraft and feel pretty good about myself. Practical. I mean no,

724
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 3: I didn't say it was practical. I would just feel.

725
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 5: Cool, Okay, But you don't have a house to store

726
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 5: the hovercraft at.

727
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: So what else did you get?

728
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 9: So when I hit another boat and then I got sued?

729
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:56,280
Speaker 3: Oh, you crashed your hovercraft? Okay, okay, and I'm guessing

730
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 3: you didn't have insurance on it.

731
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 9: Okay, No, I didn't know that you had it.

732
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

733
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it was kind of a vehicle thing.

734
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god. Why would you put this on

735
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 5: your dating profile if you don't have any money left?

736
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 2: But there's funny prompts like two truths and a lie

737
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 2: and stuff. I think this would be good for that.

738
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: Oh don't you think it's sending out the message that

739
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: I am rich?

740
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I'm not financially responsible.

741
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 19: I think it was funny to say you crash something.

742
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: It's a good question from Brooke there. Why did you

743
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: put it on your profile?

744
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 9: It's not a lie. I mean I did win it,

745
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 9: and I guess maybe if I want it once before,

746
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 9: I might be prone to winning it again.

747
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 3: You're a lucky guy and girls should should know that

748
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 3: about you. So how does all of this relate to

749
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 3: your date or whatever happened between you and Zoe?

750
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 9: Wow, that's the thing is because we went to this

751
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 9: bougie place and that she might, you know, have this expectation.

752
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: That you know, did you guys talk about it on

753
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: your date?

754
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, we talked about it, but you know, I

755
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 9: didn't say that I'm basically broke, now, know.

756
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 4: I think it's a cool story, like, how did you

757
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 4: win in?

758
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: What was you reaction?

759
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,800
Speaker 4: What's the first thing you buy? It's a good conversation.

760
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: I think it's a huge red flag that he spent

761
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 5: all the money, that there's nothing last I mean, just

762
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 5: that you're not very fiscally responsible.

763
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 3: It's the cool start of a story, but with a

764
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 3: very very sad ending.

765
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 8: Yeah.

766
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 7: Sure, I could have done a lot more with that.

767
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 3: And so now clearly you're worried that she's going to

768
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 3: find this out about you, that you blew your two

769
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: million dollars.

770
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: I hope he's worried that he has to tell her

771
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: the truth. Jeff, Well, yeah.

772
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 9: I'm really not worried about any of that. I'm just

773
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 9: worried about her expectations and more expensive dates that I

774
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 9: really can't afford.

775
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 5: Okay, so did you actually call it because you know,

776
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 5: we give a free gift card at the end of that,

777
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 5: is that what's going on?

778
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 9: The gift card wouldn't her right now, that's for sure.

779
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what are we doing here though? Because she

780
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 5: already wants to go out with you?

781
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: So what's our question for her?

782
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 9: Well, I'm hoping that when you ask her about the date,

783
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 9: she likes me for me and not really my money,

784
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 9: and that's the case that we can continue. And that's

785
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 9: what I'm hoping for. Question.

786
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 4: I get the vie.

787
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: You're trying to read the room.

788
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: All right, So we're gonna call Zoe and try to

789
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: get her to vastly lower her expectations on you and

790
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 3: still want to go out with you when we come

791
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 3: back and do your second date update right after this.

792
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, man, hold on second date update

793
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 3: if you're just joining us. We got a lottery winner

794
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,319
Speaker 3: on the phone with us right now who took home

795
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 3: two million bucks a few years ago. Unfortunately, he blew

796
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 3: pretty much all of it on quote a bunch of

797
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 3: dumb crap, including a hovercraft that he ended up crashing

798
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 3: into a boat, yeah, with no insurance. So but look,

799
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 3: he seems like a really good hearted dude who met

800
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 3: a nice woman recently named Zoe. She already wants to

801
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 3: see him again. But he's a little bit worried that

802
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 3: the expectations of dating a millionaire because she doesn't know

803
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: that he blew all the money yet could break them

804
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: before they even get started on this relationship.

805
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 2: That's the thing.

806
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: It does kind of feel like a lie, even though

807
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: you did win the lottery.

808
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 5: Like the way you're portraying it isn't fully honest.

809
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 3: But Brooke, he shouldn't be on his profile like, hey,

810
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm broke after winning the lottery. I

811
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 3: meant to be funny but not romantic. Like, no, girl's

812
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 3: gonna swipe on that.

813
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 2: I know.

814
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like I mean, let's be honest.

815
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 3: Oh god, if you have a net worth of under

816
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 3: five million dollars, She refuses to remember.

817
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 7: Who you are. I don't think I remember either.

818
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 3: No, it's a I got this, it's Ray, look notes,

819
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 3: I wrote it down, job y.

820
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: I heard lottery winner and everything else went blank. Ray.

821
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, they have to see most people, that's all they

822
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 9: could think about.

823
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, just I know. I I'm just saying you kind

824
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: of misrepresented the fighting.

825
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: She thought he only won ten dollars like we did.

826
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 3: When we'll stop doubling down on Ray here and called Zoe.

827
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 3: And remember, we're trying to figure out if she really

828
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 3: likes Ray for Ray or if she was just mesmerized

829
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 3: by the lottery.

830
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 5: Winner, if she thought she won the dating lottery meeting

831
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 5: a lottery winner.

832
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 3: All right, here we are. I'm in the dollar number

833
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 3: right now. Hello, Hi, we're looking for Zoe. Hey, Zoe.

834
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,240
Speaker 3: I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

835
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 3: in the Morning.

836
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: Zoey on the air with us.

837
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: You might see my face up on a billboard in

838
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 3: a city near you.

839
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 7: We have been on.

840
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 2: Billboard upside down on the billboard one time. Yeah, it

841
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 2: was an accident, Okay, but you know what, I thought.

842
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: I got more intention than when were right side of

843
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: Everyone remembers that one.

844
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 3: But Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're good

845
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 3: friends with a guy that you know named Ray.

846
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 18: Okay, Hi, Yeah, hello, Hi.

847
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: I know Ray, cute Ray that you went to on

848
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: a date with.

849
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, And we heard a little bit about

850
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 3: the date. Ray said he had a blast with you

851
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 3: at dinner the other night and wants to see you again.

852
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 20: Well that's great, but he's not showing it because I've

853
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 20: been trying to hang out with him again. And he's

854
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 20: not respondible.

855
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 7: I seek. Yeah, I know.

856
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: He actually had a really good time.

857
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he knows that you've been wanting to see him.

858
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 3: Ray is just kind of like a reserved type of

859
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: guy though, and he needs like a third party to

860
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 3: come and help him gage like what you really think

861
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 3: about him?

862
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 20: So you guys are like his assistants, like for him,

863
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 20: he more than our own.

864
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: This is free, but yeah paid, we're doing this out

865
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 3: of the kindness of our hearts.

866
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 5: He just seems like a nice guy who's interested in you.

867
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 5: And so what do you.

868
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 3: Think about Ray?

869
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 20: I mean, I had a good time. I've been wanting

870
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 20: to get together with him again.

871
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: Okay, can I ask what did you like about him?

872
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 14: Yeah?

873
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 20: He just like was nice and normal and he had

874
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 20: some really interesting things about himself that you know, other

875
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 20: people don't have, and so he was unique in that way.

876
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 14: Like, well, it was cool. He told me that he.

877
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 20: Won the lottery at some point, and you know, I

878
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 20: placed rash off like every week, and I was just like, oh,

879
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 20: that's so cool that someone actually won.

880
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 7: Like you exist.

881
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't find that part very interesting about him.

882
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 3: I was more focused on his personality, like if him

883
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 3: and I were like best friends, that wouldn't be the

884
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 3: first thing that I would mention about Ray.

885
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 19: Really, I feel could come up when I'm drunk if I.

886
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 11: Make money.

887
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 3: That just speaks to the type of person that that's honest.

888
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 3: The thing is, Zoe, Ray has had some bad experiences

889
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 3: before with women who maybe were in it for the

890
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 3: wrong reasons.

891
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 9: Yeah.

892
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 20: I mean at this age in our lives, we've all

893
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 20: had bad experiences with people.

894
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 9: And sure, so.

895
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 3: Let's say that Ray was the same exact guy that

896
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 3: you went out with to dinner the other night, but

897
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 3: he did not have the lottery attached? Would you still

898
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 3: like him?

899
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 20: I mean, that's like part of who he is, and

900
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 20: that's like part of his story.

901
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 3: Like I true, that's a small part though if you

902
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 3: cut that part out, would you still love Ray? For Ray?

903
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 20: Oh, I don't love anyone yet. Let's just be clear.

904
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 20: I enjoyed getting to know him and I wanted to

905
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 20: go on another date with him.

906
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 5: So but if you took I think what Jeffrey's asking is,

907
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 5: if the lottery wasn't involved at all, would you still

908
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 5: want to go out another.

909
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 1: Day with him?

910
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 9: So?

911
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 20: Are you telling me that he didn't win a lottery?

912
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's totally true.

913
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 4: He won the lottery a while ago.

914
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 5: Some of the expectations that come with winning aren't what

915
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 5: I know.

916
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 3: It's it's complicated. It's kind of hard for us to

917
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 3: tell you. It'd be easier to just let Ray explain

918
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 3: it himself because he's on the other line listening right now.

919
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 20: What in the world is going on?

920
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 9: This is like super weird.

921
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, the second day calls do get kind of weird sometimes,

922
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 3: but Ray really is there and he wants to speak

923
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 3: with you.

924
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 9: Ray Joy, how you doing super confused?

925
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 20: How are you doing right?

926
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 9: I'm sorry for all this, you know, I just wanted

927
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 9: to really just try to, you know, understand how genuine

928
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 9: you are in liking me. Yeah, okay, you know. So

929
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 9: it's true I did win the lottery, but I also

930
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 9: you know, I don't have any any of the money

931
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 9: left over. Employ it not.

932
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: A lot you we're just going to drop that.

933
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't have any of it

934
00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 9: at all.

935
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: There's the truth.

936
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 3: Okay. We put it all out there for you, Zoe.

937
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: Okay, which is admirable that.

938
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: He lost all his money, I guess, yeah.

939
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 2: That's fun money anyway, that.

940
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 1: He's coming clean, Zoe, he's coming clean.

941
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 20: No, that's nice, Like I appreciate that he's coming clean,

942
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 20: but like, why did you lie to me? Yeah, it's

943
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 20: like if I put a profile picture up of me

944
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 20: weighing fifty extra pounds than I do now, Like at

945
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 20: one point I was that skinny, you mean less?

946
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: Should he have sent you a picture of his wallet

947
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 3: before you guys met up, just to prove it.

948
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: I think she's saying he's zending himself wrong.

949
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean it's more of like a fun story

950
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 9: that I have. You know, I never once said that

951
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 9: I still had the money.

952
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,280
Speaker 20: You took me out to a beautiful restaurant and acted

953
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 20: like you had a bunch of money, and I'm not.

954
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 20: I'm not trying to say that I'm after your money,

955
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 20: but like when you sweep a woman off of her,

956
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 20: you're giving her an expectation.

957
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 9: Well, you can't be after my mind, because I don't know.

958
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 20: She said she wasn't after her, Like I'm being honest,

959
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 20: I'm more concerned about your character.

960
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 3: Why why are you serious because he's a former millionaire

961
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 3: and not a current millionaire.

962
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 5: Because he's representing himself as a millionaire and he's not.

963
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 2: She's got a nice first date. What do you want? Well,

964
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 2: take it to Chipotle.

965
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 5: How much of the conversation was about the lottery.

966
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 20: It wasn't like the first thing that we talked about,

967
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 20: but you know, you talk about things that are on

968
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 20: the profile. So it was like, how did you win?

969
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,479
Speaker 20: What game did you play?

970
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 16: Like?

971
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 9: What were your numbers?

972
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: Like?

973
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 18: I play.

974
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 20: I want to know.

975
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 4: It's a fun game to play even when you don't win.

976
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 9: Guys like, if you want to know what it's about though, Well, hey,

977
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 9: you know, I'm just letting you know I'm not. I'm

978
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 9: not done playing the lottery. I mean there's a chance

979
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 9: that I still really could win again.

980
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: And that's yourself.

981
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 9: You're gonna win again, bro Well, I know, I mean

982
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 9: a couple hundred bucks a week or something so much.

983
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 1: You told us you were broke.

984
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 9: Well, yea, I broke after I buy the tickets, but not.

985
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 3: Before you're putting all of your financial future into the lotto.

986
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, like I said before, I got lucky once, it'll

987
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 9: happen again.

988
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: That's what they say. Lightning always strikes in the same

989
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 3: place two times, every time.

990
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 5: Always, And I'm sure that's what any financial advisor would

991
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 5: would tell you, and.

992
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 3: This is just like your first date. It's gonna strike

993
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 3: a second time as soon as we offer to send

994
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 3: you guys out on another date.

995
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 9: And they promised the gift cards too, so we don't

996
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 9: have to worry about that.

997
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 20: Yeah, if I'm being honest like Ray, I would want

998
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 20: you to become an adult before we.

999
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 9: Ever want on a second date again.

1000
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,320
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Ray, I'm sorry. Man, looks like she doesn't

1001
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 3: want to go out with you after all.

1002
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 9: That's what I called the kind of figured should be

1003
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 9: a go digger.

1004
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 15: You're an idiot.

1005
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 8: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1006
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 3: Man. I feel really bad for Ray and for all

1007
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 3: of the listeners who have reached out for help lately,

1008
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 3: because this is the fourth listener in a row Brooks

1009
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 3: called a liar.

1010
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 2: Here's a liar.

1011
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 5: I never said that he told the truth. He just

1012
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 5: misrepresented himself.

1013
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 3: That is different represent himself.

1014
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 2: He pretended like he was rich.

1015
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 7: No he didn't, Yes he did.

1016
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: He took her out to a nice restaurant. He bragged

1017
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,760
Speaker 1: that he won the lottery.

1018
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: He didn't brag. He told the truth that he won

1019
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 3: the lottery.

1020
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 7: Once.

1021
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 3: The app is meant to tell funny like a captivating

1022
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 3: story to catch somebody's interest, to get the party started.

1023
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 3: That's how it works. But the thing is, he just

1024
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 3: wanted a genuine call to gauge like how this woman

1025
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 3: really felt about him as a person and she didn't

1026
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 3: really care about him as a person. She just cared,

1027
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 3: you know, she didn't.

1028
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 7: Yes, I can't if we.

1029
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: Had called her and said that he took his two

1030
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 3: million dollars and invested it, so he's not worth two million,

1031
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: he's worth ten million, but it would be a different

1032
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: type of live.

1033
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: She was okay with it till he said he gambles

1034
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 2: every day.

1035
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 5: Yes, she was like, I don't know why you're like

1036
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 5: sticking up for him so much.

1037
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: Because to stand up for our listeners, whether or not

1038
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 3: they're in the right. Nobody's perfect, and we understand that

1039
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 3: at least three fourths of us do. So come on

1040
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,240
Speaker 3: show if you need help with your dating life or.

1041
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I won the lottery once. I got two

1042
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: bucks off a scratcher, so now I could.

1043
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 5: Claim that as well, right, Jeffrey, under your under yours?

1044
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we promise will help you. Email the show.

1045
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 3: We'll call that person who's not calling you.

1046
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 8: Back Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 3: Where in the world can you wake up every morning,

1048
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 3: toss on some outdated, brightly colored suit, chug a mug

1049
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 3: of green beer, and choke down an entire brick of

1050
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 3: corned meat straight from the camp. I mean, yes, that

1051
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: is how Brook gets ready for work every morning.

1052
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, are you talking about Heaven, Jeffrey?

1053
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 2: Heaven?

1054
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 3: Sure, But it's also how the entire city celebrates when

1055
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 3: Saint Patrick's Day comes around, and with everybody getting dressed

1056
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 3: up and tossing back drinks, we knew we had to

1057
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 3: send our own little leprechauns, Jose and Alexis over to

1058
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 3: the bars downtown and ask all the party's a simple question,

1059
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: what you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day. We're gonna play

1060
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 3: you the audio coming up right after this. It's Brook

1061
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning. And over the weekend, thousands

1062
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,919
Speaker 3: of people partied all over the city for Saint Patrick's Day.

1063
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: It was a multi day long celebration of everything Irish,

1064
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 3: like cabbage and Killian Murphy and magical rocks that make

1065
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: you talk good.

1066
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1067
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: Honestly, by the time Sunday happened, so.

1068
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,399
Speaker 3: Lots of responsible alcohol consumption happens where you pay twenty

1069
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 3: dollars to drink in the back alley of an Irish

1070
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 3: bar and watch your friends puke and did the gutter

1071
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 3: before you stumble over to it another bar in a

1072
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 3: different alley and pay another twenty bucks to do it

1073
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 3: all over again.

1074
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 1: Patty, I love on St.

1075
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day, and that's why we sent Jose and Alexis

1076
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 3: out to the streets. Ask the fine beer soaked people

1077
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 3: a simple question. What you're doing on Saint Patrick's weekend?

1078
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 7: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day weekend.

1079
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 2: We're out here at tavern. You know, I'm drinking with

1080
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 2: the homies. I saw so.

1081
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 7: Ghetto out of the bar this. You're like, you, what

1082
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 7: are you doing?

1083
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1084
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 7: I was just trying to sound cool. It's like your

1085
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 7: party voice.

1086
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my party voice.

1087
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 7: Okay, so this is what you normally sound like sometimes, Yeah,

1088
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 7: do the party. I'm not. I'm just drunk. Wait a minute,

1089
00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 7: what's the what's the difference? Maybe like five shots in,

1090
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 7: I'm only like two. We're not dragging her yet, that's

1091
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 7: the difference. So you are you are surrounded by big,

1092
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 7: burly guys. Are these your bodyguards or these guys know

1093
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 7: they're going to be dragging you celebrity. You know now

1094
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 7: your celebrity? Who are you tell me?

1095
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 10: Why are you a celebrit only fans who wait a minute.

1096
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,280
Speaker 7: I used to be retired.

1097
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 10: Okay, so only fans made you rich. Now you're partying

1098
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 10: with a bunch of dudes. What's next in your life?

1099
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 7: Probably be sober.

1100
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 5: Right next on her lest yeah, last goal field the

1101
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 5: hardest to.

1102
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 3: Be literally dragged home up by hill in order to

1103
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 3: make it there.

1104
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 4: The guys are like, we're ready, don't worry, we'll take

1105
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 4: care of it.

1106
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 2: Out of it.

1107
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, boys like, aha, you're just jealous.

1108
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: One day, maybe you could be an only fan star.

1109
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 1: I can't be dragged around a way too much.

1110
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 2: But you do not say Patrick's day weekend.

1111
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 13: I am out here with my college buddy and Sean

1112
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 13: and all of his poles.

1113
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 7: Best friend Hannah.

1114
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,439
Speaker 19: Okay, so your best friend's girl as her yes?

1115
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what do you have to say.

1116
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 19: To people that think you can't be best friends with

1117
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 19: the girl?

1118
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 7: We're in love?

1119
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, do you know that she's in love

1120
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: with you?

1121
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 7: I did not know that, Untara. Now this is you.

1122
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: Can't be best friends with a girl unless.

1123
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 7: You're in love with her.

1124
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: That's fact.

1125
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,360
Speaker 7: So she actually said she was in love with me first,

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Speaker 7: you gonna say it back?

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00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: No, because he doesn't know.

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00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 19: Now he knows you just said it out and your

1129
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 19: friends are chanting kiss. Yes, yes, I'm so uncomfortable. Ryan

1130
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 19: know you're not gonna do it.

1131
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go.

1132
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

1133
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 7: All right, shout out to my mom. This is Caleb.

1134
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 7: I made it on the radio.

1135
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't kiss her. Mom. Mom is proud.

1136
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 10: She keeps saying again and again, Oh, he doesn't know yet,

1137
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 10: he doesn't even know.

1138
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 7: And we're like, no, you just said it to him.

1139
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,399
Speaker 1: I think he already knew.

1140
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: Everybody's now if you're the female best friend, aren't you

1141
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 3: offended that he was more excited to learn that he

1142
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 3: was on the radio and in love with him secretly

1143
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 3: for years and years.

1144
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a hard night for both of them.

1145
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: I think that's what it came down, as hard.

1146
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 3: As a girl getting dragged by a bunch of dudes

1147
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 3: up the hill.

1148
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 7: No, no, if you're.

1149
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 3: Just chewing us, we're doing what you're doing. At Saint

1150
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 3: Patrick's Day weekend where we sent Brook.

1151
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 6: Where we sent.

1152
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 3: I definitely didn't know, wasn't capable. It was Jose and

1153
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 3: alexis going out to the bars to ask people a

1154
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 3: simple question.

1155
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 4: What you're doing on Sat Patrick's Day weekend?

1156
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 2: We're drinking?

1157
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 7: Okay, is that a good thing?

1158
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 5: Listen, we're waiting in this long ass line someone to

1159
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,720
Speaker 5: get us to the front.

1160
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 7: We won't pay, but we're hold on, hold on, you're smoking.

1161
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 7: But I thought you're supposed to be.

1162
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 10: Drinking, as Tony crossfaded, any other words that I should

1163
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 10: know that you're going to be doing tonight.

1164
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: We're geeked.

1165
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 5: We're geeked to the gods American language, like you're on

1166
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 5: the clouds, you're.

1167
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 7: In Pluto, you're in bar. You girls are having fun tonight. Okay,

1168
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 7: what what is your name? My name's a Listen, I'm

1169
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,759
Speaker 7: a leioh. Wait a minute, hold on, this isn't a

1170
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 7: dating game. I mean it could be.

1171
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 4: Tell me about dating her brother.

1172
00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 7: Wait, you're dating her brother?

1173
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 2: Yea cousin.

1174
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 6: They're basically brothers.

1175
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:15,439
Speaker 1: Wait a minute.

1176
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 7: You don't even know the relation. No, I do. It's

1177
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 7: just like he's living in the same house.

1178
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: Like, do we listen to this somewhere?

1179
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 7: Yeah? If if we can edit this? Yes, Oh my god,

1180
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 7: how were we able to it?

1181
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: Turns out we were able to edit it. Unfortunately, after

1182
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 3: that clip, both of our editors quit and did not

1183
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 3: want to work on this show, and the.

1184
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: Third one is still on the floor.

1185
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 2: What was happening?

1186
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: There was a brother of first cousin two girls who

1187
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 1: sounded the same.

1188
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 19: I know you're the only one that could interpret probably okay, yeah,

1189
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 19: but you do not say Patrick's day weekend.

1190
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 7: I'm running the blog, that's what's up?

1191
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 2: Okay? I have to avery single dating?

1192
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 7: What's what's up? So I have off? She can you explain?

1193
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,759
Speaker 7: I'm a very honest guy, so when I talk to

1194
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 7: a girl oka.

1195
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,320
Speaker 2: Way saying you have options doesn't sound honest.

1196
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 7: Tell So let me get to the point when I

1197
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 7: tell a girl, I'm talking to other girls as well,

1198
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 7: and I usually say like, is that okay? Or are

1199
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 7: we gonna have to stop right here?

1200
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 2: You're confident.

1201
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 7: It's not about confidence, it's more about like friends.

1202
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 2: Next to me said, you're lying. Is there a reason

1203
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 2: they're saying?

1204
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 7: I don't know what they're talking about?

1205
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 2: What are your options? Then I'm looking at your phone.

1206
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 7: I don't know about you snap screen open.

1207
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 2: Just let me read like three names.

1208
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 7: So that's gonna cost you fifteen marks.

1209
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 2: I saw Gianna, let me see the rest.

1210
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 7: Who right?

1211
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: I know how to stop quick?

1212
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,399
Speaker 7: Dude, you had you said his secret? Like, no, don't

1213
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 7: say her name name.

1214
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: Oh you can lie to Brook and get away with it.

1215
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: You can lie to me or Jose, but don't you

1216
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 3: dare try to pull one over on our little blonde

1217
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 3: minion Alexis. She will find all of your exes and

1218
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 3: all the places that you've lived in the first five.

1219
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 2: Minutes and take your phone and I will do what

1220
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 2: needs to be done.

1221
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 3: What you're doing on Saint Patrick's Day.

1222
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 8: Weekend, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1223
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 3: You know what I've noticed is, ever since the ac

1224
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 3: broken our studio and it's been scorching hot in this room,

1225
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 3: Brooke has also been on a raging hot streak. And

1226
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about the streaks of sweat pouring from

1227
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 3: her undeodorized armpits. I'm talking about a streak in trivia.

1228
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, though, it's finally a temperature where my

1229
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 5: toes aren't freezing, and I appreciate it.

1230
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 3: Brook is like half naked in the studio now we

1231
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 3: haven't seen that much skin in quite some time.

1232
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 1: Say you are welcome, but your streak's.

1233
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: Going to be challenged today because we have a brand

1234
00:57:57,120 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 3: new player named Jason who is a car salesman on

1235
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 3: the phone right now. And his biggest strength, he says,

1236
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 3: is his big mouth.

1237
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 5: Oh oh, hello Jason, Hello, hey, Jason, give us your

1238
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 5: best used car salesman pitch.

1239
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 2: Oh god, what is it?

1240
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 4: Sell me this pen?

1241
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 9: What do you need the pen to do it? There's

1242
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 9: something you needed to do. It's there's something that your

1243
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 9: pen you have now isn't working for you?

1244
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 7: Is it working for you?

1245
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: That's it?

1246
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 7: That's it?

1247
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: Right there?

1248
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 7: Is it working for you?

1249
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: ABC's always be closing?

1250
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 8: Baby?

1251
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 11: There you go?

1252
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 3: All right, Jason, well done. You've sold us on on

1253
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 3: a pen that we already own. So now now we're

1254
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 3: going to send Brook out of the studio and yeah

1255
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 3: sho monthly payments on it. Now, we got to get

1256
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 3: to some trivia and see how you do with that,

1257
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 3: because you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1258
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 3: If you don't know when you could say pass. You

1259
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 3: do have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1260
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 3: Are you ready? I'm ready, Good luck, my man, Your

1261
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 3: time starts now. Adam Levine celebrates a birthday today. He's

1262
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 3: the lead singer of what band Maroon five? What river

1263
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 3: divides the US in Halfsissippi? Which superhero secret identity is

1264
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 3: Bruce Banner?

1265
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 9: That'd be incredible, Holk.

1266
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 3: Name this celestial object that accounts for ninety nine percent

1267
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system?

1268
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 9: It's fine.

1269
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,560
Speaker 3: What's the most common color of amethyst?

1270
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 9: Purple?

1271
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy four, Coca Cola released a new beverage

1272
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 3: called Mister pib to compete directly with what Happens? Oh,

1273
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 3: look at that answering the questions before I even finish him.

1274
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 3: Well done, Jason. What I'm telling you, Jason're on fire.

1275
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 3: And his claim to fame for anybody who wants to know,

1276
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 3: is Jason was, at eight years of age, the mascot

1277
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 3: for the Chargers NFL football team.

1278
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: Way an eight year old in one.

1279
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 21: Of those so no, I got to dress up in

1280
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 21: the uniform and run out in front of a fifty

1281
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 21: three thousand people, and they said run at the fifty

1282
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 21: yard line. And I didn't even know what that meant.

1283
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 3: I just until I felt was all of this allowed

1284
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,680
Speaker 3: by the chargers or did your parents just go hey,

1285
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 3: go run out on the fields.

1286
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 21: I thought I want to a contest, and then I

1287
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 21: found out many years later that the person in charge

1288
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 21: of the contest was our next door neighbors.

1289
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 3: So all right, well done, Jason. Now we got to

1290
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 3: go over to Brook. Are you ready?

1291
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1292
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Adam Levine celebrates a birthday today.

1293
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: He's the lead singer of What Bann? What River divides

1294
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 3: the US in half?

1295
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: Mississippi?

1296
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 3: Which superheroes secret identity is Bruce Banner?

1297
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 8: Oh?

1298
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: Uce Banner the Hulk?

1299
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 3: Name the celestial object that accounts for ninety nine percent

1300
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system, the sun?

1301
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 3: What is the most common color of amethyst?

1302
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: Purple?

1303
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: In nineteen seventy four, Coca Cola released a new beverage

1304
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 3: called Mister pib to compete directly with other on Ok. Sorry,

1305
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 3: you guys were both blazoned through those questions. Let's go

1306
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,959
Speaker 3: of the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose,

1307
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 3: I'm so scared.

1308
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,439
Speaker 4: I wish I had a ham sandwich to call my nerve.

1309
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 10: Jason bro I don't remember the last time I've been

1310
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 10: able to say this, what did not get one wrong?

1311
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

1312
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 3: My row Jason for him?

1313
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 7: That is so good. It's done Jason.

1314
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 4: So he goes up against Brook, who is also sick

1315
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 4: of the century.

1316
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 8: Wow.

1317
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 3: Now your new claim to fame, Jason is tying Brook

1318
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 3: in trivia, so you can.

1319
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 4: Know neither you got one wrong.

1320
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 5: Honestly, Jason was the best performance of any contestant I

1321
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 5: think we may have never had.

1322
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 3: So even though you guys don't need the answers, we

1323
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 3: need to review them for all the want us to

1324
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 3: tell you. All right, Adam Adam Levine celebrates a birthday.

1325
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 3: He's the lead singer of what Brook Mai? That's right?

1326
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 3: Turning forty five, the Mississippi River divides the US in half.

1327
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 3: The Hulk is the secret identity of the Bruce banner.

1328
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 3: You totally guess. The sun takes up ninety nine percent

1329
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 3: of the total mass of our solar system. Most amethysts

1330
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 3: are the color purple, and doctor Pepper was the soft

1331
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 3: drink that Coca Cola was trying to compete with by

1332
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 3: releasing mister pet Jason, that was fun, even though it

1333
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 3: wasn't enough to win. Today, we are going to give

1334
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 3: you a consolation, Just for playing, you get two tickets

1335
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 3: to see Lil Wayne performed That's a Coma Dome May seventeen,

1336
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 3: domas Lil Wayne when he comes to town this spring.

1337
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 3: Get your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com.

1338
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 4: Bro we give you permission to run onto the stage.

1339
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, just like when you were a kid.

1340
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 3: Bro Man, Jason, thanks for playing bad work.

1341
01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 9: Ye, thank you.

1342
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a good day. I

1343
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: think you're going to sell four cars today.

1344
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 3: The Yeah, have a great day and we'll be back

1345
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 3: to Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.