1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:01,560 Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club. 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 2: Steven, what are your plans for this Navvy DoD. 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 3: Well this Christmas. I'm saddling in with a good book, 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 3: a hot cup of tea and my loved ones, and 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,119 Speaker 3: I won't be working on a new episode of my podcast. 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: It's so important to rest from your podcast. 7 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 2: Me and Rudolph have taken a break actually from our podcast. 8 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 3: And that's why we wanted to pull in an episode 9 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 3: from the archive that really speaks to the spirit of 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:39,320 Speaker 3: the holidays and his wisdom and generosity. 11 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 2: It couldn't be Missus Claus's favorite episode, The Bible Part 12 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 2: One with Ben Mora. 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 3: Oh but it is Saint Nicholas. It is The Bible 14 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 3: Part One featuring Ben Mora. 15 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 2: Oh well, I better put on my Bow's headphones that 16 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: I got on a Black Friday ideal. 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 1: Don't tell the elves and listen to it. 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 3: And it's so generous of you to put aside your 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 3: age old rivalry with the other white bearded man of 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 3: Christmas time God and celebrating his book The Bible Part One. 21 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 4: Please enjoy this episode from the. 22 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 3: Past Christmas Marys God Goods. 23 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 5: Who's that knocking at the door. It's all your friends 24 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 5: you filthy horse. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 3: Your husband's gone and we've got books and a bottle 26 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 3: of wine to kill. 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 4: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip. I'm sure it's. 28 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,320 Speaker 5: Memoir, it's Martini. 29 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 4: Its Celebrity Poop Club. 30 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,199 Speaker 3: Come read it while it's hot. 31 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: Celebrit Book Club. 32 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 4: I'll tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. 33 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 5: No boys are a loud book. 34 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: Say it loud and cloud. 35 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 4: Celebrity book Club. 36 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: Buzz me in. I brought the queer foe. Hey, babe. 37 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 3: Them, but fucking do this? Welcome to Celebrity but Club, 38 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 3: the COVID. 39 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: Edition Lebrity Book Club. That's my impression of gorgeous voice. 40 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 4: Damn y'all go to Juilliard with those pipes. 41 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,360 Speaker 2: I'm that girl in the shower she never sings, and 42 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 2: then you hear it in the locker room and you're like, 43 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 2: who's singing right now? 44 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 3: Please don't say the word locker room around me. It's 45 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 3: actually extremely triggering. As someone who has not watched Cole 46 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,959 Speaker 3: Tin's Oh reality show yet. 47 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 2: I have watched a few episodes and it is surprisingly yum. 48 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 4: Like yum is in, Like you're turned on by what 49 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 4: a beefcake. 50 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 2: Is yum as in Like it's funny because it's like 51 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: so Denver and just like brewery. 52 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 3: Oh, it's like him like being introduced to just like 53 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 3: the greater world of like Denver p town gays who 54 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 3: were like tight heather gray t shirts that have like 55 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 3: the logo of a brewery on them. 56 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 2: And he's like coming out to his super cheesy show 57 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,959 Speaker 2: crow Denver moll in her condo in Aspen or whatever, 58 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 2: and it's all overlooking shops and restaurants. 59 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 4: So good for him. 60 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 3: And you know that Colorado has like a gay governor Jarpoulos. 61 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. 62 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's like such a. 63 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,119 Speaker 1: Sealist gay Patagonia gay. 64 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 3: He's such a Patagonia gay and he's so like his 65 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 3: growth profile like is like connected to his husbands. It's 66 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 3: like one of those partnered with Oh we played together 67 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 3: and alone. And he's just like big verse bottom energy. 68 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: I mean, governor is like the most verse bottom job. 69 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, because governors, it's like you don't know that much 70 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 2: power mayors. 71 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: I think you have more power than governors. 72 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 4: At the end of the day, what are you doing 73 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 4: up there? 74 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 3: Okay, So we I have COVID, yeah, and I just 75 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 3: want to let our viewers know and if you if 76 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 3: you are, I'm you know, compromise, do turn off the 77 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 3: podcast now because it's extremely contagious. 78 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: But if you're listening, mask up and enjoy. 79 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 4: And the irony is that I did get it at 80 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 4: Medame Twosodes. 81 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: Where we went for my birthday, which I guess. 82 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 4: Is not so much ironic as it is like expected. 83 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 2: It's expected because it's a time square is a big 84 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: kind of hub of trying. 85 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 3: Creator if you will, and I honestly it was worth 86 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 3: it and I would do it again. 87 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: Thirty five bucks. If you haven't gone to two Sodes. 88 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 3: There's a bar in the venue. You were really allowed 89 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 3: to like manhandle all the figures. The security is a relax. 90 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 1: Right, I won if the bar kind of contributed. 91 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 3: To And as I was telling you, so, this contact 92 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: tracer called me and I was like really obsessed with her, 93 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,320 Speaker 3: and she was obsessed with me, and at one point 94 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 3: in the. 95 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 4: Conversation she was like, oh, like okay, like where did 96 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 4: you go? 97 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I went to Medam two Sodes, 98 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 3: and then I went to Jimmy Beffett's Margaritaville, and then 99 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 3: I went to this bar called the Patriot done. And 100 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 3: I was like telling her the day before my symptoms 101 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 3: started and she was. 102 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,039 Speaker 4: Like, you have such good taste. I want to go 103 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,280 Speaker 4: to all these places. And I was like, I do 104 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 4: have really good taste. 105 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 2: It's like she does. It ticked up my perfect day 106 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 2: in New York. It's two soodes Patriot. She goes to 107 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 2: the Patriots. She's like, someone told me about this on 108 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:13,479 Speaker 2: the phone. I love it. Anyway, I have not as 109 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,359 Speaker 2: we have the same day and I have not contracted 110 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 2: it yet. And then you Tran said it and we 111 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 2: had to cancel our amazing live show that we had planned. 112 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 3: That Shoe has been rescheduled for January twenty ninth. And 113 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 3: if for some reason, like you're a hater and you 114 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,000 Speaker 3: like don't want to go anymore, like we will give 115 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 3: you a refund for sure, and that will be processed through. 116 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 4: Event. 117 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:36,120 Speaker 2: All right, it's happening again, and we're gonna have even 118 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 2: that much more fun January twenty ninth. 119 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,840 Speaker 3: I speaking of COVID, yep, I don't want to get 120 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 3: to the meat of this, of this episode, which is having. 121 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 2: Another COVID full gust. I'm the only one on this 122 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 2: recording run for. 123 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 3: The first time in celebrity book club history. The majority 124 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 3: of our participators do have COVID. We have of another 125 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 3: folk joining us today to discuss this week's book. This 126 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 3: folk is one of the most influential radical, absolutely completely radical, controversial, 127 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 3: has red magazines, has lived in cities as diverse as 128 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 3: from New York to Denver. This person is a militant homosexual. 129 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: Uh, he's a radical homosexual. 130 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 2: People say, this folk and I share a accountant. 131 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 3: Oh well, actually, and I am the first one to 132 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:44,360 Speaker 3: actually invent our accountant, or I'm not the first I 133 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 3: gave I gave him to you. 134 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,039 Speaker 4: Or no, wait, did you give him to me? 135 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 1: I gave him to you. 136 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,719 Speaker 2: Wow, we all use the same Oh a man taking 137 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 2: credit for an account any recommendation? 138 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: How typical. 139 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 3: Listen, we all use the same sketchy accountant. Yes, this 140 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 3: person is famously was famously fired from a job, but 141 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 3: I do believe has another job. Now, congratulations. Of course 142 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 3: we're talking about Twitter impresario. 143 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 4: The sure to creator her T shirt maker mustache. However, 144 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 4: ladies and gentleman. 145 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: Ben Moro, Ladies, let's go this. 146 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 5: I will say this introduction was much much more forgiving 147 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 5: than the last time I was on which was nuked 148 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,239 Speaker 5: by the way in which I believe called me fat. 149 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 3: Not you're projecting, you're projecting. No, the only person who 150 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 3: can call you fat is yourself. And that is something 151 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 3: that I have always. 152 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 5: Said, gay bitch. 153 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 2: The amount of time Stephen has like called me fat 154 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 2: or insinuated that I like M fat. 155 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: You know, it just it comes out of his mouth. 156 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 5: So this is an abusive relationship between you are entering 157 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 5: into an abusive relationship, and that's the toxic dynamic. 158 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:07,720 Speaker 3: That's conflict. It's not obvious. Quote Kamala Harris. 159 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 5: Kamala Harris, Queen. Well, I mean we we're gonna talk. 160 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 5: I mean we did record this. We did, so I'm 161 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 5: gonna I'm gonna leak that we did record this, and 162 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,240 Speaker 5: we love to leak. 163 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 4: Bitch in the boat will slips sink ships? And did 164 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 4: Bernie win? No he didn't, he did not. 165 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and you were you were fired from the 166 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 3: Bernie campaign for saying that like Hilary sucked, Hilary should 167 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 3: be like murdered, like every every Elizabeth Warren's supporter is 168 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,520 Speaker 3: just like a pathetic like lime to girl. 169 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:47,240 Speaker 1: And look at you. 170 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 2: Now you're doing a podcast about just look at the 171 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 2: Warren East. 172 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 3: Now, as you were mentioning, we did actually record this 173 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,079 Speaker 3: episode last week. 174 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 1: And absolutely God smile list down. 175 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 4: So the episode we're doing this week is the Bye Bye. 176 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,199 Speaker 2: Ball, written by the biggest celebrity ever and the first celebrity. 177 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,040 Speaker 5: Ever God, and we would I would sorry one I 178 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 5: need zeus. Is Mohammad not the biggest celebrity. 179 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 4: I don't know about Mohammed until I was like twelve 180 00:09:20,559 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 4: years old. What are you talking about? 181 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 5: Islam is the most popular religion on earth. 182 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 4: Okay, A, I don't think that's true. 183 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 3: I do think Christianity has more followers in total if 184 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 3: you combine all the different Christianities. 185 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 4: That's not fair though, because they all hate each other. 186 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 3: And oh and famously, Islam has no like battles, there's 187 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 3: no conflict in God. 188 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,000 Speaker 1: Is not abuse Mohammad. 189 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,679 Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'm sure it's it's total culturalgism. It 190 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,080 Speaker 3: depends on where you are in the world. Well, here's 191 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 3: the thing, though, what's interesting is Mohammed is not God 192 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:58,480 Speaker 3: and Islam. 193 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 4: He was just He's He's like the g he was 194 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 4: like a person. 195 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 5: I just think it'd be good for your career if 196 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 5: you got like Charlie, hebdod and you. 197 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 3: So are they able to just come in and say 198 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 3: we've got Christian He's got two point three billion, Islam's 199 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 3: got one point nine. 200 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 5: What now, I stay corrected. 201 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 4: I apologize. 202 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 3: Elan Omar over here trying to start shit as usual. 203 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 2: So we're doing the Bible again, even though God smited 204 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 2: us down. There were some technical difficulties. 205 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 4: Yes, so we lost, and the whole hour of gold 206 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,439 Speaker 4: a few. 207 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 1: Days came to pass, and it came to. 208 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:39,040 Speaker 2: Happen that God said, my sons Stephen and Bed, children 209 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,520 Speaker 2: of Cain, and Able, children of Adam and. 210 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,320 Speaker 4: Eve, shall be giveth COVID. 211 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 2: Producer Meg, daughter of Zadahiyah, who is the descendant of. 212 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: Eve, also shall be giveth COVID. And the pharaoh Lily. 213 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 5: Said, okay, we somehow immune to COVID. Yeah, what did 214 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,760 Speaker 5: you do to miss the COVID being from God? 215 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 2: I went to the middle of Prospect Park. Nice, God, 216 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 2: let's have a chat. 217 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 5: I'm thinking like this might be the COVID diagnosis that 218 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,559 Speaker 5: we got were like a first plague. Now the COVID 219 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 5: diagnosis that are going on everywhere as kind of like 220 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:27,120 Speaker 5: the second. And now we're re recording this blasphemy. 221 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 3: Okay, But here's the thing about God. Everything is a 222 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 3: test with her. So just like every single thing he 223 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:36,439 Speaker 3: does is like, oh, it's actually a test to make 224 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,040 Speaker 3: sure that, like you were faithful, and so like every 225 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,280 Speaker 3: plague is actually like a good thing and you actually 226 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 3: just like need to keep going. So it's like it's 227 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,319 Speaker 3: almost as if he's like daring us to continue recording 228 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:46,559 Speaker 3: the Puk. 229 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 4: He's not saying that the puckcast is bad. 230 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,920 Speaker 3: He's saying like, oh, no, actually, I think it's great 231 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 3: that you guys are potting, and I think that's like 232 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 3: a really interesting career choice for you, and I want 233 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 3: you to keep doing it. And that's why I'm actually 234 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 3: fucking up you recorded and giving you COVID to see 235 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 3: if you're actually serious about potting. As if you were, 236 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,080 Speaker 3: then you'll do it again, and you'll go down to 237 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 3: like the river Euphrates and like. 238 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 2: And you will read the Testament even more, and you 239 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 2: will study further. 240 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 4: Do a second like stone carving, and. 241 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,440 Speaker 5: Your life's truth will just unravel before you and you'll 242 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,320 Speaker 5: never stop potting. 243 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 1: Right, he wanted to give us, Yes, I said he 244 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,559 Speaker 1: God is a man. 245 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean God is a man. 246 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 5: But that cough was so dramatic. Stephen literally clutched his 247 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 5: heart like he was gonna die. 248 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 3: You guys know, I'm fine, and I'm really I'm fine. 249 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 4: I'm fine, I'm okay, don't worry. 250 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 5: If you have a cough off. 251 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,400 Speaker 2: The most sympathy well, judge, okay, let's go cough off. 252 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,120 Speaker 5: Okay, Steven's going to old man route. I went sexy 253 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 5: baby route. 254 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,760 Speaker 2: I will say, Stephen, I do you think you are 255 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 2: hamming it up? But so far I actually do think 256 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 2: Steve is winning because I was making him just laugh 257 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:19,200 Speaker 2: hysterically the other day. Here we go rag and yeah, 258 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 2: and the coughs were they were sounding real, and I 259 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 2: was like, damn, I'm almost tempted to drop off like 260 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 2: yummy fa. 261 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 3: To you, and that almost almost and then did not, 262 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 3: and lo the Judith Judas over here. Literally, I'm not 263 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:43,760 Speaker 3: one soup offer during my COVID really not literally one 264 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:44,400 Speaker 3: soup offer. 265 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,120 Speaker 2: Okay, food, let's get into it. Bible stuff, soup not 266 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 2: really mentioned. It's more about bread and lamb. 267 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 4: Yeah. 268 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 5: I feel like they don't even hit on wine that much. 269 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: Oh wait, I have a new quote that's actually new. 270 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, because I have a new quote. 271 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 2: I've a new Bible quote for you guys about wine. 272 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 5: God literally is such a skinny bitch, though God goes 273 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:15,640 Speaker 5: like full Regina George with the foodlawsky food is insanely 274 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:17,280 Speaker 5: you cannot do. 275 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 2: This is from Deuteronomy, God said, or the Bible said. 276 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: And we'll discuss kind of who's. 277 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 2: Writing that thou shall plant a vineyard and not reap 278 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 2: the grapes. 279 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 4: So what are we doing with the great don't know why? 280 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 2: And why I don't think you can reap your own grapes. 281 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: It's very like, don't get hot, like hire a slave. 282 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, flavory is huge in the Bible's and a 283 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 4: night to come and reap those. 284 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: Grapes for you, and then they sell the wine. 285 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 2: But then it's like, well, you're not then tasting your 286 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 2: own wine and you don't know how it tastes. 287 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 1: I think that's bad business, bad psalm practice. 288 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,880 Speaker 3: To do that. Wait, so here, okay, I'm also in 289 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:01,000 Speaker 3: Deuteron again. So this comes back to the I think 290 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,720 Speaker 3: the eating disorder part. Yeah, that shalt not eat any 291 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 3: abominable thing. 292 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,840 Speaker 4: There are beasts which you shall eat, the ox, the sheep, 293 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 4: and the goat, the heart, and the roebuck, and the 294 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 4: fallow deer, and the wild goat, and the per gag, 295 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 4: and the wild ox, and the shamoa, and every beast 296 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,880 Speaker 4: that parteth the hoof and cleaveth the cleft with two 297 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 4: claws and chew with the cut among the beasts that 298 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,960 Speaker 4: ye shall eat, But you shall not eat of them 299 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 4: that chew the cud, or. 300 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 3: That divide the cloven hoof. So it's just like if 301 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 3: you have these like devil hoofs, you can't eat the meat, 302 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 3: or you can't eat like the cut of the meat. 303 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 4: Is this where kosher comes in? I'm guessing this seems 304 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 4: this also okay. 305 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,120 Speaker 5: This is either like hot mean anorexit girl or like 306 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 5: incredibly anxious Nebbish jew. 307 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 3: I think he's both in this way, or it's like 308 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 3: maybe he's like a Jewish American princess. Yeah, God is 309 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 3: a job, Jack, thank you for God is a job 310 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 3: like pouring diet coke on his salad when he's halfway 311 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 3: done so he won't eat the. 312 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 5: Rest of it, eating a saltine and a legen. 313 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,080 Speaker 3: I also think though, that the Bible is a little 314 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 3: bit like the Bible basically words as itself has been 315 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,520 Speaker 3: this like decree from God and like he said all 316 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,400 Speaker 3: this shit and like he was the first person to 317 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 3: like ever come up with anything. But I also feel 318 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 3: like the Bible is just kind of just like reflecting 319 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 3: the trends of the time, and like it's actually just 320 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,440 Speaker 3: like a little bit more of just like a random 321 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,080 Speaker 3: blog because it's like he's like, oh, and these are 322 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 3: what ye shall not eat. Ye shall not eat the 323 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 3: eagle and the usifrage, and it's like, well, no, one's. 324 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 4: Easy lifestyle influencer. 325 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's a lifestyle like in like a fake 326 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 3: like TikTok micro influencer where it's just like, well, no 327 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 3: one was eating eagle before you said don't eat eagle, 328 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 3: So like thanks for the hot tip. Oh okay, fine, 329 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 3: we won't do eagle this year for Christmas. 330 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay. There's also another moment to back up 331 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 5: to God as like a teen girl theory, where he 332 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 5: appears to Moses in the form of the burning bush 333 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 5: and right just as a burning bush not announce himself 334 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 5: as God, and he you know, is yelling at Moses. 335 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 5: He's like, you gotta do all this stuff, blah blah blah, 336 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 5: you have to issue these decrees for me. You have 337 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,399 Speaker 5: to make everyone skinny. You have to do this, you 338 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 5: have to do this, and Moses is just like, who 339 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 5: are you? Like, why why would I do this? 340 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:13,600 Speaker 4: Year? 341 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,720 Speaker 5: You're just a talking burning bush. And God never says 342 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 5: I am God. He just says I am who I am, 343 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 5: which is so mag girl with. 344 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 4: Jesus, I am who I am from I am who 345 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 4: I am. I am who I am, and I won't 346 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,800 Speaker 4: change for anybody. 347 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,040 Speaker 2: The live journal, sorry, the Bible is a live journal. 348 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 2: It's a live journal, and it's like the post I 349 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 2: am who I am. And then it's just like lyrics 350 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,920 Speaker 2: I wrote last night, I am who I am, you 351 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 2: are who you are? I am who I am? Ll 352 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,879 Speaker 2: being covered in patches, yes, yes, yes. 353 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 4: It's like a girl who thinks she's going to be 354 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,199 Speaker 4: Taylor Swift. 355 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm thinking darker than that. 356 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 3: Darker, you know, but there is a Taylor Swift because 357 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 3: there's obviously like there's such a prudishness. 358 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 4: Let's just say it. 359 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 3: This book is extremely anti sex and yet obviously. 360 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 4: Like so say, yeah, of course, let's go sorry, yes, 361 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 4: I'm gonna call the Bible sex negative. 362 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's so easy for us in twenty twenty one, 363 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,520 Speaker 3: like whatever, like you know, in a postmonic Leminsky world 364 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,640 Speaker 3: to like call out the Bible for being sex negative. 365 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 3: But it's just like it's sex negative in a very 366 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 3: weird way where it's just like there's shame injected to 367 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 3: every possible interaction. 368 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 1: Well, do you think God is a cook? 369 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 5: No, God is like a dom that doesn't fuck. 370 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:36,520 Speaker 4: Yeah. 371 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:43,560 Speaker 2: Right, He's sitting in a chair being like, now fuck her. 372 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,480 Speaker 4: Yeah kind of Okay. 373 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 3: So there's the scene where Noah after the flood, he's 374 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 3: like back in the desert or whatever, which his son's. 375 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 5: God murders everyone. 376 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 3: God murders everyone in the earth God just because he's like, 377 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 3: we need to just renovate the earth, like we need 378 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 3: to just like I want to redo this entire thing. 379 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 4: I hate it. 380 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,440 Speaker 2: No So property brothers were it's like there's actually really 381 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,359 Speaker 2: good bones here, and he's like, no, let's do this, 382 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,520 Speaker 2: like weird what paint over this fireplace, paint my entire 383 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 2: We're redoing Noah's arc. We're actually getting bamboo flooring for 384 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:18,919 Speaker 2: the art. 385 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 5: They were going full gray scale bar door. 386 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,879 Speaker 3: Okay, I do want to talk about his wood choices 387 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,719 Speaker 3: because this book is so reclaimed wood. But he so 388 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 3: one night, Noah gets really wasted off of wine. He 389 00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,640 Speaker 3: falls asleep in his tent and his like sons find 390 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 3: him naked, and they're so ashamed of his naked body 391 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 3: that they do this weird thing where they back up 392 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 3: with a sheet and he literally describes it in the 393 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 3: book as like and then they like walked backwards with 394 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,159 Speaker 3: a sheet to like lay the sheet down on their 395 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,720 Speaker 3: naked dad so they wouldn't have to like see his 396 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 3: shame laying face down ass up like. 397 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 4: Dark unlocked. 398 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: Noah is hosting tonight rape to open. 399 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 4: No loob, no goat skin. 400 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,920 Speaker 3: And then Noah wakes up and he realizes because he 401 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,440 Speaker 3: sees the sheet and I'm He's like, oh, my son 402 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,760 Speaker 3: must have covered my naked ass with a sheet, like 403 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 3: and he's so ashamed and then he like dies at 404 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,840 Speaker 3: age nine hundred of shame. 405 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,879 Speaker 5: Okay, But in this there's a crucial part of this. 406 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 5: He has three sons. The son that covers him up, 407 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 5: who does the big misdeed here, right, is trying to 408 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,639 Speaker 5: protect the dad that's name is Ham, which is so 409 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:36,960 Speaker 5: trans mask and one of the one syllable NB name 410 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,879 Speaker 5: it is so it's like so trans mask. It's like 411 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,760 Speaker 5: anyone named Ham is like working as a mechanic and 412 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,320 Speaker 5: they're doing it for like the grease stains, right. 413 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: But they're doing it for the dickies merchant. 414 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,719 Speaker 2: Okay, but you have such a point because then Noah 415 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 2: blames Ham, and it's like the dad, the toxic masculinity 416 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 2: son would blame like blame but and like his butchday 417 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:01,720 Speaker 2: them is like trying to bond and being like, dude, seriously, 418 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 2: Dad would not want to see us naked. And the 419 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,360 Speaker 2: dad is like, wait, that's yeah, I'm gonna blame Ham 420 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 2: just but my other son's like, you're fine. 421 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,679 Speaker 5: Well, then Noah, who is holding this covenant with God, 422 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,960 Speaker 5: curses all of Ham's descendants to become slaves for his 423 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 5: other two brothers descendants. So this is like the big 424 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,240 Speaker 5: split here because we like the canon, I too are 425 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,200 Speaker 5: like the slaves and all the like you know, the 426 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 5: bad people they like go and I think these are 427 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 5: the ones who invents Sodom and Gomorah. 428 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:35,320 Speaker 4: Y'all are really like knowing this, did you? Did you? We? Right? 429 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,479 Speaker 4: Sodom and Gomora is gay? Yes, oh right? 430 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,000 Speaker 5: And this is the whole of Ham. So it literally 431 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 5: is an NBS name. 432 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 3: So it's like the queer then the que descendants of 433 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 3: the queer son started so Gomorah and there's that scene 434 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 3: where like the three wise Men or whatever are these 435 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 3: like three random wisemen who aren't the rears men go 436 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,640 Speaker 3: to Sodom Gomora and then literally everyone in the town 437 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,120 Speaker 3: is like demanding to fuck them because they're so horny. 438 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 5: They tried to rape them. God appears the form of 439 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 5: three men and leads a descendant of Shem, who's Ham's 440 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,359 Speaker 5: holy brother. He like leads him out of his town 441 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,760 Speaker 5: and is like, look, we need to go destroy Sodom 442 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,960 Speaker 5: and Gomora and God in the form of three men 443 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,359 Speaker 5: goes into Sodom and Gomora takes a refuge at this 444 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 5: guy named Lot's house. 445 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Lot is also the most like Detroit punk house. 446 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 5: He goes, Lot is living in a town of gay guys, 447 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 5: like he is d L He's a lot is trade. 448 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 5: And do they say in the book do they say 449 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 5: that gamor though they're like everyone is is like lying 450 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,880 Speaker 5: with each other in the reverse, like how do they say? 451 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 5: I feel like it's implied they call it like a 452 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,280 Speaker 5: town of like Keathan's and like he didn't he didn'istic 453 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 5: people and stuff. It's implied. It's implied. I don't think 454 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,200 Speaker 5: they had the F word at the time, but they 455 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:49,960 Speaker 5: obviously mean. 456 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 3: The Well he always says lie with in this book 457 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,320 Speaker 3: when he wants to say. 458 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,320 Speaker 5: Well, that's in Leviticus. I think it's when that famous 459 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 5: homophobic verse. I think it's in Leviticus when he when they're. 460 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 4: Just if you lie with a man as you would 461 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,840 Speaker 4: lie with a woman, like, that's sucked up. 462 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 5: They're blood us upon that. 463 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,200 Speaker 2: So how do they, if I may ask, how does 464 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,360 Speaker 2: God know Sodom and Gomora are doing anal. 465 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,800 Speaker 5: Just because he can see everything. I mean, they're trying 466 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,440 Speaker 5: to rape him when he's in Lot's house. 467 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 1: Wait, Sodom are raping or. 468 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,760 Speaker 3: The Sodom is like the Twin Cities, it's like. 469 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 5: And then God, God cancels them by turning the little 470 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 5: villages into a pillar of salt. 471 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 4: Right, they kind of just go away, which God famously 472 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,600 Speaker 4: also did the same Polina. 473 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 1: He tried to rape everyone in Minneapolis. 474 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 5: You know, Minneapolis is is at least at one point 475 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 5: was the gay capital of the United States most gay 476 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 5: men per capita or Minneapolis. 477 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,640 Speaker 4: Yes, what is true, Steven. 478 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,960 Speaker 1: Is that then the New Testament. 479 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the first verse of the New Testament. John 480 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 5: will be the most slay of city of the city 481 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,720 Speaker 5: of them all. 482 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 3: I mean, obviously Orlando has the highest gaze per capita 483 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 3: of any city in the country because of. 484 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 1: Because my lottery dream home gay. 485 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love my lottery dream homes. 486 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with them. He's insane, math and gay. 487 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 4: The math energy coming out of him is out of control. 488 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,600 Speaker 1: To me. 489 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 2: Like that whole show does also feel very Bible, and 490 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 2: I'm just like he does feel like he's a little 491 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,960 Speaker 2: bit of a descendant from God in this twisted way. 492 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,760 Speaker 3: Where it's like he's the serpent because he's like telling 493 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 3: these people to like like no, yeah, guts, yeah, get 494 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 3: it to Coozy by this house that has a man 495 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 3: made square pond in the back. It's only an hour 496 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,520 Speaker 3: and twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. 497 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 5: From from like a woman named Kirsty who won like 498 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 5: three hundred thousand dollars in gas station. He's like, you 499 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,320 Speaker 5: want it, do it? 500 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 4: Do it? You deserve this, you deserve this cursy. 501 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 2: But think of the Christmases you're gonna have make commansion 502 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,840 Speaker 2: And she and He's like, yes. 503 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,479 Speaker 3: Girl, I mean I said this before the role of 504 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 3: every gay man, like since birth is basically to get 505 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 3: women to buy things like that that we are the serpents, 506 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 3: like we were absolutely the snake. We've been doing this 507 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 3: like since we started with our mothers, and we've just 508 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,120 Speaker 3: moved on to like all women throughout. 509 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 5: If you if you super impose a gay identity onto 510 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,679 Speaker 5: the you know, garden of Adam and Eve or whatever, 511 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,240 Speaker 5: like the snake and the girl, they were besties right right. 512 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 5: He was like, you know he Adam was just kind 513 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,840 Speaker 5: of I see what Adam does when you're out of 514 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 5: the when you're out of the garden, Eve, you got 515 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 5: to leave this man. 516 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 2: Well, and he's all just being like, yes, girl, make 517 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,920 Speaker 2: those leaves into a crown, make it into. 518 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 5: A thong, like make that honey, like. 519 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 1: We're doing a rustic garden feet. 520 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 5: That's how lists were invented because snakes. Snakes, Yeah, snakes invented. 521 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:13,879 Speaker 3: The because they literally have a fork tongue a snake 522 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:20,679 Speaker 3: cannot not literally. Also, snakes, like gay men, have horrible posture. 523 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,879 Speaker 3: They're literally a curve. They're like they invented scoliosis. 524 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 5: They're foula and I like God. 525 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,479 Speaker 2: And Adam is probably being so like farmed to table 526 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,400 Speaker 2: brick chicken, you know. And Eve was just like, I'm 527 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 2: gonna eat an apple like solid boots. 528 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,720 Speaker 5: The snake called me fat yesterday. 529 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 4: Ye fat. 530 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,080 Speaker 3: I'm trying to like, I'm trying to get my coloric 531 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 3: intake down to sixty calories a day. 532 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 5: Or told me I would never fit into that fig leaf. 533 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: So I'm on the apple diet, girl. 534 00:26:59,640 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 5: You do. 535 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,679 Speaker 4: I want to go on the arc looking like that. 536 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 5: Everyone's going to be there, literally, everyone. 537 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,520 Speaker 1: Will be boats, asses, turtle doves. 538 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 3: The red carpet at the arc, I mean the arc 539 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 3: is kind of the original red carpet because everything's like this. 540 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:24,919 Speaker 2: Who are you wearing a lot of animal print tonight? 541 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 2: This cloth is actually a hand me down from my 542 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 2: great great great grandfather. 543 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,479 Speaker 4: Jaw paths Away. 544 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 1: This is nine years old and then I tailored it. 545 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:43,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, still book and busy at nine. 546 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 5: Thank you, because age ain't nothing but a number. 547 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: But this is what nine and seventy six. 548 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:03,760 Speaker 5: Ancient and thriving. Okay, okay, let's bring up okay, go on, no, no, 549 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 5: please please, I'm just a guest. 550 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 3: You are, and thank you for a Membran now a guest. Okay, 551 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 3: So the age question moves with the fact that like 552 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,760 Speaker 3: in the beginning and like there are characters who are 553 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 3: fully lived to nine hundred and then at some point, 554 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 3: like people start to have normal human ages. 555 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 5: In the Bible, sugar and I'm just like, it was sugar. 556 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 5: It's when sugar was introduced. 557 00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:37,280 Speaker 3: Yes, the fine sugar was introduced and people stopped living longer. 558 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 2: God invented sugar so he could kill people sooner because 559 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,200 Speaker 2: he was like, y'all can't be living for this long. 560 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,840 Speaker 1: I'm so sick. 561 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 2: Of you, Adam and Noah, like you need to die 562 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 2: at least one hundred and fifty. And so I feel 563 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 2: probably slowly he was like, let's introduce sugar. Okay, Let's 564 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,040 Speaker 2: introduce corn syrup, you know. 565 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 5: The air. Let's introduce the air fryer, the air. 566 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: God's an inventor and she boss. 567 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 3: I'd like to talk for a second about a huge 568 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 3: theme in this in this memoir, which is circumcision comes 569 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,120 Speaker 3: up time and again. So one thing that this that 570 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 3: I really learned from God and how he sort of 571 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 3: sees the world, is that I thought it was like 572 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,280 Speaker 3: I've always thought of it as as esthetic as just like, okay, 573 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,200 Speaker 3: it makes the dick more like you can see the 574 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,479 Speaker 3: whole thing. It's like picking out the outside. But he 575 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,680 Speaker 3: actually sees it as like a kind of a promise 576 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,480 Speaker 3: between you and God. So he goes it's super craepy. 577 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 4: He is born in the house. He's that bought with 578 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 4: the money, must be circumcised. Wait, bought with thy money? Okay, 579 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,280 Speaker 4: I mean a slave. I guess again. 580 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 3: My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant. 581 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 3: So it's basically like, oh, this is like between you 582 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 3: and me, Like it's like a ring. 583 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,640 Speaker 4: It's like a ring. 584 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 3: It's like a it's like when you're so like, oh 585 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,280 Speaker 3: my God, let's be blood brothers like as kids, and 586 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 3: you like prick your pinkies. 587 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, which is kind of beautiful, I guess. 588 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 5: Okay, But he made so many grown men circumcise themselves. 589 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,200 Speaker 5: This isn't all happening at childbirth. This is happening to 590 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,240 Speaker 5: guys who are like twenty seven. Okay, would you if 591 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 5: you know, if okay, you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't 592 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,320 Speaker 5: do a latent life circumcision, and by late night I do. 593 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 5: I am referring to twenty seven as latent. 594 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: That's actually how Jim Morrison died. 595 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 5: AARP circumcis. 596 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,000 Speaker 2: So God is just like so straight up like Willard 597 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:37,280 Speaker 2: and has like this creepy like sewed together like patchwork. 598 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 5: It is uncut only in his grind, uncut. 599 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 2: Of like this dick quilt, Yeah, quilt. He's like, I'm 600 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 2: into fibers and materials. This is a mixing media piece. 601 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: Of dick skin. 602 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 4: His guest room. 603 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,959 Speaker 5: There's a part of the Bible where there's like these 604 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 5: two worrying towns because someone from one town raped one 605 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,479 Speaker 5: of the women from the other, and the town that 606 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,880 Speaker 5: was victimized was like, look, we can have any we 607 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 5: can have a truce here, but what you need to 608 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 5: do is you need to form a covenant with God. 609 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,800 Speaker 5: You need to like all of the man need to 610 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 5: be circumcised. You can't eat meat with blood in it, 611 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 5: and some other a bunch of other like weird anarexic rules. 612 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 5: And they lied about this, the town, the victimized town, 613 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 5: and they go and they kill all of the men 614 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,160 Speaker 5: while they're recovering from their circumcisions. Imagine how busy that 615 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 5: circuit doctor must have. 616 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 4: It was a group circumcision. 617 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 3: It was like it was like you have remember like 618 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 3: paper cutters from like from like elementary school but nineties, 619 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 3: I well remember paper cutters. And then are like pulling 620 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 3: up making somebody packets and like you're just lining up 621 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:54,640 Speaker 3: like twenty local dudes just being like let's do this, bam, yeah, yeah. 622 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,040 Speaker 5: Stretch it out. You're like seventeen BC kids, remember. 623 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 3: The only Nazareth kids will remember. 624 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,320 Speaker 1: You know you're from Nazareth. 625 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,520 Speaker 3: When you were in a group sort of incision and 626 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 3: literally all the castmates got murdered by you were all 627 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 3: killed by warring down Wait and so, and that was 628 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,720 Speaker 3: revenge for that town raping this other woman. 629 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, well they killed all of the men. 630 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,400 Speaker 2: I want to bring up some more stuff about rape here. 631 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 2: When some of the scenes you're like kind of how 632 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,120 Speaker 2: has this happened? It's always like and if you do 633 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 2: lay in a field with another man's betrothed and you 634 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,920 Speaker 2: do take her, like she has the right to like 635 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 2: smite you and kill you. 636 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: And it was like all these situations. 637 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,000 Speaker 5: So incoherent that you could you're going to fail at 638 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 5: some point right. 639 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 2: Where it's just like you're always just alone in a 640 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 2: field with someone of these things that could happen. 641 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,640 Speaker 3: Well, I do think that back in the day, there's 642 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 3: a lot of fields. There's a lot of fields, and 643 00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,160 Speaker 3: I think that just like architecture and like there or 644 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 3: less stairwells, you know what I mean. Think about how 645 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 3: often you're hooking up with a guy in a stairwell. 646 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,120 Speaker 3: They didn't have that back then, so you had to 647 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,480 Speaker 3: go to a less locking back. There's less bathrooms, Like, 648 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 3: there's less what's it called liminal space words that people 649 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 3: are always using to refer to, just like an empty room. Yeah, 650 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 3: a limital It's like, so you had to go to 651 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 3: the forest, so it is the original pure space. 652 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,080 Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I've been in forests. I've been in parks. 653 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,240 Speaker 5: I've been in fields. 654 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 3: And the part about they're at Babel or whatever or 655 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,040 Speaker 3: something and like this is they're at Babyl They're at 656 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 3: Babylon sunset and. 657 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: I'm DJing at babbyl tonight Babylon. 658 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 4: Everyone's doing coke and getting COVID. 659 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 5: Nazareth Bosle, are you on the list? 660 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 4: Are you on the scroll? 661 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 5: Are you on the scroll? I don't see a Jibbeth girl. 662 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,760 Speaker 3: No, check it again, it's jaw path. It's jaw apostrophe path. 663 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,240 Speaker 5: You're like my friend Jebedi inside. 664 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: Can I say this about the Arc? 665 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 2: The Arc feels very like you go to a gallery opening, 666 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,439 Speaker 2: but it's like the gallery is so small and annoying, claustrophobic, 667 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,799 Speaker 2: and it's like outside is really where the party is 668 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,919 Speaker 2: and it's like huge. 669 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,800 Speaker 3: Oh you're saying like the deck is where it was 670 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 3: all going down, Well it was, lily. It was raining 671 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,640 Speaker 3: the whole time that they had to stay inside the arc. 672 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,440 Speaker 4: They literally couldn't even go out. 673 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,600 Speaker 3: That's why I do think the arc kind of sucks 674 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 3: because you can't like go onto the deck and be like, oh, 675 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 3: this is beautiful. And I always get so seasick. The 676 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,880 Speaker 3: lower I am in a hull moret. 677 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 5: Next to the giraffes. Stupid. You are not on the 678 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,800 Speaker 5: human floor. No, I am aware you're stowed away. 679 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 4: I mean at least the drafts are like fabulous. 680 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,080 Speaker 2: Love what you're wearing girl? Well okay, but that's why 681 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,279 Speaker 2: God is little gay. If he did invent like giraffes 682 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,200 Speaker 2: and cheetahs. 683 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,200 Speaker 5: Literally, if you're going, if you're going like full like 684 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 5: Lisa Frank animals, yeah, it's gay. 685 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,800 Speaker 3: And like are we supposed to believe that he invented 686 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,960 Speaker 3: just like every subspecies of beetle. 687 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,800 Speaker 4: Is that also part of the story. 688 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,840 Speaker 5: Yea, No, that's that's like that's a third of the Bible. 689 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:24,760 Speaker 5: It is just listing got invented. It's just like God's 690 00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,359 Speaker 5: actually kind of a nerd, Like it's so in soul. 691 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 5: But this is all so the reason I brought up Babble, 692 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,680 Speaker 5: and not to sort of circle back to my point, 693 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 5: but he explains this part where he's like, oh, and 694 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,000 Speaker 5: then I split everyone up and like made them go 695 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,080 Speaker 5: all over the world and speak different languages as like 696 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,960 Speaker 5: punishment for like the people of Babble like being too 697 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 5: like hubristic or something. And it's just like, oh, so 698 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,200 Speaker 5: he actually views like different cultures as like a bad thing. 699 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:55,840 Speaker 5: And that's actually why I'm canceling God, thank you, because 700 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 5: also by doing that, he invented colonialism. Yes, yes, he 701 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,960 Speaker 5: called the world. Did he colonized hearth? 702 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,439 Speaker 1: He colonized her if he made earth? 703 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,439 Speaker 3: Because if everyone was like the same and homogenousy also 704 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,640 Speaker 3: the same language, like same language, that we wouldn't be 705 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,839 Speaker 3: able to colonize each other. 706 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 5: Literally we just be one big, happy world. Okay, who 707 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,640 Speaker 5: are we in the Bible. 708 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 4: Okay, so that's how that is actually not that actually 709 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 4: does not come till the end of segments. 710 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,760 Speaker 3: Oh wait, you are now is exposing yourself as someone who. 711 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,120 Speaker 1: Has not a podcast. 712 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,719 Speaker 5: Wow, act, we listened to the podcast. 713 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:37,040 Speaker 2: I shall set upon you one hundred years of sores 714 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,000 Speaker 2: and locus, and. 715 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,600 Speaker 5: I agree thou have been slain to the land of 716 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,840 Speaker 5: the floppeth for spilling the tea which shall not have 717 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 5: been spilt. Thou spiltest the tea too early, And I 718 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,720 Speaker 5: will curse thee in my future career, and I shall 719 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,960 Speaker 5: not get a reality TV d Thou shalt not shashet 720 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 5: into the kingdom of the sleigh Sean. 721 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,319 Speaker 3: Hey, thou dost not stay? 722 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,359 Speaker 4: Okay? 723 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,719 Speaker 3: Wait, if you had to, okay, if you had to 724 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,040 Speaker 3: live in modern day Israel, modern day Egypt, or modern 725 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 3: day Iraq, what would you choose? 726 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 4: No? 727 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,520 Speaker 1: Wait, no, sorry, ancient ancient? 728 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,440 Speaker 5: Not wait take a modern modern. 729 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:25,879 Speaker 4: No not not modern day? No? I mean I okay, girl, 730 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,520 Speaker 4: I'm living in homes. You know it's living homes. 731 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,399 Speaker 2: Okay, wait, before we have this question, I do want 732 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 2: to say that I do feel like I'm like sometimes 733 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,960 Speaker 2: I'm like God, can we hear the side from the Egyptians. 734 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 5: Literally, yeah, no, he makes the Egyptians out to look 735 00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:44,920 Speaker 5: so bad. 736 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm a little like, well, honey, you made 737 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,280 Speaker 1: this so during. 738 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:49,960 Speaker 4: Tribe of Israel. 739 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 5: That's just like showing up places and like demanding stuff. 740 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 5: And with that comes like you're going to be enslaved, 741 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 5: you know. 742 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,920 Speaker 4: No, I know, it's very like that. 743 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,120 Speaker 5: You can't just pop into Cairo and be like, oh, 744 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,399 Speaker 5: where's what's what's what's happening for them? 745 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,279 Speaker 3: Like, is he suggesting that the Egyptian should be so 746 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,440 Speaker 3: Jennifer Lawrence and mother and just be like, oh, yeah, fine. 747 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:08,640 Speaker 4: Come in. 748 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, this is literally wind side. 749 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, ad is central Bullock. 750 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,600 Speaker 3: It's like, no, that's not happening. I don't know, I mean, 751 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,880 Speaker 3: it's not happening. I don't know if I would enslave 752 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,480 Speaker 3: them all. But like, but then again, we had these 753 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,280 Speaker 3: pyramids to build. 754 00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,839 Speaker 5: Literally, there's stuff dozation to build. 755 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and I'm. 756 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 2: Sure God loves those pyramids now and is like taking 757 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:37,880 Speaker 2: claim for it, being like bitch, I invented the wonders 758 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:38,760 Speaker 2: of the world. 759 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, And this comes back to the point that God 760 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,319 Speaker 3: is a hypocrite because I'm sure there's such a like 761 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,879 Speaker 3: Las Vegas style like mini Cairo in heaven, and it's 762 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,479 Speaker 3: these cloud pyramids and he's like, aren't these so fab? 763 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,400 Speaker 4: Don't you love them? Like just like real pyramids. 764 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,840 Speaker 3: It's like, bitch, you literally called out the Egyptians for 765 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,560 Speaker 3: enslaving the pyramid builders, and that. 766 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 2: Is just like God's riding on a camel being like, oh, so, 767 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,759 Speaker 2: Glad I invented you. You're crazy with your humps. Do 768 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,400 Speaker 2: you want to live in ancient Cairo? 769 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:15,200 Speaker 3: Ancient ancient like Iraq, like tigers and euphrates, boots like Babylon, or. 770 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,280 Speaker 4: Like ancient Israel? 771 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 5: I would want to be an Egyptian who lives in Cairo. 772 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,120 Speaker 5: I would not want to be an Israelite who's the same, 773 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,239 Speaker 5: and vice versa. I would not want to be an 774 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,400 Speaker 5: Egyptian in Israel wherever that is. You want to be, 775 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:33,680 Speaker 5: wherever it may be, wherever they're roaming to. 776 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,880 Speaker 1: To not be. I don't want to be an immigrant 777 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 1: in ancient you just. 778 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,440 Speaker 5: Want to be on your home turf. I feel yes 779 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 5: at this time. 780 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,600 Speaker 4: I do love to travel and I love being in 781 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,320 Speaker 4: a new place. 782 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,800 Speaker 5: And that's why you're gonna. 783 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,200 Speaker 1: You would get smite fucking down bitch. 784 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,879 Speaker 3: Oh my god, but don't you think that I would 785 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,600 Speaker 3: be the one Israelite who is just like, oh, I 786 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 3: actually like managed to kind of get out of like 787 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,640 Speaker 3: pyramid duty. 788 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,279 Speaker 4: Actually, you're like braiding Cleopatra's hair. 789 00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,200 Speaker 1: You're like eating like so many olives. 790 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,960 Speaker 2: You're just being like, girl, these are like solay today. 791 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,400 Speaker 3: I'm just like I don't know why everyone's complaining. Like 792 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,800 Speaker 3: if you just like, I don't know, like have fun 793 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,680 Speaker 3: and like be cool like people. 794 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,600 Speaker 2: There's being someone like whipped next to you and you're like, yeah, 795 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,840 Speaker 2: well you made that decision to like a person. 796 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,480 Speaker 1: Who gets whipped. 797 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:28,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, update your resume, bitch, I got a job. 798 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,800 Speaker 5: God, God is going to be so mad about this episode. 799 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,279 Speaker 5: We're going to get another plague for this recording. God 800 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,120 Speaker 5: is gonna be like fit fourth plague. Hordes of Australians 801 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,280 Speaker 5: upon Yeah, you're sending hordes of Australian people. 802 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like Australians were just confined to the Lower east Side. 803 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,160 Speaker 3: Guess what, bitch, They're coming to Ridgewood, Little Brisbane. 804 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,560 Speaker 5: There's going to be so many of them that that 805 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,120 Speaker 5: the subways have to stop operating because they've. 806 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:58,520 Speaker 4: All been hit well, they're all covered in like Foster's vomit. 807 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,680 Speaker 1: Are reds go off a thousand dollars. 808 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:07,160 Speaker 2: You know, y'all go into a service or anything on 809 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,680 Speaker 2: Christmas Day midnight Mass? 810 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:14,280 Speaker 3: No, absolutely not, Lily, are you doing your classic Unitarian Universe? 811 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 3: Have you found a new, a new ex accepting church 812 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,239 Speaker 3: in your neighborhood. 813 00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,360 Speaker 4: I know you grew up in the UU with. 814 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,480 Speaker 2: You community, but we would go to like a welcoming 815 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,239 Speaker 2: pageant on Christmas Eve where my sister wants to get 816 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,480 Speaker 2: to play the angel Gabriel. 817 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,880 Speaker 1: Not to brag, I'd beat all light. 818 00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,759 Speaker 2: I mean, this is so not UNI turn that we 819 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,480 Speaker 2: would light candles and saying Silent Night in German. 820 00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,000 Speaker 5: I literally hate the Unitarians so much. I think they're 821 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,080 Speaker 5: they're demons. No offensively, I'm sure you probably. 822 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,440 Speaker 1: I would know. I was not like a proud Unitarian. 823 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 1: I was always so annoyed. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, 824 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: how dare you know? 825 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 2: Because I was always like forced to go and I 826 00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,200 Speaker 2: was like, this is not a religion. All we do 827 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,560 Speaker 2: is like go to Sunday school and learn about other religions, 828 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,880 Speaker 2: like it's just school again. 829 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,759 Speaker 5: I was like, you were like, bitch, I want to 830 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,960 Speaker 5: be in a goddamn cult. 831 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,720 Speaker 4: I'm not trying to go to school. Yeah, fucking pool 832 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:06,520 Speaker 4: aid my ass. 833 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,320 Speaker 5: My mom joined the church. I like, I was Catholic 834 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 5: until I was like fifteen, and then my mom driding 835 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,360 Speaker 5: you wow, which just basically allowed me to just become 836 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,000 Speaker 5: like a like addicted to weed. 837 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,320 Speaker 1: Right, because you got to me that they're like chill kids. 838 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, literally they're doing the kids they're calling. They're calling 839 00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,360 Speaker 5: Jesus a gender refugee on Christmas. 840 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,360 Speaker 3: I mean Jesus was not a gender refugee and was 841 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,520 Speaker 3: not queer, like I think Jesus is pretty much like 842 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,200 Speaker 3: the most burning man person like in history totally. 843 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,799 Speaker 1: And Jesus is the most awesome camp counselor you've had. 844 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,280 Speaker 5: He has a super that is covered in so much. 845 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,200 Speaker 4: Dust it's yeah, so many. 846 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,920 Speaker 5: He's like always out there free Tibet. He's balding but 847 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,839 Speaker 5: has incredibly long hair. 848 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,360 Speaker 3: He is on field that app for like finding a 849 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,520 Speaker 3: fruit bal like. 850 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,000 Speaker 2: He is just Yes, his girlfriend does have a shaved 851 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,640 Speaker 2: side head and like totally she listens. 852 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 3: To dubstub and his other girlfriend has like really bad 853 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 3: adult acts. 854 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,400 Speaker 5: They love geometric street art. 855 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:14,240 Speaker 4: Oh my god, you know like murals just like you know, no, honey, 856 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,400 Speaker 4: we've been to San Diego. Okay, you get you get. 857 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,359 Speaker 1: The They get me in front of this mural. They 858 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,640 Speaker 1: go on like url tour. 859 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,120 Speaker 5: They have four thousand bunch of cords. 860 00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,120 Speaker 3: Can I ask, as a practicing Catholic growing up, were 861 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,040 Speaker 3: you drawn to the ritual and the ceremony and the 862 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,200 Speaker 3: pomp and the circumstance, Like as a gay man, did 863 00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,799 Speaker 3: you love all the you know, all the frippery and 864 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,360 Speaker 3: the frillery. 865 00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, and even more so because it was all in 866 00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,560 Speaker 5: Spanish and it was all led by Latinas like mother 867 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,480 Speaker 5: had style. 868 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,399 Speaker 3: Okay, so the divine feminine was present, Oh my god. 869 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:49,719 Speaker 5: Yeah. 870 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,160 Speaker 4: And it's not being so like. 871 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,480 Speaker 1: A man being like he's your normost. 872 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,840 Speaker 3: The women are pretty like are pretty like off in 873 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,480 Speaker 3: the corner and the ira version. 874 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:05,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, Latinos are like partying. There's tequila and the wye. 875 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,520 Speaker 4: Do you take? Do you take the blood of Christ? Witches? 876 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:15,640 Speaker 1: Just com Okay? 877 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,560 Speaker 2: I in my infamous thirteen year old diary and this 878 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,200 Speaker 2: is so. 879 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 4: Were you talk so much shit about me? 880 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:24,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? 881 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,239 Speaker 2: In that same diary where I talk so much about 882 00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,360 Speaker 2: Stephen at like I talk about how I like want 883 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,640 Speaker 2: to go like more to the Catholic Church because I 884 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,880 Speaker 2: think it's like badass and Sinatra and gangster. 885 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,360 Speaker 5: Well, so you were like you were trad before. 886 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like really trod and I could tell 887 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,600 Speaker 2: I was like this just kind of like hippie boomer 888 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,680 Speaker 2: tweed jacket Unitarian churches. 889 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,360 Speaker 1: Like, I want to go back to the church. And 890 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:47,640 Speaker 1: we did. 891 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,120 Speaker 2: I remember because I think we went to Easter with 892 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,880 Speaker 2: the church where I was baptized, and I was like 893 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,160 Speaker 2: the smoke and everyone's dressing up. 894 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,160 Speaker 1: When men were men, you know, and the incense. 895 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,680 Speaker 4: When men were men, when men wore big gold dresses 896 00:44:58,840 --> 00:44:59,640 Speaker 4: the way men. 897 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:13,759 Speaker 6: Should exactly, and God said. 898 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,600 Speaker 1: There shall be segments. 899 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,839 Speaker 4: How doths she live? 900 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,239 Speaker 1: How does she? 901 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,640 Speaker 5: What doth she shears? 902 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,280 Speaker 1: What doss she wears? 903 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:32,040 Speaker 4: Wow? Well iconic lag on that one. Okay. What doth 904 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,000 Speaker 4: she eat? Well? 905 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,880 Speaker 3: As we discussed, as we were saying, she has an 906 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,439 Speaker 3: eating disorder. 907 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:39,520 Speaker 1: Yes, she makes it. 908 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,880 Speaker 2: She's more of a cook and more of a like orderer, 909 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,880 Speaker 2: loves going to restaurants. 910 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,960 Speaker 4: Or she's not a chef, shall we say. 911 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,719 Speaker 3: She's not like trying to like invent new things. It's 912 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,439 Speaker 3: a lot of like what she doesn't eat. 913 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,080 Speaker 2: But it's also a lot of like herby lamb roast 914 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,720 Speaker 2: and like classic roast chicken. 915 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,440 Speaker 4: I guess the thing is like it just doesn't seem 916 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,360 Speaker 4: like there's a ton of flavoring or like or recipe. 917 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,799 Speaker 4: It's like I don't think she's like squeezing lemon on 918 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,280 Speaker 4: the lamb. 919 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:09,480 Speaker 2: Like. 920 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,920 Speaker 4: I literally think it's just. 921 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,040 Speaker 5: Like there's parsley. 922 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:18,840 Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's one sprig of rosemary, like, and 923 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,960 Speaker 2: it's like over this fire. So maybe sometimes I bet 924 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,200 Speaker 2: like twenty five percent of the time it's like juicy 925 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,359 Speaker 2: just because of the cold fire. But like a lot 926 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,920 Speaker 2: of time probably it's unseasoned. I mean he does salt. 927 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,239 Speaker 5: This is the origin of white people not knowing whit 928 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:39,879 Speaker 5: their food. Yeah, the Egyptians we're using all the season. 929 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:44,080 Speaker 3: I do also think it is the origin of like 930 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:47,480 Speaker 3: folks of suburban experience over cooking meat. 931 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,400 Speaker 4: I feel like everything is hard, crisp in the Bible. 932 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:52,280 Speaker 1: Well done. 933 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,680 Speaker 2: I like, I'll have my chick because he's so anti 934 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,120 Speaker 2: like blood. He's like, there half shall no be no 935 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,439 Speaker 2: blood in the chicken, no blood in a goat. 936 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,880 Speaker 5: It's like, Okay, this chicken is not well done. This 937 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,400 Speaker 5: chicken's congratulation. 938 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,239 Speaker 1: Am I right? 939 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,760 Speaker 4: Okay, that is funny. I'm telling that away. 940 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,600 Speaker 3: I also feel like, did you ever read that profile 941 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,600 Speaker 3: of Kelly and Conway where it's like she's at this 942 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:19,239 Speaker 3: DC steakhouse and she says reporter, and there's a like 943 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 3: a scallion on top of the steak as a garnish, 944 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,280 Speaker 3: like a full scallion. When she picks up the entire 945 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,719 Speaker 3: scallion and swallows the entire thing like. 946 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,920 Speaker 4: A sword swallower. And the report was like, it's the 947 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,960 Speaker 4: weirdest thing I've ever seen. That is like a threat, 948 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,000 Speaker 4: that's like a weird animal. 949 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,960 Speaker 3: It's like a crazy crazy like pissing on a tree, 950 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,320 Speaker 3: like marking your territory. 951 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,319 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm swallowing an entire skeleton your instinct for her too. 952 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,279 Speaker 5: It's like a popper fish when it blows up into 953 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:52,520 Speaker 5: a balloon. But I do think that, like God would 954 00:47:52,600 --> 00:48:00,080 Speaker 5: do that out of DC steakhouse. That's so God, oh God, entire. 955 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,080 Speaker 1: But I mean God, she do drink with her wine 956 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,120 Speaker 1: like everyone is wasted. 957 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,240 Speaker 3: I do feel like, let's be honest though, and actually 958 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,839 Speaker 3: I'm going to call you in for one second here. 959 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,520 Speaker 3: The problem is that the filtration system is back at 960 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:15,600 Speaker 3: that time just weren't that advanced. So a lot of 961 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,080 Speaker 3: the time wine or ale was going to actually be 962 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,480 Speaker 3: more sanitary than water. So it wasn't that people necessarily 963 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,600 Speaker 3: were alcoholics or lushes as we might say, Like that 964 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,920 Speaker 3: was actually just literally the safer choice. 965 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,360 Speaker 2: It's like you're getting these bourgelais, you're getting a gomet 966 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,200 Speaker 2: a pin, you're getting these the lighter, you're getting absolutely 967 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,640 Speaker 2: pet nats, You're definitely getting these kind of like super 968 00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:37,840 Speaker 2: funky sidery. 969 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, was wine like actually natural back then. It's like 970 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,120 Speaker 3: what we today think of as natural wine because it 971 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,080 Speaker 3: was so like, yeah, literally low. 972 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,319 Speaker 2: It was like right because it's low intervention. It's being 973 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,760 Speaker 2: so like age for two weeks. It's not like aging 974 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,440 Speaker 2: this cab for years. 975 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,359 Speaker 3: You know. 976 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,560 Speaker 2: This, Actually it brings me I need to talk about this. 977 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,520 Speaker 2: I was at a orthodox liquor store and there was 978 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:11,000 Speaker 2: a gift box of a bottle of Israeli wine, cigar, 979 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,400 Speaker 2: chocolate bark, and then a stemless wine cup for a 980 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,680 Speaker 2: long term care pharmaceutical company and. 981 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,719 Speaker 4: It was all included in this one gift care package. 982 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, so this was just like something that like this 983 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,719 Speaker 3: like hasidic like business just hadline around. 984 00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,960 Speaker 4: They put it all into one box. 985 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:30,279 Speaker 1: Yeah. 986 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,160 Speaker 2: They threw in some you know, some fun tissue paper 987 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,360 Speaker 2: and they're like, let's throw this in a box of 988 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:36,880 Speaker 2: this like stemless pharmacuse. 989 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,279 Speaker 5: I have aside here if you don't mind me a 990 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:44,200 Speaker 5: side side. I have a friend who has a labradoodle, 991 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,640 Speaker 5: you big poofy white dog. And this dog is being 992 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,920 Speaker 5: walked around East Williamsburg. 993 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,640 Speaker 4: A white labradol. There. 994 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,000 Speaker 5: I haven't seen a white labradood. I know. Whatever. 995 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,799 Speaker 3: Okay, if you read that article that the guy who 996 00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,800 Speaker 3: invented the labradoodle, it is just like, yes, I feel 997 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,040 Speaker 3: so ashamed for like causing a play call this planet. 998 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:05,000 Speaker 5: Yes he yeah, he said it was his life's biggest 999 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,759 Speaker 5: mistake was inventing the laberdoodle. They are little deeds. 1000 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:08,640 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1001 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,439 Speaker 5: This issific guy walked up and he was like, oh 1002 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:15,520 Speaker 5: my god, I love your dog. Can I sell her 1003 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:17,160 Speaker 5: fur when you cut her hair? 1004 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:17,960 Speaker 1: Stop? 1005 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,360 Speaker 5: And we were like what, And he was like, can't 1006 00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,240 Speaker 5: I buy the fur from you and sell it because 1007 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,800 Speaker 5: it's like it's exactly like wool. 1008 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,280 Speaker 4: This is such a biblical. 1009 00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,440 Speaker 5: And then he gave the phone number to the owner 1010 00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,560 Speaker 5: and he was like, call me when you cut her hair. 1011 00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,120 Speaker 5: I'll come pick it up and I want to sell 1012 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,000 Speaker 5: it as wool. And I'm like, to who who is 1013 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,920 Speaker 5: buying small batch dog hair that they can if you 1014 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,960 Speaker 5: want for like a pillow, for a throw pillow. This 1015 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,400 Speaker 5: is my throw pill a single pillow, a hundred. 1016 00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,000 Speaker 1: Percent Irish wool or whatever. 1017 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,919 Speaker 5: And it's like it's laberdodle like disgusting, like at least 1018 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,759 Speaker 5: of Williamsburg's sidewalk labridoodle hair. Okay, that is. 1019 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,120 Speaker 3: I mean the idea that she would actually put more 1020 00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:05,600 Speaker 3: like willingly put more dogcare into your home. 1021 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,719 Speaker 5: It's crazy. I know it's insane. Anyways, just want it. 1022 00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,400 Speaker 4: That's it did feel biblical. 1023 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,600 Speaker 2: I mean, I guess speaking of what does she wear 1024 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,480 Speaker 2: fig figs, figs white, I just imagine a lot of 1025 00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,680 Speaker 2: tunics and smocks, very flowy sheets. 1026 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,120 Speaker 3: I've been watching this really amazing Netflix show called Last 1027 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,480 Speaker 3: Kingdom that's sort of about the Viking invasions of England 1028 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:32,080 Speaker 3: in the ninth century, and all the outfit thank you, 1029 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,000 Speaker 3: and the outfits are very like tunics buckles, and it's like, 1030 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,040 Speaker 3: I feel like tunics and buckles were basically fashioned from 1031 00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,480 Speaker 3: just like literally ancient times up until like nineteenth century 1032 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,920 Speaker 3: like we were maybe or make eighteenth century like colonial times, 1033 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,759 Speaker 3: but like we were basically doing tunics for most of 1034 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:51,359 Speaker 3: human history. 1035 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,040 Speaker 2: But I feel like the Egyptians were being more glam. 1036 00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,720 Speaker 2: Well we should look back as I wrote a paper 1037 00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,080 Speaker 2: in sixth grade on medieval s togas. 1038 00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,879 Speaker 3: It was like more sheet base, but they were still 1039 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,799 Speaker 3: doing buckles and like when they were putting on their 1040 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,319 Speaker 3: like war if it's it was still like belts and ship. 1041 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,520 Speaker 5: It's like at leisure is kind of of a return 1042 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:12,560 Speaker 5: to the to the robe or the toga. 1043 00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:18,080 Speaker 4: Honey, you try going to the gym and like clack 1044 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,279 Speaker 4: jaw comfortable. 1045 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,000 Speaker 2: I feel like it's more like the Bible is more 1046 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,760 Speaker 2: under the Tuscan sun style. 1047 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,040 Speaker 5: Have you ever walked around in a toga? It's actually 1048 00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:29,640 Speaker 5: not a lot of work. 1049 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,520 Speaker 3: You're like you have to like gather all this fabric 1050 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,239 Speaker 3: all the time, Like you can't just like stretch and 1051 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,680 Speaker 3: jump and just like be making a smoothie than be 1052 00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,319 Speaker 3: like sitting on your big marble kitchen counter like. 1053 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,319 Speaker 2: In this kind of like Also I've i mentioned it's 1054 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,399 Speaker 2: like a hard toga unbleached fit. 1055 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think the unbleached lanning the under dyed Linen. 1056 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:53,359 Speaker 5: I mean it. 1057 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,799 Speaker 2: Probably hangs pretty well, and I don't think it's pre 1058 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,799 Speaker 2: I feel like the Bible's pre buckle, but I think 1059 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:02,040 Speaker 2: we're we're seeing maybe a lot of rope wine there buckles. 1060 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,399 Speaker 3: There were there were wrist cuffs like there was there 1061 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:09,000 Speaker 3: was metal like acuter hello, like the warriors of the time, 1062 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,360 Speaker 3: like ancient Spartan words were so like helmets and ship Spartan. 1063 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,920 Speaker 2: I don't think Bible is Spartan times. That's like ancient Romans. 1064 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,120 Speaker 4: That's that's I'm saying, that's pre Bible. So by the Bible, yes, 1065 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,440 Speaker 4: there would have been cuffs. 1066 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,520 Speaker 5: Whoa, that's pre Bible. 1067 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,440 Speaker 4: Okay, wow, yeah, literally y'all, y'all want to get over 1068 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,319 Speaker 4: to Wikipedia and. 1069 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:35,640 Speaker 2: Sorry, and this may again reveal my amazing private school education. 1070 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,760 Speaker 1: Was ancient Rome before the Bible. 1071 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,480 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it was. 1072 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,560 Speaker 3: I mean ancient Rome like goes up into the Bible 1073 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,680 Speaker 3: like Julius Caesar was like right around the time of 1074 00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,920 Speaker 3: the Bible, like a little bit before the Bible, like 1075 00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,040 Speaker 3: negative fifty BC. 1076 00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,719 Speaker 4: Well, there's the whole Jesus was expelled from Rome thing. 1077 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,040 Speaker 4: No I knew this. 1078 00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,480 Speaker 3: You guys are you guys are being so Christian that 1079 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,520 Speaker 3: you think that history started at like the. 1080 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:03,040 Speaker 2: Year and that's why BC was so horny and sexy 1081 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,200 Speaker 2: and orgies and then coming. 1082 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:07,640 Speaker 1: Back no sex. 1083 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,240 Speaker 4: You guys thought Hia Rome was just like twelve fifty. 1084 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,359 Speaker 4: I thought it was just like a Disneyland. 1085 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:18,120 Speaker 1: Okay, how does she live? 1086 00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,759 Speaker 3: I mean it's a lot of reclaimed wood, Like as 1087 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,040 Speaker 3: you know, the arc was just like the original, like 1088 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:28,239 Speaker 3: straight guy project of like building furniture. 1089 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:33,200 Speaker 2: Everyone's an aiden. Aiden's are out there. Everyone is building. 1090 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,720 Speaker 2: But I feel like God is so like your home 1091 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,759 Speaker 2: must be like humble. Oh well, here's the thing I 1092 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,920 Speaker 2: saw roso O'Donnell just bought a house in California for 1093 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:45,680 Speaker 2: the first time, and it said the kitchen is kosher. 1094 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:50,120 Speaker 3: Oh, because there's like a separate dishwashers for like means 1095 00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:51,160 Speaker 3: or whatever. 1096 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's two sanks like one for pig for. 1097 00:54:55,760 --> 00:55:00,759 Speaker 4: My pig sank and my non cloven hoof sink. Wait, 1098 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,359 Speaker 4: oh my god, no, that's the cloven sink. 1099 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,800 Speaker 1: So it's farm sinks. 1100 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:07,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's giving me Joanna gains like it is farm 1101 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,960 Speaker 2: syks and it's rustic. 1102 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,800 Speaker 3: Ohkay wait so sorry, So if I may just reference 1103 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,480 Speaker 3: on Deuteronomy again. 1104 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:19,759 Speaker 4: You know you, King James. I'm rocking here. That's how 1105 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,400 Speaker 4: I stole from my parents' house. 1106 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,480 Speaker 5: I spark nose this shit. They call got a main 1107 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,400 Speaker 5: character in SparkNotes dot. 1108 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:34,319 Speaker 3: Com and she is the original Madacterlivia Rodrigo in her AirPods. Okay, wait, 1109 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,680 Speaker 3: but listen to this wood description that gets so specific 1110 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,759 Speaker 3: hw the two tables of stone, like onto the first 1111 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,480 Speaker 3: and come on to me into the mount and make 1112 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,160 Speaker 3: the an arc of wood, and I will write on 1113 00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,120 Speaker 3: the tables the words that were the first tables with 1114 00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,279 Speaker 3: thou breakest, and now she'll put them in the yark. 1115 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,160 Speaker 3: And I made an arc of shit timwood and keew 1116 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,560 Speaker 3: two tables of stone, like unto the first. It's like, 1117 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,520 Speaker 3: so I need you to get this specific kind of wood. 1118 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000 Speaker 3: Then I want you to do this like stone overlay 1119 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,680 Speaker 3: like tabletop but like with the like shittoomb wood legs, 1120 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,880 Speaker 3: and it's being so just like slightly mid century inspired 1121 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,759 Speaker 3: but just like but I'm also really really taken with 1122 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,320 Speaker 3: like natural fibers, and I wanted to like evoke I 1123 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:15,719 Speaker 3: feel like. 1124 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:17,800 Speaker 1: You know what the Bible is. It's like that description. 1125 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,960 Speaker 2: It reminds me of like always the scene on a 1126 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 2: house renovation show where the couple says they want a 1127 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,840 Speaker 2: certain type of wood, and then of course it's like 1128 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,600 Speaker 2: out of stock and they have to get something that's 1129 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,200 Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars more, and they have to call the 1130 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,200 Speaker 2: couple and they're like, hey, Susie, how are you. Yeah, no, 1131 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,760 Speaker 2: things are going really well. So we have some news. 1132 00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,399 Speaker 5: Yeah, we're out of the sh team. 1133 00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're out of the shit team. We have some 1134 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,600 Speaker 1: amazing options. 1135 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:42,320 Speaker 2: We can do the stone, which is actually really popular 1136 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,920 Speaker 2: and it's really easy to clean. 1137 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,880 Speaker 3: And they're like, okay, so it actually is going to 1138 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:53,720 Speaker 3: be thirty seven more drop me per per per kilo. Yeah, 1139 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,000 Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to part with that, drakma. 1140 00:56:56,680 --> 00:57:00,280 Speaker 1: And then they do, and jaw Seth says okay. 1141 00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,680 Speaker 3: And job Hath said to Moses, sure, let's fine, We'll 1142 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:04,560 Speaker 3: go with the stone. 1143 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:05,640 Speaker 4: Fun. 1144 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,640 Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. I mean, isn't this what we wanted? 1145 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,960 Speaker 1: Does this we want in our dream home in Nazareth? 1146 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:13,480 Speaker 4: No? And it's it's a forever home. 1147 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,080 Speaker 1: A place to grow to nine hundred and fifty seven 1148 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,680 Speaker 1: to that's so beautiful. 1149 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,040 Speaker 3: I wonder if I guess I'm also thinking does that 1150 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,160 Speaker 3: question apply to like God in heaven, like in the 1151 00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:27,520 Speaker 3: sort of like the cloud city, if you in. 1152 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:31,000 Speaker 5: That liminal space as you said earlier, like does anything 1153 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,360 Speaker 5: exist up there besides just like clouds and angels. 1154 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,440 Speaker 4: I guess I imagine Heaven as being like absolutely packed. 1155 00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,920 Speaker 3: It's like fully Las Vegas. It's like there's like so 1156 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:43,560 Speaker 3: many restaurants. It's so like Tampa. There's so many just 1157 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,960 Speaker 3: like surf and turf, like middle of the day. 1158 00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:49,160 Speaker 5: And it's always you can always get a seat, yes, 1159 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,160 Speaker 5: and you're just like there's you're getting a huge menu, 1160 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,760 Speaker 5: You're waiting forty five minutes for the waitress to It's 1161 00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:58,160 Speaker 5: very Markarita fill home. 1162 00:57:59,000 --> 00:57:59,960 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1163 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,600 Speaker 3: And then like God's actual apartment is just like so 1164 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,200 Speaker 3: cheesecake factory, and it's like vaguely Etruscan, but like also Egyptian, 1165 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,880 Speaker 3: and it's like so many different references from throughout history. 1166 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,000 Speaker 1: So so it is Vegas. 1167 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,920 Speaker 4: It's Vegas basically Vegas. 1168 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,120 Speaker 1: You're in Paris, then all of a sudden you're in Tuscany. 1169 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,000 Speaker 3: Right, You're like, wow, it's so beautiful. I can't believe 1170 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,120 Speaker 3: that this fountain work is so impressive. 1171 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,680 Speaker 1: Okay, who doth y'all in the book. 1172 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,240 Speaker 5: Like I said earlier, I feel like any gay is 1173 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:28,720 Speaker 5: the snake. 1174 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,800 Speaker 1: You're this, Yeah, we're all this, You're the snake. 1175 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000 Speaker 5: I feel like I'm the snake. 1176 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:39,480 Speaker 2: I guess I'm yeah, Ham, I'm Ham. 1177 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,640 Speaker 4: You're Ham. 1178 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,000 Speaker 3: So I mean you would so cover your dad's nude 1179 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,520 Speaker 3: body with the yeah, I'm just like, oh god, you's 1180 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,920 Speaker 3: so ashamed of your nude father. And I forget if 1181 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,360 Speaker 3: we asked this, but literally, have you seen your father nude? 1182 00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,440 Speaker 3: Not like and not like one purpose when you were 1183 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,080 Speaker 3: a kid, You're always to show me your dick, but. 1184 00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,040 Speaker 2: Like accidentally, no, never seen him. I mean it was 1185 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,360 Speaker 2: hard to even see his eggs. He wore shorts very rarely, 1186 00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:07,240 Speaker 2: rarely at the beach, so nice, Yeah, very covered, very 1187 00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:07,720 Speaker 2: even a. 1188 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,320 Speaker 1: Short sleeve was, you know, rare. 1189 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:16,400 Speaker 3: So so it remains a mystery. Your father's peace, right, except. 1190 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,480 Speaker 1: For the I mean, I feel like I've said this 1191 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,920 Speaker 1: on the pop and I asked to see his piece, right, 1192 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,800 Speaker 1: and he showed. 1193 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,240 Speaker 5: It to me. 1194 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,840 Speaker 2: Because you were so young as a part of life, yeah, 1195 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,200 Speaker 2: I mean me. 1196 00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:37,920 Speaker 1: I mean it's as. 1197 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,600 Speaker 4: When you're a little every dig is the dagic. 1198 00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,800 Speaker 2: The medium, you know, Hang it I'm not going on 1199 00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,400 Speaker 2: my fucking fing podcast. 1200 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,000 Speaker 1: Say my dad is a small dick. 1201 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,840 Speaker 5: Right, That's probably why no was so pissed at him, 1202 00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,400 Speaker 5: because Ham was like, dad has a small Oh. 1203 00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,880 Speaker 3: My god, I know he wished that no I had. Okay, 1204 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,000 Speaker 3: Noah secretly wishes that they hadn't covered it up. 1205 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:07,240 Speaker 4: And they'll be like, our dad is fucking oh my, 1206 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,680 Speaker 4: I'm like spread a rumor that their dad was hung 1207 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,760 Speaker 4: and then like scamy. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 1208 01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,720 Speaker 4: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. 1209 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,080 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah we're back. 1210 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:19,680 Speaker 4: Wow. 1211 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:25,840 Speaker 2: So God, something crazy just happened. God came to us 1212 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,400 Speaker 2: and recorded and started. 1213 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:32,680 Speaker 3: I've never seen God be angrier. She's like, I will 1214 01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,920 Speaker 3: make my presence know no matter what, stop talking about me. 1215 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,560 Speaker 3: You guys are stuck pitches and I'm just like, wow, 1216 01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,560 Speaker 3: got a lot of free time on your hands. God, 1217 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,800 Speaker 3: you're literally obsessed with Like, stop calling me a jap 1218 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,720 Speaker 3: New York based podcasts. 1219 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:51,040 Speaker 2: Right, sorry, it's Friday at four thirty, Like, shouldn't she 1220 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,360 Speaker 2: be finishing up your wfah right now? 1221 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like submit your time cards and get ready to 1222 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,320 Speaker 3: go out, bitch. God actually also has COVID. 1223 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,160 Speaker 2: She's She's like let's who are we fucking with? 1224 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,520 Speaker 5: God is pissed because he can't he can't go to 1225 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:08,200 Speaker 5: the new bab a club in Nazareth. 1226 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,400 Speaker 2: He can't show up as an outdoor bush at like 1227 01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:12,640 Speaker 2: a brewery and like. 1228 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,919 Speaker 1: Set himself aflame? Where were we? 1229 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:20,200 Speaker 4: Now? 1230 01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,720 Speaker 1: We rate the book? I don't know. I guess it's 1231 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,000 Speaker 1: historic and everything, but I'm also like. 1232 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:26,920 Speaker 4: It needs to be a. 1233 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not wrecking this really to anyone. 1234 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,120 Speaker 2: I get there are some iconic stories, So I feel 1235 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:39,440 Speaker 2: like I have to give it a three out of five. 1236 01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,960 Speaker 5: Just just just for its influence. 1237 01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,600 Speaker 2: You have to yes, for the influence as an influencer. 1238 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,560 Speaker 2: I'm giving it a three impact of three of five. 1239 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,640 Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, that's huge of you, like the 1240 01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:50,480 Speaker 2: way you got to fall. 1241 01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,880 Speaker 5: But it's also like low as common denominator, you know, 1242 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,560 Speaker 5: I mean it's ambitious, Like I guess I'm impressed, Like 1243 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,800 Speaker 5: you know, I couldn't write this. I've been right, I couldn't. 1244 01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:02,160 Speaker 3: Like, well, I got I wouldn't come up with this 1245 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,280 Speaker 3: many characters, and I would obviously as a gay person, 1246 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,280 Speaker 3: I would just like get bored and not like finish 1247 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:06,920 Speaker 3: the project. 1248 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,400 Speaker 2: Like wait, but isn't that God because like the Disciples, 1249 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,640 Speaker 2: the whole New Testament, you know, so it was like 1250 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,960 Speaker 2: the spinoff like John finished. 1251 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:18,600 Speaker 3: Up him yeah yeah, and he had all these other 1252 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,000 Speaker 3: like straight guys help him. 1253 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:20,640 Speaker 4: Yeah. 1254 01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,600 Speaker 2: I mean it's also very like classic you had a 1255 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,480 Speaker 2: hit and you can't write you. 1256 01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,360 Speaker 3: Never No, I know, where's the second book? I guess 1257 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:28,840 Speaker 3: like that would be the New test. 1258 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like other writers, the. 1259 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,240 Speaker 4: New Testament is not a memoir in the same way 1260 01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:35,280 Speaker 4: that the first one is. 1261 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,320 Speaker 5: It's I'm gonna I would do it. I would do 1262 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,400 Speaker 5: I think a three out of five is accurate. 1263 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,520 Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm saying two and a half. 1264 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,600 Speaker 3: I'm saying two and a half brand new bushes out 1265 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,080 Speaker 3: of five because I just feel like, again, it's like 1266 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,520 Speaker 3: there is some potential here, but it gets so bogged 1267 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,880 Speaker 3: out in details and then some of the juicier parts, 1268 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,480 Speaker 3: like he doesn't go into it all, Like I don't 1269 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:58,720 Speaker 3: learn anything about like the sort of motivations and the interior. 1270 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,160 Speaker 4: Lives of these people. 1271 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,080 Speaker 3: Like what was Noah like actually feeling during this, you know, 1272 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,160 Speaker 3: I mean like we're implied that're like, oh, he like 1273 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,680 Speaker 3: felt shame. We're implied that this person felt like hubris 1274 01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,720 Speaker 3: or this, like we see all like the negative aspects, 1275 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,000 Speaker 3: but like I don't know what were they? What did 1276 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,320 Speaker 3: they really want? Like what you know, Like I don't know. 1277 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,160 Speaker 3: It's supposed to be this book about humanity in this way, 1278 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,320 Speaker 3: and I actually don't get a lot of human emotion 1279 01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:18,800 Speaker 3: in here. 1280 01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, all the characters are so one dimensional. Yes, yes, 1281 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,920 Speaker 5: yes exactly. 1282 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,800 Speaker 2: And it happened so fast, so you want me to 1283 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,560 Speaker 2: care that cana enable. 1284 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:35,760 Speaker 3: There's no people and they, which is such a cop out, 1285 01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,160 Speaker 3: you know what I mean, that's such a cop out. 1286 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,000 Speaker 3: It's like, oh, they're the first people, so like we 1287 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,720 Speaker 3: don't know that much about them. It's like, no, bitch, 1288 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,320 Speaker 3: like you invented them. So like also, like that's so interesting. 1289 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,160 Speaker 5: Of a narrative, you know, if you really really dug 1290 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,480 Speaker 5: your teeth into it, you know, being the first people, 1291 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,040 Speaker 5: you have to ask yourself so many questions like oh 1292 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,480 Speaker 5: my god, who came before us? Blah blah blah blah blah. 1293 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:56,040 Speaker 4: None of that. 1294 01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,200 Speaker 5: There's gonna be that that existential fear that would you know, 1295 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,840 Speaker 5: just follow you if you realize that the first Cuban 1296 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,840 Speaker 5: to ever exist, that's not there. 1297 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,880 Speaker 3: No, I know, I mean right exactly, Like that would 1298 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,840 Speaker 3: be such a fucking mind fuck dude if you were 1299 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,560 Speaker 3: just like dude, like no one came before me, Like 1300 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:13,280 Speaker 3: what should. 1301 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,560 Speaker 5: I'm like your rib and you're made out of dust 1302 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,160 Speaker 5: and wants me to eat fruit? 1303 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,280 Speaker 2: You want to be a little more kid in King 1304 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,720 Speaker 2: Arthur's court, like the moment that he lands and is like, whoa. 1305 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:27,560 Speaker 4: What am I doing? 1306 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,680 Speaker 3: Which I have no references, I have no role models. 1307 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:31,080 Speaker 3: I've never seen sex in the city. 1308 01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:31,600 Speaker 4: I have no. 1309 01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:34,520 Speaker 3: Inpetus to move to a city, Like what is like, 1310 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,960 Speaker 3: what is going to inspire me? 1311 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:36,240 Speaker 4: No? 1312 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,000 Speaker 1: Am I a cmm pha? 1313 01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,560 Speaker 4: Like I'm just in a field and now my brother 1314 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,520 Speaker 4: slayeth me my brother. 1315 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:44,280 Speaker 1: And I'm not. 1316 01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,440 Speaker 2: Supposed to eat animals with blood yet they're full of blood. 1317 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:52,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's lacking interiority. Yeah, so that's something maybe for 1318 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:57,120 Speaker 5: the next book. God, yeah, I would like he's so 1319 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,840 Speaker 5: smitest for doing this. 1320 01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,360 Speaker 3: I want to get I want to get a Christian 1321 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,640 Speaker 3: fata against us or whatever it is. 1322 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,880 Speaker 5: Let's get one fingers fucking crossed. 1323 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,600 Speaker 3: Okay, cool, Well, thank you so much, Ben, This was 1324 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,480 Speaker 3: it was such a joy. 1325 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,440 Speaker 1: Yea, even for the second time. 1326 01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, anytime hopefully this can move it to era and 1327 01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:21,360 Speaker 5: God doesn't kill producer Meg, we'll see yeah. And if 1328 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,880 Speaker 5: he does, mag this will be your final project and. 1329 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:27,160 Speaker 4: Your legacy and you'll love it. 1330 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's really quite a note to go out on. 1331 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,120 Speaker 4: Thank you, Ben. 1332 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:35,920 Speaker 3: Do feel better with your COVID, you feel hope, you 1333 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:36,640 Speaker 3: feel worse. 1334 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:42,040 Speaker 2: See you at you you services. Remember life is a 1335 01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,440 Speaker 2: gift for which we are grateful. 1336 01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:44,720 Speaker 4: Period. 1337 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:51,080 Speaker 5: And period and that dot beyond teeth and. 1338 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,760 Speaker 1: I am lighting my Unitarian chalice for you and your health. 1339 01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:57,120 Speaker 4: Thank you. 1340 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:03,440 Speaker 5: So much with you, but fucking Mary freakin Christmas, Happy. 1341 01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,080 Speaker 1: New Year, be, Merry Christmas. 1342 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:08,880 Speaker 5: Be. 1343 01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:15,880 Speaker 2: This vintage episode was presented by Prologued Projects, ended by 1344 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:19,120 Speaker 2: Benjamin Frish with that a total sport from Andrew Parsons, 1345 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:23,640 Speaker 2: Perci Everlyn Leon Napuk, Madeline Kaplin, Narlene I Revel. 1346 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:28,320 Speaker 4: And produced by the famous whore Magmrenade. 1347 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,040 Speaker 1: Isn't that fun? 1348 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:29,920 Speaker 4: Okay? 1349 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:33,720 Speaker 2: Well, you know the names are current producers are Darby Masters, 1350 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,960 Speaker 2: supervising producers of Huzza Far Executive producer. 1351 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,200 Speaker 1: Is Christine Everett. But you know it's been the same 1352 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,400 Speaker 1: the whole time. Art work by Teddy Blanks Deem Song 1353 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:47,000 Speaker 2: By Steve Phillips Horse Some things don't change, never change.