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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames Hello. Hello, oh hey, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Jinks. I was looking for Mike. This is who.

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Speaker 1: It's Jinxy clown. I'm calling from party rental. I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to check in with you. Okay, I appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: But you answered the phone. You burped. Um. I was

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Speaker 1: a little confused at first. All right, Well, in my defense,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know you had answered the phone yet,

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Speaker 1: and I was taking a sip of one of my

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Speaker 1: drinks and I burped. So, I mean, I'm paying you,

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Speaker 1: and like, I just hiring you for, you know, to

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Speaker 1: come and entertain my family. Like, I just don't want

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Speaker 1: to be spoken to that way. I know the whole deal.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing this gig for a long time. So

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Speaker 1: you show up, put on a good face, juggle a

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Speaker 1: little bit, maybe do an impersonation, get paid, right. I

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Speaker 1: just when you come to my house, I just really

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Speaker 1: don't want you to be the way that you sound

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Speaker 1: right now. You know, honestly, it's very lethargic. You don't

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Speaker 1: sound excited at all. I'm not well, no, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's not that I'm lethargic. I'm very hungover today. You

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Speaker 1: gotta be kidding, man, please okay, well, please cancel this.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're saying this on the phone right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was going to pay you really well. I love

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Speaker 1: like I'm a supporter of entertainment. Entertainment disgusting. Oh, Jinxy,

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Speaker 1: you need to get your together, sir. I'm sorry. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, who am I talking to my dad? I

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Speaker 1: haven't talked to that guy since I was seventeen to

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Speaker 1: kick me out of the house and sleeping on the

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Speaker 1: couch ever since. Like, get your together. Yeah, I've heard

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Speaker 1: it before. I've heard it all before. Hey, speaking of that,

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Speaker 1: I don't really need any cash, dude, I'm actually outside

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Speaker 1: of your house and if I could just sleep on

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Speaker 1: the couch or a couple of days would be great. Wait,

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Speaker 1: would you just sig? I mean I had Look, I've

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Speaker 1: been sleeping back in my truck for a week, so

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Speaker 1: I've figured, um, instead of cash, I could just maybe

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Speaker 1: crash on your couch for a couple of days. And

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Speaker 1: that is definitely one thousand percent not happening. And you

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Speaker 1: better not be outside my house if it's because you

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Speaker 1: don't want to ruin the surprise the whole jinxio, I

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Speaker 1: don't want you in my house, okay, but you are

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Speaker 1: going to have me in there to perform anyway. So

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Speaker 1: I figured two birds, one step. Definitely not break on

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Speaker 1: the payment. You could say I'm your brother or something,

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Speaker 1: and like then they won't even know it's me when

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Speaker 1: I put on a makeup and you know, answer around

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Speaker 1: the house and the clown. No, that's absolutely not happening.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, please do not come anywhere near my house.

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Speaker 1: Cancel this preservation. You were not hired for my son's

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Thank you so much for checking in. I

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Speaker 1: really appreciate. Hey, before I let you go, would you

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Speaker 1: mind posting a review on the company's website because they're

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Speaker 1: all about that. I totally love to post a review

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Speaker 1: on what just happened right now. Well, I don't think

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Speaker 1: anything happened. I think you're just being all time, But like,

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Speaker 1: if you could post reviews, it be great. I can't like,

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Speaker 1: this has to be a joke, Like I cannot believe

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Speaker 1: you're saying this on the phone her. You know what

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Speaker 1: a joke is being a forty five year old man

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Speaker 1: who calls himself Jinksie and shows up at kids parties

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Speaker 1: to get kicked in the shin for an hour and

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Speaker 1: a half. That's a joke. Yeah, yeah, that's what my

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Speaker 1: third wife said before she walked out the door and

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Speaker 1: left me in this situation. Yeah, I can see why

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Speaker 1: she would leave you. Yeah, yeah, said to myself a

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Speaker 1: bunch of times a day. Already, thanks for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're very welcome. You're very welcome. And if you show

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Speaker 1: up at my house, I am calling the cops and

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Speaker 1: it will not be good for you. Okay, Well I

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Speaker 1: can't deal with them again, so I'll just tell you

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. What. Yeah, I'll just tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call, and that your wife

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Speaker 1: say yup, and then we can get off the phone

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Speaker 1: and I get back to Wow, that is hilarious, really professional. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you. Why are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Wife said you were in charge of hiring the clown

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Speaker 1: for your kids' party, So I wanted to freak out

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Speaker 1: a little bit, wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks,

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Speaker 1: we'd say, mornings on the twenties,