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Speaker 1: I used to tell my son when he was five

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Speaker 1: that if you tried to open his Christmas presents early,

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Speaker 1: that they would turn into dust. The Jewel Show text

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Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. What's a lie that

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Speaker 1: you've told to your kids that they will later on

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Speaker 1: as an adult realize you were lying about. There's a

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Speaker 1: trend going viral of people sharing the biggest little lies

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Speaker 1: that parents tell their kids that they don't realize until

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Speaker 1: they're an adult. And we'll go over them right now.

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Speaker 1: Also texting yours all call eight eight eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one oh six one text in four one o

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Speaker 1: six one. Sitting too close to the TV will ruin

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Speaker 1: your eyesight.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was told that, told that as well,

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Speaker 2: But your eyesight's fine. You watch a lot of TV

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Speaker 2: really close.

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Speaker 3: I don't watch it that close. I see you watch

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Speaker 3: Netflix on your laptop. Yes, I do watch it that

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Speaker 3: close because never thought about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I learned.

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Speaker 1: I found that My parents used to tell me that too,

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Speaker 1: But I tested the theory, so I would purposely sit

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Speaker 1: right in front of the TV with my nose against

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Speaker 1: it to see if it happened, and I never went blind.

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Speaker 4: So I'm like, they're lying the most jewel thing.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you get headaches? I do feel like I get

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Speaker 1: a headache. Well, science says it won't make you go blind,

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Speaker 1: but we will give you a headache.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it could give you a headache.

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Speaker 1: Another common lie that parents tell kids that they don't

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Speaker 1: realize until they're older. You can't swim for thirty minutes

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Speaker 1: after eating or you'll drown.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I think doctors told me that, not parents.

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Speaker 4: Really.

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Speaker 3: My parents told me that a lot, like lifeguards or something.

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Speaker 3: But I would test limits.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, you want to bet I'll go out

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Speaker 2: twenty eight minutes and bet you I won't drown.

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Speaker 3: And I never drowned. I was fine. Look at that.

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Speaker 3: Thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: Someone texted in at four one six when it said

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Speaker 1: when I was really young, my dad would tell me

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Speaker 1: that dead animals on the side of the highway were

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Speaker 1: just taking an app I hope you didn't learn that

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Speaker 1: the hardaway by being like, I'm gonna come up with

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Speaker 1: that little raccoon over there.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm having a great day.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull over here and come up with that racket.

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Speaker 4: That little raccoon wellley naps, Oh.

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Speaker 5: My god, it's even just walking up to it and

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Speaker 5: seeing the guts sound.

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Speaker 3: That's a little bit traumatized.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What is another little lie that your parents told you

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Speaker 1: when you were a kid that you didn't realize was

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Speaker 1: a lie until you were older. They your pet went

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Speaker 1: to live on a farm.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I'm still really emotional about this one. Why because I

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Speaker 5: just found out that there was no happy house. It

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Speaker 5: wasn't a farm. It was a happy house like two

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Speaker 5: years ago.

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Speaker 3: Wait me too, what happened to the years?

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Speaker 2: So sad?

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Speaker 5: I actually didn't go to the happy house, actually went

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Speaker 5: bye bye, and I did not know that.

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Speaker 2: Did you talk to the person at the counter at

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Speaker 2: the pet place?

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Speaker 4: Also?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I talked to my mother, who finally told me the truth.

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I got on the phone with someone who apparently worked

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Speaker 2: at the pet place where my dog went, and then

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Speaker 2: apparently they told me the whole time.

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Speaker 3: I was like, are you sure he went to like

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Speaker 3: a farm?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure he went to have it like a

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Speaker 6: Yes, it was like a vet or the guy at

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Speaker 6: the wherever my dog are. Yeah, I swear they like

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Speaker 6: this is like where he went. We have all his records.

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Speaker 6: I was so like, okay, thank you.

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Speaker 2: And then a few years ago, Hayley, my cousin was.

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Speaker 4: Like, Victoria, remember when you like actually bought that. I

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Speaker 4: was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Remember when I actually bought that? And she's like, it

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Speaker 3: was just uncle Ronnie in the back.

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Speaker 7: Your uncle actually posing, Your uncle actually posed as the

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Speaker 7: guy at the farm.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot of It's actually really nice.

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Speaker 5: They loved you so much that he was willing to

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Speaker 5: commit to that character to make sure that you were

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Speaker 5: like okay.

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Speaker 4: And then she.

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Speaker 2: Brings it up so casually, remember when you bought it?

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Speaker 3: Bought what Helmie?

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Speaker 1: You've never heard of somebody actually posing as the guy

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Speaker 1: at the farm where the animal does cry.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I would have felt

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Speaker 4: terrible if I was their uncle. Thought this little girl

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Speaker 4: be like, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at him right now.

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Speaker 3: He's great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: One text in a form one of six one says,

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Speaker 1: my parents convinced me that the outside of pickles was

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Speaker 1: scales from alligators.

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Speaker 5: Why why?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Speaker 1: So the person gets to twenty five and they're like,

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Speaker 1: did you know that pickles are a valligators skin on them?

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Speaker 4: And people are like, what, it's a cucumber.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty funny.

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Speaker 5: I don't have any kids, but if I did, I

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Speaker 5: feel like that's one of the funny things that you

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Speaker 5: would tell them just to watch them react to like alligators,

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Speaker 5: just to play with them.

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Speaker 3: That's probably not okay.

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Speaker 4: But I would.

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Speaker 1: What's another common lie that parents tell their kids that

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Speaker 1: they don't realize until they're older, We're almost there.

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Speaker 4: This is the most damaging lie you can tell.

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Speaker 5: I think those people that were told that constantly in

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Speaker 5: their lives are now that I'll be there in five minutes.

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Speaker 5: People are never there in five minutes.

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Speaker 7: Yes, And then it's also just like you just believe it,

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Speaker 7: and then you don't understand any concept of time, right,

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Speaker 7: and then like and then when you.

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Speaker 3: Start to get older, you start to do that to people.

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Speaker 3: But without knowing it.

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Speaker 7: You're like, we're almost there, because almost there could mean two.

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Speaker 4: Hours, could be anything. Yeah, it depends what almost there

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Speaker 4: is to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one six one and said,

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Speaker 1: my parents used to tell me that the ice stream

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Speaker 1: truck only plays music when it's out of ice cream.

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Speaker 3: That's like my.

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Speaker 2: Aunt telling my cousin that the Chuck E Cheese sign

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Speaker 2: when it says open, they're actually like closing it up

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Speaker 2: and everyone's deleeting.

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Speaker 3: So she could never go to chuck e cheese.

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Speaker 7: His parents just a lot of kids because they just

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Speaker 7: don't want to tell him now. Yeah, I mean the

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Speaker 7: ice cream thing is just good cost savings. That's actually

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Speaker 7: pretty smart. Text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: What's something that your parents lied to you about when

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Speaker 1: you're a kid that you didn't realize until you were older.

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Speaker 1: Another one is if you don't go to college, you

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Speaker 1: never get a good job.

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Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, you did go to college.

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Speaker 4: That's true, you got.

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Speaker 2: A pretty good job.

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Speaker 4: I literally tell my daughter the opposite.

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Speaker 7: I got only go to college if you need like

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Speaker 7: science or something, because other than that, it's wasted time

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Speaker 7: and money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's not what I heard.

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Speaker 3: It's been drilled into my head for my entire life.

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Speaker 1: You know, you go be a doctor. Oh you're in

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Speaker 1: radio cool, waste my money. Another one is if you

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Speaker 1: touch it, told you'll get warts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have been told that it was it not true.

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Speaker 4: I guess it's not true. It's not true.

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Speaker 5: Why would you get really thought that, like they had

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Speaker 5: you not to kiss the.

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Speaker 1: Princess was a kid, I love the little animals.

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Speaker 4: I'd Hougo

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Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to kiss those