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Speaker 1: Two teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Tama Judge. Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of to Teese and a Pod

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Speaker 1: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.

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Speaker 2: And Tamad Judge coming to you with my beaver Lake.

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Speaker 2: Is that what it says beaver Lake hat?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm coming to you with a weird angle because

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Speaker 1: my computer stopped working. So now I'm on the iPad

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Speaker 1: and I'm like why.

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Speaker 2: I thought this was appropriate?

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Speaker 3: Because beaver Lake is in Arkansas. Is not close to

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Speaker 3: where Southern Charm is to Charleston.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is that close?

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Speaker 4: I do not think so.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's not.

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Speaker 3: Now I saw South Carolina. I figure they're all in

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Speaker 3: the same area over there.

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Speaker 1: Well, right now, we're recapping Southern Term season ten, episode two.

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Speaker 1: It starts off, you know, Ship's taking a little shower

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Speaker 1: and then he's spacetiming his twenty six year old girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: And I wanted to fix his hair so bad because

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Speaker 3: it was wet. I'm like, no, no, and there she

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Speaker 3: is all cute. First thing I thought was how old

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Speaker 3: is she? And of course the producers let us know

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Speaker 3: she's only twenty six years old and he's forty four.

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Speaker 1: Well, and he also kind of seemed nervous talking to her,

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Speaker 1: like he's still trying to end that like winning her overstage.

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Speaker 4: But he doesn't fail to.

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Speaker 1: Mention that she is the former Miss Bahamas and apparently

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Speaker 1: she's a lot of things that Taylor isn't.

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Speaker 3: Whatever, he was really shaming Taylor too in her new boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like that at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking, does Sienna choosing to date Shep?

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Speaker 4: Mean, like, are we going to do a show in

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Speaker 4: the Bahamas? Like, what, Sienna? What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I mean, Sheff, we love you, but I think Sienna

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Speaker 3: wants to be on TV. I'm just putting that out there.

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Speaker 3: Looks so in love, like a little puppy dog. And

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Speaker 3: then he's acting just a little desperado like when can.

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Speaker 2: I see you?

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Speaker 4: I'd love to come see you.

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Speaker 3: When I just go say, wait, wait, win win win win,

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Speaker 3: I just want to go and see you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Then we get to Taylor and Gaston are playing pick

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Speaker 1: a ball and thirty miles per hour wind. Taylor says

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Speaker 1: her seventh month relationship with Gaston is night and day

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Speaker 1: difference from her two year relationship with Shep. And then

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Speaker 1: they you know, they give us a flashback to twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one where her and Shepper are playing a game

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Speaker 1: and he calls hering idiot.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to punch him when I saw that, I'm like, really, Shep,

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Speaker 3: and then Ry wanted to punch him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then right after we get you know, him calling

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Speaker 1: her idiot, then Shep says, and it's confessional or talking

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Speaker 1: head that he is certain that her parents and grandparents

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Speaker 1: and everybody wants them to be together.

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Speaker 3: I think she responded to that on Instagram. I can't

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Speaker 3: remember what it was, but oh yeah, she did, like,

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Speaker 3: what a joke?

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Speaker 2: Are you serious? Right now? Nobody wants that.

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Speaker 3: I think that Taylor and Gaston are super cute together

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Speaker 3: and they know how to play pick a ball.

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Speaker 2: I really like him. I feel like he has really

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Speaker 2: good energy.

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Speaker 4: And I think he really liked her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but her comment that she made on Instagram was

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pop off here for a second publicly.

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Speaker 1: Let me shout it out from the mountaintops that both

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Speaker 1: my parents, my grandparents, and yes even my recently late

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Speaker 1: grandfather all couldn't be happier that I've moved on and

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Speaker 1: I'm been a much better, happier and healthier relationship. So

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Speaker 1: this comment sends me, what planet do you live on, bro.

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Speaker 2: Well, he lives on his own planet, that's for sure.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean because Chef's relationship has quite the age gap.

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Speaker 1: It's eighteen years, I know, and Taylor and Gaston are

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Speaker 3: But I didn't really like the way that Shep was

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Speaker 3: what was it a serial killer or.

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Speaker 2: Something like that, A villain, a villain And I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Really, dude, I think he's a good looking guy. So

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I just didn't like it. It made me

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Speaker 3: think like he still had a thing for Taylor.

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Speaker 4: I think so too, And I think he's probably jealous,

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Speaker 4: and I think he's probably not feeling one hundred percent confident.

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Speaker 1: In his relationship with Sanna. It's like projecting his insecurities.

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Speaker 1: But I do want to know, like, Taylor, can you

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Speaker 1: show us your group chat with your family, like and

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Speaker 1: type in Shep and show us what comes up?

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Speaker 2: Oh, my god, we really need to know. Here's another

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Speaker 2: guy that made me want to punch him in.

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Speaker 4: The face multiple time.

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Speaker 2: My god, I identify as rich.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're at Janek's rental property the ends. He says

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Speaker 1: it's the largest Airbnb property in downtown Charleston.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't, Oh, he doesn't. I thought he said he

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Speaker 3: did identify as rich.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't identify as rich. But he's well off with

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Speaker 4: his eight other Airbnb property.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's doing well if he's got eight properties.

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Speaker 1: JT's mom and sister are both painters, so he commissioned

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Speaker 1: a piece from them that represents.

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Speaker 4: The Charleston marsh.

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Speaker 1: His mom and sister can't believe that they he handed

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Speaker 1: Miss Patricia Kane. They recommend he writes an apology letter.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, send a carrier Pridge and do whatever you

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Speaker 1: do anything.

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Speaker 3: But this guy has zero awareness, like self awareness. I mean,

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Speaker 3: get off your ass, go to your desk and start

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Speaker 3: writing that apology letter to Miss Patricia.

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Speaker 4: Now also write one day.

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Speaker 3: You know he's going to that up. He go that up,

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Speaker 3: that letter up so bad. I don't think he even

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Speaker 3: this guy is.

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Speaker 4: But know what's weird is that, like when you watch

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Speaker 4: his mom and sister, they seem like regular.

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Speaker 2: Well that's why I was thinking.

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Speaker 3: When I watch it, I'm like, I'd rather have his

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Speaker 3: mom and his sister on the show than him does

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Speaker 3: someone like him that's so annoying good for the show

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Speaker 3: or is it too much?

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Speaker 1: Like just go well, I think that's what we're That's

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Speaker 1: what we saw last week with Shep and Pray at

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Speaker 1: that golf place with him.

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Speaker 4: You can tell they didn't even want to listen to him.

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Speaker 4: They're like, why are you guys making us film with him?

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Speaker 2: He's super annoying and that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: Like, he's so annoying, and I think the writing's on

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Speaker 1: the wall because you piss off, Like we have to

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Speaker 1: remember Whitney and Miss Patricia are a part of the

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Speaker 1: people that started this show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and by the way, Whitney can piss them off, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just going to piss off the whole cast by now

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Speaker 3: that Whitney gives me the creeps.

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Speaker 4: Oh when he said that to Molly, we'll get into that.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, but he's just overall his red lips and everything.

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Speaker 3: Any man with bright red lips freaks me up.

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Speaker 4: No who he kind of reminds me the bright red

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Speaker 1: But remember like in the like late nineties or early

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Speaker 1: two thousand, when like all the guys would do their

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Speaker 1: hair like super straight. Like I feel like Ashley Simpson's

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend had it like it was like his name

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Speaker 1: was Ryan Cabrera.

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Speaker 4: He also dated Audrina Partridge.

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Speaker 2: How do you remember that? Because like that.

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Speaker 4: Kind of shit I can't forget. But then we get

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Speaker 4: Mollie getting ready for her rehearsal.

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Speaker 1: She plays the miniature tuba.

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Speaker 4: I like Mollie's story. I like Mollie I do.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we find out a little bit more about Molly.

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Speaker 3: She's adopted by two attorneys and plays a trombone.

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Speaker 2: Or the euphonium. I've never even heard of it, but

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Speaker 3: And she moved back in with her parents to be

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Speaker 3: home with them or aka.

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Speaker 2: To be on a reality TV show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah now, I mean this is her second reality show.

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Speaker 1: She was also in America's Next Top Model. We see

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Speaker 1: some old things, but she's gonna need to give us

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Speaker 1: a little more than thinking Craig is hot and playing

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Speaker 1: the mini tuba.

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Speaker 4: But I do. They're building her store, I know.

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Speaker 3: But I just I'm so afraid she's gonna start dating Whitney.

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Speaker 1: If she starts dating Whitney after what we just saw,

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Speaker 3: Oh, in the flashbacks of Whitney, I'm like, who is

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I'll do today. When I'm laying in bed.

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Speaker 3: Over at Madison's house, Brett mentions that he needs as

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Speaker 3: he a specialist. We learned that he was diagnosed with

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Speaker 3: thyroid cancer toward the end of last year.

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Speaker 2: The cancer is gone.

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Speaker 3: But now he's having complications. Madison's very emotional interconfessional, saying

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Speaker 3: they can't catch a break. Anything triggers her at this point,

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Speaker 3: especially the topic of having kids. This broke my heart,

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Speaker 3: Like there's such a cute family and it's like she

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Speaker 3: I never did. Was it talked about in the press

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Speaker 3: when they were when he was going through it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean then she's even having

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Speaker 1: stepdad he is to her son, and like you know,

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Speaker 1: sometimes when you see scenes with kids, it feels totally fake,

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Speaker 1: like we've never done this before. Yeah, this felt completely

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Speaker 2: Well, little Hudson's so cute and saying yes, ma'am to

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Speaker 3: Hope it's okay. That is just you could see that

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Speaker 2: He was like, eh, like clear in his throat, like me,

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Speaker 2: but just so sad.

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Speaker 1: No, but I love I love them as a couple,

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Speaker 1: and I love that she can show that softer side

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Speaker 3: Be like on it like she's I love Madison like

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Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her, obsessed.

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Speaker 1: Then JG Shep and Craig are at the golf simulator together.

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Speaker 4: JT is a hinge at this point.

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Speaker 3: I mean, come on, JT, thinking that Madison is you know,

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Speaker 3: Madison Brett is threatened by you, come.

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Speaker 1: On, and that uh he wore his outfit last year

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Speaker 1: and it was posted on social media.

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Speaker 4: And then you know, even Craig.

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Speaker 1: Loves a good conspiracy theory, even though he thinks conspiracy

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Speaker 1: theory is a derogatory term.

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Speaker 4: But JT is making zero sense and anything that he's saying, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean, even I mean, I know, and even him saying

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Speaker 3: that Madison and Austin were polka dots to the Carolina Cup,

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Speaker 3: like there's something weird about that.

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Speaker 2: So did Julia Roberts, so Julia Roberts better.

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Speaker 3: Also if you were if they did the flashback, She's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: it was on the invitation.

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Speaker 4: And also who can't say shit?

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Speaker 1: Like everybody knows when you go to a horse race,

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to dress like that. I know, whether it's

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Speaker 1: polka dots are a little freak? What is on with

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Speaker 4: He's got your friend.

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Speaker 4: Yes, we see him.

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Speaker 2: Oh lovely they write.

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Speaker 3: I bet you anything, they're going to write him out

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Speaker 1: No, they have eight confessionals. That's enough to annoy us

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Speaker 4: But like Jk's conspiracy theories are like you know when

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Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait for Madison to light his ass

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Speaker 2: Brett being jealous.

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Speaker 3: Why was he barbecuing thirty hot dogs for the two

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Speaker 2: They're gonna have a hot dog eating contest.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that Brett thinks that JT has any

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I mean, Brett would have to be the most insecure

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Speaker 4: But Vanita doesn't think so either.

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Speaker 1: Vanita's like, no, no, so now ayah, bro.

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Speaker 4: Chev, Craig and Vanita all saying, like dude, and.

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Speaker 3: Then Patricia doesn't like him and Madison doesn't like him,

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Speaker 4: Then we get to Patricia hosting her annual Easter brunch.

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Speaker 2: I would have loved to go on to that party.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that would have been fun?

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Speaker 4: I would like to go to that party too.

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Speaker 2: I want to have an Easter brunch.

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Speaker 4: But hold on, here's where Craig makes a.

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Speaker 2: Baby miss step, just a little lie.

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Speaker 4: Do you think it was a.

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Speaker 1: Lie, like like his lie that he graduated from law school.

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Speaker 3: Well, now, I'm like, damn, Craig, I thought you're looking

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Speaker 2: I'm like, kind of like a blow up from last season.

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Speaker 3: He was all looking with his white shirt halfway open,

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Speaker 3: these ten his sunglasses on, and I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think he was just pissed.

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Speaker 1: And you know sometimes when you're pissed, you may add

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Craig.

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Speaker 3: Basically what we're talking about is Craig tells everyone that

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Speaker 3: It never happened, No audio found, which is pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: The brunch begins with Shep's toast to Jesus. Jesus was

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Speaker 4: But then he like throws out names he's heard before.

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Speaker 3: I know, but I would say if JT is going

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Speaker 2: Canes for sure.

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Speaker 3: I mean, miss Patricia's not happy with him. Nobody else

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Speaker 1: Do you think the bitch thing is going to come

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Speaker 2: Well maybe it was off camera or something. I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: Because Shep says he doesn't remember this, and then the

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Speaker 4: I know I love that with like the old school,

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Speaker 4: like Rainbow.

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Speaker 1: Rainbow's Yeah, then we get lots of flashbacks to work.

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Speaker 1: Craig has been the truth. Craig continues to spill everything

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Speaker 1: said that day. Madison Patricia decided they can team up

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Speaker 1: and teach him a lesson, and then Mollie and Whitney

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Whitney's odd to me, like I feel like

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Speaker 3: we're going to see him on America's Most Wanted one day.

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Speaker 1: Well, the fact that everybody is willing to sext and

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's it makes me nauseous right now.

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Speaker 4: It gives he's one of the producer vibes, you know.

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Speaker 3: But if I was Mollie, I wouldn't have made a

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Speaker 3: it right up Whitney's nose and then kicked him in

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Speaker 3: the balls after saying that, you know, like you sure

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Speaker 3: you want to eat that? Or you shouldn't be eating

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Speaker 4: Because we have just heard her talking to Chap and

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Speaker 4: that's all she's.

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Speaker 3: Got, thyroid issues and for somebody like me that also

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Speaker 1: But also being a supermodel and having this or being

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Speaker 1: She does, She's stunning, and but with her job and

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Speaker 1: And then for Whitney to look at her as she

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Speaker 2: Oh oh god, And he turned it around. By I've

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Speaker 2: known her for years, I could say that, No, no,

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Speaker 2: you weirdo.

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Speaker 1: You never say that to somebody who is clearly said

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Speaker 1: Who gives a shit off your friends? And now you're making.

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Speaker 4: And she's new to the show. You say that in

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Speaker 3: I know, I want to cry it seriously like that,

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Speaker 2: About someone's weight is probably just as bad as giving

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Speaker 1: Oh well, at this point, Foratricia says she has given

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Speaker 4: She'll just get a kit instead, so.

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Speaker 2: He should not pro create.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I want things that bring me as much

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Speaker 2: On lolled the door.

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Speaker 1: Not only is Taylor having to deal with being with Sianna,

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Speaker 2: Oh lord, but.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course Sianna's taken.

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Speaker 3: I think at this point they've all slept with everybody

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Speaker 4: I can I'd rather sleep with Miss Patricia than JT.

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Speaker 2: Oh me too. We would just lay in bed and

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Speaker 1: And have people serve us things like it would be

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Speaker 1: great rather than JK. Even I feel bad for when

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Speaker 1: JT couldn't golf because he has like one hurt foot.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: I'm more worried about Browin's dog bites than his broken

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Speaker 1: It was, well, we didn't get a ton of Austin

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Speaker 1: this episode, and we didn't we don't know the hot tub,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't actually.

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Speaker 2: See them eating those thirty hot dogs either.

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Speaker 1: I did also love that Craig is like so sick.

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Speaker 1: He's like as sick as you right now, and everybody

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Speaker 1: nobody cares. They're like, come sit right here, Yes, it's

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Speaker 3: He's so sick, and he won't even admit that he's sick.

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Speaker 3: He's like, oh, it's just sinuses, sinuses. I'm like, that

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Speaker 4: He can't even sit there with them being like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, you got bronk eyedis sounds like me right now.

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Speaker 4: It's so good.

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Speaker 2: It was good. I'm really enjoying Southern charm.

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Speaker 4: Me too.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to get some of the cast on

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Speaker 3: the show. I mean, we've been dogging everybody on the cast.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if anybody wants to come on.

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Speaker 4: Well, Chef's coming on on the sick, So.

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Speaker 2: We got I better start being uh nice, nicer, nicer.

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Speaker 2: I do like Shep.

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Speaker 4: I hear how a few times chef can take it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I think Shep noses who I think. Do

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Speaker 3: we need Madison if we can get Madison.

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Speaker 1: Oh we tried to get Madison back in the day

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Speaker 1: of like Jennifer Lopez's X when she was all over

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Speaker 1: that in the press.

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Speaker 4: But I think she was little.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 4: You think she went from a rod to j T.

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Speaker 2: Please, I'm gonna say no. Would you ever date Shep?

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Speaker 4: No? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: Got history there, Move your ass right over to Southern

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Speaker 3: charm listen.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, one I've known. I know Shep's entire family.

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Speaker 4: I know his.

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Speaker 1: Sister Katie, his mom and d like. There is absolutely

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Speaker 1: no way if I wouldn't have dated him in the

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Speaker 1: ninth grade when I was into dating older guys and

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Speaker 1: I thought it was cool, and he was.

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Speaker 2: You guys are the same age? No not, he's forty four.

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Speaker 4: He's two grades older than me.

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Speaker 2: Well how old are you? Forty three? Yeah, he's forty four.

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Speaker 4: Well he's still two grades older than me.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you were held back.

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Speaker 1: No, young class but no, no, no no. I love

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Speaker 1: you Chep, but absolutely not well. Thanks guys for tuning

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Speaker 1: into another episode of the twats we Love recapping Southern

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Speaker 1: Charm and it was so good.

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Speaker 4: With more recaps soon