Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions High
Speaker 1: horri Hid Welcome to yet another episode of horrid Blay.
Speaker 1: This is the old. Yeah, bitches, we bet from a
Speaker 1: motherfucking break. It's girl, don't look at me like that.
Speaker 1: Plus say that's always your girl. Mandy b a k
Speaker 1: A full corp bunks a k A debt bitch a
Speaker 1: k A fucking everybody this summer? What's the doubted you right?
Speaker 1: I'm not Mandy Is, but I did get that many
Speaker 1: like I did get it in, bitch, I did? I
Speaker 1: have been getting it in. And I'm gonna y'all know
Speaker 1: what you made it the horrible decision. I'm like, why
Speaker 1: just make it the goddamn no, because many want to.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you all about my guest bitch. Were
Speaker 1: still gonna keep outline. We don't came back from a break.
Speaker 1: I said, let me let me set this up. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm whasy, what's up? I am kind of feeling sad,
Speaker 1: so I'm actually excited y'all Seattle K be here and
Speaker 1: this feeling it really is. This is about to bring
Speaker 1: the moved down. What bitch whatnot? No, I'm ready for
Speaker 1: your sex story. Well, that's gonna come into the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold it up. Don't really happen. It's just
Speaker 1: like you're sad about Nick. I just can't understand. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Okay, you go tell the world.
Speaker 1: We'll go ahead. You know what's funny about this ship?
Speaker 1: And when people ask me like, why would you say
Speaker 1: X y Z in the podcast, I'm like, I feel
Speaker 1: like the reason I know how to do my job
Speaker 1: well because I forget that this, these cameras and these
Speaker 1: wires connect to people. So um, okay, no, I just
Speaker 1: you know, on our Pattren recently, I was talking about
Speaker 1: how I didn't know if I could talk about someone,
Speaker 1: and like it sucks not to talk about somebody does.
Speaker 1: And also I understand that I shouldn't be talking about
Speaker 1: someone being that people doesn't even matter if the public
Speaker 1: doesn't know who it is. It's people that you know,
Speaker 1: maybe around, So I want to respect that, so I
Speaker 1: won't talk about it. But the reason I'm sad here's tea.
Speaker 1: So one of my home girls and I be talking
Speaker 1: about psychics and astrology and she'd be kind of get
Speaker 1: me in my bag. So I went to this psychic
Speaker 1: on fucking Melrose and this bitch. Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: this is what happened, and I really feel like she
Speaker 1: was right and it's sucked me up for the last
Speaker 1: few days. She said, you about to have a baby? No,
Speaker 1: quite the opposite, quite the opposite, not quite just listening. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I went in there. I didn't even really have
Speaker 1: a real question, but I was like, let me just
Speaker 1: go because I sometimes I want to know what people
Speaker 1: reading on me and whatever. I'm walking the dollar. So uh,
Speaker 1: I go in there. And the reason I think she
Speaker 1: may have been into it like I looked like ship.
Speaker 1: So you know how sometimes people say you're going to
Speaker 1: be successful or you did da da da. She sat
Speaker 1: down with me for a few minutes, looks at my hands,
Speaker 1: looks at me, and again I looked bad. And she
Speaker 1: was like, who do you work? No, you work for yourself?
Speaker 1: How many people work for you? And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: what's she reading? She was like, You're gonna have a
Speaker 1: lot of success in work. And she was like, because
Speaker 1: you been what did she say? That's the karmic debt
Speaker 1: that money has owed you. She was like, you fulfilled
Speaker 1: a duty and I was like, maybe she's talking about
Speaker 1: helping my parents and like maybe that's brought me good luck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's like, you fulfilled a duty that
Speaker 1: will always keep your prosperous. She was like, but I
Speaker 1: know your love life is bad. And I was like, um,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that. She said, it's because you had
Speaker 1: an abortion. She said, you took love out of your body. No,
Speaker 1: you went to the wrong as to Republicans like you
Speaker 1: went to She said, I took a love out of
Speaker 1: my body, and it means that I will keep finding
Speaker 1: it and it'll be right here in my hands. And
Speaker 1: every time, um, I think I can hold onto the love,
Speaker 1: it'll be taken for me, just like as the bitch,
Speaker 1: How old was that? Since you act like she knew
Speaker 1: that it was more than ten years ago, okay, And
Speaker 1: I was very surprised that she like got it on
Speaker 1: the note, I mean on the on the dot. She
Speaker 1: was like, doesn't matter that you were younger. She came
Speaker 1: across our abortion episode honestly because she because she's so
Speaker 1: pro life, she came across that ship, knew who the
Speaker 1: funk you was? Told me that he like she knew.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, she didn't bro but and I
Speaker 1: was like, even if she did, I was like, and
Speaker 1: he was like, no, maybe knowing demographics and ship, and
Speaker 1: he was I was like, you're have an abortion horror. Look,
Speaker 1: actually I'm not gonna lie. You look like you've had
Speaker 1: more than one, so I'm actually surprised you've only had one?
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, what the real question? That's why I
Speaker 1: was like, which one? No? No, no, no, let's go
Speaker 1: into abortion. Look, I was wearing shorts. I was wearing um,
Speaker 1: just like a slab, cheeks out, No like Jim close
Speaker 1: kind of swe no makeup, big tea. That's abortion for it.
Speaker 1: Probably just looked just the reason I said to horror
Speaker 1: because obviously abortions of it your horror. But I'm saying
Speaker 1: abortion horror because the way she judged me, hope you
Speaker 1: think you're gonna find love with those abortions? Was this
Speaker 1: a white woman? You're going to to a white wo
Speaker 1: want to let her read you? Oh? Bit, I just
Speaker 1: walked into place, But I'm gonna be red with you.
Speaker 1: That hold on. So learning a little bit more about
Speaker 1: like sex, magic and who do and voodoo and witchcraft
Speaker 1: and astro ship. What I've seen from like real deal people.
Speaker 1: They're those Romanian gypsy kinds. I've watched them really dope
Speaker 1: vice land ship about like them going to Romani and
Speaker 1: like seeing how witchcraft works and stuff like that, and
Speaker 1: or the islands like Cuban, Euroba all if all of
Speaker 1: those anyway is either Romania or islands. And so what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is when I saw her, look, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she got a little the gypsy looks. She looked like
Speaker 1: somebody that come up to in the grocery store, like
Speaker 1: I want to tell you a fortune. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's really fucked me up, and honestly, I
Speaker 1: kind of feel like it's true. Bro. She said, your
Speaker 1: love life sucked now or your love life is going
Speaker 1: to forever. She said, it's going to forever suck. Like
Speaker 1: it's going to be basically saying every time I'm getting there,
Speaker 1: it'll be like pulled from me. And I believe, Like
Speaker 1: I hated that I believed it, but it felt real.
Speaker 1: And she told me I had to like basically like, well,
Speaker 1: you can't put the baby back in you. She told
Speaker 1: me I had to like repent and like put it in.
Speaker 1: She did someone you went to the wrong big. She
Speaker 1: is not a professional. She's magazine. She's been around for
Speaker 1: seventeen years. So she told me like, um, it's like,
Speaker 1: got my chakra blocked. I'm not going back to her.
Speaker 1: But there's a woman that was she'd recommended me to
Speaker 1: in Atlanta that I booked a flight to go see
Speaker 1: for like a chakra cleansing. Because that whole fucked me up. Dog,
Speaker 1: I got a shocker in the shape of a dick.
Speaker 1: You can have it. I never used it. Is that
Speaker 1: that's not a chakra. You're talking about shock rubs? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Shout out to the Latina chick
Speaker 1: who makes it. I just want to shout out a
Speaker 1: deal of color. It looks like a crystal. It's a
Speaker 1: woman on company. You don't want it. I know you
Speaker 1: just pray on it. I didn't. I didn't put it.
Speaker 1: Why what you do to it? It's a crystals. You
Speaker 1: don't pray on crystals. They just do. You charge the
Speaker 1: charge them in this sign you So I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1: We should have her on though. I think her name
Speaker 1: is Vanessa from Chakras. I would love I would love
Speaker 1: to which you went to Atlanta. I'm going to Atlanta.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. No. I booked an appointment for this last
Speaker 1: year to get my chakras clans and we ended up
Speaker 1: doing something else. I couldn't get it done. And after
Speaker 1: this bitch told me this ship, I was like, I
Speaker 1: need to do it because honestly, I do have a
Speaker 1: major block about like finding love, about deserving love, about
Speaker 1: not understanding that all niggas aren't ship like, because like
Speaker 1: I had, I look, I'm just sucked up about niggas
Speaker 1: to the point where like I wanted some pussy because
Speaker 1: I really believe, like I mean, I didn't think. I
Speaker 1: don't know, Yeah, that's not how that works. I think
Speaker 1: that men are just like fucking me up. But women
Speaker 1: will too. Question how much do you pay for this
Speaker 1: chakra cleetan? I don't know. You're lying, you know, don't
Speaker 1: look at it can't be more than two right, it
Speaker 1: could be fifty? What judge, man, I'm just saying, how
Speaker 1: are you just pulling up to someone unless you need
Speaker 1: people spend on therapy. Let's talk about that as the episode.
Speaker 1: And you don't want to do a little codes. It's
Speaker 1: only like six dollars a session. That's a lot. So
Speaker 1: if I could do one broke. We all know who
Speaker 1: advertising in this episode. Man, Look, I feel more connected
Speaker 1: with spirituality and energy and chakras and you know what
Speaker 1: I've been Okay, this is all also gonna be like
Speaker 1: I realized how this sounds. I know, I've been hanging
Speaker 1: out in l A. I just want to say, the
Speaker 1: more hollywood Ish friends I meet because I hang around niggas,
Speaker 1: they're not like scientologists, but almost all of them, Mandy,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, have no type of broke. They
Speaker 1: have serious No, no, not broke. I'm talking about like
Speaker 1: hot like celebrities, or like celebrities be broke to they'd
Speaker 1: be talking about fucking full moon energy cleansing, getting your
Speaker 1: ship right. And I got invited to Peru, you know,
Speaker 1: bird to do like fully Waska ship, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna sign an India. I don't know
Speaker 1: how this is gonna go. But basically it was like, no,
Speaker 1: we're getting like a small group of people and we're
Speaker 1: going and like trying to figure out of the right now.
Speaker 1: I actually we talked about this on Patreon. There's a
Speaker 1: whole cult that that and we got to stop her. Now,
Speaker 1: you guys, they're talking about to join this. She's gonna
Speaker 1: come in here talking some bullshit and I'm gonna be like, run,
Speaker 1: we can't. It's crazy because even though you like brought
Speaker 1: it like the crystals the stars in the moons. Someone said,
Speaker 1: I'm experiencing true libra energy at this moment in dating
Speaker 1: lib Libra energy because I'm having this like weird thing
Speaker 1: right where it's like I'm flirting and I found this
Speaker 1: like I did a little TikTok on my Graham. I
Speaker 1: have all of this energy to flirt and get numbers
Speaker 1: and entertaining because I don't really sit a n new
Speaker 1: yet because that's too much work. But I am like
Speaker 1: entertaining some some good nis. I got some raffles, some
Speaker 1: like just some good not rappers. Why the rappers are
Speaker 1: on my phone, but the rappers are on my phone?
Speaker 1: Maybe they want their ass a. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you rapper energy. I cannot bro I'm trying to like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna all a love with the ship that we
Speaker 1: do for two days while you're in love with me
Speaker 1: and dump me to the next person. And I wanted
Speaker 1: I'm not here, boy, I got I got an athlete.
Speaker 1: I gotta wrapper up I got another little regular knit.
Speaker 1: Is it a rapper that you listen to? Oh, girl,
Speaker 1: it's not a rapper. There's a at the end. It's rapper.
Speaker 1: There's multiple that you listen to. No, that's the crazy
Speaker 1: pro Yeah, I don't really listen to now. Um. And
Speaker 1: then there's one I really want to just give all
Speaker 1: my fucking couchie too. And I just, I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I guess we just gotta like each other's pictures forever.
Speaker 1: It's so annoying. But Larry, yes, you all love, but
Speaker 1: we just I wanted to go say, Nate, we just
Speaker 1: like each all these pictures. And I'm like, but the
Speaker 1: other but the other ones that are like really in
Speaker 1: my phone trying to see me. I realized it's like
Speaker 1: I'm nine. No no no, no no no no no,
Speaker 1: only the girls I fucking come on the pot. No
Speaker 1: niggas can come on this right, No, So what I
Speaker 1: want to so I'm not having him on the pot?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Bro? I care have some leader in arg Yeah.
Speaker 1: But as much as I'm a hypocrite often I say often,
Speaker 1: I don't ship where I sleep or eat where whatever
Speaker 1: the fun? How if this is my job? What if
Speaker 1: no because then all, no, no, I'm not you meet
Speaker 1: your husband. My husband is not gonna be on here
Speaker 1: meeting you while you're asking if he likes that's eight
Speaker 1: and balls ligged and all that's all about. You're a
Speaker 1: fucking ex boyfriend who cares. I do, But I don't
Speaker 1: want a nigga that I don't want to suck on
Speaker 1: this pot. It's not this pot. I mean like you're saying, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want I work and I do this. You've
Speaker 1: been saying this for so long. It's probably gonna be
Speaker 1: how you meet your mate. No, I don't want nigga
Speaker 1: in the industry. You probably gonna get him. Bit well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, no, you don't want my niggan industry. But
Speaker 1: I've got wrapped first. I do at my line athletes
Speaker 1: are not my Ann Street Larry June and ends up
Speaker 1: going amazing. You can't be his girl. I just want
Speaker 1: to be your girl. No, don't knowing. Yeah, I'm getting
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the point where I just like realized
Speaker 1: I want to see someone. Then I just don't like
Speaker 1: I'll flirt with them, I mean face timing with them,
Speaker 1: and it's like you can't wait to see him. Niggas
Speaker 1: will be like ready, like what you're doing, I can
Speaker 1: come over. I'm free today, and I'm like okay, And
Speaker 1: then like my friends asked me to go out or
Speaker 1: something and I'm like okay, I'm too busy now. And
Speaker 1: then by the time I get home, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be bothered. I just don't want to be bothered.
Speaker 1: I don't want that's just because you don't have anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't want niggas to just like pull up. That's
Speaker 1: that's literally you just don't have anybody. Like. So I
Speaker 1: was saying the same thing met and nigga I liked
Speaker 1: in l A And now I'm just like, should we
Speaker 1: go here? But no, it's not. I feel like I
Speaker 1: also just don't have the time to day. I don't
Speaker 1: have the time to like you say that until you
Speaker 1: I don't want another job. And these niggas's jobs, like
Speaker 1: niggas's jobs, you gotta fucking fit them in. Niggas, we
Speaker 1: want to get fed. And I like cooking now and
Speaker 1: they know I cook good, so then there then I
Speaker 1: gotta feed them. Then if my cleaner ain't coming for
Speaker 1: the week, I gotta clean the house. I become like
Speaker 1: all these other little jobs and I'm too busy. Bitch.
Speaker 1: A bitch is booked. In the busy, I'd be rare
Speaker 1: with you, bro, like i'd be talking like that. And
Speaker 1: the busiest I had been was when I was filming
Speaker 1: season two of Sex Cells. That was really hard for
Speaker 1: me because we added narrative, which means you can't just
Speaker 1: interview anymore. Now you've got to create the story that
Speaker 1: leads up. They were wiring my car doing mad Ship
Speaker 1: and I still made time for dates and I was
Speaker 1: in full makeup, hair was done, and I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 1: Seth's going this song today and niggas time different if
Speaker 1: you realize and you need sometimes, all right, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what I need it. Since the two people in
Speaker 1: the People was trying the same a story, didn't you
Speaker 1: jumped on in because it's like sometimes you just be
Speaker 1: talking like in this box and you do to talk
Speaker 1: about No, you've done this for years and you've been
Speaker 1: You've said I don't want this, I don't want to cuddle,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna cook for nigga, and you do it. Well,
Speaker 1: it changes over time. I know where I'm at this moment.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying to go. I said the other side
Speaker 1: of that, I didn't want what I wanted. I only
Speaker 1: speak in where I'm at right now, and I just said,
Speaker 1: I'm in this weird place. You're saying we different. I
Speaker 1: don't do this. All I'm saying is, Mandy, you cannot
Speaker 1: completely forced work into your life where you have no play.
Speaker 1: You make a lot of time for your friends when
Speaker 1: you meet someone you like. All I'm saying is you
Speaker 1: need to enjoy your life and stop saying like I
Speaker 1: can't do this right now because I'm working too much.
Speaker 1: Because when you talk like that, it's really hard to
Speaker 1: like bring blessings and people into your life. But I
Speaker 1: realize I like my friends. It's so right now. I'm
Speaker 1: realizing too, I don't want to make time for niggas.
Speaker 1: I don't want to like. That's where I'm at right now.
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying work so much, and I'm enjoying finally being
Speaker 1: around my friends with just my friends because for the
Speaker 1: last two years, my nigga joined me with my friends
Speaker 1: all the time in and out of the bedroom for
Speaker 1: the last two years, and for the first year, I
Speaker 1: wasn't seeing my friends. So I feel like I'm catching
Speaker 1: up on my friends, and I realized how much I
Speaker 1: enjoy being with them, and I enjoy working way more
Speaker 1: than entertaining these niggas. And it's not that I'm blocking
Speaker 1: my blessings at all. It's just I'm sharing where I'm at.
Speaker 1: It's in this very moment, a month and a half,
Speaker 1: almost two months out of being in love, being with
Speaker 1: who I thought my soul mate was, and literally spending
Speaker 1: the last two years every day with that nicko damn here,
Speaker 1: And so I realized not only how draining it was
Speaker 1: to show up as a partner and entertain a man,
Speaker 1: I did lose sight in a lot of things, or
Speaker 1: I over complicated my life and fitting him in. And
Speaker 1: I realized I do want to just focus on work
Speaker 1: and my friends. Right, it's getting as gay as your hat.
Speaker 1: Not time for you, not and gay at all. Remember
Speaker 1: when we were and we fucking made Vincent vote on
Speaker 1: look gayer your hair was we don't look you still
Speaker 1: look gay? Or bro? You have one bro, you still
Speaker 1: you look gayer? We just did vote a month ago.
Speaker 1: Have all way a crop top just so I'm wearing
Speaker 1: a pants. But that's what I'm saying is very gay.
Speaker 1: This is not a gay is it yummy? Thank you? Hello?
Speaker 1: Wives are so full of sheet. I'm wearing you you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a dress. We'll see the next outfit. You know.
Speaker 1: She always looks gay. I don't know why we keep
Speaker 1: talking about this. We have a short hair, it'll maybe
Speaker 1: look gay it dode. That's the first thing people do
Speaker 1: when they want to look like they couldn't you know?
Speaker 1: Can I be honest? I don't know why I do
Speaker 1: so much, but I recently did it in a restaurant.
Speaker 1: If people were staring at me because I was trying
Speaker 1: to be quiet, somebody was talking about someone. They were like,
Speaker 1: you know that's her? Girl was like is it noo?
Speaker 1: And they're like yeah. I was like, she'd be doing yes,
Speaker 1: And I fucking said out like they be doing like
Speaker 1: everybody looks and they knew exactly who I was talking about.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing watch on YouTube. But still you
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Y'allo here a little bit? H yeah?
Speaker 1: We want to get there all right? So the vanilla
Speaker 1: ship for this week, guys Um is a Brazilian influencer
Speaker 1: put in a wheelchair after holding in parts around boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty one year old Victoria known as v tube
Speaker 1: has been uh was seen being pushed in a wheelchair
Speaker 1: through a Portuguese airport. Don't like Portugi, little fitch. I know,
Speaker 1: I used to sell fucking a six to them, Nigga
Speaker 1: Sette champ O. God, they loved them, mother fucking running shoes.
Speaker 1: But I used to be a chance. I used to us.
Speaker 1: I used to know how to counting through. Um alright, anyways, um.
Speaker 1: She was seen being pushed through airport after reportedly holding
Speaker 1: in her farts. The YouTuber and Instagram influencer um or
Speaker 1: in Lisbon attending the Rock in Rio two thousand two
Speaker 1: music festival when she began experiencing severe abdominal pain. Moras
Speaker 1: had been too embarrassed to break wind in front of
Speaker 1: her boyfriend and decided to hold everything in. It wasn't
Speaker 1: until they had arrived at the airport that the that
Speaker 1: the that the pain, that the pain became, that the
Speaker 1: pain became unbearable quote unquote. At the airport, I started
Speaker 1: to feel horrible pain and I was even attended in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair and it was gas she experienced. Um And anyways, yeah,
Speaker 1: she wrote this and shared it with her over twenty
Speaker 1: three million followers. She is expected to make a full recovery.
Speaker 1: But I did want to bring up the fact that
Speaker 1: because we are dating new people, having new partners, not
Speaker 1: as comfortable with maybe new people as we have been
Speaker 1: with our previous part never been that comfortable. What are
Speaker 1: things you are not currently comfortable around new people? Yet?
Speaker 1: I don't ever fart in front of partners. That's been
Speaker 1: a thing. If I found out, like, hey, you'll be
Speaker 1: closer to dying if you hold it in, I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: well I would like to be buried in white. I
Speaker 1: will plan the whole thing out. I'm not gonna just
Speaker 1: fart in front of Are you serious? Bro? I never
Speaker 1: tell dudes when I like that I have to share.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about my bowel movement. It's just evanescences
Speaker 1: out of my body. That's what you need to think.
Speaker 1: I am not shifting farting you, bro? When I have
Speaker 1: to throw up, Like if I get wasted, I get
Speaker 1: so much anxiety because I'm like, holy shit, what am
Speaker 1: I going to do? No matter of fact, I'll tell
Speaker 1: y'all story, funk. I hope this isn't a clip, so
Speaker 1: basically to do that, I'm seeing we went to go
Speaker 1: eat and they accidentally gave me eggs, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he told us none others happened recently. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: told us on Patreon. I did, okay, I hold you
Speaker 1: tell myself. He was have it soon, Invatriana here to stop.
Speaker 1: It was bad. But what I'm saying is I remember
Speaker 1: the whole time thinking like because I really wanted to fuck.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, it was like one o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: and at the same time, I'm just like like, can
Speaker 1: I hold it? Oh my god? Speaking of throw up,
Speaker 1: I almost threw up on a dick for the first
Speaker 1: time in my life that you threw up on a dick,
Speaker 1: and you shared the story here. It was with the rapper.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but that was bad. But she but you
Speaker 1: actually threw up on the dick. So this is your
Speaker 1: second time throw up. I don't know where it was,
Speaker 1: but you shared you threw up. I was drunk then,
Speaker 1: but this was a sober throw up and the first
Speaker 1: time in my life. Yeah, I forget a lot um.
Speaker 1: So basically it's the weed. So it was the morning
Speaker 1: time and I was just like trying to be super extra,
Speaker 1: so I like had it like all the way in
Speaker 1: the back of my throat, but he was moaning a lot,
Speaker 1: and so I just kept going deeper, and every fucking
Speaker 1: I tasted it, I tasted. I tasted exactly what we
Speaker 1: ate the night before, Like this, son, I could not
Speaker 1: believe it. I tasted salmon and did what did you expect?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I spit as what I expected
Speaker 1: at it? I expected it. You didn't do this sloppy mess.
Speaker 1: And then I was like thinking, like, can he feel
Speaker 1: the food? Could you have a bitch through didn't? Can
Speaker 1: at least feel it tickle your thrown up? I didn't
Speaker 1: feel food, but she definitely pushed back and then just
Speaker 1: threw up. That's the way. Was it late night? Like
Speaker 1: it's like a like a like that was a night
Speaker 1: that time that she's talking about wasn't like a This
Speaker 1: was different. I was like, Actually, if I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm throwing up, I stayed away from the dick. I'll
Speaker 1: spit on it, give it a hand, drop straight to
Speaker 1: the balls. I don't like feeling like I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: Don't gag with me. I don't make me gag. Don't
Speaker 1: make me feel like I'm gonna throw up. What's my
Speaker 1: hot water, Nigga, I'm done sucking you like this is
Speaker 1: too much work. I don't like that ship at. Are
Speaker 1: we gonna add Mandy to the box of women that
Speaker 1: don't like sucking? Did I said? I love sucking, dick,
Speaker 1: I don't like gagging. And if I feel like you're
Speaker 1: just being too aggressive with my throat, like I've had
Speaker 1: sex to wear. Literally when we're done, my my vocal
Speaker 1: cords are sucked up, Like so I'm good, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: spit on it jacket and go right to the balls
Speaker 1: and just lick the ball. This is how I know
Speaker 1: now for sure I am an amazing dick sucker because
Speaker 1: I almost grew up and didn't care. Like if you
Speaker 1: like gagging and throwing up, does that mean you're That
Speaker 1: doesn't make you an amazing No, But I think that
Speaker 1: that means you can push your body past the point
Speaker 1: that some people won't go, because when you're scared of
Speaker 1: gagging or throwing up, you'll stop right And like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I've also noticed different reactions with like if
Speaker 1: it goes past a certain point, like and the way
Speaker 1: that nicks me react and I'd be like, okay, so
Speaker 1: like you either this is a foreign feeling or like
Speaker 1: I'm doing the most amazing job ever. But anyway, I
Speaker 1: was told that it was the most to me. You
Speaker 1: could take the best dick sucker award. I was just
Speaker 1: recently called an elite ball sucker, So okay, I will take.
Speaker 1: I will take being an elite ball sucker any day.
Speaker 1: Because not many women go down there and know what
Speaker 1: to do with balls. A lot of men complain that
Speaker 1: they just be like making it. Let me, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be my hord d. I had no hordd one
Speaker 1: for this one. But ladies, ladies, the balls are very sensitive,
Speaker 1: and where niggas might like the gok on the dick,
Speaker 1: the balls are very very sensitive. So what you do
Speaker 1: with the balls is you can before you go lick them.
Speaker 1: What I do is, while I'm sucking the dick, I'll
Speaker 1: spit on my hand. I'll make my hand like very wet,
Speaker 1: and I literally just go like this. So while I'm
Speaker 1: sucking the dick, now I'm rubbing wet fingers across the
Speaker 1: bottom of the balls. And then I go down and
Speaker 1: I literally just like with my lips, I just go
Speaker 1: thank you know, we don't like the don't don't don't. Don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't do that two balls. Men are gonna be like, ouch,
Speaker 1: bitch out. I've definitely done that. No, literally, men do
Speaker 1: not like that. So think of I don't know what
Speaker 1: to because I just said something and that was really
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that I do. I hold the
Speaker 1: balls like with my hands like lightly, and then I
Speaker 1: lick like because I know that the sucking ship must hurt.
Speaker 1: I don't maybe someone even told me that in my past,
Speaker 1: but I hold them, you sit like fingers like this
Speaker 1: and lick finger. But also what you can do is
Speaker 1: to make it easy. Here's my tip. If you're down
Speaker 1: there on the balls outside of going I feel like,
Speaker 1: go down to the balls and make out with the balls.
Speaker 1: So literally French kissed them. You know, I've been to
Speaker 1: fucking kill me. Still hearing about friend, Why are you
Speaker 1: mad about anyway? Anyways, Like French kiss the balls and
Speaker 1: babe there he will m m m m and and
Speaker 1: and Ed is confirming that that is you know what.
Speaker 1: One of my best tips is that I realize get
Speaker 1: dudes every time. So I feel like, obviously we know
Speaker 1: about eye contact, but if you're in a position where
Speaker 1: they can look down on you while you're going down
Speaker 1: on them. I feel like dudes go crazy. Also, you
Speaker 1: can kind of teach your ass a little bit on
Speaker 1: the ground because you know, I have a B cup.
Speaker 1: But but it'd be working so like if you're on
Speaker 1: the floor and you can like perch your ass out
Speaker 1: like that's really it. But yeah, and also they're kind
Speaker 1: of like hard, Like sometimes I jerk down if they're
Speaker 1: standing up. I don't know, but I think men just
Speaker 1: feel like a little more powerful now branded the way
Speaker 1: I'll be sucking dig they don't be making it. They
Speaker 1: gotta leave back on the bit. But I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a good little visual switch up.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like a basic tip. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I'm giving away my ship, you give away the balls.
Speaker 1: Let's cut this. No, we're not gonna cut it. I
Speaker 1: need you wanna you know, y'all could be out here
Speaker 1: and thin the Elite Ball Sucker Club. I need ladies
Speaker 1: to be out here proud of did they know what
Speaker 1: to do with something? But I'll tell you what I
Speaker 1: said about the You know what I mean, you took
Speaker 1: the soul out of me. I feel like you sucked
Speaker 1: the soul out of meat text, Oh this was my
Speaker 1: real holy response. So I stucked an amazing dick one morning,
Speaker 1: went home. I don't even think I was still in
Speaker 1: uber and he was like, yo, I feel like you
Speaker 1: sucked the soul out of me. I said, well, let
Speaker 1: me know when you want it back, because it's still
Speaker 1: less than me. That that was got a ghostbuster nigger.
Speaker 1: So that is hilarious. That is horrish. That is you know,
Speaker 1: after I said it was like even never gonna mean me? Oh,
Speaker 1: but do you think that do you think he's never
Speaker 1: going to be he feels like you now I'm talking,
Speaker 1: I think that, Like I don't know, there's a fine
Speaker 1: line between like how disgusting and horrsh you could be
Speaker 1: in the beginning, because I do believe you've kind of
Speaker 1: got to work up to your A game. But he
Speaker 1: taught me that. You know, He's like sometimes I'd be
Speaker 1: given seed dick and they'd be again and like you
Speaker 1: kind of like gotta work up to it. But we
Speaker 1: waited so long that like I had to suck dick
Speaker 1: like that, Like I didn't have an option. What I'm
Speaker 1: saying it was almost a month and a half. Like
Speaker 1: if I didn't sect it like I sucked the dick
Speaker 1: that day. No had to, Damn, I'm be showing off first,
Speaker 1: you're gonna come back. You're gonna come back? Yeah? Yeah? Lost?
Speaker 1: Like hey, minus, what's the plus part that's keeping it all?
Speaker 1: They ask? Looking? Yeah, I ain't looking as the first
Speaker 1: go around, but the second second time. Maybe I really
Speaker 1: haven't been with men that care about to being their
Speaker 1: house being like I'm really happy about he's like a
Speaker 1: little over the thing as well. Hold they only I
Speaker 1: think it is. I don't really care for it either.
Speaker 1: I like a finger in my butt though, there you go. Sorry,
Speaker 1: let me get a good like the sound when people
Speaker 1: pull the ball too hard. Yeah, that's that ship I
Speaker 1: know that is. I don't know why ladies think that.
Speaker 1: That's because they watchorn. Oh do they do that? Important?
Speaker 1: That's why I do be looking pussy hard too, bro.
Speaker 1: But see this must be straight porn because I watched
Speaker 1: a lot of gay porn and they must know not
Speaker 1: to do it to the other balls. No, I think
Speaker 1: like everybody gives or else sometimes too hard. I can
Speaker 1: only attribute that to like head, I don't understand what
Speaker 1: I told you, And I say this often on the
Speaker 1: podcast when Mega Stelling says stop looking out, pussy hard
Speaker 1: actually aggravated. I never felt more connected to a lyric
Speaker 1: from a rapper in my life. Was the last time?
Speaker 1: Too hard on? Y'all? Oh no, not even too hard.
Speaker 1: I actually want to share on the pod the way
Speaker 1: things change over time. Right, like we said earlier, I
Speaker 1: take us to Well, we'll get to that part, but
Speaker 1: I do want to share that I experienced my first
Speaker 1: orgasm through head in Mexico. Wait, why can't we get there? Now,
Speaker 1: we'll get there, But I want to share because you
Speaker 1: were talking about Head, and I know I've said on
Speaker 1: this pod that I'm good on Head. I don't really
Speaker 1: like it, don't really need it. I'm good. My ex
Speaker 1: was great in head, but never came from the head.
Speaker 1: This bitch had me. Let's start from the beginning. Guys,
Speaker 1: I know you're wondering how he got here. So no,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no. She wasn't Mexican. You know,
Speaker 1: she brod a tories, definitely a tour not at always
Speaker 1: the type of people. So y'all know, last week we
Speaker 1: took a break, and in doing so, this week's horrible decision.
Speaker 1: I'm sharing how I became a unicorn in Mexico. So
Speaker 1: I went to Mexico last week and ended up. Um.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I'm going by myself, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do some white people ship. Every time I traveled,
Speaker 1: none of my friends want to swim with well sharks.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, with well sharks. That's right, well sharks.
Speaker 1: And here's the problem. Here's the problem. Right, I thought
Speaker 1: they were more wells than sharks. Boy was I wrong.
Speaker 1: Definitely more on the shark side. So, oh, like, what
Speaker 1: the fun? So I go on this tour by myself.
Speaker 1: I was a little upset because they put me on
Speaker 1: his boat. You put on the gas thing? No, oh no, bitch,
Speaker 1: I was went up there. I mean the oxygen the
Speaker 1: school ball ship. No you know what I get. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't where you hold. It wasn't snorkeling, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't scoola diving. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: I was a little annoyed because they put me on
Speaker 1: this boat. Everybody spoke Spanish, so the tour guys saying
Speaker 1: everything in Spanish, So I don't know what the funk.
Speaker 1: And He's just like you could get around, right, I
Speaker 1: mean pretty much. I guess that that's what he thought.
Speaker 1: I was back. Mind you, it was. It was an
Speaker 1: early as vote, early as boat ride and the only
Speaker 1: thing that I caught that he said in Spanish was
Speaker 1: servesta and I said, oh, can I get one of
Speaker 1: them things down? It was like seven thirty in the morning,
Speaker 1: and he was like, you sure, and I was like, yes, nigga,
Speaker 1: I'll take a servesta. That's you said us on the
Speaker 1: boat right. They got heard that word, so went to
Speaker 1: the back of the boat. It was probably saying this
Speaker 1: quest because I was supposed to be for lunch for show.
Speaker 1: I said, no, niggas, I want one now. So we
Speaker 1: go forty five minutes out into the ocean and he's like,
Speaker 1: we're in their habitat, so we may see one, we
Speaker 1: may see many, bitch. We go on a day where
Speaker 1: there's fucking many. There's like over twenty whales, sharks, all
Speaker 1: these boats. So you see all the boats. So I'm
Speaker 1: seeing how this ship takes place. And I said, oh, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm really being white here. So what you do is
Speaker 1: the boat goes to where they see a shark, right,
Speaker 1: A well shark. I thought that, god, bitch, that's what
Speaker 1: I swim with yo. Look at this. Oh yeah, their
Speaker 1: mouths are wide open. Google a fucking well shark, my nigga,
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, they nuts. I swim with this, I
Speaker 1: swim with bitch. I got a video swimming with that
Speaker 1: bro that can fit eat Mandy in his mouth. Don't
Speaker 1: do that. A lot of people can fit me in
Speaker 1: their mouths. Okay, So what are you gonna call? You
Speaker 1: have nicknames for your couple? Um, look at there? Maybe possibly,
Speaker 1: I don't know if where do they live? Bitch? They
Speaker 1: live here. That's why I'm like, oh at me, Look
Speaker 1: at me swimming with the whale shark. Look dash it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then I got yeah, Then I got too close. Andy's
Speaker 1: so manny you I'm swimming like you're not from Florida?
Speaker 1: What the first off? The water was going to my
Speaker 1: mouth from a little tube ship. I'm about to get
Speaker 1: I'm about to explain them sound like ray j I
Speaker 1: had a baby in my hand. I'm about to explain
Speaker 1: the issue. These motherfucker's move fast like sharks. That's why
Speaker 1: I said I thought they were just gonna be a
Speaker 1: little fat ass Wells that just sat there and I
Speaker 1: got to hop in. No, bitch, you gotta jump off
Speaker 1: the boat and then swim to catch the niggas. Then
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit here and pose for the camera
Speaker 1: guy underneath the water, so I'm trying to look at him.
Speaker 1: Then I look this big ass ship behind me. Then
Speaker 1: I fucking freak out, like fun. This ship is big.
Speaker 1: Actually about a second jump, I said, I'm good. Um,
Speaker 1: we can just go back into the boat. You got
Speaker 1: it right, you got the video. Great. The second part
Speaker 1: of the tour, we go to East La Mouheaders. This
Speaker 1: is where we have a bunch. This is like that
Speaker 1: means island of women. It's amazing. It's amazing. Um. So
Speaker 1: we go to East Lamheads and the water is just
Speaker 1: like fucking beautiful. So we pull up the store. Guy
Speaker 1: is like, right, we got forty minutes here. Don't go
Speaker 1: far from the boat a look. Then Nick the nigga said,
Speaker 1: so I will be back, but there's a t key.
Speaker 1: I need a drink because all they had on the
Speaker 1: boat with the vestla. So I said, nigga, I need tequila, nigga.
Speaker 1: So so while we're pulling up and there the anchor
Speaker 1: got a problem. I mean it was seven thirty, I said,
Speaker 1: By this time it was fucking eleven, bitch, it was
Speaker 1: eleven by it was eleven. But by this time, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I need to really drink a bit, swim with sharks.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking hot, I'm feeling myself. So as we're pulling
Speaker 1: up the anchor is being dropped, I looked to the
Speaker 1: beach and there's just this tall, tall black man with
Speaker 1: a beard and it's a little short, thick ass woman.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, fine. First off, I'm gonna show you her body. Okay,
Speaker 1: get into the faces. So I saw them from across
Speaker 1: the water. That's that's that's the back of her body.
Speaker 1: We're gonna I'm gonna show you later. Because as I'm describing,
Speaker 1: I was just like, how did this happen? And by
Speaker 1: the way, take notes for anyone looking to be a unicorner,
Speaker 1: joining as a third or get a third. So I
Speaker 1: go to the tiki bar. They happen to be there
Speaker 1: ordering drinks. So I'm just like, okay, you did not order.
Speaker 1: I didn't speak, I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing.
Speaker 1: But I'm looking and I'm like, okay, now I'm seeing
Speaker 1: them up close, and I'm like, and they look good.
Speaker 1: They kind of looked like, what me and my ex
Speaker 1: look like. This is good. This is a good little couple. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they leave the bar. This is damn fine. So
Speaker 1: they leave the bar and I get my drink. His body.
Speaker 1: I don't like super fit niggas, but he's biggs big.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like my ex with a whole beer.
Speaker 1: He's fine six five. He's Haitian bitch. No, he's Haitian
Speaker 1: so b and and I love, I know. So I
Speaker 1: get my I get my drink and because I just
Speaker 1: felt like fuck it, I'm here by myself, I say,
Speaker 1: but give me three shots of tequila please, And so
Speaker 1: I get the three shots of tequila. They're setting up
Speaker 1: a towel and already in the water. So here I go,
Speaker 1: my little short ask, got my drink in one hand,
Speaker 1: three shots of up, walking on down to the beach
Speaker 1: like this. Get to the beach and I'm like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I bought you all a drink because mind you. As
Speaker 1: they left the bar, I said to the woman, I said,
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you you are so beautiful. She said, Mommy,
Speaker 1: I saw you walking up. You are so beautiful. Now, Tommy, Mommy,
Speaker 1: is it She's Dominican. Okay, oh yeah, So I went
Speaker 1: and got them a shot. Come to find out, they're
Speaker 1: celebrating a birthday. They're married, and I'm just sitting hanging
Speaker 1: with them in the water, and so we're just talking.
Speaker 1: It's going great. We're talking about how they met, We're
Speaker 1: talking about the island, we're talking about the water, We're
Speaker 1: talking about how my fucking all inclusive resort food was shitty.
Speaker 1: And so we're just talking and I'm like, damn, I
Speaker 1: gotta go back to the boat. So they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: come up, let's exchange numbers. I said, I would love
Speaker 1: to bring it around New York. I know these clubs
Speaker 1: that are great. This is within fucking they're staying on
Speaker 1: the island. Yes, so, which, by the way, it's not
Speaker 1: that easy to get who it is. Bro Oh no.
Speaker 1: As soon as they told me I could take a
Speaker 1: ferry back to Kankou That's when I was like, well,
Speaker 1: let's exchange numbers. Exchange numbers. And they were like, dangn
Speaker 1: we really wish you could stay with us. I said, wait,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, Actually, I'm gonna be right back.
Speaker 1: Let me go to my boat. It's the uh if
Speaker 1: I could just tell them I'm staying here, and I
Speaker 1: went to the boat. I said, yes, So I met
Speaker 1: this couple. Uh, I swear to God. I said, y'all
Speaker 1: don't have to run me back to my hotel. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna stay here. They told me it was only
Speaker 1: twenty minute ferry back to can't come, right, But the
Speaker 1: point is there's a fairy. There's a fairy that I
Speaker 1: could get back to. Can't come. So I come back.
Speaker 1: I said, guys, I'm with you all for the day.
Speaker 1: So we literally beach club hop through the day, literally
Speaker 1: all through drinks, mind you. Before I even went to
Speaker 1: the boat, he went back to the bar brought more shots.
Speaker 1: She was like, what are you drinking? Baby? Get her
Speaker 1: whatever she's drinking. They were just also just really accommodating.
Speaker 1: So we go to when we go to exchange numbers. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're getting me out of my order here. They were
Speaker 1: very accommodate before when I went to exchange numbers with them, though,
Speaker 1: I made sure to let them know. So I do this,
Speaker 1: she has to get my number, sir, No offensess. All
Speaker 1: goes through her. If she wants me to stay, I'll
Speaker 1: stay if she wants me, like I literally put all
Speaker 1: of the all of the power. Had they been how
Speaker 1: long they've been together, they've been together. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get to many details about their relationship, but just
Speaker 1: just shy of a decade. Wow, and they've been married
Speaker 1: for almost two years. Okay, had they done this before?
Speaker 1: They've never had a THREESOMEE never had another, like she's it.
Speaker 1: Literally literally, we're walking the beach, We're like drinking, we're
Speaker 1: fucking beach club hopping, and so as we're in the water,
Speaker 1: we start talking about their threesome experience and I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's never had one in his life. She's had one
Speaker 1: but with the only woman, and they've talked about having
Speaker 1: it together, but it just they never even knew how
Speaker 1: it would happen. Well, you're with a pro. So I
Speaker 1: agree to have dinner with them. This is before I
Speaker 1: even thought I was gonna stay bitch. Were the She's like,
Speaker 1: oh mommy, we're like the same size. I got some
Speaker 1: clothes for you. Bet. She started giving me clothes to
Speaker 1: wear for dinner and everything. Oh god, we got my
Speaker 1: fair Mandy. Literally, So we get back, we get back
Speaker 1: to the hotel. This is where it gets popping. So
Speaker 1: we get back to the honeymay No. We were all
Speaker 1: showering and getting dressed for dinner. So uh, by this time,
Speaker 1: it's like the evening sun is going down. So we're like, well,
Speaker 1: let's go back and shower and get dressed and go
Speaker 1: out to dinner. So we go back to the hotel
Speaker 1: room and they start just accommodating. She's pulling out a
Speaker 1: dress that I can wear. He's getting me a towel
Speaker 1: I can and so I'm like, I gotta get a show.
Speaker 1: I gotta get in the shower. I've been swimming with
Speaker 1: sharks all day. So I go to get in the shower.
Speaker 1: She goes to give me the towel that he just
Speaker 1: handed her. You can't, I say, you're not gonna get
Speaker 1: in with me. Not Manny just flipped her none having it.
Speaker 1: I said, you're not gonna get in with me. So
Speaker 1: she comes to get in and you can see him
Speaker 1: kind of peek around the corner, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: can join us too, So we get in the goddamn shower.
Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, and very accommodating. She gives me
Speaker 1: the holle because she gives me this like shampoo, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she was like, don't worry, it's
Speaker 1: for color protection. And so she hadn't even all the
Speaker 1: things for me, and I was like, So she goes
Speaker 1: to start washing my hair and then he comes in
Speaker 1: and starts washing my body, and then she goes to
Speaker 1: start jacking his dick off, and then I'm like, can
Speaker 1: I stuck it? So I got to suck his dick
Speaker 1: was massive, really massive. I said, this looks like you
Speaker 1: got DoD. I literally was like, this ship big. It's
Speaker 1: a big old thing. I just I'll be so and
Speaker 1: so literally we're in we're in the shower. I go
Speaker 1: to suck his dick. Then I got to eat her pussy.
Speaker 1: Then she's sucking my nipples and it just becomes a
Speaker 1: lot to where then we take it to the bed
Speaker 1: and you could tell it was so funny because you
Speaker 1: could tell it was also their first time because she
Speaker 1: got really nervous. And it's crazy because because she she
Speaker 1: started saying, we don't do this often, mommy, we're clean,
Speaker 1: Like if well, no, no, no, we got but she
Speaker 1: just wanted just in case, I think they were planning
Speaker 1: on something happening. It was I don't want to say
Speaker 1: his name. For the for the trip but his age,
Speaker 1: But this is what you're you're jumping ahead because literally,
Speaker 1: as that's the fun part of After this hotel did
Speaker 1: the threesome, he literally got up and was like is
Speaker 1: this inception? Is this? He's like, did you plan this?
Speaker 1: Like so he's asking now his wife, how did this happen?
Speaker 1: Did you plan? Did y'all know each other before? So
Speaker 1: then because they had they literally he's like, you don't
Speaker 1: understand how many times we've talked about scenarios of threesomes
Speaker 1: and how it would happen or where it would wait.
Speaker 1: This is before you guys know. This is right after
Speaker 1: he gets up and cannot believe that he's just experienced
Speaker 1: his first threesome, like literally cannot believe it. Gets up
Speaker 1: like literally, I wish I could like show y'all. He
Speaker 1: gets up hold on, He's literally up hold on. He's
Speaker 1: like like holding his dick, holding his dick, walking around
Speaker 1: the circles like, yo, did that just happen? Yo? Like
Speaker 1: y'all didn't set this up? He wasn't such like he
Speaker 1: was like just thank you, Like he was in shot
Speaker 1: brow the nigga grown and he was like wow because
Speaker 1: it was fun. She was sexy he's at your best,
Speaker 1: not my best, because I'd be bringing my niggas in
Speaker 1: I'll be bringing the hot What do you think your best?
Speaker 1: Was my best? Three? Semine gone? I've had too many. Now,
Speaker 1: they'd be good, they'd be good, they'd be good. Like literally,
Speaker 1: I just had lunch with my home girl and she
Speaker 1: sucked seven and she sucked me in my ex and
Speaker 1: we were both talking about the difference between them, like
Speaker 1: in terms of like dick size, sensuality, looks, and so
Speaker 1: who would she say? My ex did a lot more
Speaker 1: things and it was great, like he did he got massages, eats,
Speaker 1: as does all the things. But seven, that dick is
Speaker 1: that dick is the devil. Really, that dick is the devil? Man?
Speaker 1: Do you know It's crazy? I to him maybe like
Speaker 1: a month ago or so, and noticed like okay, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Like I thought about
Speaker 1: it again, and that didnt you hear about someone sex
Speaker 1: someone you look at them longer. I'm looking And I
Speaker 1: was like, does he have that the yeah, like the devil? Um?
Speaker 1: But yeah, so we end up um literally like having sex.
Speaker 1: He's in shock. We all get dressed, we go to dinner.
Speaker 1: She took one too many shots. By dinner, she was lit.
Speaker 1: We come back to the room. We're like, we're just
Speaker 1: gonna take a nap because then there was a party
Speaker 1: going on so we wanted the club. We come back
Speaker 1: to the room and we all take a nap, which
Speaker 1: we wake up at one am, like fuck. The island
Speaker 1: closes it too, so we're like, there's a Jacuzi on
Speaker 1: their terrace. They got a Jacuzy in her, so we
Speaker 1: got to start filling that ship up. Didn't even make
Speaker 1: it to the jacuzy to fill up. We got right
Speaker 1: back in bed. We started watching Oh god, some shot
Speaker 1: on Netflix that is so good. It's with these badass kids.
Speaker 1: It's like super Bad or something. It was so good.
Speaker 1: And then I lean over I started just sucking her.
Speaker 1: What is it called. No, it's with these kids that
Speaker 1: like are trying to get Molly for like a helicopter
Speaker 1: or some It's that's what I want. It's great, it's great.
Speaker 1: So we're laying watching this movie. I roll over, I
Speaker 1: start massaging her tips, licking her nipples, and then I
Speaker 1: just go to start eating her out. Then here we go.
Speaker 1: We we fucking again. So he goes to fuck her.
Speaker 1: We didn't suck. This second time he goes to fuck
Speaker 1: her and she's just eating the funk out my pussy. Wait, now,
Speaker 1: has she been with women before? Yeah, I said she
Speaker 1: had a threesome with two women. Okay, she ate my
Speaker 1: fucking pussy like I've never had. Maybe, I I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just sexy seeing him fuck her, and
Speaker 1: or even just him watching her eat my pussy. She
Speaker 1: ate my plussy so like I'm remembering having funny, literally
Speaker 1: and I can't eat pussy good getting fun. They were
Speaker 1: quiet fuckers, so all you heard was me just u oh,
Speaker 1: like she was eating my plane. So we're literally don't
Speaker 1: believe all you heard was me moaning. I was like,
Speaker 1: god damned. And at one point I just started and
Speaker 1: I came and you know, when you listen to a
Speaker 1: sibling talking about bro I don't. I could listen to
Speaker 1: manny talk about sex. But the way she ate my pussy, dog,
Speaker 1: I like, I felt like I just got done running.
Speaker 1: I came to the the heart that I was breathing heavy. Whoa,
Speaker 1: So my heart that was from being eating out while
Speaker 1: someone else is getting I don't know why that. I
Speaker 1: think that lets you know how visual you are, because
Speaker 1: you said that ship. It was You're like, I need
Speaker 1: to see this, and then he literally got he got
Speaker 1: up again and was like, y'all sure y'all didn't y'all
Speaker 1: y'all don't know each other. Y'all didn't plan this because
Speaker 1: it just worked out so good. And then they were like, well,
Speaker 1: you could say we're touring the the tomorrow. You would
Speaker 1: love to keep you. And I was like keep you,
Speaker 1: keep your hair, and not keep you cats. And I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, I'll stay way. When did you go
Speaker 1: back to the room. Did you ever get I didn't
Speaker 1: go back n till the next night, and I only
Speaker 1: went back the next night because yes, I realized I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was literally wearing her clothes for two days. So
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I don't want to I don't
Speaker 1: want to take all your clothes here. When I gave
Speaker 1: the Cuban m escort my clothes, do you all remember that?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, let me just give
Speaker 1: because they you know he was anyway, Well, no, I
Speaker 1: gave her her stuff like when I love because I
Speaker 1: had my bath and sou steel from the sword. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so she was like dressing me the whole time, and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I toured with them the whole next day.
Speaker 1: It was great. He covered all the drinks, he covered
Speaker 1: the food. He's like, whatever you need, Like, let's like
Speaker 1: I felt like I was literally their girlfriend, like the
Speaker 1: whole time. So now towards so they happened to live
Speaker 1: in the state of New York, so I'm like, they
Speaker 1: want to again. Yeah, we were thinking Jamaica or going
Speaker 1: back to eastla or I'm like, I'll come up state
Speaker 1: and maybe we do whatever they do up state. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fund is up state. Fucking he
Speaker 1: and see trees and now there's that's where the trees are.
Speaker 1: In New York. There's none really um separately, I believe,
Speaker 1: not together, okay, but grown like grown kids. So they're
Speaker 1: very attractive, fine d and I'm just like, how the
Speaker 1: fund did I fall into this? Mind you. I was
Speaker 1: sitting next to another couple on the flight, Dominican couple,
Speaker 1: and the nigga was so fine. I was like, I
Speaker 1: felt like I felt like we actually fucked before. But
Speaker 1: then when he told me what he did for a living,
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, you know, I thought he was
Speaker 1: his personal training. I look the same bald head, salt
Speaker 1: and pepper. I'm like, damn, I really got a tight
Speaker 1: but um yeah, I ended up talking to them the
Speaker 1: whole flight because Delta must have thought we were traveling together.
Speaker 1: They were on my flight to Mexico and my flight back,
Speaker 1: so we sat next to each other. Girl, it's just
Speaker 1: a weekend flight. I left on a fucking Wednesday, the
Speaker 1: Wednesday to Saturday. It was like the delta we got
Speaker 1: we were together. I said, this delta, but it was,
Speaker 1: but it was all travel dates. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: but here's the mistake I made too. I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: the weekend after the fourth nigga's got jobs, It's gonna
Speaker 1: be light, it's the wind. It's a Wednesday. No one's
Speaker 1: gonna be in Mexico, which no one has a job anymore,
Speaker 1: not even that many. It's summer and people go for
Speaker 1: the lower like. Not everybody likes the hype weekend. Early
Speaker 1: everyone was there for weddings, bachelor parties like. It was
Speaker 1: groups of people, anniversary parties. It was groups of people.
Speaker 1: And then my dumbass was like, well, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see no kids, so let me stay at an
Speaker 1: adult only, all inclusive resort. How are those hamburgers and
Speaker 1: hot dogs awful. But outside of that, everybody was sucking,
Speaker 1: taking shots and twerking. I say that the world too.
Speaker 1: Everyone was taking shots and tworking and doing this and
Speaker 1: doing that, tour it in this Nick met me. He
Speaker 1: was from the Carolina's. He met me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I really don't want to join you in party. I'm
Speaker 1: not looking to party him like, I brought books three
Speaker 1: you know. He was like, so you came to Mexico
Speaker 1: to be lame. I said, actually, I came here to
Speaker 1: be lame. Sure did. Um never opened a book though,
Speaker 1: Um bitch. Because I stayed with the couple for two days,
Speaker 1: and now I think I really want to be a
Speaker 1: unicorn to this couple. I know why I enjoyed sex
Speaker 1: from both and talk about this all the time with me.
Speaker 1: And she would always be like I get to feel
Speaker 1: love and like, yeah, cuddling. He was paying for everything.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, this is easy, and she eat good
Speaker 1: pussy and she fine, she is the one who drew
Speaker 1: me in first. And you gotta niggle with a big
Speaker 1: old dick. What like? Honestly, guys, I need to hear
Speaker 1: chat now. I am this blessed. Actually I've just been
Speaker 1: talking to her. I've just been talking to her, so
Speaker 1: we'll plan when I go. So you told you have
Speaker 1: a sex podcast. Oh yeah, I told them to say,
Speaker 1: y'all know I'm gonna talk about this. I go get
Speaker 1: too much? Do you have some pretty Yeah? I don't like,
Speaker 1: Just so you know, I'm gonna gonna talk about it
Speaker 1: on one of my pots. But yeah, like, so that's
Speaker 1: cute for you for doing a civil birthday, y'all. My y'all,
Speaker 1: my man, y'all might hear more stories because I definitely
Speaker 1: want to see them again, like invite them to our show.
Speaker 1: I could, I could do that, but I want to
Speaker 1: go up stay. I want to I want to take
Speaker 1: a little vacation, don't. I don't. I want to be
Speaker 1: the leader. I realized I'm the leader in like my
Speaker 1: last relationship. Every time we brought people into the bedroom,
Speaker 1: I coordinated, I set it up. It was my friend.
Speaker 1: Just say that. Because New York is a fun like
Speaker 1: people like to do a stay like a staycation type
Speaker 1: of you know what I mean. And you know they
Speaker 1: haven't already told me about some like crab place in
Speaker 1: Jersey that's b y O B. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta take you to Jersey and they're like, we
Speaker 1: gotta take you here. I'm like what, but it's like
Speaker 1: apparently like they have like whenever I eat hot and
Speaker 1: juicy or any kind of like crab food in my
Speaker 1: hands get like that. Well we've got a fun immediate laughter.
Speaker 1: But you can also just wash your hands and take
Speaker 1: a shower, like yeah, and they give you gloves. I'll
Speaker 1: be there with my motherfucking bib and gloves. Maybe these
Speaker 1: nails ain't sucking well not, I'm planning out like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the nails are not deafe right now. Well, but I'm
Speaker 1: looking forward to like seeing them again for sure. That's
Speaker 1: really fun. I feel like now I have to top it. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to do. But I do
Speaker 1: have some upcoming travels if any of the Horrhives gonna
Speaker 1: be out and about. I was gonna go to Barcelona,
Speaker 1: but I'm skipping that because I need another weekend in
Speaker 1: New York. I realized, So I'm going to Milan, capri
Speaker 1: Rome then, so we got to hear about those for
Speaker 1: the rest of the year. I've been that I've actually
Speaker 1: been to all these places except capri Um and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to London. There's a sole election party.
Speaker 1: Y'all know. I always talked about the link up in
Speaker 1: l a Andre Powers party. But he's a founder of selection,
Speaker 1: so I'm going for that. So if any of the
Speaker 1: London things don't you know, if you guys are out
Speaker 1: there and you want a little American please see hit
Speaker 1: me up to I want you'll puss the over the weight,
Speaker 1: I like really throwing up. But you know, the euro
Speaker 1: is now the same value as the dollar, so I'm
Speaker 1: about to be lit hole. I'm in London. I like
Speaker 1: the shop of Yeah, but I think I know there's
Speaker 1: a GDP just let me have it, right, I like
Speaker 1: not the pounder. I'm gonna do that. And then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go to Paris because you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But I think what I'm gonna do is go to Champagney, France.
Speaker 1: You know about Champagne where all the like champagne houses are,
Speaker 1: and do it tour. I think I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Um I'm gonna bring Nina. Someone taught me how to
Speaker 1: get a pet passport, so um, yeah, I mean why not.
Speaker 1: I'm like traveling solo and just meeting people there but
Speaker 1: old Bay is going to be in this out of France.
Speaker 1: At the same time, he was like, oh, because he
Speaker 1: was gonna watch you know when I went and he
Speaker 1: was like, why don't I just bring Nina to Nice
Speaker 1: and you and I can. Like me, why are y'all
Speaker 1: still doing this? Do you take? Why does he take?
Speaker 1: But I'm going out of town. I'm going to Chicago
Speaker 1: this weekend of party. He takes the dog. Look, this
Speaker 1: is okay, but I'll peep a little. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be there when you're what Now, I'm gonna be sucking
Speaker 1: deck is what I'm gonna be doing. Thank you Hello,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna hang with this neighbor with it. Now
Speaker 1: we're gonna have pictures just from Mexico and the south
Speaker 1: of France with the baby. No, we're not making no
Speaker 1: new memory, nigga drop the baby all thank you Hello.
Speaker 1: Al Right, guys, Well, before we get out of here,
Speaker 1: I want to do an email that is um like
Speaker 1: a confession, it's more of appreciation mail, and then we
Speaker 1: will get out of here to a homemail because it's
Speaker 1: been so long. So this first one comes all the
Speaker 1: way from Hawaii. Aloha, Weisi and Mandy I just wanted
Speaker 1: to say mahallow for all of your hard work you
Speaker 1: put into this podcast, because I'm truly a fan. You
Speaker 1: both helped me overcome and educate me on so many things,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't be as open minded and willing if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for horrible decisions. I was in the thirteen
Speaker 1: year long relationship with my high school to sweetheart, which
Speaker 1: became toxic and mentally abusive. From this relationship, I become
Speaker 1: super insecure of my body and being sexual in general.
Speaker 1: And well, a few years ago, my ex husband left
Speaker 1: my son and I. As hard as it was, I
Speaker 1: finally found someone who loves me fiercely, and I'm happier
Speaker 1: than ever. This man, bless you. This man is very
Speaker 1: sexual and me being from a loveless relationship for so
Speaker 1: long was hard. Your podcast gave me so much more
Speaker 1: confidence and taught me so much. I don't know how
Speaker 1: to explain how you've helped me. Each morning, I'm cracking
Speaker 1: up because of both of you. Bless you. And my
Speaker 1: office is a quiet, conservative place, but little does anyone know,
Speaker 1: I'm over here in my desk listening to you too,
Speaker 1: talking about horrible decisions and sucking dick again big mahalow
Speaker 1: to you both, and keep up the good work. Love
Speaker 1: your front from Hawaii. Um ma hollo ho. And then
Speaker 1: she said, not that you care, but Hawaii is announced.
Speaker 1: Havaii Hawaiiva, it's gotta be Havaii let me talk about
Speaker 1: But she lived there, so I guess you really know, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know what she saying. True Hawaii pronunciation. Bro,
Speaker 1: what are you serious right now? Because I'll believe about
Speaker 1: let her do it? Horrible decisions like you prona pretty
Speaker 1: straightforward in Hawaii. And however, this is normally you said
Speaker 1: as Hawaii Hawaii, or maybe to be silent, they said,
Speaker 1: hava oh ship. See how we'll be educating your life
Speaker 1: and we ain't all right, grow whatever, See how we'll
Speaker 1: be educating y'all. All right, and then of course it's
Speaker 1: only right. Let me make sure I fine. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to us at you're desk and risking your job.
Speaker 1: That's the sweet No, honestly, seriously, um so this one,
Speaker 1: um of course, it's just great. The title is my
Speaker 1: NBA manifestation. Hey, ladies, First and foremost, I want to
Speaker 1: tell both of y'all that I love the show. It's
Speaker 1: literally like I'm listening to my home girls and I
Speaker 1: discussed our escapades. So here's my issue. I've always had
Speaker 1: a talent for filatio as this wheezy, and I'm also
Speaker 1: a side queen. Typically, I do not entertain anyone less
Speaker 1: than nine inches because I hate wasting my time. Nine
Speaker 1: inches as big as fun. God day, you got a
Speaker 1: big little pussy, nine is still not the size of
Speaker 1: a base. Yeah, I'll be like no one te Recently,
Speaker 1: I manifested a certain type of man. I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to be with a professional athlete who plays for my
Speaker 1: favorite NBA team, and I finally got one. Good for you.
Speaker 1: He's everything I manifested, tall, handsome, cares, maddic for he
Speaker 1: and fine. The only problem is he's five inches and
Speaker 1: I'm depressed about it. The sex of school because he
Speaker 1: lets me explore other parts of his body during sex,
Speaker 1: so it's adventure. But the problem is the fallacio or
Speaker 1: lock up. I thought I could get over it, but
Speaker 1: just recently realized I don't even want to perform fallacio
Speaker 1: on him because he is so small. Why don't you
Speaker 1: say is educated? A friend of mine told me that
Speaker 1: most men in the league, particularly the tall ones are
Speaker 1: going to be small bitch. That's a lie. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say that. Now, Mandy is the directory hope one
Speaker 1: ding if you had that has been Amanda, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know put your He does add that the locker room,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the All Star Games, the final bit and
Speaker 1: you had a friend, some bitch who slid in a
Speaker 1: d M. Do you know the type of philanthropy this
Speaker 1: bitch is thought Basketball Association? That is Mandy b Yes, ship,
Speaker 1: but go ahead though, legit legit? Are you ought a food?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Flame? Damn? I have the door locked. And
Speaker 1: that's lokey, why I M yeah, lokey all y'all. Anyways,
Speaker 1: now we get in and he just heard me saying,
Speaker 1: you know, not to be racist. But they do say
Speaker 1: that that is normally the five insured Oh Asian man.
Speaker 1: I mean I've never been with one. I was with
Speaker 1: a tie and black, but he definitely got the black
Speaker 1: dick tie and black tie and black. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of hair. I liked it. So
Speaker 1: I have two questions, is my friend right about the
Speaker 1: height and small dicks? To that, I answer, you know, um?
Speaker 1: And then what are some tips? And I guess I'll
Speaker 1: for sure throw this to wheezy. What are some tips
Speaker 1: for giving filatio on men who are small less than six?
Speaker 1: And why do you because because you just said you
Speaker 1: give the best head, so not all the day? Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought you meant to say, I'm just a five
Speaker 1: inch that you don't have a dick, do you. I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the only thing that you could do to make
Speaker 1: it feel really big is squeeze the bottom and you'll
Speaker 1: actually feel good that because he's five inches, you can
Speaker 1: put the balls in your mouth. So basically when you're
Speaker 1: sucking the dick because it's smaller, shorter, like if you
Speaker 1: stick your tongue out and now you have the balls.
Speaker 1: I do it when dudes are a little bit softer. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. That's probably like the best
Speaker 1: tip I can give you. And also, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you don't like it, because, like you
Speaker 1: were saying, like when a dick is too big, it's
Speaker 1: not that much fun to suck, which I can understand.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, but that's why I go to
Speaker 1: the balls. I don't learn how to just make it
Speaker 1: makes sense. There's really no other advice. Sometimes sixty nine
Speaker 1: can be fine. I could just sit on his face
Speaker 1: and then you have like a different positioning of sucking dick,
Speaker 1: so you can like get deeper because you can put
Speaker 1: your head all the way down. But girl, for the
Speaker 1: most part, God is fair and just you got a rich, fine,
Speaker 1: freaky NBA players. He thought he was just having a
Speaker 1: big dick. To if he did have a big dick,
Speaker 1: you probably have a wife. It's so crazy because the
Speaker 1: last little NBA player that I fucked, uh, right after
Speaker 1: me and this nigga broke up. I Uh, he brought
Speaker 1: me to Detroit and Babe, I literally told him, I said,
Speaker 1: you find rich and got this. I literally told him,
Speaker 1: I said, so when you brought me, I thought your
Speaker 1: dick was gonna be little. And I said, how are
Speaker 1: you this blessed to have a big dick? Be fine
Speaker 1: and rich? I was like, normally it's only two of
Speaker 1: the three, literally two of the three. And I was
Speaker 1: just shocked. So I have to humanize recently, Like I
Speaker 1: can't even say it, but what I will say is
Speaker 1: like I don't want to gas it, but I've had
Speaker 1: these moments where I've had to like pick something about
Speaker 1: the person that humanizes them and like brings them back
Speaker 1: down the size because I'm like, like, fine, great job,
Speaker 1: big deal, Like I'm just not in your this and that. Like,
Speaker 1: oh no, if they have all three, they're definitely a
Speaker 1: narcissist and you just gotta they're not. They're not nobody
Speaker 1: but not. My mama called me. In the industry, I
Speaker 1: think so, but like they are good people. I think
Speaker 1: industry niggas get hyped up by women. But my mama
Speaker 1: literally called me and said, so, I was listening to
Speaker 1: one of your podcasts, and I know you don't want
Speaker 1: to hear me, but through my research and conversations, when
Speaker 1: men have really big dicks and are well off and
Speaker 1: sunk the ship out of you, nine times out of ten,
Speaker 1: there a narcissist. And I said, wow, Mom, you may
Speaker 1: have something so to sit become a basketball wife and
Speaker 1: stick to your five inch dick. Anyway, this episode was fun,
Speaker 1: and I'm really proud of you for fulfilling someone else's
Speaker 1: fantasy not about to be Yeah, I never fully been
Speaker 1: of a unicorn, Like I mean, my home girl flew
Speaker 1: me out for her and her n fel nigga. But
Speaker 1: then I liked his teammate so then he kind of
Speaker 1: got mad that his teammate pulled up to the club,
Speaker 1: and I love with the teammate because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I funked you last night, I don't have to again
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, he kind of felt the way that
Speaker 1: I love with his teammate, But are you serious? I'm
Speaker 1: dead serious. My friend flew me out to her and
Speaker 1: her nigga and I fucked him. It was great, But
Speaker 1: I've been mad too. I told him before I got there,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been mad if you got the number.
Speaker 1: But like, if I flew my home girl out to
Speaker 1: me and my duty, you're staying, that's gonna be like, why, Well,
Speaker 1: they gotta be tied to y'all. None am I being tied,
Speaker 1: But it's like they didn't pay me. I'm flewt out.
Speaker 1: But then he knew I liked him because we met
Speaker 1: him in the club and his asks when they went
Speaker 1: to go watch game tape the next day, his bad
Speaker 1: for inviting the nigg over to the house, which we
Speaker 1: went right in the bathroom and started sucking. Then I
Speaker 1: then then I just stay with him. They in their house.
Speaker 1: Why would you invite him over? And I told you
Speaker 1: I wanted to I am the abortion horse. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just a hord. And that was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: I'm not a horn anymore. All right, come on what away?
Speaker 1: Someone said that we slept shaping each other a lot,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, bro, like what it's a
Speaker 1: podcast up, what these you listen gonna sit there and congratulate.
Speaker 1: They wanted to agree on everything. They want us to
Speaker 1: not have guests, and they want us to have You're
Speaker 1: actually the bigger horse, even this fucking, mega, fucking terror card.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this's going He said that. I like kind
Speaker 1: of like, you know, when you're like trying not to
Speaker 1: laugh because I was taking her really serious. I've kind
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Speaker 1: in to another episode of Horble Decisions. By that's what
Speaker 1: it was, I mean a lot of uh kettles and pots. However,
Speaker 1: I mean my take on it was, of course, just
Speaker 1: the accountability part at the end of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess we could sit here and sit on the
Speaker 1: fact that we've all fell for niggas that wasn't shipped.
Speaker 1: But to me, at some point you have to be
Speaker 1: able to see who the person is when when they
Speaker 1: show you them. And first off, you were never the
Speaker 1: only one or the main one, me, me, the baby
Speaker 1: mom and other women were also in the picture. Um,
Speaker 1: and then outside of that, he left you while you
Speaker 1: were partning. That's fair, but did you ever think that
Speaker 1: man could degrade you on in gram Live and put
Speaker 1: your baby on there and keep you while you were pregnant,
Speaker 1: and according to the family, you also did she was
Speaker 1: already pregnant. Baby. Yeah, but you also didn't even show
Speaker 1: up for the baby shower. You didn't show up for
Speaker 1: me or the baby before the baby was here. Baby,
Speaker 1: So I just feel like, no to me, Like, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. We all date men with the lens of
Speaker 1: the idea of them or the potential of them, without
Speaker 1: really just acknowledging who the funk they are right in
Speaker 1: front of our eyes. But what is she supposed to
Speaker 1: so like? And here's the other thing. I understand. He
Speaker 1: left her when she was pregnant. He didn't show up
Speaker 1: to the baby shower. Okay, she has the baby. He's like,
Speaker 1: y'all move in with me. It's your first kid. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna help you out. Who's gonna say no to that?
Speaker 1: Your emotions are crazy. I've never had a baby, You've
Speaker 1: never had a baby. We've only had friends with babies. Right,
Speaker 1: they're all fucked up with hormones. And you're telling me
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no to the father of my child
Speaker 1: in writing me in his home and possibly making it work.
Speaker 1: And granted you probably isn't love with him, Like, no, dude,
Speaker 1: you're gonna recamp the happy memories. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: do is start fucking with another nigga. No, you want
Speaker 1: to feel that community and that fatherhood and that feeling
Speaker 1: is crazy, because girl, the first baby mama that you've
Speaker 1: been back and forth foot she prayed it right now again.
Speaker 1: So you don't move them with this figure and he's
Speaker 1: expecting another child with the woman that what she's supposed
Speaker 1: to do. She's supposed to be a grown ass woman.
Speaker 1: She wasn't supposed to sell her home in l A
Speaker 1: to move half across the country where she knows nobody,
Speaker 1: has no friends. She said that that's why I took
Speaker 1: her so long to even leave the house. Like to me, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's a grown ass woman. This being hasn't
Speaker 1: showed up for you. So for you to put all
Speaker 1: of all of your hope into this man who hasn't
Speaker 1: been able to show up for you since at some point,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta fault yourself. I think that you
Speaker 1: can't say that when someone's just had a baby. I
Speaker 1: think you could say that for someone that like it's
Speaker 1: just with the nigga and they've been in love. Like
Speaker 1: we've said this, this is the problem with Danny. She
Speaker 1: probably thought that baby was gonna get them back together.
Speaker 1: A lot of people keep a baby, have a baby
Speaker 1: and hope that it makes a bonton stronger or but
Speaker 1: or a man can show up differently of a fucking
Speaker 1: girl that just had her first child. She's young the same,
Speaker 1: it's the same way. And I'm gonna say it, it's
Speaker 1: the same ship. I said about Summer Walker and her
Speaker 1: Raggedy Ass album. Yeah, you sat here and argued with
Speaker 1: all the other baby mama's thinking that you was gonna
Speaker 1: be different. Danny thought because she was a yellow bone,
Speaker 1: she was gonna be treated different than but and and
Speaker 1: trust me, and I saw it this tweet from Crystal
Speaker 1: that I really liked. It was like, y'all really got
Speaker 1: me sticking up for this. He want me because I'm
Speaker 1: yellow beach, because that's how trash the baby is. But
Speaker 1: you're saying that we know this, but then he ain't
Speaker 1: gonna stay blah blah. Mandy. She she was twenty four,
Speaker 1: like I think she's twenty five now or twenty six,
Speaker 1: Like do you really like, can you really say that?
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying, like, can we and by
Speaker 1: we I mean people that say you should know better?
Speaker 1: Can we really say that if you've already been through
Speaker 1: a shitty situation with a nigga, Like the girl is young,
Speaker 1: I just don't And I really feel like he exploited her.
Speaker 1: I feel like what he did was fucked up. I
Speaker 1: just don't like using that young excuse for someone who's
Speaker 1: twenty six, because we still have niggas in their thirties
Speaker 1: and forties who's still a like to me. No, there's
Speaker 1: a lot more resources now. There's a lot of people
Speaker 1: telling you what to do, what not to do. There's
Speaker 1: you've sat here and been dragged by the internet. You've
Speaker 1: seen how bad this man has treated you over the years.
Speaker 1: It's been in your faith. And she literally said she
Speaker 1: was like, I feel so bad that I didn't listen
Speaker 1: to the internet, the fact that you have to be like,
Speaker 1: damn Internet, you was right. Everyone was telling you. You
Speaker 1: chose to ignore all the red flag. We just spoke
Speaker 1: about how everybody was posting the red flag, but them
Speaker 1: ships was flaming hot. They wasn't even off off white,
Speaker 1: they wasn't even hot pink. They would pay the whole time. Like,
Speaker 1: so to me, No, you're eighteen year an adult. You're twenty,
Speaker 1: you're twenty one, you're twenty two, you're twenty five, you're
Speaker 1: twenty six, you're thirty, you're thirty one. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: just call someone in their twenties, late twenties, mid twenties young.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's not like she's the high school