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Speaker 1: I did a DNA test and found my long lost

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you're telling me you're not one hundred percent

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Speaker 2: that bitch.

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Speaker 1: That bitch, No, I am. Oh, but my sibling may

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Speaker 1: not be one hundred percent that bitch.

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Speaker 2: Might be like fifty percent all the way.

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Speaker 1: Zero percent, that zero percent. Yeah, my real sister is

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Speaker 1: actually one hundred percent that bitch. Shout out. Sofia sickest

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: You know she's traveling right.

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Speaker 2: Now, that's true. And where shes at right now?

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Speaker 1: I think she's in Vienna, you know.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: She was just in Rome, deep cut and she made

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Speaker 1: friends at a hostel and travel with them.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like someone that I know very well.

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Speaker 1: My dad meeting my mom in a hostel in Copenhaga.

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Speaker 1: I'm falling in love travel.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh wait, okay those are dang you're a

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Speaker 2: family of stranger meeters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom is the one that talked to my dad. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you blame her? Yeah, came over here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I showed you old pictures of my mom either though.

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Speaker 1: My mom had some style. Yeah in the day, I

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Speaker 1: believe it. And guess what this actually comes from our

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Speaker 1: slash okop show Yes by Lady Shadow twenty. If you

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Speaker 1: sixty seven. But let's get into it. So hey, oh,

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Speaker 1: a longtime lurker, first time poster. Thank you for posting

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Speaker 1: the Lady Shadow. I twenty eight female, am a baby

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Speaker 1: of three. My older siblings are from my mother's previous relationship,

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Speaker 1: but they are very much my siblings and I love them.

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Speaker 1: Since childhood, my mother claimed I had another half sister

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Speaker 1: from my father's side, though my father always denied her

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Speaker 1: being his child. As a child, I was close to

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Speaker 1: my existing sister and denied the existence of another sister,

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Speaker 1: feeling one was enough. Wild mind of a child right

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Speaker 1: right either way. Fast forward to my early teens, and

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Speaker 1: I've got access to the wonderful world Wide Web. I

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Speaker 1: was about thirteen when my mother started insisting that I

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Speaker 1: look for my sister.

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Speaker 2: Well, Mom was just trying to stir up trouble.

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Speaker 1: I know, It's like, No, I just love my my sisters.

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Speaker 1: Thought i'd have right now. Oh, so like the family

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Speaker 1: tree is OPI has two siblings, a brother and a sister. Yep,

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Speaker 1: those two siblings are from her step mom from a

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Speaker 1: previous relationship. Then Ope's dad, who is now married to

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Speaker 1: the step mom had the step mom, thinks that there

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Speaker 1: is a secret kid out there that no one really

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Speaker 1: knows about. And so the stepmom is like, you should

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Speaker 1: find out who that secret kid is that your father had.

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Speaker 1: For a while, I denied still that I had this

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Speaker 1: other sister, mostly because my father was denying that she

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Speaker 1: was real. But at this time, my sister wasn't really around.

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Speaker 1: We're six years apart, and I really wanted that companion.

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Speaker 1: So basically, one of the siblings with a sister out

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Speaker 1: on the road, nowhere to be found, and OPI is like,

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Speaker 1: I need that secret sister in my life now.

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Speaker 2: I need someone else to hang out with.

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Speaker 1: My mother said she couldn't have been more than two

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Speaker 1: years older than me. She provided me her full name,

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Speaker 1: We'll just call her Vera, and I went looking for her.

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Speaker 1: I searched on MySpace for more than a year and

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Speaker 1: eventually concluded there was no way to find her only

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Speaker 1: go deeper. Anytime she'd come to mind, I'd google her

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Speaker 1: hoping i'd find something, and when Facebook became popular, I

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Speaker 1: searched for her there as well. I eventually came to

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Speaker 1: two conclusions. She doesn't have social media, or two, she

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Speaker 1: also knew about me, didn't want anything to do with me,

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Speaker 1: sister was an ancestry DNA KUT. So she has a

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Speaker 2: And he's given the gift of just nuclear explosion. That's

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Speaker 2: a bomb you're gifting.

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Speaker 1: My brother and his girl did theirs more recently and

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Speaker 1: thought it would be fun for us to do too.

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Speaker 1: My sister and I never did it till recently. She

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Speaker 1: didn't have much interest because she figured that she and

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Speaker 1: our brother's DNA were basically the same because they shared

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Speaker 1: was too afraid to find out VERA was. My sister

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Speaker 1: let alone fine Vera the secret sister somewhere in the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: at this point, I've convinced myself that she knows about

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Speaker 1: me just as much as I know about her, and

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Speaker 1: she doesn't want anything to do with me, and I'm

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Speaker 1: terrified of her rejecting me. So I didn't do my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that would be so tough, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like, also, do you want to find

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Speaker 2: You know, Like, basically the mom is accusing the dad

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Speaker 2: of having this affair baby very openly and like trying

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Speaker 1: Past your DNA. Let's go find this a fair baby,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a lot. Now, let's track it back

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Speaker 1: to present day. Last month, my sister gave me a

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Speaker 1: thought it would be fun to send my DNA alongside

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Speaker 1: my nephews and we get our results back together and

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Speaker 1: matches was Vera.

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Speaker 2: It happened.

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Speaker 1: I called my sister right away. Not knowing what to do.

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Speaker 1: She was worried about me contacting Vera because my father

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Speaker 2: He's just praying that if he acts like all chill, nonchalant,

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Speaker 1: There could have been another I mean, he could be.

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Speaker 1: It could be that he doesn't know though. It could

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Speaker 2: And the question is where's the mom getting it from then.

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Speaker 1: Like exactly there has to be maybe she's like the

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Speaker 2: He has to have a buy a baby somewhere. I

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Speaker 2: think mom and Mama knows something. She's included on something.

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Speaker 1: We told him Vera was his and that I found

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Speaker 1: Turns out VERA had done her DNA back in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: Had I done mine when I got it, we would

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Speaker 1: So I reached out to her that evening, heart and

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Speaker 1: message when something like this, Hello, I hope this message

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Speaker 1: but I completely understand respect if you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I hope to hear from you. Hours had gone by

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Speaker 1: though that DNA doesn't lie that it doesn't. We started

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Speaker 1: like me it was crazy, but even more like our father.

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Speaker 1: We share his nose, chin, teeth, and forehead. She has

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Speaker 1: I've never thought like I had one of my parents'

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Speaker 1: I send my mom's legs and my dad's tits.

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Speaker 2: That is sounds accurate.

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Speaker 1: I know these seems like odd things to compare. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Her mother did, in fact, know that our father was

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Speaker 1: but I hope it was to keep from hurting her daughter.

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Speaker 1: She grew up in a town along the river, which

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Speaker 1: Her husband is friends with one of my brother's friends.

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Speaker 1: She currently lives in a town that is even closer

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Speaker 1: we just never crossed paths till now. Her daughter's birthday

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Speaker 2: It's getting real. It's getting very real.

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Speaker 1: We were supposed to just have lunch and chat, and

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Speaker 1: at the spot, we got dessert and in her car.

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Speaker 1: We're planning to get to get soon with our babies

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Speaker 1: for the first apple picking trip soon. That's so cute.

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Speaker 1: That's a double. He hasn't spoken to anyone but her

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Speaker 1: I may because you are a member of the Okop fam. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Great, or call us call us at four four zero

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Speaker 2: five zer eight six five six seven.

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Speaker 1: And get us more deats.

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Speaker 2: Time for okop Relab. I try to ban my own

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Speaker 2: father for my engagement party, but my mother in law

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Speaker 2: snuck behind my back and invited him. Anyway, here's my

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Speaker 1: Those shifty mother in law is always trying to run

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Speaker 1: am back ever since freaking the wicked mother in law

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Speaker 1: and freaking sleeping beauty or what was it? What was Cinderella?

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Speaker 1: You know, mother in laws have decided to be evil

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Speaker 2: All of the mother and laws in the world are

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Speaker 2: prove it well, Sam. Prediction is OP gonna be the

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I think

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Speaker 2: That's facts only Disney's textbook. So Obie says, my father

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Speaker 1: Thanks Dad, Hey, we love the anti Dad system. What's

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Speaker 2: My father keeps being annoying and showing up to my brunches,

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Speaker 2: My future mother in law wanted to have an engagement party,

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Speaker 1: I just requested that she not invites my father. Oh

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Speaker 1: so I want to know why, why? How is he

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Speaker 2: I explained that we had a strained relationship and that

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Speaker 1: We don't. Actually I don't know. I don't What does

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Speaker 2: and the first step was inviting him to her home

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Speaker 1: Mother in law is trying to fuck my dad.

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Speaker 2: That could be where this goes. When I met my

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Speaker 2: guess where OPI is going with us, And we went

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Speaker 2: right after work. He has a breathalyzer built into his

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so he's like an alcoholic, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, at least an alcoholic. Yeah, I mean having the

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Speaker 2: That is interesting. That's actually great technology when I think

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Speaker 2: when you really think about it. Sure he has this

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Speaker 1: Right, you don't know the context though, the context see

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Speaker 2: I asked her to please make him leave. She said

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Speaker 1: That's kind of cute. She really messed this up, though,

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Speaker 1: He's just trying to make it up. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I told my fiance that I might end up meeting

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Speaker 2: so he agreed. My father was fine at the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Then wine came around. I glared at him and shook

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Speaker 2: He's started getting happy but that doesn't last. After dinner,

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Speaker 2: The least embarrassing thing he did that night.

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Speaker 1: I love how he phrased that, Oh man, what a

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Speaker 2: That is just insane. My future mother in law is furious.

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Speaker 2: She said that we should have told her my father

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Speaker 2: I said that it wouldn't have been a problem if

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Speaker 2: My father is humiliated that he did this, and I

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Speaker 2: He is a cop and he has come on several

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Speaker 2: events with my dad where he has kept him from drinking.

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Speaker 2: My older brother's wedding, for example. But the problem is

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Speaker 2: I'm venting here because I need someone to tell me

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Speaker 2: I am not the a hole for not wanting to

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Speaker 2: tell people my father is like this, But Sam, what

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Speaker 1: In laws are always trifling? Always be trifling? Bro Okay,

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Speaker 1: it sucks that OP has her dad being like a

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Speaker 1: then she goes behind her wishes and her back for

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Speaker 1: her engagement party and completely fucked it up. So mother

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Speaker 1: a hole for pissing his pants and doing god knows what.

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Speaker 1: I do not think Op is the a hole whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: She knows how destructive her dad is. I just feel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the thing is like mind your business, mind

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Speaker 2: there's probably something wrong there.

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Speaker 1: There's probably a reason.

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Speaker 2: There's probably a reason, and you lied to her face

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Speaker 1: That's way more reasonable to be like, just like ask

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Speaker 1: and if she's mad at her, please it's not a

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Speaker 1: that the best impression today?

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Speaker 2: I fed up by accidentally shooting a baby into the

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Speaker 1: I have to win. Its Okop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 2: I'm same with daughter, and I'm John Fry and we

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Speaker 1: And John, I have a title that is going to

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Speaker 1: real your mind. Today, I fed up by accidentally shooting

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Speaker 2: So many questions, how does that work? It comes to mind,

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Speaker 2: how is that possible? And also just in the list

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Speaker 1: So this started a little over a month ago. I

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Speaker 1: I like him? They make me want to get my

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Speaker 1: which is like the nerdiest way to respond. I turn

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Speaker 1: One thing leads to another and we exchange numbers.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, texts.

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Speaker 1: We talk a few dates, Corona be damned. Things are

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Speaker 1: one thing leads to another. She trips, I fall, and

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Speaker 1: we knock the old boots together. We keep talking and

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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, I guess things were not as good as

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Speaker 1: instead of trying to knock boots. I got another white

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Speaker 1: were and if we could talk, and she responded, yes,

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Speaker 1: I've been meaning to respond, but mind if I come over.

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Speaker 1: Intrigue Okay, I agreed, and she came over. I asked

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Speaker 1: her everything was all right and how she was feeling.

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Speaker 1: Her response was kind of tired. Was late for work,

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Speaker 1: and that's not the only thing I was late for.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, f my life. I have never wanted kids.

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Speaker 1: It is a personal decision I made years ago and

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Speaker 1: have done everything but get surgery to ensure it never happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, this time, this time, I was thinking with

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Speaker 1: the wrong head. We've all been there, fellas. So we

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Speaker 1: had a little talk. Both of us are scared out

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Speaker 1: of her minds and despite my efforts, my whole life,

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Speaker 1: I will be having a baby with her. I left

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Speaker 1: the decision to her and gave my full support for

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Speaker 1: whatever she did and did not push her one way

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Speaker 1: or the other for results. We have yet to tell

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Speaker 1: our families, being as we both just found out a

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Speaker 1: day and just to be sure, we got a test

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Speaker 1: and it was the biggest plus sign that I have

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Speaker 1: ever seen. Unfortunately, it is not a plus sign for

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Speaker 1: my general life direction as it was going. But maybe

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Speaker 1: I could turn these lemons into some baby lemonade. Both

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Speaker 1: families will be told this weekend. And now we're watching

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Speaker 1: a movie seeing about getting food. And as for us,

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Speaker 1: will fellas we are officially dated. I only took a

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Speaker 1: pregnancy to get there. Oh man, so maybe it was

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Speaker 1: my f up for not using protection. But I have

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Speaker 1: my white Mocha drink, my happy drink to help me

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Speaker 1: through it. And guess what, I guess I'll be a

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Speaker 1: father Christmas, just in time for Christmas. Update. So I

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Speaker 1: figured I would post this here since I told my family.

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Speaker 1: To those who've been helping me with some advice, thank

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Speaker 1: you for this. My original post is on my profile.

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Speaker 1: Don't know how to link it, but it's there. So

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Speaker 1: the TLDR the last one is I had an unprotected

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Speaker 1: hookup with this girl and now she's pregnant. In keeping it.

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Speaker 1: Now to the update, or continued crap storm, as I

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Speaker 1: like to call it. She's about ten weeks a long,

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Speaker 1: which coincides with us being together. We'll still get a

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Speaker 1: paternity to test with the timeline matches, and I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure I am the one who got our preggers. Well,

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Speaker 1: things are going well in the face of our relationship.

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00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 1: Next month her lease ends and we'll be moving in

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Speaker 1: with me, so my hot Solo will be with her Chewbacca.

483
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,640
Speaker 1: Why all these Star War Wars references? Now? Last week

484
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Speaker 1: we went in for an ultrasound, and as a guy,

485
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Speaker 1: this was the moment where the crap gets real, real quick.

486
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Speaker 1: So they go through everything and then the image is there.

487
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Speaker 1: There is my peanut, but something looks a bit off

488
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Speaker 1: to me. Now I was a guy, you could tell

489
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Speaker 1: me that this is the Titanic and I would believe

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00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 1: it because I could not fathom what I'm seeing. So

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Speaker 1: I's to tech, hey, is that a split screen? And

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00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: she says, no, it's one image. So I asked the

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Speaker 1: reasonable tone, why does it look like there are two?

494
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 1: Leah looks at me like I'm the world's biggest idiot.

495
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: Then the realization dawned on me. So I calmly, with

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Speaker 1: barely any cracking of my voice, ever so soplietly, ever

497
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Speaker 1: so politely, say, f me, there are two twits. We're

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Speaker 1: having twins. Oh my, the tech started laughing, My girlfriend

499
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: started to laugh and cry. I saw some black spots

500
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: because I was ready to faint, but I kept my

501
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 1: crap together and drove home. We told our parents the news,

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00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: friend's family and now read it. Finally, So, after almost

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Speaker 1: three and a half months together, my f up continues

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Speaker 1: with not only getting this girl pregnant, but with twins.

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Speaker 2: So the more of the story were protection man, hope,

506
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Speaker 2: he cannot catch a break.

507
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 1: He cannot catch out break, And then there's an update

508
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Speaker 1: to that update. Oh oh, this is my last update.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for the kind words and support.

510
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Speaker 1: So this is the madness that has followed these last

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Speaker 1: few months. The pickles kept disappearing. Lea would be ever

512
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Speaker 1: so helpful helping me look for them. So there was

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Speaker 1: a pickle thief in the house and Lea couldn't figure

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00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: it out either, but she swears it wasn't her. How

515
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: can I doubt. A pregnant female who says she didn't

516
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Speaker 1: eat all the pickles, chili cheese dog runs at night

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Speaker 1: at night, absolutely count me in. I love how hop

518
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Speaker 1: he is, just like fully on boards.

519
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Speaker 2: He's here for it. He's getting all the pickles and

520
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 2: chili dogs in the world. Crying because my cat looked

521
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Speaker 2: at her and licked its paw and it was the

522
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Speaker 2: cutest things ever. I got hugs to cure that, talking

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Speaker 2: to belly, ask if they want to come out. I

524
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Speaker 2: can ignore that so she doesn't think that. I think

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Speaker 2: she's completely crazy. Covered that we've been living together for

526
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Speaker 2: a few months now and her water broke last Saturday.

527
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Speaker 2: We rushed to the hospital. The usual madness ensued, and

528
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Speaker 2: a few hours later there were two more people in

529
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Speaker 2: this world. And to stop all doubts, the paternity test

530
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Speaker 2: was taken and the crowd at Morey would go nuts.

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Speaker 1: I am the father. So my kiddos were born, healthy

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Speaker 1: and happy. We're all home now, spending the holidays together.

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Speaker 1: And I was the person who never wanted kids. But

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Speaker 1: for the life of me, I can't remember why. I

535
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: am so full of joy and pride. I've been taking

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Speaker 1: naps with the kiddos and changing diapers. The world's crazy,

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Speaker 1: but my slice of madness keeps me smiling. And I

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Speaker 1: felt I should put an ending to those adventures.

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Speaker 2: That's so cutude, that is literally so wonderful, horrible, that

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00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: is so like, what what a great whole? It's so cute, strange, just.

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Speaker 1: Strange journey but beautiful.

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Speaker 2: If only he had gotten you know, a green tea

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Speaker 2: or something that day, it all would.

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Speaker 1: Have been different. But with that, you know what should

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Speaker 1: never be different, The fact that you subscribed to this

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Speaker 1: podcast click falls and Spotify's a for is on Patreon.

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Speaker 2: Brah and help us out and we'll see you next time.

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Speaker 2: See you soon,