Speaker 1: Hey everybody, and welcome to but Mini Mini Crush, Crush,
Speaker 1: Mini Mini Crush, Mini Crush. It's Friday, but it's Monday
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, Friday, man, where it's not our usual
Speaker 1: Wednesday slot. I know, and I always say that this
Speaker 1: is like such a great day to start the day.
Speaker 1: It's even better a way to start a Friday, which
Speaker 1: is already like the wind day of the week. Right right,
Speaker 1: Friday's Wenday. You made it, not Wednesday. It's wed Day midday.
Speaker 1: I like that. It's a T shirt. Every day is Wednday,
Speaker 1: that Mini Crush. How are you doing, Chuck, I'm good, dude.
Speaker 1: We need to catch up a bit because it's been
Speaker 1: a cup of weeks. You were out West. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just got back from l A standing on the Queen
Speaker 1: Star on Boulevard. Yeah, that's right over near our studio,
Speaker 1: which is very convenient. Cosmo are. Yeah, go over. Here's
Speaker 1: what you do next time you go there and all
Speaker 1: stay in the Dream Hotel, which I think you have,
Speaker 1: and then get a breakfast burrito at Dost Burritos on
Speaker 1: Hollywood Boulevards, which means too burritos, but just get one
Speaker 1: because they're huge. They usually are get the hungry man.
Speaker 1: That is uh Sarrizo and Ham and Bacon tell him
Speaker 1: to add potato. Yeah, oh okay, that's a bonus. You
Speaker 1: have to let you have this, A requested welco over
Speaker 1: to the studio, which right around the corner, and then
Speaker 1: just have your day, dude, do the day. Yeah, studios
Speaker 1: over there. Nice view, nice views of the Scientology buildings. Cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've got three full rooms now you know that's right.
Speaker 1: And one of them like a room, big conference room
Speaker 1: with Mike's like a whole studio set up right yeah,
Speaker 1: and that everyone is, uh, well, it's just to accommodate
Speaker 1: a lot of people. But they are utilizing it to
Speaker 1: the X right now because our buddy Kevin Pollock records
Speaker 1: his improv show Alchemy, this in there and there are
Speaker 1: six of them, I believe, so and A they do
Speaker 1: live music. Did you know that? I did not know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got a dude in there that's doing like improving
Speaker 1: little music to go with the scenes. Man, we have
Speaker 1: so many new shows. I need to check that show out.
Speaker 1: It's really funny. It's really really good, very very talented improvisers.
Speaker 1: Because improv can be dodgy, but these are like masters,
Speaker 1: and you were out there doing some movie crush secretive work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not secretive. Um already posted the picture everyone. I
Speaker 1: really went out there because I wanted to meet Ben Sinclair,
Speaker 1: which is a show you've always been a huge fan of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they have been bugging them for a year and
Speaker 1: it finally came through and they're like, we can do
Speaker 1: a phoner and I was like, now I'm coming and uh.
Speaker 1: It was surreal and weird because like, I love that show.
Speaker 1: I love that character. And it turns out Ben Sinclair
Speaker 1: is a lot like him. That's great. So I like
Speaker 1: I was in it like before and after in an
Speaker 1: episode of High Maintenance, which is so cool, like High
Speaker 1: Maintenance the Podcaster edition. Yeah, it's great. You never know
Speaker 1: he might write me in uh. And I also guess
Speaker 1: what he said when I met him. He went, do
Speaker 1: you watch the show, by the way, High Maintenance? I've
Speaker 1: seen a couple episodes? Yeah, No, that is the show
Speaker 1: that you should watch more than any like that is
Speaker 1: a Knoll made for Noel Brown show, got it? They
Speaker 1: might as well call it for Knol instead of High Maintenance.
Speaker 1: So what's what's the what's what happened. He said, Uh.
Speaker 1: He said, hey, man, I used to listen to stuff
Speaker 1: you should know, like all the time a few years
Speaker 1: ago when I was a sushre at a at a
Speaker 1: lesbian poetry bar. Sure, that's what I said, and he
Speaker 1: went yeah, and you know it was a poachy bar.
Speaker 1: So I had to hang out and like shush everybody.
Speaker 1: And he was a susure. But he's like, I listened
Speaker 1: to you, And I said, Joshua, yeah, he's he's still
Speaker 1: listen to you guys all the time. He said, I
Speaker 1: haven't lately, but he was like, always, wonder what you
Speaker 1: look like. I never knew you had the beard. And
Speaker 1: I'm freaking out of course, Like dude, why don't you
Speaker 1: people ever send an email? That's amazing you like that.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means. Absolutely, you know,
Speaker 1: when someone you really admire like your work, it's a
Speaker 1: big deal. It's very true. How you doing? I'm doing well? Man? Uh?
Speaker 1: What do I do? I went out to New York
Speaker 1: during like the first snow of the season. Fly in
Speaker 1: was like blanketed and snow. That was pretty cool snow.
Speaker 1: It was neat. But then of course what happens is
Speaker 1: it inevitably just melts into slippery gray sludge the New
Speaker 1: York is and then it's not nice anymore. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I had a nice solo walk around and Shinatown by myself,
Speaker 1: had a really nice time, like just walking around in
Speaker 1: the snow by myself that first night I was there,
Speaker 1: and I got to see our our offices out there,
Speaker 1: and we had some new hires that I went and
Speaker 1: hung out with and tooled up a little bit and
Speaker 1: had a few meetings and it was really cool. They
Speaker 1: called it in the Ninja that they needed you up there.
Speaker 1: They needed train them, and they had to train them up.
Speaker 1: I did it like Morpheus style, like in the Matrix
Speaker 1: that just plugged in a thing. And then they're like,
Speaker 1: I know, Adobe audition. But did they take to the
Speaker 1: blue pill? I forget. I always mixed up the blue
Speaker 1: in the red pill. One is day quill and one
Speaker 1: is ni quill. They use no, I just I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's what I associated. Yeah, I don't remember which
Speaker 1: is which. Either I would take the wrong bill by accident,
Speaker 1: I think. No, the red pill is the one that
Speaker 1: gets you woke. Oh is if you get like that's
Speaker 1: even like a term like you get red pill. That
Speaker 1: means you're like your eyes are open. So when you
Speaker 1: take the red pill, that's the one that wakes you
Speaker 1: up to the you know, the lies and all that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of which, you watched that Cohen business. That was fun,
Speaker 1: some good popcorn viewing. I did watch some of the Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have to get all political, but I just
Speaker 1: I I it was. I found it quite entertaining. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, who's gonna play that guy in the movie? Uh? Maybe, like,
Speaker 1: oh how about Henry Winkler. Henry Winkler, he's a little
Speaker 1: they could they could young him up a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know, he kind of looks a little like him. Though.
Speaker 1: The best part though, was he's like, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: who would know about this is Mr Trump's associate Alexandra Colum.
Speaker 1: Well have you seen that's lit up on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like a character off of Arrested Development
Speaker 1: or something like that. You know, it's like it's made
Speaker 1: up name. There was one tweet that said something about
Speaker 1: like it's Matthew Matthew Columar. This one tweet said something
Speaker 1: about best best first draft character name of all and
Speaker 1: that's the one with like a crab smoking a cigarette,
Speaker 1: and it says Matthew Colamari, I haven't heard that name
Speaker 1: in a long time, which is like a meme already,
Speaker 1: the crab with a cigarette, any anything smoking a cigarette,
Speaker 1: Like it's like I haven't heard that. Like it'll be
Speaker 1: like a mop and then it'll be like, oh really yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, oh I love it, bucket, I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that name in a long time. Man. As
Speaker 1: much as I hate the Internet, that dumb ship just
Speaker 1: like kills me. You hate the Internet, Chuck, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: this is new information. Come on, I love the Internet. No,
Speaker 1: I know, no, No, I do love the end of course,
Speaker 1: but it's a pool of It's like, what is it?
Speaker 1: A hive of scum and villainy? You know? Did you
Speaker 1: just make that up? No, that's from Star Wars, Chuck, jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm so not on my game. It's from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: So yeah. Recorded with Ben Um it was great. Recorded
Speaker 1: a show with Jordan Morris of Jordan jesse Go. He's
Speaker 1: a writer at Midnight. He He produced and created the
Speaker 1: uh great scripted sci fi wacko comedy podcast Bubble. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have not heard it but I'm aware of its
Speaker 1: checkout bubbles being good stuff. Um, and hopefully Jordan's gonna
Speaker 1: do some shows with us. Very cool. Yeah, we're getting
Speaker 1: a little scripted comedy thing going. It's exciting. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got my fingers crossed. So uh before we get going
Speaker 1: with the episode, though, we were we as we were
Speaker 1: getting coffee, yeah, and I was rounding the corner. He said,
Speaker 1: I saw a bat Ship movie last night called Tender
Speaker 1: Midnight Sproson, and I went save it. Oh did first
Speaker 1: of all, because I know Tin the Midnight. I got
Speaker 1: it based exclusively on the cover because it was like
Speaker 1: one of these Neon kind of like this this guy
Speaker 1: with a knife is silhouette and everything is all like
Speaker 1: Neon and he's like City Escape, Yeah exactly. And I
Speaker 1: was just like it, says Charles Bronson, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: looks cool. And it was in the like it was
Speaker 1: a new Blu ray reissue edition, so I got I'd
Speaker 1: rented it, like I went to get a video drune
Speaker 1: and I rented um and it was just great. It's
Speaker 1: about like this weird kind of like awkward, socially awkward
Speaker 1: yet good looking killer and you know, the weathered grizzled
Speaker 1: Charles Bronson that's on his you know, doggedly pursuing him
Speaker 1: or whatever. And it has some amazing lines. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: all right, So my friend Mike Anderson, who was just
Speaker 1: on for Vernon, Florida ten to Midnight, is one of
Speaker 1: the movies that we often throw out a few like
Speaker 1: classic lines. And of course one of the big ones
Speaker 1: is when he's interrogating this you know what that's for?
Speaker 1: Check it off? So great. Yeah, So he finds Bronson
Speaker 1: like very sneakily, like uses the killer's restroom when they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, interviewing him for the first time, and he
Speaker 1: finds this thing that looks like a hair dry but
Speaker 1: with this weird prosthetic vagina. I don't know, it's sort
Speaker 1: of like that's what it is. I mean, some antiquated
Speaker 1: male vibrator that's exactly exactly stick your wiener. And he's
Speaker 1: I don't know, first of all, where does he put
Speaker 1: it to sneak it out of there? Because he doesn't
Speaker 1: have a bag or anything. He has to like put
Speaker 1: it in his jacket. He takes it obviously or maybe no,
Speaker 1: maybe once they haul him in, then they go back
Speaker 1: and you know, get all the stif. I don't remember
Speaker 1: where it happened, but at that line, Mike and I
Speaker 1: still say that to each other. That's fine, jack out off,
Speaker 1: check it off. And the whole reason he does that,
Speaker 1: just in context, is because this guy's crimes are very
Speaker 1: like sexually, you know, perverse in nature. And also clearly
Speaker 1: the dude as a hard time getting a woman even
Speaker 1: though he's an attractive dude. You see him like fumbling,
Speaker 1: just really like and he's one of these like I
Speaker 1: don't know, almost like the in cell thing or like
Speaker 1: the crazy ones that actually go and do killings. He's
Speaker 1: like that kind of proto that that scene or whatever.
Speaker 1: But man, it's a well the other line too that
Speaker 1: follows that one that mikel does it go yeah, I
Speaker 1: got it at a bullfight in Tijuana exactly. There's so many.
Speaker 1: The best part two is when they're in this apartment
Speaker 1: and the guy's walkie talkie goes off and he goes, sorry, um,
Speaker 1: what is the miracle of modern science. It's a good
Speaker 1: watch man, Yeah, it really is. And also the fact
Speaker 1: the killer strips completely naked when he does his killings,
Speaker 1: and he does it like instantly. Yeah, he goes from
Speaker 1: closed instant. Yeah, in the whole like ending of the movie,
Speaker 1: he's naked out in the street, right yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's the cover. That's like the literally the cover of
Speaker 1: the movie is him naked in the street with your knife.
Speaker 1: And that's that where the big big showdown happens with
Speaker 1: him and Bronson and they'll give you three guesses who
Speaker 1: wins exactly you're going to eat some cold steel naked men.
Speaker 1: All right. So now the theme of this episode is
Speaker 1: the worst Well was it good? A good way to
Speaker 1: start it then? Right? Yeah? In I love for some reason,
Speaker 1: I think because we've been there's been so much Oscar
Speaker 1: stuff lately, let's just talk about the worst things. You're
Speaker 1: talking about green Book. Apparently it's awful. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw all those movies, by the way, the real
Speaker 1: quick hot take on green Book because I saw some
Speaker 1: clips and it seems not good. Uh my real quick
Speaker 1: hot take was and you can hear the hear it
Speaker 1: on the Oscar Special Emily and I liked it fine,
Speaker 1: but it was really just sort of and now I'm
Speaker 1: realizing what bugged me about because I didn't read any
Speaker 1: of the complaints before. It's kind of what bug me,
Speaker 1: was just sort of the glossy, superficial, like hollywoody version
Speaker 1: of it, where if it could it was, if it
Speaker 1: was more real characterwise, it would have been a lot better.
Speaker 1: It just seemed it seemed very active to me. I know,
Speaker 1: that's sort of like a like a weird hollow complaints
Speaker 1: and seemed very like you maybe go Mortonson was he was.
Speaker 1: He had to play that like mafio so type, So
Speaker 1: it was weird seeing him do that. Yeah for me,
Speaker 1: did you know what one of the Fairly brothers directed that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but of something about Mary Fame. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I found that out yesterday. Yeah. He is also underheat
Speaker 1: because his deal was he used to pull his dick
Speaker 1: out one of those He apparently did it like at
Speaker 1: least a hundred times over the years on set. But
Speaker 1: his whole deal was always I mean, it's just a
Speaker 1: joke and everyone's laughing about it, and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I know, it's one of those things he feels. You know,
Speaker 1: he has come out and been like it's the worst thing.
Speaker 1: I now see what an awful thing that was. Back then,
Speaker 1: it was just a joke and like you know, he
Speaker 1: pulled his dick out and showed Cameron Diaz, you know,
Speaker 1: and something about Mary. She laughed about it, but again
Speaker 1: he's as a position about that is you know what
Speaker 1: that is? That's the worst you go. So what we
Speaker 1: did in all was a social studies trifecta. Because we're
Speaker 1: gonna let you all program the worst. We're starting out
Speaker 1: with worst accent you've ever heard in a movie. You
Speaker 1: think about yours unless you know a few off the
Speaker 1: top of your head. I mean, there's some obvious one
Speaker 1: of the id like I'd like to go a little
Speaker 1: deeper with it. I read some and there's some fun
Speaker 1: ones in here. You oh you did read some of these,
Speaker 1: all right. So we're gonna start at the top with
Speaker 1: Sabrina mara U Firminger, Kevin Costner and Robin Hood, Prince
Speaker 1: of Thieves. That's the one that's the one everyone says,
Speaker 1: and that was she got the most up like it's
Speaker 1: very true. Yeah, that was pretty bad. And that one
Speaker 1: was bad for a lot of reasons, but one big
Speaker 1: reason was because it kept shifting. It was not consistent.
Speaker 1: And there's that line in Robin Hood men in tights
Speaker 1: with carry always where he's like and unlike other Robin hoods,
Speaker 1: I can speak with an English accent, Brad Twinning says
Speaker 1: Mickey Rooney and Brooks at Tiffany's. That's an obvious, like
Speaker 1: racist gross one. Sure, that's a bad accent. One. We
Speaker 1: player very stereotypical Asian man. Yeah, it's terrible. It's not good.
Speaker 1: That used to happen though. Man, I'm not saying it's great,
Speaker 1: but like he always gets called out, but that happened.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, like the Jern did it, that Katherine
Speaker 1: Hepperd did it, and the dude that was in Short
Speaker 1: Circuit the Robot movie who plays an Indian character. He
Speaker 1: played an Asian robot. No, he's a white dude. Do
Speaker 1: they indian up? Yeah, you know they totally did put
Speaker 1: makeup on him and didn't did the accent. Why that's
Speaker 1: such a weird choice just to get an Indian guy. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what's so infuriating, infuriating about all that ship is
Speaker 1: it's like, now, there are super talented people of all races.
Speaker 1: He just cast them. It's only mean, it's only recently
Speaker 1: that you've had like hasa minaj and come on on, Johnny,
Speaker 1: people have like Asian and Middle Eastern descent really getting
Speaker 1: higher profile projects in Hollywood and shows. I mean certainly
Speaker 1: still kind of working its way out. Yeah. Absolutely. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the trailer for the new Danny Boyle movie
Speaker 1: about the Beatles not existing. It's a weird concept. It's
Speaker 1: like it's the everyone that has seen that concept, that
Speaker 1: has ever tried to write a movie is mad right
Speaker 1: now that they didn't think of that. Yeah, it's such
Speaker 1: a good idea. I'll talk at the trailer. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it. If you guys don't know. It's the movie
Speaker 1: is called Yesterday, and it's a movie about this something
Speaker 1: happens one night in London and all the power goes
Speaker 1: out and this guy wakes up I believe of Indian
Speaker 1: descent perhaps, and he U that's what made me think
Speaker 1: of it, and he uh, the Beatles don't exist. He's
Speaker 1: the only person who knows the Beatles songs and he's
Speaker 1: a musician, struggling musician. So you can guess what happens
Speaker 1: from there. Yeah, Gaby obviously becomes like a massive rock star.
Speaker 1: I guess that's in the trailer. I do remember seeing that.
Speaker 1: It looks super cool. It looks great. Ian Cruz says
Speaker 1: Dennis Quad in the big easy cringe. Uh. Toby Ziegler
Speaker 1: says Meryl Streep a dingo took my baby? But come on,
Speaker 1: she really said that? Yeah, that's from that movie? Is
Speaker 1: it really? Yeah? I thought that was just the thing
Speaker 1: people made up and said, like what movie? Oh, I
Speaker 1: can't remember the name of it was the one where
Speaker 1: the true story about the dingoes that took the ladies baby,
Speaker 1: and like rural Australia is this I do not know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you don't have to go into I gotta
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name. I'm not aware of this
Speaker 1: at all. I love it though. Uh. Anthony Norris says
Speaker 1: a tie between One Owner Writer and Kenna Reeves and
Speaker 1: bron Stalker's Dracula. Yeah, good point, Amanda Dillinger, Matthew McConaughey
Speaker 1: and every movie ever burn. Greti Kunti says, pretty much
Speaker 1: everyone who tries to do a Boston accent, all right,
Speaker 1: Jane Janet, James Almond on that note, says everyone in
Speaker 1: The Departed. Come on, Markey Marx was pretty good. He's
Speaker 1: leg he kind of talks like that. That Damon is
Speaker 1: too both Boston guys. I think the problem is that
Speaker 1: that accident is just so outlandish and ridiculous that it
Speaker 1: always sounds like kind of put on. I know, but
Speaker 1: I hear that accent when I'm up there. Of course
Speaker 1: you do. Okay, that's a thing one of them think
Speaker 1: they talked that way though. They don't like me saying
Speaker 1: I don't have a Southern accent. Well, you kind of
Speaker 1: sure have a little bit. You could switch a little
Speaker 1: bit maybe with like people that are have deep Southern accents,
Speaker 1: but you don't typically really come off with Southern. Former
Speaker 1: guests Ben Acker gives me a hard time every time
Speaker 1: I say that, and he like really plays it up
Speaker 1: like I'm super hic and he's like what He's like,
Speaker 1: you kidding me. He's like, yeah, you don't have an
Speaker 1: accent for Tennessee, That's what it sounded like. Bruce Demmer
Speaker 1: said Carrie Fisher in Star Wars. Yeah, I mean that
Speaker 1: famously kind of floated between British and Fritish. Is that right?
Speaker 1: It never occurred to me. I always just thought of
Speaker 1: his any more of like you never heard any like
Speaker 1: like a mid Atlantic accent, kind of like an area diet,
Speaker 1: kind of like high society. Well, at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the movie, she has much more, Lord Veda, She's much
Speaker 1: more sort of okay, I have not of to look
Speaker 1: for that. No, no, no, it's interesting. Surprised you never
Speaker 1: heard anyone talking about that. I mean, I know snow
Speaker 1: Henry Potter, but no. Mark Mayhew says everyone in three hundred,
Speaker 1: the Greeks and Persians. What's with all the British accents?
Speaker 1: That's an old thing though, you know. Jessica Whorley says
Speaker 1: Scarlett O'Hara. Guilty Pleasure movie, but so overdone. Jacqueline Guldbrandson,
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore and ever After, But I love the movie anyway.
Speaker 1: Parker Norris is Don Cheatle and Oceans eleven. Oh, I
Speaker 1: love that accent. In Oceans eleven, Don Cheatle plays kind
Speaker 1: of like the Cockney. Yeah he did. He does the
Speaker 1: whole like Barney thing, like you're in Barney. Maybe it
Speaker 1: wasn't like super accurate, but I just like hearing Cheetle
Speaker 1: speak that way. That movie was also like kind of
Speaker 1: schlocky and stylized anyway, like it wasn't meant to be
Speaker 1: like a hyper realistic I enjoyed it. Coin's our old Friends,
Speaker 1: says Robert de Niro remake of Cape fear. Uh, definitely
Speaker 1: not the worst, but it's a mind fuck um or
Speaker 1: Leo in Blood Diamond. I never saw Blood Diamond. I
Speaker 1: don't know how that one got away from me. Did
Speaker 1: you see that? No? Is that Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: about like the diamond mining in Africa. I want to say,
Speaker 1: I don't know where, but yeah, blood diamonds, lead diamonds.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that good. Abbey Zach Zachos says
Speaker 1: Tarantino and Django. Oh hell yeah, that was the worst
Speaker 1: thing ever. Um. Yeah, Jimmy Kikendal says DiCaprio and Blood Diamond.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's not a good accent all. Katie Thomas says
Speaker 1: anything based in New Orleans and also, I'm from New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I just made up that second part though. Dave Watson,
Speaker 1: Eric Banna's American accent in any movie he's ever done,
Speaker 1: Jessica Rubinstein, Mark Wahlberg in every role ever, man, people
Speaker 1: are killing people. That's what this is about. Coope, Aaron
Speaker 1: Cooper says, Carryowise and Twister worst okay ever? Interesting he
Speaker 1: was was he doing in Oklahoma? Accent? I didn't even
Speaker 1: remember that he was in that movie. Dude, I swear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he plays the bad guy that leads the other super
Speaker 1: funded team that has all the money. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's like just ganking off their storm chasing. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just chase. He's he's hanging onto their coat tails, their
Speaker 1: storm tails. You know who loves that movie? My wife? Really?
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? Well, I mean it's who is it
Speaker 1: is that Yon Dabont. Yeah, Yon Dabant. It's fun to
Speaker 1: say he's a bond vivant, that Yon Dabont. Oh, that
Speaker 1: was such a great dad joke. You really got me there.
Speaker 1: It's weird that Eimily likes that. Like, my big joke
Speaker 1: is Emily's favorite movie is every in the movie ever
Speaker 1: in Twister. In Twister, that's funny. I heard of the
Speaker 1: Flying Bad c G. I col uh, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Loretta Lynn's or Old Palaces, Rosanna Arquette
Speaker 1: French accent attempt in the Whole nine Yards. I didn't
Speaker 1: see that movie. Jake Hale says, Johnny Lee Miller and
Speaker 1: Hackers our old friend, Zack Pointer says James McAvoy, and
Speaker 1: wanted Brian Myers. The Longos is Tom Cruise in Far
Speaker 1: and away. Yeah, that wasn't great. Marcus Noble says Christopher
Speaker 1: Walkin as Crazy Irish Uncle and Eternal in The Eternal.
Speaker 1: I don't know that movie, but Crazy Irish Uncle sounds
Speaker 1: like it has potential for being a bad accent if
Speaker 1: you're not an Irish person. Yeah, I totally agree. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ignoring this because someone's just bagging on me. Diana
Speaker 1: Gay says Prince Caspian and Prince Caspian couldn't even finish
Speaker 1: the movie. Joett Adams says, anyone in any Stephen King
Speaker 1: movie ever, what well? I mean, because they're supposed to
Speaker 1: be from Maine or whatever. So I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Who was it? Fred Gwynn? Was he? Uh?
Speaker 1: Herman Munster? Is that the actor's name? So? In in
Speaker 1: pet Cemetery, which I think I've said on the show
Speaker 1: many times really fucked me up as a kid, I
Speaker 1: saw it way too young. But he's does that that?
Speaker 1: What is it? Go go to the road loss? But
Speaker 1: generally it's Stephen King movies in and I'll talk like
Speaker 1: that though. No, but there's there's I mean a lot
Speaker 1: of his movies are set in the Castle Rock now,
Speaker 1: so that's you know. I mean it's certainly in needful things. Uh,
Speaker 1: not so much misery, but there's definitely a lot of
Speaker 1: the Because you think about the mystery had a little
Speaker 1: bit of that decide like the shopkeepers and things like that.
Speaker 1: You're right. I think about Stephen king movies is many
Speaker 1: of them are quite bad and quite like low budge
Speaker 1: and not very well thought out. And so yeah, I
Speaker 1: have a lot of scenery showing we should do with
Speaker 1: Stephen King special round up and just like kind of
Speaker 1: list out all his movies and and put them in
Speaker 1: one of two camps. Because you've got the TV movies.
Speaker 1: Some of them are really good and some of them
Speaker 1: are not. And the funny thing is the ones that
Speaker 1: are really good are usually the ones that he like
Speaker 1: kind of disowns. He doesn't like Shining. I've never read
Speaker 1: a Stephen King book. What I've never been into that stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess I got into should read the Shining. Shining
Speaker 1: is cool, a lot of mark They're all good stories,
Speaker 1: like I mean, the He's got a series called um
Speaker 1: was It? The Regulators and um Desperation that are too
Speaker 1: kind of like sister books where the characters are connected.
Speaker 1: And I really recommend those they're more recent. There may
Speaker 1: be from like the late nineties, early two thousand's. Alrighty,
Speaker 1: I'll give it a Troy Noll. I haven't read a
Speaker 1: book in a little while. I haven't either, Tabitha Williams,
Speaker 1: Hughes Hays, Natalie Portman and v for Vendetta, Don Cheatles
Speaker 1: getting killed again for Oceans. Yeah, yeah, oh, here we go,
Speaker 1: Sean McNamara, Brad Pitt his German accent and Legends of
Speaker 1: the Fall totally. Brad Pitt doesn't accided up well. Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt's Australian accent in Seven Years into Bed as atrocious.
Speaker 1: That's from Bobby Bryant. Wait, why does he have a
Speaker 1: German accent? And Legends of the Fall? I thought they
Speaker 1: were American. I don't remember that movie. I mean I
Speaker 1: saw it, but it was so long ago. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just remember Anthony Hopkins goes deaf and has to write everything,
Speaker 1: or he has like a stroke and he has to
Speaker 1: write everything on a chalkboard that's around his neck. I
Speaker 1: remember that part. I don't remember. I don't remember that
Speaker 1: at all. All Right, we're gonna finish with Chris Thompson,
Speaker 1: Will Smith and After Earth which I did not see.
Speaker 1: Does he say Welcome to after Earth'd be funny though
Speaker 1: there are aliens in that movie. I think that's that
Speaker 1: that was sort of like a vehicle for his son,
Speaker 1: that Jake Jayden. And isn't it a shy Milan shy
Speaker 1: Milan shy Milan him nights? Uh No, I think that is.
Speaker 1: It's one of his like you know, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you're right, one of his super bombs. Exactly. All right,
Speaker 1: we're moving on Social Studies Part two. The worst favorite
Speaker 1: bad movie? You know what I mean? Because you know, no,
Speaker 1: we can all get down with a fun bad movie
Speaker 1: big time. Megan Carrol says, Elizabethtown. It's a hot mess,
Speaker 1: but it reminds me of home and it has a
Speaker 1: killer soundtrack. I get that if you're from e Town
Speaker 1: or anywhere around there, you're gonna give that movie a
Speaker 1: bit of a swing, I would say. Joey Marick says, uh,
Speaker 1: idiocracy Hm, I mean, is that a bad movie? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't think that's that's in the spirit of the
Speaker 1: question here. I think that's you know, it's a funny movie.
Speaker 1: It's a sort of stupid comedy. But now it's been
Speaker 1: turned out to be quite prescient, didn't you know? I
Speaker 1: think so. John B. McCarty says, Starship Troopers, hands down.
Speaker 1: Tina Chiever says, dude wears My car. There are a
Speaker 1: few parts of that movie that I still think are really,
Speaker 1: really genuinely legit funny. Um. Greta Koenig says, Romy and
Speaker 1: Michelle's high school reunion. That's a guilty pleasure. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's a bad movie. The Labyrinth what, Samantha sarks,
Speaker 1: wonderful eighties movie full of David Bowie's bulge. That's also true.
Speaker 1: You know those those weird like glass balls that he
Speaker 1: kind of like rotates around in his hands. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he hamps those in his pants. And then okay, uh,
Speaker 1: Coudons is back, she says, the Rock and uh, the
Speaker 1: cutting Edge. I don't even know that movie is about
Speaker 1: my skating movie. It's got to be right, it's got
Speaker 1: to be has to be. Jenne van Valen, how are
Speaker 1: the Duck? Apparently they're adapting that to be a TV series? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how are the Duck the TV series? Yeah? I want
Speaker 1: to right, Well, I think it was a comic before. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: And Kevin Smith I think has something to do with
Speaker 1: it well, so that could go any number of ways.
Speaker 1: David Mills says Flash Gordon. Yeah, I think that counts
Speaker 1: so bad. It's good. Alex Buck says hot Rod. I
Speaker 1: never saw that. Yeah, I bet it's funny enough. It is.
Speaker 1: I've actually heard that it's quite funny. Kira Hawkins says
Speaker 1: Twister yep, I know what you mean. Tylerbe says mcgruber.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I haven't seen that movie. I
Speaker 1: haven't either. I loved mcgruber on SNL and I love Forte.
Speaker 1: Does it seem like maybe it would wear thin over
Speaker 1: the course of a feature like Syston Wig. Maybe, but
Speaker 1: I know it's really good. I'd like to see it
Speaker 1: all right, now, we gotta to take that movie camping
Speaker 1: with us. I agree. Oh man, wait uh Carl Soderberg
Speaker 1: says kicking and screaming. Of course, the Will Ferrell soccer movie,
Speaker 1: Anthony and Norris's Satan's Cheerleaders seventies exploitation film. See that's
Speaker 1: what we're talking about now, we're getting into Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: People are getting guilty pleasure confused. A bad movie like,
Speaker 1: for instance, Jupiter Ascending, Right, that got such bad press
Speaker 1: that my buddy Scottie and I were like, oh, let's
Speaker 1: go to just to watch it too bad watch and
Speaker 1: we had a ball. Yeah they did that on how
Speaker 1: did this get made? Uh? And it seems its spirit,
Speaker 1: it seems like a But it's so funny when they're
Speaker 1: these like really high budget tent pole bad movies like that,
Speaker 1: You're like, how did this happen? Like how did you? Like?
Speaker 1: How do they dream like this? It's another thing when
Speaker 1: like they spent Yeah, I know that's why zero to
Speaker 1: midnight perfect example, because it's clearly kind of cheap and
Speaker 1: it's just like everything falls into place. It's so of
Speaker 1: its time, you know, it's what's zero to midnight? Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's like ten to midnight? I keep calling it zero
Speaker 1: to midnight? I mean, what does that means? Midnight? All right?
Speaker 1: They already I've already beamed. All right, I'm leaving in. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, let's finish with just a couple of more
Speaker 1: of these dirty dancing too from Rachel Corsten. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imagine that's probably not great. Did you know Peter Sagle
Speaker 1: wrote that as a different thing and then of wait, wait,
Speaker 1: don't tell me what he wrote the script that that
Speaker 1: was based on. And then it got bought by a
Speaker 1: studio who had the rights to Dirty Dancing, and then
Speaker 1: she adapted his Cuban dancing story that was of romance
Speaker 1: into Dirty Dancing to Hanna Nights. I heard him talk
Speaker 1: about an NPR. It's fantastic. What a crazy story, Tina writes.
Speaker 1: Says the Craft. John Millstep says Edward Edwood's classic Plan
Speaker 1: nine from Outer Space was a listen Milano in the Craft. No,
Speaker 1: she was in um Charmed, which is a television show
Speaker 1: that was like on the w B that kind of
Speaker 1: makes me think of the Crest, Like the Craft. She
Speaker 1: was just on the plane with me yesterday, just random though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And she had a her her comfort dog or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. It was pretty great. It was. It was
Speaker 1: one of the larger comfort dogs I've seen. I mean
Speaker 1: it wasn't big big, but it wasn't like usually those
Speaker 1: dogs are super small and this one was like a
Speaker 1: medium sized. But she was super nice to everyone. I
Speaker 1: was going to say something because she listens to stuff.
Speaker 1: You should know. I know that for a fact, and
Speaker 1: uh apparently wants to get into podcasting. And like my
Speaker 1: boss texted me and I was like, didn't you say
Speaker 1: she listen to stuff. You should know. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: go talk to her. He's like, she wants to podcast,
Speaker 1: and just like start that conversation. And I never did. Man,
Speaker 1: I was gonna, but you know, it's a weird one
Speaker 1: right on a plane. Literally, the only opportunity was at
Speaker 1: one point she got up to go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and was like waiting there outside the bathroom. I was like,
Speaker 1: I could go, you know, do that now, but but no, no,
Speaker 1: I was I think that was the right move. That
Speaker 1: would have been a little bit of an odd encounter.
Speaker 1: By the money gone beautifully. You don't know who knows.
Speaker 1: I just feel like approaching anybody on a plane, everyone's
Speaker 1: everyone's in there at their worst on a plane, Like
Speaker 1: nobody wants to be talked to you by anybody, you know.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to the final one. Then
Speaker 1: we have one more social studies, uh, for the worst?
Speaker 1: All right, No, let's finish it off. We're just gonna
Speaker 1: buzz through these quickly because we've been running our mouths
Speaker 1: because we haven't seen each other. Final social studies for
Speaker 1: this week's theme, the worst worst casting for a specific role,
Speaker 1: not like you know, ensemble. And of course there are
Speaker 1: some that point out the racist casting. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: go ahead and start one off with Monty uh Sardina.
Speaker 1: John Wayne played Genghis Khan. Let us. Remember that's a
Speaker 1: weird little thin mustache. Pretty bad, William Angus says, Hayden
Speaker 1: Christians and those Star Wars prequels. Yeah, just yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just bad and all around. Yeah. Jacqueline Guilbrison, uh is
Speaker 1: in my Camp with Cameron Diaz and Gangs of New York.
Speaker 1: You were that, that was the one. You said, like
Speaker 1: you liked everything about the movie except that it took
Speaker 1: you out of it, took me out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Caleb Morris's Russell Crowe as Javert Yeah, Verret, I've seen that.
Speaker 1: Why don't say Javert verse? God, I'm the worst. You're not, Chuck.
Speaker 1: This is the worst. But the movie was less. Mr
Speaker 1: Rob Blaize, Oh my goodness. Yeah, man, he just couldn't
Speaker 1: sing very well and he yeah, that was the big part. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, everyone else was just killing it, belting out
Speaker 1: because they all sang live and that that filming. You
Speaker 1: know what, if it was just a non musical, he
Speaker 1: could have been a good Jabbert. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about the job Art Center in New
Speaker 1: York Art Center? Chad Forwzer says Kenna Reeves in Blank Movie, Oh,
Speaker 1: come on this, point break for this. I love point break. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's George Morris's movie. Who Jordan Morris. It's also a
Speaker 1: very it's a very l a movie. They do like
Speaker 1: screenings of that at like the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I could tell you that. Um so cool. Now do
Speaker 1: you think Kiana Reeves, Kiana Reeves, He's gonna be Kiana Reeves.
Speaker 1: He's great. Here's a bad casting for Conna Reeves was
Speaker 1: him in Dracula because that he had to act a
Speaker 1: little bit and do like a That was garbage. That
Speaker 1: was miscat, that was Misscat. Well there you go. That's
Speaker 1: my pick. Yeah. T J. Danny says Emma Stone and Aloha,
Speaker 1: which I did not see. Samantha Hl didn't Denise Richards
Speaker 1: in the World is not Enough. Yeah. I think she
Speaker 1: played like a nuclear scientist or something like that. Um.
Speaker 1: Vanessa Lopez, our old pal, says Johnny Depp in A
Speaker 1: Variety of Things enough already and Benefleck and Batman. She
Speaker 1: said an actual bat would have made a better bat
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. That's funny, Vanessa, that's good stuff. And yeah,
Speaker 1: Ben Affle like what he didn't need to be Batman
Speaker 1: now those are just gonna go down is so like forgettable,
Speaker 1: very very free. He was also part of like this
Speaker 1: big ensemble cast and he got lost in the shuffle
Speaker 1: anyway to sleep. He didn't even make like a solo
Speaker 1: Batman movie. He was all part of. He was in
Speaker 1: Suicide Squad really briefly, and I think he was coming
Speaker 1: out or now. I don't know if he's going to
Speaker 1: get a standalone Batman. They've already moved on. I think
Speaker 1: they've already got a new Batman. We'd like you to
Speaker 1: be our ensemble Batman. They should give it back to
Speaker 1: uh Keeth no Keaton Manaton, bring back Keaton old Batman,
Speaker 1: Old Batman. He'd be old as hell by now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they should just call it O l e a Little
Speaker 1: Apostrophee Batman, Old Batman. I love that. Hollywood take note.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Tom Cruise is the last Samurai. Stephen Collins
Speaker 1: says that Keith Edward says Scar Joe and Ghost in
Speaker 1: the Shell. I didn't see that that was another one
Speaker 1: where like she should have been a Japanese character based
Speaker 1: on the comics or whatever. I'm sure the anime Teresa
Speaker 1: Barkers is Meg Ryan and restoration Meg made her. Torran
Speaker 1: says Tom Cruise is Lestatt. Yeah that was bad back,
Speaker 1: bad bad accent. That also falls into bad accents and
Speaker 1: bad everything. Um another boat for Jabbert from Alex Buck
Speaker 1: Andrea Hammond's Hallie Berry is Storm. Always thought Angela Bassett
Speaker 1: would have been way better. Oh, I thought halle Berry
Speaker 1: was pretty good at Storm. She's fine, but maybe been
Speaker 1: a little better. She's supposed to be from South Africa.
Speaker 1: I want to say the character Storm, and I don't
Speaker 1: think she even attempted to do any kind of No,
Speaker 1: there's no accident with um. John Lifthgall and Cliffhanger. That's
Speaker 1: from Eric EANNR. I didn't see Cliffhanger. Can you believe
Speaker 1: that way? John Liftgau, he was the villain. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was cool. I didn't even liked him. That's one of
Speaker 1: my big Sylvester stallone holes. Yeah, it's a big one. No,
Speaker 1: it's the one where he's a you know, he's a cliffhanger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that he hangs off of the cliffs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, the ladies in it. That's right, the lady
Speaker 1: from the show, the lady from the show China Beach, right,
Speaker 1: wouldn't the lady from China Beach. I don't know what
Speaker 1: China Beach is. God, I gotta work all right now.
Speaker 1: I usually don't do this, but I want to. Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't want to disrespect her. Janine Turner, No, cheez.
Speaker 1: She was from Northern Yeah, like I got her confused
Speaker 1: with the lady from China Beach and I love northern exposure.
Speaker 1: That was that's that's one with the moose, right, there's
Speaker 1: a moose in that show. Uh, well there was. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: it was a cool, cool very famously Danta Delaney, that's
Speaker 1: who I was thinking. Get it together, Chuck, you got
Speaker 1: it together, chucking doing great? It's for check it off.
Speaker 1: I just got to say it. It was really fun.
Speaker 1: And he says it with such disdain, as though masturbating
Speaker 1: makes you a serial killer alone. I never thought about
Speaker 1: that equivalency. You're masturbating. Um. Yeah, Jennifer Mudge the Mudgster,
Speaker 1: says Cameron Diaz and Gangs of New York. Rachel Corston
Speaker 1: says Michael Gambon as Dumbledore Noel comment. No, okay, he
Speaker 1: he's the guy who replaced the dude who was so
Speaker 1: great who passed away I believe after the first movie
Speaker 1: and then Michael Gambon came on and replaced him. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know nothing about this. All this
Speaker 1: is uh, this is what you know when you're a
Speaker 1: potter Head like me, Chuck, you gotta know all of this,
Speaker 1: the d the deats about production, you know about on
Speaker 1: the Potter movies. Pothead. I'm a bit of a potter
Speaker 1: Head on a Pothead. Yeah, that's that's good. You like that.
Speaker 1: I do like this there. Uh. David Sederfield says Nicolas
Speaker 1: Cage bad casting and everything except Sailor or Hi McDonough. Oh.
Speaker 1: I do think Nicholas Cage one of those actors that
Speaker 1: has to be used correctly by a director that understands
Speaker 1: how to wield him and his awesome power that is
Speaker 1: Nicolas cag nous. Yeah, but use him like he coults
Speaker 1: use and he does so many things I guess indiscriminate. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing though, right right, Sometimes they just probably
Speaker 1: they just like wind him up and let him go,
Speaker 1: and then sometimes they're like cast him interestingly like an
Speaker 1: adaptation and direct him interestingly and then he's an amazing actor.
Speaker 1: But when they didn't let him go and do his thing,
Speaker 1: you never know what you're gonna get. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I uh Andy Sandberg's Nick Cage was so good back
Speaker 1: in the day on SNL. I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: to him that it was great. And there was one
Speaker 1: moment where he came on and he was on like
Speaker 1: on Weekend Update, and he said they they were talking
Speaker 1: about some movie, and he went, this has all the
Speaker 1: qualifications of a Nicolas Cage movie. Number one, it exists.
Speaker 1: That's right. That line always stuck with me. All right,
Speaker 1: let's do a couple of more and then get out
Speaker 1: of here. My friend Julio Cassada says Hillary Swink a
Speaker 1: million dollar baby. Wow, that's a that is a hot
Speaker 1: take right there. My friend's controversial. I think she won
Speaker 1: the asca. Deb Sanders says Clooney and the Thin red Line.
Speaker 1: Oh you love the movie. I haven't seen Thinner. I
Speaker 1: actually rented it and didn't watch it recently. She says,
Speaker 1: too much swagger, too much swagger. Okay, I'm gonna check
Speaker 1: it out. I haven't seen Bandit Brothers. I really want
Speaker 1: to watch that too. Oh yeah, I never saw that either.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's good too, Guy Strange, Benedict Cumber, matches
Speaker 1: Con and Star trek Uh. And then we'll finish out
Speaker 1: here with Nicole Crily, Gary Oldman and Harry Potter. Well
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was in Harry Potter. He plays
Speaker 1: a Harry's uncle, serious black See yeah, she said. He's
Speaker 1: supposed to be about thirty. Gary Oldman is like in
Speaker 1: his sixties. But Gary Oldman is such a good actor.
Speaker 1: He could play a child if he wanted to. Chuck goot,
Speaker 1: he really could. He pulls it off and people would
Speaker 1: give him awards. All right, everyone, that's it for this week.
Speaker 1: We got a crushing on out of here. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: and good day to you all.