1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: It is time for today's prank phone call. Nephew, what 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,640 Speaker 1: you got for us? Uh? 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 2: We're going back to the church, y'all know, I keep 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,240 Speaker 2: going down there to the church with the people, going. 5 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: Back to the church. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 2: I leave at the church call. I'm answer to something. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 2: Help when we come back, you know, I just I 8 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:20,959 Speaker 2: guess give me stop. I'm just randomly thinking. I'm just 9 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 2: randomly thinking it right. Here is church fee, church fee? 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: All right, going down to the church house, church fees. 11 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 1: Let's go catch Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach uch 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: the church. Hey, you got her? Hey? How you doing? 13 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: This is? This is brother Glenn from the church. 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 3: Hey, brother Glenn, how you doing? 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, I'm real good. Did you enjoy service? Boring? Oh? 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 3: I enjoyed it past the past brought it down? Oh 17 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 3: my god. 18 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: That was a word for me, right right, right right? 19 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 3: So what do I owe the pleasure of this call? 20 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: I wanted to give you some information that the that 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: the church has come up with, and we wanted to 22 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: let you know what was going on before next Sunday. 23 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: I didn't interrupt you did, no. No. 24 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 3: I actually I may sound at a little off a 25 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 3: little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready for my 26 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 3: little Davis, my little darlings, and I'm trying to your 27 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 3: voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar, 28 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 3: trying to place that voice. 29 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: Okay, well, you've seen me at the church quite a 30 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: few times. I think I have. 31 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 3: I'm just trying to place it. I can't place it 32 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 3: right now. 33 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: But what can I do? 34 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: What? Nevertheless, I just wanted here's what's going on now. 35 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: You're aware that for the last the last six Sundays, 36 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,279 Speaker 1: you've been actually coming into service late. Have you realized that. 37 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but you know, 38 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 3: yes I have. I have my reasons though. 39 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well here's what's going on. The officials at 40 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 1: the church have gotten together and this is what they've 41 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: decided on, is that anybody who is late starting next Sunday, 42 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: there would be a fifteen dollar charge for that for 43 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: coming in and disrupting services. The tide of service being 44 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: disrupted by people walking in late. 45 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 3: That that could not come at a worse time. I 46 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 3: don't have fifteen dollars to give. Look, I'm sorry, I'm 47 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 3: sorry that we're late. We are going out as three 48 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 3: young kids two, seven and nine, and they are a handful, 49 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 3: and and we do the best that we can to 50 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 3: get the church on time. And and to tell your book, 51 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 3: when we get there, it's doing praise and worship. I mean, 52 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 3: packs ain't even preaching yet. 53 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: Sorry, sir, I know it's not pass is not up yet, 54 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: but he's he's stating that people coming in. It just 55 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: seems very disrupted to the service that's going on. That's 56 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call, 57 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: you know, to let you know that if you are 58 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you 59 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: fifteen dollars a late charge and actually you won't be 60 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: able to even come in until you until you paid tillars. 61 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 3: I can't even get in church with with Look. Okay, 62 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 3: look I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe 63 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 3: you no explanation. But I need to tell you something. 64 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 3: We are me and my kids for the last few 65 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 3: Sundays that we've been late. It's because my car broke down. 66 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,399 Speaker 3: We are on the bus man public transportation. 67 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, and I understand, I understand how sound 68 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: civilitized with everything that you're going through, but why are 69 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: you called. 70 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 3: If you understand Why are you calling me about fifteen dollars? 71 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 3: If you understand what I'm going through? 72 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: Well I didn't that first of all. I didn't know 73 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: what you were going Why are you raising your voice 74 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: at me? Why are you raising Did you just raise 75 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: your voice at me? You know what? 76 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 3: You know what I think? You're raising your voice at you? 77 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 3: How dare you call me about this? About a feat 78 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 3: And I'm there at church. I got my key in there. 79 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,640 Speaker 3: Trying to raise them up is the way they should go, 80 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 3: just like the Bible say. And you know why I 81 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 3: gotta do this or why I'm mad? Why why we 82 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 3: got to catch the bus? Do you understand why that is? 83 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 3: Brother Glenn? 84 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 1: No, I do not. 85 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 3: That is because they they Daddy ain't. 86 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: And yes, so it's Tracy. You got to calm down 87 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: a little bit now. 88 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 3: Oh Jesus help me. Jesus helped me. 89 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: Gee, Okay, listen, here's the deal. All I can do 90 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: is tell you this. I hope you can make it. 91 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: Maybe you can catch it earlier bus, you know what 92 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 1: I mean, and get there a little earlier. But I'm 93 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: just stating the facts that as of next Sunday, if 94 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: you come in late, it's fifteen dollars late fee, and 95 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: that's what you'll pay in order to get in the service. 96 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 3: You know what, Well, maybe next Sunday I just won't 97 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 3: be there. How about that? You know I'm already working 98 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 3: six days a week. The only day I have office Sunday. 99 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 3: I'm breaking my back. Do you know I work two jobs. 100 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 3: I work two jobs, and they always trying to take 101 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 3: money out of my check, always trying to pull me 102 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 3: here and there, and I'm always tired. I get two 103 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 3: hours of sleep and then now the church wants to 104 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 3: dump another fifteen dollars charging me for being at church. 105 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,359 Speaker 3: Well that's what I'm supposed to do. 106 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: But you're coming in late though, Sister Tracy. 107 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 3: You know what, you know what, late ain't bad. Okay, 108 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 3: I might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm 109 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 3: getting there the best way that I know how. For oh, 110 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 3: the bus I have to put my kids on the 111 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 3: school bus, and long that I have to get them 112 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 3: the school bus, that I have to get on the 113 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 3: bus to myself to work because I don't have a car, 114 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:07,479 Speaker 3: because they Daddy ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do 115 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,359 Speaker 3: you understand what I'm saying to you? I need to 116 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 3: understand that number one, it's what hit daddy. For two, 117 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 3: he in jail, been there about five years, he ain't 118 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 3: And Daddy number three she decided to go ahead and 119 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Speaker 3: walk out. And I ain't heard from that that tra 120 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 3: in about seven months. 121 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: Now. 122 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 3: He knows we struggling. He had the nerve to take 123 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,880 Speaker 3: my wallet too. You don't You don't even understand what 124 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 3: I'm going through. You don't even understand that I'm trying 125 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:36,039 Speaker 3: to make a better life for me and my children. 126 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 1: Here's one more thing, Sister Tracy, that the church wants 127 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 1: you to know before next Sunday that you definitely need 128 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: to know. 129 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 3: What what more thing does the church want me to know? 130 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 3: It's I fifteen dollars. 131 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: The Trase just wants you to know that this is 132 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 1: nephew town me from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Your 133 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,919 Speaker 1: sister Patrees got me to prank phone call you. 134 00:05:55,080 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 3: I am gonna walk I'm what I'm go. You know 135 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 3: I ain't got time for that. You know I ain't 136 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 3: got time for that. Oh, Patrese, Uh. 137 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,800 Speaker 1: Get your sister got you right? Oh? 138 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 3: I got something for her? How about that? 139 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: She told what she said? She take my sister carpro down. 140 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: She says, she got these kids she over are struggling 141 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: and struggling and she's trying to make it, but you 142 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,840 Speaker 1: gotta give a hard time. She just wanted, she wanted, 143 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: she wanted you to put she wanted to put a 144 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: smile on your face. 145 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,600 Speaker 3: Well, she well, you want being settled out. I'm gonna 146 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 3: have to say she did. 147 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:35,799 Speaker 1: Right. 148 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 3: Wow, Now that I know you, y'all were joking and 149 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 3: now I know this is nephew Tommy. 150 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: Hey, I gotta ask you something, Baby, what's the baddest 151 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land. 152 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 3: The Steve Harven Morning Show. 153 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 2: Baby, y'all better come on with this stupid up in 154 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 2: here this morning? 155 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: What now? That's all that's all on you, snow all 156 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: the stupid? 157 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 2: Are you? 158 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: Yeah? Respect on my stupid, Frank you have it? 159 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 2: Respect? Oh man, shot shot town. I'm coming this way, baby, Yes, sir, 160 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 2: the nephew is on the way. Stupid is coming. I 161 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 2: want to feel good when you know stupid coming. You 162 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 2: get ready for stupid. Now, you know how we feel 163 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 2: every day coming away to prepare every day. 164 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:29,679 Speaker 1: Go ahead. 165 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,600 Speaker 4: I want to ask you sometime, you know, I don't 166 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,679 Speaker 4: want to be stupid, But I was thinking about this timing. 167 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 4: You know, we always prey of our food, m yeah, yeah, 168 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,239 Speaker 4: but we don't never pray of our snacks. 169 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 2: Though I like that. I like I was, And why 170 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 2: now you own the something nephew? 171 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,920 Speaker 1: You're rubbing off on him. 172 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,160 Speaker 4: Prom you every time I'm around to I just don't 173 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 4: know why I thought that, but I was, like, I 174 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 4: prove all my food. But I say, I don't never 175 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 4: say Lord, thank you for this honey bun. 176 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 2: But I never say I never say thank you for 177 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 2: these ships of choice. 178 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, say that because what now you thinking? 179 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 2: See now you're using the left side of your brain, 180 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 2: and that's where it is. 181 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 1: That's where greatness is. 182 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 4: I don't ever say Lord, thank you for the green 183 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 4: gummy bears. 184 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 2: I just white doughnuts. Okay, okay, call im? 185 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: Why this ignorant? 186 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 2: Why asked me to press one for English and then 187 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,120 Speaker 2: you connect me and then you connect me with somebody 188 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 2: in Jerusalem? Why would you do that to me? Why 189 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 2: would you? Why would you do that? Why would you 190 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 2: do that? If I press one for English? Why am 191 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 2: I talking to somebody in Jerusalem? 192 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: Why? If that that don't make sense to me? 193 00:08:53,760 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 4: Can I press you. 194 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 1: Can we press all. 195 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 3: All right, well, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.