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Speaker 1: It is the day after Halloween.

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Speaker 2: It's Christmas time. Yes, let's go. I'm decorating today.

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Speaker 3: I just don't care about Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: We love what happens during Christmas time.

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Speaker 1: But by the way, if you missed our costumes or

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Speaker 1: any of the Halloween content from our show yesterday, go

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Speaker 1: check it out. We're really mad.

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Speaker 2: We're so said honestly.

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Speaker 3: Thank you everyone who commented, who texts.

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Speaker 1: Who criticized us, go check it out. On our socials

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Speaker 1: at Brooke and Jeffrey and going around the room, excluding

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Speaker 1: Jose who's a diabetic. I need to ask Brooken Alexis,

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Speaker 1: how much candy did you eat yesterday? And you can

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Speaker 1: tell me in pounds or in buckets full?

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Speaker 2: How much? So much?

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Speaker 3: The Costco sized bag I looked is five point six

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Speaker 3: pounds the chocolate one.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: A little more than that.

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Speaker 1: Oh multiple Costco sized bags.

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Speaker 2: You go to the reserve bag after.

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Speaker 1: The reason I ask is because of popular health website

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Speaker 1: did a big article on how too much candy can

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Speaker 1: wreck your body's microbiome, weaken your immune system, and even

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Speaker 1: cause you to berate your kind and attractive male coworkers.

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Speaker 1: There's the candy, right therecrobiome. Thank you. Now, if you

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Speaker 1: did eat a lot like Brooke and Alexis did, there

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Speaker 1: is one thing that can counteract the effects after the

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Speaker 1: show today, Brooke, you need to go home and eat

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Speaker 1: a bunch of sour kraut, like a a whole jar

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Speaker 1: of I.

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Speaker 3: Love Crowder lately has been an over easy egg with

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Speaker 3: sour kraut and some blue cheese.

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Speaker 1: Looks the only person needs a giant Costco sized bag

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Speaker 1: of candy followed by a Costco sized jar of sound

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Speaker 1: so good for you. It's going to help rebalance you

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Speaker 1: because it's a fermented food, and it helps replenish the

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Speaker 1: bacteria that your gut needs to keep you healthy.

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Speaker 2: Is fermentous?

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing for Alexis, sauerkrawd is too bitter to sour

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 2: There's a little bit too.

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Speaker 3: Much of everything.

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Speaker 1: Is yogurt? Oh yeah, not the gogurt kind or the

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Speaker 1: one with like the eminem candies flips. Those are fun.

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Speaker 3: Chocolate, all right, we know it somehow has more sugar

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Speaker 3: than yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Alexis body is going to be hurting after this,

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Speaker 1: but we got to move on and get into the

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Speaker 1: chocolic question. Not today and give it with somebody's body

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Speaker 1: who's doing just fine. Three sixty five Digital Jake, Let's.

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Speaker 2: Go our own brook. Fox constantly checks Zillow for possible

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Speaker 2: acquisitions to add to her enormous real estate. And I'm

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Speaker 2: sure she's probably checked out the White House, which is

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Speaker 2: currently estimated around three hundred and fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh bargain.

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Speaker 2: Hilarious, But it wasn't worth quite that much back in

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Speaker 2: eighteen hundred, when, on this day John Adams became the

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Speaker 2: first US president to move into the famous building.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Since then, the home's gone through a lot. There's been

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Speaker 2: some additions, some fires, some models, a few raucous toga

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Speaker 2: parties with Vinnie Coolidge. Oh, I hate Coolidge was a

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Speaker 2: bad boy, old vind dog. So today we're gonna honor

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Speaker 2: the two hundred plus year history of the presidential mansion

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Speaker 2: with a special fact or Falsity edition of A twenty

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Speaker 2: of twenty.

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Speaker 3: Now this is as close as this show gets to politics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a list of possible facts about the

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Speaker 2: White House. I'll read it to you. You have to

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Speaker 2: tell me if it's fact or falsity. Today we're gonna

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Speaker 2: change it up and start with the woman who drinks

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Speaker 2: like Sam Adams but has the hygiene of John Adams.

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Speaker 2: That's Brook Brook. Here's your question. The hygien Let me

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Speaker 2: dust my wig already. The White House is known to

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Speaker 2: have a network of tunnels in secret spaces. But did

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Speaker 2: you know it has a hidden chocolate shop where chef's

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Speaker 2: craft custom presidential suitetes daily. Is that a fact or falsity?

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Speaker 2: Why would it be hidden?

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Speaker 3: You know, like that feels like something that would be

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Speaker 3: part of the tour.

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Speaker 2: But the kids on the tour don't go in. This

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Speaker 2: is presidential chocolate. You got to keep the olympus out

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Speaker 2: of sight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine Brook taking a tour and be like,

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Speaker 1: where's the secret chocolate there?

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Speaker 3: Understand? I mean, I definitely think that they're I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: say it's true.

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Speaker 2: Brook says, it's a fact. That is. There's also rumors

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Speaker 2: there's a barber shop and a Starbucks underneath the building.

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Speaker 2: A star It's Alexis's turn, Alexis. It's rumored that Lincoln's

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Speaker 2: ghost haunts the White House, with Winston Churchill once refusing

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Speaker 2: to stay there after spotting him naked from the bath. No,

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Speaker 2: is that fact or falsity? Did Winston Churchill see a

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Speaker 2: naked Abraham ghost.

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Speaker 3: So they were both naked because he was in the bath.

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Speaker 2: You don't know how to make Why wouldn't Lincoln be clothed?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that's good naked.

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Speaker 2: I might have missed a comment. I think Churchill was

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Speaker 2: the naked one and Abraham Lincoln was the ghost naked.

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Speaker 2: And I think this is fake. Jay Alexis says, falsity.

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Speaker 2: That is correct, that's a fact. According to Popular Lord. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Winston Churchill is said to have claimed he saw Lincoln's

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Speaker 2: ghost while staying at the White House during World War Two,

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Speaker 2: reportedly even greeting the operation with a casual good evening.

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Speaker 2: Mister President, a naked after a bath? Okay, wow? Was naked?

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Speaker 2: To Jose Jose, there's a ban on playing Monopoly in

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Speaker 2: the White House because a heated game between Teddy Roosevelt

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Speaker 2: and William Howard Taft once caused an entire wing to

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Speaker 2: be repainted. Is that a fact or falsity?

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Speaker 3: So there was like a fight or something got pushed

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Speaker 3: it to something or knock something over it and stained a wall,

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Speaker 3: throwing wineglasses. The thought of the president playing board games,

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Speaker 3: even though they have to have downtime isn't sit right.

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Speaker 1: I think that it's not real.

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Speaker 2: Jose said, that's a falsity. That is fact. Let's move

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Speaker 2: over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, there are five full time florists

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Speaker 2: on staff, meaning even the toilet paper holders probably get

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Speaker 2: fresh bouquets in the White House? Is that a fact

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Speaker 2: or of falsity? Five full time florists, that's pretty legit.

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Speaker 3: Are thoughts happening in your brain right now?

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Speaker 1: Appropriate thoughts that?

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Speaker 3: Why would you have inappropriate thoughts?

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Speaker 2: All?

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Speaker 1: That's what happens when I start thinking about Floris. My

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Speaker 1: mind goes to dark, dark places. So I just think

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Speaker 1: they only need one really talented florists, not five.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, that's a falsity, that is there are five florists.

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Speaker 2: Let's go back to Brook. Now, Brook, the White House

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Speaker 2: has a room dedicated entirely to lost socks. It's known

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Speaker 2: as the Socretary's Office. Is that fact or a false?

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Speaker 3: You know, I love picturing famous, powerful people doing like

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Speaker 3: really normal things like I think it's definitely an issue

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Speaker 3: for presidents, But I don't say that it requires its

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Speaker 3: own room. So I'm going to say that's false.

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Speaker 2: Brooks says, falsity that is, which means we go to

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Speaker 2: Jose for sudden death. Okay, Jose. The White House has

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Speaker 2: a ghost dog that some residents and visitors claim to

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Speaker 2: hear barking at night, even though there's no dog assigned

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Speaker 2: to the residence. Is that fact or falsity? Oh wow, creepy? Well,

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Speaker 2: there have been a lot of presidential dogs.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's actually the ghost of Abraham Lincoln trying to

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Speaker 3: but he's just terrorizing the White House naked, false Jose.

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Speaker 2: So that's a falsity, that is, that's a fact. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's also been sightings of a demon ghost cat in

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Speaker 2: the basement. That means Brook has won today's edition of

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Speaker 2: tenty of twenty A right.

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Speaker 1: Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked while singing Party

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Speaker 1: in the USA, the National Anthem by Miley cyrus So,

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Speaker 1: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 2: Brooke?

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Speaker 3: You know, I just feel like Alexis loves this song

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Speaker 3: so much. I hopped off the plane at Lax with

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Speaker 3: the dream in my card again to the Atlanta Fame Excess?

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Speaker 3: Am I gonna fit?

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Speaker 1: I'm a little uncertain with yourself of that one?

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Speaker 3: Yea?

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Speaker 2: The song?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, shock collar? Question of the day, we got your

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Speaker 1: fun tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,