1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 1: All right, so Steve, here we go. Kaylee on Steve 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: HARVFM says, my best friend comes from serious money and 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: doesn't seem to understand that not everyone can drop two 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 1: hundred dollars on brunch or five hundred dollars on concert tickets. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: She always suggests expensive activities and then expects me to 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: split the bill with her. When we go out to eat, 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: she'll order way more food than we possibly eat, we 8 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: could possibly eat, so she can taste a bit of 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: everything with no regard to my limited income. I've tried 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,120 Speaker 1: joking and hinting, but she doesn't seem to get the message. 11 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: I don't want to stop hanging out with her and 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: hate to have to start a serious talk about my 13 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: ability to pay, but something has to give. How can 14 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 1: I explain to her that I literally cannot afford her 15 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: lifestyle without making things awkward? 16 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 2: Okay? Not either? Are two friends? 17 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: Yeah? Two friends? 18 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 2: That's friend. You just got had that conversation. Yeah, and 19 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 2: if she really your friend, she'll understand if she ain't 20 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 2: quit going out with it. That's all right? 21 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty. 22 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 2: I have trouble with that. Do you know the last 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 2: time I took my family out, I told him. I said, hey, look, 24 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 2: because you know, Marjorie and Laurie orders all the food 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 2: when we do family dealers, because they the foodies. The 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: third food he in the family is winter. Okay, So 27 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 2: they order for the table and then them dog goned 28 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,440 Speaker 2: kids add stuff on that they want. Now the next thing, 29 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,040 Speaker 2: you know, here come all this food and then this 30 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 2: stuff just sitting on the table getting sent back, ain't 31 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: even touched. And so I said, hey, man, listen to me. 32 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 2: Y'all pay attention to what your mama ordered, and then 33 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 2: y'all act accordingly. But don't have all this food come 34 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 2: out here and go back, because that don't make no sense. Man, 35 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 2: That don't make no CeNSE. Bills be high. 36 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: I don't mind you and your your income bracket. What's 37 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: high to you? 38 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: You figure it's eight of us sitting here twelve hundred dollars. 39 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: No, it's lord. 40 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 2: Now they ordered at the high end. They twenty five 41 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 2: three thousand dollars plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey man, 42 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 2: let me tell you what this little crazy one of 43 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 2: the kids of mine. 44 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 1: We're in New York. 45 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: We're in New York. I wasn't even in New York 46 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 2: with Laurie. I wasn't even with her. We just happened 47 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 2: to be up there at the same time. She found 48 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 2: out I was there. She said, Dad, let's go to lunch. 49 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:28,120 Speaker 2: She had two of her friends with him. I said, okay, 50 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 2: So we go to the first place. It ain't open, okay, 51 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 2: So we walked down the street. She said, Dad, it's 52 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 2: a place I love. It's called cavia something. Every dish 53 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 2: has caveat. I don't care if you are to scramble 54 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 2: eggs caveat. If you or to fish, it's got caveat. 55 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 2: If you are, I don't give it. But if you're 56 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 2: on a hot dog, it's finna be caveat. They don't 57 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 2: have that. But I'm just this caveat everything. So we're 58 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,720 Speaker 2: sitting up in here, and I got a couple of 59 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 2: partners with me. I was on a business trip with 60 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 2: and they had some of their friends with him. We 61 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 2: in here ordering I'm watching this cavear come to this table. Now. 62 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 2: These people don't even know what caveat is that we 63 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 2: got with us, And I'm just watching caviar dish after 64 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 2: caviar dish. One dude tasted it, spit it out. Man, 65 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 2: This tastes like South sou little pills are salt? Hey man, 66 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 2: I kid you not for a brunch. When the bill came, 67 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 2: the bill was twelve thousand dollars. WHOA for a brunch? 68 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: WHOA? 69 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 2: I ain't doing there, buddy, man, Hey man, let me 70 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 2: tell you something. I was so man, I'm talking about 71 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 2: man to the point where the owner of the restaurant 72 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 2: came and said, mister Harvey, did you not enjoy it? 73 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 2: I said, sir, I said, look, man, we just bought 74 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 2: all this food, and here these people don't even know 75 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 2: what caveat is. He felt so bad for me, but 76 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,960 Speaker 2: I wasn't saying I wasn't gonna pay. He just heard 77 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 2: my story and he gave me a discount. He said, 78 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 2: if we did, he said, and some of these dishes, 79 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 2: they didn't even open the caveat, so we won't even 80 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 2: charge you for those. But we're going to lunch with y'alls. 81 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:22,720 Speaker 1: Kids. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.