Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most
Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2: Today we talk about.
Speaker 3: The dick is what gets the most love in the shower.
Speaker 2: Look at all these pubes. It is weird.
Speaker 3: You don't want your dick? Like the renegade of funk
Speaker 3: out there. Here we go, start your engines. M m
Speaker 3: m m ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming
Speaker 3: ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 2: Everybody's coming. God, you know, I will say I did
Speaker 2: watch the pilot of that show. Haven't felt the urge
Speaker 2: to go back. Oh shots fired? I know this is gonna.
Speaker 4: Sound bad, Okay, aay, leaning in.
Speaker 2: I followed her on Instagram, hoping for more kind.
Speaker 3: Of got nine inch piece? Yeah whatever we call those ticks.
Speaker 2: She doesn't really post that many of them. I want
Speaker 2: the ticks.
Speaker 3: He came for the ticks.
Speaker 2: Am I a bad guy for wanting the ticks?
Speaker 3: Show us your tics, show us your show us your ticks.
Speaker 2: Yes, Blake, thank you for taking all the heat on
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: There you go, Bud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blake wants you to show us your ticks.
Speaker 3: I would love to see her ticks.
Speaker 2: How does she not that's good merch for her, by
Speaker 2: the way, to make those shirts show me your ticks.
Speaker 3: Where the guy know what's your ticks? That's actually a
Speaker 3: great idea. Yeah, I think she's doing herself a disservice.
Speaker 3: You know what she's trying to do. She's like, I'm
Speaker 3: not my disease. I am a person.
Speaker 2: Right, she doesn't want to be the face of it.
Speaker 3: But you know, you got to lean into what makes
Speaker 3: you special. It's that's that's why you got the show.
Speaker 3: That's what got you the show. Like I I won't
Speaker 3: shut up about how I jerked off so hard that
Speaker 3: my toe fell off. So you know, we lean into
Speaker 3: what makes us different and what makes this special. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that does make you special, it does. What is the
Speaker 3: thing that makes you special? Blake?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, drop your pants and show him.
Speaker 3: What makes me special? I mean, I'm a what do
Speaker 3: you mean, I'm a one of a kind person? Okay,
Speaker 3: well anyone can say that. Yeah, but what I would say,
Speaker 3: by the cement trucks. So that's what I overcame in
Speaker 3: order to fulfill my destiny of being a maybe B,
Speaker 3: maybe C level actor.
Speaker 4: Oh come on, you're saying, see you're definitely be high
Speaker 4: b to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, high bees, high bees, So I'll take it.
Speaker 4: I think you're kissing as that's how he got.
Speaker 2: Where he is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how he got right where he is. Little kisses. What.
Speaker 3: I don't know what makes me special.
Speaker 4: I think it's just you know, just my outstanding personality and.
Speaker 3: Probably my yes, god damn, it took you that long
Speaker 3: to loop around your hair, and that's why you won't
Speaker 3: shave it. That's why you won't shave it.
Speaker 4: Well, and because I don't want to. I like having
Speaker 4: long hair. I like being a renegative funk, all.
Speaker 5: Right, okay, okay, very specific, all right, all right, I
Speaker 5: love just so sick of it.
Speaker 4: So you you know, none of the guys in Rage
Speaker 4: against the Machine who created the song Renegative Funk have
Speaker 4: long hair.
Speaker 3: They're all they're like bald and ship that's why.
Speaker 2: What do you mean now there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well that's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he had dreadlocks when he had some roach.
Speaker 2: He had dreads, right, yeah, he had some dreads, Yeah
Speaker 2: he did, he did. And do we think that that's
Speaker 2: like a now that we say it out loud, like
Speaker 2: renegative Funk?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Do you think that's a cool thing to say. I'm
Speaker 2: a renegative funk Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I mean because it's funk that it's fun,
Speaker 3: it's funky.
Speaker 4: Funk is the rawest, it's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude,
Speaker 4: I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades though.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's they're not, like, Okay.
Speaker 3: Yes they are.
Speaker 2: Rage is a renegade of funk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know who else is Clinton, Rick James,
Speaker 4: Rick James, that's a renegade of funk. He's pretty He
Speaker 4: was a rapist, that's different Rick James. No, he wasn't
Speaker 4: what Rick James, he kept that woman in his basement
Speaker 4: locked up?
Speaker 3: What it was like beating her and ship that might
Speaker 3: have been, that might have been, That might have been.
Speaker 4: During like a cocaine that. I'm starting to kind of
Speaker 4: remember that. So you're saying, did it's not real if
Speaker 4: it happened during a cocaine incident? No? Yeah, now I'm
Speaker 4: actually kind of remembering that.
Speaker 2: I thought Rick James just like bought a house up
Speaker 2: in Buffalo, New York, where he grew up and his
Speaker 2: mom lived there, and like they just kicked it and
Speaker 2: rode horses.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, he had like a sex cave woman,
Speaker 3: who says Rick James Ratur nineteen seventy nine, Susan stay okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And Blake, that's your favorite musician?
Speaker 3: No, okay, So this is you're you're saying how cool
Speaker 3: he is and how much you look up to him. Now, okay,
Speaker 3: all right, I had you know.
Speaker 2: This isn't the one.
Speaker 3: This isn't the one even I was thinking of. I
Speaker 3: was thinking the one he like, yeah, where he tied
Speaker 3: a woman to a chair with a hot crack pipe
Speaker 3: and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine
Speaker 3: binge at his West Hollywood hope.
Speaker 2: That was the seventies. This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3: This was nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's different.
Speaker 3: He was free on bail when the second assault occurred
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety two in james hotel room. Okay, and
Speaker 3: then he served more than two years in prison. Okay,
Speaker 3: Blake's hero lake Ziero Okay, all right.
Speaker 4: And I you know what, and I kind of forgot
Speaker 4: about him outside of the music.
Speaker 2: Any take backs.
Speaker 3: I will say he was a renegade. He would that's
Speaker 3: a legit too much, too far, he's too far into renegade.
Speaker 3: He's much too far.
Speaker 2: Sounds like he's rena straight.
Speaker 4: Also, I am recalling that Renegade Funk is actually a
Speaker 4: cover of a song.
Speaker 3: It was not written by.
Speaker 2: Oh the plot thickens. Yeah, much like the rope around
Speaker 2: this poor ones.
Speaker 3: I did not know that. And that's cool that you do.
Speaker 3: You learn this stuff when you play foosball with with
Speaker 3: those guys.
Speaker 4: No, I recall maybe that album being a few covers, right, Oh,
Speaker 4: that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: The album is a cover album, see that, I know what.
Speaker 4: The album is a cover, the whole album.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rage against the Machine, Yeah, the album with all
Speaker 3: the hits. No, that didn't have all the hits. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 2: Renegade Funk came much later.
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, I feel like it does have several hits.
Speaker 3: It does have. You guys watched the Chuck Berry Porno
Speaker 3: what what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Adam?
Speaker 3: You guys tuned into this? Who? What is that? What
Speaker 3: is that?
Speaker 2: Who showed you that? Car?
Speaker 3: Cherry? Show you that one? Well? No, if you I
Speaker 3: was thinking of Rick James, I'm like he had to
Speaker 3: have had a porno I don't know about, but no,
Speaker 3: Chuck Berry had a porno out.
Speaker 4: A sex tape or a porno a sex tape a
Speaker 4: sex tape.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's different. Why is that different?
Speaker 2: Well, because a porno is a production, a sex tape
Speaker 2: is recorded sex.
Speaker 3: Oh but it's crazy, dude. It's like it's these poor
Speaker 3: women are hookers. And then he's he's going like, uh,
Speaker 3: he just starts peeing in their mouths, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 3: you like that, bitch? You like that?
Speaker 2: Be bad?
Speaker 3: He's making her like eat his ass while he's also
Speaker 3: pissing on hers now and then he says something like
Speaker 3: uh like he oh.
Speaker 4: Then he farts in her mouth and then he laughs and.
Speaker 3: Goes, what are you website? How long did you watch?
Speaker 3: Just forty thirty minutes and just twenty or thirty minutes?
Speaker 2: This is bad.
Speaker 3: No, it was just like of little clips. And then
Speaker 3: he goes, uh, you like that, bitch? Ha I love
Speaker 3: doing that? Gotcha, bitch. It's wild, dude, these these old
Speaker 3: like seventies, but that sounds fit. Was he like, I'm
Speaker 3: Chuck Berry and I love doing eventies. Chuck Berry's like fifties?
Speaker 4: No, well, I think the Chuck Berry porno was Uh,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't click that link.
Speaker 2: That's not something that had to be in the seventies
Speaker 2: on some auto focus ship where they're like, just got
Speaker 2: this new camp quarter from Japan.
Speaker 4: I think he got busted for having like hidden cameras
Speaker 4: in bathrooms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they're saying in Yeah, he was a
Speaker 3: real creeper, this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is what you gotta do, is you just if
Speaker 2: you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us, just
Speaker 2: hang a sign up. Okay, okay, what you'd be surprised
Speaker 2: how many people to go? All right, I gotta take it.
Speaker 3: I really gotta take a ship. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Got a poopoo, I got people.
Speaker 3: I gotta take a dump dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah camera, no camera, I'm I'm pee.
Speaker 3: That makes perfect sense and then.
Speaker 2: You're covered, all right, at least that's what our lawyer
Speaker 2: told me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I will. So you guys haven't seen that, do
Speaker 3: yourselves a favorite.
Speaker 2: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Don't watch it. Don't watch it. I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna google that one.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big fan of.
Speaker 3: Like scary when you know when you have like a.
Speaker 2: Friend who sends you something that's just what's the word,
Speaker 2: like egregious, Like we're a dude like pulls his dick
Speaker 2: out of a butt and then like the girl goes
Speaker 2: straight for it and they pause, there's like dukie on
Speaker 2: it and you and then.
Speaker 3: You're like this seems real specific it is.
Speaker 2: I'm saying like that was a clip that someone sent me,
Speaker 2: and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, hold up, you block that number.
Speaker 2: Not not for me, doesn't really get a belly laugh
Speaker 2: out of me?
Speaker 3: It was his brother, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I Also someone was just like you have to watch it,
Speaker 3: and so I was like okay, and I was like
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry?
Speaker 2: Well? Do you know this person? I don't you to
Speaker 2: out him, but like how well do you know this person?
Speaker 3: Not that well? Okay, not super well, let's keep them
Speaker 3: out of arms.
Speaker 2: And do you know them as friends or do you
Speaker 2: know them through work?
Speaker 3: Through work? Okay? Work right, work friends work friends?
Speaker 2: Okay, Hollywood, it's Kyle.
Speaker 3: It's Kyle. No it's not, but uh yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was appalling and that's not funny. I'm not getting
Speaker 3: a kick out of that. Yeah, And and unlike me
Speaker 3: when I found that out. He didn't become my favorite musician,
Speaker 3: unlike So, Unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician.
Speaker 3: Like Rick James. Suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.
Speaker 3: Oh he's the best, Rick James, He's the best.
Speaker 2: Great word at him is the word of the day.
Speaker 3: That is a good ass word to pull out. I
Speaker 3: started doing words of the day. I'll fire one up.
Speaker 3: Oh it was such a hot bitch kiss. Now I'll
Speaker 3: fire up.
Speaker 4: We're running out of bit well, I will say, you know,
Speaker 4: we're losing a lot of music to terrible people, like
Speaker 4: musicians are really like catalogs are starting to shrink.
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people. They suck
Speaker 3: across the board. They're wild. I would say they are
Speaker 3: out of out of any artistic medium expression where whether
Speaker 3: it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever. Dancers and photographers are
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 2: I will I was just gonna say, I've never met
Speaker 2: a ballet dancer that I like, right, donk full stop.
Speaker 3: How many ballet dancers have you met?
Speaker 2: It's countless, dude, so many, and they're just all trash
Speaker 2: because you can't count.
Speaker 3: They can't count yes, yeah, I would say musicians are
Speaker 3: the worst.
Speaker 2: They suck there. I feel like we've covered this in
Speaker 2: some way where I was just saying, like I don't
Speaker 2: know how to talk to musicians. They have like a
Speaker 2: whole other world that they're living in. Did they speak
Speaker 2: a different language?
Speaker 3: Now, I'm not saying people that are that like to
Speaker 3: play music and or even in bands and things like that.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about when you're in there, your career is music,
Speaker 3: Like you have a career like you're you're not just
Speaker 3: in a band.
Speaker 2: You're talking like rock stars. What are you saying like
Speaker 2: rock stars?
Speaker 3: No, I'm explaining, So don't give me that fucking look.
Speaker 4: He's saying, if you play the flute at a Renaissance fair,
Speaker 4: you might be pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're probably fan. If you're in a band, you're good.
Speaker 2: But if it's if it's you're if you're in.
Speaker 3: A rock band, no, I'm saying if you if you,
Speaker 3: I would say, I would say, if you are in
Speaker 3: Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're that's
Speaker 3: all you do is play music.
Speaker 2: So if you're a failed musician, you're bad.
Speaker 3: You're probably fine. You're probably fine.
Speaker 2: Unky Donkey Oh, you're fine.
Speaker 3: You're fine, You're fine. If you think you're still making it,
Speaker 3: you suck.
Speaker 2: You suck?
Speaker 3: What what? Why is that?
Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, I'm so I'm so confused. What are you saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you so people in music, I can't even I
Speaker 2: can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do
Speaker 2: you get it? Blake?
Speaker 3: It's because you keep tying your shoes, you keep like
Speaker 3: lacing up your shoes instead of being part of the podcast.
Speaker 4: I think what he was trying what I'm actually now
Speaker 4: that I'm trying to repeat it back, it was a
Speaker 4: little bit confused, exactly.
Speaker 3: You can't say this. Dude can't even drink a drink.
Speaker 3: I think what you're saying is, if you think.
Speaker 4: You're a successful musician, you've got to screw loose.
Speaker 3: If you are currently like clawing your way up within
Speaker 3: the music world and you are a musician or a
Speaker 3: rapper or something like that, more than likely you're putting
Speaker 3: on you're putting on airs where you think that you
Speaker 3: have to act a certain way in order to climb
Speaker 3: up with it in the industry. Okay, this is like
Speaker 3: the Kanye of it all. Yeah, or like you think
Speaker 3: like you got to be a fucking rock star, and
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 4: Get you don't you don't excel in the music world,
Speaker 4: like nice cities aren't rewarded, like just being a good dude,
Speaker 4: you don't become a rock star.
Speaker 3: Well I think some like yes they do. But I
Speaker 3: think people think that they have to act a certain way, right,
Speaker 3: And we we even know some actors that act this
Speaker 3: way that they think in order to be a movie star,
Speaker 3: they have to act a certain way, like I like
Speaker 3: a total fucking bitch in a dicad. Right, this is
Speaker 3: the way. But I'd say it's much more prevalent in music.
Speaker 4: In music, music, yes, because in music, you're selling you're
Speaker 4: you're you're selling you're you're usually selling yourself as cool,
Speaker 4: whereas if you're an actor, there's a chance you're like
Speaker 4: in every Man or you're like a dfist or whatever.
Speaker 3: You're lovable, yeah, exactly, like as a your long haired bitch,
Speaker 3: Yeah you're just long haired bitch or short hair bitch,
Speaker 3: where you're like enough kind of dumb every man.
Speaker 6: But I was.
Speaker 4: With a big protruding jaw and an overbite some vampire
Speaker 4: ty what you know.
Speaker 2: And like yours that are so big if the hide
Speaker 2: them with your hair kind of guy. Yeah, and like
Speaker 2: one nipples. Okay, okay, But.
Speaker 3: If you're just in a band and you're you're just
Speaker 3: in Omaha and you're like, you're not really you're not
Speaker 3: moving to LA or moving to New York, and here
Speaker 3: you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a
Speaker 3: guy who plays music and you like that fun and
Speaker 3: you like to play. Those people are usually totally fine.
Speaker 2: Adam, can I tell you something. They just can't afford
Speaker 2: the dungeon. Okay, they would have one, they just can't
Speaker 2: afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've
Speaker 2: been around regular folks. When you when you skyrocket the fame,
Speaker 2: you're not around regular folks. You just look at the checks.
Speaker 2: You go, God, I could build about six seven basements.
Speaker 2: This is at least two or three dungeons.
Speaker 3: This is how your brain thinks. Okay. I don't even
Speaker 3: know if it's it's not even people that are successful.
Speaker 3: I think it's people who are trying to climb their
Speaker 3: way up. I think once you're successful a lot of times,
Speaker 3: you then can just be who you truly are, Like
Speaker 3: we know rock stars. Once once you're successful, yeah, once
Speaker 3: you're successful. You don't think those people were always just
Speaker 3: being themselves.
Speaker 4: But I mean you're making a huge generalization, like it's
Speaker 4: veried down to earth cool rock stars.
Speaker 3: We know rock stars, and we know cool rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're like great people. But yeah, but I also
Speaker 3: know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap
Speaker 3: stars and people who think they're the hot shit when
Speaker 3: they had a good two years or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got a specific example. I follow this account.
Speaker 3: Where it's like, uh, dunk on the.
Speaker 2: Names who like interviews people about their outfits. You know, Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, yes, sure, And so
Speaker 2: what always bothers me is the people who pretend like
Speaker 2: they don't want to get interviewed about it. So he'll
Speaker 2: be like, okay, what do you got on and they're like, ah, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. They're not looking at them.
Speaker 2: There's zero eye contacts, Like this jacket, you know, it's
Speaker 2: it's from this store, these pants, this much from that store,
Speaker 2: this belt, and then there's a lot of but there's
Speaker 2: no eye contact. They act like they and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know this is going on the internet. This dude
Speaker 2: is famous for doing this and pretending like you don't
Speaker 2: want to be interviewed, just say no.
Speaker 3: Then I feel like I wouldn't even be able to
Speaker 3: say where my shit was from. I would say six
Speaker 3: sixty to seventy percent of the time, I'd be like, uh,
Speaker 3: the Internet, this jacket that I've had, I don't know
Speaker 3: what the brand name is. This T shirt. Yeah, those
Speaker 3: are tough ones. You got to really be ready.
Speaker 2: It is a little disturbing how it is just kind
Speaker 2: of like brand fucking where it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: from Fendy, this is from Gucci, this is from Balenciaga,
Speaker 2: and you're like, hello, okay.
Speaker 3: But then there's like one piece of clothing that that
Speaker 3: they call it a piece, like and this piece, this piece,
Speaker 3: this is just fruit of the loom.
Speaker 4: This is big Johnson, And this is a big Johnson teacher,
Speaker 4: you know who was dope.
Speaker 2: He found Willem Dafoe like walking down Soho and he
Speaker 2: asked him and he's like, what do you got on?
Speaker 2: And William's like.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a black shirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, where's that jacket from.
Speaker 3: He's like the store, You're the best.
Speaker 2: He was like real cool about it. But like he
Speaker 2: didn't know what the fuck he was wearing.
Speaker 3: The ones that bother me are the ones that are like, hey,
Speaker 3: how much rent do you pay in for a month
Speaker 3: here in New York? And they they go like rent,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I own.
Speaker 2: It's so weird. What oh yeah, I'm on the way
Speaker 2: way somewhere.
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do this, just real quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah I can't. Then they're like, would you mind, uh,
Speaker 3: would you mind showing us where you live? And they're like, okay,
Speaker 3: what kind of fucking world is this? And then they
Speaker 3: go to their like and it's never just a normal
Speaker 3: apartment you never go in. Sometimes I paid three thousand,
Speaker 3: and this is the shitty apartment that I live in.
Speaker 3: Here's my four story estate that cost you thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2: I've seen shitty. I've seen less impressive. Spot What are
Speaker 2: you guys?
Speaker 3: Wait? What are you guys? What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 3: I think our algorithms are a little different. Yours are like, uh.
Speaker 2: I send you, I send you like grandmas that transform
Speaker 2: into Rottweiler's milking cows, Like that's my Shit's why.
Speaker 3: I mean my shits. We've established that my ship's wild too.
Speaker 2: Here is this just gay?
Speaker 3: Guys? Mine is skewed fairy.
Speaker 2: You're like, did you see this one?
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, no, come across the algo.
Speaker 2: Then I send you guys shit. I'm like, this is funny,
Speaker 2: and you're like, it has.
Speaker 3: Gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think
Speaker 3: it also is is what a gay character on the
Speaker 3: Righteous Gemstones? Okay, so I think because I I'm always
Speaker 3: like looking at that ship and reposting that shit, studying
Speaker 3: that you're in character, I think that has skewed my
Speaker 3: algorithm a little bit. And I also find it very funny.
Speaker 2: Did you see the little Richard Porno.
Speaker 3: Chuck Berry?
Speaker 4: How would you feel about like doing like just like
Speaker 4: taking a shower with your homie, like in bathing suits?
Speaker 3: Is that like, well, what do you mean in bathing suits?
Speaker 3: Like you're at a You're like at a pool.
Speaker 2: Are we saving time?
Speaker 3: We're saving time and water?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Like, so okay, it's a no brainer.
Speaker 2: It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're
Speaker 2: saving water.
Speaker 3: Blake has been thinking about this, you could tell. He's like, okay, no, here, okay,
Speaker 3: here's exactly how we would do it. Well, no, because
Speaker 3: it did come up, I can tell you.
Speaker 2: My answer is so quick, I go, I'll come back
Speaker 2: in three minutes or five minutes or however long you're
Speaker 2: gonna take, yeah, and I'll be back.
Speaker 4: No, this happened organically, you know. It was just something
Speaker 4: I wanted to expand upon. But like, okay, So I
Speaker 4: had just like gone on a run, right, and then
Speaker 4: like I was driving home from my run run and
Speaker 4: I'm still sweaty, but on my way home at Tiba's
Speaker 4: house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in, say
Speaker 4: what's up to my boy? At Tiba He's like, I
Speaker 4: don't have a lot of time because.
Speaker 2: I got to too.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not, dude, it's not it's not even weird.
Speaker 4: You guys are making it weird.
Speaker 3: Listen. So I go over there, right, He's like, actually.
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go shoot some skate photography a world famous photographer. You
Speaker 4: really like, I have to I have to take a shower.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's weird because I'm I'm driving home.
Speaker 3: To go take a shower.
Speaker 4: And then that's when I post the hypothetical.
Speaker 3: I'm like, is it weird?
Speaker 4: Like because you know, I was still wanted to catch
Speaker 4: up with him and talk like would it be weird
Speaker 4: if we both were in bathing suits taking showers and
Speaker 4: continue the conversation like it's super normal, Like is it weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's only one time where it's not normal where
Speaker 2: you're at a locker you're at a pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a locker room.
Speaker 2: And if you're trying to tee this up to meet
Speaker 2: me at a locker room, let's fucking go.
Speaker 3: What's so bad? Like say, so, it's not weird to
Speaker 3: take a shop.
Speaker 2: It's too small, Blake, it's too close corners.
Speaker 3: No, it's too small. You can fit two people in
Speaker 3: a shower.
Speaker 2: You have to like share the shower, Like, yo, can
Speaker 2: I get some here?
Speaker 3: Share the water? You'd have to be like excuse me,
Speaker 3: excuse me, let me rinse my eye. Like no, you
Speaker 3: can move the head and the shower. I mean sort of,
Speaker 3: But when you's out the shower, that's a different head.
Speaker 2: That's not the shower.
Speaker 3: When you're with your girl and it's like you're in
Speaker 3: the you know, I do that too. When you're in
Speaker 3: the shower, it's always fucking mad because then the other
Speaker 3: person's like kind of cold, waiting for the shower to
Speaker 3: the water to hit you, and you're like all right,
Speaker 3: and then you have to like like pivot around to
Speaker 3: so then you can get there's a way.
Speaker 4: There's ways to make people not be cold too, Like
Speaker 4: you could warm each other up on the water.
Speaker 2: Oh did you invent the hug? Bitch? What? I think
Speaker 2: We've covered this At my house, we have the double
Speaker 2: shower heads, right nice.
Speaker 3: Okay, money bags okay, go off. King.
Speaker 2: When we were like pitching our construction, like were you
Speaker 2: doing the bathrooms and all that, we were like, we
Speaker 2: want the double showers. We can show at the same time,
Speaker 2: don't have to be all over each other, all over
Speaker 2: each other, like Blake.
Speaker 3: Likes science, and they go, aw, I make sure I go.
Speaker 2: If you're shower, I'm going to shower, but your power.
Speaker 2: But you don't because we have two shower heads. You
Speaker 2: don't save water. And they were like, these are actually illegal.
Speaker 2: You can't have double showers anymore. And then when Trump
Speaker 2: became president of one of like the first things he
Speaker 2: did was he said, you can do two shower heads again.
Speaker 2: And the guy came to us and was like, apparently
Speaker 2: you could do it now, so it's not illegal, and
Speaker 2: we were like, fucking do it. We need to get
Speaker 2: grandfathered in before I think Biden, come damn, you don't
Speaker 2: need to shower.
Speaker 4: So Trump is probably in agreeance with me. Showering with
Speaker 4: your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fun.
Speaker 3: There's no the more the merrier.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, Trump is not in agrance with that, without a
Speaker 3: doubt he is in it. Sounds like that is part
Speaker 3: of his policy. No, no, no, he is willing to add
Speaker 3: an extra shower head. So then I mean, if that's
Speaker 3: the case and it's a larger shower, okay, it makes
Speaker 3: a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your
Speaker 3: how often is that? Because when you came over there,
Speaker 3: you didn't bring a swimsuit with to borrow a home No.
Speaker 4: I have, like my I have what I jogged in,
Speaker 4: which you can basically swim in.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like a like a runner short.
Speaker 2: And do you do you like pull the elastic out
Speaker 2: to like clean your dick and stuff or is that
Speaker 2: you just go I guess I'm not gonna watch my dick.
Speaker 2: You have to watch what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What is even the part of the shower The
Speaker 3: dick is what gets the most love in the shower. Well,
Speaker 3: I was sweaty, so I just need love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I just love the idea of Adam talking
Speaker 2: out loud in the shower and now time for the
Speaker 2: most love.
Speaker 3: Well, you got to really soap. You gotta get underneath
Speaker 3: the crevasses decreases.
Speaker 4: Obviously, one of the most important parts of the shower
Speaker 4: is to you know, soap up your asshole and like
Speaker 4: your your dick and balls and get not smelling. Of course,
Speaker 4: of course, of course you don't want your dick like
Speaker 4: a renegade of funk out there.
Speaker 3: You do not, Yes, much like most things, you don't
Speaker 3: want it to be a renegade of funk. No.
Speaker 4: No, like Rick James, I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be
Speaker 4: lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like
Speaker 4: soaping through the short, like through the short.
Speaker 2: But if you were, it doesn't go through the shorts home,
Speaker 2: it does, doesn't. I use a shower and a speedo
Speaker 2: with twenty other men and what have you got to
Speaker 2: pull the fucking suit open and wash your dick in
Speaker 2: front of everyone and goes this work for you?
Speaker 3: Would you in high school? Would you ever shower naked
Speaker 3: in the showers.
Speaker 2: No, this is what's crazy. So we would do an
Speaker 2: alumni swim meet every year where like old alumni would
Speaker 2: come back and swim against us blah blah blah. And
Speaker 2: for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college,
Speaker 2: they would shower with us. They would always get naked,
Speaker 2: very shagednic And then I went to college and I
Speaker 2: was like, I guess we're all about to be showering naked.
Speaker 2: Nobody showered naked.
Speaker 3: God, it was just like, well, did the guy have
Speaker 3: a huge cock? Was he just like stunting on these
Speaker 3: high school kids?
Speaker 2: Hang on, let me just.
Speaker 3: I know you took some mental photos.
Speaker 2: It wasn't one guy, it was numerous guys. It was
Speaker 2: like from my freshman year onto my senior year, people
Speaker 2: would come back and shower naked and.
Speaker 3: So rate their dicks one by one.
Speaker 4: They're obviously flexing on you kids. Yeah, they're bringing their
Speaker 4: grown man stuff.
Speaker 2: They're like, look at all these pews.
Speaker 3: But that's wild to do.
Speaker 2: It is weird.
Speaker 3: We had two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen.
Speaker 3: They would shower in the locker room.
Speaker 2: If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would shower in the locker rooms and butt
Speaker 3: fuck each other. I don't like it what they would
Speaker 3: bet bet each other over. But no, they would just
Speaker 3: shower butt naked and uh then actively be like, I know,
Speaker 3: you're dick smaller than this, Oh you're afraid to shower naked, pussy.
Speaker 3: And I'm like a freshman, dude, And I'm a freshman
Speaker 3: who's on crutches, like barely knowing, like barely being able
Speaker 3: to walk at this point, and be like, no, my
Speaker 3: dick's huge. It wasn't. My dick's huge huge, it's so huge,
Speaker 3: but prove it. Yes, guys are weird, dude. I don't
Speaker 3: like them.
Speaker 2: I don't like them.
Speaker 3: But then I did get a lot of love by
Speaker 3: shitting in the toilet without uh waltz, which.
Speaker 4: Which we've covered, Yeah, we've covered, thank god, the public
Speaker 4: the public parks with no doors.
Speaker 3: By the way, what are these guys Dick's big? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, I remember them being bigger than mine and
Speaker 3: way hairrier. They're like they have all their hairs at
Speaker 3: this and so that's just also intimidating.
Speaker 2: You're like, fuck, man, did you ever say it's no
Speaker 2: fair you've got all your hairs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you cut all your hairs. It's not even fair.
Speaker 4: It's like adding to your radius in circumference.
Speaker 3: It's crazy danger what.
Speaker 2: That one? Just what?
Speaker 4: Man? I don't know, Man, I'm so fed up with
Speaker 4: with fucking men.
Speaker 3: I'm still fed up with.
Speaker 4: The man in a sphere and like everybody talking about
Speaker 4: how big their dicks are and like as if it
Speaker 4: even matters.
Speaker 2: All right, do you think there was a guy with
Speaker 2: a bigger dick who could have been a hero. He
Speaker 2: could have taken off his towel or schwartz and gone
Speaker 2: and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick
Speaker 2: and not said anything, yeah, and made everybody feel better.
Speaker 2: Do you think that guy existed.
Speaker 3: In my freshman class?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: His name is Dan French.
Speaker 2: Well, the French are known to have big cops.
Speaker 3: Yes, his voice dropped so dramatically from eighth grade to
Speaker 3: ninth grade, right where I thought when I first met him,
Speaker 3: or not met him, when I first saw him freshman
Speaker 3: year and I'm like, what's up?
Speaker 4: Dan?
Speaker 3: He was like hey, Adam, and I'm like, I thought
Speaker 3: he was doing a joke.
Speaker 2: I'm like, right, hey, hey Dan, just kidding. We talk
Speaker 2: like this, right?
Speaker 3: And it dropped eleven octaves down, and I never saw
Speaker 3: Dan's dick, but I imagined that your voice cannot drop
Speaker 3: that far down and you have your dick and balls
Speaker 3: don't grow with it.
Speaker 2: So I was just like, I think that's a it's
Speaker 2: a ball's thing, right, Like, if you have a deep voice,
Speaker 2: you have big ball, you're a monster.
Speaker 3: Again, I like, I think.
Speaker 2: It's because if it's so big, you can suck your
Speaker 2: own dick and then that coats your throat.
Speaker 3: No, I've made this point. I've made this point.
Speaker 4: I think that it would be so educational if we
Speaker 4: would just disrobe all the men of history and compare
Speaker 4: balls dick and see if there is something correlation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've covered We've covered this, right.
Speaker 2: They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.
Speaker 3: Well it was very small, but that's one dick we have. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want to know. I want to see it across
Speaker 3: the whole timeline. I think it would really add to
Speaker 3: our species.
Speaker 2: This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I just go I'd watch that movie you
Speaker 6: go back in time to to pants guy pants people.
Speaker 6: I love it, lift up their togas and then you
Speaker 6: run into yourself and you're like, listen.
Speaker 2: Abe Lincoln's dick.
Speaker 3: Well, we kind of do not pants him the plaster.
Speaker 3: The plaster casters have done that a little bit with
Speaker 3: rock stars in the sixth seventies.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, oh yeah, that woman.
Speaker 3: Was it just was it just one woman or was
Speaker 3: it like a gaggle of groupies? A gaggle.
Speaker 2: I think there's one the top dog, like the MJ
Speaker 2: the Michael Jackson of it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: And then probably other people did it too.
Speaker 3: Look at plaster casters because it was a I wonder
Speaker 3: whose dicks they have cast, because that would be interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, I know they've got Jimmy Hendrix has that fucking branch, just.
Speaker 3: A howl going, oh you need another four inches? Yeah,
Speaker 3: plaster casters. Who do they have here? Cynthia plaster caster, Cynthia,
Speaker 3: great name, she's now seventy four. Imagine this is your
Speaker 3: cool grandma. You're like kind of stoked. Yeah, she's so
Speaker 3: fucking cool. She as cool as fuck.
Speaker 2: She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick, but
Speaker 2: she's cool.
Speaker 3: She is san dropping.
Speaker 2: Let me just plaster it real quick, grandma, not the.
Speaker 3: Time, dude.
Speaker 4: Jimmy's got some girth, so she's got Jimmy Hendrix. It
Speaker 4: doesn't say like how big these cocks are, which I
Speaker 4: would love to see them. Jimmy Hendrix and Noel Redding
Speaker 4: who also is in the Jimmy Henderson Experience, Eric Burden
Speaker 4: from The Animals, Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin.
Speaker 2: Oh she died three years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh RP. I don't think God, we're not going to kill.
Speaker 2: Her coming up April twenty first flowers to her.
Speaker 4: She got guys from fog Hat and Beach Boys, people
Speaker 4: from Zappa's band.
Speaker 2: She's from Chicago.
Speaker 3: Oh well, she's kind of just getting cocks off of
Speaker 3: like random brother. She's a UIC Flan, Jello Bifra from
Speaker 3: a Singer of the Dead Kennedy's. Oh yeah, sure, like
Speaker 3: she's she's got a lot of cocks. I don't think
Speaker 3: you have to get people in Zappa's like Bann. I
Speaker 3: don't think she needed to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh Blake, what do you think she should do? You
Speaker 2: fucking man explain her.
Speaker 3: She got karen O from the Yayas in two thousand.
Speaker 4: And she got Buried Bono, the road manager of the Rascals, Like,
Speaker 4: come on, we don't need that.
Speaker 2: John smothers the bodyguard of Frank.
Speaker 3: We don't need that.
Speaker 2: He's not a smother's brother.
Speaker 3: We don't need that cock.
Speaker 2: But can you imagine, like.
Speaker 6: Is she just asking she was digging in the crates
Speaker 6: a little bit.
Speaker 3: She's like got another one. Yes she has Jeff Small's
Speaker 3: a fan of the Grateful Dead. Uh huh, fuck it.
Speaker 2: She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink Like, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: where he was on January sixth. He's getting this cock molded. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: that's crazy good for him.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why you would think. I kind of thought
Speaker 3: there's gonna be more like she got Bruce Springsteen, Frank Zappa,
Speaker 3: like Ozzy Osbourne. It's like, this is a bunch of
Speaker 3: irrelevant cock. Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had like
Speaker 3: Jimmy Hendrick. She started all she's so strong.
Speaker 2: You guys aren't going to understand this. What but okay,
Speaker 2: because this is so I noticed she's from Chicago. She
Speaker 2: went to you. I see she got a mold of
Speaker 2: Jan Terry. Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician
Speaker 2: who's on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Oh down, down, goblin. Actually, I want to say, doun goblin.
Speaker 3: It's actually fucking sick, Adam that get down Goblin. She's dope, dude,
Speaker 3: she's a legend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well she got molded. I don't know what she
Speaker 2: got molded.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're molding something. It's science.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Jan Terry. Absolutely, what's she up to?
Speaker 3: Living the dreams? I don't want to lose it? And
Speaker 3: they got bodyguards. This is this is actually pretty crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm a little disappointed that she's not getting She
Speaker 3: started off strong, like she she cast two of her friends,
Speaker 3: and then her fourth cast I get. I don't know
Speaker 3: who the first cast was. It doesn't say, but the
Speaker 3: fourth cast was Jimmy Hendricks. Yeah. So then she's thinking,
Speaker 3: are you reading the sameless Dian for me? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 3: he's fourth for US two three four.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so she got Jimmy Hendrix. So then after that,
Speaker 3: I think she's going like, I'm gonna get all the
Speaker 3: biggest rock stars. And then her second was Noel Redding,
Speaker 3: who was the bass player for Jimmy Hender's experience. So
Speaker 3: that's probably the same day she's like, wow, bang out
Speaker 3: the no it was no it even has dates for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: A month later, Yeah, so she's like, yeah, I got Jimmy.
Speaker 4: And then her next.
Speaker 3: One was Don Ogilv, the road manager for Mandela the
Speaker 3: Band now six.
Speaker 2: She got the the singer from the Yeah Yah Yas.
Speaker 3: She was just like, give me your Cox if you
Speaker 3: got one. She got Peaches, remember that song? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: Peach is still out on the road. She teaches the peaches. Well,
Speaker 3: I mean, how what sucks is this can't exist nowadays?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? She'd get canceled in some
Speaker 3: way about casting Cox.
Speaker 2: Well she's dead.
Speaker 3: Well, I know I'm saying another as someone who really
Speaker 3: idolized her and is to Cynthia.
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know,
Speaker 4: like if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems.
Speaker 3: Well, you know she's approaching it with give me your cocks?
Speaker 2: Is that's all school?
Speaker 3: That's all you do?
Speaker 2: Want to know? I do want to hear the pitch,
Speaker 2: like originally, what is she saying, like this is a
Speaker 2: good idea for you? Because what right?
Speaker 3: I need you to come over here because it's fun?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: We got to sit with a bunch of wet newspaper
Speaker 2: on your cop I don't know they do it. It's
Speaker 2: like paper mache or what I think the kind it
Speaker 2: is a right or and is she is she doing
Speaker 2: something to like your balls, to like keep you there.
Speaker 3: I would love to watch the process. Now we say
Speaker 3: it a hard, hard cock, a hard todd Phil, free
Speaker 3: to look up anything else.
Speaker 2: It's about to be. There's no way any of these
Speaker 2: dudes are like, yeah, be sure and get my fucking
Speaker 2: soft penis casted for ever, for eternity. Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 3: Okay. So in college, when her art teacher gave the
Speaker 3: classic assignment to plass cast something solid that they could
Speaker 3: retain its shape, she had the idea to create a
Speaker 3: life cast of an erect penis. Yeah, she gets it,
Speaker 3: which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So
Speaker 3: she would get them hard to cast the penis and
Speaker 3: then it would sly slink on back slink and return
Speaker 3: to cender slink. Yeah. I love that.
Speaker 4: Damn well, good for I hope she got an A
Speaker 4: and class. That's really original.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she got a A in life, got on.
Speaker 3: She found her calling right there because she did it forever.
Speaker 3: She started in sixty eight and her last cast was
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen. She died with Jan Terry. What a run
Speaker 3: is Dan Terry?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 4: No, I thought that was her last one, but actually
Speaker 4: it was Lias case six. No, I see the last
Speaker 4: one is uh Jan Terry right here December fifteenth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the woman. Look at the last man, Oh,
Speaker 3: the last man and the singer is that white family,
Speaker 3: that white family, that band that we all know.
Speaker 2: You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise.
Speaker 3: That would be incredible. I mean probably well the cruise.
Speaker 3: By the way, we we've I think released who we
Speaker 3: have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements
Speaker 3: for the cruise. I want people to know that we are.
Speaker 4: Still working and people are asking, like, are the wizards
Speaker 4: going to show up?
Speaker 3: More than likely. I do believe a portal will open
Speaker 3: up to another realm, but they're impossible to book that
Speaker 3: you can book those guys.
Speaker 4: It's just like you're opening the portal. You're hoping something
Speaker 4: walks through, but you never.
Speaker 3: You're hoping something walks through. You don't know, and we
Speaker 3: can't even open the portal. Porta will just open. And
Speaker 3: did it happen every live show that we did thirty
Speaker 3: times thirty times in a row, Yes, it did. It did. Weirdly,
Speaker 3: it did weird that they're fans of us, so and
Speaker 3: we're fans of them. So yeah, I do believe the
Speaker 3: Wizards will come back around.
Speaker 2: I went down a fucking k hole, Jan Terry Merch.
Speaker 2: There we go, you worming it it fucking slinking.
Speaker 3: We are working on some pretty big musical guests for
Speaker 3: the for the podcast. Yes, some exciting names being through,
Speaker 3: some big A listers.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't say, yeah, we can't. It's a tough
Speaker 2: thing to book because it's so far in advance. Ye dudes, ladies,
Speaker 2: it's exciting. It's exciting stuff it is.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. I can't wait to be on that
Speaker 4: boat with my boys.
Speaker 3: And that some of the games that they that we're
Speaker 3: saying we're gonna do, we're not gonna do that s
Speaker 3: what is what? What was deep throat dive?
Speaker 2: And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet
Speaker 2: we get all sorts of musicians signing.
Speaker 3: The good one. We'll get the cool ones. We're gonna
Speaker 3: get cool ones. Yeah, what was deep throat diver or what?
Speaker 3: I think? Isaac added that added that last minute and
Speaker 3: like there's one there was one that's just called cool kids.
Speaker 4: Hang.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I think we could do a hangout for sure.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be hanging out on the ship for four
Speaker 3: days straight.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we need to call it cool kids,
Speaker 3: because then what we're not even invited. Dude, it's just
Speaker 3: gonna be a bunch of kids. We're not even allowed
Speaker 3: to go hanging this this cool kid's lounge. Yeah. But
Speaker 3: then again, there was that deep throat dive thing.
Speaker 4: That's the one Blake kept saying. But we're doing the
Speaker 4: deep throw dive right, Yeah, like we could. I did
Speaker 4: not improve that. That was something Isaac added to the flyer.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was with me in mind, But.
Speaker 2: Blake, do you have a gag reflex?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 2: Adam does not?
Speaker 3: Yes, No, I do. I absolutely do. I would be
Speaker 3: so good, dick, and I'm not that's not even a joke.
Speaker 3: I just know that that I will not for a fact.
Speaker 3: I don't know. For a fact, I absolutely know I
Speaker 3: would be as well. To be honest, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I thought you said you have a bad gag grave,
Speaker 4: So just because you gag doesn't mean you can't freaking
Speaker 4: do a freaking number on somebody's unit.
Speaker 3: Doesn't.
Speaker 2: Ye when you when you.
Speaker 3: Put that Last Forever Man? Can we stop? And I'm
Speaker 3: not telling unit and I'm not telling.
Speaker 4: Producers to edit that out because I stand by what
Speaker 4: I just said, but they sometimes you just got to pinch.
Speaker 3: Yourself and be like Last Forever Man. Yeah. So so
Speaker 3: here's what more fun with this is on the cruise.
Speaker 3: More fun with pickleball tournament. I think we had approved
Speaker 3: that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise and
Speaker 3: then he told us he doesn't like us, so yeah,
Speaker 3: and then a cool Kids Only kickback, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4: We're going to do a lot of really fun ship
Speaker 4: that's going to be way better than this.
Speaker 3: So if you read cool Kids Only Kickback and you're like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to do that, just
Speaker 3: know we're not doing that ship. Yeah. Guess that Dodo
Speaker 3: doing dick plasters you were doing. Yes, we're plaster casting
Speaker 3: everyone's cock hard cock on the ship. Kind of have
Speaker 3: to write wait till your dick SLINKs that, yeah, and
Speaker 3: then slink out. We'll get a plaster caster. Kind of
Speaker 3: a good idea. Guess that Dodo tune? What the fuck
Speaker 3: is that? Dude? What is that? What is that?
Speaker 2: Does someone say, dude, like you have to do do
Speaker 2: the song?
Speaker 3: Okay, DJ party with Blake Anderson, Dude, am I not invited?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What the fuck? If you're doing a DJ party, I'm
Speaker 3: their homie. Of course you will. I'm there, of course, sir.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but
Speaker 3: you're there.
Speaker 2: Like Adam doesn't want to hear that. Adam might be
Speaker 2: on the three.
Speaker 3: I might want to spend some music. I might want
Speaker 3: people to like the music. I want people to like
Speaker 3: like the music and have a good time. And if
Speaker 3: you're DJ and only eight shots, then they might not.
Speaker 3: So Okay, the dudely wed game, I don't know. That
Speaker 3: sounds fun. That sounds fun, that's great. What is that?
Speaker 2: That's like best friends answering questions about each other, like
Speaker 2: when you're making whoopie.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a good one. Okay, all right, we'll do
Speaker 3: that one. That's a good deep throat dive. I don't
Speaker 3: know what that's what. Isaac added, We approved the flyer.
Speaker 3: Isaac added, we approved it, and I approved. I was
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, as far as this stuff just we're
Speaker 3: gonna do. I mean, I want to do a casino night.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I you know, what.
Speaker 2: Does that mean. Isn't there just a casino?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be that we're there hosting, like uh, you know,
Speaker 3: they give us the microphone. We're in there throwing money,
Speaker 3: ron can you.
Speaker 2: Imagine trying to gamble, but Adam Devine is walking around.
Speaker 3: Talking, well, chill, please just stop, just shut up. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to I'm good. He's a lucky shot. Bartending appearances,
Speaker 3: well yeah, I feel like I feel like we're gonna
Speaker 3: behind every bar, even when the cruise is like, please
Speaker 3: stop and stop. You're handing away all the liquor. Please.
Speaker 2: You just gave them a style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be a good time. Dive deetro dive.
Speaker 3: We've got a pool and damn it, we're gonna use
Speaker 3: it for some good, healthy fun, a beer chugging contest
Speaker 3: but with swimming. More details to come. Well, now that
Speaker 3: they've spelled it out, like that does sound kind of fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought it was something way different that Isaac okay
Speaker 3: and high roller casino tournaments Okay, Yeah, so some of
Speaker 3: the stuff, I think we just need more explanation as
Speaker 3: to exactly what this is.
Speaker 2: And look at fucking Isaac burning us here in the
Speaker 2: fucking comments section the Kings of undermining their own gigs.
Speaker 3: Oh, Isaac, shut up, dude, you undermine our entire careers.
Speaker 2: You think I'm undermining Adam saying how annoying it would
Speaker 2: be in a gamble with him walking around? Interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're uplifting, dude. I'm saying that it's going to
Speaker 3: be awesome and I don't need the fucking flyer and
Speaker 3: say cool kids only kickback. That sounds fucking dumb as shit.
Speaker 3: We're not even the cool kids, donkey, we don't even know.
Speaker 2: But what's the description of that. We got to know
Speaker 2: the description of that. What's the description of the cool
Speaker 2: kids kickback?
Speaker 3: I feel like we're not cool kids, nor do we
Speaker 3: relate to the cool kids only? To me?
Speaker 4: I want to say the non cool kids only kickback,
Speaker 4: and then everybody on the ship get them fucking.
Speaker 3: Party the non cool kid plaster castor dick, get your
Speaker 3: dicks plaster.
Speaker 2: I do like how Adam's like, no one on this
Speaker 2: cruise is cool.
Speaker 3: None, none kids the cool kids allowed? Yeah, fuck, don't
Speaker 3: try to be too cool.
Speaker 2: The TII guys are the official party gods.
Speaker 3: This doesn't Okay, well this doesn't explain the kickpack. The
Speaker 3: TII guys are the official party gods, booze bangers whatever
Speaker 3: that means, bros and girls too. Obviously, the ship Exclusive
Speaker 3: Kickback will have everything your frat party hard could ever
Speaker 3: desire without having to go to college.
Speaker 2: So here's my question. We didn't we weren't in frats.
Speaker 2: I don't so our I mean, I guess is our
Speaker 2: fan base freddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some some some of them and some not.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a little bit of like, we're good,
Speaker 2: you're not coming in here vibe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to work good You're not coming
Speaker 3: in here vibe on our ship. That's why the cool
Speaker 3: Kids Only I don't like the sound of it.
Speaker 2: We're all inclusive because that's gonna happen. They're going to
Speaker 2: be like, you're not allowed to come into your own party,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna go fuck.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Although Adam will fight security.
Speaker 3: I will shower with people, I will co shower. So
Speaker 3: the cool Kids Only Kickback is for the whole ship.
Speaker 3: So then just say kick back with the guys, kick
Speaker 3: Back or party with the with the guys or only
Speaker 3: the wordage of it bothers me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we've you know, we're all about it's exclusionary.
Speaker 2: Ye, thank you.
Speaker 3: We're in all include lusive ship. Well we're inclusive. What
Speaker 3: why are you laughing? Yeah?
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 2: We are an all inclusive ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking about showering with my boys.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want a moment? Yeah, give you a moment.
Speaker 4: No, dude, I like that you went over. Did you
Speaker 4: shower with the Tiba?
Speaker 3: Is that what happened? We never got to know.
Speaker 4: I just was like, that is a I said, I'm
Speaker 4: actually going to talk about this on the podcast because
Speaker 4: I would like to hear my bro's opinion on this.
Speaker 3: And what did Tiba say?
Speaker 2: He was like cool.
Speaker 3: I was like, I really gotta go if you can leave,
Speaker 3: like shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah that's fire.
Speaker 3: I gotta go. But the other day, when I was
Speaker 3: up in La, I was like, I get breakfast a
Speaker 3: lot with a Tiva and Blake and you know. And
Speaker 3: so I was up there and it was early and
Speaker 3: I go, hey, breakfast slash lunch. And I said to
Speaker 3: Blake and Atiba and and Blake was like weirdly KG
Speaker 3: and was like I'm good, and I'm like, okay, the fuck.
Speaker 3: And then now and he's like, and by the way,
Speaker 3: don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm busy. I'm like, all right, fuck right, And then
Speaker 3: I hit up a Tiba and Atiba just goes Milan
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what I look up? Tiba's just in Milan, Dude,
Speaker 3: that's pretty good. Yeah, he's just all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he never stops cool, right, star.
Speaker 3: He'd be in that cool kid hang only kickback that's
Speaker 3: for damnsor yeah, he's got to play the life.
Speaker 4: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams, her poison?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question.
Speaker 3: What I guess I would like to No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to take back the whole shower.
Speaker 2: I would take backs or lean In's Yeah, double double
Speaker 2: double downs.
Speaker 3: Well, I would like to double down.
Speaker 4: You know, at least in California, it's important to conserve water.
Speaker 4: I think one good way would be not having two
Speaker 4: shower heads, but just having two people to one shower
Speaker 4: head shower as a friendship. And you know, there's nothing
Speaker 4: wrong with that. Yeah, like, that's why we need the water.
Speaker 4: That's why we need the water to grow.
Speaker 3: The grow the fruits in the notes. That makes sense,
Speaker 3: central valid.
Speaker 4: It's a clothe you know what. It's a clothed friendship shower.
Speaker 4: If you guys want to take a shower with your
Speaker 4: friend and your bathing, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: M me a photo of you guys doing it. That
Speaker 3: would be awesome, Dude, a photo.
Speaker 2: Send him a picture of a log.
Speaker 3: Are open for that? It was Billy zaying this week
Speaker 3: or last week? Because we don't want anyone to die.
Speaker 2: I can't tell. I put this jacket back on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were in the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: I think that was last last week. Yeah, still this week.
Speaker 2: Don't want them to die, and let's eat some vegetables.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to die.
Speaker 3: Either, Yeah, no deaths uh. And I stand by everything
Speaker 3: I said this week. So this was a great episode
Speaker 3: of sing this one with me.
Speaker 2: Miss chuck Berry. You can't play root sixties.
Speaker 3: So imagine he's singing this while he's pissing on someone's
Speaker 3: face and farting in someone's mouth. Can't play like Johnny
Speaker 3: my Dingling.
Speaker 2: So I don't run, run, Rudolf. The signs were come Rudolph.
Speaker 3: He plays. Oh sure, dude, if you create this song,
Speaker 3: you could fart in people's mouths without a doubt. You
Speaker 3: get free rain, all right. I like doing that.
Speaker 2: I like doing that.
Speaker 3: That's real pee in people's mouths.