Speaker 1: Hello, I feel like my voice is warmed up a
Speaker 1: little Andrea Barber. Yeah, I still got to push a
Speaker 1: little bit on them. Yeah, yeah, sorry, that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: You know we sound great. That for the first episode
Speaker 1: warmed my voice up a little bit, though, I definitely
Speaker 1: did feel a little bit a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a vocal warm up, like an
Speaker 2: hour long, an hour long vocal warm up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I have an update. I have an update, because update
Speaker 2: regarding what regarding the how we Know Bye Bye episode,
Speaker 2: which I know, I know they don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about it ever again. Yes, so that episode just aired
Speaker 2: a few days ago, and so we we had asked
Speaker 2: in that episode, how many times did Michelle say Howie?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Yes, and our fans have counted, Our fans have counted.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait what I want to guess?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I already know, so I can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want you to guess, I'm gonna say like
Speaker 1: I want to say, like seventy something, but that feels excessive.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, don't try to read my face.
Speaker 1: You just looked at you, you glanced and you were like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm shutting, and the look that I saw on your
Speaker 1: face sort of said like, I mean, it could be,
Speaker 1: but you might actually be right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say sixty three. No, No, you're You're totally
Speaker 2: trying to read my expression and I'm trying to be
Speaker 2: stone faced, poker faced.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm final answer, final answer, fifty seven. No,
Speaker 1: but you're close, damn it?
Speaker 2: What Okay?
Speaker 1: So wait, wait, wait wait is it prices price, prices right,
Speaker 1: rules closest but not over.
Speaker 2: You went over. You went over, sorry, but not by much,
Speaker 2: not by too much. Really, Yeah, So thank you to
Speaker 2: at Denny underscore nine point one.
Speaker 1: Okay for the answer, Okay.
Speaker 2: Forty eight times forty forty eight times eight and that's
Speaker 2: just Michelle. Oh see, I.
Speaker 1: Was I was thinking I was counting.
Speaker 2: Whole the entire show, which was why my first thing
Speaker 2: was seventy. But just Michelle says it, that's probably closer.
Speaker 2: It just Michelle says, Howie, really.
Speaker 1: Eight lines in the whole damn episode.
Speaker 2: My god, that's excessive. That is excessive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'm impressed. That is dedication. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Eight times Michelle alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, that is how that's why it's stuck in
Speaker 2: her head. Maybe that's why we yeah, we didn't love
Speaker 2: the episode, and that the fans were like split, like
Speaker 2: they either loved the episode or they hated it.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like the Michelle crowd was probably like,
Speaker 1: we loved it because because Michelle.
Speaker 2: They loved it. They were like, oh, we disagree with
Speaker 2: your great up road.
Speaker 1: That's okay, Yeah, it's okay to have a different range
Speaker 1: of the toddler, all of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: But then oh yeah, they thought it was so sweet.
Speaker 2: And then there's those of us that are like, God,
Speaker 2: turn the TV off, like we never want to see
Speaker 2: this episode again. Yeah, it was. It was a lot.
Speaker 1: And now that I know that we heard Michelle alone
Speaker 1: say howie forty eight times, I know exactly why. That's
Speaker 1: too many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't need it's too many times. That's too
Speaker 2: many lines for a two year old. Also, forty too
Speaker 2: many lines? Yeah yeah, yeah, how was it? Just in
Speaker 2: that that crib scene she says how we know bye bye,
Speaker 2: like at least ten times just in that right?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you. Date.
Speaker 2: So people keep keep answering our question, please do read
Speaker 2: they do read them.
Speaker 1: We're fascinated. Uh and I yeah, I knew it was excited,
Speaker 1: knew it was accessible.
Speaker 2: I'll try to make a concerted effort to write it
Speaker 2: down and talk.
Speaker 1: Anything over fifteen is excessive. Forty eight times.
Speaker 2: Forty eight is just that's a that's a crime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she should get a restraining order filed against her
Speaker 1: just for saying his name that many times in one
Speaker 1: twenty two minute episode of television.
Speaker 2: They should write it into the child labor laws that
Speaker 2: two year olds aren't allowed to say Howie forty eight times?
Speaker 2: You got twelve, that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and those twelve times can't be in one scene.
Speaker 2: No, no, you have spread it out through through the
Speaker 2: twenty two minutes. Yes, yes, that's true.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, so thank you, thank you for the
Speaker 1: Howie updates.
Speaker 2: Although I feel like at this point we've said it more.
Speaker 1: We've said the name more times in the first five
Speaker 1: minutes of this show than we did the whole time
Speaker 1: on nine episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting triggered.
Speaker 1: I am, I am you know what. Yeah, I'm missing Howie.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're not.
Speaker 1: We'll always talk about him, you know. I need to
Speaker 1: feel like I need to see him. Where is he
Speaker 1: or her? They where are they? They? Yeah? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: comes back?
Speaker 2: How he comes back for the wedding, So we can
Speaker 2: just reserve our judgment for got it that whenever whatever
Speaker 2: season the wedding is, it's next season three four. I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't. I have no clue, Like if well, I
Speaker 2: would not be able to tell you what seas episode
Speaker 2: we have it to be continued. So is this our
Speaker 2: first two parter? This is our second? This is our second.
Speaker 2: We had one in season one where Jesse is like,
Speaker 2: I gotta move kids kids. That was a t to
Speaker 2: be continued, and this is our this is the only
Speaker 2: one of season two.
Speaker 1: I believe. Wait, wasn't the wasn't the one was the
Speaker 1: one where he was going to move out like the
Speaker 1: last two episodes of the season or No, Now that was.
Speaker 2: Early and we talked about that. That was no, but
Speaker 2: it was it was like the penultimate.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is the penultimate. Also, so
Speaker 1: the last two seasons ended, So each season has ended
Speaker 1: so far with a two parter because we only have
Speaker 1: one more episode out.
Speaker 2: I thought episode I thought season one we said that
Speaker 2: the two parter should have been the ending, but then
Speaker 2: we had the Kirk Cameron episode, just one of the guys,
Speaker 2: which didn't feel like a season a season closer.
Speaker 1: That was the season end, I think probably because it
Speaker 1: was so probably though, because at the time it was
Speaker 1: so big.
Speaker 2: It was a big get to get him, that's true.
Speaker 1: So it was probably that was probably why it was
Speaker 1: the season ender, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: At the time, it would have been a big like
Speaker 2: a big deal. It was May sweeps, right, but that
Speaker 2: sweeps used to be a thing back in the day
Speaker 2: where in November, Yeah, November and May, that's when everybody
Speaker 2: puts their best episodes on TV to try to get
Speaker 2: the best ratings. Yeah, that was probably I think success. Okay,
Speaker 2: so that's probably.
Speaker 1: Why it ended on that. Maybe maybe it was gonna
Speaker 1: be the two part episode that we ended on, but
Speaker 1: they were like, no, we'll get better ratings, let's add it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: whatever it was, We're in another two parter and I
Speaker 1: have a lot of thoughts on this first part.
Speaker 2: This is so good, Like, this is such a good
Speaker 2: episode that I don't think I've ever seen and I
Speaker 2: was like, what where has this episode been my whole life?
Speaker 2: This was Oh my god, it you don't Oh, that's true.
Speaker 2: Because you wait, I wasn't in it.
Speaker 1: No, you weren't in it, and I all I remember
Speaker 1: is the fabulous like.
Speaker 2: Great years. Yeah. Yeah, we would repeat that line for
Speaker 2: the rest of the series. How can you not It's
Speaker 2: so catchy. Okay, anyways, let me officially start this podcast. Hello,
Speaker 2: and welcome back to How Rude Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber
Speaker 2: and I'm Jody Sweeten. Today we're discussing season two, episode
Speaker 2: twenty one, the penultimate episode of season two, titled Luck
Speaker 2: Be a Lady Pardon one. Obviously, this is referring to
Speaker 2: the classic Frank Sinatra song of the same name.
Speaker 1: That's the guy. It's from Guys and Dolls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Guys and Dolls too true. This originally aired
Speaker 2: April twenty eighth, nineteen eighty nine, and it goes almost
Speaker 2: almost to the day. Yeah, almost thirty five years to
Speaker 2: the day. Yes, today's April twenty fifth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, right, what a coincidence? Uh? And it
Speaker 2: goes a little something like this. Danny and Becky have
Speaker 2: their morning talk show live for the first time at
Speaker 2: a casino hotel in Lake Tahoe. Jesse's dreams of Romantic
Speaker 2: moments with Becky are threatened by a film star and
Speaker 2: Joey and the girls turned to gambling.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's passed him first of all. That sounds dark.
Speaker 1: Joey and the girls turned to gambling like they're desperate, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Becky's getting threatened by a film star and Joey and
Speaker 1: the girls are turning to gambling. Right, Because you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of things happen in Lake Tahoe.
Speaker 2: This is it's it's very ominous. But they packed a
Speaker 2: lot into these twenty two minutes. No wonder, it's a
Speaker 2: two parter.
Speaker 1: They're up in Tahoe. You know who we last Tahoe?
Speaker 1: Oh no, the bullets, the ripper with the ratail, but no.
Speaker 2: Living ratl Sorry, I got excited. Okay, he should have
Speaker 2: made a cameo in this appearance in this in this episode.
Speaker 1: Well he's maybe he turned to gambling. He was kicked
Speaker 1: out of the band. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyways, we love a ripper with the rat tail. Anyways,
Speaker 2: back to like, we're sorry, guys, we are very unhinged today.
Speaker 2: Just buckle up. This was directed by Billy Fastaff Coffee
Speaker 2: Coffee Coffee, and it was written by a lot of people.
Speaker 2: The story was by Rob Dames and Bill Frasier, and
Speaker 2: the teleplay was by Dennis Frinstler and Mark Warren.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: So all these writing teams are getting credits right on
Speaker 2: the same time.
Speaker 1: Well because the story is like the idea right, but
Speaker 1: the teleplay actually right words and that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Robin Bill say, hey, let's do an episode in
Speaker 2: like Tahoe at a casino hotel, and Dennis and Mark
Speaker 2: were like, we'll write the dialogue. Yeah, got it. We
Speaker 2: have some fabulous guest stars this week at the Yes,
Speaker 2: we have Lewis Avolos as the fabulous mister Santana. This
Speaker 2: guy is a legend. Yeah. He is best known for
Speaker 2: doing six hundred and fifty episodes of The Electric Company
Speaker 2: that I Yes, loved The Electric Company. Of course you did,
Speaker 2: of course you did.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: This guy is just he's everywhere, He's everywhere you look.
Speaker 2: He did guest appearances on Benson Fresno, You Again, hanging
Speaker 2: with mister Cooper Like You Again show, wasn't that Oh?
Speaker 2: So I wonder if what if they knew each other.
Speaker 2: I wonder if John brought up I don't know if
Speaker 2: this guy is just he's so good, he's so perfectly
Speaker 2: cast in this role. Great, oh man, I just can't
Speaker 2: sing his praises enough. And then we have Steve Bond
Speaker 2: as Todd Masters.
Speaker 1: Steve, Steve Bond, Steve Bond.
Speaker 2: He's best known as Jimmy Lee Holt in General Hospital,
Speaker 2: so one of John brought him.
Speaker 1: Over from Little h crossover action here. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was also Mac Blake in Santa Barbara, So this
Speaker 2: is a soap guy. He's a soap star. And last,
Speaker 2: but certainly not least, we have Sandra Wilde as waitress,
Speaker 2: no name, just waitress. Yeah. She did guest appearances on Walker,
Speaker 2: Texas Ranger and Star Trek Deep Space nine. And then
Speaker 2: she has a lot of credits in movies like California,
Speaker 2: Hot Wax, Body Waves, and Inside Out for so, just
Speaker 2: make of that what you will. I will not editorialize.
Speaker 1: I have questions as to the first three Inside Outs.
Speaker 2: How much Morgan there be put inside?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Though there's what is it?
Speaker 1: All I'm picturing is it's like those little laparoscopic cameras.
Speaker 1: A sorry, okay, I'm sorry, we have to we have to.
Speaker 1: Oh god, we have to do a show. Okay, you're
Speaker 1: so distracted. Now, you're so distracted. Right, put her out
Speaker 1: of your mind. Put her out of your mind until
Speaker 1: she comes up in that scene. Okay, but it makes
Speaker 1: sense once you see that, once you see then it's.
Speaker 2: All it all makes sense. Yes, good for great Okay, No,
Speaker 2: no disrespect at all. It's just's very talented things that
Speaker 2: this is what we do. No one is safe. This
Speaker 2: is what we do, No one is safe. We open
Speaker 2: our teaser. In the kitchen, Danny has just prepared lunch
Speaker 2: for Michelle, but when he walks over to place it
Speaker 2: on the table, she isn't at her seat. She walks
Speaker 2: in from around the corner on all fours, barking like
Speaker 2: a dog. Danny smiles and crouches down to greet her.
Speaker 1: What have we here?
Speaker 2: She tells, I'm a doggie, and then she instructs Danny
Speaker 2: daddy be a doggie. He agrees, and he gets on
Speaker 2: his hands and knees and starts barking. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: Bob is such a good sport in this. It was
Speaker 2: so cute though, and it was like it was also very.
Speaker 1: Indicative of like the way he would play with his kids,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like that Bob was he was very much like he
Speaker 2: was a very hands on dad, and it's very evident
Speaker 2: in this teaser. So Michelle pats his head and says,
Speaker 2: nice doggie. She throws a carrot out in the distance
Speaker 2: and orders him to go get it. He tells her,
Speaker 2: all right, but I'm not sleeping outside tonight, and while
Speaker 2: Danny Will still in character, gets the carrot and brings
Speaker 2: it back to Michelle, and this game continues through the
Speaker 2: end of the teaser.
Speaker 1: They I love Ashley, Mary Kate used to love pretending
Speaker 1: to be doggies and oh yeah, they were at a
Speaker 1: stage and I seem to remember I seem to remember
Speaker 1: h Fox and Dashels sort of going through it too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where you would hold them and my even
Speaker 1: my kids were they and they'd want to like the
Speaker 1: side of your face. They find that Evan, You're like stop, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a very toddler thing to do, but they, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very like all right, well, let's right it into
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: And we're not Evento the Comet years yet, like this
Speaker 2: is pre Comet and they were still very into dogs.
Speaker 2: Uh So in Michelle's room, Danny holds up two dresses
Speaker 2: and asks which one Michelle wants to take on their
Speaker 2: trip to Lake Tahoe. Michelle points to both and says
Speaker 2: that one Danny looks discouraged. Oh yeah, I'm looking forward
Speaker 2: to those shopping years. And Michelle is sporting what becomes
Speaker 2: her signature ponytail, the little the little.
Speaker 1: Poof on top tree on top of the head.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that she She wore that style for many,
Speaker 2: many years. Jesse walks in with Joey and he's carrying
Speaker 2: a suitcase. He flings it on the ground and says
Speaker 2: this will be big enough for Michelle. Michelle says, okay,
Speaker 2: Jesse and sits in the suitcase. I guess she calls
Speaker 2: him Jesse too.
Speaker 1: Not for Jesse.
Speaker 2: Jesse to everyone they won't be seeing much of him
Speaker 2: this weekend, as he is going to spend every moment
Speaker 2: with Becky. Danny reminds him this is a work trip
Speaker 2: and it's their first show on location. Danny continues, if
Speaker 2: this goes well, I might get more free vacations. Jesse admits,
Speaker 2: I just hope she can keep her mind on her work,
Speaker 2: because this weekend, I'm gonna tell Becky those three little
Speaker 2: words that every woman wants to hear. Joey puts his
Speaker 2: hand on his chest, Honey, I'm wrong. Yes, Jesse smirks
Speaker 2: that those are the two weeks. Yes, I've read three words.
Speaker 2: Joey has it right yet, Yes, that is more meaningful
Speaker 2: than any other three word phrase. Jesse Smirkson says, I
Speaker 2: love you, and Joey gasps, I am so touched, and
Speaker 2: they both break out in laughter, which felt like real.
Speaker 1: This looked was a genuine yea, a genuine one was
Speaker 1: happening before that moment, but that was that was an
Speaker 1: actual laugh between the two of them.
Speaker 2: That was a real laugh, not a sitcom laugh. Danny
Speaker 2: walks over in points out that Jesse and Becky have
Speaker 2: been going out for a long time. You haven't told
Speaker 2: her I love you yet. Jesse sighs. Oh, you know
Speaker 2: how Becky is. She likes to take things slow, and
Speaker 2: I didn't want to scare her off. But guys, I
Speaker 2: am crazy about this girl, and I can't keep my
Speaker 2: feelings in any longer. I'm gonna take her in my arms.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna passionately look into her eyes and say right. Then,
Speaker 2: Becky comes up from behind him and puts a hand
Speaker 2: on his shoulder. Jesse nervously finishes his sentence, Hi is
Speaker 2: the cab here yet, and she chuckles, telling them they
Speaker 2: gotta go. Everyone scurries out of the room, with just
Speaker 2: Becky standing in the doorway. Michelle pops out of her
Speaker 2: crib and shouts, don't forget me. Becky shouts down the hall, guys,
Speaker 2: I think you forgot something. Jesse comes racing into the room,
Speaker 2: wondering what was left. His tone immediately switches to a
Speaker 2: baby voice and says, oh, Michelle, I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 2: mean to forget you, and Michelle says, I'm not mad.
Speaker 2: That was so cute. That was a very cute, sweet
Speaker 2: little moment. Becky chimes in, Jess, I am so excited
Speaker 2: about this trip. Jesse agrees and adds, Rebecca, this is
Speaker 2: going to be a trip that you will never and
Speaker 2: I mean never forget. Becky's face fills with joy. Tell
Speaker 2: me about it. She says, Todd Masters is going to
Speaker 2: be on our show. He is the biggest movie star
Speaker 2: I've ever interviewed.
Speaker 1: What a hunk.
Speaker 2: She walks out of the room and Jesse mocks her,
Speaker 2: what a hunk. I love that because she's like, but anyway, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's kind of keeping him at arm's length, and you know,
Speaker 2: I appreciate that Jesse kind of needs. We cut to
Speaker 2: some generic stock footage of Lake Tahoe to set the scene.
Speaker 1: Some very fuzzy stock footage.
Speaker 2: It's very fuzzy and it's it looks like it was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we didn't have drones back then, so I'm sure somebody
Speaker 2: was like leaning out of a plane or a helicopter
Speaker 2: taking it was whatever you could find in the vault.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Give me some pictures of some trees
Speaker 1: around like Tahoe. Yeah, something with a lake in the background.
Speaker 2: Right, right, So we are in Stephan DJ's hotel room.
Speaker 2: A bellman leads Danny and the girls into the room,
Speaker 2: and Steph is ecstatic. They have a TV set, a dresser,
Speaker 2: a bed, a phone, and curtains. DJ tells her to
Speaker 2: calm down. They have all this stuff at home, but
Speaker 2: stuph counters, yeah, but we don't have this guy, as
Speaker 2: she gestures towards the bellman. I remember this as a
Speaker 2: kid being so excited about a hotel room. Right, You're like,
Speaker 2: look at all the things. Yeah, yeah, just because you're
Speaker 2: not home, that's what's exciting.
Speaker 1: I still walk into a hotel room and if it's
Speaker 1: got like nice little features I'm like, oh, look at this,
Speaker 1: it's a mini mouth wash. Yeah. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just get really excited, exciting.
Speaker 2: You would have got to touch everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that. So as the bellman leaves, an eccentric
Speaker 2: man with a mustache Waltz is in and announces welcome
Speaker 2: to the Fabulous Ali Ababa Hotel and because you know,
Speaker 2: he introduces himself as mister Santana, manager of the Fabulous
Speaker 2: Sally Baba Hotel and Casino. Okay, what's he do you?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember this, but was he
Speaker 2: directed to deliver that line that way or did he
Speaker 2: come did the actor bring this delivery himself and.
Speaker 1: Make it was a choice of his because it's so
Speaker 1: I think it was well, I think it was written
Speaker 1: that it's you know that he keeps saying the fabulous
Speaker 1: Ali Baba Hotel and Casino. So I think he probably
Speaker 1: read that and was like, oh, they want me to
Speaker 1: like it's a thing every time he.
Speaker 2: Says the thing. So I'm sure that was sort of.
Speaker 1: Indicated in like what the joke was that he keeps
Speaker 1: making a big deal out of it.
Speaker 2: But he I mean the way he said it was great. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so perfect. It's so perfect it's not even annoying.
Speaker 2: I love it every single time, he says it. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so great. So Danny shakes mister Santana's hand and
Speaker 2: introduces himself. Mister Santana expresses how thrilled they are for
Speaker 2: him to do his show live from the fabulous Alibaba
Speaker 2: Hotel and Casino. He walks over to DJ and Sta
Speaker 2: and tells them anything you and your fabulous family desires,
Speaker 2: just sign your room number. It's all free. Steph can't
Speaker 2: believe it. Everything is free. He nods his head and
Speaker 2: Steph places both of her hands on her chest to say,
Speaker 2: you are the nicest man in the world. Mister Santana
Speaker 2: reaches his hand into his pocket and gives a shiny
Speaker 2: silver dollar to each girl. DJ, with a huge smile
Speaker 2: on her face, points at mister Santana and says, dad,
Speaker 2: give this man a hug. Danny doesn't move, and he
Speaker 2: tells DJ that he doesn't believe that's entirely necessary. Mister
Speaker 2: Santana cuts him off and says, no problem. He lunges
Speaker 2: forward and bear hugs Danny while Danny's hands remain in
Speaker 2: his pocket. Wow, I was like what. I was shocked.
Speaker 1: Danny feels like someone who's a hugger doesn't matter who
Speaker 1: doesn't miss Mander, this is what we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, that was out of character. I agree,
Speaker 2: mister Santana adds Yes, the love never stops here at
Speaker 2: the and everyone chimes in the Faus Hotel and Casino. Next,
Speaker 2: in Danny's hotel room, Danny is lying on his bed
Speaker 2: and Michelle is next to him. He tells her, Michelle,
Speaker 2: tomorrow you will be in the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel
Speaker 2: and Casino daycare. Michelle imitates him and says.
Speaker 3: Fla flabulous balus flabolous. Danny says it back, flabulous and
Speaker 3: guess what. They have a TV there, So, who are
Speaker 3: you gonna watch tomorrow at nine o'clock. Michelle giggles and
Speaker 3: says Gill again. Danny raises an eyebrow, Gill again. Oh, Michelle,
Speaker 3: aren't you.
Speaker 2: Gonna watch Daddy's show? Michelle squirms in place and says
Speaker 2: Gill again. Funny, Danny says to her, come on, Michelle,
Speaker 2: haven't you caught on by now?
Speaker 1: They're never getting off.
Speaker 2: That island except for that one time, except for that
Speaker 2: one time, except for that one time, Jesse and Joey
Speaker 2: barge into Danny's room and Jesse shouts, all right, who
Speaker 2: wants a good night kiss? Michelle raises her hand and
Speaker 2: says me, me, me. Jesse and Joey each give a
Speaker 2: slobbery kiss on either side of her cheeks. Danny tells her, okay, Michelle,
Speaker 2: go give your sisters a kiss good night, and Joey
Speaker 2: sends her out of the room. I'm assuming these are
Speaker 2: connected rooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not just setting door, no, because they come
Speaker 1: in from one side and you see and you see
Speaker 1: them going and then basically what they did is just
Speaker 1: flipped the doors for the set, okay, and so then
Speaker 1: it looks like the other door is the you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, good.
Speaker 2: I was like, why are they why is the toddler?
Speaker 2: Good again?
Speaker 1: But I'm assuming that everyone can kind of picture what
Speaker 1: the that the you know, you entered from the hallway
Speaker 1: on the left, and then the supposed you know, connecting
Speaker 1: room is on the right, but then they just switched
Speaker 1: it for the next scene. They put the connecting door
Speaker 1: on the right and the hallway door on the you know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm not going I'm tracking, Okay, good, I was just
Speaker 1: making sure I've been tracking.
Speaker 2: The whole time. I'm trying to picture where they put
Speaker 2: these sets, Like there's a lot of new sets.
Speaker 1: I think they were usually down kind of around like
Speaker 1: those there was like the living room and the kitchen
Speaker 1: and the backyard set, and then it was usually like
Speaker 1: I think there was probably the casino set kind of
Speaker 1: took up like a corner there, and then I would
Speaker 1: assume that the bed that the hotel room is like
Speaker 1: next to that kind of so it's sort of like
Speaker 1: a U shape around the like where the audience got it.
Speaker 2: That makes sense. I didn't know if they struck the
Speaker 2: girl's bedroom because they didn't need that set and like
Speaker 2: built it in there.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you're in Jesse's room so you
Speaker 1: see into it, and we never struck those sets. Those
Speaker 1: were always permanent sets. Jesse's room, back the girls room,
Speaker 1: the living room, and the kitchen were the four permanent sets,
Speaker 1: and Michelle's room those were the like the five permanent sets,
Speaker 1: and then anything else would be a like a like
Speaker 1: a swing set that would not I mean not an
Speaker 1: actual swing set, but.
Speaker 2: That would come if swing set means in it, right, right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that would come not a permanent set. Hopefully people can
Speaker 2: picture what we're talking about. Right and if you've ever
Speaker 2: been to a fuller House taping or full house taping,
Speaker 2: you know exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, Okay, where
Speaker 2: did I leave off?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michelle, they sent the toddler away. Joey suggests that
Speaker 2: they go down to the showroom so they can still
Speaker 2: catch harem bare him eighty nine? Is that like a
Speaker 2: is that what I think?
Speaker 1: Topless review?
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's what that's like, what I guess.
Speaker 2: And they're guys, and they're they're single. They're single, well,
Speaker 2: Jesse's not single, but the other two arts.
Speaker 1: Okay, I get it. Uh.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells him he's not interested because he's spending the
Speaker 2: evening with Becky by the lake counting stars. Danny tells
Speaker 2: him not to count on her because she has to
Speaker 2: prepare for their show tomorrow. Jesse challenges him and says, oh, really,
Speaker 2: observe the power of love. He walks over to the
Speaker 2: phone and dials Becky's room. Becky answers the phone while
Speaker 2: she's on her bed, and Jesse asks, how does this
Speaker 2: sound a romantic moonlit stroll by the lake. Becky says, Oh, Jess,
Speaker 2: that sounds wonderful. Jesse pulls the phone away from his
Speaker 2: ear and cockily repeats what she says to Danny. He
Speaker 2: brings the phone back to his ear and tells her
Speaker 2: he will swing by her room in ten minutes, but
Speaker 2: Becky unfortunately tells him, Oh, Jess, I'm sorry, I just
Speaker 2: I have to prepare my interview with Todd Masters. I'll
Speaker 2: take a rain check. Though Jesse, on his end, pretends
Speaker 2: that he didn't just get rejected. In order to save
Speaker 2: face with the guys, he mumbles mm hmm. Becky tells
Speaker 2: him they will talk about it over breakfast, and then
Speaker 2: she says good night. Becky hangs up the phone, and
Speaker 2: Jesse continues to speak into his phone. Actually, on second thought,
Speaker 2: you do have a big show tomorrow, and I think
Speaker 2: maybe it'd be best that you stay in and get
Speaker 2: some work done. He pauses for a fake response and
Speaker 2: then says, Hey, now, now don't argue with me, young lady.
Speaker 2: I mean it okay. Just then Becky walks through it
Speaker 2: walks in through the door behind Jesse as he's still
Speaker 2: pretending to talk to her on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, throw your young lady out there. We all
Speaker 1: know you're lying, you know, call her young lady. She
Speaker 1: comes in.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was great. Jesse freezes and Joey smiles slyly.
Speaker 2: Danny hands are some papers and she walks back out.
Speaker 2: Jesse says into the phone, who is this? Leave me alone,
Speaker 2: and he slams the phone down. Jesse nudges Joey's shoulder
Speaker 2: and asks to go catch the show. Joey tells him
Speaker 2: I like this one better, and Jesse grabs him by
Speaker 2: the ear and pulls him out the door.
Speaker 1: H Jesse just get knocked down a peg by Becky.
Speaker 1: Just gotta love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we again see the generic stock footage of Like
Speaker 2: Tahoe to remind us that we are still in Like Tahoe.
Speaker 2: And now we're on the set of Wake Up San
Speaker 2: Francisco Live from the fabulous Ali Baba Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 2: Jesse and Joey are in the crowd. Danny's on stage
Speaker 2: in a tuxedo with Steph and DJ. As he fixes
Speaker 2: his bow tie, he tells the girls, Okay, Loretta is
Speaker 2: gonna check my makeup. You girls have a seat.
Speaker 1: And it was John's mom. It is just so cute.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, it's so great. There's some great
Speaker 2: cameos in this. So Stephan DJ sit down in the
Speaker 2: chairs on stage. They pick up some note cards and
Speaker 2: begin to mimic the hosts. DJ reads, Wake up San Francisco.
Speaker 2: I'm Danny Tanner, and Steph says, and I'm Rebecca Rebecca Donaldson.
Speaker 2: DJ continues, and our guests today are George Michael, Patrick Swayzee,
Speaker 2: and Tom Cruise. Steph continues, and our two very special guests,
Speaker 2: Ken and Barbie. This was cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Danny walks back on stage and says how cute they are,
Speaker 2: and then he says, now get out of those chairs
Speaker 2: before I'm out of a job. Steph says, Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: go play those slot machines. Those look fun.
Speaker 1: Yes see Steph's turning to gambling.
Speaker 2: Yeah already. They walk away. Danny tells them it's against
Speaker 2: the law to play those machines unless you're over twenty one.
Speaker 2: He points towards the audience and directs the girls to
Speaker 2: go sit down so they can cheer on Danny because
Speaker 2: it's his first live audience. DJ tells him, Hey, we're
Speaker 2: there for you, babe. Great callback, yep, to the previous episode.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, Becky appears and apologizes for being late.
Speaker 2: Jesse stands up to ask her where she was because
Speaker 2: they were supposed to have breakfast. Becky says, oh, didn't
Speaker 2: Danny give you my message? Danny is behind Jesse and
Speaker 2: says not yet.
Speaker 1: Jess.
Speaker 2: Becky can't make it. She has a breakfast meeting with
Speaker 2: Todd Masters. Jess turns to Becky with a furrowed eyebrow
Speaker 2: and says, how could you do this to me? Danny
Speaker 2: starts talking, well, I've just been nervous about the show,
Speaker 2: and Jesse cuts him off and says, not you. Becky apologizes,
Speaker 2: but says they will have to talk about this later
Speaker 2: because they're about to go on the air. Jesse walks
Speaker 2: over to Joey and asks what that was all about.
Speaker 2: Joey tells him, Man, she's just excited to meet a
Speaker 2: movie star. I mean, suppose you could spend some time
Speaker 2: with Michelle Pfeiffer.
Speaker 1: What would you do?
Speaker 2: Jesse thinks about it and smiles, and then he becomes concerned.
Speaker 2: Becky wouldn't dare I love that? Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer was
Speaker 2: hot stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like in nineteen eight and nine.
Speaker 2: Still we're still yeah, Yeah, that was Selle Fiver was
Speaker 2: she was about one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Production counts Danny and Becky in to start the show,
Speaker 2: and Danny introduces himself and the girls cheer loudly in
Speaker 2: the crowd. Becky welcomes the crowd to a special edition
Speaker 2: of Wake Up San Francisco Live from the Fabulous Ali
Speaker 2: Baba Hotel and Casino. Mister Santana shouts fabulous and hugs Jesse,
Speaker 2: who is standing next to him. Jesse stands still in
Speaker 2: glares at him. I love this guy. I love this
Speaker 2: character so.
Speaker 1: Much so he was just, yeah, fabulous. Now time I
Speaker 1: say fabulous, that's what I'm who, I'm gonna think fabulous.
Speaker 1: He is just he's so extra and in all the
Speaker 1: right ways.
Speaker 2: Becky introduces Todd Masters and he comes in through the
Speaker 2: back already autographs. He breezes past Jesse and hands him
Speaker 2: an autograph, and there's an audience goer that just throws
Speaker 2: herself on right, very excited, very aggressive.
Speaker 1: Was I'm like, who was that? Was that somebody's relative?
Speaker 2: No? Is it just an It should have been because
Speaker 2: she might have that little feature, but they were all
Speaker 2: I noticed. It was an older crowd, like they're leaning
Speaker 2: into the right right, the blue hairs are playing the
Speaker 2: slots and stuff. So but I didn't I didn't recognize
Speaker 2: any of the older ladies, Okay, but I feel like
Speaker 2: it should have been somebody related.
Speaker 1: Yeah to her, it might have been some It might
Speaker 1: have been somebody's relative, not necessarily in the cast, but
Speaker 1: somebody's someone.
Speaker 2: You know, somebody someone Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: I mean obviously it's somebody someone because they're human beings.
Speaker 1: So someone somewhere is it has them involved in their
Speaker 1: familial tree.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we don't know who it is though. No,
Speaker 2: so Todd continues onto the stage. He kind of looks
Speaker 2: like Paul Riser, Like from the back, he sort of
Speaker 2: looked like.
Speaker 1: That my god, I wrote down. He looks like the
Speaker 1: eighties version and curly haired version of is it Tillian
Speaker 1: Murphy Killian Killing mur I can't never say his name.
Speaker 2: Right, the dude from Oppenheimer. Oh oh yeah, oh yeah right, he.
Speaker 1: Does look like him.
Speaker 2: If you if you, if.
Speaker 1: You like put the hair away, Yeah, it's the hair,
Speaker 1: the hair distracted eyes like like kind of like wider set,
Speaker 1: like bigger eyes. He looks he's kind of a lot
Speaker 1: like that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have very standout eyes. So yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a good comparison.
Speaker 1: I like that. And everyone's you said his name. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm never always afraid of if I'm saying, is it?
Speaker 1: How is it? Sillian? Gillian, I don't know, Killian cee
Speaker 1: I L L I A N. I'm Irish Killian Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes Irish names. You look at him
Speaker 1: and you're like, that's not that's not how you spell
Speaker 1: Frank pronounced c I L. Let's just call him Frank. Okay.
Speaker 2: Todd shakes down Annie's hand and gives Becky an intimate hug.
Speaker 2: Becky says, Ladies, I did something this morning with Todd
Speaker 2: that every woman in America fantasizes about. The crowd cheers
Speaker 2: and Jesse makes a disgusted face. Becky announces that they
Speaker 2: ate breakfast together, and Todd ads, and now I know
Speaker 2: why breakfast is the most important meal of the day,
Speaker 2: m M, Jesse, Jess. And just like that, Jesse mimics
Speaker 2: putting his finger down his throat like he's gagging.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Danny closes the introduction by saying, well, we will be
Speaker 2: back with more of my breakfast with Todd after a
Speaker 2: word from the people who pay for my breakfast. The
Speaker 2: audience cheers. They cut to a commercial break, and then
Speaker 2: we angle on the girls. An alarm bell rings, which
Speaker 2: then sparks curiosity in the girls. They run off to
Speaker 2: check what's going on. Jesse asks Joey, did you see
Speaker 2: the way Becky was drooling all over Todd Masters. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go upstairs and joined Michelle in the daycare center
Speaker 2: and catch the last half of Gilligan. The girls grab
Speaker 2: Joey and lead him into the casino to show him
Speaker 2: how some lady just won a ton of money.
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 2: Steph adds, oh, I wish we could play joey'sys. Settled
Speaker 2: down girls, let me tell you something about gambling. Most
Speaker 2: of these people lose. Someone off screen faintly shouts in
Speaker 2: the background, I won, I won, which prompts DJ to
Speaker 2: say to Joey, I don't hear anybody screaming I lost.
Speaker 2: I lost.
Speaker 1: Now DJ's turning to gambling, everybody, Yes, it's containous. Here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 2: Joey steps over the red rope, asking the girls to
Speaker 2: watch as he teaches them how stupid it is to gamble.
Speaker 2: He slips a coin into the slot machine and pulls
Speaker 2: the lever. The alarm rings and two coins appear. Steph
Speaker 2: jumps up and down, saying you won, you won two dollars.
Speaker 1: This is back in the day when coins actually got
Speaker 1: spit out of the machine and you'd hear the clanging
Speaker 1: of it and now, oh, just a weird uh foe
Speaker 1: clanging sound. But yeah, yeah, no, that's all like dirty money.
Speaker 2: But that's what it was, such a sensory experience, you know,
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: I would imagine you, much to the casino's chagrin, spent
Speaker 1: your money a little bit slower because you had to
Speaker 1: put it in there and pull the thing down manually.
Speaker 1: Now you can just push a button and your money
Speaker 1: literally goes flying out of your wallet. Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, true, it's not satisfying. I miss the days.
Speaker 1: I still like to pull the thing. Yeah, because you can.
Speaker 1: You can. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like a little hit of dopamine when you pull
Speaker 2: that left. Yeah yeah, I miss it, almost like it
Speaker 2: could be addictive. Well what do you know? Oh so,
Speaker 2: Jesse continues with his instructions Girl's first rule of gambling,
Speaker 2: never be fooled by beginner's luck. He places another coin
Speaker 2: back in the machine and pulls the lever. The alarm
Speaker 2: sounds again and he shouts, whoa ten dollars?
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: The girl's cheer with excitement, and Joey says, girls, second
Speaker 2: rule of gambling, don't quit while you're hot. He pulls
Speaker 2: lover again and he wins again twenty dollars. The girls
Speaker 2: are so excited. DJ says, don't stop now. If you
Speaker 2: get four sevens you can win one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: What well, it's a lot of money. Bag in nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty nine. It's a lot of money now of mine now, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Joey pauses the fun and says he's gonna go get
Speaker 2: a change bucket and warned them you stay here, guard
Speaker 2: my machine with your life. If anybody goes near it,
Speaker 2: scream because I'm hot, I'm burning, I'm wasting time. Yes,
Speaker 2: So Joey leaves, and DJ exclaims, Oh, I can't take it.
Speaker 2: It's driving me crazy. I gotta play that machine. Steph
Speaker 2: reaches into her sock and pulls out her silver dollar
Speaker 2: smart stuff, SmartMart, smart place to keep it. Yeah, She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm going, I gotta keep my money in my sock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: In case she hands her silver dollar to DJ to use,
Speaker 2: and DJ says, thanks, Steph. If we win any money,
Speaker 2: I'll split it with you. DJ then asks if the
Speaker 2: coast is clear, and both girls scan the area. DJ
Speaker 2: slips the silver dollar into the machine and scurries back
Speaker 2: behind the red rope after pulling the lever. That's one seven,
Speaker 2: two sevens, three sevens and four sevens.
Speaker 1: They want excitement.
Speaker 2: Didn't see that coming? Yeah, no, not at all. This
Speaker 2: could have never.
Speaker 1: I could have never imagined that this would have turned
Speaker 1: into a storyline.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The alarm rings, and Stephan DJ jump and cheer while
Speaker 2: covering each other's mouths.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People slowly start to crowd around the machine to see
Speaker 2: what's going on. Joey runs over and asks who won
Speaker 2: his one hundred thousand dollars jackpot. DJ immediately responds I did,
Speaker 2: and Steph adds with my silver dollar. They disregard the
Speaker 2: red rope and stand next to Joey. DJ tells him
Speaker 2: that they will split the jackpot three ways, and Steph
Speaker 2: tells him to start jumping up and down. He does,
Speaker 2: and they all chant we won, We won. There's a
Speaker 2: quick cut to the Wake Up San Francisco set where
Speaker 2: Danny announces that someone has just won the Big jackpot.
Speaker 2: He stands up from his chair and grabs a microphone,
Speaker 2: and he starts walking towards the jackpot and exclaims, boy,
Speaker 2: this is what live television is all about. DJ runs
Speaker 2: over to Danny and shakes him, saying, Dad, Dad, Joey
Speaker 2: won the Big Jackpot. Danny turns to the camera and says,
Speaker 2: you hear that, ladies and gentlemen, Joey just won. Joey
Speaker 2: are Joey, my Joey, Oh my god. Danny freaks out
Speaker 2: and runs over to Joey, who is jumping up and down.
Speaker 2: The cameraman Perry is close behind, and we see this
Speaker 2: bit next bit all from the point of view of
Speaker 2: the camera. Danny and Joey and the girls are all
Speaker 2: cheering and jumping. Danny asks, Joey, you have been broke
Speaker 2: your entire life. How does it feel to win one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars? DJ answers for him, it feels unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I mean, not that I would know personally, but this
Speaker 2: has got to be the rattest day of Joey's life.
Speaker 2: Steph grabs the microphone and says into the camera, I'm
Speaker 2: going to Disneyland. What the heck buy it? Yep, just
Speaker 2: buy in Disneyland. Low key, buy in Disneyland. Yeah, mister
Speaker 2: Santana Rush is over saying congratulations and that everyone is
Speaker 2: a winner. At the Fabulous Sally Baba Hotel and Casino.
Speaker 2: They all start to jump and chant.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, this this scene like this is
Speaker 4: just there's I remember doing this once on a deal
Speaker 4: Oh you do, on the one of the celebrity.
Speaker 1: Kids cris On Stale with the Stars with I think
Speaker 1: it was like the one of the last ones. I
Speaker 1: believe Ryder Strong was there and we all know how
Speaker 1: much he loves Yeah, yeah it was, but no, but
Speaker 1: we were we we put money in a thing and
Speaker 1: then when we're like, oh crap, because it's like some
Speaker 1: money came out and I've been but like we all
Speaker 1: pretended that we were disinterested in somebody that was of age,
Speaker 1: like covered for I don't know how, I don't remember
Speaker 1: it quite, but I do remember.
Speaker 2: I do remember this sort of happening. That's hysterical because yeah,
Speaker 2: we were all minors, we were all under eighteen.
Speaker 1: But you know on cruise ships you walk by and
Speaker 1: there's like the the you know, the like at least
Speaker 1: there used to be like you'd kind of walk out
Speaker 1: and it was Yeah, they had like the again, like
Speaker 1: the little velvet ropes and sort of stanchions, but like
Speaker 1: you know, normally reach it.
Speaker 2: And again I'm sure that you know, the video proved otherwise.
Speaker 1: But yeah, at the time, we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get you know, five hundred bucks or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know, how funny. And how much did you win?
Speaker 2: Probably like two bucks.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, I don't even you don't even
Speaker 1: remember what the outcome of. It was only only that
Speaker 1: we put money in and then money was coming out,
Speaker 1: and we were all panicked because we knew it that
Speaker 1: we couldn't keep it.
Speaker 2: That was it so scandalous.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, back on the set of Wake Up San Francisco,
Speaker 2: Todd is seated in the makeup chair as he gets
Speaker 2: his hair combed. Becky is apologizing for Danny running off
Speaker 2: the stage. Todd tells her, well, that's all right, I'm
Speaker 2: having fun here with you. He grabs her hand and
Speaker 2: starts to walk with her. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: why don't we continue our breakfast at dinner tonight? Becky
Speaker 2: thanks him for the invite, but says she has a
Speaker 2: boyfriend and she is really crazy about him. Todd says
Speaker 2: that he is a very lucky guy and then asks,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, why don't I take both of
Speaker 2: you out to dinner?
Speaker 1: Oh nice, he's yeah, gentlemen, there you go, sir.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that is the way to handle rejection. Becky agrees,
Speaker 2: and just as Todd leans in to kiss her on
Speaker 2: the cheek, Jesse walks up, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here? You're going out
Speaker 2: to dinner with this joker?
Speaker 1: Oh? Here we go, Nick, here goes? You know, Grandpa
Speaker 1: Andy work with Jesse just flying into a ridiculous, jealous,
Speaker 1: possessive rage and not listening to anyone and trying to.
Speaker 2: Exactly yes, not listening to any sort of facts or reason,
Speaker 2: He's just going off.
Speaker 1: None, none at all, Becky.
Speaker 2: Becky cannot get a word in and Jesse says, no,
Speaker 2: I understand. Good looking guy comes into town, goes on
Speaker 2: your show, he hits on you, and you're all over
Speaker 2: him like a cheap suit. I mean, is this guy
Speaker 2: really that big of a deal?
Speaker 1: Ouch?
Speaker 2: That's I was like, what right? Excuse? Me like he's
Speaker 2: insulting her with this right, so exc to me, Like.
Speaker 1: I've seen this behavior before, up close and personal, and
Speaker 1: it is a big.
Speaker 2: Red flag, huge red flags, I guess.
Speaker 1: So it's funny now like seeing it though and being
Speaker 1: on like an adult and being like, this is unacceptable behavior, Becky,
Speaker 1: you need to not do.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, we're more confident now, way.
Speaker 1: More commident and like but you know, but like even
Speaker 1: from the beginning when he's on the phone and he says, now,
Speaker 1: listen to me, young lady, I was like that, right,
Speaker 1: there would be enough for me to go no, I won't. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now he's doing this. She can't even speak and
Speaker 1: he's yelling at her and she's it's saying, he's she's
Speaker 1: all over him like a cheap suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were much more. We're seasoned now and we
Speaker 2: know and it's like, yeah, this was the one I
Speaker 2: had some I was like this m.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: The crowd booze behind Jesse and he yells back, knock
Speaker 2: it off. Becky tries to speak again, and Jesse cuts
Speaker 2: her off again to say, right, how would you like
Speaker 2: it if I hit on every incredibly gorgeous blonde that
Speaker 2: walks by me. Bye bye. I know, I know, bye bye.
Speaker 1: Go for it.
Speaker 2: He excuses himself as his eyes follow a long, blondhaired
Speaker 2: woman wearing a very revealing sparkly gold outfit. He walks
Speaker 2: up to the woman and says, Hi, I'd like to
Speaker 2: see you tonight. You can cook me dinner. I'll cook
Speaker 2: you breakfast and in between, babe, we'll just cook. Is
Speaker 2: this a common line that he used to pick up
Speaker 2: women like this? I hope not.
Speaker 1: But it goes about as well as planned, because uh,
Speaker 1: yeah it does. She says, get out of my face,
Speaker 1: you creep, and punches him in the stomach and.
Speaker 2: I applaud it.
Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was the perfect response. Wait, well yeahn yep, yes, yep,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: No, he deserved that he did that, Yes he did. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Uncle Jay. Not cool.
Speaker 2: We angle on Danny, who is still live with the cameraman.
Speaker 2: He brings the camera back to stage, where nobody is.
Speaker 2: Becky angrily tells Jesse that they will talk about this
Speaker 2: later before heading back on stage, but Jesse follows her
Speaker 2: on the stage, saying they will talk about this right now.
Speaker 1: No, we will not.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, dear, oh, dear, do not.
Speaker 1: Show up at my work and make a scene. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just gets worse. It just gets worse as
Speaker 2: it goes on. Danny is still recording live and says,
Speaker 2: through a forced smile, Oh, here they are. What a
Speaker 2: pleasant surprise, my brother in law, Jesse, right in the
Speaker 2: middle of the most important broadcast of my cur Welcome Jesse.
Speaker 1: Read the room.
Speaker 2: Jeez, the room.
Speaker 1: You just got punched in the stomach. You're not in
Speaker 1: a position to be mouth. You need to leave before
Speaker 1: it gets more embarrassing. But you don't, And here we are.
Speaker 1: He's digging himself a deep.
Speaker 2: Jesse steps in front of Danny and asks Becky, how
Speaker 2: could you do this to me? Becky asks to have
Speaker 2: this discussion during the next commercial. Jesse says, no, we
Speaker 2: are talking about our relationship. It is much more important
Speaker 2: than some stupid talk show.
Speaker 1: This is her job. Bruh again again Ben here, Ben here,
Speaker 1: and it no no, this I'm literally legitimately like having
Speaker 1: had situations like this happened to me. I was like
Speaker 1: triggered by this up. I was like, God, Jesse, I
Speaker 1: was so upset. I was so upset, Like this is
Speaker 1: her job? This.
Speaker 2: Respect it. Yeah, we respected the exterminator job and the
Speaker 2: jingle writing. Respect her talking.
Speaker 1: But I think you know, Jesse in respect is.
Speaker 2: He can't see through his blinded How could you do this?
Speaker 2: Do what to you? She didn't do anything because but
Speaker 2: he won't stop. Shut up.
Speaker 1: You just won't shut up. You make it worse. You
Speaker 1: hit on some poor woman who's like, excuse me, I
Speaker 1: can cook you dinner, you can go you know what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: right off? And then she walked away. And now he's
Speaker 1: now he's up on stage, not only ruining Becky's day,
Speaker 1: but but Danny's too.
Speaker 2: He's ruining everyone's day, like everyone.
Speaker 1: He ruined my day, ruin every just ruining everybody's day.
Speaker 2: He is Yeah, Danny says, this is my brother in law,
Speaker 2: and I love him dearly security. Yes, thank you, Danny,
Speaker 2: thank you. Danny knows Danny's like the only way to
Speaker 2: get him. I'm sorry I have to do this to you.
Speaker 2: Jesse continues to speak at Becky Todd to at not
Speaker 2: too yet speak bey, this isn't a conversation. This is
Speaker 2: a monologue, a ragey monologue. But Todd interrupts him to
Speaker 2: tell him he's making a fool of himself. Listen to Todd,
Speaker 2: Thank you Todd. Listen to Todd. But Jesse tells him,
Speaker 2: sit down, fun boy. That I did appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I think fun Boy is
Speaker 1: gonna be a it's a family friendly way of calling
Speaker 1: someone another.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, f word. Yeah, I like it. It's a
Speaker 2: very satisfying thing to say, Becky says Jesse. Todd is right,
Speaker 2: you're making a really big mistake. Jesse says back, Oh,
Speaker 2: really good. Then this is the last mistake I make
Speaker 2: with you, because this is it. We're breaking up by.
Speaker 2: Becky says, well, fine, then it's over.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Becky.
Speaker 2: Stand up yourself, Becky, don't take it.
Speaker 1: No, don't take it. This is this is not okay.
Speaker 1: This He is not respecting your your your the place,
Speaker 1: your people, your job, her judgment, your ability to speak.
Speaker 2: Yet no, I gotta say I was very upset. I'm
Speaker 2: proud of Becky. I'm glad she didn't like begged to
Speaker 2: get him back, she didn't like.
Speaker 1: She's handled it very professionally.
Speaker 2: Jesse tells her, you're looking at a freeman and right
Speaker 2: then he gets pulled away by security. Danny gets back
Speaker 2: to the camera and says, well, you won't see that
Speaker 2: on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1: True. Oh boy.
Speaker 2: A little while later, as the crew cleans up the
Speaker 2: wake Up San Francisco said, DJ and Stuff are seated
Speaker 2: at one of the tables. DJ tells Steph with my
Speaker 2: share of the jackpot, I'm gonna buy a ranch full
Speaker 2: of horses and a red Corvette. Stuph tells her, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna buy my own jet plane. That bus takes forever
Speaker 2: to get to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: I'm sure the backyard can fit a jet plane and
Speaker 2: a runway like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously, I mean only when it's parked there, but
Speaker 1: it's not. We'll just shrink it up a little bit
Speaker 1: and pull that gate in, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Magic cool buy Yeah.
Speaker 2: Of back. So Joey walks up and says, now, girls,
Speaker 2: when mister fabulous comes in here to give me my
Speaker 2: check for one hundred grand, just let me do the talking,
Speaker 2: DJ ads, as long as you let us do the spending.
Speaker 1: Damn Joey, Well, he's.
Speaker 2: I wasn't offended because he's staying. Because they're miners. They
Speaker 2: can't see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Though, I'm not offended. I'm just saying like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: about to be like no, no, no, no, no, like to give
Speaker 1: me the money. Yeah, he's about to be a criminal.
Speaker 1: He's about to be I'm like, all right, yeah, get
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 2: There's yeah, there's a little there's a little crime happening.
Speaker 1: It's as small, just a small crime of trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, claim one hundred thousand dollars from a casino
Speaker 1: that may or may not hea illegally being gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Danny walks up, saying hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: mister lucky. He asks Joey to help him pick out
Speaker 2: a slot machine, and steph says, let DJ pickt she
Speaker 2: won the jackpot. Oh, Stephanie always tattle tailing, always like
Speaker 2: you know, I know she's maybe she just blurted it
Speaker 2: out without thinking. She just blurts it out. She's just
Speaker 2: so yeah, she's so excited.
Speaker 1: I get that. That happens to me sometimes I just
Speaker 1: say things.
Speaker 2: That's okay. DJ gets flustered and Danny is flabbergasted. He
Speaker 2: asks Joey, you let the girls gamble. Joey says no,
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. I was getting
Speaker 2: a money bucket. Danny then looks at the girls and says,
Speaker 2: you girls were gambling after I told you not to.
Speaker 2: I am not happy about this at all. DJ lean's
Speaker 2: closer to him and says, would ten thousand dollars cheer
Speaker 2: you up? Danny says they won the money illegally and
Speaker 2: therefore cannot accept it. Then Joey says, well, there's a
Speaker 2: bright side to this. I can accept it. There you go.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: He's not trying to He's not. He's not.
Speaker 2: Joey's not thinking with a criminal mind.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just like, well, I was gonna it was
Speaker 1: gonna be me, might as well have been me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the people I was with. I think's
Speaker 2: sort of like it was me. He's not understanding that
Speaker 2: this is a crime. He's just like, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 2: what's the big deal?
Speaker 1: I was next? Yeah, I get it. Uh.
Speaker 2: Mister Santana walks up to Joey, asking to speak with him.
Speaker 2: Joey stands up and tells him a funny story. You see,
Speaker 2: I was playing the machine and I stepped away for
Speaker 2: a minute. A second, heck a micro second. Well, I
Speaker 2: told the girls here to guard my machine, which they
Speaker 2: did by putting a silver dollar over the coin slot,
Speaker 2: which accidentally fell into the coin slot.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a great uh story.
Speaker 2: That's a great lie. You know. I was like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I could rive. Yeah, you know, yeah, this is how
Speaker 2: he's justifying it in his mind. You know. It was quick.
Speaker 2: Joey and mister Santana laugh along with Stephan dj. Joey continues, Oh,
Speaker 2: I just couldn't accept the money without clearing my conscience.
Speaker 2: But I feel great now, so lay it on me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Mister Santana doesn't respond and just places a video cassette
Speaker 2: in Joey's hands. He says, our security camera got a
Speaker 2: nice clean shot of the children gambling. You didn't come
Speaker 2: into the picture until many, many, many microseconds later. Joey asks,
Speaker 2: I'm not getting the money, am I. Mister Santana shakes
Speaker 2: his head and says, oh, but you can keep the
Speaker 2: video cassette as a souvenir of not having won the
Speaker 2: jackpot here at the fabulous Ali Ababa Hotel and Casino,
Speaker 2: and he walks away with his hands in the air.
Speaker 2: Joey takes a seat with Danny and the girls and
Speaker 2: stuff asks do you hate us Joey. He tells the
Speaker 2: girls not to be silly. He loves them very much.
Speaker 2: DJ's concerned because they cost him one hundred thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: and she asks if there's any way they can make
Speaker 2: it up to him. Joey smiles and says, no, I
Speaker 2: don't think so. That was such a great line.
Speaker 1: No you can't, You're not gonna.
Speaker 2: I was expecting something like your love is enough.
Speaker 1: I was like, I appreciated the moment of reality was
Speaker 1: just no, you can't. You're not going to make that
Speaker 1: up to be things.
Speaker 2: So he got away pretty scot free.
Speaker 1: For I was I feel like Casito's may not take
Speaker 1: that as kindly as mister mister.
Speaker 2: I feel like there would be a punishment involved.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: There would be some handcuffs probably on the other side
Speaker 2: of that tape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, easily. Yeah. And I don't think they would
Speaker 1: be giving out security footage from the casino to just write.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't just hand it over again. Yeah, right, you
Speaker 2: can have this. You can have it, and then you
Speaker 2: can manipulate it and modify it so it doesn't look
Speaker 2: like what we saw. So next we're in Becky's room.
Speaker 2: Becky is on the phone, explaining to her mom, I
Speaker 2: have never been so embarrassed in my life. I never
Speaker 2: want to talk to Jesse again. He is the most obstinate,
Speaker 2: pig headed. She's interrupted by Jesse knocking on the door.
Speaker 2: Becky quickly hangs up with her mom stands in front
Speaker 2: of the mirror before opening the door for Jesse. She
Speaker 2: looks at herself in the mirror and says, what am
Speaker 2: I doing? And she shakes her head or shakes her
Speaker 2: hair loose and walks towards the door. She shouts from
Speaker 2: inside the room, talk, I'm listening. Jesse says there is
Speaker 2: a maid, a bell hop, and some man staring at him.
Speaker 2: So Becky opens the door and says, since when does
Speaker 2: an audience bother you?
Speaker 1: That's what I was.
Speaker 2: Saying, is oh, all of.
Speaker 1: A sudden, now you're shy. You won't want to talk
Speaker 1: in front of three people, but you'll talk on TV
Speaker 1: burnll deserved.
Speaker 2: Jesse states that the fact they broke up is all
Speaker 2: Becky's fault. I know, I know, I know he's doubling down.
Speaker 2: He came to her room to double down.
Speaker 1: I mean, you showed up to have a conversation and
Speaker 1: now you're like by the way, not not not this
Speaker 1: is your fault.
Speaker 2: No, it's so petty, it's it's so petty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have said that outside with those three
Speaker 1: people watching. You could have said it's all my fault,
Speaker 1: and I could have not opened the door and we
Speaker 1: could have just skipped ourselves this whole.
Speaker 2: Nonsense exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: And also when she says talk I'm listening, I was
Speaker 1: thinking you he has done enough talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has done quite enough talking. He needs to
Speaker 2: do some listening exactly. Becky gasps and says, you're right,
Speaker 2: it's all my fault. I met Todd Masters, I watched
Speaker 2: him eet scrambled eggs, and then I did the only
Speaker 2: logical thing. I threw out our whole relate. I threw
Speaker 2: our whole relationship out the window. Jesse interjects, Oh, please,
Speaker 2: don't try to turn this whole thing around on me.
Speaker 2: What you were the one who was going to dinner
Speaker 2: with this blow dry I'd sight a beef blue dried.
Speaker 1: Sir, you and your hair.
Speaker 2: Take up more time.
Speaker 1: And space than anyone.
Speaker 2: All right, you know it has no room to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get you don't get to call anyone a
Speaker 1: blow dryed side of beef. You are a well quaffed man.
Speaker 2: Yourself, so just it's so funny. So Becky exclaims that
Speaker 2: Jesse doesn't know what he's talking about, and they continue bickering. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the midst of their yelling, Jesse grabs Becky aggressively
Speaker 2: and swings her around for a kiss. I would have
Speaker 2: slapped him right in his face. It was I mean,
Speaker 2: I know they're going for passion, but I was like,
Speaker 2: whoa you no, No, it's about control, maybe not passion.
Speaker 1: This was a very you know what I you know
Speaker 1: what I pictured Grandpa Nick and Irene. This was exactly.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is how Grandpa Nick gets Irene
Speaker 1: to stop being upset. He's just just yeah, and then
Speaker 1: try to her and yep, yep, oh you know you're right,
Speaker 1: he's wrong, and he doesn't want to listen. That's what happens.
Speaker 2: This exact fight has happened before between Nick and I ree.
Speaker 1: You're right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, he stands her back up and they just continue fighting.
Speaker 2: Becky says, if you think kissing me is going to
Speaker 2: solve this, then you've been watching too many old movies.
Speaker 2: And it just so happens that the blow dried side
Speaker 2: of beef and I we're gonna have dinner tonight with you.
Speaker 2: And if you didn't lose your temper and act like
Speaker 2: such a jealous maniac, I could have told you that
Speaker 2: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha.
Speaker 2: There, thank you, thank you. He finally let her talk,
Speaker 2: like seventeen minutes later, he finally let her talk.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know if he led her. She
Speaker 1: just was like, all right, we're no, you're just wanting
Speaker 1: to kiss and makeup. You need to listen to what
Speaker 1: you've done. Mm hm. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's a smart woman. She's a good role model. I
Speaker 2: love Becky so much. Jesse finally takes a breath and
Speaker 2: realizes that he's been acting like a jerk.
Speaker 1: You think, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Finally he apologizes and explains how that's just the way
Speaker 2: he is when he's jealous. Like that excuses it.
Speaker 1: Well, then you need to.
Speaker 2: Work on it. He needs some anger management therapy, he
Speaker 2: needs he needs to stop and breathe.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: Jesse insists that Becky acts jealous too, and mentions when
Speaker 2: he hit on the waitress as an example.
Speaker 1: Now, who's turning it around on who?
Speaker 2: This is not the way. Yeah, he's just sidestepping the
Speaker 2: all this and he's just blaming it back on her.
Speaker 2: Come on, Jesse, yeah, Becky admits, Okay, well, maybe I
Speaker 2: was jealous for a split second. Jesse asks how it felt,
Speaker 2: and Becky says it was the worst split second of
Speaker 2: my life. Jesse starts to pace as he describes what
Speaker 2: he thought this weekend was supposed to be about. He
Speaker 2: mentions how he was going to tell her he loved her,
Speaker 2: and she immediately says, I love you too. Jesse doesn't
Speaker 2: hear her at first, of course, and continues to describe.
Speaker 1: His ideal weekend, the whole thing, the whole description of
Speaker 1: the weekend that he's tagging along for. By the way,
Speaker 1: on your trip, you're right, it's her work trip, yes trip,
Speaker 1: and that's the whole reason you're even going. And then
Speaker 1: you act a fool and cause all this drama, and
Speaker 1: then you're just mad because it didn't go the way
Speaker 1: you wanted it to go on a trip that wasn't
Speaker 1: yours to begin with.
Speaker 2: He's still not totally getting it. He's calmed down, but
Speaker 2: he's still like, not totally getting it.
Speaker 1: I still have he still needs to learn how to listen.
Speaker 2: I agree, Becky, asks if he heard her, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: you said I love you too, and then he realizes
Speaker 2: what just occurred. He shouts and jumps on the couch.
Speaker 1: Whoo.
Speaker 2: That means we're in love.
Speaker 1: He cruise moment, he did.
Speaker 2: Yes, He grabs Becky and kisses her. He then confesses
Speaker 2: to being in love with her since the first day
Speaker 2: he saw her. Jesse aggressively tells her he wants to
Speaker 2: get married in Nevada so that everybody knows she is his.
Speaker 2: I know he's ruined this. Yeah, he's ruined it. He's
Speaker 2: ruined this moment, ruined the moment for me. Oh, I
Speaker 2: just because now I'm with my own name.
Speaker 1: That's how That's how upset I am is I just
Speaker 1: choked myself with my own headphone cord I.
Speaker 2: He was building to a lovely moment and then he's like,
Speaker 2: I want to possess you. Know.
Speaker 1: What I have to say is this is all incredibly
Speaker 1: toxic Yasier.
Speaker 2: Yes, kids, if you're listening like this is a red.
Speaker 1: Kids, if you're listening, this is not a good example
Speaker 1: of a relationship. If a dude shows up freaks out
Speaker 1: like this, doesn't listen, has a whole thing blames it
Speaker 1: on you, does all this stuff, kisses you, doesn't listen
Speaker 1: to your thing, goes off about it's all about him
Speaker 1: and you disappointed him. And then when he finally realizes
Speaker 1: that you did something to make him happy that he
Speaker 1: always wanted, then all of a sudden he wants to
Speaker 1: own you and marry you.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
Speaker 2: It's very women women and women are property.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's just just I I have.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of thoughts on this one. I
Speaker 2: know who wrote this one. Oh, it was like the
Speaker 2: four writers that wrote yeah and again.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's you know, I think I think you know,
Speaker 1: at a certain point women of a certain age, you
Speaker 1: go okay, we no no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Maybe when you're like twenty five, this is the thing.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this is so romantic. No, no, this
Speaker 1: is no. No one needs to fight like this.
Speaker 2: This episode is like a warning to all of the
Speaker 2: single ladies out there, like right, run and you know.
Speaker 1: What and right and I'm sure And at the time
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Jesse and Beck you're so in love.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is a terrible idea. And Jesse
Speaker 1: doesn't know what he's talking about. And needs to go.
Speaker 1: You'll do some therapy.
Speaker 2: Well that's why I'm so torn, because I love Jesse
Speaker 2: and Becky so much, like they are so holes in
Speaker 2: so many ways. But this scene, well, but you know there,
Speaker 2: Jesse's so problematic.
Speaker 1: Jesse was kind of problematic sometimes, even if fuller. When
Speaker 1: he walks in the door, Becky's carrying all the bags.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right. That's always, it's always it's always
Speaker 2: about Jesse. Yeah, you know gets when you're that good looking,
Speaker 2: you think you can get away with this.
Speaker 1: But it's you know, how far we've come in terms
Speaker 1: of how we view relationships. But this true. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get to the end.
Speaker 2: Get to the end. I know, I know we're almost there.
Speaker 2: Becky doesn't have an answer to this pseudo proposal and
Speaker 2: just puts a hand to his head like maybe he
Speaker 2: has a fever. She doesn't know what to say, so
Speaker 2: Jesse grabs her hands and says, Rebecca Donaldson, I love you,
Speaker 2: and if anything has ever been right, it's you and
Speaker 2: me gets down on one knee and asks her to
Speaker 2: marry him. No, no, it's much better than I own you, Like,
Speaker 2: that's way better.
Speaker 1: But it's still I feel it's still coming from the
Speaker 1: same place. Yeah, but at least he's I need to
Speaker 1: make you mine so that you never have breakfast with
Speaker 1: anyone else again. And it feels.
Speaker 2: But then like but then like, but then Lori cries like,
Speaker 2: but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, right, she does a great job. She does
Speaker 2: such a good job. She's so Laurie's so vulnerable and
Speaker 2: open and like, she handles this scene so well.
Speaker 1: It got to me.
Speaker 2: It got to me, it really, even with problematic Jesse.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, all the Becky and Jesse shippers
Speaker 2: were just.
Speaker 1: Like melting right over meanwhile, sitting here shocked that we
Speaker 1: let this sort of toxic behavior be you know, don't
Speaker 1: accepted on the relationship. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well anyway, it's we'll see what happens next. But the
Speaker 2: tear down the cheek Jesse mouth have mercy. They slowly
Speaker 2: kiss and we get.
Speaker 1: To be continued, and that is our shot to drag
Speaker 1: this poor behavior out for another twenty two minutes.
Speaker 2: So I know, I mean, I know what happens because
Speaker 2: I've seen I know what happens because well they don't
Speaker 2: I know, they get married in a future scenes.
Speaker 1: Well, all we know is Howie's not here, so therefore
Speaker 1: it can't be the wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, how he's not Howie.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: I miss Howie.
Speaker 1: After this episode.
Speaker 2: This makes you then you know it's bad.
Speaker 1: I'm interested to see what happens next. I mean, I know,
Speaker 1: obviously we know what. You know that there's gonna be
Speaker 1: some decisions that have to be made.
Speaker 2: How does it come about?
Speaker 1: Do they have a conversation? How does Jesse handle it?
Speaker 1: I don't feel like it's gonna be handled.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Yeah, he hasn't done any growing in
Speaker 2: this episode. So yeah, I'm a little worried about the
Speaker 2: next episode.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: We'll see. I'm curious how the fans feel about this.
Speaker 2: I feel like the people love John Stamos. They love
Speaker 2: Jesse and Becky so much that I feel like they're
Speaker 2: gonna be very forgiving. Well, yeah, I love him, but
Speaker 2: this was this is a toxic personality, Like this is
Speaker 2: a toxic trait. You know, the two things can be
Speaker 2: true at once. You can love John and Jesse Becky yep,
Speaker 2: and you could acknowledge that Jesse is problematic.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 2: And that's in Yeah, well then this kind of in general.
Speaker 1: He's got a good heart and he's well intentioned.
Speaker 2: He's just got to do he's got to.
Speaker 1: Do some some things, some work. He's got to do
Speaker 1: some work, as we all do.
Speaker 2: He's got to do some emotional work. Yes, yes, as
Speaker 2: we all do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Therapy wasn't as big as the Laddies, No, not, not,
Speaker 2: not as it is now true.
Speaker 1: And you know he had Grandpa Nick. It's just who
Speaker 1: doesn't one to grandma? I even going to night school,
Speaker 1: so you know, but yes, you're right what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: this is all it's learned behavior and Jesse just has
Speaker 1: to do someone learning and we're here for it, and fans,
Speaker 1: we're going to take you through it, through the healing
Speaker 1: of Jesse Katzopolis.
Speaker 2: I hope he's come a long way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: As far as being a family man, we saw in
Speaker 2: the last episode that he's you know, he's there for
Speaker 2: the family. He likes being part of the family team.
Speaker 2: He just needs to work on his relationships. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: his his love love relationships. Check that uh that that.
Speaker 1: The little misogynistic streak a little bit Yeah true.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Wait, everywhere he looks. There's some big ones. The
Speaker 2: one you've already one, You've already.
Speaker 1: Mentioned, one I've mentioned, and I had a second one.
Speaker 2: I think I probably have the same one, which is
Speaker 2: the other everywhere you look, which is our stage manager. Yes,
Speaker 2: which is Mark Sandrowski. Yes, he's he's in the scene,
Speaker 2: in the scene as the as the stage manager.
Speaker 1: Ye, as a stage manager for Wake Up San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Mark Sandrowski, who was Dave Coolier's best friends since they
Speaker 1: were nine years old in Michigan, who wanted to get
Speaker 1: into the business and came out and started working on
Speaker 1: our show, and uh, you know, had done all the
Speaker 1: things and became a second a d and then he
Speaker 1: came to full House and he and Dave had been friends,
Speaker 1: but he was yeah, you see him on there, and
Speaker 1: then that is the same Mark Sandrowski that would years
Speaker 1: later go on to direct and win Emmys.
Speaker 2: For The Big Bank Perry. So here he is. Yeah
Speaker 2: again another thing he started, We started started, he started, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, but it was he mentioned us in his acceptance, right, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: but it is. No.
Speaker 1: It is pretty cool to see though, you know, we
Speaker 1: and and Mark would have been the he was the second, right,
Speaker 1: he was our second.
Speaker 2: Ad, yeah, because he so, Keith was our was our.
Speaker 1: First and back in the earlier seasons we would I
Speaker 1: saw Keith one or two times. But oh yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: now the show has gotten slightly bigger, and now we
Speaker 1: need we can't have Keith, you know, messing about. We
Speaker 1: need him actually doing his job. Yeah, we all hands
Speaker 1: on deck. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now for all these extras in the scenes in and then,
Speaker 2: and Loretta, John's mom is actually the one combing Todd
Speaker 2: Master's hair. Yeah, yeah, she's coman's hair, doing a touch up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was just like, I didn't register when Danny says, oh,
Speaker 2: Loretta's doing my makeup or whatever. It didn't occur to
Speaker 2: me that Loretta is actually in the scene. I wonder
Speaker 2: touching up makeup.
Speaker 1: Now. I wonder if guy that played Todd Masters, since
Speaker 1: he was from General Hospital, like you said, if John
Speaker 1: and him knew each other.
Speaker 2: I wonder if Loretta had met him before.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean. I wonder if that
Speaker 1: was kind of a fun little like a little ha ha, yeah, that.
Speaker 2: She knew him as well. Maybe that's true because she's
Speaker 2: not touching up Danny and she's not touching up Becky
Speaker 2: or Jesse for that matter. So yeah, they probably knew
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I mean, I don't think we. I
Speaker 1: just don't think we see it. But I do wonder
Speaker 1: if you know, because of the general hospital connection.
Speaker 2: They will be met before I'm gonna go with yes,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yes. I'm gonna say yes too. Well,
Speaker 2: delicious everywhere he looks, I love. Yeah, they were great
Speaker 2: every everywhere you books were people that we know in
Speaker 2: this in this one, although not in the in.
Speaker 1: The the the casino I didn't see, and in the audience,
Speaker 1: although again, I feel like I feel like somehow some
Speaker 1: of those, like the older women, were somehow attached to
Speaker 1: somebody's family. And I don't know who or what, but
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to be. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, anytime an extra gets a close.
Speaker 1: Up or right right, or is like a bit to do,
Speaker 1: it's usually it's somebody who's Yeah, who was that person really? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Oh I am, I'm I'm full of thoughts and I'm
Speaker 1: on tenter hooks waiting for the next for the next episode,
Speaker 1: which is the final episode of season two.
Speaker 2: How how have we already gotten to this? We have
Speaker 2: made it through two seasons of the show. A wow, wow,
Speaker 2: and we're still We're still standing. People are still listening
Speaker 2: to us. This is great.
Speaker 1: I mean it's great.
Speaker 2: I'm loving this. I'm having such a good time with you, Like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, it's so much fun, even more fun
Speaker 2: than I expected. Like it's so satisfying, awarding, and I
Speaker 2: get to see you regularly.
Speaker 1: It's so nice they get to see you bat in
Speaker 1: my week, laugh and and have more fun bits with
Speaker 1: with my favorite ab. I just love it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: next next episode, Season two, episode twenty two, Lucky a
Speaker 1: Lady Part two. Mmm, here we come.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: End of second season. Wait, it's almost here and then
Speaker 1: Monto Moore to see what could possibly happen next?
Speaker 2: How do they top this?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Why do they welp this?
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I bet the I bet
Speaker 1: the fan ritos do because they've probably watched all of
Speaker 1: this many, many many times, multiple times through they excited heart.
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