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Speaker 1: I don't care about your heart attack. My son's finger

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Speaker 1: has a booboo.

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Speaker 2: OKAYOPI this is okay. Oh b I'm Samuel Donner and

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Speaker 2: I'm John Fry and we tell the funniest stories on

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Speaker 2: the internets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do.

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Speaker 2: Sam.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been in like a like an accident

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Speaker 1: where you like hurt yourself pretty badly?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm lucky to say that I haven't been in

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Speaker 2: too many accidents. But there is one time that I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm remembering I got a long board right for the

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Speaker 2: first time, and I'm like, I'm going to bomb the

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Speaker 2: biggest hill in my area. So I go to the

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Speaker 2: top of the hill ago and I'm like, I'm also

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Speaker 2: not prepared for it. All. I'm wearing flip flops, I'm

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Speaker 2: wearing a tank top, and I'm wearing like my shortest

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Speaker 2: shorts effort so protected, so protected. And so I get

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Speaker 2: at the top of this hill and I'm like, this

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Speaker 2: is going to be a piece of cake, right, never

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Speaker 2: having ridd this long board before.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're telling me this is the first

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Speaker 1: time you STI put on this long board.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been skateboards before, but I like completely different.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, like you literally step foot

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Speaker 1: on like a board.

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Speaker 2: I had step forward like I had boards before. It

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Speaker 2: was the first time I've ever gotten a long boat.

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Speaker 2: I get to the top of the hill, I stand

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Speaker 2: on and I'm carving. I'm carving, but it's it's still

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Speaker 2: pretty pretty, like you know, flat right. Yeah. I get

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Speaker 2: to the tail section and I'm going faster and faster

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Speaker 2: and faster, and I'm like, oh crap. And there's a

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Speaker 2: certain point when you're going so fast you don't have control.

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Speaker 2: You get speed wobbles, and so the board starts shaking

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Speaker 2: and I'm just like seeing my life flash before my eyes.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, it's coming. It's coming. And

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Speaker 2: I get thrown from the board right and I twist

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Speaker 2: back and I'm not wearing a helmet too, of course, yeah,

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Speaker 2: twist back and my my I kind of like I

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Speaker 2: luckily I don't hit my head, but I slide back

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Speaker 2: and I'm just ripping up my whole back. I'm wearing

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Speaker 2: a tank top, so there's no no protection, ripping the

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Speaker 2: skin on the concrete all along my back, all along

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Speaker 2: my legs. And I come home and like like like

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Speaker 2: I get up, I'm bleeding everywhere. My back is totally erecked.

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Speaker 2: I come home and I said, and I and I

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Speaker 2: and I go go to the door. I'm like, mom,

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Speaker 2: I felt like, you know, I'm bleeding everywhere, and it's

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Speaker 2: just like you idiot, you didn't wear a helmet, go

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Speaker 2: to your room. No. And even worse, even worse is

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Speaker 2: the next day, I I like, I'm actually no, Like

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Speaker 2: that week we had like my big swim competition. So no,

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Speaker 2: throughout the week, I'm becoming all scabbed up from all

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Speaker 2: these scabs on my back. And we had the swim

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Speaker 2: competition later that week, so I end up competing. But

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Speaker 2: what happened and I still like give it a my all.

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Speaker 2: But what happens is as soon as I like like

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Speaker 2: get off the blocks, all the scabs are ripping open

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Speaker 2: and there's just blood in the water. It's like freaking

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Speaker 2: jaws every row and it's bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: So yes, that's my story of getting hurt. Man, I

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Speaker 2: need to vomit crazy. I take a fast one, a

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Speaker 2: quick bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Yea, you should have been like I just murdered, y'all.

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Speaker 1: That's why it was blood in the water.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I didn't win.

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Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? Wait did you not like what did you?

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Speaker 1: Was there no like practice between the.

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Speaker 2: There was, but it was taper, so I can kind

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Speaker 2: of go slow, like there's a taper week before big,

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Speaker 2: big events where you're just kind of like allowing your

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Speaker 2: muscles to recover. I see, my coaches thought I was

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Speaker 2: an idiot too. I was an idiot, man.

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Speaker 1: That's the That street just treated you like a cheese grater. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was a big hunked cheese. Wasn't even delicious though.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness, well, we.

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Speaker 1: Have a we have a story today about someone else

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Speaker 1: who got in an accident honestly ten times less severe,

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Speaker 1: but they kind of blow it.

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Speaker 2: Out of proportions.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about your heart attack. My son's finger

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Speaker 1: has a boo.

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Speaker 2: Boo that seems like two different scales of hurts. Not

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Speaker 2: the boo boo, not the boo boo.

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Speaker 1: How could you have this? This man is dying, but

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Speaker 1: my finger though, my fing though, all right, let's dive

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Speaker 1: into this one. So it was another wondrous day in

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Speaker 1: the emergency room.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: It was a wondrous day.

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Speaker 2: We love emergency. We love it. We gotta love it.

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Speaker 1: People running wild, trying to keep up frantic health employees

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Speaker 1: talking over each other. The emergency room is a mixture

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Speaker 1: of very severe patients in real risk of dying and

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Speaker 1: patients who really don't have an emergency.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's like hypochondrias.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but they like coming in here for who knows

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Speaker 1: what reason and everything in between, just to be seen

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Speaker 1: and loved, just to be, just to be. I want,

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Speaker 1: I want my my fake emergency to be to be recognized. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I want to be acknowledged, to be validated. My fingy

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Speaker 1: deserves validation. Now, we had a twenty three year old

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Speaker 1: male who dislocated his index finger in a sporting competition.

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Speaker 2: Okay, doesn't seem like too bad of an injury.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty you know, not even a whole appendage. He

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Speaker 1: had four other working fans. No, no, he had nine

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Speaker 1: other working fingers. Bro this man's fine. He came in

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Speaker 1: accompanied by his dad, the main antagonist in this story foreshadowing.

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Speaker 1: We attended to the sun and since we are an

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Speaker 1: expensive private hospital, we called the orthopedist to come down

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Speaker 1: and fix his finger. Meanwhile, the lad was given a

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Speaker 1: painkiller to help with the pain while he waited for

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Speaker 2: And that sounds like everything's going to plan.

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Speaker 1: Everything is going swimmingly so far as if on Q

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Speaker 1: in comes a man with horrendous chest pains.

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: In the emergency department, we treat every single chest pain

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Speaker 1: as guilty of being a heart attack until being proven innocent.

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Speaker 1: So basically, like we we just assume it's a heart attack.

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Speaker 2: From the jump. Yeah, but you should because the heart

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Speaker 2: attacks are deadly.

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Speaker 1: This is true, so we begin investigations. We had finished

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Speaker 1: taking a brief history and we were setting up the

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Speaker 1: heart attack. At that point, entitled Dad strolls on up

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Speaker 1: to us and says.

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Speaker 2: Hey, my son is in a lot of pain. You

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Speaker 2: can't just ignore him like this. But the guy has

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Speaker 2: a heart attack. Your son has a dislocated finger. Priorities, priorities,

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Speaker 2: my guy.

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Speaker 1: Me, sir, your son was just giving medication to aid

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Speaker 1: with the pain and we cannot do anything more for him.

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Speaker 1: The specialist is on the way to get the finger fixed.

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Speaker 1: Entitled Dad, I know that, but but.

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Speaker 2: You must do something.

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Speaker 1: You can't just leave him like that, just off on

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Speaker 1: his left, on his own to defend himself.

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Speaker 2: With his only one finger. With all his finger, I

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Speaker 2: can't even point anywhere? How do I know where he

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Speaker 2: wants me to go and where he used to go?

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Speaker 1: Put if a mountain lion attacks him and he can't

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Speaker 1: even point out where it is, the Chief of the er, Sir,

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Speaker 1: we have a much more urgent case here. Your son

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Speaker 1: is perfectly fine, and nobody but the orthopedist can fix

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Speaker 1: his finger as per hospital rules. Makes sense, makes perfect sense. That,

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Speaker 1: of course, is unless you would be happy for a

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Speaker 1: non specialist to PLoP that old finger back into place,

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Speaker 1: and you accept the risk of attention by a non specialist.

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Speaker 2: Entitled Dad, Well.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, but uh the chief of the r wonderful,

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Speaker 1: Now give us space, please, we are trying to work

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Speaker 1: on this potential heart attack. At the heart attack it

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Speaker 1: bro goodness. Entitled Dad huffed his way back to the

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Speaker 1: orthopedic procedures room his son was in. You might think

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Speaker 1: walking into a room of three doctors setting up an

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Speaker 1: EKG machine on a patient with an I'm in pain

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Speaker 1: priorities are priorities.

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Speaker 2: But no, no, no, this guy does not come again.

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Speaker 1: His son was way too precious to have a finger

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Speaker 1: Boo boo sideline for a man with chest pains and

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Speaker 1: a potential heart attack. Now, in case you were wondering,

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Speaker 1: it all had an happy ending. The man with the

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Speaker 1: chest pains ended up not having a full blown heart attack,

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Speaker 1: and the twenty three year old got his finger fixed

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Speaker 1: and will be competition ready in no time.

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Speaker 2: Happy endings all around, that's right. But man like, don't

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Speaker 2: interrupt a doctor trying to treat a heart attack, like, come.

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Speaker 1: On, cannot even begin to imagine.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, But you know what you should always imagine?

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