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Speaker 1: What's with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 1: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 1: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 1: this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 4: Okay, there, I just need to know are you the Titanic?

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Speaker 4: Because your body is legendary and I want to explore

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Speaker 4: your lower decks.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do, resist the urge to throw his wallet

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Speaker 1: in the toilet and tell him to explore that poop

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Speaker 1: deck instead, tell him to hold your waist while you

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Speaker 1: stand up at the bow of the bar. And that's

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Speaker 1: when you give him the digits to the loser line,

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Speaker 1: and hopefully he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we

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Speaker 1: can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: What type of woman do you think?

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Speaker 3: I am?

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Speaker 5: You think?

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Speaker 3: Can you think it's okay to exchange in numbers with

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Speaker 3: someone as a check so as me? And then that

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Speaker 3: reach out for twenty four hours?

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Speaker 6: Who are you calling other than me?

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Speaker 5: Hi?

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Speaker 2: You reached for Ronica.

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Speaker 6: You're calling this number?

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Speaker 3: It means I gave it to you after three or

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Speaker 3: more drinks, or because you bragged about your crypto game,

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Speaker 3: and I liked it.

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Speaker 6: That's the type you go for.

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Speaker 3: I don't need you, you need me.

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Speaker 5: Oh next Messagay.

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Speaker 6: That didn't work on the guys in the room. You

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Speaker 6: were just extra turned on and wanting to call her immediately.

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Speaker 1: I kind of reached for my wallet when she said

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Speaker 1: that that you know what I gave up? I just

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Speaker 1: I love it when attractive people get the loser line

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Speaker 1: because they're so incredulous, so like, how could you not

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Speaker 1: be interested in me?

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Speaker 6: And they don't even know that they're leaving the message.

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Speaker 6: At first, I thought she was mocking herself, and then

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Speaker 6: I'm like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, yeah, I thought, yeah, that's word.

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Speaker 2: Than Samantha, It's ready. We never finished our combo from yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I I'm really into you, but I do need to

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Speaker 2: know your number. You know your your body count. I'm serious, Like,

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Speaker 2: you never answered me about that. And even though I

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Speaker 2: told your mind which is two and a half, which

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Speaker 2: I don't know why, it's just a half, that's what

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Speaker 2: you said. It had to be my take. All the

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Speaker 2: cards on the table, extended family members should count as

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Speaker 2: full numbers. So I'm going with three and I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to feel bad about it. It's just something that

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Speaker 2: happened anyways. I just think it's fair that I know

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Speaker 2: your number two. Is it bigger than two and a

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Speaker 2: half or less?

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Speaker 5: I'm curious.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the math on that. Was it

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Speaker 1: two normal hookups and one cousin or five cousins up

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Speaker 1: to two and a.

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Speaker 6: Half and you're just adding all the halves together.

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Speaker 1: An and a half? Now.

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Speaker 6: I was so against sharing body count because I don't

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Speaker 6: think it matters until that call. Yeah, maybe that if

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Speaker 6: there's a half, Ever, what is a quarter of him?

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Speaker 6: I don't need to know. You're the one asking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, none of us. You do your thing and then

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Speaker 1: report back to us on what the percentages should be.

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Speaker 5: It comes back points somehow.

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Speaker 1: God, we're in the middle of the loser line. Remember

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Speaker 1: we are on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram and all the podcast platforms,

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Speaker 1: so you could find us there at Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to the next clip.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Ray, it's from the singles mixer at Margaritaville. I

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Speaker 3: hope this isn't like weird of me to ask, but

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Speaker 3: I was wondering if maybe I could come by your

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Speaker 3: place sometime this weekend. It's just like, I really need

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Speaker 3: someplace to watch the latest season of The Great British Bakeoff.

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Speaker 3: I'm like halfway through this thing and my son of

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Speaker 3: a check boyfriend, Charlie, apparently he found out I was

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Speaker 3: still using his Netflix account and anyhow the mother changed

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Speaker 3: the password on me again. So now I'm like totally

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Speaker 3: left in suspense. So like, hopefully you're around, or you know,

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Speaker 3: even if you're not, I wouldn't mind watching it by

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Speaker 3: myself at your place. I can just put myself in.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty tidy. I mean, hey, I clean, I mean toilet.

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Speaker 5: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Next message, or she could come over to my house

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Speaker 6: and watch it.

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Speaker 1: Forget coming over to watch Netflix. She should be your

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Speaker 1: new roommate through that place down and then take you

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Speaker 1: up something nice for when she's done.

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Speaker 6: I love that people who watch a Great British Bakeoff

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Speaker 6: are the ones with the dirtiest mouse.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Hey there, Lilian, this is Captain from Kenmore,

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Speaker 5: Reptiles and Quorium. You're waking number down in our hot

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Speaker 5: deals on Cold Blood Books. Really pretty handwriting, by the way,

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Speaker 5: very nice. But so anyway, I'm calling me because we've

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Speaker 5: got some exclusive reptile specials. I thought you might be

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Speaker 5: interested in this month, We've got to buy one. Get

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Speaker 5: one on feed er mice. Could be a nice meal

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Speaker 5: for any of our scaly friends you might have, or

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Speaker 5: maybe an ex boyfriend you know. Wait, let's say I

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Speaker 5: got a couple of red eared slider turtles. One's name

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Speaker 5: is Judge Judy because she's got that still at courtroom energy.

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Speaker 5: She loves to swim laps and can be surprisingly sassy

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Speaker 5: if you skip or kale anyway, she's available. Oh and

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Speaker 5: if you're in the market for a starter or go on,

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Speaker 5: I got one named Sherbert. Honestly hasn't really clicked with

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Speaker 5: anyone yet, so I don't know why, but she's got

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Speaker 5: to think for the ladies. So anyway, if you wanted

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Speaker 5: to swing by, who knows got some deals that you're

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Speaker 5: interested come, you know, come swing by the shop anytime, stay.

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Speaker 6: Expert salesman. Yeah, in the market for a reptile until.

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Speaker 4: Now, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: He thought that he was leaving a voicemail for a

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Speaker 1: real customer, not for a radio show, which honestly can

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Speaker 1: only mean one thing that Sherbert has not been adopted yet.

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Speaker 1: And if there's a reptile store near you with a

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Speaker 1: lizard named Sherbert in there. We are begging you to

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Speaker 1: go in and ask the clerk, is it okay if

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Speaker 1: I hold your lizard and maybe touch tongues with it

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Speaker 1: just a little bit, just to see if we click.

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Speaker 6: Apparently really likes the ladies.

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Speaker 5: Yes, tongue, stick to your tongue. Huation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hot situation. Go have these on a meal worm milkshake, which.

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Speaker 6: One of those bog Yes.

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Speaker 1: You could be Sherbert's forever home and that story would

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Speaker 1: be great for our socials, So please make it happen

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Speaker 1: all of your favorite loser lines where we highlight them

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning