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Speaker 2: Before we begin the show today, I just want to

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Speaker 2: say I would love if you came to see me live.

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Speaker 2: It means so much to me. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for listening to the show. But when you buy a

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Speaker 2: ticket to come see one of my shows, I just

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Speaker 2: feel so much better knowing that my podcast listeners, my besties,

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Speaker 2: are in the audience. I would love to see you

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Speaker 2: next Friday, September fifteenth, at the Chicago Theater. If you

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Speaker 2: or someone you know lives in Chicago, tell yourself or

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Speaker 2: let that person know that I'm going to be there.

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Speaker 2: I would love, love love for you to spread the word.

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Speaker 2: It means so freaking much to me. And then the

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Speaker 2: next night, September sixteenth, Saturday, I'm going to be in Puri,

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Speaker 2: Illinois at the Puria Civic Center, so I hope to

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Speaker 2: see you guys there. I love when you're at my shows.

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Speaker 2: It makes me feel this warmth that you know no

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Speaker 2: other fan of mine brings me. But don't tell them

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Speaker 2: I love you, besties. Enjoy the show today.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: The Nicky Glaser podcastnik Gleaser pos here, Nikki, Hello here

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Speaker 3: I am It's Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We'll go to the show. I am here in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 2: California with my boyfriend who is now I'm Lody two

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Speaker 2: years old, true avoided two years old. Hey, everybody, Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's Chris Convey from the Courtney Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Chris Gotty everybody.

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Speaker 2: The night on the eve of his forty second birthday,

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Speaker 2: I played come and see, I swear b Now. I

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Speaker 2: just start playing it in bed. It's like it Dave Matthews,

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Speaker 2: and he goes, is this number forty one? And I

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Speaker 2: was like, yeare damn right. It is the only time

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Speaker 2: you can ever listen to it ever again, because once

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Speaker 2: you age out of this song, you can't go back.

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Speaker 5: Oh, And I was so sad. It's good to listen

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Speaker 5: to Dave Matthews. It's a good song. Don't you care

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Speaker 5: you dare?

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying, wait, the song is called number forty one.

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Speaker 2: It was just the forty first song he wrote, and

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Speaker 2: so instead of naming it, he just called it number

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Speaker 2: forty one. And it has nothing to do with a

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Speaker 2: song anyway. The whole show is here. Brian Frangie is here.

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Speaker 2: Check out his new clip I posted on my story

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Speaker 2: yesterday because we're recording this to I posted on Ada

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Speaker 2: it's yesterday to you, but you can go check his

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Speaker 2: new He has a new cartoon out about burning Man

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Speaker 2: that is so so funny.

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Speaker 1: That is on Brian Frangie on his Instagram. Go see it.

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Speaker 6: F R A n g E.

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Speaker 1: Bryan spelled the name way you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 7: And it's kind of podcast related because I went on

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Speaker 7: that rant at the last episode. Yeah, and now now

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Speaker 7: you know why, because I was still I was really feeling.

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Speaker 2: That, Yeah, because you stayed up till like three am,

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Speaker 2: make it three thirty in the morning, that the eve

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Speaker 2: of the last podcast making that.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes it's worth it.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure if it's ever worth it to do

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Speaker 7: something like somewhat topical, but yeah, I was like, oh

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Speaker 7: my god, I gotta I have so many feelings about

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Speaker 7: this burning Man thing, and I just want to make

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Speaker 7: a video about it. And then I'd like sacrificed like

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Speaker 7: Labor Day weekend to make this cartoon. And I said,

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Speaker 7: release it on Tuesday.

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Speaker 6: And I'm not one hundred per sure if it was

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Speaker 6: worth to do worth it?

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Speaker 1: It's totally worth.

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Speaker 4: Time.

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Speaker 6: Can I do that? How many days will I sacrifice.

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Speaker 5: To make a you can't be about you can sacrifice sleep.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you think was bitching about being up till three

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Speaker 4: am after fucking making it?

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Speaker 2: Sorry not do that.

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Speaker 5: He was so tired he killed himself.

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Speaker 2: No kidding, Yeah, I would say once a quarter is

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Speaker 2: when is when I I allow myself to have those

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Speaker 6: Have burned out Burning Man out.

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Speaker 2: Once Burning Man. But if you think it's worth to

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Speaker 2: go check that clip out.

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Speaker 4: He covered the socio political spectrum that I I didn't realize, Like,

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Speaker 4: you hit something new for me where I was like, yes,

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Speaker 4: like the best comedy does that. It makes you realize

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Speaker 4: something you subconsciously knew but had never thought. Oh you're

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Speaker 4: like god, fuck, that's why it bugs me.

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 4: Like everyone I know that goes not everyone, No, not

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Speaker 4: of people I know who go there are trust fun

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Speaker 4: kids and you're right there. Anyway, go look at the

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Speaker 4: Burning Man clip.

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Speaker 7: I don't want such a good compliment because well, first

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Speaker 7: of all, I purposely did not make fun of like

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Speaker 7: granola hippies that go to Burning Man because I don't

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Speaker 7: I don't think that there's anything to really make fun

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Speaker 7: of them. For I like the nineteen eighties Burning Man

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Speaker 7: in San Francisco, where it's just like a bunch of

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Speaker 7: granola hippies going there to experience like their community. That

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Speaker 7: to me is fine. It's what it's become. That the

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Speaker 7: is the purpose of the cartoon. But what you just

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Speaker 7: said was like the exact conversation I had with Ali.

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Speaker 7: I walked into the living room. She's sitting there. She's

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Speaker 7: watching Seinfeld in its entirety, by the way, which makes

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Speaker 7: me very proud.

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Speaker 6: What he's an eight right now.

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Speaker 2: That's fun.

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Speaker 1: It makes you very what proud?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I thought you're gonna say, mad I

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Speaker 7: I walk in while she's watching season eight of Seinfeld,

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Speaker 7: and I go, I think I have to do it,

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Speaker 7: And she's like what, And I was like, I think

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Speaker 7: I have to make a Burning Man cartoon, even though

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Speaker 7: I don't want to stay up.

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Speaker 6: Until fucking four o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 7: And then I had this discussion with her which is

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Speaker 7: almost exactly what Anya said, which is like, I don't

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Speaker 7: just want to say the same thing that everyone else

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Speaker 7: the Rachel Ziegler thing where it's like, I know I

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Speaker 7: and so I need, I need to be the fox

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Speaker 7: woman of my own existence and come up with the

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Speaker 7: reason why I feel this way, And and I did,

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Speaker 7: and I think I did, and I think I came

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Speaker 7: up with a different reasoning as to why this whole

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Speaker 7: Like why was I happy that burning man got mudded out?

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Speaker 6: Why would that make me happy?

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Speaker 1: And so I explored that us like I'm jealous, Yeah, no, not.

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Speaker 4: Me nice, Yeah, you want to be punished.

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Speaker 6: Yes, isn't.

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Speaker 2: As they shod call back? Isn't though? Isn't that also

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Speaker 2: it all stem from that? I'm not I'm not saying

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Speaker 2: that you're jealous of those people. I'm just putting it

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Speaker 2: why do we hate rich people? It's because they're they're

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Speaker 2: evil and greedy and all that stuff. But don't we

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Speaker 2: kind of like aren't we a little bit like I want.

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Speaker 7: To Well, sure of course we want the money. But

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Speaker 7: I think my thing was, well, I think go ahead, Chris, Well.

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Speaker 5: It's well, like I think it's the arrogance that comes

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Speaker 5: with with that, like they were entitlement or like you

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Speaker 5: know that. I mean, think the fact that you're calling

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Speaker 5: out trust fund people like they have done nothing. It's

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Speaker 5: that beautiful saying that they were born on third base

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that beautiful saying that meant nothing to be someone

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Speaker 5: But that happens all the time, where people think that

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Speaker 5: and deserve to be, you know, a level of confidence

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Speaker 5: out is I don't think it's based in jealousy over

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Speaker 4: But it's most of the people that I actually know

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Speaker 4: that have been to Burning Man that are burners, if

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Speaker 4: you will, are totally cool, nice, middle class people who

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Speaker 4: do not fall into that category.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just.

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Speaker 4: Taking your word for it, Brian, that there's this whole

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Speaker 7: Oh no, yeah, they did a study and they found

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Speaker 7: that it's now over sixteen percent of the people who

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Speaker 7: a playground for the rich.

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Speaker 6: And like my point of.

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Speaker 7: The video was to say that it's it's not just

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Speaker 7: them for that? It's that I just feel like people

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Speaker 7: like they experience something so incredible. When it's like, no,

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Speaker 7: you're flailing for some reason because I don't understand why

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Speaker 7: was your transformative experience that you fucking climbed onto a

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Speaker 7: pirate ship with a bunch of like smelly people for

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Speaker 7: me that that's the answer, that that's what I should

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Speaker 2: This is, honestly, this is exactly how I feel about

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Speaker 2: having kids. Like I when I was seeking like why

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Speaker 2: do people want to have them? I was doing the

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Speaker 2: same thing you were doing. Of like this thing bothers me.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why it does. I can't understand why

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Speaker 2: it irks me so much, And it's more than just

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Speaker 2: I'm of a certain age where it's like time to

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Speaker 2: decide it's like. And the thing is, it's the same

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Speaker 2: exact route. I think people do it because they're flailing

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Speaker 2: in life and they don't have they they're flailing.

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Speaker 1: Flailing is a great word.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Where I'm like, stop pretending like you're doing

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Speaker 2: it for other reasons other than you're flailing, and that's okay,

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Speaker 2: Like I it, just admit that that's it. That yes,

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Speaker 2: because I say on stage now, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: give away if you're coming to see me on tour.

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Speaker 2: Tickets on sale now, Nicki Glazer dot com. But this

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Speaker 2: is one of my favorite things to do right now.

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Speaker 2: And thank you to all the besties who wrote me

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Speaker 2: about why you wanted kids, why you want kids, why

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Speaker 2: you did want kids, why you don't want kids, like

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Speaker 2: so many people wrote me. Keep sending me stuff. I

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Speaker 2: will I might write back just like I might heart it.

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Speaker 2: But I read your paragraphs about this stuff because I

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Speaker 2: am fascinated in people's reasoning. I used what I like,

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Speaker 2: use every lodge answer that people have given me in

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Speaker 2: my set because I want to cover them all. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to leave anyone out being like, oh, she's

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Speaker 2: just doing the thing where she just says the thing

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Speaker 2: like give everyone's example, so no one in the audience, which.

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Speaker 1: So often when I watch stand up, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, but he's not.

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Speaker 1: He's making fun of vegans.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't even hit my point, which is like

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Speaker 1: Tell me about it.

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, excellent, Happy birthday, Chris.

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Speaker 6: I can't fit it in the whole one I forget.

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Speaker 6: The word is meaninglessness, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Meaninglessness, he goes meaningless.

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Speaker 7: I accidentally said meaningless instead of meaninglessness, because that's just

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Speaker 2: Well, your captain got me because I relied on your

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Speaker 4: It's funny because he sounds like the guy from Raymore

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Speaker 5: Are you doing? We're we're doing like a crossword puzzle

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Speaker 2: I I'm allowed to make a mistake, babe. I didn't

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Speaker 5: Didn't even realize it on your own. I had to

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Speaker 5: That's why I was three minutes worse thing because of

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I love when someone's in a group

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, when I met Nikki, she was listening to music

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Speaker 7: That's how she made money. Chris, you know you got

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Speaker 7: to let her make money.

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Speaker 1: I would rather. I mean, I can't even imagine.

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Speaker 2: That makes you so uncomfortable, uncomfortable, comfortable, comfortable, uncomfortable. But

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Speaker 2: I was just doing the web.

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Speaker 1: Nest day Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: But when I write comfortable, I write comfortable.

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Speaker 1: You know, i'd say it in my own acceptable.

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Speaker 4: People often give this word an ex.

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Speaker 1: I think I can't say that anymore.

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Speaker 2: You have to call it Asian.

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Speaker 2: Last night was Chris's birthday. We had so much fun.

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Speaker 2: We went to What did we do? We went to

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Speaker 5: Our favorite ras and Brian loves it too, Brian Brian

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Speaker 2: It can get you a good shirt at Zara. That's

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Speaker 1: My god, my mouth is watering.

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Speaker 4: I don't even want a seaweed salad.

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Speaker 1: Why are you doing this?

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Speaker 2: No seafood salad? I mean, it's lobster, it's crap, it's calamari,

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Speaker 2: and it's all in this delicious lemonie uh dressing, and

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's just all seafood and it's fresh, and it's not

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Speaker 2: It's just like, but it tastes kind of buttery because

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Speaker 2: it's lobstery. Oh it's so good anyway. Now I just

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Speaker 5: Great. Oh it's like old school Italian, Yeah restaurant.

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Speaker 2: I get a spinach asparagus, a big plate of red

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Speaker 1: All that roughage, it's like doesn't fill you up.

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Speaker 2: So I'm kind of excited the whole time because I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Fourth meal.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, this is fine.

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Speaker 2: This will just fill me up until I get to

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Speaker 4: That are you guys playing a game?

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Speaker 1: Is that what I saw on your story. We're always playing.

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Speaker 2: Games psychological with each other hashtag Sean O'Brien. So we played.

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Speaker 2: So then after REOs, we I had to go do

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Speaker 7: as a New Yorker, REOs originally is a New York

442
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,040
Speaker 7: restaurant that kind of has ties to the mafia and

443
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Speaker 7: you're not.

444
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Speaker 6: Allowed to go there.

445
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 7: The only way you could go to Rao's in New

446
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 7: York was during COVID. For some reason, they started doing

447
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,600
Speaker 7: dep takeout orders. You could take out and that was

448
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 7: like the first time in one hundred years that any

449
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:31,600
Speaker 7: non connected person, whether you're a very rich or famous

450
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,360
Speaker 7: celebrity or a singer or a politician or in the mop,

451
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 7: could you get one of like the eight tables at Raos.

452
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 7: So it really was like a magical place that was

453
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Speaker 7: forbidden for New Yorkers. And then in twenty twelve or

454
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Speaker 7: something for because of some cousin or something, they decide

455
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,639
Speaker 7: to open up a Raos in California in La that

456
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,679
Speaker 7: anybody could go to anybody and it's not even a

457
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Speaker 7: dress code.

458
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get a table anything.

459
00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, there's no dress code, but they you it

460
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 2: feels like the real one. I would assume. I have

461
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 2: no idea. I know that Greg Fitzman's dad died at

462
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,360
Speaker 2: the Raw.

463
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 5: York A purely original.

464
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 1: So if you have any died, laughing really hard.

465
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Speaker 7: It's such a it's such a privilege to be able

466
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Speaker 7: to go to Rios, and it's one of the few

467
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 7: places in La or in SoCal that has true New

468
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 7: York Italian food, and so I love going there and

469
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 7: that's why I went there for my last two birthdays.

470
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Speaker 5: It's a hidden gem too, because it's not like it's

471
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 5: it's it's off the beaten path. Yes, it's in a

472
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,160
Speaker 5: weird locations.

473
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,679
Speaker 2: In between two studios in La. Yeah, it's uh. So

474
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Speaker 2: we dined there and it was me, Brian, Brian's wife Ali,

475
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 2: and then our friend Nick, who's a girl that what

476
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 2: we call her Nick It confused me from a very

477
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,159
Speaker 2: long time because Chris was originally friends with her and

478
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: he would always be like my friend Nick, and then

479
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, it was a girl, and I

480
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: was like, who is she?

481
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 1: She's great.

482
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: And then his two other friends, Lana and Wong.

483
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Speaker 1: You kept calling her.

484
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Speaker 5: I call her Wong, but her name's Chris, Kristin.

485
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 2: Yes, And they were so great and it was just

486
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: and I hadn't really hung out with them before because

487
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 2: they're like your work friends. I'd met Kristin, but I

488
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 2: hadn't met Lana, and they were so awesome and they

489
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,199
Speaker 2: felt like new friends to me.

490
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Speaker 1: It was just such a good night. And then we went.

491
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: I went and did a set. It went great and

492
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: then and it.

493
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 2: Was nice because they everyone was like, well, go watch

494
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 2: your set, and I was like, I like that, but

495
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 2: there's something about it I don't like, because this is

496
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 2: the problem. If my set just goes kind of okay,

497
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 2: there's like a I have to then hang out with

498
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: these people afterwards all night long. And I just had

499
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: a mediocre set, And in my head, if I have

500
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,120
Speaker 2: a mediocre set on my own, I don't give a fuck.

501
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to everyone who buys a ticket to my show.

502
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,239
Speaker 2: I will get over it pretty quickly because I have to.

503
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 2: This happens sometimes sometimes it's you just have a bad

504
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,679
Speaker 2: you have a bad one, but if I have friends

505
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 2: and family there that I then have to hang out

506
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: with it. And some of these people are people who

507
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 2: have hung out with me for the first time, and

508
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 2: it's just embarrassing. And I know that I'm made way

509
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 2: better than that, and I'm okay with it, but they

510
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 2: don't know that that's all they've ever seen of me,

511
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: and they think that like maybe I'm one of these

512
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 2: comics who has like tricked people into thinking I'm good,

513
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: which is my secret fear anyway, and then they are

514
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: gonna talk on the way home like yikes.

515
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 1: That was like really uncomfortable.

516
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: And then I have to like sit with them the

517
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: whole night and we had to like play this game

518
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 2: like we were gonna play a board game. So I

519
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 2: was happy that when I did look at my phone

520
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: at dinner, it was like so late that I couldn't

521
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,199
Speaker 2: have gotten every I was gonna be okay with them

522
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 2: watching right, but I was like, Okay, this is actually

523
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: perfect because I'm I'm late for my set. We don't

524
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: have enough time to corral everyone to get over there.

525
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 2: I just have to take an uber and fucking go

526
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: And so yeah, so they missed it.

527
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 5: But but you would have been here, like they could

528
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 5: have gone to that set and it could have been terrible.

529
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 5: You pulled that heroic dinner move that you do. You

530
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 5: do pretty often, but it was really nice because you know,

531
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 5: you didn't know everybody there. But Nikki did that thing

532
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 5: where she left and gave the waiter the credit card

533
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 5: and paid for everybody's everybody's dinner.

534
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Speaker 2: I slept it was like five minutes into the dinner

535
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,880
Speaker 2: because I knew you were going to be like ten

536
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: minutes in. You were gonna sneak it and pay for

537
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 2: your own things. So I just I said, I just

538
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: did this. To the guy, I was like, can I

539
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 2: get like like I was asking for more sauce or something.

540
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 2: And then I didn't even look at him, and I

541
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 2: just put the card because I didn't want anyone to notice.

542
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 1: And I just like palmed it too.

543
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 5: He knew he.

544
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 2: Said, you can buy yourself a shirt.

545
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 6: SAT question is that.

546
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 5: It's such a it's such a generous thing, but it's

547
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 5: like such a great power move too. Thanks, like you

548
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 5: looked you looked pretty cool.

549
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 2: And then I was like, babe, tip him, well, I

550
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,119
Speaker 2: gotta go collect my credit card for me. You know

551
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 2: what to do, bab, And then I jetted off, and

552
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 2: then they came and met all of them came over

553
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,959
Speaker 2: to the Improv, and the Improv fucking hooked us up

554
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: with like this private room up in the green room area.

555
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 2: They gave it to us for us to play our

556
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: favorite board game, Code Names.

557
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 5: Brought a board game.

558
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,040
Speaker 1: Brought a board game into the Improv.

559
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 2: They didn't have a second show, so I closed out

560
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 2: the first show or the only show, and then we

561
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: just got to hang out in this cute add key

562
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 2: green room that is like perfect, beautiful couches, great, like

563
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: just a great setting, a beanbag chair, and like we

564
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 2: just sat around and played this board game Code Names

565
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: that we love. That is such a good game. If

566
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: you know, you know, I I why okay, if you

567
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 2: know you know, it's so good and we and that's

568
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: like our favorite thing to do I think as a

569
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: couple with other people is play Code Names. It's like

570
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: it's so fun because it's like, oh.

571
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 5: Boy, how much time you got, Sister's.

572
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 2: All I know, Oh, yeah, I'm kidding, we'll do a

573
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: special episode.

574
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Speaker 1: We won't do that to you.

575
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone out by the way who did

576
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 2: subscribe to the Diamond Players. I got people messaging me

577
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 2: about our secret, our secret episode that dropped last week,

578
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: and people are like, oh my god, you you really

579
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 2: showed up for us by giving us like premium content.

580
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: I shared a story on the Diamond.

581
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 2: Players Club episode that I did not share that needs

582
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 2: to be behind a paywall, and so like, I don't

583
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 2: want everyone to have it.

584
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: You know, it's uh, and it was.

585
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 7: It's it's good when people are I talked about like

586
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 7: something that was really embarrassing to me.

587
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 2: When it's behind a pay well, you feel safe. Not

588
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: that I don't feel free with you guys, because I do.

589
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 2: I just know that the people I'm referencing in the

590
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 2: thing aren't going to pay that payall.

591
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: They're not going to take that stuff.

592
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 2: They don't even know what you names. I don't even name.

593
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: I didn't name names, but I just know that if

594
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 2: someone because this is what happens, I talk about something

595
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: like without names and I talk and but someone listening

596
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 2: knows who it is, and they go, I'm going to

597
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: send it to that person so that they know that

598
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: they're talking about them because they think it's like they'd

599
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 2: want to hear this because they don't think they don't

600
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 2: see why that person wouldn't like it at all. Not

601
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: that I'd ever say anything really disparaging, except about that

602
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 2: nepos scum that I talked about. People were freaking out.

603
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 5: You were in, but you were when you said the

604
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 5: net post gum thing. You were in like a mood

605
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 5: I was in.

606
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 1: I was a big gum.

607
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 4: You never said scum.

608
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: I don't think I said it. Did you listen?

609
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 4: You said like NEPO piece of shit?

610
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: What maybe that?

611
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, neppo scum.

612
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 2: I was like proud if I had said nebo scump

613
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: because it's so funny.

614
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: I think the word scum is funny.

615
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 7: I heard something seventies someone yesterday said to someone else

616
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 7: that you are like the scum on the bottom of

617
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 7: my shoe.

618
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 6: And wait, I heard that. Yeah, we both heard it.

619
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:30,959
Speaker 1: Who was that?

620
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 2: He was a waiter?

621
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 7: I was like, I was like, saw much Christ. That

622
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 7: sounds so much worse than any other insult. Like then

623
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 7: to call something then if you said you're a piece

624
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 7: of ship, to call someone the scum at my bottom

625
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 7: of the shoe was so viscerally disturbing to me.

626
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 6: Yes, and I was like, God.

627
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 2: I heard that too, and it was like a younger

628
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: kind of hipper person than me. And I felt cool

629
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 2: because I go, I just used scum, or at least

630
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 2: someone said I did, so I kind of felt cool.

631
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 2: I don't know if I called this person neposcum, but

632
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 2: two weeks ago or something, I was talking about a

633
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: friend of mine witnessing a nepo baby scum like yell

634
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 2: at berating a barista somewhere and it was a blind item.

635
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: I said it was a famous person. I gave some

636
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: clues and it ended up on Doomois.

637
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: So one of our listeners wrote to doumois, which is

638
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 2: like this gossip Instagram account that posts on their Instagram

639
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: stories blind items about celebrities or not even blind. Sometimes

640
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: they're just straight up name and names. But a lot

641
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: of times people will go, who is this person that

642
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: someone's talking about. Let's all put on our detective hats

643
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: and get out those magnifying glasses and get in there

644
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: and figure it out. And then it went on the

645
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: subreddit for doumis and people were talking about it, and

646
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: I felt bad because I'm like, this is going to

647
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: get back to that person. I just know it because

648
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 2: this person because famous people read Dumoi. It's almost like

649
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: probably half their readership is people.

650
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: Being like, am I in here?

651
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 2: And so I know this person reads duma because she

652
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 2: just seems like that vapid enough to do that. And

653
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: also I read I used to read them. Why I

654
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 2: don't anymore because it was making me upset about not

655
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 2: because I wasn't in it.

656
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: No, don't quote me on that.

657
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 2: Nicki Glazer said she doesn't listen because she's upset she's

658
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:13,239
Speaker 2: not in it.

659
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: Out of context. That sounds like I'm not making a joke.

660
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Please stop taking my quotes out of context so that

661
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: you suck any of the funny out of them. And

662
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: I sound like I'm really saying that. That's not why

663
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 2: I don't read it anymore. I don't read it because

664
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 2: I was just getting frustrated with people having such mean

665
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: opinions about celebrities and not really knowing the other side,

666
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: which you could say that for me, Nikki did't know

667
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: the other side of this person screaming at a barista.

668
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 2: I don't give a fluck what is going on in

669
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: that person's life. You don't do that to anyone.

670
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there's something like really bad about something. So

671
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 5: I have no idea what's happening over this. I don't

672
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 5: know who the person is or what's happening in their life.

673
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 5: But you should not be yelling at service industry people ever. Yeah,

674
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 5: I mean unless they've done something absolutely abhorrent like.

675
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: Do it and but I did.

676
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: I did go on in that episode to then turn

677
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 2: around and say, you know what, I actually have empathy

678
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: for this person. They probably didn't grow up with a

679
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 2: lot of people teaching them about how to respect other people.

680
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: You know, I don't believe in free will, so this

681
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 2: person couldn't help that their brain is a certain way

682
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: that yells at Boris's. So I had some sort of

683
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: like maybe she comes from you know, she was raised poorly, or.

684
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 5: But maybe it's what I think sometimes she is. It's

685
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 5: like a one off, like what if this was her

686
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 5: worst moment? Because I think about that too. At my worst,

687
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 5: nobody has nobody has witnessed like very few people have

688
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 5: witnessed me at my worst. But I've done things where

689
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 5: as soon as I've done them, I'm like if my

690
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 5: mother were around to see this, she would be so

691
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 5: disappointed or if this was on camera, I feel like

692
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 5: I'd be toast. Like we've all I think we've all

693
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: done things absolutely like that.

694
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: Yes, I do want to say that, like, I think

695
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: that this could have been her worst moment, and I

696
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: would forgive her for this thing, because I've probably had

697
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: a moment like this is not where I've yelled at

698
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: a bruce, don't. I think I'm pretty good saying I've

699
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 2: never done anything even close to that of this nature

700
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 2: or made someone who is working in the service industry,

701
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 2: and I'm a famous person who got lucky enough to

702
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: be paid to be hot. I don't think I would

703
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: ever be mean to people who don't have that privilege.

704
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: That's just me.

705
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 2: But I also do scummy things, I think in other ways.

706
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm sure. So it's, you know, to each their own.

707
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: So I felt a little bit bad because this person

708
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: might see it, and I'm like, but I also felt

709
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: like if she sees it, she's not gonna be like,

710
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 2: this is me. Hey, look, you guys, She's just gonna

711
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: privately go, oh boy, this was me. Maybe I won't

712
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 2: do that again a few things. Yeah, and if she

713
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 2: ever runs into me. We'll both like no, because I

714
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: know now she probably knows who I am, because she

715
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: probably was like Cleo.

716
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 4: Self awareness to connect that that's her.

717
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: She'd probably fifty celebrities were like this was me.

718
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 5: Do you guys have moments though where like that you

719
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 5: can think of you don't have to admit them here

720
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,479
Speaker 5: where like if somebody had a camera on you and

721
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 5: put it online, you would be mortified, because you would

722
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 5: you'd be like, that's I can't that doesn't feel like me.

723
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 5: But I did the.

724
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 6: Short That's how I feel right now.

725
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: The other day I had one at the comedy store.

726
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 2: I lashed out at a woman who was interrupting my set,

727
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 2: and I went fucking ballistic. I saw red when people

728
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,239
Speaker 2: talk about like, Noah, I think you've talked about some

729
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: of your anger problems you've had in the past, where

730
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 2: like you see read. We were even talking about it

731
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: last night at dinner, and some people were dining with

732
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: had the same thing of like they quote unquote see read.

733
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 2: I've never really felt overwhelmed by anger in a way

734
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: that I just shout and scream at someone in my life,

735
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: So I guess I wasn't being very empathetic to this

736
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: person who was maybe having that moment and she could

737
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: have got just gotten some bad news about her aunt

738
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: who's in hospice. Like, who knows what was happening to

739
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 2: this woman at the time that that happened. But boy,

740
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 2: oh boy, I had it the other night with a

741
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 2: woman who interrupted my set continually for about eleven minutes.

742
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: She kept just saying things.

743
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: First, she was supportive, Yeah, girl, say it, preach front

744
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: row right, just like thinking she's helping. And if that happens,

745
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: I usually ignore it because I'm just like she's being

746
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 2: she's made nice, she likes me, even though she's heckling.

747
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna like lay into this lady. But then

748
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 2: it shifted. She didn't like some of my subject matters.

749
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: She wasn't even listening to the joke. She just heard

750
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: the word suicide and she's uh uh mm mmm ewh.

751
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 5: No, gross, you you have a cool You really hate

752
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 5: that when somebody makes you feel like you're gross?

753
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 2: Gross are bad? Yeah, like I'm a bad person like that.

754
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like like meant to hurt people.

755
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,479
Speaker 2: Because what I got from what she was doing was

756
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: not that she was hurt by what I was saying

757
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: that that didn't come across. If I would have sensed that,

758
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: I would not have lashed out of this person. If

759
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: what I'm saying made her feel less than that, that

760
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: would have made me feel horrible. What she was doing

761
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: was trying to make me feel like that is what

762
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 2: I'm doing to other people, Like she's standing up for

763
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: other things, and that she's saying you're a bad judging

764
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: you for your thoughts.

765
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds just judging you. Yes, And you know, like

766
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 1: I I'm open to criticism and judgment.

767
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm far from even average. I was gonna

768
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 2: say perfect, but I hate when people say that I'm

769
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 2: not perfect.

770
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: No one thought you were it. I'm far from.

771
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 2: Average, but you know, and I deserve to be taken

772
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 2: down sometimes. I mean, people write me all the time

773
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: saying like this was a bad take, and like I said,

774
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 2: I go, okay, thank you.

775
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: I sometimes am blind to it.

776
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: I hear myself on things sometimes and I go, shut up, bitch,

777
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: you're so mean, coming across way worse than you intended to.

778
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 2: You sound so harsh or such a bitch.

779
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 5: One of the cool things is that if somebody does say, hey,

780
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 5: that's if somebody's nice to you, and it says says, hey,

781
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 5: that's a bad take and this is why you'll internalize it. Yeah,

782
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 5: but some people, you know, some people don't can't do that.

783
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: The shame is the thing I don't like, where they

784
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: just want to.

785
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 2: Go you're bad instead of saying like, hey, I would

786
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 2: just want to let you know, like I don't think, like,

787
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 2: just come at me from a place of like, do

788
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: you really think I'm trying to hurt you?

789
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: Because that's not.

790
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 6: What I'm doing.

791
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: Like, uh, just.

792
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 2: Come from a place of like that hurt me. Even

793
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 2: though I don't think you're a bad person. But when

794
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: someone thinks, like why would you say that you're fucked up?

795
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 2: Like you are an evil person, like accuses me of

796
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: trying to hurt people.

797
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: And maybe.

798
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 2: If I were listening to this, I'd be like, well, Nikki,

799
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 2: the thing that you fear is usually what you are,

800
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 2: so like you maybe you're mad because people do see

801
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: what you are and you are an evil person who

802
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 2: is trying to hurt people, and when someone calls you

803
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 2: out on it, you lash out like that's what I would.

804
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 5: Well, no, here's I think. Here's something that's at play

805
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 5: is Niki. Nikki does this thing where she will go

806
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 5: one hundred miles an hour in a direction that dawns

807
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 5: on her. So like the school zone, in those moments

808
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 5: where if somebody like has some sort of implication that

809
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 5: Nikki can be like, oh, she's saying I'm a bad

810
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 5: She's saying this this take I have is bad and

811
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 5: that it's inappropriate, and then okay, if that's if those

812
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 5: are hitler, then all of a sudden, I'm okay, So

813
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 5: now I'm a bad person. And if I'm a bad person,

814
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 5: then I'm then I'm a person. And then if I'm

815
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 5: that then so she just goes one hundred miles an

816
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 5: hour in this weird direction.

817
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 1: I totally do that.

818
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 5: That woman wasn't even applying. Who like what she was doing,

819
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 5: you shouldn't be doing it a comedy club. It was terrible,

820
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 5: but it was just like it was. She wanted to

821
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 5: be heard, you know, she wanted me to address it.

822
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 5: So at first I go.

823
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: No one's gonna like this. I'm not even gonna share

824
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: what I did.

825
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 2: Because I was even said to her, I go, are

826
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 2: you going to ride into des Moir and try to

827
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 2: ruin my career for what I said like I even

828
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: called her out. I was like, we'll see this on

829
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 2: doom Wa tomorrow.

830
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 7: Everyone, this is your next diamond.

831
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: I'll save it for the Diamond Club.

832
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: Of what I said to her, because it was funny,

833
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 2: but I will tell you I said some things I

834
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 2: do regret because I was in an anger rage.

835
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: But she wasn't making my coffee. I she was.

836
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: She was harassing eleven minutes, eleven minutes front row too.

837
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 2: I got her kicked out of the show.

838
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 5: You were the barista in that situation.

839
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's true you Oh that is true.

840
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh the baristas should have given it back to

841
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 5: whoever that.

842
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 2: I will say, I go now, you don't get to

843
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 2: see Mark Mahern because.

844
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: He was next and she's leaving.

845
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 5: The Ultimate.

846
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: I know that's what her boyfriend came there for, because

847
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: he was like you could tell he was like excited

848
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: to be in the front row. He got you have

849
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: to pay extra to be in the front row, like

850
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 2: that's a special date night, and this bitch ruined it.

851
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 4: I always feel sorry for those people because they I

852
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 4: think in their minds, they think they're doing the community

853
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 4: of the audience a service, and they're not speaking for anyone.

854
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 4: They're just too drunk. They don't go to comedy shows

855
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 4: off and they're just like of this little niche part

856
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 4: of society that's like, what don't we talk about suicide?

857
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: Uh?

858
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: Uh girl, Uh Like you've never thought of that, that

859
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 4: suicide might be controversial.

860
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: I'm just one for them comes at me about suicide jokes.

861
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 2: My defense is I am plagued by thoughts of killing myself.

862
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: If anyone has a right to talk about it, it's me.

863
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 2: I suffer with the same disease that people have taken

864
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: their lives with. I hate to use that little excuse

865
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 2: because I hate when people go I can talk about

866
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 2: this because my brother and everyone goes, Okay, I guess

867
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 2: you can say the R word because your brother has

868
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: downs or what like, why does I give you license?

869
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: But everyone goes she can like. It's like, I don't

870
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: like that. But if I am using that defense, which

871
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: every comedian does, suicide people don't like to hear about

872
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 2: it because everyone's lost someone to suicide, literally everyone, and

873
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: sometimes it can be closer to you than It could

874
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 2: be your father, it could be your son, it could

875
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 2: be and the hearing the word at a comedy club

876
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: could trigger you unintended. But the thing is, I don't

877
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 2: It's not that I don't care. I don't want you

878
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: to feel triggered. I don't want someone to have a

879
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,919
Speaker 2: panic attack at my show. But I suffer with these

880
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: thoughts all the time. I have a right to talk

881
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: about it. If I had a joke about cancer and

882
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,439
Speaker 2: someone goes, but my.

883
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: My, like, it's like I have I have.

884
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: If someone dies of cancer, or when someone ever dies

885
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: of depression like killing themselves, I always go I have

886
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: that same disease. I'm at a different stage in my

887
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 2: disease than they are. The final stage of it is death.

888
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 2: Like if you go depression all the way, if you

889
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: don't fight against it. I'm also I have the same

890
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: disease Anthony Bourdain had. I have the same disease Kate Spadehead,

891
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 2: I have the same disease. Not Robin Williams because he

892
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 2: had Louis body to mention and that's what caused him

893
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: to kill himself. But depression, I'm I'm fighting it like

894
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 2: people fight cancer, and I have a right to fucking

895
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: talk about it. And so I don't want to hear

896
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: you can't say that because my dad killed himself well,

897
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: I think about it all the time, and I also

898
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 2: have that disease that your dad had. I have a

899
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: right to talk about it. So I'm sorry that your

900
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: dad loss is lost, is gone to this thing that

901
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. I'm sorry you're triggered at my show,

902
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 2: But don't go to a comedy show if you have

903
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: these sacred cows and if you do excuse stuff to

904
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom like I do when something offends

905
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 2: me at a show, like if I'm watching a movie

906
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 2: and something starts triggering me, I leave, I cover my eyes,

907
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: I don't go no.

908
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 1: Boom bad take.

909
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 5: Well, And I think people people that go to comedy

910
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 5: shows need to understand too that what they're witnessing isn't

911
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 5: a isn't some final product. You're witnessing like somebody in

912
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 5: the middle of like of like painting a picture, and

913
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 5: you're judging it as if it's some final thing, like

914
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 5: you're working through thoughts and ideas and jokes, and it's

915
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 5: not like this perfectly formed thing that you want to

916
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 5: share with the world. You're sharing it with you know,

917
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 5: one hundred and fifty people at a small comedy club

918
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 5: in Los Angeles, or maybe you know with your the

919
00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 5: fans that have paid to come see you at a

920
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 5: big theater in Seattle, So it's like what they're seeing

921
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 5: isn't a final take on something.

922
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for saying that too. It's And then

923
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: there are shows where it should feel Yeah. And there's

924
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: been times where I like this one, I really stand

925
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 2: by this joke because it is done, and I feel like,

926
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm certain the jokes she got offended by

927
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: and then the later jokes she got offended by are

928
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: both jokes that I really stand by and I feel

929
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: like I have a right to talk about them. But

930
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 2: there are times where I just am working something out

931
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: and I have the wrong fucking take.

932
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: Yes, so wrong, and I'm.

933
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: Like, lest i've seen it, Yeah, where you go, don't

934
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: do that? Yeah, And we talk about it later and

935
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 2: I go, oh, you're right, like it is a molding process.

936
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 2: But yeah. Afterwards, Mark Marin came up to me because

937
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 2: I brought him up, and I just was like, because

938
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: I had just thrown her out, it was a big

939
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 2: to do, and I never throw people out. I will say,

940
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 2: the only time people get thrown out of my shows

941
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: is because this security comes and gets you. I'm never like,

942
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 2: get her out of here. I've maybe done that once before,

943
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 2: I think where I've said get her out of here.

944
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: And this woman I was trying to bargain with, I go,

945
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: can you just I have three more minutes?

946
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: Can you handle it?

947
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 2: Can you just I go, just shut up for three minutes,

948
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 2: close your ears, ear muffs, and I.

949
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: Go go to the bathroom or something. But she wouldn't stop, maybe.

950
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: Because I wouldn't either, because I just once I was unleashed.

951
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 2: Because that's also like people don't know what comedy clubs like.

952
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 2: When someone's in the front row talking just this loud,

953
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: like just even talking this loud, we as comedians can

954
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: hear everything, but even two rows back, you can't hear

955
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 2: that person at all because they're in front of you,

956
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: and the way the acoustics are, it's like she's whispering

957
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: in my ear the entire show. So when I finally snap,

958
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 2: everyone's kind of like, look, she's being such a bitch

959
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:53,959
Speaker 2: to this woman who wasn't doing anything. But I will

960
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 2: tell you I felt so great because the audience, even

961
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: after I said some of the nastiest things ever, the

962
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 2: audience was going Nikki Nick, like that's ever happened to

963
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 2: be in my life where people start chanting my name

964
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 2: and I instantly shut it down because I felt bad

965
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 2: because this girl is walking out very drunkenly, and and

966
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: yeah that that I didn't know how wasted she was either,

967
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 2: and I would would have maybe acted with a little

968
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 2: more empathy if I knew she was that drunk.

969
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: I thought she was pretty clear headed at the time.

970
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 6: Can I ask for my own edification?

971
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 7: Is that how you would say that you write jokes

972
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 7: is that you start off with an emotion and then

973
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 7: you just kind of explore that on stage.

974
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you're feeling something that's really you know, it's.

975
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 2: Like I said, like you felt something about burning man.

976
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 2: You're like, how do I get to this? But I'm

977
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 2: starting with a feeling. Yeah, that's a really good point.

978
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: And sometimes the feeling I throw it out there, like

979
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: it will be bubbling inside me and I'm like, I

980
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: don't even know how to say this on stage, and

981
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: I think about it a lot, and it's like something

982
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 2: that's just like roiling around in my head, and then

983
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: on stage I just have a moment where I'm like, oh,

984
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 2: this seems like a good time to like put this

985
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,240
Speaker 2: out I'm kind of killing I'm I'm in the pocket

986
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 2: and I put it out there and it fucking thuds

987
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: on the floor. And then sometimes you throw it out

988
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: and people go, whoa, we like that, and you go,

989
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: oh my god, there's something there, And then you go, WHOA,

990
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 2: I didn't even know something would be there. I just

991
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: I think that's true. I think that that's how probably

992
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 2: how you write music too. On you like it's like

993
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 2: you have a feeling you need to get.

994
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 4: Out well, you said in the patrol swhich is so

995
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 4: like a musician's term, And I love that you said

996
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 4: that because I feel that way once in a while

997
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 4: playing live, but also like recording. You want to be

998
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 4: in the pocket. So it is such a good feeling.

999
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 4: But it's almost like surfing, Like a surfer is great

1000
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 4: because he's he or she is harnessing the power of

1001
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 4: this thing that's completely out of their control, and when

1002
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 4: you can figure out that magical thing, it's magic, right,

1003
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 4: Like the wave is incredible, your your take on the wave.

1004
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 4: It's the same with music, and I think it's the

1005
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: same with comedy. It's like what you're talking about is

1006
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 4: almost like a conversation with the audience or you're like

1007
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 4: harnessing there laughter and you're like, oh, this is something important.

1008
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 4: I can work with this.

1009
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 1: That's so true.

1010
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,479
Speaker 2: They're like the wave because you need their support, whether

1011
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 2: it's like their rapt attention, which you can kind of

1012
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 2: feel of their silence, just listening and hanging on your word.

1013
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: Like last night was like electric.

1014
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 2: I was doing my bit about not me not wanting

1015
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: kids and why people want kids, and I I had

1016
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 2: I heard women go yes, oh my god, and one

1017
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 2: girl goes, that's so true, Like I love that stuff,

1018
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: and like there was a point I made that like

1019
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: people hadn't connected yet. And by the way, it's it's

1020
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 2: not all like don't have kids. I have women coming

1021
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: out to me being like, what use I have kids?

1022
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 2: That's so true? And then I have the other women

1023
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 2: being like I just had a hysterectomy. Thank you for

1024
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: saying that I can't have kids. And I needed to

1025
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 2: hear all of that. So it's like it's really nice

1026
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: to hear both sides. But then we had the best

1027
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: game night last night. Wait what did Maren say?

1028
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: Oh wait.

1029
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Maren uh. He was just like you know, it happens.

1030
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 2: He came up to me after his set and was like,

1031
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: you know, and he was like, you handled I think

1032
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: he said you handled it well. Maybe I just inferred that,

1033
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,359
Speaker 2: but it sounded like I did handle it as well

1034
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,240
Speaker 2: as could be with how I lost my temper. Usually

1035
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: i'm I don't handle those things well and it gets

1036
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 2: really awkward. And I felt like I was victorious. But

1037
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: I did go backstage afterwards, and I was just alone

1038
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: in this green room, like panting, and my heart was racing,

1039
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, like I felt I felt like

1040
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 2: I relapsed, Like I felt like I decided to do

1041
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: a drug or take a drink after like a really

1042
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: long time of not doing it. So I felt like

1043
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: this surge of like it's it's adrenaline. I mean, anger

1044
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: is like when you lock into it and ride that wave. Whoo.

1045
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 5: That's why I try to make you angry all the time.

1046
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 2: I was going to ask about your physical locked into

1047
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: so much?

1048
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 5: What was that?

1049
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 8: But was I going to ask about your physical responses

1050
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 8: like did you did you feel anything in your chest?

1051
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: Yes? I felt you felt like your heart. What I

1052
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: felt was.

1053
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 2: That it was like I went into I didn't anger.

1054
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 2: It was I almost want to tap into it more

1055
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: because the stream of consciousness, things that I said in

1056
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 2: this moment where I just decided, like I'm gonna be

1057
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: mean to a girl very loudly in front of five

1058
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,280
Speaker 2: hundred people, which I would. I am so scared of women,

1059
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: and I'm scared of men too, because I'm scared men

1060
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: will call me fat or ugly, which they, you know,

1061
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: did very frequently to girls in high school. And I

1062
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 2: still have that fear of boys just being like, well

1063
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 2: you're ugly, and then.

1064
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: You like are shut down.

1065
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: But girls, I have another fear of just them not

1066
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 2: liking me. I just I never I would never yell

1067
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 2: at a woman unless I felt she was like a

1068
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: you know, a scum, you know, and I felt like

1069
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 2: this woman was scummy, and I when I decided, when

1070
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: the switch turned to like, you're gonna go off and

1071
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: stop trying to negotiate with this woman. You're about to

1072
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 2: just destroy her. It was like riding a wave. I

1073
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: didn't have to think funny things just came out of

1074
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 2: my skull. The meanest things I've ever said in my

1075
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 2: life came out of my school. It was I was

1076
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 2: hanging ten smoothly on a giant, giant wave. I didn't

1077
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: have to do anything I was on autopilot. That's how

1078
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: I relate to it. I was on auto. I was

1079
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,879
Speaker 2: I had pressed cruise control on a highway going eighty five,

1080
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 2: where you're like, I'm going too fast and this is

1081
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: kind of dangerous, but I've got control and I'm locked

1082
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: in baby, and no one's afterwards.

1083
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, how.

1084
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 2: Do you feel exhausted afterwards?

1085
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 1: Yes? I felt like someone.

1086
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 2: I felt like I had just gotten from like, yeah,

1087
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: it was the cortisol probably pumping through my veins. I mean,

1088
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: I've never been this lit up before. It's been years

1089
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: since I have been this angry in my life. I

1090
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: was it was to scream at someone.

1091
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 5: They say that sort of that that moment where it's

1092
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 5: like almost the fight or flight sort of reaction takes

1093
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 5: like eight hours to come down from Wow, your body

1094
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 5: for eight hours?

1095
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense to like od On melowtone in

1096
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: that night.

1097
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

1098
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: It was. It was so fun for us. I don't know,

1099
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 2: releasing it felt. Really, I'm not kidding you. I want

1100
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 2: to do it more. My god, I think I need

1101
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: to get I am.

1102
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: That's totally it.

1103
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 2: I am. I want it more of feeling like I

1104
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 2: don't have to think it was the only time my

1105
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: brain really could shut off. Noah, do you relate to that.

1106
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 2: I think when I've heard people talk about they going

1107
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 2: to like they start screaming at someone, they don't have

1108
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: to think. It just comes out. It's like something you

1109
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 2: get possessed. I didn't feel for the first time. I

1110
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 2: didn't have to try, and I usually I feel like

1111
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift in the song mirror Ball. I've never been

1112
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 2: a natural. All I do is try, try, try, like

1113
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm always trying so hard, And this

1114
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: time I just clicked over in to.

1115
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: This mode that there was no effort. It just came.

1116
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 2: It was like the real me coming out.

1117
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 5: Oh no, angry.

1118
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: But I think I pushed down anger so often because

1119
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: it's a feeling I'm deeply uncomfortable with, is feeling that

1120
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 2: out of control. But it felt so good because it

1121
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: didn't feel like my fault. It felt like if any

1122
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 2: example of no free will, it was that that my

1123
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: thoughts to my mouth had no There was no one

1124
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 2: going like, maybe don't say that.

1125
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: It was all all thoughts out, come on, go go go,

1126
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 1: we need to go.

1127
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: There's a fire sail, like everything just spilling out. No

1128
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 2: thoughts there was no planning, and it felt great because

1129
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 2: I'm always planning what I'm about to say, I'm always

1130
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 2: second guessing myself, and there was just no there was

1131
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 2: no border control at all.

1132
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: It was awesome and that felt cool.

1133
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: There was something about it that felt like that's maybe authentic,

1134
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: but not really authentic because it was saying horrible thing.

1135
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 5: But the only difference between the person who yelled at

1136
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 5: the coff barista and you in this situation, and it's

1137
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 5: a huge difference, is you felt justified, like you were

1138
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 5: being wronged, and so your anger was like, was like

1139
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 5: just in some way, I bet in her mind, right,

1140
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 5: I think, well, I think in those moments those people

1141
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 5: because you see those videos of people get yelling at

1142
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 5: airlines employees, yes, and you're like, they can't do anything

1143
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 5: about it. But those people don't know what to do

1144
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 5: with their anger.

1145
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 2: Oh, and it gets worse and worse because once they

1146
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 2: lock in, they like they can't back down, so they

1147
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 2: got to go to the next.

1148
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 5: Level and they all think that they're right.

1149
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you're right.

1150
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: I was one of those people.

1151
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 5: I'm not sure you weren't. I'm not saying that you were,

1152
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 5: because that woman was obviously doing something wrong.

1153
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: I went too hard.

1154
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: There's no question I went to well, now that I

1155
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 2: know we have to go, we have to go to break,

1156
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 2: but there's no question I would do hard. I just

1157
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 2: there's something. It was the first time I've ever done

1158
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 2: that drug. It was it was my first time I'd

1159
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,240
Speaker 2: ever wrote the dragon let that out. I mean, Anya,

1160
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: you see me go on like angry, ransom different people. Noah,

1161
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: you've probably witnessed to do it. Chris, you've witnessed it

1162
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 2: and being like and this girls, this and like hating someone.

1163
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 5: I've seen you be very angry just in normal life.

1164
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 2: Really really, yes, get back, Break, Welcome back to the show.

1165
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: So we are having technical issues and.

1166
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 2: There is a like eight second delay between me and

1167
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,800
Speaker 2: Chris and the rest of the show. So we tried

1168
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 2: to figure out a way to maybe get this more smooth,

1169
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 2: but like, there's nothing we can do. So you're not

1170
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 2: gonna hear from Brian or Anya or Noah the rest

1171
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 2: of the show up because they it's too long of

1172
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: a delay and it's it's we just can't do it.

1173
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 5: So we toss it over to them for comedy for.

1174
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: Oh maybe not.

1175
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 2: They're saying, okay, good, okay, So we're just gonna talk

1176
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 2: and then.

1177
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 4: Exactly how telephone conversations were with my mom and her

1178
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 4: relatives in Russia, like it would be a thirteen.

1179
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:09,120
Speaker 5: Seconds or like when you have when you have like

1180
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 5: a terrible phone cadence with somebody, you start talking and

1181
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 5: then you're like no, you go, and then you know,

1182
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:15,879
Speaker 5: you go.

1183
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 2: We've done that before, like when we're on the phone

1184
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,320
Speaker 2: and it can and then it just like creates this tension.

1185
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 5: And it's like, let's break up. We've run up three

1186
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 5: times because of that.

1187
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 2: It's usually because I go, you're breaking up and I go, yep,

1188
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 2: I think we should ye yes, I think I am okay.

1189
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 2: So we wanted to just say the one thing that

1190
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 2: we teased on yesterday's episode that Chris and I what

1191
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: happened to us two days ago when you dent into

1192
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 2: town or I guess it was the next day.

1193
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: We went out to lunch.

1194
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 2: At this place that well we I call it Chinsey

1195
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 2: Servings and it's this Middle Eastern place that's really delicious. Yeah,

1196
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 2: and last time we went there when he was in town.

1197
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: They just you know, when you go to these places

1198
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 2: like a Chipotle or a subway and they like don't

1199
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: give you the amount that they should, and you're just

1200
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 2: kind of like, can I get some more? And usually

1201
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 2: they go like sure, but this place like has an

1202
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 2: amount that they give you and that's it. And it

1203
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 2: is they are rationing food like it is firefest. One

1204
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 2: is it's so strange these portions. And I'm not someone

1205
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: who is like I just want more because I just

1206
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be yelling at a barissa. I'm

1207
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 2: trying to be I just couldn't. So I went into

1208
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: the we went.

1209
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,919
Speaker 5: I kind of liked what happened because because so often

1210
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 5: in these situations there is a there's a tension between

1211
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 5: like a service worker and somebody who is trying to

1212
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: get some service, and it ends up being an ugly

1213
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 5: situation if anything is out of the ordinary, because if

1214
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 5: somebody just acts a little bit goofy, then things can

1215
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 5: go south quickly, as we know from this Yes, baby scum.

1216
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 2: This is all like connected. This is just a strange

1217
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: that this is story is coming out.

1218
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 5: But there was charm to what was happening with you.

1219
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 5: Thank you. Yeah, there was some charm to it, but

1220
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 5: he was receptive to the charm. That was kind of

1221
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 5: the magical moment.

1222
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: Because we were flirting had a connection.

1223
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 5: What it felt like to me was a it could

1224
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 5: have like a it could have been a pressure like,

1225
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 5: it could have been a disaster.

1226
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 2: Your laughter helped because then you you weren't like horrified

1227
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 2: by what your girlfriend was doing, which I think some

1228
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 2: I think in many ways you were, but you instead

1229
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 2: bolstered it with a laugh to ease the tension.

1230
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 5: Because there was a there was a moment where you

1231
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 5: could have looked like a crazy Caucasian Karen. It looked

1232
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 5: like you could have looked like Nepo scum ish, but

1233
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 5: you didn't. You didn't, So that was not ever my intention.

1234
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 5: It was.

1235
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: At all just let us don't cost no thin like iceberg.

1236
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 2: Let us cost nothing. And if you're being and you

1237
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 2: have the whole thing of it and you're being weird

1238
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 2: about it, And I am a vegan, so like I

1239
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 2: I'm not getting meat, I'm not getting the whole out

1240
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: like and the and I understand when a portion is

1241
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 2: a portion and these people have to do portion control

1242
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 2: because they're not making a lot of money.

1243
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: Restaurants are struggling.

1244
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be someone who's screwing over a

1245
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 2: restaurant by being like, if you go to Chipotlet, you

1246
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 2: could actually get more if you have them put it

1247
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: into a separate container and then you get more meat.

1248
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: Like I'm not trying to do a TikTok hack of

1249
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 2: a business.

1250
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 5: But let me set the table here. Nickcki went in

1251
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 5: knowing that, Yeah, we went in knowing. Nicky knows that

1252
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 5: this this place does not have like, you know, massive servings.

1253
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: We actually tried to go somewhere else because this place

1254
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 2: didn't have good surveys.

1255
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 5: This place is really good. Yeah, and I liked all

1256
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 5: the people there last time.

1257
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.

1258
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 2: Now I'll go back. I don't care if they do

1259
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 2: Chinsey servings. Chinsey feels like it's a slur, and so

1260
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to no, but I I think it's I

1261
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:54,839
Speaker 2: don't believe it's a slur.

1262
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: So if it is, I do apologize and please correct me.

1263
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 5: Maybe one of you, like one of you Brian or Anya,

1264
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 5: in ten seconds when you hear this, can look up

1265
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 5: if it's because every time you say it, I yeah,

1266
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 5: it's like.

1267
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: The word spigot.

1268
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 2: You feel I'm telling you it's okay to say it's

1269
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 2: like the faucet. It's a little part of the faucet

1270
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 2: where you drink from is the spigot. But it sounds

1271
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 2: like you're saying a bunch of different slurs all mashed together.

1272
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 5: There's a part, there's one that's really bad.

1273
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: A gulash of slurs.

1274
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 5: What what I'm not even gonna say when people.

1275
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 2: Are now still saying the Gypsies are a people that

1276
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 2: you can't say I got gypps anymore? But people say

1277
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 2: it all the time still, and I kind of tense up,

1278
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 2: like there might be some Gypsies around here, We're gonna

1279
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 2: get offended, but they never are.

1280
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 6: You know what?

1281
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 2: Cool they stop saying, I'm just talking ghetto. Also good point,

1282
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 2: no more, Like why do people think it's okay?

1283
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 4: That was like fifteen years ago you couldn't say ghetto

1284
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 4: and people still say it.

1285
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, Although I do still love that Elvis Presley song

1286
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 5: The in the Ghetto like a Christmas song? It's not

1287
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 5: a Christmas song.

1288
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: Isn't it like Christmas in the ghetto? Christmas in the Ghetto?

1289
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1290
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 5: I don't think okay. So here's the tonic. Here's the scenario.

1291
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 5: Nikki walks in. She knows that they've got terrible servings.

1292
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 5: So she she does like her order and they ask

1293
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 5: everything that you may want, like it's a one step.

1294
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: I go, I'm going to get a big old plate

1295
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: of veggies.

1296
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 2: I said.

1297
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,640
Speaker 5: I like that.

1298
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, he goes which meat, and I'm like,

1299
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 2: no meat, just a big plate of veggies please.

1300
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 5: And then he's like do you want this? And Nick

1301
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,120
Speaker 5: like yes, and.

1302
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 2: So he has these songs and I swear like it

1303
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 2: would be as if you were garnishing a piece of

1304
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 2: salmon with some parsley. Is the amount it was? It's

1305
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 2: I wish I could give you an example. Okay, I

1306
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 2: will these keys. This part of the key, the key

1307
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: fob is the amount of tabuli that was in one

1308
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 2: serving like this, This amount of this key fob for

1309
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 2: a plate of tabuli is a parsley slash grain salad.

1310
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 2: It I mean it was a spoonful maybe two two

1311
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 2: tablespoons it was. And also a cabbage slaw that was

1312
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 2: just purple cabbage and some vinegar and some salt.

1313
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: That was it.

1314
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: Like these are I'm not asking for more of Like

1315
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 2: I didn't even ask for more babacan nosh because I'm like,

1316
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 2: that's eggplant. Eggplant's expensive okay, like I was going for

1317
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 2: the ice perl. Yeah, and I go, and so you

1318
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 2: can give me the serving. And I'll say what I remember,

1319
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 2: I said, okay, so give me my Yeah, so tongue

1320
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 2: out the serving.

1321
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: His miment, Oh, what is that? Come on, now, that's

1322
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: a serve.

1323
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 2: You can do better than that. That's not a serving.

1324
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: Was that kind of the vibe?

1325
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the vibe there was. There was a

1326
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 5: little bit of charm. It wasn't rude. It was like

1327
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 5: and he smiled, he gave a knowing smile.

1328
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 2: Yes, And I go, is that really what a serving is?

1329
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 2: And I was saying it with a smile too, because

1330
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 2: I was I wasn't trying to be rude. I was

1331
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: just trying to call them on their shit.

1332
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 5: But this guy got a memo from corporate like six

1333
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 5: weeks ago.

1334
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 2: Because his bosses at the fucking spit behind him garling

1335
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 2: the meat.

1336
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 5: We're watching, we're running out of tabuli too quickly here.

1337
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 5: Like times are tough, you know, like we didn't raise

1338
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 5: our prices because of inflation or whatever. But he he,

1339
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 5: he smiled and gave you some more. And then it

1340
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 5: happened again, and you were.

1341
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 2: Like, come on, yeah, I go, what is the matter?

1342
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 5: He said something back that was kind of funny.

1343
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 2: It was a funny amount of like it was it

1344
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 2: was like a garnish like it was so.

1345
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 5: I wish he would have the second thing you ordered,

1346
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 5: just like giving you like one carriage. That would have

1347
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 5: been the ultimate move by.

1348
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 2: I think they were charmed by me, and as a

1349
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 2: woman of a certain age, like I'm getting up to

1350
01:00:45,080 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: the point where like I'm not like a cute young

1351
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 2: girl where people are like constantly just like always, like

1352
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 2: like I'm thirty nine, Like I'm not getting that like

1353
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 2: fun flirty energy from old men anymore in me. Yeah,

1354
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 2: I really don't, Like I'm never like I've never once

1355
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 2: floated or existed on my cuteness or something. I've never

1356
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 2: been a girl that like, can I just get a

1357
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 2: little more by like doing a smile and a wink?

1358
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 2: Like I don't think that way, But I do feel

1359
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 2: like there was some feminine charm coming through, Like I

1360
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,880
Speaker 2: do feel like I charmed them in a sincere way

1361
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 2: that I felt like they under they got me.

1362
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 5: You were charming, and he received it perfectly, and then

1363
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 5: he was charming back.

1364
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 2: And then I tipped him for a thing that you

1365
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 2: shouldn't tip for because they're you know, like yeah, I

1366
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 2: mean I always tip those places because people are always complaining

1367
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 2: now about like they turned the screen around, and then

1368
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 2: you tip them for your to go order. I have

1369
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: the I don't think everyone should do it, but I

1370
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 2: don't think everyone is required to do it. If you

1371
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 2: have a lot of money, you one hundred percent should tip,

1372
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,479
Speaker 2: even if they've done nothing. I just always give a tip.

1373
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 2: I don't tip it that like when I do.

1374
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: There was there is a tip. This is insane.

1375
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 2: There is a tip at the self service kiosk at

1376
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 2: Laguardiaport where you have to do your own everything.

1377
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: I know, is this going back in my account? Like

1378
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: if I tipping myself, who's getting this?

1379
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 2: There's there's maybe one person kind of watching all the kiosks,

1380
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, maybe it's that person, and that

1381
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 2: person deserves more than what problem they're being paid.

1382
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure.

1383
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: So I think I've even done it on that. But

1384
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 2: that's where I start to go, this is weird.

1385
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 5: That is a bridge too far.

1386
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,439
Speaker 2: But if you were getting door Dash or Uber eats

1387
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: or anything like that, you better fucking tip at least

1388
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 2: twenty percent and if you can't afford it, you can't

1389
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 2: get Uber eats or door Dash. It's part of the deal.

1390
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 2: And I know there's a service fee, and I know

1391
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 2: that it's so expensive. Final thought, I know that you're

1392
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 2: probably mad at me right now because you're like nikkiy,

1393
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 2: I can't afford it, and I still deserve Uber Eats.

1394
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1395
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you. Like these these

1396
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 2: people need to make a living and they need you.

1397
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 2: If you take an Uber service, you got a tip.

1398
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 2: And when I ask Uber drivers, they get a tip

1399
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: fifty percent of fifty percent of the time.

1400
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: And that is a cross.

1401
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 5: I don't think. I don't have you have to say

1402
01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 5: twenty percent. They have to give some fifteen percent is

1403
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 5: a normal all accept is a normal tip. Totally that

1404
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 5: we're now living in a world where twenty percent is

1405
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 5: now more normal twenty five percent, and yet people still,

1406
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 5: I mean, they can't get Uber eats all the time,

1407
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 5: but it's like, get that Uber eats give them fifteen percent.

1408
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,840
Speaker 5: That's that is a deal.

1409
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: They're not make enough money.

1410
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,320
Speaker 2: I have friends who are doing that gig kind of

1411
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 2: stuff where they do they drive for Uber eats and

1412
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 2: grub hub, and yeah, they they rely on your tips unfortunately,

1413
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 2: and I know that, like this is this problem of

1414
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,640
Speaker 2: like we shouldn't tip because we need to tell our

1415
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 2: government to pay people more, and we shouldn't be a

1416
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 2: tip economy. We should be more like Europe. But at

1417
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 2: the same time, these people need to make money.

1418
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 5: We're living in this world. I do. I know there's

1419
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 5: a delay, but I want to hear what Brian Noah

1420
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 5: and an you have to say about the tip scenario.

1421
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 6: Brian no I agree with what Nikki just said, which

1422
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 6: is that?

1423
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 7: Which is that? Thank you for welcoming me to the show. Hello,

1424
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 7: good morning everybody. No, I agree with what Nikki just

1425
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 7: said in that he's doing.

1426
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,120
Speaker 2: It on purpose. Now it's just like delaying.

1427
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 5: Nice.

1428
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 7: It was more like Europe and instead of having to

1429
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 7: tip someone so that they're getting paid paid a fair wage,

1430
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 7: they were just paid a fair wage and they and

1431
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 7: these rich CEOs weren't passing on the money to pay

1432
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 7: their employees to the customers.

1433
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Noah, what do you.

1434
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 8: Think I always tip, even if it's like a little bit.

1435
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 8: I would never just tip a robot for packing my

1436
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 8: own luggage or doing my own tax. Agreed with nicky on.

1437
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,560
Speaker 1: That Yeah, you got a tip. I heard it's twenty

1438
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: five percent.

1439
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 4: Now, I always tip twenty percent unless somebody was a dick,

1440
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 4: and then I might might do fifteen. But I I

1441
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:51,080
Speaker 4: didn't tip my voice teacher the other day, and I

1442
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 4: found out that there's a tip on the on. I

1443
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,600
Speaker 4: didn't know I was supposed to tip my voice teacher.

1444
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 1: I was like, weird, you're not.

1445
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 2: I asked you because I'm seeing I took a lesson

1446
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 2: from Anya's voice teacher, and I go, did you tip her?

1447
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: Because she sent me a Venmo request?

1448
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 2: And I think when you pay for goods or services

1449
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 2: on Venmo, it now just puts in the tip thing.

1450
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: I don't think she expects it. I just was wondering, oh, right,

1451
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,320
Speaker 1: did you tip?

1452
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,840
Speaker 2: Not tip? Because I feel like it's part of the price. Well,

1453
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 2: I think you give a Christmas bonus Christmas certain that.

1454
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 1: Are in your life like that.

1455
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 5: We have a messus called Mario Massus, and he like

1456
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 5: is like, no, this is how much it costs. You

1457
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 5: do not give me a tip? Yes, Like bartenders, like

1458
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 5: service workers are often the best tippers. And I think

1459
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,439
Speaker 5: it's all of us tipping twenty percent or twenty five

1460
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 5: or whatever it is is definitely good. But I think

1461
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:42,640
Speaker 5: if you aren't like, like absolutely crushing it, fifteen percent

1462
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 5: is a enormal is like the normal tip in America.

1463
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 5: We don't need to get into like crazy inflation rates.

1464
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,320
Speaker 5: If you can do twenty percent, I think I think

1465
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 5: you should. But if it's like you know, you're not

1466
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 5: crushing it.

1467
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 2: Like it's like, if you're rich, you should be tipping

1468
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,360
Speaker 2: thirty plus.

1469
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 5: If you're a teacher, you're not making that much money,

1470
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 5: you still deserve Aburrit's tip fifteen percent.

1471
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 2: Feel guilty you got to give something, Yeah, tip honestly,

1472
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 2: I mean people might think it's bribery. The problem is

1473
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: rich people are greedy fucks, and I'm not. When I'm

1474
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,120
Speaker 2: telling you that you should tip something, I'm talking to

1475
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 2: rich people, people that are like well off, who have

1476
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 2: more than three hundred thousand dollars to their name in

1477
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 2: like that they can get an access to. You need

1478
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 2: to be tipping thirty percent. You're being stingy, and I

1479
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 2: know you want your like, I know that's how you

1480
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 2: got riches. Being stingy you I'm tired of rich people

1481
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,280
Speaker 2: being stingy. I see it too fucking often. Everyone needs

1482
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,080
Speaker 2: to be like Drew Carrey, and if you can afford it,

1483
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 2: you need to spread the wealth because you realize you're

1484
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 2: lucky ass person. Drew Carrey tips one hundred dollars to

1485
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:52,520
Speaker 2: every single person he encounters because he is that price

1486
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 2: is right money. He is never going to run out

1487
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 2: of money. He knows that in his lifetime he'll never

1488
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 2: be able to spend it.

1489
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 5: And he's wealth one hundred dollars to somebody who's just

1490
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 5: like working, like if if they're a vala, if they're

1491
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 5: like a bus boy, if they are if they're if

1492
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 5: they're you know, a waiter, that's that. That's a day

1493
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 5: maker for some people.

1494
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 2: It's it really, one hundred dollars is such an exciting thing.

1495
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 2: And when I heard that, you're the coolest fucking thing

1496
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 2: I heard about, Drew Carey. We'll find out in eight

1497
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 2: seconds if Brian already knows what I'm about to set.

1498
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're about to say. I'm sorry.

1499
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 7: I was waiting because I thought you were going to

1500
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 7: say something and I was going to react after that.

1501
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 6: But no, I don't know what Drew Carrie did.

1502
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew Carrey has a deal that at swingers and

1503
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 2: like Joe's like some kind of like big Boy, Bob's

1504
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 2: Big Boy. Do you know this, Anya, No, I mean

1505
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 2: I probably shouldn't spread the word because it's costing him

1506
01:07:50,760 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 2: so much money. If you are a member of the

1507
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 2: w GA or set I believe it's SEG, but definitely

1508
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 2: w GA. If you go to Swingers, you can say

1509
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,640
Speaker 2: put it on Drew Carrey's tab and he picks up

1510
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 2: the tab. It cost him thirty thousand dollars a week.

1511
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 2: But if you dine at those two restaurants in LA

1512
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 2: during the strike, Drew Carey will get your and you

1513
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 2: are a member of the union or I believe it

1514
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,000
Speaker 2: was WGA for sure, and it might also be SAG.

1515
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 2: It's costing him thirty thousand dollars of a week. And

1516
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 2: he said he started doing it of this is all

1517
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 2: just heresay, but I guess he started doing it when

1518
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 2: the first strike happened, and it was before social media,

1519
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 2: so it was costing him, like, you know, a couple

1520
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 2: grand a week, but because of social media and people

1521
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:39,200
Speaker 2: spreading it, it's now upwards of thirty a week. But

1522
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,479
Speaker 2: how so, guy, he is sad and those restaurants, I

1523
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 2: mean swingers is not cheap. Swingers is a nice place.

1524
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,760
Speaker 2: I don't know about Big Boy sounds like it's a

1525
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 2: little bit more affordable, but like that is so cool?

1526
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 2: Is that is what rich people should do and I

1527
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 2: need to be do a better job of it. But

1528
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 2: I don't really I need to look more at my

1529
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 2: money and see what I can give away, because you

1530
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,640
Speaker 2: really should be doing more right that can afford. You

1531
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,800
Speaker 2: need to be doing as much as possible and giving back.

1532
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 2: And I'll say one last thing. Tim Dillon made me

1533
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 2: laugh so hard on his podcast this week because he

1534
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 2: said that Big Daddy's Aslov.

1535
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: Uh, what's what's the Azlov's first name?

1536
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 2: David David Zaslov, who is like one of the executives?

1537
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 1: Which one is he? Sony?

1538
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:26,760
Speaker 5: No, he's Uh, it's a Warner Discovery.

1539
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, yes, okay, so Big Daddy's He said that,

1540
01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,639
Speaker 2: you know people are first of all, Tim Dillon said

1541
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 2: his mom died and her dying words were do you

1542
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,479
Speaker 2: think I've ever heard of my life? That's all she

1543
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,639
Speaker 2: wanted was just ay the writers.

1544
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: Then he said he also said.

1545
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,920
Speaker 2: His mom died because he didn't She didn't want to

1546
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 2: live in a world where Tucker Carlson wasn't on TV. See,

1547
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 2: I mean, Tim Dillon's podcast is full of fucking jobs.

1548
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 2: But then he also said people people are mad at

1549
01:09:58,920 --> 01:09:59,800
Speaker 2: Big Daddy's as.

1550
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 1: That's what he calls them.

1551
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:04,200
Speaker 2: People are mad at Big Daddy's as because he decided

1552
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 2: to pay himself a quarter of a billion dollars. And

1553
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 2: you know what, what's he supposed to do if.

1554
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:13,120
Speaker 5: He doesn't if he doesn't know his work.

1555
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 2: If he doesn't know his worth, who will you have

1556
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 2: to know your worth? He made it into this thing

1557
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 2: of like know your worth.

1558
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:22,200
Speaker 1: It's so fucking funny.

1559
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,639
Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite things to do is listen

1560
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 2: to Tim Dylan's podcast.

1561
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 5: With Chris and we like Papa, were like, why can't

1562
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,800
Speaker 5: why can't you be for the Russians and the Ukrainians.

1563
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just want to I want to support I

1564
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,200
Speaker 1: get you do both.

1565
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:42,000
Speaker 2: He goes. He said, Uh, if you want me to

1566
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:44,599
Speaker 2: star in every Netflix show, I will.

1567
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,639
Speaker 1: If no one's gonna work for Netflix, I will.

1568
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 2: Tim was like, I'll go, I'll reprise girls, I'll be

1569
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,640
Speaker 2: Leader dun S character funny. I really love it, and

1570
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 2: man it makes me laugh. I implore other people to

1571
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 2: get into that because It's been a while since I've

1572
01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 2: like loved a comedy podcast so much that I listened.

1573
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 5: Do you feel like you needed like some sort of

1574
01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 5: a setup for Tim, because I feel like for me,

1575
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 5: I've I've told other people to listen and they're like, well,

1576
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 5: he's saying some crazy stuff, and you're like, no, he's

1577
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:19,080
Speaker 5: he's doing this. Is he's being hilarious The.

1578
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 2: Cole Bet Show kind of like, yeah, he's he's taking it.

1579
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 5: He's taking the wrong side of things, sometimes on purpose

1580
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:27,120
Speaker 5: to be funny.

1581
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1582
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 2: He told Lizzo that she needs to get thin now

1583
01:11:30,439 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 2: because the fat people have abandoned her, that she flew.

1584
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 1: Too close to the sun.

1585
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 2: I think he makes these outrageous statements of like Lizzo,

1586
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,439
Speaker 2: leave the fat people behind, they abandon you. He says

1587
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 2: something else that is so crazy that I can't say

1588
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 2: it repeated on here, but god, it made me laugh

1589
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,560
Speaker 2: because it's so outrageous.

1590
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 4: And if you did you on here the piggies have

1591
01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:53,559
Speaker 4: left the barn or something.

1592
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say it on here. I don't.

1593
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: I don't think I said it in here.

1594
01:11:56,439 --> 01:11:58,120
Speaker 2: You did you did?

1595
01:11:58,479 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 7: Oh?

1596
01:11:58,760 --> 01:11:58,960
Speaker 3: Well?

1597
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, free the pigs in the bar, like

1598
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,240
Speaker 2: leave the cows in the barn or like, it's just

1599
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 2: that's funny to me because no one should call fat

1600
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:08,840
Speaker 2: people cows. No one should reply to their in barns.

1601
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 2: It's an insane thing to say. And that's why it

1602
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 2: makes me laugh. It didn't make me laugh because I'm like, yeah,

1603
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 2: fat people are cows, please know.

1604
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 1: And by the way, Tim Dillon is a fat person.

1605
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 2: It's funny to come out from his It's just it's

1606
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 2: so funny. And then he did this whole song as

1607
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 2: Lizzo about like what she would be like when she's

1608
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 2: like her song when she gets thin, and it's.

1609
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 5: So funny, funny, somebody made it into a real song

1610
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 5: with auto.

1611
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: Yes, it was so good.

1612
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 5: Nothing is making me laugh harder than his podcast These

1613
01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 5: Days Nothing.

1614
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 2: And I was listening one day and he was talking

1615
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,800
Speaker 2: about Taylor Swift and he said in the middle of it,

1616
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 2: he goes, Nikki Glazer's gonna be very mad about this,

1617
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 2: And I was so fucking happy I got name checked.

1618
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:50,519
Speaker 1: I was like, it was one of the greatest days ever.

1619
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 5: I was like, yes, you got Yeah, it's it's just

1620
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 5: such a fan yeah, yeah, he's amazing. Yes, And to

1621
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,160
Speaker 5: get it, it feels, it feels good to get what

1622
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:00,719
Speaker 5: he's doing.

1623
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 2: Yes, if you if you are offended by him, you.

1624
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: Don't get it.

1625
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:05,800
Speaker 2: You have to get it, and you have every right

1626
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:09,719
Speaker 2: to be because you're you know, it is offensive on paper.

1627
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 2: But I promise you I'm not laughing at leave the

1628
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 2: cows in the barn, Lizzo. Yes, it's just it's funny

1629
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,280
Speaker 2: that he would tell her to do that, and that's

1630
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,160
Speaker 2: an outrageous thing to say. And sometimes the outrageous things

1631
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,599
Speaker 2: make me laugh, but I am not. I'm not signing

1632
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 2: on to fat shame. And that's not what he's doing either.

1633
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,680
Speaker 2: He's just saying things to be funny, and I think

1634
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 2: sometimes that's what I do and it gets taken out

1635
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 2: of context. And I'm not as brilliant as Tim Dillon,

1636
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 2: and so sometimes I say things and out of context

1637
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 2: they sound fucking crazy if you don't know that I'm

1638
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:42,720
Speaker 2: saying them with a like.

1639
01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 5: Sarcast satirizing something.

1640
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 2: Yes, SE's his hitizing satirizing to satirize thing. All right, guys,

1641
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,800
Speaker 2: that's the show. Sorry for the delay. Sorry we lost

1642
01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 2: Anya and Brian and Noah at the end of it,

1643
01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 2: but we made it through. We weathered the storm. We'll

1644
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:01,599
Speaker 2: be back next week. I'll be back in studio. Everything

1645
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 2: will be fucking seamless as shit. I can't even wait.

1646
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,479
Speaker 2: Thank you Chris for joining us on these two episodes.

1647
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 2: You'll be back again, don't even think you won't. We

1648
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 2: lived in together now, bitch, Chris is living with me

1649
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 2: while updates on that. We're living together starting next week.

1650
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,639
Speaker 5: It begins, well, it began like two days ago.

1651
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 2: I know we're together forever.

1652
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:24,760
Speaker 5: Baby disasters ahead, yeah in minute.

1653
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, we'll see you next week. Check out

1654
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,519
Speaker 2: my tour dates Nikki Glazer dot com. Can't wait to

1655
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 2: see you out there. Chicago and Peoria coming up very

1656
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 2: very soon on You will be on that tour as well,

1657
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 2: and we have new merch and so many exciting little

1658
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,680
Speaker 2: treats lined up for you.

1659
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: So we'll see you next week.

1660
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 2: Don't Beka and Digit just tip the scene person at

1661
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 2: least