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Speaker 1: Ridiculous Crime is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Hey pals, we've been reminiscing with you listening to some

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Speaker 2: classic Ridiculous Crime episodes. One's chosen by the fans themselves.

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Speaker 2: The rude dudes were on assignment, but it looks like

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Speaker 2: we should be home soon. We were almost done, and

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Speaker 2: then I lost my favorite bracelet in the dumpster behind

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Speaker 2: the Aurora Coffee Shop in Prudo Bay, Alaska. Zaren and

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Speaker 2: I are taking turns looking for it, but it's been

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Speaker 2: slow going. Wish us luck. This is the fourth of

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Speaker 2: four Classics, episode thirty six to be exact. It's the

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Speaker 2: story of a man with a plan to steal a

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Speaker 2: plane and then do it again. He even got a

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Speaker 2: cocktail named after him. It's none other than tree Top Flyer,

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Speaker 2: the high Flying Antics of Tommy Fitz See us soon.

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Speaker 3: Oh hey, Sarin, Oh hey, what are we doing here?

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Speaker 2: You know it's ridiculous?

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Speaker 3: I do actually, Okay, you ready for this one? You

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Speaker 3: know John who owns Garfield.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know the cartoon that I'm aware of him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? So there is a fan theory that he killed

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Speaker 3: his best friend to keep his dog Odie. Yes, I know, right,

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Speaker 3: it's wild. John has his best friend, this dude named Lyman, right,

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Speaker 3: and Lyman owns Odie the dog, and this is like

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Speaker 3: in the eighties and eighty three. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 3: Lyman disappears from the comic strip. So fans start coming

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Speaker 3: up with this theory that he's in the basement and

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Speaker 3: that John has basically taken his friend put him in

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Speaker 3: the basement so we can have his dog. Now. The

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Speaker 3: cartoon show of Garfield actually decided to answer this question

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Speaker 3: because it had become such a like whispered fan moment

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Speaker 3: that they determined, well, the cartoon show decides to depict

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Speaker 3: what happened to Lyman. They have him go down to

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Speaker 3: the Amazon as a natural photographer and he just disappears

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Speaker 3: while looking for a mythological creature. So like did cupacabre Lyman?

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Speaker 3: We don't know. But the whole point is is John

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Speaker 3: is definitely not a amongst us. Sorry line, it is

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Speaker 3: definitely not amongst us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I need to have one question answered, and I'm

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Speaker 2: really serious about this. Where does Kathy come into all that? Back?

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Speaker 3: I would say she and John always seem like they

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Speaker 3: should have been dating, you know what I mean. It's

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Speaker 3: like you read one comic you read another like, why

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Speaker 3: can't these two kids just wake at work?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: How do we get them together? Mary Worth? What can

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Speaker 3: you do about this?

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Speaker 2: Lu Anne? Come on in.

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Speaker 3: We need some teenage energy now, family circus kids can

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Speaker 3: get this to happen in some chaos.

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Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Do you win?

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Speaker 3: There you go?

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Speaker 2: You want to know what else is ridiculous?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Do getting drunk, stealing a plane, flying said plane into

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Speaker 2: New York City, landing it on the street. Oh, and

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Speaker 2: doing it twice?

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Speaker 3: Yes? So who's my new favorite hero?

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Speaker 2: You find out? I'm Elizabeth Dutton and he you can

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Speaker 2: see him look over there. He's Aaron Burnette. You can.

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Speaker 2: And this is Ridiculous Crime A podcast about absurd and

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Speaker 2: outrageous capers. Heiss and cons. It's always ninety nine percent

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Speaker 2: murder free and one hundred percent ridiculous. The story I

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Speaker 2: have for you today's Sarin was suggested to us by

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Speaker 2: our Instagram pal, Sarah Reeves.

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Speaker 3: Oh thank you, Sarah Reeves.

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Speaker 2: She really came through here big thanks to Sarah Reeves.

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Speaker 2: She also has some cute dogs as her Instagram profile picture.

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 2: It's very rad, very on brand for the.

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Speaker 3: Very definitely fan of the dogs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rude dudes. In effect, I do have to say

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Speaker 2: that we get tons of crime suggestions and that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: We have what we call the Big Board here at

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous Crime Headquarters, and as you know, because you're there,

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Speaker 2: we pin up all the ridiculous crimes that we plan

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Speaker 2: to tell on the podcast. I got to tell you something.

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Speaker 2: That board is crowded right now.

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Speaker 3: Oh it's stacked. Yeah, it's just a bunch of madness

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Speaker 2: And we do. We have that team of interns. They're

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Speaker 2: But they're interns, confident, unpaid. They're the ones who answer

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Speaker 2: all the emails and the dms. Did you know that

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Speaker 2: I did not. I hope they're not being offensive. They're

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Speaker 2: always on their phones, like eating beef jerky, dancing to

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Speaker 2: So we get a lot of crime suggestions and then,

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Speaker 2: like I said, this is one of them and it's fantastic.

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Speaker 2: So I want to kick this off A little question

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Speaker 2: for you, hot shot Saren. Have you ever flown a plane?

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Speaker 2: Do you like Gladiator movies?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a grum Man?

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Speaker 2: That's have you ever flown a plane?

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, I have never flown a plane. Thus far,

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Speaker 3: I've never criminally made this occur, because you know, I've

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Speaker 3: been tempted a couple of times. I won't lie, but

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you're like an aviation guy. Did you have

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Speaker 3: You know, I jacket Me and my neighbor across the street, Jay,

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Speaker 3: and so we would be a comparing flight simulator and

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Speaker 3: this run, and like yeah, we were like aviation geeks

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Speaker 3: I've wanted to be up in the wild blue yonder

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Speaker 2: It was like, so, yeah, you're there are a lot

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Speaker 2: But the idea of why does a.

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Speaker 3: Big plane work? Make more sense to you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of money went into it,

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Speaker 3: People don't build a little plan. I mean they build

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Speaker 2: Cars there. Some people are all about that flight life.

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Speaker 2: But you know, here's the thing, Like I joke, these

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Speaker 2: He also sprinkled a good helping of ridiculousness over the

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Speaker 2: whole thing. Our kind of guy let's talk about Thomas

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Speaker 2: Fitzpatrick aka Tommy.

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Speaker 3: Fitz Tommy fitz good, good nick.

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Speaker 2: I'm not giving him that nickname. That's that's what people

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Speaker 3: If your name is Tommy Fitzpatrick, I'm calling you Tommy Fish.

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Speaker 2: Tommy fits born in New York City, NYC, Big Apple,

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Speaker 2: nineteen thirty. Nice so got that down. When he was

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Speaker 2: He served in the Marine Corps in the Pacific Theater,

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Speaker 2: and not just like hanging around peel and potatoes.

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Speaker 3: He was in combat, awesome brutal fighting out there.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine being fifteen and like in crazy combat

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Speaker 3: Yes, because I was fifteen.

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Speaker 2: And I think fifteen year old boys probably too. Because

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Speaker 3: Then started merling, I don't think that's the answer.

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Speaker 2: So back to Tommy fitz He was honorably discharged from

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Speaker 3: Who wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big dude. Got injured and let me

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Speaker 2: love the question. During a strategic withdrawal, Corporal Fitzpatrick noticed

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Speaker 2: Corporal Fitzpatrick, despite severe pain and loss of blood, made

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Speaker 2: As it's known in the history books. Over, he came

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Speaker 2: though he worked as an airplane mechanic at Teterborough School

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Speaker 2: So it's kind of a clever thing. He's like, he's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So he's lived a serious life and he's in

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Speaker 3: As one does when you're in your twenties.

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Speaker 2: He's a busy, on the go lifestyle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a veteran. You want to shake off all

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Speaker 2: Of a war, let off a little steam, you know.

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Speaker 2: So he's living in New Jersey, but a lot of

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Speaker 3: What kind of loose were talking about?

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Speaker 2: Loss?

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Speaker 3: Nice?

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Speaker 2: I want you to picture it.

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Speaker 3: Take me there, New.

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Speaker 2: York, New York.

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Speaker 3: It's a town, hell poddling town.

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Speaker 2: September twenty ninth, nineteen fifty six.

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Speaker 3: The Bronx is up and Brooklyn is down.

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Speaker 2: You, Sarah, and you're sitting in a bar Washington Heights

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Speaker 2: I'm there there, it's you. And there's like a bunch

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Speaker 3: Oh a bachelor party after party, Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Going to be a loose So there's one guy who's there,

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Speaker 3: That's okay, I don't know New York that well, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was wonder if they're gonna be another guy like that.

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Speaker 3: He was the Swede and the sleet was saying, so

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Speaker 3: Tommy Fits, I.

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Speaker 2: Like Tommy Fitz. Now there's another guy at the end

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Speaker 3: Then they say, yeah, listen, pal, I've heard that kind

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Speaker 2: Get out of town. Tommy's like, wanta bet and the

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Speaker 2: wager was made, So we got a bar bet going on.

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Speaker 3: You know, I love them.

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Speaker 2: Tommy Fits hops in his car and drives to New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Three sheets to the wind, takes to the roads. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure the guy's in the bar thinking he's just gonna

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Speaker 2: you know, he's just gonna drunk drive his way back

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Speaker 2: So Tommy fits, though he's got other plays, other ideas.

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Speaker 2: He drives to Teeterborough Airport in New Jersey and he

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Speaker 3: He drives to work, drives to work drunk at he's

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Speaker 2: He's had a pilot's license for like two and a

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: He gets to the school and he talks to David

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Speaker 3: I was hoping it would be like Dick Van Dyke's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe let's say, okay, perhaps.

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Speaker 3: The Dick van Dyke's uncle does what.

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Speaker 2: So Tommy goes up to David Van Dyke Junior and says, hey, hey, pal,

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Speaker 2: can I borrow that Cessna one forty. That's sweet Cessna

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Speaker 2: He's like, listen and I'll settle up with your pops

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Speaker 2: in the morning. Like it's cool, David. What does he say?

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Speaker 2: And I quote, I don't care, Like that's in all

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Speaker 3: I don't care, Thanks, Junior.

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Speaker 2: Right, So, I think we should talk about the fact that,

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Speaker 2: you know, driving and biking, flying, all these things not

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not supposed to operate heavy or light machinery

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Speaker 2: Well you know you aren't. There restrictions on pilots about

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Speaker 2: like how much they can Oh yeah, I've.

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Speaker 3: Seen that Denzel Washington movie flight. There definitely are restrictions.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise they fly upside down. Bad things happen, so.

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Speaker 2: You can you know, you can get a b UY

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Speaker 2: biking under the influence, that's true. Have you ever gotten

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Speaker 3: I no, no, I'm too fast.

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Speaker 2: I've seen people get them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I grew up in a biking town, Davis, and

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Speaker 3: that's that was very common. In fact, they have bike

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Speaker 2: And then of course there's the d UY. Now the

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Speaker 2: how does that work? They pull you?

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Speaker 3: I think it's a p UI. It's a piloting under

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Speaker 2: It's like your drive it. You're flying the plane and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen Woodstock and he looks like Woodstock's looking

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Speaker 3: hard at you. Did you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure?

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Speaker 3: How high were you?

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Speaker 2: I got I got hit in the head. So we

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Speaker 2: have all these ways that you can get busted, but

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Speaker 2: it's bad. Don't operate machinery well, drunk.

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Speaker 3: Bad business, bad business, don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Let's go back and talk about David Van Dyke Junior.

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Speaker 2: What's he doing at the airfield in the middle of

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking he was sleeping there, because like you sleeping

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably. I think everyone in the story is drunk.

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Speaker 3: I was. I just assume any story before, like nineteen

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Speaker 3: fifty eight, everyone's drunk.

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Speaker 2: All ages are on opium. Yeah, all of the above.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, especially the young ones. That one. They're smoking too. Well.

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Speaker 2: So he's just sitting there and all of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: some big boy comes in and is like, give me

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Speaker 3: This is just where's my bottle?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it wasn't even his plane to lend out.

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Speaker 2: That's his dad's plane, and his dad's only the half owner.

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Speaker 2: So but he won't.

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Speaker 3: Nice pale son.

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Speaker 2: So Tommy Klimb inside the Sessna, starts her up, does

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Speaker 2: David spin the propeller and then tells him to stand

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Speaker 2: off in the Sessna. He goes over the Hackensack River

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Speaker 3: Nice order.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if he could see Hudson University from up there.

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Speaker 2: He flies over Washington Heights where he grew up, turns

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Speaker 2: around over the Harlem.

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Speaker 3: River, does a little wing wave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's now he's probably like fires off rockets.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: It's now just before three in the morning. Okay, And

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Speaker 2: where in the world is this drunken aviator going?

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Speaker 3: Well, all I know is he had fifteen minutes, so

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Speaker 3: he's definitely not winning that bed.

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Speaker 2: Let's take a break to hear a whole bunch of ads,

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Speaker 2: and then when we come back, we're going to join

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Speaker 2: Tommy Fitz back up in the air.

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Speaker 3: Is there a flight attendant on the sessnaing?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Welcome back, Zaren.

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Speaker 3: Oh hello, what's a little bit you do during the break?

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Speaker 3: Oh so I popped onto d Pop and I bought

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Speaker 3: a brown leather bomber jacket and a scarf. This whole

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Speaker 3: conversation got me heated. What kidding me? Wait till you

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Speaker 3: see it. You're gonna be like man, That.

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Speaker 2: Guy like super cool cool.

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Speaker 3: I bet he was in an imaginary Hollywood war.

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Speaker 2: He looks like Tommy fits speaking of witch. Nice segue,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, It should work for local news.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those smoother and slit.

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Speaker 2: I like when they have to talk about something, either

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Speaker 2: go for either super happy to too sad, or vice versa.

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Speaker 3: I like me that when they go from the car

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Speaker 3: zoo today, the puppy, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know the zoo aka pouse. We're going to go to

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Speaker 2: the zoo today. Just take them to the pound.

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Speaker 3: My kids, they think this is the zoo. It's the best.

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Speaker 2: That's the reptile enclosure.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not the dumpster.

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Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, Tommy Fits so.

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Speaker 4: Tommy, all right, so thank you so well, so we

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Speaker 4: may oh my god, we have to keep funny.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. So when we left off, Tommy Fits was driving drunk,

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Speaker 2: which infuriates me. You know what, technically he was flying drunk, right, No,

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Speaker 2: he drove drunk. He drove drunk.

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Speaker 3: From Washington still drunk when he was flying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we're talking about step by steps. One drive

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Speaker 2: drunk from Washington Heights to New Jersey. Lame. That makes

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Speaker 3: Demerit one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Then he borrows Assessa one forty and takes off okay, yeah, lame,

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Speaker 2: okay to loser, and then it's about seven miles from

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Speaker 2: Teeterborough Airport to Washington Heights as the crow flies, according

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Speaker 2: to the measurement tool on Google Maps. Yeah, look at me.

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Speaker 2: Obviously driving is going to take longer than like you know,

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Speaker 2: so Tommy. But so he makes a bet with the

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Speaker 2: guy at Joe's Bar that he can get from Jersey

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Speaker 2: to Washington Heights in fifteen minutes, but he doesn't tell

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Speaker 2: him how sure, So I'm not going to count the

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Speaker 2: But like, let's say, I don't know how long does

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Speaker 2: it take to fly from Teeterborough to you.

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Speaker 3: Said to seven miles, So it couldn't take long, right.

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Speaker 2: He leaves the bar around too, So it's now almost

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Speaker 2: three and he's cruising the skies above Manhattan. Tommy surveys

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Speaker 2: the landscape. Okay, looks out there, he's got his like

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Speaker 2: silk scarf flapping in the wind. I want you to

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Speaker 2: keep it.

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Speaker 3: Where's the closest airport and I can put this scarf

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Speaker 3: down in I want.

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Speaker 2: You to keep in mind that the wingspan of this

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Speaker 2: you were saying that a big deal. Thirty two feet

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Speaker 2: Tommy looks down and he sees Saint Nicholas Avenue.

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Speaker 3: Oh tell me where the bar was?

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Speaker 2: Street's dark. The city that Never sleeps was totally asleep

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Speaker 2: right now, not much traffic. Mus did wake up everybody.

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Speaker 2: Tommy begins his descent. Yes, he dips down below the

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Speaker 2: roofline of the apartment buildings on either side of the street,

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Speaker 2: brings the plane down into a smooth landing, thirty two

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Speaker 3: That's tight. I like this.

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Speaker 2: Touches down, pulls the plane to a stop right in

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Speaker 2: front of Joe's Bar.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding me, are you? You're a kid? He's in

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Speaker 3: front of the bar. He timed it so well, He's like,

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Speaker 2: Pops out of the Cessna, struts into the tavern, orders

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Speaker 2: a beer just in time for last call. Oh my, NuGen,

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Speaker 2: the place goes nuts. I'm going nuts, Yeah you are,

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Speaker 2: I'm watching goes nuts. Then the bar closes and Tommy

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Speaker 2: gets a ride from a friend back to Teeterborough to

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Speaker 3: Wait, he leaves the plane in the middle of the road.

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Speaker 2: Leaves the plane in the middle of the road.

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Speaker 3: Take that Van Dyk.

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Speaker 2: He runs into Donald Hulse.

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Speaker 3: Is that a friend of yours?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, loser, you just.

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Speaker 3: Said it all casual.

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Speaker 2: Don Donald is the other owner of the plane, and

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Speaker 2: he does care. I'm like, David Van Dyk Jr. Where's

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Speaker 2: my plane? Tommy. Tommy's like, yeah, about that Hulse outrage?

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Speaker 3: Do you know how to get around in Manhattan?

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Speaker 2: So Tommy decides, you know what, I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: head back to Washington Heights and see check on my

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Speaker 2: handiwork here. See what's up with the plane? So he

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Speaker 2: pulls up towards Joe and he sees that the plane

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Speaker 3: It hasn't been like strip, no hub caps, it's up

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Speaker 2: But now it's surrounded by cops in the press. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course it's a busy thoroughfare that he has blocked

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Speaker 2: off with a plane. So Tommy tells the cops that

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00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,959
Speaker 2: he'd come into town for a party the night before

444
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 2: and then headed back to Titeborough and then he was

445
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,199
Speaker 2: like struck with his sudden desire to fly. Couldn't help it.

446
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,400
Speaker 3: Haven't we all been there?

447
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 2: He had an urge he just had to pop in

448
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 2: borrow a plane, as he said, And then he said that, well,

449
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,399
Speaker 2: when he was flying over Manhattan, the engine started to

450
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 2: quit on him, and then he tried to radio the

451
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 2: airport but he couldn't get a signal. He had no chance,

452
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 2: no choice but to put her down in the street.

453
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 2: But his luck would have it, he landed right in

454
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,040
Speaker 2: front of the place he'd been partying in earlier.

455
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,960
Speaker 3: Officer. I was just trying to save lives. You know,

456
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: what can I do?

457
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 2: It's a life full of weird coin. So the cops

458
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 2: checked the plane, No engine trouble, no sign of engine trouble.

459
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,360
Speaker 2: Radio fully funked. Wait a minute, yeah, come on, tommy.

460
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 2: So Sergeant Harold Barons of the Police Aviation Bureau, Star

461
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 2: of Law and Order Aviation. He said at the time

462
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 2: that the odds against such a landing were one hundred

463
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 2: thousand and one.

464
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 3: Did he know how odds work?

465
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: No, okay, and that's but that's the artistry we're talking about.

466
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 2: There are no odds in artists.

467
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 3: When people come up with odds like that, oh yeah,

468
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 3: did you even work? Never mind?

469
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: He then he showed he pulled out a flip charts.

470
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 2: I took all the scenarios that I ran through statistics.

471
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 2: The police had to confiscate the Sessa, of course since

472
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: it was evidence, so they dismantled it.

473
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 3: Oh they didn't just like fly it away. They towed it.

474
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: Away like Tom Hals come get your No, well that's

475
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 2: what they did. They but they had to take the

476
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,119
Speaker 2: wings off in order to toe. So they take the

477
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: wings off and tow it to Pier seventy three.

478
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 3: Why didn't they just let him fly it off?

479
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:59,399
Speaker 2: Because like cops, Yeah, losers, they're buzzkills. Halse Don Hols

480
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 2: and then Fan Dyke Senior had to get a release

481
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: from the DA's office to get their plane back because

482
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,120
Speaker 2: it's like evidence at this point of.

483
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 3: What I mean, like, honestly, what is the crime? If

484
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 3: they don't say he's.

485
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 2: Stole, you're going to find out Tommy gets arrested, there's

486
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 2: a crime. There's your ridiculous what liittering he's charged with.

487
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: He's charged with suspicion of grand larceny because he didn't

488
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: really borrow the plane. They were suspicious about his story.

489
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: Reckless airplane driving is one of the charges. That's not

490
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: a real that's going to be a charge you'll see

491
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 2: in your life at some point, improper landing is a charge.

492
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 3: Okay, I've in charge with that.

493
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's like if I fall down the stairs

494
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 2: and the cop appears, are like, girl.

495
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 3: You park a sailboat on the dock. They're like a

496
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: proper landing.

497
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: And then also flying with an outdated Civil Aeronautics Administration

498
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: medical certificate. Wait what I guess like he didn't get

499
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 2: his his like medical clearance to fly. He had a

500
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: pilot's license.

501
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: But have a CPR card.

502
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 2: It's it's like a it's just like an administrative bureaucratic

503
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: like in New.

504
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 3: York, like, oh, you need to have your cabaret card.

505
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 3: Like they just love these, like you like a smog check. Yeah,

506
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 3: oh okay the California.

507
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 2: California is the smog check. Yeah. So Felony Court Magistrate

508
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 2: Edward J. Chapman.

509
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: That's a serious name.

510
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's he's real deal, he says. The bail

511
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,479
Speaker 2: at five thousand dollars.

512
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 3: See I could tell right away. Serious kind of guy.

513
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 2: He says he's doing that as a deterrent to other

514
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: foolish young men who get drunk and fly a plane.

515
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 3: Aren't you a killer?

516
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 2: There's so many out there and they're going to flip through,

517
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,919
Speaker 2: get drunk and fly a plane quarterly like, oh Tommy

518
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 2: Fitz got pinched for that.

519
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: Now the kids are gonna be doing this.

520
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 2: Ever here to Poughkeepsie, and the judge says, a great

521
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 2: many terrible things could have happened.

522
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, a lot of people's criminal imaginations are

523
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: just like I don't know, I don't want to say ridiculous,

524
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 3: because that's what we do, but that's ludicrous, like, come on, judges,

525
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 3: is not gonna die.

526
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 2: But I can kind of feel like in my mind,

527
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: I'm also thinking like all of the absolutely hideous disasters

528
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 2: that could have gone down with this. Yeah, it could

529
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: have beheaded so many people.

530
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 3: That's where you go, be headed, crashed into a clothes

531
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 3: line and gone into an apartment building. No, could have

532
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 3: been off.

533
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: It could have been a parade of like children with clowns.

534
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: And then he's like flying, yeah, those three am children's.

535
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 3: Per I'm gonna have to stop you right there. This

536
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 3: is dangerous criminal driving of a metaphor.

537
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 2: Thank you, So I feel relieved that I can let

538
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 2: go of that. The grand larceny charge winds up getting

539
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 2: dropped a few weeks later because Donald Hulse decides not late. Yeah, okay,

540
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: Tommy Fits. He's fined one hundred dollars after being found

541
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 2: guilty of landing without a permit.

542
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: So it's a parking ticket, reckless operation.

543
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 2: Of a plane, and flying without a medical certificate.

544
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 3: Whatever.

545
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he has his pilot's license suspended for six months.

546
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 2: No big. He's like, guess what, guys, I'm never flying again.

547
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 2: I don't need a license.

548
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 3: Do you think I look like a law abider?

549
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 2: So all's well, that ends well, right, No, No, let's

550
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: stop for commerce, and when we come back, I'll let

551
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 2: you know how Tommy continued to bring the ridiculous. So

552
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 2: we were in nineteen fifty six. Now in early October

553
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: of nineteen fifty eight, almost exactly two years later, Tommy

554
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 2: Fits gets drunk, steals plane, flies from Peterborough Airport, New

555
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 2: Jersey to Washington Heights in Manhattan and lands in the

556
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: middle of the street.

557
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 3: Did someone say, I don't believe you? And he's like, bet,

558
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 3: I'll be right back.

559
00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 2: Exactly what happens. He's at a different neighborhood bar in

560
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 2: Washington Nights, not Joe's. He's drinking, it's about midnight. He's

561
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 2: totally bragging about this infamous flight.

562
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,879
Speaker 3: Two years later, one would.

563
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 2: He's become a local legend with this. People see him

564
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, that's Tommy Fitz.

565
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 3: You know what he did. He's amazing, lucky Tommy fits.

566
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: But like if you see him, get in a car,

567
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 2: go hide.

568
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 3: The Lindburg of Greenpoint.

569
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: Another guy in the bar, This guy from Connecticut. He

570
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 2: apparently didn't believe Tommy.

571
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 3: Connecticut.

572
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 2: There's just no way that Tommy stole a plane.

573
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 3: He's always looking down on New York.

574
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 2: No way he flew it back. This is ridiculous.

575
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 3: This is just you don't know how we do here,

576
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 3: go back to Connecticut.

577
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 2: Tommy didn't like that. He didn't take kindly.

578
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 3: See I'm fired up like him.

579
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: Wanted to prove himself one more time, just like you would.

580
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: So Tommy has the guy from Connecticut, who the papers

581
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 2: referred to at the time as the nutmegernut MegaR. Well,

582
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: isn't it like the nutmeg state?

583
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of the soccer term like when you've been

584
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 3: made foolish when the ball goes between your legs, the nutmeg.

585
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:07,479
Speaker 2: Nutmeg state of mind. So the Nutmeger drives him to Teeterborough, okay,

586
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: And they go to the aeronautics school.

587
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 3: Just like take me to work for drunken enough.

588
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: So yeah, but his thing is like, oh you don't

589
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: believe me, drives me. I'm responsible.

590
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 3: I don't have a license anymore to.

591
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: Hear the designated driver. So they go and they look

592
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 2: at Donald Holse's planes one more time. Pick one of

593
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 2: those this time, though, he picks the Cessna one twenty

594
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 2: that has an even bigger wingspan of forty foot wingspan.

595
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: Good choice.

596
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm just gonna upsize on this, Yeah, go bigger,

597
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 2: supersize it. So he jumps in the plane and he

598
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: takes off.

599
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 3: That does he take the Nutmeggar with him or he's

600
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 3: next day here, I'll be back.

601
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 2: I think he left the Nutmeger. The Nutmeger was all

602
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 2: like one loan tier going down his cheek as he

603
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: watches him fly off into the great blue yonder. So

604
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: he gets in the plane, takes off, doesn't notify the tower,

605
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: of course, doesn't put on his running legs.

606
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 3: Flight plan, no lights, lights, I like it.

607
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: He's run silent, run deep private Blitzkrieg. Doesn't use his radio,

608
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 2: of course, nothing, just out the window, safety, last, safety, last,

609
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 2: So this time though he's doing like serious tree top

610
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 2: flyer moves. He's skimming rooftops. It's freaking people out. Well,

611
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 2: he's got a he's got a bigger plane. This time

612
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: it's a little bit heavier.

613
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: Drinking Johnny Walker.

614
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: This time he brings the plane down for a landing

615
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 2: at one hundred and eighty seventh Street in Amsterdam Avenue Harlem. No,

616
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 2: it's still sort of Washington Heights ish. It's like six

617
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: blocks from Joe's.

618
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay word.

619
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: So the witness statements about his landing are amazing.

620
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

621
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: John Johnson, which, like I love when people do that

622
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: to their children. Our last name is Johnson, lists name

623
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: of John.

624
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 3: But that's like John the third because it's like John's John, John, John,

625
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 3: john Son of.

626
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: John, seventh, son of the seventh, son of John.

627
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 3: I just love that name.

628
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 2: John's cruising by and he says, quote, I saw something

629
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: coming down. I didn't know what to imagine. I slammed

630
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 2: on my brakes and a plane skidded over the top

631
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: of my car and made a perfect landing ahead of me.

632
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 2: I saw a man get out and run towards Saint

633
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: Nicholas Avenue, one hundred and eighty seventh Street. I think

634
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: Tommy was running towards Joe's. I think so little hair

635
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: of the dog. Then there's this bus driver. He was

636
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: at Amsterdam and one hundred and ninety first so just

637
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 2: up the block of it. He says. I just got

638
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: into my seat when all of a sudden, I heard

639
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 2: something that sounded like a large fan, he said. I

640
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 2: looked in my rear view mirror and I saw this

641
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 2: plane coming at me. He landed alongside of me. The

642
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 2: plane hit the ground and bounced twenty feet in the air.

643
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to take off again, and

644
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,959
Speaker 2: then he hit the ground again and taxi down one

645
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty seventh.

646
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: Street, just imagining a drum.

647
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: One guy's like, oh, it's a perfect landing. Was like, Jo,

648
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: here's the best thing that the bus driver goes. God

649
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: forbid if I ever hit a plane. What could I say?

650
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: At the safety hearing? He's like out of like a

651
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: sit com?

652
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? He is, like, I'm imagining he's married.

653
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 3: He and his wife telling a story, and that's his punchline.

654
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: No, yeah, clink the glasses. So the difference this time

655
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 2: is that Tommy didn't head back in for a drink somewhere.

656
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: He didn't run to Joe's. He just high tailed it

657
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: on home, took off. Witnesses all saw him running away

658
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 2: from the scene.

659
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 3: I wonder if the landing scared him, the whole bouncing thing.

660
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: I heard a parade in the distance. Got a little nervous.

661
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: So the cops arrived and they moved the plane out

662
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 2: of the way some good shape. They do what to

663
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 2: do this time, but it was way too much of

664
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: a coincidence for them, especially when they heard a description

665
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 2: of the fleeing pilot, tall blonde husky. So they stopped

666
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: in Joe's. So they called Tommy at home and they're like, Tommy,

667
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 2: Tommy fits when I come down to the station. He

668
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 2: gets there and he tells the press that, you know,

669
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 2: it was just in the neighborhood. And I heard the

670
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 2: cops wanted to talk to me wild I think they

671
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 2: wanted an expert. I don't know what they want to

672
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: talk about. And it wasn't me. Whatever it was, the

673
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: cops tell him, look, we got witnesses, we got your fingerprints.

674
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 2: Tommy's like, all right, I did it, Like immediately came yeah,

675
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: so once again charged with grand larceny. Has a ton

676
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: of civil aeronaux violations too, so dangerous and reckless operation

677
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: of an aircraft landing within city limits other than in

678
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: emergency conditions, and flying without a license, because don't forget,

679
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: he was like not doing that again. So the New

680
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: York Daily News, which had the absolute best coverage of this.

681
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: Of course, they said, Thomas Fitzpatrick twenty eight local wrong

682
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 2: way corrigan who finds air landing strips where the port

683
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: authority never has built any admitted yesterday police say that

684
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 2: he was the hot shot pilot who landed on Amsterdam

685
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 2: Avenue near one hundred and eighty seventh Street early yesterday

686
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: in the small plane.

687
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 3: Hot shot pilot, Come on, devil pilot, I like that.

688
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: So the magic at the arraignment said that he quote

689
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: came down like a marauder from the skies and dangering

690
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: the lives of hundreds of persons.

691
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 3: What if there were a been a parade.

692
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: They set the bail at ten grand at this time.

693
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 3: Oh wow, no more airpos no.

694
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Speaker 2: More so January fifty nine. So it was October fifty

695
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 2: eighth January nineteen fifty nine. He takes a plea deal,

696
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 2: and he pleads guilty to the misdemeanor of bringing stolen

697
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: property into the state. They're gonna gets you one way,

698
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: so the judge John Mullen really lets him have it. Quote,

699
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: you do not know when to stop drinking. The last

700
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: time you paid a one hundred dollars fine. If you

701
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: have been seriously and properly jolted the first time, it's

702
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 2: possible this would not have occurred a second time, and

703
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 2: maybe you wouldn't be standing here today. There is no

704
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: doubt in my mind that you were intoxicated and were

705
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: in a measure dared by a drinking companion when you

706
00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 2: were in this silly semi intoxicated condition. He says, you're intoxicated,

707
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 2: but then he calls it semi intoxicated. Judge Jackly, I'm

708
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: gonna overruled. So Judge Mullen does though, like he praises

709
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: Tommy's record. He's like, look, you're a vet, You're a

710
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: good dude. He says, you're the best pilot I've ever seen.

711
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 3: You've seen a lot of piloting.

712
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 2: Halls says that the guy who's play He's like, man,

713
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 2: that's the best pilot us the best flying I ever.

714
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 3: Did love this the original launch pad mcquack.

715
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the judge winds up sentencing Tommy to six

716
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 2: months in the workhouse. Yeah, he gets it. He gets

717
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks later, he's convicted on other charges

718
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: of drunken flying and sentenced to so he gets an

719
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 2: f UI. He's sentenced to an additional two weeks on

720
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 2: top of that, and his only comment on this is quote,

721
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: it's the lousy drink. Drink that's it now the best.

722
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: There's a column by this guy Melheimer at the time

723
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 2: that he had called my New York and he was Oh,

724
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: he has his great write up of Tommy fits where

725
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 2: he expresses it, yes, you know this was a crime,

726
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: but he had to give it up for Tommy as

727
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,360
Speaker 2: quote the last adventurous man. Let me read you the

728
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: closing of the column. Quote, Well, men, they have incarcerated

729
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: Tom Fitzpatrick. Tell me, please, what is left in life

730
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 2: for the rest of us when the urge comes upon

731
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: us to go down to the sea again, to the

732
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,280
Speaker 2: lonely sea and the sky, or to close our ledgers

733
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: and hunt for the abominable snowman? Will they pass a

734
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 2: law against us? Tom Fitzpatrick is a criminal, and he

735
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 2: rests like a chained cheetah in the pokey, and a

736
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: little bit of all of us rests with him.

737
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 3: I like, it isn't that.

738
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 2: Great, but it's true.

739
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 3: I mean that adventurous spirit should be celebrated. Nobody got hurt,

740
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 3: and this is how we get to the moon. People,

741
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: you need this.

742
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: Their ridiculous takeaway here right, you know, I'm going to

743
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: land on. Well. What I keep thinking about is how

744
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 2: it was such a different time, Like no one immediately terrorist.

745
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is like I kept thinking about that,

746
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 3: like pre nine to eleven New York landing a plane

747
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 3: to flying between the buildings.

748
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: Everyone just like we weren't in like tactical gear. There

749
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 2: wasn't a standoff, so it was like a novelty you know.

750
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: It wasn't something terrifying. No one was injured, no.

751
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: No, no, it seemed like it was you know when

752
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 3: people talk about the American rambunctious spirit, and you know,

753
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: this is a good example of it. You know. And

754
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 3: also the fact that I have to believe that he

755
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 3: would not have landed this if there were people out

756
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: He would have you know, realized like I can't do this, bet,

757
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 3: you know, I suddenly say the crowd for whatever reason,

758
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 3: there's a fire, you know, an apartment building, and so

759
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 3: now the crowd is, you know, thronging in the streets.

760
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: I don't think he'd go over eight blocks and landed

761
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 3: or do whatever. I think he'd recognize. So it seemed

762
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: to me he got away with it because it fit

763
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 3: the moment and it fit that place, and so yeah,

764
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 3: he was you know, as you put there was an

765
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 3: art to it, and art requires a reading of a

766
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 3: lot of things.

767
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not a fan of him driving around

768
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:54,959
Speaker 2: on the roads drunk.

769
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's the most dangerous partly quite honest.

770
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: Don't you think this kind of highlights the amount of

771
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 2: fear that we live under all the time.

772
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 3: Now, don't even get me started about.

773
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 2: Because like a low flying plane now is terrifying. It's

774
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 2: not a novelty.

775
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 3: They cleared the White House because a plane flew over.

776
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 2: The baseball game. Yeah, Like, so if we don't also

777
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: immediately think terrorists, right, like in the traditional sense, we

778
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 2: think that something odd or like out of place like

779
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 2: that could be the precursor to some mass shooter event,

780
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 2: you know, So it's not necessarily I don't.

781
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: Know our cripital imagination.

782
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: What I'm trying to say is that we live in

783
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: a lot of fear now and it's exhausting. Yeah. Yeah,

784
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 2: now that's why I gave it up really good at

785
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: that me. I dive right into it. I lean in hard.

786
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 2: So quick PostScript to this though, According to various Internet sources,

787
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,240
Speaker 2: which are always.

788
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 3: The most reliable thing, I turned to one of.

789
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: Them, Dinner Party download dot org.

790
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 3: That actually, wait, that's the NPR one.

791
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what it is.

792
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: I think my friend Derek, he loves MPR. He mentions

793
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 3: this the diner Party down Okay.

794
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: And then there's also check six dot org, which is

795
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 2: like a flight website apparently. Anyway, they both talk about

796
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: a cocktail called the Late Night Flight that was inspired

797
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: by Tommy.

798
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 3: Fits get out. Do you have the recipe?

799
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a huge story. Okay. So it's a

800
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: half ounce of kalua and that's supposed to represent it's.

801
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: Dark, the dark of the sky. I love it.

802
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

803
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: Then one and a half ounces of vodka and that's

804
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 2: supposed to be clear like Tommy FITs' intention. Oh oh

805
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: wowt half ounce is shamboured, which is raspberries. You know,

806
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: so it's like the raspberries that Tommy fits blue at

807
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: those who doubted him. And then five blackberries, and that's

808
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 2: to represent the cars parked on Manhattan streets. One egg white,

809
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,720
Speaker 2: those form the fluffy clouds, okay, and then a dash

810
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 2: of simple syrup, sweet like victory. So it's supposed to

811
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 2: be this layered.

812
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 3: Representation Fasco for the fire in his heart.

813
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 2: It's like a layered representation of New York's nighttime sky.

814
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 2: So you do the kalua as a bass, and then

815
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: in a separate glass, you muddle the blackberries, add shamboard

816
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 2: and an ounce of vodka and then shake with ice.

817
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 2: You strain it into a layer over the kalua. Is

818
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: everyone following along right down, I'm drawing a mental picture.

819
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: In another mixing glass, you shake the egg white, the syrup,

820
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: and the remaining half ounce of vodka. Right, You just

821
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 2: shake it up to create an emulsion, and you layer

822
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 2: that foam on the top like the clouds, and then

823
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: you chug one and go jump.

824
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 3: In assessment, you steal a plane. All right, I'm gonna

825
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 3: go get some sean board.

826
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,400
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