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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything,

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Speaker 1: because we don't even ask what your name is, so

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Speaker 1: you remain anonymous. Nobody will know that it's you telling

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Speaker 1: your secret. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname

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Speaker 1: when they call in and on the phone. Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'll say a word and Alex Fresha'll say word than

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Speaker 1: English down. I'll say a word and that will be

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Speaker 1: the person who's telling us the dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: the anonymous nickname for the person on the phone is

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Speaker 1: skateboard wakeboard Crayola. Skateboard wakeboard Crayolas. That is what's up,

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Speaker 1: skateboard wakeboard Creola. How are you? Hey, I'm good, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for having me. Yeah, of course, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You like your name? Oh it's fine, it's B plus. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Let's just move on and get to your dirty little secrets. So, um,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to tell us? So there's a

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Speaker 1: girl that I've liked for quite a long time. She's

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Speaker 1: my best friend. She does not know that I like

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Speaker 1: her like that. Yeah, so you never had the courage

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Speaker 1: to tell her or I mean, we started off as friends,

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Speaker 1: and then the longer we're friends, the more I started

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Speaker 1: liking her, and I didn't want to say anything, Jeffer

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Speaker 1: as friendship. How long have you guys been best teeth?

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Speaker 1: It's probably about I would say five six years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: damn all right, So to bottle up all that test

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Speaker 1: usterone actually think that you'll have a like a chance

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Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, not so much anymore. Oh really, well,

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Speaker 1: I was always say this is a romantic comedy in

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Speaker 1: the making, Like five years you guys are friends, she

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a crush hun her, and then one day

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Speaker 1: you're like, hey, you know what, friends shower together? We

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Speaker 1: should shower together. And then it's a beautiful scene. Wait, no,

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Speaker 1: that's a different kind of movie. Anyway, Probably something more

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Speaker 1: romantic than that happens. And then she realized that you

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Speaker 1: love her, and she's like, I loved you too all

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Speaker 1: this time, she would told me earlier. And then you

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Speaker 1: guys try to catch a flight somewhere. Yeah I wish,

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Speaker 1: I wish that was the case. That's kind of why

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Speaker 1: I have a secret. Okay, so your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: isn't the fact that you're in love with your bestie

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Speaker 1: and you have been from a couple of years. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you have a few little secrets that you're claying about. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: spilled the team my phone. So the other day we

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Speaker 1: were hanging out and she came over and she went

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. She left all of her stuff out,

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Speaker 1: like her phone. Okay, And I know it's you're not

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Speaker 1: supposed to, but I checked her phone and I started

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Speaker 1: going through her stuff. I think it was your girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: So why would you go through her phone? I was curious.

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Speaker 1: I get kind of nervous around these things, and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to know if she was with someone else.

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Speaker 1: She'd been kind of coy with me as to who

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Speaker 1: she was dating, and I just wasn't sure. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to make an ass out of myself if I

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Speaker 1: asked her out. Okay, Um, because I was going through

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Speaker 1: her phone and one of her top messages I find

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Speaker 1: someone whose nickname is WiFi and there are a bunch

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Speaker 1: of hearts near the name. Okay, And that wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: alarming to me, honestly, Like, that wouldn't be alarming that

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Speaker 1: Alice and I are married, if you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: And like if I had picked up her phone, and

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Speaker 1: it was like wifie with a bunch of like heart

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Speaker 1: emojis and like a little friend. Like I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: that's just a friend that she calls that. I think

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Yeah, that's that's what I thought until I

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Speaker 1: actually clicked on the messages. I opened it up. So

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Speaker 1: I've been in love with my friend for years and

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Speaker 1: i just found out she's a lesbian. Oh all right,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna picture her? Yeah, she doesn't know. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: know that I know. And when she came back and

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Speaker 1: we were talking, I did. I didn't know how to

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to deal with it. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know how to talk to her. That would be awkward.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that would be uncomfortable to know, because like

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Speaker 1: that's obviously something very personal for people that like if

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Speaker 1: they don't want to tell anybody, you can't really mean,

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Speaker 1: you'd lose a friendship for sure, exactly. You still have

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Speaker 1: a chance though she might be by That's true. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it could be she might be. You could still try

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Speaker 1: it because she might be into both. You don't know

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Speaker 1: for sure, dude. I mean, you know for sure that

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Speaker 1: she's into women, but like she could also be into

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Speaker 1: you as well. Yeah, I mean, you know, I appreciate

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Speaker 1: the advice. You know, she's still my best friend no

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Speaker 1: matter what happens. I still I still love her, even

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Speaker 1: if it's going to be just platonic. But uh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well I never know what's going to happen. But I

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Speaker 1: really appreciate you guys wearing me out. Yeah yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: maybe she Maybe she is like not by and the

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Speaker 1: woman that she's with now breaks her heart so bad.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I can't ever deal with another woman again,

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Speaker 1: and goes back and goes two guys, and then it's you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: keep her alive, don't it? Dream? Yeah, what's your dirty

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