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Speaker 2: It's levels of you know, from one to ten. I'll

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Speaker 2: Steve won on this Thursday. I mean, I'm gonna give

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Speaker 2: you what you won't. Just tell me what the.

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Speaker 1: Level you want? How much? How many? He says one

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Speaker 1: to ten you can go from.

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Speaker 2: I can go from one to twenty. Really, I can

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Speaker 2: actually pass him. But I'm talking about that stupid.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, oh oh he's unmatched. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: know why we're trying to put. He's gonna go past

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Speaker 1: whatever number you got exactly. It's off the charts all

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Speaker 2: You blow our minds without stupid. You can let me

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Speaker 2: see if I can blow your mind this morning. This

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Speaker 2: one right here is can your wife help me with

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Speaker 2: my thiesis? Then you're whifan helped me with my That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, cat dog, We're on our way, too, stupid.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to ye.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who who is it?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Mone ain't ellis man? Is this is this Dowall?

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Speaker 3: Is this a husband?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this's me.

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Speaker 3: What's up? Hey? I man, listen, my mother is mystery man.

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Speaker 3: She goes to church with with with your wife's mom, uh,

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Speaker 3: And they told me your wife she's a she's a nurse.

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she a nurse. But you say,

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Speaker 4: you say your mama go to church with my wife's

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Speaker 3: My mother she goes to church with with.

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Speaker 4: With with Okay, then I, uh what I was calling

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Speaker 3: Damn? If you didn't mind, I wanted to I'm going

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Speaker 3: I'm getting ready to do my thesis, man, I'm doing

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Speaker 4: If you on mind, Yeah, hold on real quick, all right,

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Speaker 4: So you want to talk to you?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hey, yes, hey, how you doing. My name is Ellis.

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Speaker 3: My mother did you go to church with your with

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Speaker 3: your mother? Huh? And they gave me your number that

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Speaker 3: you might be able to help me out with some stuff.

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Speaker 3: I'm in mad school right now. I'm studying to be

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Speaker 3: a gynecologist, and uh, that you might be able to

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Speaker 3: out to you if it was cool.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what's your name against Ellis? And your mom goes.

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Speaker 3: To church with my mom's right?

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Speaker 4: Okay, right, okay?

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Speaker 3: What what? What? What I'm doing is, I'm doing my

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Speaker 4: So you say you want to video tape, I would.

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Speaker 3: Be giving you you know, and I put you, you know,

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Speaker 4: You want a video? You want to video tape him

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Speaker 4: giving me all, hey, what you're talking about?

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Speaker 3: You want to do? What again? Do well? See, I'm

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Speaker 4: What you coming when you want a video? Came my

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, brother, this right here from my grade. Man.

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Speaker 3: You know this ain't nothing on a personal tip, man,

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Speaker 4: My wife? Are you talking about you?

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Speaker 4: You want a video? Came of my wife? We got

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Speaker 4: to look at it, man, you want you can't, no, man, look.

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Speaker 3: Said this from my blade. Man, this ain't but I

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Speaker 4: Gonna walkt for I'm concerning you better go find somebody else.

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Speaker 4: You ain't to do my wife this again, man, my

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Speaker 4: name is Ellis.

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Speaker 3: Man. I told you know my mama, miss she go

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Speaker 4: With Come on, I'm no, we don't know who.

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Speaker 4: We ain't never senior mama. Man, what you're trying to

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Speaker 3: Man, All y'all, okay, We'll let me ask you something.

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Speaker 3: Don't she go in there and get anyway at least

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she nobody no adeo change son ideo taking

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Speaker 3: Man like that? But man, this it brothers.

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Speaker 4: Where gonna find somebody else?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 4: That man may do all? Man, Man, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: You don't know your mama, doll? Y'all?

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Speaker 4: No, hell no, you ain't gonna talk back to my wife.

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Speaker 3: Okay. Can I say one more thing?

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Speaker 4: Talk about video taking my wife?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you ain't talking to my wife.

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Speaker 3: Come mother. I just want to say this. Man, this

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Speaker 3: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 3: just got branked by your homeboy Doug.

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Speaker 4: Sure, baby, this is tell me talking about video taking

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What you got a boy named Doug?

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Speaker 4: Don't you hold?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: What you say? Who did that?

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Speaker 3: Doug?

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Speaker 4: Donny? I won't kick it, man, that's man. You don't

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Speaker 4: come about it. Oh no, man, you had me hot dude?

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Speaker 3: Oh man, y'all all right, man, my heart was being fair.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 3: Hey, man, hey, put what on the movie? Y'all? A

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Speaker 3: hell is man? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Hold all right? For let me see I seek hold on,

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Speaker 4: Uh go ahead, man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now what I got one thing? I gotta ask y'all,

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Speaker 3: what is the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 4: And next time my wife goes back up in there making,

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Speaker 4: I'm going up in there, man, there.

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Speaker 2: And there you have it fairly, and Carl, I expect

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Speaker 1: That's what I expect. Now. I expect some praise. Dranking

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Speaker 1: people's husbands? What does Why do you think that is cool?

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Speaker 1: Why do you think it's cool to do that? I

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Speaker 1: think that's what pranking business is about. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: It's dranking husbands, is pranking wives, it's dranking ministers. It's

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Speaker 2: pranking yeah, kids, I don't care, ain't nobody. I don't

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Speaker 2: draw the line. I don't Why are we drawing it?

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Speaker 1: Well? Whoever thought about? Who did that? Anyway? Who got

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