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Speaker 1: The Nicky Nikky. Hello no Uh in Arizona. Hello everyone listening,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another week of the Nicki Glazer Podcast. I

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Speaker 1: am so excited to be talking to you guys again.

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Speaker 1: I listened to our podcast last night. I like, don't

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Speaker 1: listen to the show because I live it. People always

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Speaker 1: want me to, like listen watch things I've done, and

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Speaker 1: I don't. Really I'm too self critical and I just

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Speaker 1: don't want to. It was so fun when I do

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Speaker 1: it that I don't want to go back and watch

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Speaker 1: it because it can't be better than the memory of

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Speaker 1: living it. Be guess what it was. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I was in the mood for it.

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Speaker 1: I think my A D D meds were kicking in.

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Speaker 1: I was a really good mood. I just played guitar.

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Speaker 1: I had like kind of done a thing on a

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Speaker 1: song that I've been working on like so hard. And

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Speaker 1: I record myself and I watched myself on guitar, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I love watching myself play guitar?

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Speaker 1: And I'm terrible at it? My voice sounds like ship

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Speaker 1: because I've just been like I need to take singing

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Speaker 1: lessons again, and I'm saying that like I have a

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Speaker 1: good singing voice, but it was just not It's not

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing what I need to be doing with it.

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Speaker 1: I need to be true. It's like it's like I'm

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Speaker 1: playing guitar with my voice because I quit doing formal

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Speaker 1: lessons with guitar and now I'm kind of just like

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Speaker 1: like as if I found a guitar on an island

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Speaker 1: and I have to teach myself, like I realized. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I had a couple of breakthroughs with guitar too.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about I have so much to

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Speaker 1: get to so I'm gonna be motor mouthing it for

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Speaker 1: a little bit. This is uh this monologue, but we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get through it. I um. First of all, major

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Speaker 1: revelation with guitar, No, you also play guitar. You've sent

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Speaker 1: me songs that you have. I forced you to send

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Speaker 1: me songs that you've played, and I never got back

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Speaker 1: to the one you've sent. I think it was no woman,

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Speaker 1: no cry, or was it was it some Bob Marley

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Speaker 1: boom boom boom boom and it was so good? You more,

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Speaker 1: you took more like lead stuff. I just want to

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Speaker 1: master rhythm and like be able to be a girl

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Speaker 1: with a guitar in a cafe with nothing else. And

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Speaker 1: a couple of things about that, I realized that you

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Speaker 1: don't need to be good at guitar if the what

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Speaker 1: you want to do is really I want to express

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Speaker 1: myself more in lyrics and my voice, and I already

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Speaker 1: know how to do that, but not like I have

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Speaker 1: to take singing. This is good, That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: because that's the important part in the guitar is usually

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Speaker 1: just like to have nice in the background, Like no

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Speaker 1: one really is expecting me to be Stevie ray Vaughan,

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Speaker 1: but I could be, you know. And then there's a

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Speaker 1: whole other issue of finding your voice. Like I was

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Speaker 1: watching all these YouTube videos on my flight back from

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Speaker 1: the Cayman's the other day, where I was watching YouTube

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Speaker 1: videos of like how to find your voice, which in

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Speaker 1: stand up comedy literally took me. I mean I was

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Speaker 1: if you watch early clips of me, I was, I

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Speaker 1: was recognizable, but um for my voice of what I

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Speaker 1: want to say. I think it was like this year

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Speaker 1: that I found it, like with the start of this

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Speaker 1: I'm confident about it and this is just how I am,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not going to try to be someone else. Um,

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Speaker 1: and that you know that Billy Holiday quote is in

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Speaker 1: line that I shared with you, is in line with

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Speaker 1: all of this as well. If like, if I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: to be successful. I don't want to sing, is what

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Speaker 1: she said. If I have to sing like someone else,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sing. And for me with singing,

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Speaker 1: I always been trying to sound like someone else when

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Speaker 1: I try to do an impression of someone I'm a

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Speaker 1: better singer. Like if I do like oh Like, I

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Speaker 1: If I try to do like Lady Gaga, I could

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Speaker 1: be like, um, what's another impression of like even Ariana Grande.

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Speaker 1: I know that sounds insane, but sometimes I do an

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Speaker 1: Britney Spears, She's so lucky. She's a stuck. But she like,

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Speaker 1: if I could sing in like a different register, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to sing like the way that I

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Speaker 1: would sound like Billie Eilish, who has a new single Outum,

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Speaker 1: you heard it here first coming up with Andrew. She uh,

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Speaker 1: and it's it's all like you know who you heard

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Speaker 1: coming up? If you like Billie Eilish, I want to

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Speaker 1: give a shout out to Charlotte Lawrence. She is a

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Speaker 1: new artist who is just I mean follow her on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: She sings these songs acoustic in her bedroom on her bed,

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Speaker 1: just like at night, and it's like I wrote this day.

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Speaker 1: And her voice is exactly like Billie Eilish is. It

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Speaker 1: has a different little like. I think they're the same,

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Speaker 1: age two, and we're Andrew and I were talking about

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Speaker 1: it because we're friends with Charlotte, because we're friends with

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Speaker 1: her father, Bill Lawrence, Um who created Scrubs and who

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Speaker 1: is married to hold On, is married to the actress

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so embarrassing. This is my

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Speaker 1: like pothead brain, hold on, Bill Lawrence. Uh, wife, this

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Speaker 1: is the problem with women. Give thing up there? Women?

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Speaker 1: Uh Like, if actually I would just talk to myself

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Speaker 1: out of that argument, because I was like, this is

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Speaker 1: why women need to keep their own name. It's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: Kristina Miller. That's why it was a struggle for me,

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Speaker 1: because I because honestly, this bitch tried is so independent

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Speaker 1: of course, also created ted Lasso, which is the best

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Speaker 1: Have you seen it yet? Noah, I've seen one episode,

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Speaker 1: but it's only because I don't have I think it's

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Speaker 1: on Apple Ta Apple TV. It's worth It's worth buying

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Speaker 1: Apple TV subscription and then canceling it as soon as

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Speaker 1: you get through. It's a hundred percent worth it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna like buy you a month subscription to Apple

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Speaker 1: because I want you to get into ted Lasso because

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Speaker 1: It's like it's it's it's like TV pro zach it.

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Speaker 1: I've never had a TV show make me feel so

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Speaker 1: fucking good against my will, like during the pandemic. And

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Speaker 1: that's how everyone feels about that show that sees it.

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Speaker 1: And by everyone, I do mean everyone, not one person

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Speaker 1: never heard someone say they don't like it. I'm on

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Speaker 1: like a ted Lasso fan reddit, uh Subreddit. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a big fan. It's up there with VAP

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Speaker 1: Charlotte Lawrence is his daughter. She's I became friends with

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Speaker 1: Charlotte was like becoming famous right around the time that

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Speaker 1: l A. She performed. I mean, she's so fucking good,

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Speaker 1: I bet first of all, she's exactly where she needs

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Speaker 1: like everyone wants Billy Eilish's success, but like the fact

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Speaker 1: the Jimmy Fawlon the other day and was did an

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Speaker 1: trauma in her life that she's written about. UM, just

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Speaker 1: a thirty six year old woman about to be thirty

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Speaker 1: pinpointing and even just feeling. And these girls this this

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Speaker 1: mylings Laura Charlote Lawrence just to get you into her.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing this for any other reason than I

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Speaker 1: want you guys to like good music. Then the song

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Speaker 1: freaking good. But if you're into her and you want

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Speaker 1: to know more songs that I like, DM me, but

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Speaker 1: don't choose this as an excuse to DM me, like

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Speaker 1: some people I think use when I sometimes I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you the details. And sometimes every think people

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Speaker 1: Mike cousin has trouble with eating and what did you do?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, no, your I'm your cousin can

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Speaker 1: a secret solution to that. It's not even secret. But

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Speaker 1: of my life, and it's it's extraordinary achievement in my

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Speaker 1: sort of forever. So I just want to say that

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Speaker 1: here's the thing I'm getting to. Charlotte Lawrence reminds me

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Speaker 1: and all I love female artists who sing about their heartbreak.

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Speaker 1: Obviously Taylor Swift is my number one, but there's you know,

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Speaker 1: Billy's up there now, Charlotte Um, and now I'm going

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Speaker 1: through I'm trying to get into Joni Mitchell. I've just

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Speaker 1: gotten into. I've always resisted Joni Mitchell because my mom

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Speaker 1: she's always up here out there, but the good like

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Speaker 1: she's singing all over the place that I can't mimic

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Speaker 1: a little bit more commercial, But now I'm into Jodie

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Speaker 1: Mitchell big time, big time, and it's it's lovely because

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Speaker 1: my mom's dad. I could literally talk to her about this,

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Speaker 1: got a lot enough to treat me as my freend,

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00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 1: and like that's pretty good, that's pretty good. I was

429
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,600
Speaker 1: just trying to sound like some girl that was like

430
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,239
Speaker 1: on American Idol, being like trying to spice it up,

431
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 1: but like you can make it's it's it all is

432
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: the same thing. His songs are beautiful no matter what.

433
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,479
Speaker 1: But the fact that we settled for them sounding like

434
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,720
Speaker 1: this mostly and like hit him. Okay, the lyric has

435
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 1: hit him like a freight train. So this guy is

436
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 1: going through life and he I think he gets a

437
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,120
Speaker 1: hooker early on. He like meets this hooker. She leaves

438
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,199
Speaker 1: in the night and he wakes up and he has

439
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 1: this new emptiness inside that he can't even place, and

440
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 1: he's like all he does and the rest of his

441
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 1: life is looked for another simple twist of fate where

442
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 1: these two could meet again. And it's like he says,

443
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 1: something hit him like a freight train. He's like, hit him.

444
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,720
Speaker 1: I gotta play it. I literally have to play it

445
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,440
Speaker 1: because you guys gotta know what I'm talking about. Where

446
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm like this if if some artists just came out

447
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: of the blue with this song, right and uh and

448
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,920
Speaker 1: and it was like, hey, I just wrote this song

449
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 1: last night, if I if I my first song I

450
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 1: ever wrote, and and I think this is this is

451
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,199
Speaker 1: probably genius, but I think this is like songwriting that

452
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't understand, right, Like I don't understand. Okay, here,

453
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,680
Speaker 1: here it is. I'm gonna sing along with it. You

454
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,199
Speaker 1: guys aren't allowed to hear it. Okay. Twas then he

455
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: felt alone and wished that he went straight and watched

456
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,880
Speaker 1: out for a simple twist of faith. Okay, So so

457
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: this is the next part they walked. Okay, hold on it.

458
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: I want to get to the I swear to God,

459
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: I'm going somewhere with us. Okay, do you are you

460
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: listening to? Okay? And in him like a freight train,

461
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: like the train, Like just why don't you just say

462
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: hit and hit him like a freight train or train

463
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: or like trying to hit the freight isn't the last one?

464
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 1: He said? And wished that he went straight moving with

465
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 1: a simple twist it and then he goes hit him

466
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 1: like a freight train moving like don't fit in train

467
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: and also just safe. Everyone knows what a fraight is,

468
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: so will someone tell me why Bob Dylan chose to

469
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: shoehorned the word train in there. It could have been

470
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 1: a freight carrier, like a like a thing that you

471
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: actually put on the train hitting something like a freight

472
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 1: I like that he that he did the train part.

473
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: I kind of like it, but it is weird. What

474
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to what we're going to talk

475
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: about on the show this week without question. But I

476
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,280
Speaker 1: want to just tell people to go check it out

477
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: is just give it a listen, because I'm preparing you

478
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: for don't look into it, just give it a listen.

479
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: I want to so I'll be familiar with a song

480
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: that someone recommended to me about love that Got Away

481
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 1: and like feeling like talking to someone who's I said,

482
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: I have an affinity for songs, sad songs where you're

483
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 1: talking to someone who has let you down. I mean,

484
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: I guess it's all broken hearted songs, but it's like

485
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: there saying a message of like you'll you're not going

486
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 1: to forget me. Someone said, listen to Silver Springs by

487
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac. Now, I was very familiar with the song,

488
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: used to be in love with it, uh in high school.

489
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: I listen to it all the time, and it's a

490
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: live version that Fleetwood Mac did so pulled up in

491
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: your Spotify's listen to the live Silver Springs. Don't google

492
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: it because I want to tell you the tale of

493
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: the Silver Springs renaissance that happened with that song. And um,

494
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: and i'll tell you that tomorrow on the show, because

495
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: last night and I gave Andrew the whole like like,

496
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 1: I told him the whole story of it, and then

497
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: we watched it and it was so powerful. So don't

498
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: watch it. Um, I'm saying, I know this is you

499
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: look like look like Yeah, I mean I don't think

500
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: you look like the guitar. I think if you're very

501
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: looks like love and he's a skinny, you're right. Listen,

502
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 1: I love stevieex now and I'm go and I'm leaning

503
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: into a Stephen Nicks look, so go don't watch it,

504
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: but please go and listen to Silver Springs. And I

505
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: want to talk about that song because thank you to

506
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: the best see that recommended that one to me. Oh

507
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: my god, I can't stop listening to it. I was

508
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: singing in the shower. Did you hear that? I hope

509
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: you didn't. Not all of them. Sometimes they get really

510
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: like specific for how I'm feeling, and it would be

511
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: humiliating for you to hear me. What what does it?

512
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,959
Speaker 1: What does that mean? By the way, I hear all

513
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: your songs? No, I hear you singing. Okay, I probably

514
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,800
Speaker 1: probably said it in a tongue in cheek way, but

515
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: not in a mean way. Tongue in cheeks. Yeah, yeah,

516
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: tongue in cheeks. I don't know that we either of

517
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 1: us understand what that means. Playful like Beetles said it

518
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: when I got off that plane, Go back, hello, tongue

519
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: and cheeks. No, first of all, no, you can't call.

520
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 1: You can't just pick something that you like. Had a

521
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: good run with your like That was my moment on

522
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 1: the show The Beatles Coming in that I said the stage,

523
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it like you can't. Just a callback

524
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: needs to have relation to the thing. That's what people think.

525
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: That's you're changing callbacks, changing tongue in cheeks. You heard

526
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: it here. First, let's get to it first. I hope

527
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: you got a really great weekend. I swear like, I

528
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: hope you went out on the river. I know it's

529
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,199
Speaker 1: getting a little warmer out there for everyone, so I

530
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: hope everyone had fun and you're having all the swells.

531
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: I think I said it a little to uh tongue

532
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: in cheeks last week. I really do mean, I really

533
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: want you to have the swells. I'm not being sarcasic,

534
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: like I love that that phrase to like, just wishing

535
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 1: people the swells, because that, if anything, is an anthem

536
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: for our show. Like that's what I want every day,

537
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: is too, Like I want to feel the swells after this,

538
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: and that is the thing we coined. We don't even

539
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: know what it's just like, I don't even know how

540
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: it happened. I'd have to go back and listen or

541
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: someone would have to tell me. But yeah, I hope

542
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: you're feeling the swells. It's just like I want everyone

543
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: to feel swell after this, but also like I feel

544
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: like you're riding a wave, like the swells are good,

545
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: like kind of narnal swell. Just freaking hit the lip, dude.

546
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: Bring out into the world. We're coming out of COVID.

547
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 1: This is the this is It's like the roaring twenties.

548
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 1: This is the roaring swells of Oh my god, it's

549
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: getting crazy out there. What's going on in the world.

550
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: People want to get laid, dude. People want to fuck apparently. Yeah,

551
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh now I could be horny, Like the

552
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: government's letting you around Disneylands. Disney people are going out.

553
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: Is that going to set you? Why don't you get

554
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: to that story? Start with that one? That's a good

555
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 1: you know. So the revamped snow White Ride at Disneyland.

556
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: The revamped snow White Ride Snow White Ride at Disneyland callbacks,

557
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: tongue in cheeks, sparks backlash over the added Truelove's kiss

558
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: scene because she is asleep and not able to give

559
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: the prince consent, and critics say it models bad behavior. Okay,

560
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: so can I just decipher what he said to you?

561
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: Every one? Why? Why? Everyone was clear? Because I was

562
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: reading it as you read it, So I don't know

563
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: if like it actually sounded like what it is because

564
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: that wasn't a good headline at all. The Daily Mail

565
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: makes just terrible headlines. Um, so the Sleeping Beauty ride

566
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: is that the ride that we're talking about? That is

567
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: the ride? No? What can you share your screen of

568
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: that story from now? And I'm going to read off?

569
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: So we're not both reading this story? Yeah, because I'm sorry.

570
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to give you pressure at all. I

571
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: literally didn't. It was just up there and I couldn't

572
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: help myself. Okay, So so snow oh, snow White, Oh

573
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: that's right, Okay, that said that in the thing. Okay.

574
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: But also Sleeping Beauty I think needed to be kissed, right,

575
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: I mean I think they all need to be kissed,

576
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: and there's yeah, there's this is an unconsensual kiss. But

577
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: that's the thing. But snow White could only wake up

578
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: if he kissed her, so like, because so if you

579
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: are in a coma and no one and the the

580
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: doctors are like, the only way is if you finger her,

581
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: will she wake up? No one's gonna do it because

582
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,240
Speaker 1: I can't consent to it. Please finger me if I'm

583
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: in a coma. Actually honestly do like someone someone um

584
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: who like, because maybe that'll wake me up. Also, I

585
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: like if I'm sleep and I wake up to a

586
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: blow her kiss. I know. We watched The Summer House

587
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: last night and there was a scene Summer House is

588
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: so good. We're catching up on all those things. Remember

589
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: the scene where she goes they like gott in a

590
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 1: horrible fight, lindsay and what's his name? And then they

591
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: go to bed and you just see this couple like

592
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: that's inevitably going to break up, getting this terrible fight.

593
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: They barely make up and she's like horny and drunk.

594
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: She's like, well you just hey, if you think he's

595
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: like trying to sleep and like doesn't want to be intimate,

596
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: you can tell because he's like still pissed about the fight.

597
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: She's like, if you want to finger me in the

598
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: middle of the night, like that won't be a problem.

599
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh god, it made me

600
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable because it was just like I've done it before.

601
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: That's why it made me uncomfortable. Like just tried to

602
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: get a guy to like love me again by like

603
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: being sexual when he's are when he's pissed and I

604
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 1: also hate him, and then you end up having sex

605
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: and it was just like it was very uncomfortable to

606
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: watch that show for me. Lest But snow White, has

607
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: she hooked up with the prince beforehand? Or is this

608
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: the first meeting, because that's a different kind. I don't know. Yeah,

609
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, if they're in a relationship already, Yeah,

610
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: you can kiss me when I'm sleeping. That would be

611
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: weird to wake up from a nap to a kiss, though,

612
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: or like from anything, like, but if you're in a coma,

613
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta say, I mean she was. I

614
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: don't think she's. I mean, I think she's probably comatose,

615
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: but she's like it's a spell. That's why I'm saying.

616
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: It's like if a coma could like, oh I thought

617
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: she was in a d u I accident. Oh my god,

618
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: that's a different story. Okay, Yeah, he kisses her and

619
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: it will lift her from the Yeah, the curse that

620
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: was put on her by that that old woman with

621
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: the apple. Maybe we'll take a poll on like if

622
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: you like to be kissed awake in a relationship. I

623
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: think everyone would like that. But actually I don't want

624
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: to say that because some people might be like that

625
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: triggers me about the time my we'll go to my

626
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: uncle kissing me or something. I mean like like that

627
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: happens all the time where people Disneyland, Oh god, I

628
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: read I can't wait to wee get to read it

629
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: dump later. Oh my god. At Disneyland, Yeah, they have

630
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: like little sections where it's like redd it dump. Just

631
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 1: sounds like you're taking a ship and reading something. I know.

632
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: The thing is you can pull up Reddit and take

633
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: it like a dump and like go on your Reddit.

634
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: That's probably when a lot of guys are on Reddit.

635
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: But I always look at it when you're like's ever

636
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: gone to sleep because you sit on the shipter watching

637
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: reading read it so long. No, I've never sat on

638
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: the shipter for a long time. I'm usually just done

639
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Speaker 1: very quickly. Next story, all right, you're gonna love this one. Okay.

640
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Speaker 1: Netflix rolls out to play something feature that suggests new

641
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: series or film based on your algorithms and hopes to

642
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: help end endless squirrelling. So like no more, like what

643
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: am I going to eat at the buff and get

644
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 1: shodn't get the stake? Should I watch the thing about

645
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 1: the octopus? I recommended the story last week and I

646
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 1: sent it to you guys because I just was fascinated

647
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: by I am, I'm very interested in the paradox of choice,

648
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: which is or like the maybe it's not the paradox,

649
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: it's the um paralysis. It's a paralysis of choice. Thank you.

650
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: I knew it was another p word with the same

651
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: I think the same number of letters as paradox. But anyway,

652
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: the paralysis of choice. Oh, thank you for doing that

653
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: math really quickly. That you didn't do just guessing as

654
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: much as I am, but definitely didn't know it. It

655
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: said it with the confidence of someone who says ducks

656
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: have seven vaginas and three of them are rape resistant

657
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: or something. That was like, so, anyway, there's too many

658
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: things to choose from nowadays, I always used to go

659
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: I used to remember this when I go into Barnes

660
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: and Noble and try to get a book to read

661
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: on my vacation, I always walk out without a book

662
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: because I'm like, there's too many things I want to

663
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: read and I can't choose. So that was the first

664
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: time I was like, this is a dilemma, and now

665
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: it absolutely people scroll. All all you do is endless scrolling,

666
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: trying to find the perfect thing. And that's what I

667
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: do with porn, like always looking for like something will

668
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: be better. And this is what people do in relationships,

669
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 1: Like it's like Tinder, there's always something better. There could

670
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: be a hotter girl if I if I just you know, wait,

671
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: or if I keep swiping, like it's endless. People never

672
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: it never ends. And now Netflix is introduced, they're realizing

673
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: that people are not watching as much because they scroll,

674
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: and then they don't watch as much as they would

675
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: probably watch. They scroll forever, but it's not as long

676
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: as if they maybe ten minutes of each show because

677
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: they think something betters out there. But whatever it is,

678
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: it's waste. Because if if that was enough to keep

679
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,959
Speaker 1: people plugged into Netflix and using their our attention, they

680
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: would be fine with that if that was the entertainment.

681
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: But it doesn't last as long as if you choose something.

682
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: So they're trying to get people to choose and people

683
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: are requesting that. People are citing like all I do

684
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: is scroll. This is so frustrating. So now they're doing

685
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: this play next thing, which is gonna kind of be

686
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: like I read this, yes, yeah, but this is more

687
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: of like treated like channels. Like it's almost like it's

688
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: taking us back to just basic cable where you flip

689
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: around and whatever is on is on, and so you

690
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: and it keeps the algorithm knows you so well, just

691
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: like that tube one does. But it just sounds like

692
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: they've done a lot of research on it and that

693
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: they really want us to be happy and they want

694
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: us to waste our lives on these things and they

695
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: are coming up. Guys, be savvy and Nikki, I'm talking

696
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,840
Speaker 1: to you too. I'm talking to myself here, like be

697
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: aware of how these people are just fighting for your attention.

698
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: Your attention is money, and so when you give your

699
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: attention to something, it is like you're giving a part

700
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: of yourself to it. And that's fine, But this is

701
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: just reminded me that have to meditate again, because that's

702
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: what's learning meditations all about, like telling yourself back. Like

703
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: it's so like we're gonna have to like read the

704
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: Netflix TV guy now and oh I could watch Blossom

705
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: at seven on Next at three from I love when

706
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm at a hotel and you turn on the TV

707
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't have Netflix. Now hotels have

708
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: Netflix and you can connect everything. But you know, a

709
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, it was just like, oh, I'm

710
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: just gonna watch whatever is on, and then you end

711
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: up watching something that you wouldn't have normally watched or liked.

712
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: My friend Glenn, my friend Glenn sounds from in college,

713
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I do streaming, and we were

714
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: all like, what the funk you don't do cable? You're

715
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: fucking weird. Like I remember, like I can really remember,

716
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: like when we were like, you're not gonna watch television.

717
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: You're not gonna watch TV. You're not gonna watch what

718
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: do you mean? He was doing streaming like he knew

719
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: about like stream like he was so ahead of his time.

720
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: Streaming stuff wasn't around. I'm telling you. He did something

721
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: with computers where he knew before he would watch stuff

722
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: like he would pull up what he wants, like on demand,

723
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, like yeah, he would download what were

724
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: those things called? When people were you know, it would

725
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: be like, um, it would be like these rars. Yeah,

726
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: like I remember Lime, Why, I mean I got all

727
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: my music that way, like I stole my music, but yeah,

728
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: people would do would just like download stuff online. Yeah,

729
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: and just way ahead of this time. We were all like,

730
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: you're crazy, s it's not. It's not even on the

731
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: dark web now, like it's just it's just and and TikTok.

732
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: I really want to do a study. I want to

733
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: find a time where I can watch someone on TikTok

734
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: scrolling and then I can go up to them and

735
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: ask them how long how many tiktoks do you think

736
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: you just watched? And they give me a number, and

737
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: I want to know if that number is wildly off

738
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: or on, Like I want to I know, we all

739
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: look at our phone time usage and we go, holy shit, whoa,

740
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: I have limits on all my apps, and so it

741
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: goes off, and so I have to like be reminded

742
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: after it goes off. Like your seven black Draw videos today,

743
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 1: black draw, it's blacked raw, black black draw, you thought

744
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: is what I was watching? Well, I guess that's something

745
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: to like the black draw like it's a showdown, Yeah,

746
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: what they pull out their dicks like blacked raw? And

747
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: I honestly really recommend it because all of the gang

748
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: Bang videos, the women seem to be having a great

749
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: time and they're respected through This is what TikTok does,

750
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: and I wonder if will do something similar because TikTok

751
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: does essentially what we're saying, like they'll pick something based

752
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: off your past views. But TikTok will go from like

753
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: my TikTok at least will be like, you know, a

754
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: girl dancing in a bikini to someone getting murdered. And

755
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: I wonder if Netflix will be like smart enough where

756
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 1: like just because I watched a romance comedy, I don't

757
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: want to watch another romance. I want to watch someone

758
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: die after. I promise you they're smart enough, they will.

759
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: They'll they know stuff that they have more money than

760
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 1: maybe they don't have more money than TikTok has China.

761
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: There was a thing on redd at the other day

762
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: that was like did we all just forget that China

763
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: like has all of our information on TikTok, Like is

764
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: that like did we resolve that? Or like are we

765
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: gonna check? Company had to be sold and it's like

766
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: we're just like we don't care. Yeah, we just we

767
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean China is doing surveillance on you through TikTok

768
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,799
Speaker 1: and gathering your data and like we just don't care.

769
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: It was like a news story for a week and

770
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: then Trump wanted to like get out of it and

771
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: everyone's scared t go. I don't go on TI. I

772
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: do have an account, but I don't go on it

773
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: because it is like a drug that I am scared

774
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: heard of because of how fast it is. It's like

775
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: it's like vaping. It's it's like the vaping of And

776
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 1: that's why I hate Reddy because Reddy to me comes

777
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: off too much like I'm reading a page like an

778
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: old paper. That's why, which I don't think, I mean,

779
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: I guess it does it. It isn't good for the eye.

780
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: So you can't go on forever. There's a limit because

781
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: now TikTok is like they things are make you. They

782
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: just want your time. They always you'll stop sleeping. They

783
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: want because if you stop sleeping, you'll do exactly what

784
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: they tell you to buy. Because when you're when you're

785
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: sleepless and you're sleep deprived, they don't care about you sleeping. No, no,

786
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: these people, these people do not care about your healthy.

787
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: They want to keep you alive enough so that they

788
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 1: can get you to spend money, and like they want

789
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,120
Speaker 1: you to work obviously so that you can make that money.

790
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: But they don't care about you sleeping at all, because

791
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: it makes you like drunk when you don't sleep and

792
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: then you'll buy the things they tell you to buy.

793
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: And uh, these are not conspiracy theories, they're just like, yeah,

794
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: if you saw that that documentary to social the social Dilemma,

795
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: but also like watching the one that we watched with

796
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: the the data collection that Caberge Analytica, that documentary, good lord,

797
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: it's just like we're all we all think we were

798
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: like free free will, and the computers are just telling exactly.

799
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: But you know what though, there's something to where like

800
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: let's say I go to the gym and the guys like,

801
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: you're gonna do this workout, this workout, this workout. I

802
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 1: don't have to think I'm on computer. I'm like on

803
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: sleep mode and next thing I know, I've worked out

804
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: for an hour. I haven't had to think about it. Yeah,

805
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: and I remember when those things started coming out, the

806
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: apps on your phone. I'm like, you're gonna just follow

807
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: a computer on your phone? Like I want to like

808
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: choices of what will just make but I do the

809
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,839
Speaker 1: computers won't treat you wealth. Computers don't have your best

810
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: interest at heart. Do you understand that, Like robots aren't

811
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: like going to have compassion because humans don't have compassion

812
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: for animals, which are things that we know. We treat

813
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: animals like garbage so that we can, and so why

814
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 1: would robots be any I hope that we see how

815
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: so should we just stop making robots? Should we just stop? Now?

816
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: Why do we keep going? Like? Why don't just stop?

817
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: Because at this point they're making themselves and so there

818
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: is going to be it's so scary to hear about

819
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: when the robots start. The videos of the Boston Dynamics, Yeah,

820
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: the Cambridge Analytic of Boston Dynamics, Like there's a lot

821
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: of like the Buston Dynamics, the robots that look like

822
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 1: the NFL robot come to life, and the like rape

823
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: and murder. You yeah, have you seen that next story?

824
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 1: It's terrifying, So don't let's just live in the present.

825
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: They're kind of cool though, like when they hit him

826
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: with hockey sticks and then they fall over. Like on

827
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: my God, over the weekend, I was doing this Jimmy

828
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: Kimmel Live. They'd like Jimmy Kimmel hosted this thing for

829
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: autism and it was on YouTube with this other this

830
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: like YouTube like kind of prankster that's like this older

831
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: guy and there. I'm watching it before my segment, and

832
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: they're like raising money for Color the Spectrum, this autism charity,

833
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: and every time they reach a limit on the little thermometer,

834
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: they're like they celebrate. And this guy Mark Robert as

835
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: his name's YouTuber, he like has this. He goes, okay,

836
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: so we reached this limit, so we're gonna have the

837
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: robot kick a water balloon. And so they go out

838
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what is this going to be? Like

839
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: a robot kicking like it'll pop right away, and that's

840
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: exactly what I've been just popped right away. Then they

841
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: start did in slow motion. Was so there was nothing

842
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 1: cool about this at all. And then yeah, I came

843
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: into it. I can't wait because and I'm trying to

844
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: shore in this joke, but it took me a little.

845
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: You can go watch it on YouTube. But I finally

846
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: get to it, and I'm like, Jimmy, congratulations on all

847
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: the money of you guys are raising. I can't wait,

848
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: like till the next I can't wait till you're the

849
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: I can't wait to you hit the next uh marker

850
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: or like whatever, I can't wait to you hit the

851
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: next marker because I can't wait to see that robot

852
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 1: like kick something even more thrilling than the water balloon.

853
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 1: Like I think, I hear, next up, your next limit

854
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: you reach, the robot is gonna kick some uh wind.

855
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna kick a light breeze and Jimmy.

856
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: Jimmy really laughed, and I go, that was like watching

857
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: a water balloon. You could have just popped it with

858
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: a needle. That was the same thing. I go, that

859
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: was the most worthless. I go, that was such a

860
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: waste of everyone's time. Mark and Jimmy. The way Jimmy

861
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: laughed was so of tax dollars just seeing they brought

862
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: they flew in this like robot that they put together,

863
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: and it like like anything could have broken. The water

864
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: was so dumb. I just stumbled over it. But I

865
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: really nailed, Like I was thinking about the punchline the

866
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: whole time, and I was like nervous to short it in.

867
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: So it was like very satisfying when he laughed. There's

868
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: actually a very funny TikTok guy that he'll he'll like

869
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: someone will come up with a way to be like

870
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: create like for instance, there there's the bag for the

871
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: bread right like whatever the plastic bag that the bread

872
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: goes in, someone like cut it and then tied it

873
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: around and then like figured out a way and he's

874
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: like like just puts the thing on there, like he

875
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: does everything the easy way when people are trying to

876
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: be like creative and like like try new ways to

877
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: do things, and he just like why, I mean it

878
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: was like us to record this podcast today doing all

879
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: the advanced things when really I literally just got equipment

880
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: from the other room that I had that was like

881
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: I wish people's watched you put stuff in in black

882
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: and white and put that Charlie Chaplin music to it.

883
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You know why? Because you're very

884
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: fast movie. Everything's like everything's like you're plugging in, you're

885
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: taking out, you're plugging in. You should be so happy

886
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: I'm fast. If I were a slow person, we would

887
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: literally everyone that works with me benefits from me being

888
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: a fastass bitch, because I like, do you think you're

889
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: gonna measure for measure twice? Cut first or are you

890
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: cutting thirty times to cutting times? But then it takes

891
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: just as long. Yeah, I agree, But when I know

892
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: what I'm doing, then it's like fast, Like I know

893
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm gonna cut forty times two and

894
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 1: not ever. I'm gonna cut myself after this conversation. Okay, friends,

895
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 1: story story friendly X is, Jennifer Lopez is in Ben

896
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: Affleck are spending time together again after her? Can't you

897
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: just say it like you know what this is? Hey, Nikki,

898
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are hanging out again. Why

899
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: can't you just say it like that? Do you like

900
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: reading it? Yeah? I kind of do, Okay, then then

901
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: read it? Okay, so yeah you know GLO and B

902
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so benefits they freaking did you listen to

903
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: Howard Sir? Today? Like? How does Robin read the news better?

904
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: It's not that she has a better If you know

905
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: this story, you could just be like our next story

906
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: is Ben and j Loo are hanging out again? Like

907
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: benefits back, like you could do it like that. Yeah,

908
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it like that. Okay, you

909
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: literally want to read it like with no kind of

910
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: it just with like no like like like no judgment

911
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: or like without you listen to it without judgment. Okay, alright,

912
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 1: so here we go, Here we go, yo, j Lo

913
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: and ben Affy don't know you're making this like the

914
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:58,959
Speaker 1: uh like Charlemagne in the morning. Yo, you want my real,

915
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 1: I'm showing you my real. Come on, let's do it,

916
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 1: black jaw, here we go. Okay, friendly x Jenner. Okay

917
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 1: now I'm just reading Okay, Jennifer Lopez and spending time together.

918
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: They broke up a while ago. You know, she broke

919
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: up with a rod because she thought he was cheating.

920
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: Can you believe that she was probably cheating? I don't

921
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: know what happened here, but I have been wanting them

922
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: to get back together. Ben has recently split with Anna

923
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: d r miss or something whatever. She showed up on

924
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: my explored page on Instagram the other day. Good lord,

925
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: she is gorgeous. I was obsessed with the photos of

926
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: them over quarantine of them like ever and she's got

927
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: the She just seems so sweet when they would like

928
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: walk the dog together. I was like obsessed with her

929
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: paparazzi shots they broke up. Now, he was spotted getting

930
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: out of Jay Low's car the other night. And he

931
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: was also at this live performance that she gave last

932
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: night where she did like four dances and sang and

933
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: like he was in the audience, which is like so

934
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: like hot to be like, oh my god, she was

935
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: like getting to be hot and like impressive, and he's

936
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: like sitting there watching it and we're doing around the

937
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: boat and she was in the thong and he was

938
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 1: like had his hand on her. Yes, yes, I mean

939
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: definitely if they had something then where he proposed they

940
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,479
Speaker 1: have something again, like they're both like older and both

941
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: have kids, Like, I feel like it could happen. I

942
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: love that. I love the idea of like people meeting

943
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: up later in life, of being like, let's give it

944
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: another go at this stage. I do like that. I

945
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: don't like when people because they break up, they're like

946
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck you for their whole life instead of like,

947
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 1: you know, you really love this person at one time. Yeah,

948
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: that's about being able to forgive, or that's about that

949
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: person being able to It's about being able to forgive ultimately,

950
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: because that's all you have control over. But it really

951
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: does help when the person, like you know, apologizes, But

952
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 1: if you don't get that, it's hard. It's probably for

953
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: people to Okay, but how did you grudge? Okay? How

954
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: do I put this? So let's say you think someone's

955
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: cheating on you, right, and so you break up and

956
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: then two days after you break up with them for

957
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: cheating you fun someone else, Isn't it kind of like

958
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: because you were like kind of close to wanting to

959
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 1: fund someone else too, if us if you were able

960
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 1: to find someone else in two days, That's why I

961
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,840
Speaker 1: that's I was talking to my mom about this yesterday

962
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: and she was really upset with me. But I just couldn't.

963
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: Like if we're talking about like once a cheater, always

964
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: a cheater, and I'm just like, I understand that I

965
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 1: could get if I was with someone who I knew cheated,

966
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: that they could cheat on me. But I also think

967
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 1: everyone is capable of cheating. I think anyone could do it,

968
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: Like you don't understand the circumstances, and I don't think that. Um.

969
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: And Also, if my husband wanted to have sex with

970
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: someone else, I would say, that's kind of normal, right,

971
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't. That wouldn't be crazy to me. If

972
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: my husband had the desire in his penis and his

973
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: body to put his penis into someone else's body, he's

974
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,760
Speaker 1: a man, right, Okay, So that's fine if he acts

975
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: on it. Um, that is something that he I hope

976
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: he can be honest with me about so we can

977
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 1: talk about it, and I can go, Okay, well, obviously

978
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: you're not getting something in this relationship that I'm not

979
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: satisfying that I possibly can't Maybe, um, it's a newness

980
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: that you are seeking, a novelty that is like I

981
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: can't recreate. Oh, I'll where I'll try. Let's try role

982
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: play stuff. If I don't like, let's look into the

983
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: symptom that this person is filling. Now, if I set

984
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: it up a scenario where a man feels like he

985
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: can't be honest with me about having a crush on

986
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: a girl at work, like a legit crush, like I

987
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: like her, and he can't tell his wife I have

988
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 1: a crush before he acts on it the first time

989
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: it happens, Like that's how open they are, Like, Hey,

990
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 1: I have a crush on a girl work. That won't

991
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 1: be fun for me to hear, but it also will

992
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: give me a heads up of like what what's going on?

993
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: And if a guy and and then you can get

994
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: in the way of it. If if he doesn't tell

995
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: me that the crush then more and then his resentment

996
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 1: for me build because I am letting him get away

997
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 1: with this thing and he feels guilty for and he can't.

998
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: He can't compartmentalize the fact that he feels guilty on

999
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: his own. He has to put it. He has to

1000
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: be like I'm he has to justify it, so he

1001
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: finds reasons to hate me. Then then he's building a

1002
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: bond with this person over the fact that I'm like

1003
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: then he's getting closer and now there's an emotional bond there,

1004
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: not just a physical whereas if it was just a

1005
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: physical thing, we could have gotten it that out of

1006
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 1: the way. Okay, maybe you need to go have sex

1007
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: with someone random, tender. Let's find a thing that knows

1008
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: that I exist. And if and if that doesn't fulfill it,

1009
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: what is what's what's the problem here? I just think

1010
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 1: that cheating I don't have a problem if a man

1011
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: is like, gone away for extended amount of time for

1012
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: him to be intimate with someone that he is not

1013
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: pursuing an emotional relationship with. I know you can't always, like, uh,

1014
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: figure out exactly the way that you want that to be,

1015
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: and sometimes emotions can evolve from that if it's just

1016
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 1: but I feel most of the time men can get

1017
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: a blow job and not like fall in love with

1018
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: a girl. But if they do fall in love with her,

1019
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: just tell me and let's like work through it, like

1020
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: or and I want you to go be in love

1021
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: if you met someone who's better than me for you

1022
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: go as much as I will hurt, I will feel

1023
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: so dumb if you like always could have had this

1024
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: girl and you're fucking me and you're thinking about this

1025
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: girl that got away. That is a terrible position for

1026
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: me to be. And so I want to afford my

1027
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: partner the ability to be able to communicate that to

1028
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: me at any point, because I do not expect a

1029
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: man's man's libido to shut down, and I don't expect

1030
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: to be enough for every man sexually. And that's okay.

1031
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean we to break up, Okay, would you

1032
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: possibly want to pick the woman that he could fuck?

1033
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: Like what if you had contro more like if your

1034
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: husband wanted to cheat, he just wanted new pussy, Like

1035
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: it wasn't even anything more than yeah, it could become

1036
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: a fun thing. But maybe the guy likes the fact

1037
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: that it's secret. Maybe there's something that he likes about

1038
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: lying and you got to look into that. But yeah,

1039
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: I did a thing on my show Not Safe with

1040
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer that I was trying to find a guy

1041
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: a girl from my boyfriend of fucking, So I went

1042
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: on dates with girls and interview them about because I'm

1043
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: turned I'm turned on by this whole idea. But I'm

1044
00:50:58,280 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: trying to speak from a place of a woman who

1045
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 1: would be threatened by this kind of situation. But yeah,

1046
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: I like, if here's the thing to the guy that

1047
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: you're fucking would probably end up getting more jealous of

1048
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: you've seen you with her, like you know what, Like

1049
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: it would backfire, But I mean, like picking on on Tinder,

1050
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: it could be a fun thing to be Like, Okay,

1051
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: let's let's put on tender that I have a girl

1052
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: like your profile as a girlfriend. She's cool with it

1053
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 1: and the lying in the sea, which actually then will

1054
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: like you said, like make the feeling strong and if

1055
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: you like lying and to see if that's what you

1056
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 1: need to be in a relationship, Like that's not going

1057
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: to do it for you, because like it's not about

1058
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: the sex that you want to cheat, it's about like

1059
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: I want to trick this woman the go that I

1060
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: don't want to Yeah, you don't want to be with

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00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: that make a lot of sense. Yeah, I'm trying to

1062
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: make sense Why why do I care? I'm alone, by

1063
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: the way, I'm single, and I have no idea what

1064
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Why do I care? Why do I care?

1065
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: Why do you care? Nick? Let's find out fans have

1066
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: mixed reactions over Billie Eilish's Vote cover shoot. Nineteen year old.

1067
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: She's dropped baggy clothes and now she's doing like hot designer.

1068
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: There's controversy apparently. Yeah. I mean, look like her whole

1069
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: thing was not showing her body and you know, like

1070
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: not letting people judge her. And now she's like leaning

1071
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: she has blonde hair. Now, it was inevitable that this

1072
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 1: girl was going to embrace her sexuality and her feminity.

1073
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: Her new song is so sexy. Um, it's just like

1074
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: using sexy. It's like it's it's an angry song about

1075
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: a love, a lover who like cheated with a young

1076
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: girl or maybe she's the young girl in the song.

1077
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: She was like you did and you said you she

1078
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: was only just your age or something about her age,

1079
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you're nineteen, How are you talking about

1080
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: this guy? How young was the girl this guy cheated

1081
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: on you with? And she's keeping you can't keep up

1082
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 1: a care it's a character. When you're wearing your green hair,

1083
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: it's it is you. But it wants everyone to stay

1084
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: the same man artists to change constantly, so it's like,

1085
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: what do you want people. It's like when Lady Gaga

1086
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,600
Speaker 1: like put she like kind of stuck with her whole thing,

1087
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: and people were mad her all her like little things.

1088
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: People just don't. There's fans that are wearing it's like

1089
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: really baggy clothes and they finally likewere that stuff? All

1090
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: she did on Vogue was put on like a sat

1091
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 1: knee like kind of boudoir look, and it was kind

1092
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: of vamped up. But Billie Eilish is fucking gorgeous, and

1093
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: she is she used to love Justin Bieber. She's like

1094
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: a sexual girl that had like really like strong sexual

1095
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: desires when she was young. From what I can tell

1096
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: from that documentary, she's like she should be empowered to

1097
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: be sexy. I'm so and I'm not saying you're not

1098
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: saying this is like everyone is so worried about the

1099
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 1: sexualization of girls, and they should be because a lot

1100
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,720
Speaker 1: of that is to exploit them. But like feeling being sexy,

1101
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: it's it's very's this is tricky because we have to

1102
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: protect young girls from sexual predators and from being looked

1103
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: at his objects sexual objects. But at the same time,

1104
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: I love feeling sexy and feeling like a little bit

1105
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: of objectifiable or whatever. Like last night we were watching

1106
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 1: Summer House and they were talking these girls were talking

1107
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 1: about in the workplace they have huge boobs, this black

1108
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: girl and then this um other girl who's Hispanic, I

1109
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 1: think Latina and Danielle, and they're talking about um just

1110
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: like having to tone down their sexuality because they're so sexy,

1111
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 1: like they have great figures, but having to like press

1112
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: down their boobs and like even her like really long

1113
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,959
Speaker 1: curly hair, like guys just sexualize her ethnicity so much

1114
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: that she had to like tone it down so much.

1115
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: And I feel that way. That's why I never show

1116
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: me cleavage because I don't want men being distracted. I

1117
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 1: don't want to have to like have my male friends

1118
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: be like trying not to look at it like that,

1119
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: and and then if I catch them looking at it,

1120
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 1: then my male friends I'm like, oh God, they're like

1121
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: wanting to fuck me. It's just so gross. But at

1122
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: the same time, I love being sexy. It's very confusing. Yeah,

1123
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,919
Speaker 1: I you know, like they say, you know, a girl

1124
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: with huge kits can wear the same thing that a

1125
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: girl with small kits, and somehow she's being all horror

1126
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: as opposed to a girl with small I really, girls

1127
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: wear whatever the funk you want all the time. That's

1128
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: the rule. Really, that is the rule I think want

1129
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, even if it's too desperate to get

1130
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: people to love, you do whatever the funk you gotta

1131
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 1: do to get what you want. Like, truly, if that's

1132
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: why I don't care the girls people go, it's so

1133
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 1: clear she just like wants guy is to like I

1134
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: want to fuck her. Okay, go ahead, you could dress

1135
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: and now you could dress and feel beautiful and not

1136
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: like that is your motive. Yeah, yeah whatever, Reddit dump,

1137
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: it's time for Reddit dump. This is where I read

1138
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: the saved post that I wanted to like regurgitate to

1139
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: you guys. I read read it every night before I

1140
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,760
Speaker 1: go to bed, and um, the stuff would come across

1141
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: and there's just so good and I'm always like, I

1142
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: want to share this with them. So this is where

1143
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,719
Speaker 1: I just go through all my savee posts as quickly

1144
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: as I can. Oh, this is this is a good one.

1145
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 1: It's called sad Cringe. This is from the subreddit sad Cringe.

1146
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: And these are just things that are just like, oh,

1147
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: that's so sad and like make you cringe. This was

1148
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: a tweet from Blockbuster. It's the screens out of a

1149
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: tweet from Blockbuster September twenty second, two eleven. It says,

1150
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: tweet while You're leaving Netflix. The top three most creative

1151
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 1: tweets using hashtag goodbye Netflix will win a one year

1152
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: subscription to Blockbuster. Just so sad sad cringe. Um, this

1153
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: was a good one. This is called from the subreddit

1154
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 1: shower Thoughts, which is just interesting, like kind of high thoughts.

1155
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: When a loved one dies, you become the sole carrier

1156
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 1: of inside jokes no one else will understand. I thought

1157
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: that was kind of poignant and I had never thought

1158
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: about that before. Um, but I feel that way, like

1159
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 1: when a relationship ends and you can't talk to the

1160
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: person anymore, you're like, oh, that's And someone wrote the

1161
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: first comment to that is I feel this deeply, and

1162
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that poor. I like felt

1163
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: sad for that person. Um, this one was great. This

1164
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: is from subreddit True off my Chest. So this is

1165
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: just like this is something I gotta get off my

1166
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: chest and I don't know true off my chest. I

1167
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: think off my chest is also another subreddit, but this

1168
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: is true off my chest is subreddit. This is from

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00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: outlying underscore Bounds. My parents died in a car accident.

1170
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: This is like, I'm gonna that's probably gonna take us

1171
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: into the end. My parents did. There is a story

1172
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 1: my parents died in a car. What do you mean quick?

1173
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:14,600
Speaker 1: My parents died in a car accident when I was little.

1174
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: That's kind of good, Robin. My parents died in a

1175
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: car sent when I was little, and I was taken

1176
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: in and raised by my aunt and uncle. I was

1177
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 1: in the back seat when the accident happened. Apparently it

1178
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: happened when I was three. Me and my parents had

1179
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: spent the afternoon at the park, and we were on

1180
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: our way home as it rained. They went through a

1181
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: four way intersection and got hit on the driver's side

1182
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: by someone in a tow truck who tore through and

1183
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: hit our our car. The car rolled a few times

1184
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: until we landed on the sidewalk. I still have small

1185
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: scars on my left cheek from broken broken glass that

1186
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: hit me. But apparently I was okay in my car seat.

1187
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: My parents didn't make it to the hospital though. I

1188
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: was actually taken in by my grandparents after it happened,

1189
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: but my aunt uncle took me in permanently. When I

1190
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 1: was four, I spent years just calling them my mom

1191
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 1: and dad, as I just didn't know any better, and

1192
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: my uncle does kind of look like me, so other

1193
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: people just assumed you was my dad. They finally broke

1194
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: the news to me, I think, when I was eight

1195
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: or so, and told me everything that happened. I remember

1196
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 1: not crying or getting upset, just kind of dumbfounded by

1197
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: the whole situation, though my aunt was crying having to

1198
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: relive that. Though my aunt was crying having to relive

1199
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: the horrible event, they reassured me that they we we

1200
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: love you like our own daughter. We always have an

1201
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: always will, and I believe them. I stopped calling them

1202
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,959
Speaker 1: mom and dad a little while after that. A little

1203
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 1: while after that, simply because I knew the truth. I

1204
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: now knew the truth, but I still love them the same.

1205
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,880
Speaker 1: I think what really broke me was when we spend

1206
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 1: an entire weekend watching old family videos. My uncle had

1207
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: converted from VHS to DVD in his free time, showing

1208
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: stuff like weddings, birthdays, holiday parties. All that I saw

1209
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: family members in those videos I've never heard of or

1210
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: seen before. It was when we would see the videos

1211
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,920
Speaker 1: of my parents that I got choked up and cried.

1212
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: Those videos are the only things I have to know

1213
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 1: what their voices sound like. And what really sent me

1214
00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: over was seeing how much I look like my mom.

1215
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,440
Speaker 1: They seemed just so happy and not having a thing

1216
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 1: to worry about other than me. I never knew them,

1217
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: but I missed them like you can't imagine. But I'm

1218
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,720
Speaker 1: glad I was lucky to be taken in by my

1219
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: aunt uncle and not put into foster care. I see

1220
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: them as equals to my actual parents. Whatever good parents

1221
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: are supposed to do, they've done it, however, many times over,

1222
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 1: and even when I've had my angry, angsty times with them.

1223
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, my uncle was always the first to

1224
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,080
Speaker 1: either open his arms for a hug or wouldn't push

1225
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: me away when I hugged him first to apologize. He's

1226
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,720
Speaker 1: always made me feel safe and as if nothing bad

1227
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: will ever happen to me when I'm in his arms.

1228
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: And my aunt is the pure soul on the planet.

1229
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: Next to my grandma. I honestly am crying right now

1230
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: thinking about how happy they've made me and how happy

1231
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: I am to be There's isn't that so sweet? It's

1232
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 1: ironic to get hit by a tow drunk? What do

1233
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: you mean because that's the truck that usually takes the

1234
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: crash cars away. You know, that's what you were sitting

1235
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: on the whole time I read that. No, I'm just saying,

1236
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: but getting hit by an ambulance but no, no, that

1237
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: can you imagine? I was wondering, at what point you're

1238
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: three years old and you just stopped crying that like

1239
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 1: you at three? You start you're talking right, like my

1240
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: poppies too. Turn to today and she's talking, and like,

1241
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 1: what point do you just go like these are my

1242
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: like that you like forget about those parents, you know,

1243
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: like or if you try to keep the memory alive.

1244
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 1: But this is what I loved. This was a comment.

1245
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 1: And she isn't better because she doesn't remember them. She

1246
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: only sees them on this videotape, and like there'd be

1247
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: some part of you that's like I wish I remembered

1248
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: anything about them, But yes, I understand, like it would

1249
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: be better. Yeah, it's a very interesting thing to just

1250
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 1: something like your life split because seeing my puppies too.

1251
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: If something happened to her parents, and like she like

1252
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 1: she would just but she knows my sister and brother,

1253
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: like she would be more in their law, Like she

1254
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 1: would be like confused. But she wouldn't remember that morning,

1255
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: you know. Like that's the weird part is like it's

1256
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: not like a two year old doesn't know her parents,

1257
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 1: Like they would have to process that somewhere in their head,

1258
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: whether they remembered the trauma. And and we would me

1259
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 1: and you, Oh I gather as a team. Oh, I

1260
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 1: don't think about that. But this is what I love.

1261
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: This is the comment that I loved. She said. This

1262
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: comment on this goes. I have to comment on what

1263
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: you said about never having known them. You knew them,

1264
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: you did. My daughter's two and a half, and we

1265
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: know everything important about each other. Science says that when

1266
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: you were born and both your father and another male

1267
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 1: were having a conversation, you would turn your head. You turn,

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Speaker 1: you would turn your head towards your father. Tilders can

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01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: be blindfolded and find their mothers in a room full

1270
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: of women by feeling their faces. You knew you were

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01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: safe and loved by your mother's scent, and her body

1272
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: had physiological Uh yeah, physiological changes because of your proximity.

1273
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: You knew each other. I'm sorry you didn't get to

1274
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: know her as a peer and share secrets the kinds

1275
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: of things that happened only when you're grown. But you

1276
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: did know her while she was here. If she were

1277
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: to walk past you, now you both in instinctively know it.

1278
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: I thought that was so lovely. Do you think, though,

1279
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: like whenever you hear these stories, I swear I'm not

1280
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: just trying to be uh like pessimistic here, but it's

1281
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: going to come off that way. Like we always think

1282
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: the parents were great, Like what if they were horrible

1283
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 1: parents and maybe just was like a blessing in disguise

1284
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: to like have her raids by better people. Yeah, but

1285
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: like we always have just assumed like you never got

1286
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: to know, weren't. No, I mean that's true. It's like

1287
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: whenever someone dies, everyone's just like so sad. But maybe

1288
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: they were a real piece of ship, and now so

1289
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: many people are gonna like not suffer because that person

1290
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: was Like Yeah, that's true. Um, that's a nice way

1291
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 1: of looking at a thing that I already was a

1292
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,560
Speaker 1: nice way of looking at it. I thought we closed

1293
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,440
Speaker 1: it a nice way. But now you're like suggesting that

1294
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: her parents were terrible people. I mean at first I

1295
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: was thinking, oh, I probably want her to hear this

1296
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 1: at some point, like the girl that wrote that maybe

1297
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,920
Speaker 1: like me reading it. But now I definitely like, don't

1298
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: after what I said? Can I go back? Then? Okay,

1299
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure your parents were dope. I'm sure they were

1300
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: great and they loved you very much. It's just death

1301
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: is so weird, and I like, haven't and and I

1302
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: went to that reeky. I went to a rieky healer

1303
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: the other day as we go into the final thought um,

1304
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: and she like read my energy and told me that

1305
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 1: I have spirits around me all the time, and angels

1306
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: and spirits like trying to guide me. And I'm not

1307
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: like open to hearing their words, so I like, I

1308
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: can't let it in. And I was like, are they

1309
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: dead people? It was like very confusing because she was like,

1310
01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: they're angels and spirits. You need to listen to your

1311
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 1: spirit guides. And I'm like, I sometimes talk to dead people,

1312
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 1: but like, do you like, who's the in your life?

1313
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Speaker 1: The your biggest like death loss. Wow, She goes, do

1314
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: you know a lot of dead people? And I'm like,

1315
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 1: I will, like everyone I know will die or I

1316
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: will die. And but like that was the last person

1317
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: you know to die, then no one's going to be

1318
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: sad when you die. There's different kind of impacts I

1319
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: think from death, Like when it's your grandparents, you kind

1320
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: of have an understanding that they're older, but it could

1321
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: hurt a lot and could have a huge but in

1322
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: your head. So I had a friend named Dan who

1323
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: died of an overdose US and uh, that hit me

1324
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 1: a lot going to that. I've never been to a

1325
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: funeral where someone was like my age, and that's like

1326
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: a whole another Also, he died of like overdose, and

1327
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: I think I've told you this before. The person telling

1328
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: the speech was like high was high and talking about

1329
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,439
Speaker 1: him like Dan was always the number one party or dude,

1330
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 1: he loved a jet ski off mountains dude, and like

1331
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,040
Speaker 1: everything he was saying is like why Dan is dead?

1332
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: Like he always went hard into paint like he was

1333
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: he always so hard. No, I was just like terrified,

1334
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is why he died, Like

1335
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: this is the guy. Sometimes funerals people can give like

1336
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: you can start chuckling so hard at funeral because you're

1337
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: just so like the laughing and crying are so similar

1338
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: that sometimes something at a funeral can really make you laugh.

1339
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: Oh dude, Like when I have an absurd like my

1340
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: family from New York and we had, you know, burying

1341
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: my grandpa Marvin, and like we're like putting the rocks.

1342
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: I love when you were Wait, wasn't the grandpa You

1343
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: were on a Greece vacation. My god, this is a

1344
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: really fun story. This is really So I was in

1345
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: Eos and so we were six hours by boat ride

1346
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: away from Athens where you could even fly out. So

1347
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: this is the trip where you saw Heath Ledger four times? Right, Yeah,

1348
01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: I saw Heath Ledger twice. We could get into that. Okay,

1349
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: So mine, you were in Eos and we're this is

1350
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: the same day I met Pacy. My grandpa died. Yes,

1351
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: so my grandpa dies and we can't get back, and

1352
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 1: they're like, you know what he would want you to

1353
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: just you know, do you know jello shots off a

1354
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,400
Speaker 1: girl's kids, Like that's what Grandpa Henry loved. So we're like,

1355
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do that for you. Grandpa so I

1356
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,880
Speaker 1: write a poem and I spelled grandpa g r A

1357
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: m p A and it was read in front of everyone,

1358
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:51,360
Speaker 1: and apparently that happens sometimes. But Grandpa Grandpa, it's like

1359
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 1: how we say it kind of yeah, it's how you

1360
01:05:53,800 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: say it, grandpa, but instead of grandpa got it. So

1361
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: I wrote this poem that was right in front of everyone.

1362
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: Everyone like this is like it was fact to poem.

1363
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's hilarious. But yeah, you're like writing

1364
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 1: a poem hungover, like on a pool side, just from

1365
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:21,360
Speaker 1: Dawson's creed. I asked Dawson how to spell grandpa, so

1366
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: he fuck him. He can tricked me because I took

1367
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 1: his girl, but yeah, I don't know. It's it is

1368
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 1: funny when you have a misspelling on something that's like

1369
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 1: I felt. That is like if you've read something hard felt,

1370
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 1: I feel like you couldn't get past dispelling or grammatical

1371
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,439
Speaker 1: error to really take it, like I would take away

1372
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 1: little kids right like Santa, thank you for the for Christmas.

1373
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: I want my mom to have legs, you know, and

1374
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:51,000
Speaker 1: it'll be like legs its spelled like Z and it's cute.

1375
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you were twenty two. That's the thing no,

1376
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: but I just feel like I I do think like

1377
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: I like, I'll read a since to your Instagram post

1378
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,560
Speaker 1: and someone will use them and van wrong and it's

1379
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 1: something like and and I go, fucking learn how your

1380
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: dog died? But then I go, thanks for your fan hip,

1381
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:15,160
Speaker 1: but blocked because until you learn there there and there,

1382
01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:20,880
Speaker 1: they're there there, it's hard, though it is and who's who's?

1383
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:25,280
Speaker 1: Then the trick with who's and who's w h O

1384
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: s E n w h O apostophe s if you're wondering,

1385
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: is like if you're saying, if you say it and

1386
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: you could replace it with who is, then it should

1387
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: be who's with an apostrophe. If you can't, it's the other.

1388
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 1: Who's all right? Other? Who's? We gotta go, We gotta go,

1389
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:43,440
Speaker 1: I gotta jump on the Scores podcast name drops, Um,

1390
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. We'll be here all wee can

1391
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,120
Speaker 1: go listen to Silver Springs for me. Please be prepared.

1392
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: That is your homework for tomorrow's episode.