WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Twice the Pooch! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.280 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:36.840 The air everyway. Welcome to the Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:43.680 Mahler and Danny g Radio bloviating the weekend away on 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:49.600 this the third day of February. Just a lazy Saturday, 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:55.120 hanging out and Danny, you're back to celebrate the weekend 0:00:55.200 --> 0:01:01.280 which is upon us. Here. I think he's pleased. Talked 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:06.160 about the term safe harbor, which indirectly came from George 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:09.399 Carlin because of his rant of these seven words you 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:15.280 can't say on television and radio, and so that was 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.160 that was interesting, and actually a listener recommended that, So 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.000 that was that was kind of cool. Now, as you 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.360 are aware, we like to look at dopey holidays every day. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.840 Yesterday was Groundhog's Day, which is not a dopey holiday. 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:31.520 That is a legitimate holiday. That's a fun holiday. Groundhogs 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:36.160 Day today? You don't. You don't have that big Groundhog's 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:39.000 Day thing. There's no, there's no big groundhogs Day. It's 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.200 our insurance day. Does anyone like our insurance? 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:43.480 Oh? 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:43.800 No? 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.120 Also saw that it's a National noodle Day? 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.440 Oh? Is it? Now? I'm a fan of the noodles. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:50.600 I don't, I don't mind. I don't go out of 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:51.760 my way to eat noodles. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.320 But good because I made that up. Just wanted to 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.840 see if you'd bite. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:57.880 Yeah, why not? 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.200 It is? 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.680 Uh? Well, I you know, I bet there is a 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:02.640 national noodle Day. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:03.800 I think. I'm sure. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:07.960 Yeah, there's a There's a day for everything? Is so? 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.799 What other dope you high? It's Elmo's birthday today. They're 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:12.600 very controversial. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:18.160 Muppet baby CoA has recently found Elmo on the TV 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.760 and he laughs and giggles every time he sees him, 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:23.959 and some of the songs aren't too shabby. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.520 Man. It gave me and my wife a break from 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.080 that horrible miss Rachel Lady. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:31.200 Yea. Elmo's polarizing though, because there's a lot of kids 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:35.760 that hate Elmo and they they load Elmo. It's either 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.919 you're you're either love him or you hate him. That 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:43.520 is kind of hat h on this pod. You gotta 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:47.840 you gotta have moxie. Just grab dessert, we'll see what 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:51.280 you got, the word of the week, whatever else pops up. 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.919 But I wanted to start with this. So a couple 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:59.119 weeks back, I think it's been about a month, give 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.320 or take about a month, maybe maybe a little more 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:06.000 than that. We we lost at the Malor Mansion, our 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:11.839 beloved Bella. Bella checked out. Bella had been very sick 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.120 for a long time. At Bella my dog. Uh, we 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.080 talked about bell Bella would sit in the studio during 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:20.320 COVID and sit next to me while I did the show. 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.640 That was the studio audience was my dog, Bella and 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.720 love bell. Bella just got old and things happened, and 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:31.679 she just had doggy dyslexia and things like dementia, I 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:35.200 should dementia, and so she had problems. 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:37.840 And I was like, when did she write a paper 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:38.120 for you? 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.040 Well, you know, she'd write the monologues. But anyway, so 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.400 we we had to do the adult thing, do the 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:47.800 right thing, and and send Bella off to the Great 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:50.440 Kennel in the sky and so we were bummed out 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.400 and depressed and all that. And because Bella had been 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.600 with us a long time, we loved Bella Bella. There's 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.920 some famous stories Bella running away on the fourth of 0:03:56.960 --> 0:04:00.400 July as I was leaving to go to the radio 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:01.840 station years ago. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:03.480 I remember that one. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:09.040 Yeah, Bella ran I chased after she ran through somebody's backyard. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:13.880 I told my wife, Bella's gone. I gotta go to work. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:16.600 She's gone. But we were able to get her back 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:21.560 and then got eaten by a coyote. What that was? 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.120 That was crazy. That was in the middle of the night, 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.360 went out to go to the bathroom, go to check 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.840 on her, and she's got a big piece of her 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:31.960 shock bitten out of her from a coyote, which I 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.920 guess spit her out. Didn't didn't like to taste, Yea. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:40.240 But Bella finally checked out and so we sent her away. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.159 And but we we would like to make the formal announcement, Danny, 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:50.320 that the next generation in the Malor Mansion has arrived 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:55.760 here as double your Pleasure, Double your Fun. There was 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.920 this great debate about what to do. Do we get 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:04.480 a dop ganger of Bella? Do we recreate the Bella 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:08.320 magic like what do we do? Like, which direction do 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.080 we go? And so we were looking at Shitsuo's and 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.680 we were just like, you know, we wanted to get 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:16.279 a rescue type dog situation. Want to buy a brand 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.880 spanking new dog. I thought we'd give a dog a 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:23.680 new life, second opportunity. Why not. So we were looking around, 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.240 scouring the interweb, and then we started looking at some 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:29.239 other dogs just to kind of see what was out there. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:33.400 And we were debating which direction to go. I was like, well, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.520 I don't want a dog that barks. They can't have 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.120 a barking dog. So that's a problem because I do 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:41.760 the show from the home studio, so that's an issue. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.719 So we were going back and forth and trying to 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:44.440 figure out what. 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:50.159 We wanted to do, and then we found the dog, 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:56.280 the dog which we picked up and can now make 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.840 the formal announcement. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.240 Yeah, the robot dog from the Jetsons. 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:02.520 Is one hundred percent correct, Danny, We actually got a 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.440 robot dog. It's not we don't have to feed it, 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:10.320 it doesn't piss, it doesn't shit, it's wonderful. No, we 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:18.080 have picked up our dog, Moxie, who now Moxie you're 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.400 probably wonder what kind of dog is that? What kind 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.080 of dog? This is the dog that I have wanted 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:27.440 my entire life, but I have never never gone out 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.320 and gotten I've had a lot of different dogs since 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:32.400 I was a kid. My mom always had dogs at 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.279 the house when were growing up, and from my little 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.120 dog Oliver when I was a kid, all the way 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:40.680 up through all the different dogs we've had, and then 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.919 as an adult, I've always not always. When I was 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.159 a bachelor, I did not have a dog, but I 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.360 kind of thought I did because my mom. I visit 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.160 my mom all the time. She had dogs, so I 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.279 kind of consider that like my dog. But the dog 0:06:52.360 --> 0:07:02.200 we have now is a wrinkly faced, overweight but muscular bulldog, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:07.280 an English bulldog, and the only person that knows outside 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:12.600 of the family Danny, is Karen k. I reached out 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.680 to kk Now, if you're new to the show, I 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.480 haven't listen that long Karen Kay. I did the show 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.600 with Karen k for a years. She was she was 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.200 with Fox Sports Radio, and I've known Keren a long 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:21.760 time and. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.280 She used to bring her two big bruisers into the 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:25.160 studio with her. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.440 Yeah, Karen always had bulldogs and she loved the bulldogs. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.680 And I loved looking at the bulldogs and admired the bulldogs, 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.040 but I never had a bulldog, and so I wanted 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.080 her to know before anybody. I was like, Karen, I 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:41.960 got this bulldog and it's a girly dog named Moxie. 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.840 And loved the dog, absolutely loved the dog. The dog's great, 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.440 But there are some things about bulldogs that are unlike 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:54.160 any other dog that I've had, and I think you 0:07:54.200 --> 0:08:00.440 probably know what those are, Danny, But oh yeah, I 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:04.360 have named Moxie Old Faithful. And the reason I have 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:10.560 named Moxie old Faithful is because around every twenty minutes 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:15.120 she just lets it rip with flatulets. There's a lot 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.880 of even when she's sleeping, she's just farting. And these 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:22.400 She's bulldogs are about fifty pounds or whatever, give or take, 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.680 and so yeah, it's a decent sized fart and the 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.720 smell I have to leave a fan on. 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:30.320 Oh they are known as fart machines. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.600 Yeah, but they're so damn cute. There's no way to 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.400 take a bad picture. I'll put some photos up of 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.480 Moxie today. And I was studying the English bulldog. I 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.560 was curious, what's the history of linguist bulldog and all 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.520 this stuff? And I did not know. I did not 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.520 realize that the origins they were bred to fight bulls. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:54.120 How crazy is that they were? It was bull baiting. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:57.839 It was a blood sport in the UK goes back 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:02.160 to the twelve hundreds and it was only banned in 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:07.440 the eighteen thirties, so for six hundred plus years bulldogs 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:13.000 were specifically bred to have a violent encounter. They would 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.840 they would kind of creep up low to the ground, 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.920 and the way it works from what I read online, 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.520 as I understand it, they would bite the bull or 0:09:23.600 --> 0:09:28.600 sometimes bears or horses nose and then would hold on 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.720 for dear life. They just grab a hold and you know, 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:35.679 they'd be thrown in the air by the bull or 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:40.680 the bear or the horse or whatever, and a lot 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.760 of a lot of the animals suffered big time injury. 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:47.440 Even humans at this would die because the bull would 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:52.200 go flying into the crowd of spectators. And that, you know, 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:55.000 that's a blood sport. So that's I had no idea 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.520 that was did you eat? No, I had no idea 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:57.160 that was a sport. 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.640 I'd no, no, I didn't know that either. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.600 Yeah, but Maxie does love playing fetch. That must be 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.640 in her genetics from back to the you know, twelve 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.000 hundreds where she just can't get enough of it. And 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:10.960 she does like to latch onto things and not let go, 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.640 which is a slight problem sometimes. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:17.880 But did you see photos or meet her parents? Do 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:20.199 you know how large she will get? 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.439 Well, she is a rescue, so it's rare to get 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.960 an English bulldog and a rescue. She had been breeding, 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:28.959 she'd been used for breeding and then she was she's 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:30.679 about four years old. Now. The thing that kind of 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.240 scares me a little bit, Danny, is bulldogs don't live 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.480 that long. Like they only almost been there, like eight 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:38.600 to ten years, So she's not gonna be around that long. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.520 We know that going in. But she's a great dog 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.960 and it's been really cool, and she's kind of getting 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.439 potty trained. She had lost her way potty training wise 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:50.600 and stuff like that. But so far we've had her 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.760 for a little bit. I wanted to make sure everything 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:57.840 was good before we made the announcement, and so she's great. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.520 I get up in the afternoon, I'll take Moxie out 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:05.080 to get busy and go to the bathroom and all that, 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:08.439 and then she'll lay down next to me. I've got 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.400 my laptop up and I'm getting ready for the show, 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.319 and she'll are watching games or whatever. She'll just lay down, 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:16.200 just fart every twenty five minutes or thirty minutes or whatever, 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:20.160 like old faithful and no problem, just slobber all over 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:25.520 the place and then congratulations. But I said, double your pleasure, 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:30.360 double your fun, Danny, because not only did we get Moxie, 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:35.040 but wait, there's more. We also picked up This is 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:41.160 a desert runaway dog, a buddy my right hand man, 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:48.480 found out out in the desert roaming around the desert. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.480 And this dog, which is also now part of the 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:57.960 Malor Mansion, named Luigi, that is a we had a 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.040 little test done, Danny. It is a pug mixed with 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:06.680 a French bulldog. Oh okay, they call that a frog 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:11.600 bello so legendary. You had to replace her with two 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.840 different dogs exactly. Well, we were only planning one, but 0:12:14.880 --> 0:12:17.360 we ended up with two. But this is a French 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.520 bulldog pug mix, which I didn't even know was a thing. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.439 It looks like a pug, but it's a lot bigger 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:26.520 than a pug because it's got the French bulldog in 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:30.880 it's called a frog and I didn't even know what 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:32.960 that was. I didn't even know that was a thing. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.520 I had no idea. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.800 Had you could just put out feelers and you got 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.439 back one too many good options, so you got. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.600 To no, no, my guy. This dog actually was wandering 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:49.880 around literally a stray dog, and picked it up and 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.240 put it on your put on the internet. We found 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:55.960 this dog for a while, nobody responded to it, and 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.760 so then the dog became property of the and then 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:08.600 we became owners of said said dogff. 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.840 Earf and neither are barking, So that's cool. 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:15.760 Yeah, yeah, so far, so good. Although Moxie, well we've 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:19.920 had a few people over to the house and sometimes Moxie, 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.160 if she doesn't know you, she'll kind of grab onto 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:25.320 your shoes and kind of like like you know, hold 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.480 on to them for a little bit, which is which 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:32.560 is an issue. So the FuG, as it is called, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:37.000 the frog frog frog is named Luigi. So we have 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.840 Moxie and Luigi, and like I said, I'll put some 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:44.000 photos up and so you guys you can see if 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.960 you're interested in that on Instagram and the show Facebook page. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.319 At some point today on Saturday, I'll put those up. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:54.000 You know what you can do is you can just 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.959 grab a dessert and you can just look at the 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.719 photos there. You just grab assert and look at the 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.240 photos of Moxie and Louis have a grand time. 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.160 Yeah. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:06.440 I know that you especially will enjoy this because you 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.720 are a Costco man. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:08.439 Yeah. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.160 It's not common that the wife and I will go 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:14.600 to Costco on the weekend, especially having a six month old, 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.520 it's not easy to shop. So usually, you know, I'll 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:22.080 be babysitting Coha and the wife will go to Costco 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:24.360 for a quick run, or we'll have them deliver, which 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.560 is nice except a little expensive. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.000 But this past weekend we're like, you know, let's just 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:31.200 go in to grab. 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:35.160 A dessert snacks because we were going to go to 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:39.920 Rich Davis's house the following day for a championship weekend 0:14:40.200 --> 0:14:43.480 little football get together. I told my wife going in, 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.000 because she's like, oh no, this is just like when 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.760 I walk into Target for one thing, and I said, no, no, no, 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.280 I'm here as your conscience. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.720 We're just going to grab a dessert, that's it. 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.400 So we get to the checkout, she pulls up her 0:14:57.400 --> 0:15:00.520 Costco card on her phone, how much do you think 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.680 the final bill was. 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.600 I have not been able to go to Costco and 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:11.320 walk out for got less than like one hundred bucks 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.800 in I can't remember, so I'm gonna say around one 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:15.560 hundred bucks, I'm. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.800 To say, And that's a really good guess. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:22.160 Yeah, because just the groceries along with the dessert were 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:27.080 ninety three dollars ninety But she also had on one 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:32.320 of those flatbed roller things, a seven hundred dollars mattress. 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:37.680 What yeah, now it was on sale. It was a 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.720 couple hundred dollars off, which was nice. But we've been 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.320 looking for a mattress. We happen to be in that 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:46.440 aisle and she's like, oh my god, look at this sale. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.600 We're never going to find one this nice, you know, 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:52.880 for this much off. We got to get this right now. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.600 And I'm like, I thought we were in here for 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.040 a dessert to bring to rich Davis's house. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.600 I wanted to toot and fifty cent chocolate chip cookie. 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.680 I did not a seven hundred dollars matt. 0:16:05.760 --> 0:16:10.960 With a five ninety nine loaf of banana nut bread right. Instead, 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:14.640 our final bill was I don't know, five hundred for 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:17.600 the mattress one hundred for the groceries. So our final 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:21.120 bill was roughly six hundred dollars and we were supposed 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:24.040 to go in for something that was six dollars. Now, 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.640 when we told this to the guy who was wheeling 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:30.760 the big mattress on one of those flat carts, he 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.560 looked at us and he said, that's the most costco 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:34.720 thing I've heard all day. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:41.360 Yeah, no, that's that's about right. And that reminds me 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:46.040 of I think his listener, Blake, who listens to this podcast. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.480 I hope he's hearing this. One Blake in Arkansas who 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.960 he's the guy Danny that opened up the Amazon Clearance 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.440 store where they'd buy trucks of returned items to Amazon 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:57.760 and sell them for like ten bush. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:58.280 That's right. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:02.840 Yeah, So he moved into the mattress space. He moved 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:08.200 into the mattress space a while back, and he told 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:12.560 me that there's so much money in mattresses. He said 0:17:12.800 --> 0:17:16.080 it should be illegal, is what he said. He said 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:21.080 that the mattress warehouse places will buy wholesale mattresses for 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:23.480 I think he said one hundred or two hundred dollars 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:30.159 per mattress and then sell them for five six, seven, eight, whatever, 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:34.720 it might be one thousand dollars a mattress. And so 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.600 he was like, yeah, he's like this is this is 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.960 crazy because us commoners, Dan, he can't pay one hundred 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:41.719 bucks for a mattress, right, we have to buy it 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.919 at the price which is five hundred plus or whatever 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:48.320 or more for the mattress. But I think that makes 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:53.280 sense because the most famous person to sell mattresses is 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:57.239 that guy in Houston, Mattress Mac. He's the guy that 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.960 makes the multimillion dollar bets every year. 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:03.280 And oh he's a he is loaded. 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:07.320 Yeah, he's worth millions and millions from selling mattresses. And 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.920 now we know how he is worth millions and millions 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:15.480 selling mattresses because of that. But yeah, that guy Blake. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.800 Maybe Blake can send us an email let us know 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:21.520 more about how the mattress mattress hustle works. But is 0:18:21.840 --> 0:18:23.840 it a good mattress? You knoww does your wife like 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:26.679 a firm mattress a soft mattress somewhere in the middle. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:31.320 Somewhere in the middle, which is where the box showed 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:33.720 this one being at. Okay, and we're gonna have to 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.960 take the box's word for it for now. Because as 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.639 of taping this with you, we have not yet removed 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:44.359 the old mattress and brought in the new one. I've 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:48.000 been waiting for her oldest to come home, eat a 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:50.480 whole bunch of food from our kitchen, and then help 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:51.680 me with the mattresses. 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.159 Gotcha, gotcha? All right? And the good thing about Costco 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.000 is if you don't like it, you can always take 0:18:58.040 --> 0:18:58.359 it back. 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:02.280 Do you under stand what you just said? Was her 0:19:02.359 --> 0:19:05.679 final selling point to me. Aha, She was trying to 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:09.119 convince me to buy said mattress. This is the place 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:11.880 to get one, because if we don't like how. 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:13.680 It feels, we could just bring it right back. 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:17.000 Yeah, which will be very easy to load that into 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.040 the car and just drive it on over to the Costco. 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:21.680 That will not be an inconvenience at all. You will 0:19:21.680 --> 0:19:25.520 not be back out putting that in the car. And 0:19:25.600 --> 0:19:27.480 it's much easier, of course, to put a thing like 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:30.120 that in the car after you've already taken it out 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:31.879 and laid it down on the bed and let it 0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:33.200 air out and all that stuff. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:37.399 Right, you're right about returning it because it's not a 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:39.840 good sign that it's been sitting in the box in 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:40.399 her car. 0:19:40.520 --> 0:19:41.040 For a week. 0:19:42.320 --> 0:19:43.639 Oh, it's been in the car. You just left it 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:44.040 in the car. 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:47.159 Yeah, it's in the box in the car for a 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:47.760 week now. 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:53.440 Huh. Interesting. You know, we'll have a follow up next week. 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:56.520 We'll have our big Super Bowl weekend next weekend on 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:58.760 the fifth hour and more on that. I guess we 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:02.840 can mention that right now. Right the plan is weather permitting, 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:08.760 we should have fresh podcast. The podcast on Friday will 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:11.600 be up a little bit later next week because we'll 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.960 be at Radio Row. I'll be hanging out. You'll be 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:17.920 there all week, but I'll be hanging out with you. Yeah, 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:21.680 for Friday, I'll be in Vegas at the Radio Row 0:20:21.760 --> 0:20:24.359 thing doing some interviews. Last year we had Emmett Smith 0:20:24.440 --> 0:20:27.679 on and who is it, the Green Bay Packers guy, 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:28.440 I forget his name? 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:29.280 Watson? 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.280 Yeah, yeah, he was there with us. 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:34.000 So we had Christian Watson. 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.080 Yeah, he had a great, great year with Aaron Rodgers 0:20:36.080 --> 0:20:36.400 that year. 0:20:36.880 --> 0:20:37.359 D Watt. 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:39.240 I didn't have his great a year this year, but 0:20:39.359 --> 0:20:42.760 that's fine. He was injured some and whatnot. And so 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:47.520 we'll be there time now for the word of the week. 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:54.320 The word of the week, The word. 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:54.520 Of the week. 0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:58.360 The word is sarcasm something that we dabble in quite 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:04.160 a bit. Sarcasm, that great word, right, it means obviously 0:21:04.200 --> 0:21:09.480 sharply ironical, taunt or whatever. But did you know the 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:15.119 word In the sixteenth century, the definition was violence. That's right. Sarcasm, 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:19.359 which originally comes from the Greek word which of a 0:21:19.400 --> 0:21:24.080 similar sound to it. It means to rend, tear away, 0:21:24.440 --> 0:21:28.600 or rip apart flesh was the original meaning of sarcasm, 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:34.640 so slightly violent. And it was decided at some point, 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:39.600 at some point along the way, that a verbal attack 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:44.080 was a better ends to a mean than to make 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:47.479 a point, rather than rip apart flesh and whatnot, And 0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:50.240 so that is where it turned into sarcasm. It goes 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:57.040 back to the sixteenth century, the fifteen seventies biting, taunting, 0:21:58.160 --> 0:22:01.840 and then it became a satirical thing over the course 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:05.360 of time to kind of mock and jest and whatnot. 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:09.880 But that's the current meaning. But back in the late 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:15.439 fifteen hundreds early sixteen hundreds, the word sarcasm originally again 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:19.760 tearing away or ripping apart the flesh, but now it's 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:24.240