Speaker 1: Saus on the side. What's up. It's gotta and we
Speaker 1: have a lot of stuff to talk about today. Andrew,
Speaker 1: who was supposed to be here per Josh's demand, because
Speaker 1: Josh is gonna tell us something, he's not here.
Speaker 2: Don't hype it. Don't hype it.
Speaker 1: We've been HIPing it for like two weeks.
Speaker 3: Because Josh Andrew can't show up. I just had a stroke.
Speaker 1: That's Scotty, by the way, Scotty's back, because we have
Speaker 1: a lot to talk about with Scotty.
Speaker 3: Andrew can't show up for something.
Speaker 1: I'm shocked, and Diamond is here.
Speaker 4: I told you he was going to say something like that.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: I think Scott just took this opportunity to ship on Andrew. No, okay,
Speaker 1: Andrew's working though, Okay, yeah he is. Why are you
Speaker 1: in such a hurry to get out of here? Let's
Speaker 1: talk about that, Scott.
Speaker 2: Why do you guys?
Speaker 3: First of all, I feel like I'm already. I'm just
Speaker 3: I'm here to get bombarded. That's what I was called
Speaker 3: in here. Well, you guys are the treacherous trio because
Speaker 3: there's three of you here.
Speaker 1: That's what you called Andrew, Diamond and I last time.
Speaker 1: So the doesn't matter shifts, It.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter any one of you three because generally it's
Speaker 3: just the three of you, the four. I don't have
Speaker 3: an F word the four. You're not fabulous like the
Speaker 3: Furious four or something like that. But why do I
Speaker 3: have to get home? Well, because I leave my house
Speaker 3: at four o'clock in the morning. Okay, Okay, I have
Speaker 3: a dog that I can't leave home alone for hours
Speaker 3: and hours and hours and hours. I have children that
Speaker 3: I need to take care of things before they come.
Speaker 1: Kids are grown, adult, literate.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a single dad here. I have seventeen baskets
Speaker 3: of laundry I've worked to do around the house, things
Speaker 3: which just happen. I don't have a housekeeper. I can't
Speaker 3: afford someone to come clean my house.
Speaker 2: You're not a single dad anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am a single dad. I'm not married, so
Speaker 3: I'm single.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you do have I mean, I don't have anybody.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into it. Okay, fine, I.
Speaker 3: Don't have anybody else that lives in the house with
Speaker 3: me other than my two children and my dog. So
Speaker 3: I have a lot of things that I need to do.
Speaker 1: Sitter bro babysitter, the one of his children is the
Speaker 1: a babysitter. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: And then I also don't understand that your youngest child
Speaker 4: is what thirteen fourteen?
Speaker 1: Now fourteen?
Speaker 4: They don't know how to wash their own damn clothes by.
Speaker 1: Now that's a failure as a father single time.
Speaker 3: I'm the problem is just too far gone at this point.
Speaker 3: I can't now start. I say, listen, you guys got
Speaker 3: to do your own stuff.
Speaker 1: No, she's going to college. They're making you a terrible
Speaker 1: life partner for someone else. She's gonna like maybe date
Speaker 1: some guy and be like, oh, old to my laundry.
Speaker 3: She knows how to do it, because you know, when
Speaker 3: I don't do it and it gets really overflowed because
Speaker 3: I get mad at her for something, I'm like, not
Speaker 3: doing your laundry, and so she'll do it. She does
Speaker 3: it herself. But it's going to be a root awakening
Speaker 3: in college, because why would you do that.
Speaker 1: To her and have a root awakning in college instead
Speaker 1: of just ease her into it now by making her
Speaker 1: stand on her own two feet.
Speaker 3: Because I've just been doing it for so long.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You like doing it for them.
Speaker 3: I hate doing laundry. Oh god, that's why there's seven
Speaker 3: baskets in my room right now that need to be folded.
Speaker 1: This is insanity.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm not the only one.
Speaker 1: You're not.
Speaker 4: But also, as the kid who was spoiled, I tell
Speaker 4: you this all the time. There are a lot of
Speaker 4: things that Scotty does that my parents did with me.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, please, you don't want them to be
Speaker 4: shocked and like go a little bonkers in their head
Speaker 4: when they actually have to start doing things for them.
Speaker 3: So she cleaned the whole kitchen yesterday spotless. Really like
Speaker 3: they do things when they want to do things, when
Speaker 3: they're told to do things, not so.
Speaker 4: Much, but gonna have to do it anyway.
Speaker 3: I know, I know who's.
Speaker 1: Gonna tell her to do her laundry in college.
Speaker 3: No, she's gonna have stinky underwear. She's no choice, what
Speaker 3: I mean. So, I mean case in point. So she
Speaker 3: sets her alarm to go off every morning at six
Speaker 3: twenty on the on the rare occasion that I'm home
Speaker 3: during the week and she needs to go to school.
Speaker 3: It's literally littly, literally didly littly littly for like five minutes,
Speaker 3: and then for twenty minutes, and I'm like, dude, you're
Speaker 3: gonna have major problems in college. You need to wake up.
Speaker 3: I can't you skip a class.
Speaker 4: And fail a lot of waste money?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. I mean I I hear a bird
Speaker 3: tweet down the block and I'm out of bed at
Speaker 3: two o'clock in the morning. Everything wakes me up. So
Speaker 3: it's so shocking to me that you can go through
Speaker 3: a nuclear raid, siren.
Speaker 2: I'm sleep well. Can't you also correct your mistakes with Cooper?
Speaker 2: Since she's like five years younger.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've made any mistakes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I just mean, like, make her a little more independent now.
Speaker 3: So she's independent. She makes her own lunch, she's.
Speaker 1: Independent, but doesn't do her all laundry.
Speaker 3: No, I don't trust her with the washing machine, be
Speaker 3: water everywhere.
Speaker 4: But you have to teach her so that she can
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 3: I will. She's still too little for that.
Speaker 1: She's fourteen. That is not little, sir.
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 4: She literally has watched porn before, for sure. She's worn Yeah,
Speaker 4: purpose maybe not in these days.
Speaker 1: You're talking about what. Yeah, absolutely, fourteen year.
Speaker 3: Old is still like an eight year old. So she
Speaker 3: does none of that I that.
Speaker 1: You think that that's great. That's good. That's probably good
Speaker 1: for your mental health. Yes, for everyone else is terrible.
Speaker 1: But this is where. Okay, so you have to get
Speaker 1: a little.
Speaker 3: Buddy likes to hang out with me, So that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love to hang out with my dad. You
Speaker 1: don't o't have sex.
Speaker 4: I love hanging out with Henry exactly, Saturday mornings on
Speaker 4: the cow together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't know how those two things are separate.
Speaker 2: But like a sort of quirky man, are they going
Speaker 2: to meet to marry in life? If you try to
Speaker 2: find your father a little bit in your partner, they're
Speaker 2: going to go as far away as human.
Speaker 1: They possible save them.
Speaker 3: Now, they're fine, Okay, they're fine. They're great kids.
Speaker 1: I know they are. Days. I'm just you don't have
Speaker 1: to rush home to be with a fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not rushing home.
Speaker 1: They don't sho you paced by this studio like six.
Speaker 3: Times I have things to do.
Speaker 1: You send me a text message said, hurry up.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to stick around wherever I have things.
Speaker 3: Just try The longer I stay here, the more traffic
Speaker 3: there is going home. You guys have no idea. I've
Speaker 3: never coming along island. Yeah, because it's a pain in
Speaker 3: the ass to get to and it's a pain, and
Speaker 3: they asking me to go home to every day. And
Speaker 3: the longer I stay here, the longer it takes me
Speaker 3: to get home. I promise myself.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've heard.
Speaker 3: I promised myself that I wasn't gonna get worked up.
Speaker 3: So when you're ask me something pleasant and like.
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you hold your mouth and run through
Speaker 2: the studio to the bathroom really quickly earlier with your
Speaker 2: butt out?
Speaker 3: Oh, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting. Why would you even admit that?
Speaker 1: Does he asked me, did you see it happen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was the three of us sitting in there right.
Speaker 1: All I heard was a really loud burp that sounded
Speaker 1: like maybe there was something in it. And he ran
Speaker 1: sprinting out of the studio, just like chicken, stop stop.
Speaker 4: See this is where you take it too far. When
Speaker 4: you start talking about the taste.
Speaker 2: You're having some indigestion right now.
Speaker 3: No, I feel fine now, it's just a lemonade. So
Speaker 3: every once in a while I got it.
Speaker 2: It's not just a lemonade because you're burping up last
Speaker 2: night's meal.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that was prior to lemonade gives you.
Speaker 3: I love lemon and lemonade, but I'm not allergic. It's
Speaker 3: just it always my entire life. It gives me flem
Speaker 3: but I still dream.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a little bit of an allergy. Your body's
Speaker 1: creating news because it doesn't like what's coming down the little.
Speaker 3: Shoot there, not dying from it. I'm just met allergic to.
Speaker 1: Die from all allergies. Scottie, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just a it's just a brief, briefly uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: We brought you here for multiple reasons. Okay, oh god
Speaker 1: you got verified. Yeah, it's about down time. Yeah, Scotty
Speaker 1: means nothing. I know we told you that. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you that.
Speaker 3: It literally means nothing because yea, I have since complained
Speaker 3: to Instagram because it was not Shank one forty seven
Speaker 3: using my picture, and I'm like, I've reported it as
Speaker 3: pretending to be me. Sorry, it doesn't go against our
Speaker 3: community standards, and then I try to contact someone four
Speaker 3: hour wait and then if you're not right on your
Speaker 3: instant message while a direct message. When they get back
Speaker 3: to you, they blow you off and you're done, and
Speaker 3: you got to wait another four hours. So it really
Speaker 3: has done absolutely nothing except now cost me fifteen dollars
Speaker 3: a month.
Speaker 1: It's fifteen dollars a month to verify fifteen? Are you
Speaker 1: going to charge you back to the company?
Speaker 3: How can I?
Speaker 1: I think you could write that off?
Speaker 4: Really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What's about like it.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between a write off and a reimbursement?
Speaker 3: Right off? As taxes?
Speaker 1: I think you can turn that in submit it as
Speaker 1: an expense to our department. Oh digital, all right, I'll ask.
Speaker 1: I think you should just do ituntil somebody stops you.
Speaker 3: But I have to put in an expense, report it
Speaker 3: and say what it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just put it on. Somebody will never mind, and.
Speaker 1: Then you'll explain it when someone comes as as what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this? And then you say, well, this
Speaker 1: is because I've tried to go through the right channels
Speaker 1: repeatedly and doesn't work. And then you'll see if it
Speaker 1: happens that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I should do that, yes, and if all else fails,
Speaker 4: just say Elvis told you to do it.
Speaker 3: Love that.
Speaker 1: But the other reason we brought you here is because
Speaker 1: we got a couple of talkbacks that are very disturbing
Speaker 1: that I think we should address.
Speaker 3: Back to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, to this podcast. Do you guys do talkbacks on
Speaker 1: the serial Killers podcast?
Speaker 4: It it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you didn't know you had it?
Speaker 1: Andrew definitely knows you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the guy. He's the guy that does all
Speaker 3: the stuff. I just record it and send it.
Speaker 1: Oh so you say Andrew is the workhorse behind the
Speaker 1: serial Killers podcast. Wow, we have that record. No, I
Speaker 1: did not say that that Andrew is the guy that
Speaker 1: does all this.
Speaker 3: Stuff, the stuff that stuff. First of all, there would
Speaker 3: be no podcas cast without me.
Speaker 2: He doesn't.
Speaker 3: He doesn't. First of all, he doesn't know what he
Speaker 3: doesn't know what cereals we've done. He doesn't know I've
Speaker 3: bought all of those. He's never h you wrought one
Speaker 3: cereal back from Japan one day and thought it was
Speaker 3: all cool. I mean, twelve hundred serials. I probably bought
Speaker 3: a thousand of them. Okay, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I get. I understand. It's a team effort. This is
Speaker 3: a team here, a team. He has a great team.
Speaker 3: But you know, yeah, can I ask you.
Speaker 2: An infamous Serial Killers story.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: So there was supposedly an offer to do a live
Speaker 2: podcast that Caroline's on Broadway.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Wow, and your nerves killed it from happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: You have a chance to literally be like on Broadway.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 1: And you said the podcast. Here's the thing, damn it, Scuddy.
Speaker 3: Here the thing is, it's open to anybody. And I
Speaker 3: did not like the fact that Bobby, Sue and James
Speaker 3: are walking down the street in Times Square and like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at that. Let's go to a comedy show. It's
Speaker 3: only twelve bucks and they go and there's two idiots
Speaker 3: eating cereal, and I don't want to upset Bobby Sue
Speaker 3: and James and them walk out and boo and whatever. Like,
Speaker 3: it's one thing. If it was shut up, it's one thing.
Speaker 3: If it was only open, it's one thing. If it
Speaker 3: was only open to podcast listeners, Like, if we could
Speaker 3: have made it so only our.
Speaker 1: Listeners, you could have made it that way.
Speaker 3: No, that's not the way that they can figured it.
Speaker 3: I saw the whole thing. Well, you can buy tickets
Speaker 3: at the door.
Speaker 1: Everything, Scott, Everything, everything somebody says to you is really
Speaker 1: like a starting point. It's a negotiation. So they say, hey,
Speaker 1: here's how we want to do it, and then you say,
Speaker 1: I don't like it that way. I would rather do
Speaker 1: it this way. And most of the time people say, okay, cools,
Speaker 1: do it that way.
Speaker 3: The place it's Andrew that I'm dealing with. It's you know,
Speaker 3: he's the one that sets off.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's all on board. He told us repeatedly, you
Speaker 1: were a bottleneck.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yes, he wants to do it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it because there's gonna be
Speaker 3: people there that are unfamiliar with us, and I don't
Speaker 3: want to have to perform for them and try to
Speaker 3: get them. I'll be sweating the whole time. Ah, I
Speaker 3: can't form.
Speaker 1: What do you think you're doing there?
Speaker 3: No, I don't mean it like that. Cereal put on
Speaker 3: a show for people that don't know who we are
Speaker 3: what we do. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: That's I think that happens with our radio show every morning.
Speaker 1: So he turned it on. Who are these clowns? We
Speaker 1: keep doing our dance and we move on with our life.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm not the guy that likes to sit in
Speaker 3: front of a big crowd of people and entertain them.
Speaker 3: Never have been. I can go on a microphone or
Speaker 3: such a clown.
Speaker 1: This is why I go on.
Speaker 3: A microphone or Team mobilest Hey have a body, buy
Speaker 3: one foot, get on free spin the wheel, a little
Speaker 3: T shirt that I can do. But I can't sit
Speaker 3: and I have to put on a show for an
Speaker 3: hour in front of a big crowd of people. Can't
Speaker 3: do it too much pressure. Sweating man running by us this.
Speaker 2: Morning with a burp in your mouth was pretty performative.
Speaker 3: Love you guys and your.
Speaker 1: Butt sticking out, it was I wish somebody had them on.
Speaker 2: Your back was arched like you were like ready to
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but you know, I'm just I'm not I'm
Speaker 3: not a performer.
Speaker 1: Not Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2: When you get scared, you do like a summersault.
Speaker 1: Scott, You're gonna make me rich one day because we've
Speaker 1: scared you so many times. When finally we put together
Speaker 1: the compilation, Oh my god, we're gonna make so much money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I need to be a part of that.
Speaker 1: You were we scared you, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I need a third or a quarter or whatever whoever
Speaker 3: is in on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know about all that. Aute. Take me to
Speaker 1: the People's Court. I've watched way more of it than
Speaker 1: you have. I'm ready, buddy, I'm ready. No, it's my content.
Speaker 1: I created it.
Speaker 3: But you don't. You don't even know who Rusty is?
Speaker 1: Rusty? Who is Rusty?
Speaker 3: He's the old bailiff. Matter Scott, because you said you
Speaker 3: watched way more people Court than I have at.
Speaker 1: Your current day. Current day doesn't matter everything, Diamond. This
Speaker 1: is why I'm so disturbed by these talkbacks eighties. Do
Speaker 1: you have them? Yes? So last week on the show,
Speaker 1: we were talking about something and in some capacity it
Speaker 1: came up that you and I have hooked up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, remember that.
Speaker 1: I don't Actually I was black out. If anything happened,
Speaker 1: it's right up, Scotty Sally.
Speaker 4: So so.
Speaker 1: Would you guys, would Scott night hood up?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You guys just like met in the bar.
Speaker 1: First of all, we would never be at the same bar.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Don't think I don't go to bars, have kids.
Speaker 1: Scot would be in a country bar and like it
Speaker 1: just got scary in here.
Speaker 2: He grew up on a potato farm.
Speaker 3: I did grew up on a potato farmer. Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I grew up on Long Island, right, there was.
Speaker 3: A huge There was acres and acres of potato fields
Speaker 3: right behind my house. We went and took potatoes. That's
Speaker 3: on a farm.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't your farm.
Speaker 3: First of all, it wasn't your property, and we were
Speaker 3: allowed on it. They told us we could take the extras.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was a farmer a little suburban house probably, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so you grew up farm adjacent that's correct. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not on a farm, Scott, it is on Are
Speaker 1: these talkbacks there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But can we we really need to talk about
Speaker 4: the fact that he is just complete. He's like a Kardashian.
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 4: He has changed his entire personality based off of who
Speaker 4: he's dating at the time, and it is so insane
Speaker 4: to watch now all of we've known him for how
Speaker 4: many years? Never in my life have I heard anything
Speaker 4: about a damn farm.
Speaker 2: Country music?
Speaker 3: Oh, I think the country music has been three years already.
Speaker 3: That's nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: Three years.
Speaker 3: Oh that's Nate. I'm in trouble now.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you play the talk back?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So I just kept done listening to the episode where
Speaker 3: Scottie came in and ranted and.
Speaker 4: Hell, Kandi and Scott slept together.
Speaker 3: I can see the similarities in their personality.
Speaker 2: But what.
Speaker 1: I don't even care that she thinks we slept together.
Speaker 1: I care that she said we have similar person that.
Speaker 3: We slept together in the same hotel one time. What
Speaker 3: we were in the same hotel?
Speaker 1: Oh, like you had a room and I had a room.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 3: Please, that's about it. As close as we've ever gotten.
Speaker 3: We've been, we've been, we've been. We've been accused of sex, yes,
Speaker 3: but it's never.
Speaker 1: Happened, right, So that's more of where this came from.
Speaker 1: Scott drops these little like inside joke lines, but then
Speaker 1: he never lets anyone on the inside, so it seems
Speaker 1: like this has actually happened. And I don't think we
Speaker 1: can go into why it's an inside jokeer we're allowed
Speaker 1: to say that now.
Speaker 2: I don't think so there's thought that was piping hot tea.
Speaker 1: It really pissed me off for a long amount of time.
Speaker 1: I'm over it now I'm not. But you're not so stupid.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid. But someday when Scott feels like
Speaker 1: talking about it, because it's it's your story to tell.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna even though it totally involved me, and
Speaker 1: somehow everybody on the show got a phone call about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine, everyone call.
Speaker 3: I may legally not be allowed to talk about it
Speaker 3: just yet.
Speaker 1: So that sounds like one of those things.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: And on that note, fine, off you go, unless do
Speaker 1: you want to hear Josh said he had something that
Speaker 1: he wanted to tell us.
Speaker 2: I told him about this, but he's welcome to Oh okay,
Speaker 2: my night in Syracuse story.
Speaker 1: Spotlight shift to Josh.
Speaker 3: I thought you're going to talk about ping in your pants?
Speaker 2: What, Scotty what?
Speaker 1: He literally said, I don't want to talk about my
Speaker 1: incontinence that it's fine.
Speaker 3: I dab it. I dab also, I got a dab.
Speaker 2: I think I need to become more of a shaker,
Speaker 2: like I don't shake as much as I shake.
Speaker 3: And dab Scott.
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell everybody what you actually do
Speaker 1: after EP?
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: And I only know this because he told me, not
Speaker 1: because I've ever witnessed anything.
Speaker 3: Not really, And I only do it in the morning
Speaker 3: before I get ready to come to work, that's all.
Speaker 3: I don't do it throughout the day.
Speaker 1: Didn't you do it in the bathroom here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? No, okay, good, I'll tell people what
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 3: Do you really want me to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, it's only in the morning. I don't
Speaker 3: know why. I don't need to do this throughout the
Speaker 3: rest of the day. Maybe it's the overnight p I
Speaker 3: don't know. Okay, But so my routine is, I'll I
Speaker 3: get up from sleeping, I go into the bathroom to
Speaker 3: get ready, and the first thing I do is pee,
Speaker 3: and I tear off four squares of toilet paper and
Speaker 3: I fold it into its one It's like four on
Speaker 3: top of another. And I place the toilet paper on
Speaker 3: the counter of the sink. And as I'm brushing my teeth,
Speaker 3: I'll just like, I'll just dab because it'll drip one.
Speaker 1: So you put your dick on the counter tolet so
Speaker 1: that the dribble goes onto your four squares of toilet paper.
Speaker 3: That's correct, yes, yes. And then and then once I'm
Speaker 3: done brushing my teeth and I'm done, you know, dabbing,
Speaker 3: then I will blow my nose with that. Nope, nope,
Speaker 3: I blow my nose. I take that with the tissue,
Speaker 3: and I wipe the toilet rim and I flush it
Speaker 3: and I'm done.
Speaker 1: You wipe the toilet room with your snot and pe.
Speaker 3: The the pea one's on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to go home and clean.
Speaker 3: If you go, I don't know if Imond fall asleep
Speaker 3: or she's just so disgusted.
Speaker 4: I'm trying not to throw up because I think that
Speaker 4: is so discussing.
Speaker 3: Like everybody peas and everybody drips a tiny bit.
Speaker 1: You don't just sell then wipe it all over their toilet.
Speaker 3: You don't just stop and then the seal is there?
Speaker 4: I mean, and then do you wipe up your count?
Speaker 4: Like do you clean your count?
Speaker 3: Clean the counter all the time. But the pe doesn't
Speaker 3: go through the toilet paper. That's why it's four squares.
Speaker 4: I don't believe that four square.
Speaker 3: What a great site that was. I was the mayor
Speaker 3: of everything.
Speaker 1: What a four square did not use for a game?
Speaker 3: No, it was an app you would check in wherever
Speaker 3: you are?
Speaker 4: Can you go?
Speaker 1: Wait, this from the guy who was so concerned about
Speaker 1: people knowing where you live and what you were up to.
Speaker 2: Your name.
Speaker 1: Scotty be checking in at the quick check exact location.
Speaker 1: You're insane Scotty what I can't I don't know, Okay,
Speaker 1: go home seventeen years.
Speaker 3: That's before all this. You can only see it like
Speaker 3: on Facebook where my friends were that was it? Who cares?
Speaker 4: All right, Well, it's been nice.
Speaker 2: The simple Google search people could find out your name.
Speaker 3: They could find out everybody who cares. Right, But why
Speaker 3: would you Why would you thrust it upon people? Let
Speaker 3: them just investigating if they want to come kill me.
Speaker 1: Anyone who wants I want to kill you every day,
Speaker 1: I'd like to say that yes, extra hoops, okay, but
Speaker 1: anybody who actually gives a shit enough to like search
Speaker 1: you and foy it. It doesn't matter. They're going to
Speaker 1: do it anyway. So it's not like someone's going to
Speaker 1: see your name who had no intention of ever looking
Speaker 1: you up and be like, look, come up now. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's going to happen.
Speaker 3: Listen, why make it easier for crazy?
Speaker 2: So you're hoping your serial killer has a little like
Speaker 2: ADHD and just forget Just googling the name would make
Speaker 2: them like bored?
Speaker 3: Okay, is there anything else you need me for?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 3: So take the apple sauce out of the refrigerator. Because
Speaker 3: about the time Cooper gets home. It has to be
Speaker 3: room temperature.
Speaker 1: I wish he was here so bad. I'm still dead.
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand you, digs go on.
Speaker 3: I'd like to hear this. I told you it already
Speaker 3: the Syracuse What happened to Syracuse?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I went to Metallica and Syracuse over the vacation, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, and wait, so this is like three four weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm first started as a huge fan. Oka
Speaker 2: is my nineteenth time seeing them. So I met my
Speaker 2: friend in town.
Speaker 1: Scottie is tossing up and I love you sign and
Speaker 1: sign language and metal.
Speaker 2: Sorry he eavy metal thing. That's like the Hawaiian I
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 1: That's the sign I love you.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's rock and roll?
Speaker 1: I don't do it. I don't know. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like this, like the Longhorn thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that's cliche, right, sorry, eighties and
Speaker 2: drugs but crazy. It just was, sorry, a crazy fucking
Speaker 2: chain of events.
Speaker 1: Okay, that happens often in your.
Speaker 2: Life, I know. Yeah, this this was this was terrifying
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: O this I did hear this, so I gotta go.
Speaker 3: I love you guys, Okay, you're so rude.
Speaker 1: I'm never coming back. Go go home and get your
Speaker 1: apple sauce.
Speaker 3: This is a great story, really is.
Speaker 2: Don't overhype it.
Speaker 3: It's not that guys love you.
Speaker 1: Not one person said I love you back. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So staying in an Airbnb in downtown Syracuse, I've never
Speaker 2: been before, staying by myself. My friend and his wife
Speaker 2: are staying out of town another NBN because they're like
Speaker 2: antiquers and they find these like charming little airbb So
Speaker 2: I just wanted to be like downtown. They pick me
Speaker 2: up for the show. We go to the show. Right,
Speaker 2: it's at this huge stadium. We smoke a little, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a little bit of a problem. Later, Yes, they
Speaker 2: drove into town. So they dropped me off of my airbnb.
Speaker 2: This Airbnb, right has like a little keyfob they give
Speaker 2: you to scan into the main building and then it's
Speaker 2: almost like a little hotel and you go up. I
Speaker 2: go up to like the fourth floor, and then they
Speaker 2: like send you this little code to type into your
Speaker 2: individual Airbnb unit. Right, So they send you that code
Speaker 2: at check in, I go to get my like Airbnb app.
Speaker 2: I don't have my phone, so this is already at
Speaker 2: like midnight, right these are like like it's about to
Speaker 2: be midnight.
Speaker 1: So we went to the concert before you went to
Speaker 1: the airbnb, right right, this.
Speaker 2: Is after the concerts. I run back down. My friend
Speaker 2: dropped me off. He's gone. So I don't have my phone.
Speaker 2: It's midnight. I can't get into my Airbnb now, and
Speaker 2: I'm hot and.
Speaker 1: Josh Hi by the way, not quite functional. That's how
Speaker 1: we got lost in the park.
Speaker 2: I had the most intense like panic attack of my life,
Speaker 2: like because what would you do? How do you solve
Speaker 2: this situation? I can't contact the airbnb owners because I
Speaker 2: don't have my phone. I can't get into my even
Speaker 2: like to like just go to bed and wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning and like go to a Verizon store
Speaker 2: and buy a new phone, or how about I even
Speaker 2: get like a cab to the airport, Like just even
Speaker 2: if I went to a bar that night and found
Speaker 2: a phone to try to text my friend. I have
Speaker 2: no numbers memorized in my head to contact anyone in
Speaker 2: my life. I have never been to Syracuse. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: even know where to google, like where a bar is
Speaker 2: to try to like find a bartender to help me out,
Speaker 2: like start freaking out because it's also midnight.
Speaker 1: And you're high and I'm high.
Speaker 2: I'm pacing back and forth on the streets in Syracuse
Speaker 2: like like, well, maybe I can solve it this way,
Speaker 2: and then I would hit a wall be like Nope,
Speaker 2: can't do that. Like I don't know. I'm just freaking
Speaker 2: out at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, So.
Speaker 2: My question right now is what would you guys do,
Speaker 2: like in this situation to solve the problem.
Speaker 1: Okay, I probably would have tried to find somebody with
Speaker 1: a phone and called my sister because I do have
Speaker 1: her number memorized and she just solves all my problems. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she would have figured you have memorized did you
Speaker 1: have your wallet on you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you could have gone to like a hotel and
Speaker 1: stayed the night at a hotel, but.
Speaker 2: Where I wouldn't even know where a hotel is.
Speaker 1: Say to the cab driver, take me to a hotel,
Speaker 1: find a cab where, find a phone and call a
Speaker 1: cab someone's phone somewhere, however, I.
Speaker 2: Will say, so I would have to start.
Speaker 1: So if you approached me on a street in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, hi, after pacing, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: please go away, so you're not using my phone.
Speaker 2: Anyone I would approach would need to even if someone
Speaker 2: on the street, which there was no one, because I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: So this airbnb wasn't near like any restaurants or fast
Speaker 1: food or nothing.
Speaker 2: I think it was near a few that were already
Speaker 2: closed down ten pm, but it wasn't like near a
Speaker 2: strip of like bars or anything like that. And then
Speaker 2: if I did approach someone, I'm gonna need to get
Speaker 2: like a half an hour of their time probably to
Speaker 2: like solve this problem, right, yes, but then even.
Speaker 1: Still take me to a police station.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I would do.
Speaker 2: So I get to I have to pay for another hotel.
Speaker 2: I'm to pay for this airbnb, and then what wake
Speaker 2: up in the morning and the concierge or something helps
Speaker 2: me get to.
Speaker 1: The airport or take me to the police station. I'm
Speaker 1: fucked up and lost.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was also afraid, like I would be go
Speaker 2: viral for calling the police and be like I lost,
Speaker 2: That's not their problem they have real Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Seeing some of the people walk around there too, like
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was like it seemed like a
Speaker 2: dangerous part of Syracuse. I don't know, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: This was this is a I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so what did you do?
Speaker 2: So I just don't walking around up and down.
Speaker 1: Blocks not what I would have done.
Speaker 2: Looking for a bar that is not too loud that
Speaker 2: I could like sit down and maybe talk to the
Speaker 2: bartender and tell them to like help me. So I
Speaker 2: find this bar, I go in. I sit at the bar.
Speaker 2: This guy next to me, he he he sees the
Speaker 2: thing on them. He said, Oh, did you go to
Speaker 2: the show. I can't even like pay attention to him
Speaker 2: because I'm still like panicking. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a great show, and I like ignored him.
Speaker 2: He ends up being the sound designer for the entire
Speaker 2: Metallica tour. Yeah, he's like he's like lives in the
Speaker 2: village with his wife. He keeps asking me questions. He's
Speaker 2: in town because of like he's monitoring the new way
Speaker 2: they're doing speaker systems in the stadiums. He was worked
Speaker 2: for Ed Sheeran and other people. What I was like, Look,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't want to bury the headline
Speaker 2: because this is awesome and I want to talk to
Speaker 2: you for hours.
Speaker 1: I was like me, could I use.
Speaker 2: Your phone to like try to contact my friend? And
Speaker 2: so I messaged my friend who probably just got home
Speaker 2: to his airbnb.
Speaker 1: How did you message the friend through Instagram?
Speaker 2: I I remember the name of his Instagram.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like from this guy's.
Speaker 2: And worried that it would go to like his spam. Yeah,
Speaker 2: was like, yes, the relief I felt when he had
Speaker 2: an immediate read receipt and I was like, he's like,
Speaker 2: as he it in your car? He's like yes, and
Speaker 2: he was like, what barre you at I'll be there
Speaker 2: in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: So I was just in his car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then like the lows to highs of like
Speaker 2: like sadness or like fear to like thank god, this
Speaker 2: is solved. And now I'm sitting ast to this guy
Speaker 2: who designs like stadium shows, especially for like one of
Speaker 2: my favorite bands of all.
Speaker 1: Time, Like that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I sat down and talked to bought a bunch
Speaker 2: of beers, and my friend came and gave me the
Speaker 2: phone and problem was solved. But I feel like I
Speaker 2: have become machine. Yes I can't. I used to think
Speaker 2: I was gonna be able to get rid of my
Speaker 2: phone one day and like, get a dumb phone and
Speaker 2: be off. No, I love this thing. I need this
Speaker 2: thing in my life. I love this phone and we'll
Speaker 2: never get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Did you tell her nicely how much you loved her
Speaker 1: when you got her back?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, yes, but yeah, I just thought it was like wild, Now,
Speaker 2: how how how how much we need our phones without
Speaker 2: a doubt. I'm scared of that a little bit, Like
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Have any numbers memorized.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I forgot that. The one number besides my
Speaker 2: home phone number growing up is my best friend Larry's
Speaker 2: parents name is Larry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I left the phone in his car. He was there, so.
Speaker 1: So you DMed him instead of calling him?
Speaker 2: Well, I could have called his parents. I didn't even
Speaker 2: know if they had a land. It's his parents house. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's his childhood home, but he never long it lives in.
Speaker 2: But in theory, I could have called them to call
Speaker 2: him and solve the problem. But I didn't know that
Speaker 2: until I started getting less high.
Speaker 1: I guess again, Josh hi fascinating. I went to a
Speaker 1: Bill burshow with him once and he smoked, and like
Speaker 1: three days later he goes was I weird what I
Speaker 1: feel like, I'm just now coming down. You got me
Speaker 1: so fucking high.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am a very I am a lightweight.
Speaker 2: Casey Musker's in Nashville with my friends and we all
Speaker 2: did like some shrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was convinced I was the only one having a
Speaker 2: bad trip, and like the whole night was like, you
Speaker 2: got to tell me the truth. Like are you guys
Speaker 2: just like sitting me right now?
Speaker 1: And they're probably like, yes, yes we are.
Speaker 2: Was like, I can't it's visual. But like she clearly
Speaker 2: was like bored by my question.
Speaker 1: She's just texting on her phone ignoring it.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I am the only one.
Speaker 1: Okay, So another time, Diamond, you may have heard this story.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I actually ever told this on
Speaker 1: the air or notuts. So we all met up Brandon, Me,
Speaker 1: Josh and Hawaii and we had decided. So we went
Speaker 1: to this place that all the logos recommended called Magic
Speaker 1: Sands Beach, which was beautiful. When we got there, my
Speaker 1: sister and her husband, my brother in law, they had
Speaker 1: been there first and they're getting ready to leave because
Speaker 1: he had like hurt his foot on these rocks. There
Speaker 1: were crazy jagged like stabby rocks there they had to
Speaker 1: go back. Okay, cool, So Brandon and I decide we're
Speaker 1: gonna eat a bunch of mushrooms and just chill and
Speaker 1: play in the waves. Was that before you got there?
Speaker 1: After you got there? I think it was before. Yes,
Speaker 1: all the drama happened before Josh arrived. But we these
Speaker 1: mushrooms maybe twenty thirty minutes later. We are fucked up.
Speaker 1: So these massive waves, and those waves were humongous. They're Hawaii.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest waves ever we see. These waves were like,
Speaker 1: let's go play in them. We didn't really pay attention
Speaker 1: to the fact that numerous people had gotten hurt while
Speaker 1: we were there, because what they don't tell you about
Speaker 1: Sands Beach, and I'm pretty sure this is why the
Speaker 1: local send everybody there. The sand just disappears under your
Speaker 1: feet and you're on these slippery ass rocks and people
Speaker 1: were just falling, busting their asses left and right like
Speaker 1: it was treacherous, dangerous. We weren't paying attention, didn't really
Speaker 1: notice that despite the fact my brother in law did
Speaker 1: hurt himself and had to go back to the ship
Speaker 1: because he was bleeding. So brand and I Trippin. We're like,
Speaker 1: let's go play in the waves. So I have my phone,
Speaker 1: I put it on. I'm a little like the waterproof
Speaker 1: case thing that goes around your neck. We're in the water,
Speaker 1: had the time of our lives. I mean, we're getting
Speaker 1: smashed by these waves, knocked all around like it was.
Speaker 1: And when you're strimming and you do this, it was
Speaker 1: like being in a different realm of the universe. It
Speaker 1: was so fun. Finally we're like, all right, let's get out.
Speaker 1: We start to get out and I look over and
Speaker 1: I was like, am I must be really fucked up?
Speaker 1: Because there was like a half dead guy next to me,
Speaker 1: like floating, his head is bleeding, and he was like
Speaker 1: whow And I said, is this isn't real? Is this real?
Speaker 1: So I poked Brandon and I was like, hey, look
Speaker 1: this guy. I think he's and Brandon was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So he goes the man was real.
Speaker 1: He goes and grabs this dude and starts pulling him
Speaker 1: out of the water. And this shit turned into Baywatch.
Speaker 1: So Brandon's getting the guy out of the water. A
Speaker 1: lifeguard comes running down and I have my phone and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna record this. This is crazy.
Speaker 1: Lifeguard comes running down, ask Brandon, can you run up
Speaker 1: there and get the stretcher. So Brandon runs up there,
Speaker 1: comes running back down with the stretcher. I swear to god,
Speaker 1: all of it looked like Baywatch. They saved this man's life.
Speaker 1: They call an ambulance. The guy gets in the ambience
Speaker 1: and leaves. He had split his head open on one
Speaker 1: of these freaking rocks. It was crazy. I don't know
Speaker 1: how nobody saw it except me, Like that was the
Speaker 1: weirdest part of all of it, because the beach was crowded.
Speaker 1: They send him off in the ambulance, and I say
Speaker 1: to Brandon, I recorded that whole thing, and Brandon's like, seriously,
Speaker 1: let me see. We go to watch the video. I
Speaker 1: was so high. I recorded myself the entire time. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh you see it's my face and my
Speaker 1: head just going back and forth and back and and
Speaker 1: is still like you can hear all the commotion, but
Speaker 1: I recorded myself. Oh my god. Brandon was like, damn man,
Speaker 1: he was like the one video that I ever wanted,
Speaker 1: me saving someone's life and you just got you. And
Speaker 1: then Josh showed up. We had a great time you.
Speaker 1: You had quite a time in Hawaii, didn't you, Like,
Speaker 1: went on a tour by yourself to like the volcano
Speaker 1: park or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was great until the the tour guy
Speaker 2: turned a little political towards the end.
Speaker 1: Political annoy Josh didn't like.
Speaker 2: He said I was gonna get drafted and sent to Ukraine.
Speaker 1: What I was like, Sir, I'm.
Speaker 2: About to be forty and they're gonna need everybody they
Speaker 2: can get.
Speaker 1: Josh is like, so I'm stranded on a volcano with
Speaker 1: this man. And then the next day all of us
Speaker 1: went to a park with which was really beautiful and
Speaker 1: we played in a waterfall. It was a great time,
Speaker 1: which is why Diamond, you need to book your ticket
Speaker 1: asap to join us in London when we go. Josh
Speaker 1: Andrew myself. We're going first week of well, end of June,
Speaker 1: beginning of July, Mini.
Speaker 2: Off the Grid Excursions, Stonehenge.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is, but we know London.
Speaker 4: I love London.
Speaker 1: But did you say you don't know what Stonehenge is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Well technically don't none of don't none of us know what.
Speaker 1: It is, but you know what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Right right, but but we don't really know why it's there.
Speaker 1: It's like you've seen it. I'm gonna pull it up
Speaker 1: on my laptop right now and I'm gonna be oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've definitely seen that before. It's a formation of stones,
Speaker 1: like in the middle of a field and yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: a henge of stones. Yeah, it's one of the man
Speaker 1: made right Stonehenge. Everybody says that it's super overrated and
Speaker 1: that it's dumb to go, but like, if you're there, we.
Speaker 2: Add another element to the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So why don't you want to come to
Speaker 1: London with us?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I think I want to stay and get all this overtime. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about going to Chicago, Chicago and London. Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: I don't know, go to Wrigley Field.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually, I have the perfect weekend planet, I know.
Speaker 1: But you can spend a weekend in Chicago. We have
Speaker 1: like two plus weeks of vacation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I want to get go to Stonehenge and then get
Speaker 1: your overtime for like a week and then come to
Speaker 1: London with us and have a ball.
Speaker 4: It's going to be so fun.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, we'll see as long as everything we're going
Speaker 1: to be good.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, go to some Totoro.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, nope, nope no.
Speaker 1: Will you please explain what Totoro is to those.
Speaker 2: Like Disney or Japan's version of anime like the.
Speaker 1: Ai, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Well? Oh yes, maybe? Well I guess it's like they're
Speaker 2: of anime. It's like kind of like their Disney like
Speaker 2: it's a very child leaning, like.
Speaker 4: Why allow him to live this life about him?
Speaker 1: I am positive I told Josh he's going to.
Speaker 2: Get a sword on his wall soon.
Speaker 1: He is, he's going to get a samurai sor. But
Speaker 1: I also think that Andrew is just gonna like because
Speaker 1: he loves to like, fuck off to Japan whenever he can.
Speaker 1: I am convinced that he either has a side piece
Speaker 1: over there or he's going to come home one day
Speaker 1: and be like you all, I have taken a Japanese
Speaker 1: wife and he's just gonna be married and none of
Speaker 1: us are going to know what happened, but they will
Speaker 1: have bonded over Totoro.
Speaker 4: I believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it right now. This someone explained to
Speaker 1: me my neighbor Totoro. It's based on experienced situation and exploration,
Speaker 1: not conflict and threat. So it's cartoons without the.
Speaker 2: Edge, right right, right, right now. I've watched he's maybe
Speaker 2: watched one and I wasn't. I didn't really focus. I
Speaker 2: was a favor, but I feel like if I watched
Speaker 2: it again, it seemed cute.
Speaker 1: I don't know, cool. So while Andrew does that, we
Speaker 1: can all do fun stuff like what like anything else? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's London. You went. Did you have a good time
Speaker 1: when you were there?
Speaker 4: I loved it?
Speaker 1: Then what about you doing?
Speaker 4: Well, here's my thing. If I go to London or
Speaker 4: when I go back to London, I want to make
Speaker 4: sure that, like there's a Jets game coming up in October, uh,
Speaker 4: Primari League. I want to go to a game. Then
Speaker 4: I don't only just want to waste it, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean. It wouldn't be a waste if I
Speaker 4: was hanging out with you guys, but like, there's so
Speaker 4: much more we could do. Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: You're not helping.
Speaker 4: No, that's not happening. And the only thing that would
Speaker 4: make it worse is if Casey Musgraves is there too.
Speaker 1: Around shut your mouth right now, Yeah, Graves is amazing.
Speaker 1: We quick question, do you hate Casey Musgraves because of
Speaker 1: how much we love her?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I think she's great, Like.
Speaker 2: The one country artists with good politics you hate.
Speaker 4: No, I appreciate that part about her, but I'm just like, yes,
Speaker 4: trust me, I've heard it. You played it. I don't
Speaker 4: know how many times we were off the grid, and
Speaker 4: then Josh, you missed this part. They're fucking blasting Casey
Speaker 4: Musgraves to Glacier Park. In Glacier Park, and then they
Speaker 4: decided like, yeah, we'll throw her a bone. Let's listen
Speaker 4: to Beyonce and literally two songs, and Gandhi's like, do
Speaker 4: we really have you said something? And I was like,
Speaker 4: look this entire time, Oh my god, if I hear that,
Speaker 4: damn what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it? The Architects the best song. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a great.
Speaker 4: Now we get it.
Speaker 1: The Attacks might be one of the best songs of
Speaker 1: all time. It's amazing. We'll listen to the words. No,
Speaker 1: you were just hateful, because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, why don't we play it on country radio?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: No, why don't we play it on Yeah? Why fly?
Speaker 2: Josh?
Speaker 1: Casey Casey's great, Casey and Beyonce should have a collaboration.
Speaker 4: I heard that they were going to do something. I
Speaker 4: heard Beyonce reached out.
Speaker 1: To her though.
Speaker 4: I did love that.
Speaker 1: I hope that show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, whatever, we're in a rock era now going to
Speaker 4: rock Yeah, m hmm, what's the guy she's.
Speaker 2: Got to be coming up on rock? Call eligibility right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty five years, but that would be with Destiny's Child.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they're gonna do that, like what
Speaker 4: they would do?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about like things that need to change?
Speaker 1: I think twenty five years is a really long time
Speaker 1: to make people wait when they've had a massively like
Speaker 1: booming career to get into the Rock and Roll Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame, because then people die and they don't get
Speaker 1: to ever enjoy that. Like Amy Winehouse, I think she's amazing.
Speaker 1: She has to wait so long and then no one's
Speaker 1: even gonna care about her anymore. But the time comes around.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, I'm not a huge fan, but she should
Speaker 1: probably be eligible to be in there, like she's gonna
Speaker 1: be at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does feel like a legacy award that you
Speaker 2: should receive when you're a little bit older, Like, don't.
Speaker 1: I'm right, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What if you don't live to see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of more where I'm coming. Who's gonna die? Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who give me? Like? Who did? Who missed out
Speaker 2: because they're dead? Hold on in terms.
Speaker 4: Of like Michael Jackson, Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, as I feel like the ceremonies are
Speaker 2: like becoming weren't as prominent. Yeah, maybe like before tens.
Speaker 4: Maybe or like the fact that once you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like they're held in Cleveland, like most of
Speaker 2: the time, I don't know that because the Rock Hall
Speaker 2: is there. So it's like it's usually like once in Cleveland,
Speaker 2: once in New York, once in Cleveland, once in New York.
Speaker 2: So I went to the two thousand and nine induction ceremony.
Speaker 4: Wow, we gotta do it, got INDUCTI okay, all right,
Speaker 4: you see how you killed it for me.
Speaker 1: I can see that. So, first of all, I would
Speaker 1: like to point out the AI overview always being wrong.
Speaker 1: So I said, who didn't get into the Rock and
Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame until they were dead? And this
Speaker 1: says several musicians were not inducted into the Rock and
Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame until after their death, including Diana Ross.
Speaker 1: She is alive. Oh my god, she was inducted so large.
Speaker 2: A couple like to survive a couple of decades to
Speaker 2: like establish your proof of your relevance, Like if they're
Speaker 2: still talking about you after thirty years, then yeah, that's
Speaker 2: like more proof that you should be in it.
Speaker 1: But you don't think Beyonce has kind of established that
Speaker 1: she is going to be talked about for decades to come,
Speaker 1: like she she's changed the scope and escape of music.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure I agree.
Speaker 1: And Taylor, oh of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think both of them are like first first
Speaker 2: ballot Hall of Famers sit down.
Speaker 1: To it's just wait for it.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean if everyone else had to do it,
Speaker 2: you're one of those. Well again, it's like, yeah, I guess,
Speaker 2: I mean maybe, I don't know. I guess I'd be
Speaker 2: worried about the example of us letting someone in that
Speaker 2: was hot at the moment, but then like they didn't deserve.
Speaker 1: It, right. So I'm not saying like a Sabrina Carpenter. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying like Taylor Swift, who did pop onto
Speaker 1: the scene when she was thirty or she was sixteen,
Speaker 1: and now she's like thirty six maybe thirty seven decades,
Speaker 1: and she'll be around longer. And I think would be
Speaker 1: another one that's like has she been around? She's been
Speaker 1: around less time than Taylor has.
Speaker 2: She's probably another one where I'd be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you're definitely getting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. But there are people who are have
Speaker 1: not gotten in that. I'm stunned, have not gotten in
Speaker 1: Carrie Maria Carry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not in so and this was the second
Speaker 4: year that they snubbed her. Yeah what, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like top She's mount Rushmore pop diva right for sure,
Speaker 2: like hands down, without a doubt, Like doesn't she have
Speaker 2: like the most number one singles?
Speaker 4: If she doesn't anymore? I think she did at one point.
Speaker 1: Ria Carrey's not in. Ozzy Osborne's not in Mary j
Speaker 1: who was inducted as a member of Black Sabbath but
Speaker 1: not for his solo correct that they just did that.
Speaker 1: Maybe Hey, this is an AI overview, so everything I'm
Speaker 1: saying could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton, Yeah, she two years ago.
Speaker 1: Didn't she turn it down?
Speaker 2: She did, but then she was like then she accepted it,
Speaker 2: and then she wrote a whole rock album. Really and
Speaker 2: then her and Rob Halford from Judas Priest did a
Speaker 2: duet to end the ceremony.
Speaker 1: Josh is a music guy. He knows what Whitney Houston
Speaker 1: she's got to begin.
Speaker 4: Oh, she may have been one of the people who
Speaker 4: died before she could get in.
Speaker 1: See and she should definitely have been able to enjoy that.
Speaker 1: But what her.
Speaker 2: Addiction is not the rock calls fault.
Speaker 4: Oh hey, whoa. Well, now here's my question. Then, do
Speaker 4: you think Kanye deserves to be in Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh this is a tough one. Okay, So I have
Speaker 1: this this mean one.
Speaker 2: So I feel like, I don't know, like politics and
Speaker 2: rock and roll kind of go hand in hand, like
Speaker 2: that's part of like the genre. I feel like a
Speaker 2: legendary rock act half the time. And maybe he spoiled.
Speaker 1: Some of that with But then is the only politics
Speaker 1: you agree with that to get into the rock and
Speaker 1: roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 2: Well, I think like I think and progressive politics have
Speaker 2: been partners with each other forever, like going back to
Speaker 2: like the Vietnam era, and you know, like writing about
Speaker 2: like anti war stuff, and it's your kind of like
Speaker 2: iconoclast in that sense, it's part of the culture of rock.
Speaker 1: And roll right now, I don't know as much about
Speaker 1: it as you know. When I think about the Rock
Speaker 1: and Roll Hall of Fame or just music in general,
Speaker 1: I think about musical accomplishment. I think, So, there was
Speaker 1: a guy that I used to work with who, yes, what, well, punk.
Speaker 2: Rock was also like super political and uh, well, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, I don't either. This is this
Speaker 1: is a good discussion because this guy I used to
Speaker 1: work with was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: after numerous attempts. He missed out on a bunch, and
Speaker 1: to be completely fair, on his first attempt he probably
Speaker 1: should have gotten inducted, but because of the type of
Speaker 1: person he was, I have no doubt that that kept
Speaker 1: him out for a long time. However, if we're just
Speaker 1: looking at his career as far as radio went, he
Speaker 1: definitely deserved it. I mean, he was at the top
Speaker 1: of his game for a very long time and really
Speaker 1: good at what he did. And I will always say
Speaker 1: he was a dickhead, but he's one of the best
Speaker 1: interviewers that I had ever worked with, and just based
Speaker 1: on his accomplishment in radio, yeah, he should have been
Speaker 1: inducted into it. Now if you add in all the
Speaker 1: other stuff, do I like you as a person, Do
Speaker 1: I like your politics and all that? Kanye West shouldn't
Speaker 1: be inducted into anything ever, except for probably like a
Speaker 1: long term care facility. Aside from that, Like his music
Speaker 1: has been amazing and his contribution to the music scene
Speaker 1: was amazing. He's just a lunatic. And apparently now he's
Speaker 1: black Nazi, so it's like nobody likes.
Speaker 4: That he's exhausting.
Speaker 1: He is exhausted. I draw the line well before that,
Speaker 1: but that's definite. Oh yeah, like Nazi sympathizer. Also, no,
Speaker 1: there's so much.
Speaker 2: It's a very rock and roll to me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what's interesting about that. When I picture
Speaker 1: a lot of like death metal shows, I just assume
Speaker 1: that they are like swasakas there. It's probably wrong of
Speaker 1: me to assume that, but I just do.
Speaker 2: Like fascists and like hardcore music kind of go like
Speaker 2: hand in hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but I bet some of those people skinheads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that sort of thing Kanye has. We should have known.
Speaker 1: Blaxcell Skinhead.
Speaker 4: It's a banger, good workout song.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's on my workout list every day and Now
Speaker 1: I'm like, Kanye is a damn it.
Speaker 2: Did you see us? And now this weekend I did
Speaker 2: not Mike Myers bit. No, He's like remember how they
Speaker 2: like so like Myers is playing himself.
Speaker 1: In the doors, does not care about black people.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, well he's in the Mark Myers is in
Speaker 2: the elevator playing Mike Myers, and then I think it's
Speaker 2: Keenan gets in as Kanye and so they have this
Speaker 2: like a little bit.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good, Thank you for.
Speaker 2: He did not want to be in the elevator with them.
Speaker 2: He's hoping people kept on getting on and it was good.
Speaker 1: Okay, last question for you guys who celebrity wise would
Speaker 1: get onto an elevator that would cause you to get
Speaker 1: off the elevator?
Speaker 4: Oh easily? Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I feel like that's a no brainer. Okay,
Speaker 1: can anyone in his administration also? Yeah, kid Rock Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Think Trump is probably a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like that's that's a give me
Speaker 1: yeah hmm.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift, really wow? Why is that I don't feel
Speaker 4: safe around her as a black woman? Sorry, listen, I
Speaker 4: say this all the time, and this is a hill
Speaker 4: that I'm gonna die on. Okay, maybe I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 4: I really just don't. I don't like the way that
Speaker 4: she's allowed her fans to torment her boyfriend's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I can't get over it is something that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like it, and it just makes me feel
Speaker 4: like as good of a person as she as people
Speaker 4: think she is. I don't know if I could trust it.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's just something about it. I don't
Speaker 4: know what she could do differently, So maybe there is
Speaker 4: no fix, but it is something about it.
Speaker 1: So she came out and said, hey, I want you
Speaker 1: all to stop bullying Kayla Nicole. Would that change your maybe?
Speaker 1: But like it just never.
Speaker 4: Said anything nothing ever? And is there are like group
Speaker 4: mes and discords of people like put in this girl's
Speaker 4: family members addresses in there.
Speaker 1: It's what they've brought. What is this about? I don't
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 4: They I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Broken up long before Taylor and Travis got together, and
Speaker 1: Cat's never tried to go back and rekindle.
Speaker 4: No, no, And so that, like I don't know, is
Speaker 4: just the thought of like you know that your friend
Speaker 4: your fans are like or had the potential to make
Speaker 4: this person's life a living hell. It's just I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's something Okay, maybe even it's just an anti bullying post.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be about specifically, but like just
Speaker 4: to like turn your head the other way. I don't
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Kid Rock or Taylor Swift, Josh.
Speaker 2: I mean, did he probably what an answer?
Speaker 4: He won't be an elevator.
Speaker 2: The question goes against I think my personality because even
Speaker 2: if it's someone I didn't like the absurdity of the
Speaker 2: moment of me being on the elevator with them, I'd
Speaker 2: want to milk it for all it's worth.
Speaker 1: Kind of yeah, right, Josh, the celebrity get on, and
Speaker 1: Josh would just be.
Speaker 2: Like, like, this is very interesting right now. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: get off.
Speaker 1: So just the two of you, do you talk to
Speaker 1: said celebrity or no, he's in the elevator. You're in
Speaker 1: an elevator. Did he gets in the elevator?
Speaker 2: All those situations I've had with celebrities, I usually only
Speaker 2: think of what I would want to say after it happened,
Speaker 2: and I'm always like, damn, I would have asked that
Speaker 2: do you have that? With interviews?
Speaker 1: When people are in here constantly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should have asked that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A lot of times. There's also like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys can't really see it, but the
Speaker 1: way that interviews working here, Dimond, I think you can
Speaker 1: see it a little bit. There's so many voices and
Speaker 1: so many people and everyone just trying to like get
Speaker 1: a comment in or a question in that I just
Speaker 1: kind of sit back and I'll like raise my hand,
Speaker 1: and a lot of times no one's looking at me,
Speaker 1: So I just sit there and I'm like, but he
Speaker 1: know I have something to say. Yeah, And then the
Speaker 1: celebrity will leave and they walk out and they'll be like, damn,
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask blah blah blah. Everyone's like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you say something. I'm like, I tried. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to step all over everybody's toes when like, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever's going on and you're asking about whatever you're asking about.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I miss I miss out on a lot
Speaker 1: of questions.
Speaker 2: It was crazy at that Syracuse trip. Am I way
Speaker 2: to the airport the next day, so I was sitting
Speaker 2: waiting for a flight, Tim Meadows just.
Speaker 1: That's did you say Hi?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't, Oh, God, but I was also I
Speaker 2: googled it. I was like Tim Meadows, Syracuse, and he had
Speaker 2: a gig at some comedy club the night before, so
Speaker 2: it was like definitely him, and like I only confirmed
Speaker 2: it when I heard his voice, like that little list
Speaker 2: he's got, you know, like, uh.
Speaker 4: I like to Meadows Meadows.
Speaker 1: Okay, so yours would be Diddy, but you would stay
Speaker 1: on the elevator.
Speaker 2: You just wouldn't maybe not joy it, get off.
Speaker 1: There's not one celebrity you'd be like, I'm not comfortable
Speaker 1: being in this space with you.
Speaker 2: Well, Diddy for sure.
Speaker 4: Oh Kanye too.
Speaker 1: Kanye for sure.
Speaker 4: No clue what's gonna come out of his mouth anything that, like,
Speaker 4: you know, he might just have a ah.
Speaker 1: You know, he seems like someone who would hit, like
Speaker 1: like have an involuntary like ah, I don't know who
Speaker 1: you are and like try to like hit you or
Speaker 1: chokey or something. He seems like he's got a couple
Speaker 1: of voices in there that are not in agreement with
Speaker 1: what's happening. I think I would probably hop off the elevator.
Speaker 1: I know you guys are gonna think this is weird.
Speaker 1: Keeper Sutherland has always scared me. I'm sorry. It shouldn't
Speaker 1: be funny.
Speaker 4: Isn't that the guy from twenty four or something like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What, Yes, I saw a movie with him when
Speaker 1: I was really little, and I was way too young
Speaker 1: to have seen it where he is a rapist and
Speaker 1: he did such a good job of playing the rapists
Speaker 1: that that's just all I see him as for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. And then he's played a skinhead
Speaker 1: in like more than one movie where he was a
Speaker 1: Nazi and it just seems so convincing. And then he
Speaker 1: got like really hammered. He tackled that Christmas tree and
Speaker 1: he just scares me. Like, I would be very uncomfortable
Speaker 1: in an elevator with Keeper Sutherland. I know it's not reasonable,
Speaker 1: but next to Diddy and Kanye, it would be here
Speaker 1: For Sutherland. What it would be just saying, go watch
Speaker 1: a movie called I for an Eye and come back
Speaker 1: and tell me if you could be around him.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the.
Speaker 1: Movie I told you that they horribly remade with Ericamenna.
Speaker 4: Please with that woman, I'd probably get off of an
Speaker 4: elevator if she was on it.
Speaker 1: You guys will never be in the same place, thank god. Okay,
Speaker 1: So on that note, if people want to follow you
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Josh, or anywhere where would they find you?
Speaker 2: At Coaster Boy Josh?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you married to Coaster Boy forever now?
Speaker 1: Like you're just stuck like I'm stuck with baby Hot Sauce.
Speaker 2: No, I do look forward to deleting my Instagram one day.
Speaker 1: I thought you were balls deep in that phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe I never Willie, Yess. I'm married to
Speaker 2: it absolutely.
Speaker 1: Now that I think about it.
Speaker 2: Follow me please, it's my wife.
Speaker 1: At Coaster Boy, Josh. Do you have the blue check?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Well, now you know you can get it easily for
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars a month and it will serve you.
Speaker 2: I don't know why people how he got himself into
Speaker 2: this little circle of people acting like they're him with AI.
Speaker 1: I think if I know Scott, that at some point
Speaker 1: in his twisted little life, he went to a weird
Speaker 1: porn site, probably typed in information and paid like a
Speaker 1: dollar or two, oh god, and that is where all
Speaker 1: of his information was sold and harvested to like these
Speaker 1: farms out in like Eastern Europe that are doing this.
Speaker 2: Weird chat bait.
Speaker 1: Oh, he loves chatter bait. Yeah, Josh, that was good
Speaker 1: acting like you didn't know what it was that chat bait.
Speaker 2: Oh I see the advertisements. I promise you I've never
Speaker 2: used it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Scotty did something somewhere along line that, or maybe
Speaker 1: he just has like that you know, every guy every
Speaker 1: day face that could convince people like, I'm not so
Speaker 1: hot that you're not gonna believe it, but I'm also
Speaker 1: attractive enough that you're gonna be like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: lonely and I should send. I think Scotty's attracted dollars.
Speaker 1: I think people think Scotty's attracted.
Speaker 2: Rank the men in terms of attractiveness on the show
Speaker 2: where do I fall?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Wait? Based upon what like if I saw them without
Speaker 1: knowing them, knowing their personality.
Speaker 4: Scotty definitely number one if you didn't.
Speaker 1: Without knowing them, without knowing and just.
Speaker 4: See pictures of all the guys on the Yeah, everybody
Speaker 4: came down. Scotty has a little I don't know he
Speaker 4: Scotty is attractive to me, comes off as lesbian, so oh,
Speaker 4: maybe I don't know Scotty's cue.
Speaker 1: When he puts his glasses on, he looks like Brandon's
Speaker 1: aunt Jill. I think about that all the time.
Speaker 3: I do think.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's aged well, like he's like he's
Speaker 2: an attractive mid forties guy or whatever.
Speaker 4: Late late late forty to fifty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is a tough one.
Speaker 4: Josh, you would probably be number two.
Speaker 1: I think I picked Josh number one. Really yeah, working
Speaker 1: with a ship pile of people.
Speaker 4: Here, I think Nate with the man bun and the beard.
Speaker 4: Number forgot about Nate man. He had a man bun
Speaker 4: during COVID. It was very cute.
Speaker 1: It's like Lumberjack Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked it. I tell him that all the time.
Speaker 2: The Nate renaissance right now, I feel right, yeah, he's
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 1: He's having a renaissance, and I love that for him. Okay,
Speaker 1: but Nate, we'll have to talk about that on his own.
Speaker 2: Also, I can't believe you guys think Andrew's ugly. That's
Speaker 2: the headline I'm getting from this.
Speaker 4: I completely forgot about Andrew.
Speaker 1: I forgot about every guy on our show.
Speaker 4: He's not ugly. He's not, but I just don't know
Speaker 4: where i'd put him.
Speaker 2: Andrew's very cuddlable.
Speaker 1: I feel, oh yeah, I think all of us have
Speaker 1: at some point Yeah, he gives good hugs. Andrew's a
Speaker 1: good guy. We're gonna have to have him in here
Speaker 1: next week to redeem all the ship talk that happened
Speaker 1: about him when he wasn't here, and maybe at some
Speaker 1: point we have to get scary and he to defend himself,
Speaker 1: though I believe he wouldn't hear a word that was
Speaker 1: said to.
Speaker 4: Please please do this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dinid, where can they find you? At? Diamond sincere
Speaker 1: on Instagram? You're no longer on on the Twitter.
Speaker 4: I'm there, but nobody cares.
Speaker 1: Okay, same, I don't think I've actually tweeted in like years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and Twitter
Speaker 1: and threads, which is the dumpster fire of all dumpster fires.
Speaker 1: That place is terrible.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh my you what that place is?
Speaker 2: Just mean?
Speaker 1: It's mean for no reason. A lot of insults, a
Speaker 1: lot of insults. Now left Twitter and came to throat.
Speaker 4: Oh well great, what are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: Okay, say bye? Oh wait, like follow, subscribe, leave us
Speaker 1: a talk back. We have some really fun ones, including
Speaker 1: that our spin off show should be called double Dip.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, now we can say
Speaker 1: bye bye bye bye