WEBVTT - Did That Really Happen? 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.720 Saus on the side. What's up. It's gotta and we 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:09.800 have a lot of stuff to talk about today. Andrew, 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.560 who was supposed to be here per Josh's demand, because 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.240 Josh is gonna tell us something, he's not here. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:16.400 Don't hype it. Don't hype it. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:19.680 We've been HIPing it for like two weeks. 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.240 Because Josh Andrew can't show up. I just had a stroke. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:27.840 That's Scotty, by the way, Scotty's back, because we have 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:28.920 a lot to talk about with Scotty. 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:30.080 Andrew can't show up for something. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:31.880 I'm shocked, and Diamond is here. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:34.159 I told you he was going to say something like that. 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:34.440 Hi. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.400 I think Scott just took this opportunity to ship on Andrew. No, okay, 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:43.479 Andrew's working though, Okay, yeah he is. Why are you 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:44.720 in such a hurry to get out of here? Let's 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:45.760 talk about that, Scott. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:47.919 Why do you guys? 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.680 First of all, I feel like I'm already. I'm just 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:53.040 I'm here to get bombarded. That's what I was called 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.680 in here. Well, you guys are the treacherous trio because 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.600 there's three of you here. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.560 That's what you called Andrew, Diamond and I last time. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:01.360 So the doesn't matter shifts, It. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.880 Doesn't matter any one of you three because generally it's 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.280 just the three of you, the four. I don't have 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.440 an F word the four. You're not fabulous like the 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:13.240 Furious four or something like that. But why do I 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.000 have to get home? Well, because I leave my house 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.160 at four o'clock in the morning. Okay, Okay, I have 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.160 a dog that I can't leave home alone for hours 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.840 and hours and hours and hours. I have children that 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.720 I need to take care of things before they come. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.680 Kids are grown, adult, literate. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:30.080 Okay, I'm a single dad here. I have seventeen baskets 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.880 of laundry I've worked to do around the house, things 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.280 which just happen. I don't have a housekeeper. I can't 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.679 afford someone to come clean my house. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.120 You're not a single dad anymore. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.679 Yeah, I am a single dad. I'm not married, so 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:41.280 I'm single. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.480 Oh, but you do have I mean, I don't have anybody. 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.039 I'm not going to get into it. Okay, fine, I. 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:47.960 Don't have anybody else that lives in the house with 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.760 me other than my two children and my dog. So 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.280 I have a lot of things that I need to do. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.520 Sitter bro babysitter, the one of his children is the 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.080 a babysitter. I don't understand. 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.200 And then I also don't understand that your youngest child 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:02.320 is what thirteen fourteen? 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:03.080 Now fourteen? 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.800 They don't know how to wash their own damn clothes by. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.640 Now that's a failure as a father single time. 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.640 I'm the problem is just too far gone at this point. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:13.080 I can't now start. I say, listen, you guys got 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:13.919 to do your own stuff. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.800 No, she's going to college. They're making you a terrible 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.040 life partner for someone else. She's gonna like maybe date 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:21.640 some guy and be like, oh, old to my laundry. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:23.280 She knows how to do it, because you know, when 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.079 I don't do it and it gets really overflowed because 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:27.600 I get mad at her for something, I'm like, not 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.919 doing your laundry, and so she'll do it. She does 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.200 it herself. But it's going to be a root awakening 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.880 in college, because why would you do that. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.120 To her and have a root awakning in college instead 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.920 of just ease her into it now by making her 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:40.120 stand on her own two feet. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.040 Because I've just been doing it for so long. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.000 I don't know. You like doing it for them. 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.560 I hate doing laundry. Oh god, that's why there's seven 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.520 baskets in my room right now that need to be folded. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:50.200 This is insanity. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:51.519 Man, I'm not the only one. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:52.240 You're not. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.679 But also, as the kid who was spoiled, I tell 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.160 you this all the time. There are a lot of 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.800 things that Scotty does that my parents did with me. 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.680 And I'm like, please, you don't want them to be 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.480 shocked and like go a little bonkers in their head 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:07.840 when they actually have to start doing things for them. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.880 So she cleaned the whole kitchen yesterday spotless. Really like 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.680 they do things when they want to do things, when 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.639 they're told to do things, not so. 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.360 Much, but gonna have to do it anyway. 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.519 I know, I know who's. 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:22.079 Gonna tell her to do her laundry in college. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.840 No, she's gonna have stinky underwear. She's no choice, what 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.120 I mean. So, I mean case in point. So she 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.919 sets her alarm to go off every morning at six 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:31.520 twenty on the on the rare occasion that I'm home 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:33.800 during the week and she needs to go to school. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:37.640 It's literally littly, literally didly littly littly for like five minutes, 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:41.760 and then for twenty minutes, and I'm like, dude, you're 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.880 gonna have major problems in college. You need to wake up. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.600 I can't you skip a class. 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.560 And fail a lot of waste money? 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.360 Yeah, I understand. I mean I I hear a bird 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.920 tweet down the block and I'm out of bed at 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.000 two o'clock in the morning. Everything wakes me up. So 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.280 it's so shocking to me that you can go through 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.960 a nuclear raid, siren. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.240 I'm sleep well. Can't you also correct your mistakes with Cooper? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:05.640 Since she's like five years younger. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.160 I don't think I've made any mistakes. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:08.560 Oh my god. 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.480 I just mean, like, make her a little more independent now. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.040 So she's independent. She makes her own lunch, she's. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.360 Independent, but doesn't do her all laundry. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.000 No, I don't trust her with the washing machine, be 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.760 water everywhere. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.480 But you have to teach her so that she can 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.080 do it. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.599 I will. She's still too little for that. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.240 She's fourteen. That is not little, sir. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:28.640 I think it is. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:33.320 She literally has watched porn before, for sure. She's worn Yeah, 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.920 purpose maybe not in these days. 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:41.120 You're talking about what. Yeah, absolutely, fourteen year. 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.279 Old is still like an eight year old. So she 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.880 does none of that I that. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.160 You think that that's great. That's good. That's probably good 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.040 for your mental health. Yes, for everyone else is terrible. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:50.920 But this is where. Okay, so you have to get 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:51.560 a little. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:53.040 Buddy likes to hang out with me, So that's great. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.640 Yeah, I love to hang out with my dad. You 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:55.360 don't o't have sex. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.560 I love hanging out with Henry exactly, Saturday mornings on 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:00.599 the cow together. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.719 Yeah, like I don't know how those two things are separate. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:06.000 But like a sort of quirky man, are they going 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.920 to meet to marry in life? If you try to 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.880 find your father a little bit in your partner, they're 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.120 going to go as far away as human. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.479 They possible save them. 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:17.400 Now, they're fine, Okay, they're fine. They're great kids. 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.720 I know they are. Days. I'm just you don't have 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.240 to rush home to be with a fourteen year old. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.800 That's all I'm saying. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.040 First of all, I'm not rushing home. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:26.880 They don't sho you paced by this studio like six. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:28.040 Times I have things to do. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.960 You send me a text message said, hurry up. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:32.040 I'm not going to stick around wherever I have things. 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.359 Just try The longer I stay here, the more traffic 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:36.080 there is going home. You guys have no idea. I've 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:38.200 never coming along island. Yeah, because it's a pain in 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.560 the ass to get to and it's a pain, and 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.359 they asking me to go home to every day. And 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:43.200 the longer I stay here, the longer it takes me 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.119 to get home. I promise myself. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.440 I feel like we've heard. 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.440 I promised myself that I wasn't gonna get worked up. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.120 So when you're ask me something pleasant and like. 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:57.360 Okay, why did you hold your mouth and run through 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.000 the studio to the bathroom really quickly earlier with your 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.560 butt out? 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.440 Oh, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:07.200 That's disgusting. Why would you even admit that? 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.559 Does he asked me, did you see it happen? Yeah? 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.200 It was the three of us sitting in there right. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.640 All I heard was a really loud burp that sounded 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.640 like maybe there was something in it. And he ran 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:22.320 sprinting out of the studio, just like chicken, stop stop. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.279 See this is where you take it too far. When 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.520 you start talking about the taste. 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:27.760 You're having some indigestion right now. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:30.839 No, I feel fine now, it's just a lemonade. So 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:32.599 every once in a while I got it. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:34.800 It's not just a lemonade because you're burping up last 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:35.360 night's meal. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.520 Yeah no, that was prior to lemonade gives you. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:41.200 I love lemon and lemonade, but I'm not allergic. It's 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.400 just it always my entire life. It gives me flem 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:44.000 but I still dream. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:45.719 Isn't that a little bit of an allergy. Your body's 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:48.560 creating news because it doesn't like what's coming down the little. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.719 Shoot there, not dying from it. I'm just met allergic to. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.400 Die from all allergies. Scottie, I don't know. 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.400 It's just a it's just a brief, briefly uncomfortable. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:00.240 We brought you here for multiple reasons. Okay, oh god 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:06.839 you got verified. Yeah, it's about down time. Yeah, Scotty 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:11.040 means nothing. I know we told you that. I'm telling 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:11.280 you that. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.920 It literally means nothing because yea, I have since complained 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.560 to Instagram because it was not Shank one forty seven 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:21.360 using my picture, and I'm like, I've reported it as 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.040 pretending to be me. Sorry, it doesn't go against our 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.680 community standards, and then I try to contact someone four 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:28.960 hour wait and then if you're not right on your 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.120 instant message while a direct message. When they get back 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.120 to you, they blow you off and you're done, and 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.160 you got to wait another four hours. So it really 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.160 has done absolutely nothing except now cost me fifteen dollars 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:39.440 a month. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.040 It's fifteen dollars a month to verify fifteen? Are you 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.320 going to charge you back to the company? 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:44.520 How can I? 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:45.600 I think you could write that off? 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.320 Really, I don't know. 0:07:47.360 --> 0:07:48.320 What's about like it. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.240 What's the difference between a write off and a reimbursement? 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:51.080 Right off? As taxes? 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.320 I think you can turn that in submit it as 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:58.480 an expense to our department. Oh digital, all right, I'll ask. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:00.920 I think you should just do ituntil somebody stops you. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.360 But I have to put in an expense, report it 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:04.200 and say what it is. 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:08.160 Yeah, just put it on. Somebody will never mind, and. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:09.840 Then you'll explain it when someone comes as as what 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.800 the fuck is this? And then you say, well, this 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.360 is because I've tried to go through the right channels 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.240 repeatedly and doesn't work. And then you'll see if it 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.160 happens that's interesting. 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.560 I should do that, yes, and if all else fails, 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.800 just say Elvis told you to do it. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:24.080 Love that. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:26.320 But the other reason we brought you here is because 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:29.520 we got a couple of talkbacks that are very disturbing 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.440 that I think we should address. 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:32.640 Back to this podcast. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.600 Yes, to this podcast. Do you guys do talkbacks on 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.280 the serial Killers podcast? 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.679 It it's embarrassing. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:38.840 What do you mean you didn't know you had it? 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:39.760 Andrew definitely knows you. 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:43.920 Yeah, he's the guy. He's the guy that does all 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.080 the stuff. I just record it and send it. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:48.720 Oh so you say Andrew is the workhorse behind the 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.560 serial Killers podcast. Wow, we have that record. No, I 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.880 did not say that that Andrew is the guy that 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:54.280 does all this. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:59.440 Stuff, the stuff that stuff. First of all, there would 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:00.640 be no podcas cast without me. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:01.360 He doesn't. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.880 He doesn't. First of all, he doesn't know what he 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.840 doesn't know what cereals we've done. He doesn't know I've 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.040 bought all of those. He's never h you wrought one 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:10.599 cereal back from Japan one day and thought it was 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:14.120 all cool. I mean, twelve hundred serials. I probably bought 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.160 a thousand of them. Okay, you know what I'm saying. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:18.960 I get. I understand. It's a team effort. This is 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.080 a team here, a team. He has a great team. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.040 But you know, yeah, can I ask you. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.480 An infamous Serial Killers story. 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:27.080 Of course. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.440 So there was supposedly an offer to do a live 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.280 podcast that Caroline's on Broadway. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:33.880 That's correct. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:37.400 Wow, and your nerves killed it from happening. 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:40.520 Yeah, yeah, yes. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.160 You have a chance to literally be like on Broadway. 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:43.880 That's correct. 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.760 And you said the podcast. Here's the thing, damn it, Scuddy. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:52.760 Here the thing is, it's open to anybody. And I 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:56.640 did not like the fact that Bobby, Sue and James 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.040 are walking down the street in Times Square and like, oh, 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.760 look at that. Let's go to a comedy show. It's 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.800 only twelve bucks and they go and there's two idiots 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.840 eating cereal, and I don't want to upset Bobby Sue 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.800 and James and them walk out and boo and whatever. Like, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.120 it's one thing. If it was shut up, it's one thing. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.560 If it was only open, it's one thing. If it 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.160 was only open to podcast listeners, Like, if we could 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:18.320 have made it so only our. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:19.520 Listeners, you could have made it that way. 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:21.200 No, that's not the way that they can figured it. 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.720 I saw the whole thing. Well, you can buy tickets 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:24.120 at the door. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.240 Everything, Scott, Everything, everything somebody says to you is really 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.360 like a starting point. It's a negotiation. So they say, hey, 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.240 here's how we want to do it, and then you say, 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:34.280 I don't like it that way. I would rather do 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.559 it this way. And most of the time people say, okay, cools, 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:37.040 do it that way. 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:41.320 The place it's Andrew that I'm dealing with. It's you know, 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:42.560 he's the one that sets off. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:44.480 To do it. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.520 Yes, he's all on board. He told us repeatedly, you 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.000 were a bottleneck. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.040 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yes, he wants to do it. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.679 I don't want to do it because there's gonna be 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.959 people there that are unfamiliar with us, and I don't 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.839 want to have to perform for them and try to 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.360 get them. I'll be sweating the whole time. Ah, I 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:00.520 can't form. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:01.720 What do you think you're doing there? 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.600 No, I don't mean it like that. Cereal put on 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.600 a show for people that don't know who we are 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:07.840 what we do. I don't like that. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:12.400 That's I think that happens with our radio show every morning. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.760 So he turned it on. Who are these clowns? We 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.559 keep doing our dance and we move on with our life. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.079 Look, I'm not the guy that likes to sit in 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.920 front of a big crowd of people and entertain them. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.199 Never have been. I can go on a microphone or 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:23.600 such a clown. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.680 This is why I go on. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.480 A microphone or Team mobilest Hey have a body, buy 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:28.440 one foot, get on free spin the wheel, a little 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.680 T shirt that I can do. But I can't sit 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.679 and I have to put on a show for an 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.720 hour in front of a big crowd of people. Can't 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:37.000 do it too much pressure. Sweating man running by us this. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.199 Morning with a burp in your mouth was pretty performative. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:40.480 Love you guys and your. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.880 Butt sticking out, it was I wish somebody had them on. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.120 Your back was arched like you were like ready to 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:46.319 take it. 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:50.080 Yeah. Yeah, but you know, I'm just I'm not I'm 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:50.920 not a performer. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.079 Not Okay, that's fine. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.320 When you get scared, you do like a summersault. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.800 Scott, You're gonna make me rich one day because we've 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.280 scared you so many times. When finally we put together 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:04.920 the compilation, Oh my god, we're gonna make so much money. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.439 Yeah, but I need to be a part of that. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.120 You were we scared you, right, Yeah. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.920 I need a third or a quarter or whatever whoever 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:11.360 is in on it. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:15.559 I don't know about all that. Aute. Take me to 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.200 the People's Court. I've watched way more of it than 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:20.640 you have. I'm ready, buddy, I'm ready. No, it's my content. 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:21.959 I created it. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:23.840 But you don't. You don't even know who Rusty is? 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.440 Rusty? Who is Rusty? 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.520 He's the old bailiff. Matter Scott, because you said you 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.040 watched way more people Court than I have at. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:36.360 Your current day. Current day doesn't matter everything, Diamond. This 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.920 is why I'm so disturbed by these talkbacks eighties. Do 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.880 you have them? Yes? So last week on the show, 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.480 we were talking about something and in some capacity it 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:48.480 came up that you and I have hooked up. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.319 Oh yeah, remember that. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.800 I don't Actually I was black out. If anything happened, 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:55.600 it's right up, Scotty Sally. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:56.839 So so. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.600 Would you guys, would Scott night hood up? 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:00.839 Yeah? 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:01.920 You guys just like met in the bar. 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:05.120 First of all, we would never be at the same bar. 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:06.960 That's correct. Don't think I don't go to bars, have kids. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:12.719 Scot would be in a country bar and like it 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:13.800 just got scary in here. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.120 He grew up on a potato farm. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.920 I did grew up on a potato farmer. Yes, I did. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.680 I grew up on Long Island, right, there was. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.600 A huge There was acres and acres of potato fields 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:26.000 right behind my house. We went and took potatoes. That's 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:26.559 on a farm. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:27.560 So it wasn't your farm. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:29.760 First of all, it wasn't your property, and we were 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.640 allowed on it. They told us we could take the extras. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:35.120 Okay, I was a farmer a little suburban house probably, right. 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.480 Yeah, So so you grew up farm adjacent that's correct. Okay, 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:44.000 that's not on a farm, Scott, it is on Are 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:44.960 these talkbacks there? 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.959 Yeah? But can we we really need to talk about 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:50.719 the fact that he is just complete. He's like a Kardashian. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:51.120 I gotta go. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.800 He has changed his entire personality based off of who 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.080 he's dating at the time, and it is so insane 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:01.360 to watch now all of we've known him for how 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.080 many years? Never in my life have I heard anything 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.000 about a damn farm. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:06.600 Country music? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.160 Oh, I think the country music has been three years already. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:10.920 That's nothing to do with you. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:12.080 Three years. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:16.679 Oh that's Nate. I'm in trouble now. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:17.160 I gotta go. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.680 Okay, can you play the talk back? 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:30.520 Okay? 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:33.320 So I just kept done listening to the episode where 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.280 Scottie came in and ranted and. 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:41.480 Hell, Kandi and Scott slept together. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:47.120 I can see the similarities in their personality. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.240 But what. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.000 I don't even care that she thinks we slept together. 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:54.920 I care that she said we have similar person that. 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:58.520 We slept together in the same hotel one time. What 0:14:58.480 --> 0:14:59.720 we were in the same hotel? 0:15:00.360 --> 0:15:01.920 Oh, like you had a room and I had a room. 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:02.720 Of course. 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.360 Please, that's about it. As close as we've ever gotten. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.720 We've been, we've been, we've been. We've been accused of sex, yes, 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:10.400 but it's never. 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.240 Happened, right, So that's more of where this came from. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.760 Scott drops these little like inside joke lines, but then 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.040 he never lets anyone on the inside, so it seems 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.880 like this has actually happened. And I don't think we 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.200 can go into why it's an inside jokeer we're allowed 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:22.960 to say that now. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:30.200 I don't think so there's thought that was piping hot tea. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.000 It really pissed me off for a long amount of time. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.800 I'm over it now I'm not. But you're not so stupid. 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.040 It was so stupid. But someday when Scott feels like 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:41.920 talking about it, because it's it's your story to tell. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.240 I'm not gonna even though it totally involved me, and 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:48.240