Speaker 1: So I thought it was Katar and my friend just
Speaker 1: told me that she was corrected and that it's catter
Speaker 1: like if you're from there, or it's cutter cutter, I
Speaker 1: don't know, And like then it brings me to like
Speaker 1: Abitha and Barcelona, like I don't think I need to
Speaker 1: go there or say it because of these like Marigotti,
Speaker 1: which is Manicotti, which neither is good, Like I'd rather
Speaker 1: Why is moist a bad word? When Barthelona and Marigotti
Speaker 1: or Manicotti, Like, there's no way that moist is the
Speaker 1: worst word. I feel like we're giving it the worst
Speaker 1: rap when like words are really irritating and a turnoff,
Speaker 1: and the pretentiousness I speak French je abite a momat
Speaker 1: I turn myself off because it's like sounds pretentious and
Speaker 1: it's weird, and I just don't want to say a
Speaker 1: lot of these words, so I avoid them. But like
Speaker 1: who the f and like it used to be when
Speaker 1: we were growing up, it was Ralph Laurent. It's Ralph Lauren. Porsche,
Speaker 1: It's Porsche, Porsche. Wait, Porsche, Porsche. It's Porsche. I forgot,
Speaker 1: wait what is it? It's it's a Porsche or it's
Speaker 1: a Porsche. I forgot. I literally forgot Capri. My best
Speaker 1: friend she's literally speaks French and Spanish and she's like,
Speaker 1: I say Capria. I'm like, wait, what you're like culture?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you say Capri? It's Capri? But
Speaker 1: maybe I'm an asshole. I don't know what the words are.
Speaker 1: Like now, I'm so confused. I know it's Ralph Lauren,
Speaker 1: but who gives a shit? It's so pretentious Protec it's
Speaker 1: Patech is it? People say Paddock, but it's Patec Phelipe.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm confused, and I don't like any of it, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Other random rant Chris
Speaker 1: Jenner got a blinged out Martini set for her car,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious because you're not drinking in the car,
Speaker 1: but she's not driving. She's probably being driven and I
Speaker 1: love it. She doesn't give a shit. I just want
Speaker 1: to say that overall, the Kardashians have landed. They are
Speaker 1: finally where they need to be. It is so obvious
Speaker 1: that they are not clamoring and thirsty and desperate and
Speaker 1: needing to flex and show off. And I really believe
Speaker 1: that I was part of that, like they'll show something expensive,
Speaker 1: but it's giving rich bitch versus like giving bragging. And
Speaker 1: I did a whole rant on this very podcast saying
Speaker 1: like they need an intervention, and I know that it
Speaker 1: got to them because I know many things that have
Speaker 1: gotten to them, just like I know that my Megan
Speaker 1: Markle posts obviously got to her, because I know that.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one day about Ellen DeGeneres reaching out
Speaker 1: to me about the Megan Markele posts because she had
Speaker 1: reached out to them, or they spoke about it, like
Speaker 1: people see the posts. So I know that years ago
Speaker 1: I said that the Kardashians need a quens and we
Speaker 1: need an intervention. I'm going to tell you that it happened.
Speaker 1: Like each and every one of them are secure in
Speaker 1: their own spot in society, comfortable in their own success.
Speaker 1: And I think that Chris Jenner, posting about her blinged
Speaker 1: out Martini set, which has cigarettes and a lighter in
Speaker 1: a cigarette case and a blinged out lighter, says she's
Speaker 1: not pandering if she has a cigarette. Once in a while,
Speaker 1: she has a cigarette, she'd apologize. If she's not pandering,
Speaker 1: she probably doesn't love it. She knows it's quote unquote
Speaker 1: bad so is using hairspray and red dye and candy.
Speaker 1: And I'm not promoting smoking, but I'm saying that this
Speaker 1: woman is at a place where she's saying, Hi, I
Speaker 1: don't get two shits what you think.
Speaker 2: This is where I am. This is what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I don't need to prove anything to you. I am wealthy,
Speaker 1: I am successful, I am smart, I am beautiful, asked
Speaker 1: and answered. So I'm no longer bragging, flexing, I'm no
Speaker 1: longer needing anyone's approval.
Speaker 2: And I made it.
Speaker 1: And every single Kardashian or Jenner is there now like
Speaker 1: they're just there, like we're here, we did it. We know,
Speaker 1: we know who we are. Our feet are glued to
Speaker 1: the goddamn ground. Kim is in a new Hulu show
Speaker 1: and she's like, Hi, I'm a boss, bitch. Act will
Speaker 1: Is she actually a lawyer? I don't know she went
Speaker 1: to law school. I think she took the bar. But
Speaker 1: she's a lawyer. And she also plays one on TV
Speaker 1: in a Ryan Murphy show. The Outfits landed, the language landed,
Speaker 1: the role has landed. I think she did American horror story.
Speaker 1: She wants to be an actress. She gets to be
Speaker 1: an actress. She gets to do whatever she wants because
Speaker 1: she who makes the gold, makes the rules. And she's
Speaker 1: definitely proven herself in many spaces. And one dumb dumb
Speaker 1: in the comments was like, yes, stay in your own lane.
Speaker 1: I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's in every lane. Okay,
Speaker 1: she gets to be in any lane she wants because
Speaker 1: she paved the highway so people can get mad at her.
Speaker 1: And I have in the past shared my criticism and
Speaker 1: my comments because as everyone knows, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: But I tried the Lemmy gummies. I tried the cloud popcorn.
Speaker 1: I tried the Courtney Grumble cookie. I'm entering my Kardashian era.
Speaker 2: How's that. I tried the skim socks. They're wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm entering my Kardashian era because there's something about where
Speaker 1: they have landed in what they are doing that is
Speaker 1: hit different. And all of you know that what I'm
Speaker 1: saying makes sense, Like there's a lack of desperation, a
Speaker 1: lack of bragging. They're not bragging like they are rich.
Speaker 1: They are wealthy. They no longer need to like flex
Speaker 1: it and brag it and rub your noses in it.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. Watch, don't watch. They don't
Speaker 1: really give a shit because they've made it. They've got
Speaker 1: their money, they've got their planes, they've got their Cashmere
Speaker 1: lined planes, they've got their brands which are doing well.
Speaker 1: And I actually not actually I liked the popcorn. I'd
Speaker 1: mentioned what the calories were and that and how it
Speaker 1: compares to other snacks because it's not low calorie. But
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the cheese flavor popcorn. I also understood that
Speaker 1: they all have proteins, so the regular salt ones gonna
Speaker 1: be a little chalky because you got to get the
Speaker 1: protein in. I believe on that night that the lemmy
Speaker 1: I did sleep well because of it.
Speaker 2: I can't know.
Speaker 1: I did not take the vagina gummies. I don't actually know,
Speaker 1: but on that particular night, I thought like, Okay, these
Speaker 1: may just work. Not an expert, not positive, but these
Speaker 1: may just work. And so yeah, I'm entering my Kardashian era.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Matt Gala. I think I have a better
Speaker 1: relationship with it. I don't watch every inch of it,
Speaker 1: by any stretching, I don't watch any of it I watch.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's not a show, but I
Speaker 1: watched TikTok clips come through of what people wore, and
Speaker 1: I admire the theatrics of it, and like the effort
Speaker 1: and the performance art of it. I admire the performance
Speaker 1: art of it, and when people go there and half
Speaker 1: bake it, I also think they kind of deserve to
Speaker 1: be roasted. You wear like a little black dress, like
Speaker 1: it's like what we what do we fucking? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? Like where Levi's in a tech top, then
Speaker 1: like what what are we doing? And I also think
Speaker 1: the scale is really important because some things I could
Speaker 1: imagine an outfit that like you put on and you
Speaker 1: think it's landing, but then you get there and the
Speaker 1: scale is so much bigger, and people are doing such gigantic,
Speaker 1: dramatic things. And then also those can look clown like
Speaker 1: in gimmicking, like Kim Rodashian's outfit is an example. She
Speaker 1: looked sexy and hot, but when it first came out,
Speaker 1: I thought she looked like some version of like Paula
Speaker 1: Abdul or Janet Jackson. And I felt the same way
Speaker 1: about Jlo's look last year with that swed outfit in
Speaker 1: the hat, but like as it like melts into me.
Speaker 1: I start to like it because I'm looking at like
Speaker 1: the up close like crop leather, and like the dip
Speaker 1: in the back, and.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I feel like some of them
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: But then I it's like a song that you first
Speaker 1: heard and you didn't like, but and like you hear
Speaker 1: it a couple of times and you like it. I
Speaker 1: just used to think that I wouldn't want to go,
Speaker 1: you know, like but not like not as a hater.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, like I would want to go.
Speaker 1: I've said this before, just for the creativity, Like I like,
Speaker 1: what's the theme? How do we thread it to the theme?
Speaker 1: And like what could I wear to really illustrate it
Speaker 1: and like have fun performing it? Like I would enjoy that.
Speaker 1: I would not need to go to the event. I
Speaker 1: don't love or care about celebrities. I appreciate the art form.
Speaker 1: And I also understand why Anna Wintour excommunicated Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: whether you voted for him or not, whether you're a
Speaker 1: Trump fan or not, because I do still think that
Speaker 1: she preserves the art form of what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Last year, all the influencers they got taken off this
Speaker 1: year because I think that that was basically not preserving it.
Speaker 1: I think she felt like you would ruin it in
Speaker 1: some way, and I think she's right. But I can't
Speaker 1: articulate why, because it can't be about the blatant marketing
Speaker 1: and it because that's who he is. It's about the
Speaker 1: art form. It's about the commercialization of the art form.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but there are a lot of brands
Speaker 1: there that pay and that advertising Vogue and I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's all very interesting. It's an interesting thing, like the
Speaker 1: business and the creativity and the art form of the macala.
Speaker 1: I'm more interested. I'm not interested into it, but I'm
Speaker 1: more intrigued by it. I want you to know a
Speaker 1: couple of things about dating. Men are as insecure as women.
Speaker 1: You need to say this to yourself ten times. You
Speaker 1: need to believe it. Okay, men are as insecure as women.
Speaker 1: But because we've lived in a society where it's a
Speaker 1: man's world, men got paid more, Men were able to
Speaker 1: just like you know, talk about your breasts at work.
Speaker 1: Men can grab you on the ass. Men run the show.
Speaker 1: He who makes the gold makes the rules. Men work,
Speaker 1: women stay home. I mean all of these things. You
Speaker 1: cannot unbraid a century worth of dynamics in a decade.
Speaker 1: So women are making money, women are strong, women are equal,
Speaker 1: women are all these things. We no matter how rich, attractive,
Speaker 1: or successful we are, we don't think we're equal because
Speaker 1: the men run the program. And I will prove it
Speaker 1: because when you listen to young women on social media.
Speaker 2: He left me a.
Speaker 1: Flower or like the littlest crumb we He just texted me,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, send to your five girlfriends so they
Speaker 1: can all squeal like the basic bottom of the barrel crumbs.
Speaker 1: And I'm as guilty as anyone else. And I'm a
Speaker 1: fucking bad bitch who could get anyone that I want
Speaker 1: within reason. Honestly, I do pretty good and I do
Speaker 1: it too. Like it's like he's a prize. I'll say
Speaker 1: he's a prize that my friends are like, you're you're
Speaker 1: a prize. Were talking about you're pretty unique, Bethany, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, but but we are programmed to like give,
Speaker 1: like we want to give them a cookie for doing
Speaker 1: the bare minimum. Men get away with doing the bare
Speaker 1: minimum to get credit. And I have I've totally shifted
Speaker 1: this thing on its ass. But I'm also we also
Speaker 1: go with it. It's like fuck him, I'm not responding,
Speaker 1: or like we all take these crumbs and think they
Speaker 1: mean something. I had a guy that I was dating
Speaker 1: that was looking at a house and when we got there,
Speaker 1: he was like asking me everything about it as it
Speaker 1: pertained to me, and I was like, wait, it feels
Speaker 1: like you're looking at this house for us. And we
Speaker 1: had slept together and we liked each other and we
Speaker 1: were getting serious. We weren't engaged, we hadn't said I
Speaker 1: love you, but we were getting serious and he was
Speaker 1: like yeah. And to me it was like later when
Speaker 1: it didn't work out, you wanted to be like wait,
Speaker 1: but we looked at a house, like or wait, but
Speaker 1: he said that you know, we were going to look
Speaker 1: at houses together, or that we're going to name our
Speaker 1: kids this or whatever. These are fantasies. Like doesn't mean
Speaker 1: they won't one day come true. It doesn't mean they're
Speaker 1: not ideas and concepts. But because a man, when he's
Speaker 1: drinking and his dick is hard at two in the morning, says,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that would be amazing. I'd loved I
Speaker 1: want to live there too. Maybe we'll live there one day.
Speaker 1: Or that would be great when I come to see
Speaker 1: you at this time, or when I make you breakfast.
Speaker 1: All of these things they're fun at night, okay. So
Speaker 1: is taking your tits off at Marty Gras okay and
Speaker 1: having beads on it, But doesn't mean it represents the truth.
Speaker 1: So you being with someone at two o'clock in the
Speaker 1: morning and them saying all the things to make your
Speaker 1: hopes and dreams come true, that you're gonna tell at
Speaker 1: nine in the morning tomorrow before it's seven o'clock at
Speaker 1: night and the guy still hasn't texted you back, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be all fucking confused because he told you
Speaker 1: that the world was square and you believed it. So
Speaker 1: just know that these things can be They can say
Speaker 1: these things, and they can mean them, but it doesn't
Speaker 1: have to mean that it's all gonna happen and that
Speaker 1: they owe you anything and that they're.
Speaker 2: Gonna call you okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So let's put that to the side about us making
Speaker 1: them make the rules, et cetera. Let's layer that with
Speaker 1: their as insecure as we are. So I've had so
Speaker 1: many men that are more insecure in their fifties and
Speaker 1: their forties by the way, because they've all been married,
Speaker 1: they're divorced.
Speaker 2: They don't know what the fuck to do. They're flailing octupi.
Speaker 1: So they are like, they don't know how to text,
Speaker 1: they don't know how to walk. They're in diaper with
Speaker 1: a pacifier. Okay, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 1: So you think they're grown ass man. They run major businesses.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, walking upright, Like they know how
Speaker 1: to text like normal people. They don't know how to
Speaker 1: text like normal people. They have a Beta max. Okay,
Speaker 1: they have the first computer ever invented. Their cell phone
Speaker 1: is the size of a lunchbox. So they text you
Speaker 1: it's some bizarre inopportunity time with one sentence. And then
Speaker 1: you are doing what we do because all the game
Speaker 1: player people told us to do this, and you're just
Speaker 1: texting back one sentence back or two sentences.
Speaker 2: Try this because I tried it.
Speaker 1: How about when you text back something that's like added on,
Speaker 1: Like you text like, how's your day going, and then
Speaker 1: you send the pictures of Oh, then they come in
Speaker 1: with four pictures of themselves and then they heart your
Speaker 1: day going things, And now you're in a dialogue because
Speaker 1: they're insecure too. They're scared you don't like them, so
Speaker 1: they just sent you a sentence and you're trying to
Speaker 1: think like the man makes the rules and he's the
Speaker 1: one who runs the show, so you're texting back let
Speaker 1: me shell him or you know he But but don't
Speaker 1: be double texting like a desperado. And if you do
Speaker 1: this thing presuming that manner as insecure as you are,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't work, they still don't respond, or they
Speaker 1: still keep acting in the way they felt a little
Speaker 1: like they're fucking weird. Yeah, you don't double down. Try
Speaker 1: woods put it out there. Just put the little thing
Speaker 1: you're not, like, Hi, what are you wearing? Here's a
Speaker 1: picture of me with my pants off, just a cute,
Speaker 1: little feminine, flirty thing to say, Hi, I'm here and
Speaker 1: I'm doing a little extra, Like someone sent me a
Speaker 1: picture and I was like, wholl I'm here for that,
Speaker 1: you know, like a little something. If they don't bite,
Speaker 1: they don't bite, they're not a shock. Get them out
Speaker 1: of there. But if they bite, they take a little nibble,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Then they know it's safe. It's safe. Just
Speaker 1: know they're as insecure as you are, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean because they said things to you because you had
Speaker 1: a great time, it doesn't mean they like you, they
Speaker 1: are in love you, they're gonna marry you. It means
Speaker 1: you had a nice evening and it was something to
Speaker 1: do in the moment. Just like you could bang a
Speaker 1: young bartender doesn't mean you're marrying a young bartender.
Speaker 2: But it was fun last night.
Speaker 1: Just because you told me as org justize and you
Speaker 1: want a kid to have green eyes doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: getting married and having babies.