Speaker 1: Second day, We've got an email from a guy who
Speaker 1: says this might be the most horrifying thing to ever
Speaker 1: happen on a first date. That's intense. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: big promise to make for one of these. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. Did he accidentally go to a boy band
Speaker 1: concert or did his vanilla latte have soy milk instead
Speaker 1: of almond milk. No. I could only imagine if that
Speaker 1: happened to me and take me years to get over
Speaker 1: it and be open to dating again. Yeah, but makes sense.
Speaker 1: We'll see what it is with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: named Andrew. How you doing, Andrew? I'm doing all right.
Speaker 1: I'm really grateful that you guys are so willing to
Speaker 1: help me. Okay, it sounds like you're working against Destiny
Speaker 1: right now. Possibly I'm open to you telling me the truth. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: what's the name of the woman that you want to
Speaker 1: call today? Is her name Destiny? Caroline? Caroline Close? Three
Speaker 1: very blows? How did you meet her? How did you
Speaker 1: meet Caroline? We met at a barbecue through mutual friends.
Speaker 1: We were hanging out as a nice little barbecue and
Speaker 1: she's just a lovely person. I mean, I just first
Speaker 1: time I saw her like I couldn't. I couldn't put
Speaker 1: my finger on it. But she kind of looked like
Speaker 1: the sister of a celebrity, you know, like she had
Speaker 1: like did that is a funny thing? I've never heard
Speaker 1: anyone use that before? Did you tell her that? I
Speaker 1: kept that to myself. I didn't want to make her
Speaker 1: feel self fun in anyway, you know, but um, whoa,
Speaker 1: you look like Jennifer Anderson's Oh my god? So is
Speaker 1: this the date? Is the barbecue? No? No, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. So we hit it off there, we wound
Speaker 1: up exchange in numbers. Where'd you guys go? Would you do?
Speaker 1: We went to one of my favorite restaurants here intown.
Speaker 1: It's Italian? So how is dinner? Dinner was great? The
Speaker 1: story kind of got a little uncomfortable. On the way
Speaker 1: to dinner. Oh okay. I picked her up and on
Speaker 1: the way to dinner, we were stopped at a four
Speaker 1: way stoplight, and out of nowhere comes this gigantic truck
Speaker 1: that blew through the stop sign and literally almost died
Speaker 1: and really really bad. Yeah, but there was no accident.
Speaker 1: It didn't happen. Luckily, there was no accident. That's terrifying. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And in the terror and the excitement of the moment,
Speaker 1: I peed myself a little bit. What's a little bit
Speaker 1: a lot of bit o? Please tell me you were
Speaker 1: in like black pants or something you wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to see it. Yeah, I was wearing dark pants. But
Speaker 1: the good news was we got out unscathed. We got
Speaker 1: to the restaurant and I got our table right away.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just say, you know what, I'm really
Speaker 1: shaken by that. Can we do this another time? Because
Speaker 1: men don't get shaken. Brook literally just peed his pants.
Speaker 1: Finished the date wet pants and all, oh my god,
Speaker 1: go home, is what I'm saying. You know he's going on.
Speaker 1: My pants were actually not that wet, so it was
Speaker 1: mostly my underwear that took in the blunt umpty it
Speaker 1: or it's an extra absorbent underwear. Yeah. And I know
Speaker 1: that they have like pented baby powder in the men's room,
Speaker 1: so like, I made a bee line right for the restroom.
Speaker 1: And so what I did was I went the stall,
Speaker 1: I took my pants off, I took my underwear off,
Speaker 1: and I asked the attendance to ask the bus boy
Speaker 1: for a doggie bag for me. Why wouldn't you just
Speaker 1: throw away? You're gonna put the dirty underwear at a
Speaker 1: doggie bag? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. These
Speaker 1: are my lucky underwear because for the date. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: clearly they're lucky. You almost died. But I get that.
Speaker 1: I have a pair of lucky underwear. I would like
Speaker 1: even if I soiled it, I would not part with it.
Speaker 1: This is a thing. Yeah, yeah, I have a big
Speaker 1: show coming up. You should try moving on from the
Speaker 1: costco pack of twenty granny panties. Brook. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: it's going to change your life anyway. Anything. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: So Andrew, you saved your underwear and then you went
Speaker 1: back to the date. Yes, so I got the underwear
Speaker 1: in the doggie bag. I go back to the table.
Speaker 1: Everything was totally fine. We had a great time. It
Speaker 1: was amazing. And then you know, we didn't finish our food,
Speaker 1: so we got some of it packed up we drove home.
Speaker 1: That was never a mention of any of it. But
Speaker 1: when I dropped her over her house, she took the
Speaker 1: wrong doggy bag. Good lord. Yeah, one of them had
Speaker 1: the food and one of them had my lucky underwear.
Speaker 1: Did you know it at the time? I didn't know
Speaker 1: it until I was on my way driving away and
Speaker 1: oh no. So I pulled over and I texted, whatever
Speaker 1: you do, Caroline, do not open the doggy bag. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you had your pea panties at um More. She's gonna
Speaker 1: open them. Yeah, dude, if she called you back, if
Speaker 1: you heard anything or did she pass out from the smell,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard a thing. You are a mess. You've
Speaker 1: given us a challenge today, Andrew, and you know what,
Speaker 1: We're going to rise to the challenge. Okay, at the
Speaker 1: very least, I need my lucky underwear back. It's a
Speaker 1: reconnaissance mission if nothing else, and it could be collateral
Speaker 1: in this. But first of all, play a song, will
Speaker 1: come back. We'll call Caroline, We'll try and get you
Speaker 1: a second date update. Okay, oh thank you. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: you're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 1: right after you. Here Part two, Oh young love. So
Speaker 1: much beauty in it. There's laughter, gorgeous weather, and the
Speaker 1: scent of urine wafting through the air. That's what we're
Speaker 1: talking about today with a guy named Andrew. And I'm
Speaker 1: being serious about the urine. It was wafting, but it
Speaker 1: was not his fault. Isn't that right, Andrew? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't his fault. I will back him on
Speaker 1: that one. Not his fault because while Andrew was driving
Speaker 1: to the restaurant, he had a near accident with a
Speaker 1: truck which fightened him and it forced a little bit
Speaker 1: of years to come out. But the weird part of
Speaker 1: the night was that at the very end of the evening,
Speaker 1: his date, Caroline, took out a doggie bag of what
Speaker 1: she thought was her leftover food, but it actually had
Speaker 1: Andrew's soiled underwear inside of it. Oh. Sorry, his lucky
Speaker 1: soiled underwear. He didn't throw it away because it is
Speaker 1: his lucky pair. Now, Andrew, when we call Caroline, I
Speaker 1: just want you to know, I'm not gonna mention the
Speaker 1: underwear thing. What you have to know. Yeah, she opened
Speaker 1: the doggie bag. It was at her house. We don't
Speaker 1: know if she's opened it yet. I'm sorry you really
Speaker 1: think she didn't open it. She could smell it. When
Speaker 1: someone says all caps, do not open that no matter what,
Speaker 1: you have to absolutely, absolutely you are under contract to
Speaker 1: open it. Yes, I'm not going to mention it. Okay, Andrew,
Speaker 1: because you know what, you and I have something called trust.
Speaker 1: And I know that Brooke and Jose may not trust
Speaker 1: you or trust Caroline, but I do. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: we did bond on the lucky underwear topic. Here's the saying, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you went wrong the first time by not aboarding the
Speaker 1: date once you pied yourself. Okay, now you just have
Speaker 1: to lay it all out there. She's going to understand.
Speaker 1: I was actually trying to own up to it that night,
Speaker 1: but she didn't answer any of my calls or tech
Speaker 1: whatever you guys can do to help me. He's great. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's dial her phone number right now and see if
Speaker 1: we can get you your second date update. You ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't say anything. Okay, well, thank you. You will
Speaker 1: have to say something eventually, but you just let me
Speaker 1: know when I can. Okay, Okay, I give you permission.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Caroline please? This is Caroline. Hi Caroline, my name
Speaker 1: is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. We're calling you today because we're doing some
Speaker 1: called a second date update. Okay, now you're on too,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, it's fun. We just try to have
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah, if you go out on a
Speaker 1: date with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email our show and we'll get
Speaker 1: in touch with him for you to figure out the
Speaker 1: reason why. And so the guy that wants to get
Speaker 1: in touch with you, his name is Andrew. And Andrew
Speaker 1: told us a little bit about your date that night,
Speaker 1: and he thought he had a really good time with
Speaker 1: you and that you guys connected. But he isn't one
Speaker 1: hundred percent sure why you're not calling him back, and
Speaker 1: he'd like to get an answer on that. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: at the start, I thought that he seemed like a
Speaker 1: good guy, But now I think that maybe he just
Speaker 1: he was a different sort of guy than what my
Speaker 1: first impression was. Did he do something It sounds like
Speaker 1: you think he's a bad dude? Now? Is that? Am
Speaker 1: I reading that right? I guess I just had like
Speaker 1: a gut ceiling and then something later like proved that
Speaker 1: to be true. Okay, can you elaborate? He tried to
Speaker 1: do this really weird like sexual thing to me. Well,
Speaker 1: when I came home, he had given me a bag
Speaker 1: like with his t rex underwear in it. Oh no,
Speaker 1: did you say t Rex. Oh yeah, they had like
Speaker 1: little t rexis on. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: that is so embarrassing. How did it make you feel? Well,
Speaker 1: it was just creepy, Like I didn't Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what he did with them or like it them,
Speaker 1: so they like kind of smelled and then he like
Speaker 1: kept trying to call me, which has even creepier. I mean, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I understand. I would have been totally freaked out. I
Speaker 1: would have even been scared if some dude gave me
Speaker 1: his underwear in a bag. But yeah, I definitely thought
Speaker 1: it was sort of suggestive, like here, your leftover is
Speaker 1: coming some more all I mean, but it makes sense,
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not what he meant, Caroline, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, how do you know what he meant? I mean,
Speaker 1: did he tell you guys about it? Yeah, he told
Speaker 1: us a little bit about it, But I feel like
Speaker 1: it would be best coming directly from him, Yes, because
Speaker 1: he actually is on the other line listening and he
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. No, wait, he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line. Yeah, you've got you've got to hear
Speaker 1: him out. I would not let you talk to some creep.
Speaker 1: He's given you dirty underwear, I promise Andrew you there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Hey hey Caroline, Hi, I cannot
Speaker 1: believe that I made you think that about me. This
Speaker 1: is a huge misunderstanding. Okay, well then what are you
Speaker 1: saying you were doing? Okay? So, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: so embarrassed and I don't believe you so embarrassed. Yeah. So, um,
Speaker 1: you remember on our way to the restaurant when we
Speaker 1: almost got hit by that truck mum, And I mean
Speaker 1: I did some pretty decent maneuvering in the car and
Speaker 1: we got out of that situation a lot, real hero.
Speaker 1: It was a fast and the furious type situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks well for the assists there. But I am not
Speaker 1: used to being in that kind of situation and nothing
Speaker 1: like this has ever happened to me before. But my
Speaker 1: reaction physically was uncontrollable peeing. So while we were in
Speaker 1: that situation, I had an accident. Yeah, that doesn't explain
Speaker 1: why you gave me your underwear in a bag. We
Speaker 1: went to the restaurant, I immediately went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I took those underwear off and I put them in
Speaker 1: a doggy bag. Why didn't you throw them away? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because they're my lucky underwear and they're special to me
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to lose them. What what a
Speaker 1: dolt has lucky underwear? That's what I said. All the
Speaker 1: guys that we're going to show have lucky underwear. I
Speaker 1: didn't believe it either, but they all stand by it.
Speaker 1: Are they all like dinosaur theme? No? No, minor checkered
Speaker 1: whatever that's Jeff for. You got skateboards on yours? Say
Speaker 1: they're all white Calvin kleins. But that's not the point.
Speaker 1: The point is, Caroline, that you weren't meant to get
Speaker 1: the underwear. It was an accident, That's what I think
Speaker 1: Andrew was building up towards. Yeah, so I put my
Speaker 1: underwear in the doggie bag. You brought your food home.
Speaker 1: You were supposed to go home with your food. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to go home with my lucky drawers. And
Speaker 1: here we are now, and I just, uh, I'd love
Speaker 1: another chance. All right, So we're all good now, Caroline,
Speaker 1: you get it. I don't think I believe you, Like,
Speaker 1: let's say that sad like exactly what I thought you did,
Speaker 1: which is this like cleepy suggestive gesture. Jotie, think that
Speaker 1: it would be like kind of a great way like
Speaker 1: to cover that up by like calling a radio station
Speaker 1: and making up this a third story the accident you
Speaker 1: were in it. You were almost in the accident, right
Speaker 1: that really? I mean, I see what you're saying, Carolyn,
Speaker 1: and I know that I know that we're all jaded
Speaker 1: out there. But why would he call in and just
Speaker 1: humiliate himself on the radio like that's that's an embarrassing
Speaker 1: story him. I'm sorry he wet himself and he wears
Speaker 1: t Rex underwear, Like if he wanted to pull a
Speaker 1: sexy move, I'm hoping that that wouldn't be his underwear
Speaker 1: of choice. The whole thing is, we're getting off point here, Caroline.
Speaker 1: He did not mean for you to get that underwear.
Speaker 1: That was a total accident. He even sent you a
Speaker 1: text message telling you not to open it and called
Speaker 1: you and you disobeyed him. Anyway, Now with that being said,
Speaker 1: would you like to go on a second date? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it, Caroline, Remember me opening the windows after
Speaker 1: the accident. It was really cold outside, but I had
Speaker 1: the windows open. That's till and what if he agrees
Speaker 1: to not wear any underwear on the next day, so
Speaker 1: that way you couldn't get a weird gift from him.
Speaker 1: I will do whatever Caroline says, but yes, I can
Speaker 1: go commando. All right, Caroline, come on, um, okay, I
Speaker 1: will go, but I swear to God if I get
Speaker 1: home and any of your articles of clothing have made
Speaker 1: it into my car, that's that. Don't try calling a
Speaker 1: radio show to get another day again. That is a deal.
Speaker 1: And I want you to know that I think you're
Speaker 1: a very special person. So you are worth all of this.
Speaker 1: So let's try to start fresh and maybe we'll just
Speaker 1: have a funny story to tell down the line. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: successful second date update. Congratulations Andrew, thank you, Thank you
Speaker 1: proved me wrong? All right? Definitely, and Andrew, what you
Speaker 1: just said before was definitely not creepy at all. But
Speaker 1: what part broke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was
Speaker 1: a second date update from a few months ago, Guys,
Speaker 1: a crazy one. And we've got Andrew and Carolyn back
Speaker 1: on the phone once again to let us know what's happened.
Speaker 1: Since how are you guys doing? Hi guys, Hey, Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you there? And what underwear are you wearing? I'm
Speaker 1: here and I've showered and was good to go. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, So what's been going on with you guys? Um?
Speaker 1: Things have been going really well. I've been dating the
Speaker 1: last few months. Yeah, yeah, but there is some news
Speaker 1: I want. Just got a pretty amazing job offer and
Speaker 1: another city. Good for you, congratulate. Yes, Wait, how does
Speaker 1: Andrew feel about that? Well? I mean our plan is
Speaker 1: to keep dating long distance. Well, Carolyn, you know, since
Speaker 1: I work remote now, I can pretty much live anywhere
Speaker 1: in the world that I want. I want to come
Speaker 1: with you. I want to move with you to this
Speaker 1: new city and be with you. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: been like only six months. Are you serious, Carolyn? If
Speaker 1: you leave and I don't come with you, who is
Speaker 1: gonna make coffee for you in the morning? You know,
Speaker 1: you also know that I'm a machine when it comes
Speaker 1: to making coffee. Wow, Okay, it sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: have a lot to talk about. Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to pressure you here, but which way are
Speaker 1: you leaning? I mean I think i'd be up that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, congratulations you two. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: really exciting news, I think. I mean, I'm surprised and
Speaker 1: a little throne but excited. Yeah, all right, guys, hoop
Speaker 1: us updated and enjoy Hastings, Nebraska or wherever it is.
Speaker 1: You guys are to wash his underwear. We're trying not
Speaker 1: to bring that up, but Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,