1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:12,799 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. 2 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 3 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. 4 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse 5 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com. Name me a better time than this. 6 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: Name me a time, Name me a time, what, Chris, 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: don't shake your head? All right, let's talk about one 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: nim Rutta Randhawa. Nim Rutta Randhawa. Maybe you're sitting there 9 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: right now saying, who's that? Never heard of that person before? 10 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 3: That? 11 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,239 Speaker 1: Is that a dish that I haven't eaten yet? It 12 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: probably involves petera Bread. Well. No, that is the original 13 00:00:54,280 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 1: name of one Nicky Hayley. Now I don't know all 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 1: the reasons behind it. I can't say. I would just 15 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: simply guess. I would bet that Nicky Haley would have 16 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,800 Speaker 1: an easier time getting elected in South Carolina than Nimrata 17 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: Randhawa would. But it's just me anyway. So Nicki Haley, 18 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: this is what Nicki Haley had to say about people 19 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 1: online social media Facebook, twitteror whatever whatever you're on, about 20 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: people who don't use their real names, real picture. 21 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 4: Every person on social media should be verified by their name. 22 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 4: That's first of all, it's a national security threat. When 23 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 4: you do that, all of a sudden, people have to 24 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 4: stand by what they say, and it gets rid of 25 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 4: the Russian bots, the Iranian bots, and the Chinese bots, 26 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 4: and then you're going to get some civility when people 27 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 4: know their name is next to what they say accountability, 28 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 4: and they know their pastor and their family members going 29 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 4: to see it. It's going to help our kids and 30 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 4: it's going to help our country. 31 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 1: You ever heard of Doug Mackie. You know who Doug 32 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 1: Mackie is. You probably have never heard of him before. 33 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: Most people probably won't even talk about him. He was 34 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 1: this anonymous guy on social media. I think he went 35 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,800 Speaker 1: by the name Ricky Vaughan, that character on the Major 36 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: League movies and he even had the character that was 37 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: his picture on there, Ricky Vaughn. Yeah, he was anonymous 38 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 1: on social media. He shared a picture. It's called a meme. 39 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 1: Am I saying that? 40 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 5: Right? 41 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 3: Is meme? 42 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: Is it meme? 43 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 6: What? 44 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: Chris shut up? Anyway? It's meme online about Hillary Clinton. 45 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: He's currently serving time in federal prison for serving that meme. 46 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: The federal government has declared war on the American right, 47 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 1: every part of it you have former CIA directors calling 48 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: for United States senators like Tommy Tubberville to be killed. 49 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: You have the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I mean, I 50 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 1: don't even have to go into all that. They're not 51 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: only locking up and imprisoning people on the right, They're 52 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 1: infiltrating your church, arresting pro lifers at gunpoint. They're gunning 53 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: down fat old men in Utah. And there are still 54 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: Republicans in this country who believe you shouldn't be able 55 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 1: to be anonymous. It's almost as if this party, or 56 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,399 Speaker 1: at least parts of this party, are trying to get 57 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: you hurt. This is what bothers me about it, and 58 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: this is why I've gone off about this before. Leadership 59 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: is a funny thing, and a lot of people try 60 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: to be one and cannot. But I'll tell you something 61 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 1: I do know about leadership. I'm not claiming to be 62 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: some leadership expert, but I do know this leaders real leaders, 63 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: they genuinely care for the well being of the people 64 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: they lead. Even in military examples where they may even 65 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: have to order some man or men to go charge 66 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 1: a hill and die, that is a decision that will 67 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,680 Speaker 1: eat at a real leader. In fact, I just read 68 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: a little story this morning about an officer first lieutenant 69 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: in Okinawa and he eventually had a mental breakdown and 70 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: couldn't do it anymore. What couldn't he do anymore? He 71 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: couldn't send his men to die anymore, he couldn't take 72 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 1: it anymore. That's a real leader. That's leadership. And these 73 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: people who want to be our leaders, they constantly treat 74 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: you like you are a worthless pond, like you're some 75 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: kind of peasant who only exists to serve them. And 76 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: I find it to be the most despicable thing. You 77 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,680 Speaker 1: remember when I went off on Trump for that when 78 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: Trump was getting arrested in New York and Trump called 79 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: for people to protest in New York City. This is 80 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: after January sixth, when he and everyone else has witnessed 81 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: what these evil communists will do if you protest in 82 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: these blue areas. And remember how I was yelling and 83 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: screaming about how disrespectful and disgusting that was to take 84 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 1: your position of leadership and influence people to sacrifice their 85 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: freedom for you. I'm dying to have a leader. This 86 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: is something. Maybe it's a dumb thing to crave, but 87 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: where are our servant leaderships, leaders. I'm sorry, where are 88 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 1: our servant leaders who don't treat you and don't treat 89 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: me like worthless little ponds? Like were their little servants? 90 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,039 Speaker 1: Who have to do that? I need you to do this, 91 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: and you to do that. You have to do this, 92 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: and you do this, and you do that, and how 93 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: about what are you going to do for me? What 94 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: are you going to do for the people? Tell me 95 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: what you're going to do. Stop demanding sacrifices from me. 96 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 1: These people freaking not. Oh, and then she goes on 97 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna move on. But then she goes on 98 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,919 Speaker 1: and does this, And I'll tell you something. This is 99 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: another infection on the right. You know how we talk 100 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 1: about how the right uses her the communists use language, 101 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: and they use language to fence you in. Well, what 102 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,679 Speaker 1: you'll see, what you probably see it all the time. 103 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: What you'll see is people on the right they'll start 104 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: to adopt certain language and tactics of people on the left. 105 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:31,960 Speaker 1: Here's Nimrata Randhawa. She's on the Ruthless podcast complaining about 106 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: that vivicdork who was getting mean. At what happens. 107 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 7: He comes out of the gate, He hits the female 108 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 7: chair of the party. He hits the female anchor on 109 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 7: the platform, and then he hits me. 110 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: And I'm not saying anything I hate saying. I'm just 111 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: saying so he might have a girl problem. 112 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,280 Speaker 7: I'm just saying he might have a girl problem. 113 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: I don't find that funny. I find it to be 114 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: so pathetic and detestable when you see these women do this, 115 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: When you see well virtually any of the various victim 116 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 1: groups do this. You see it all the time on 117 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: the right. He's only attacking because I'm a woman. He's 118 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: only attacking because I'm gay, He's only attacking because I'm black. 119 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: What do you hate black people? Democrats are the real racists, 120 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: just automatically, automatically trying to appropriate the victim mentality of 121 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: the communist scum. And I can't stand it. Christy Nome 122 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 1: has another one of these women in politics who does 123 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: this all the time. As a woman. I get this 124 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: as a woman all the time. As a woman. Look, 125 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: let me give you a heads up. If you ever 126 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 1: have to lead a sentence with as a blank, whatever 127 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 1: it is, fill in the blank, I automatically stop caring 128 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,400 Speaker 1: about what you have to say. Veterans do this too. Look, 129 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: it's not just women at all these other things. But 130 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: as a veteran, I don't need to tell you I'm 131 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,320 Speaker 1: a veteran to have an opinion, and you don't need 132 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: to be a veteran and to have an opinion. People, 133 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: all right, it's get to some emails tonight. We need some. 134 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 1: I need some Jesse. I was admittedly very down last 135 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: week after the Ohio abortion vote, but on Friday I 136 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: was handed my son in the delivery room and had 137 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: him look up at me. Can't get any more local 138 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: than that. In his name, we made a donation to 139 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 1: preborn so that others may hopefully be as lucky as 140 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,960 Speaker 1: we were to look into the eyes of a new 141 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,960 Speaker 1: and innocent soul for the first time. Welcome to the 142 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: Welcome to the world, Leo. Welcome to the world, Leo. 143 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,480 Speaker 1: How about that? That's freaking wonderful. Hey, mister met Jesse, 144 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: listen to your podcast about how America is not DC. 145 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: You are one hundred percent right. I moved from a 146 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: small city in Massachusetts to a small town of twelve 147 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 1: hundred people in South Carolina, and my kids get on 148 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: their bikes and ride around town with their friends. The 149 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: downtown is two blocks away. It's just like the town 150 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 1: I grew up in in the nineties. One day I 151 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,240 Speaker 1: said to my dime, if we just make it ten 152 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,479 Speaker 1: more years like this, our kids had the same childhood 153 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:07,599 Speaker 1: we did. That's a small victory. America is not d C. 154 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 1: This is why again I've been on this theme again tonight. 155 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,280 Speaker 1: This is why I want to encourage you as we 156 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 1: look at all this rot that, as we look at 157 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: all this filth, everything is in DC. Everything isn't like 158 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,840 Speaker 1: it is in your blue area. Just look, you don't 159 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,319 Speaker 1: even have to move right away. Maybe maybe go for 160 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,000 Speaker 1: a visit here. I have an idea for you. You're 161 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 1: ready for an idea. This is actually an idea wee 162 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,319 Speaker 1: Kelly's are going to be doing maybe next year, if 163 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:38,000 Speaker 1: not the year after trying to work out the logistics 164 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: of all of it, why don't you go on a 165 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 1: civil war tour of America. They have incredible civil war tours. 166 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm told out there all kinds of great museums and 167 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,440 Speaker 1: history stuff. And while you're on this civil war tour, 168 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,559 Speaker 1: you will find yourself, for the most part, cruising through 169 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: Red America. You're going to be in the Carolinas, You're 170 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: going to be in Tennessee, You're going to be in Georgia, 171 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 1: You're going to be You might just find that there 172 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: are huge pockets of this country that are still absolutely magnificent. 173 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 1: Places where people still leave the door unlocked at night, 174 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 1: where kids play in the street. Look at my neighborhood. 175 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,640 Speaker 1: You've got to be careful when you get home because 176 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 1: the street's just full of kids, just the way it is. 177 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:29,520 Speaker 6: Now. 178 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: Get to a place where you can live that life, 179 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: all right, and also make preparations for the fact that 180 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,640 Speaker 1: they're going to destroy the food supply. 181 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 3: Agriculture contributes about thirty three percent of all the emissions 182 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,080 Speaker 3: of the world, and we can't get to net zero. 183 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 3: We don't get this job done unless agriculture, this front 184 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:53,679 Speaker 3: and center, is part of the solution. But with a 185 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 3: growing population on the planet, we just crossed the threshold 186 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,679 Speaker 3: of eight billion fellow citizens around the world. Missions from 187 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 3: the food system alone are projected to cause another half 188 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 3: a degree of warming by mid century on the current 189 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,880 Speaker 3: course that we are today a two degree future. 190 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 1: Do you have your emergency three month food kit yet? 191 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: Are you planning as if the people who run things 192 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: are trying to take away your food? If you're not 193 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: planning in that way, you're failing. My patriots supply has 194 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,440 Speaker 1: the best ones out there, and they're prepped and ready 195 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: to go. They have three month kits prepped and ready 196 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 1: to go. It takes all the thinking out of it. 197 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 1: Go to prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com and prepare 198 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,360 Speaker 1: as if they're trying to wreck your food supply because 199 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: they are prepare with Jesse Kelly dot com. We'll be back. What, Chris, 200 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,360 Speaker 1: we can make jokes. It's fine, you get that right, 201 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,080 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. 202 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,200 Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. 203 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 1: I remember. If you missed any part of the show, 204 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 1: can download the podcast on iHeart, Google, Spotify, iTunes. I 205 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,679 Speaker 1: need to address this right off the bat. 206 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 3: All right. 207 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: I got an email actually about this, and it's funny. 208 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 1: There's a there's a there's an article that goes with it. 209 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,319 Speaker 1: Everywhere I go, people want to tip, even if you're 210 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: already paying a service fee, you place a pickup order 211 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,040 Speaker 1: for dinner, they want to tip for what? When did 212 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: this start? Is it part of the employer to employee 213 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: compensations compensation structure. I'm not talking about servers that different. 214 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 1: That's different. I'm talking about the bone bag behind the 215 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: register that did nothing but wring you up. I'm not 216 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: tipping Squidward for punching keys on a ridget register. Jeez. 217 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: And his name is Dave. And then there's an article 218 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,199 Speaker 1: from Pew Research. It's fascinating read if you want. I'm 219 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,920 Speaker 1: not going to do it because that's boring, but it 220 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: says tipping culture in America public sees a changed landscape. 221 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,319 Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to address something before before I 222 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:06,760 Speaker 1: get into the actual tipping culture thing. I'm tipping on 223 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: to go orders or take out orders. You do what 224 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:16,280 Speaker 1: you want. I personally have always strived to be a 225 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:19,839 Speaker 1: good tipper in every situation. You start out with twenty 226 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,199 Speaker 1: five percent from me, you could go down from there. 227 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: I'll zero that sucker out if you tick me off, 228 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,800 Speaker 1: but you start out there. I believe in being a 229 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:33,440 Speaker 1: good tipper. I used to not tip on to go orders. 230 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,200 Speaker 1: Then we brought it up on the show and we 231 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 1: had all these waiters and waitresses email in and said, Jesse, 232 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,439 Speaker 1: just a heads up, those are some of the most 233 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:46,839 Speaker 1: labor intensive orders when they have to take your meal 234 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: and they have to box it up in the to 235 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: go box and get everything boxed up together and put 236 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 1: in the stuff. Those people do more than just punch 237 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,640 Speaker 1: up the keys. I'm not judging. I'm just saying I 238 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 1: have since then, I tipped the same on a to 239 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,240 Speaker 1: go order as I do when I sit down. Everyone's 240 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,720 Speaker 1: in a different situation. I'm just letting you know what 241 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: I've been told. Don't shoot the messenger. I'm, for once 242 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,559 Speaker 1: trying not to be offensive. I'm just letting you know. Now, 243 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 1: this tipping culture thing, this is something I wanted to 244 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,520 Speaker 1: talk about because I know you're seeing this more and 245 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,320 Speaker 1: I'm seeing this more. You're seeing it in restaurants, You're 246 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 1: seeing it in various places where they're either automatically charging 247 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,560 Speaker 1: a tip or like he brought about, automatically charging a 248 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:36,280 Speaker 1: service fee. This is part of what this is part 249 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: of what is fragmenting and is going to fragment the country. 250 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: Let me explain. I'm not trying to just stay with me, 251 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: stay with me. You see what happens is this when 252 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: the economy starts to go to crap. And I'll go 253 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,000 Speaker 1: over the new numbers for Thanksgiving and things like that. 254 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,560 Speaker 1: We can go into that for a minute, but right now, 255 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,320 Speaker 1: everybody every single person. They're all watching their standard of 256 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 1: living dec everybody is, and it's something we all have 257 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: to keep in mind. Everybody is. You know, it's easy 258 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: when you're going through it financially to think it's just you. 259 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: Everyone is. Right now, everyone is stick or shocked. Everyone's 260 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: shocked by this stuff. Everyone is watching what's happening right now. 261 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:24,359 Speaker 1: Forget the uber rich. This is happening to everybody because 262 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 1: of that. Here's what happens. People, in an effort to 263 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: maintain their standard of living, they will grab more than 264 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,200 Speaker 1: they used to grab, and at the same time, they 265 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: will be less generous than they used to be. What 266 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 1: does that mean the waitress, she needs that tip from 267 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: you more than she's ever needed it. And if you're 268 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: gonna stop tipping as people have in this economy, the 269 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: restaurants are going to start automatically charging it for you. Now, 270 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: we all hate that, right, you hate it. I hated 271 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,360 Speaker 1: it sucks. At the same time, you don't have as 272 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: much money to spread around. You might not be able 273 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 1: to afford twenty five percent or a decent tip, so 274 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,720 Speaker 1: you don't want to tip as much, and you get 275 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: angry when they forcefully suck it out of your wallet. 276 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:27,360 Speaker 1: It sucks, right, So what it does is, look, that's 277 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:32,160 Speaker 1: one small example. What it does is it raises the 278 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,160 Speaker 1: tensions in a down economy when inflation goes up. By 279 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 1: the way, the how Republicans and Democrats just ensure that 280 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,240 Speaker 1: your inflation is going to keep going up, by the way, 281 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: the value your dollar keeps going down. Remember, every time 282 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,280 Speaker 1: they fund the government at the current level, you get poorer. 283 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 1: Tell your friends, tell your neighbors. Every time they fund 284 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,480 Speaker 1: the government at its current level, you get poorer. Just 285 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: want you to know that. Anyway, when that situation happens 286 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: to a country, people live in less harmony with one 287 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: another because people when situations get bad. It's not how 288 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,880 Speaker 1: we want to be, right, but it is human nature 289 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: when situations get bad, When situations get hard, people tend 290 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:14,280 Speaker 1: to start looking out for number one period and the story. 291 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: Yeah I know you want to tip, I need this, 292 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: and the waitress same thing. Yeah I know you don't 293 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,920 Speaker 1: want to tip. I'm trying to make ends meet too. 294 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,880 Speaker 1: I've got a kid too, I've got bills to pay too. 295 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: Everyone is competing like they always have been, for a 296 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 1: big pot of gold, but the pot is getting smaller 297 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: and smaller and smaller. And as the portions get smaller, 298 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,360 Speaker 1: as your portion gets smaller, as the waitress's portion gets smaller, 299 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,359 Speaker 1: the tension between the people competing increases. It's why what 300 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 1: we talked about before about how crime increases, crime increases 301 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:56,119 Speaker 1: in down economies. Normal people who were previously not criminals 302 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,040 Speaker 1: or maybe kind of flirting with that gray area, not 303 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 1: quite a criminal, but not quite not normal people will 304 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 1: turn into criminals when it comes time to pay the rent, 305 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: to buy the food Christmas gift time. That's what happens. 306 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: This is why I scream and yell about Republicans and Democrats, presidents, Congress, senators, 307 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,520 Speaker 1: all of them, all of them blowing through our money 308 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,080 Speaker 1: and making us poorer and tearing apart the country. All right, 309 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 1: all right, we have some more emails bid noomics. We'll 310 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,840 Speaker 1: talk to touch on this Thanksgiving stuff. Let's also remember 311 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: we should be taking our male vitality stacks in female 312 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,920 Speaker 1: vitality stacks from chalk, especially over the holidays, when you're 313 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Speaker 1: packing down all this extra sugar and crap. Look, I'm 314 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: going to do it too. I Am going to get 315 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:50,240 Speaker 1: so absurdly fat that by the time Christmas is over, 316 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: I'm just going to turn in my application for the 317 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,280 Speaker 1: view and sit back and watch the checks roll in. 318 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,199 Speaker 1: So you still need to keep working out, and you 319 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 1: need to keep taking your male Vitality stack and female 320 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 1: vitality stack from Chalk because just because we're putting on 321 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,320 Speaker 1: some extra flat, extra fat doesn't mean we need to 322 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,919 Speaker 1: kill our t levels even more. Chalk dot com Black 323 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:16,240 Speaker 1: Friday specials, they're not just for Black Friday. They're happening 324 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 1: right now. If you've been holding out and waiting, don't 325 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: do that anymore. Go to c hoq dot com. Promo 326 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: code Jesse gets you a discount on all that stuff, 327 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,360 Speaker 1: all the Black Friday stuff all right. Chalk dot com 328 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:36,320 Speaker 1: promo code Jesse go get it done. Emails and Thanksgiving. 329 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 6: Next Mists catch up. Jesse kellyshow dot com. 330 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,359 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. You know what I 331 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 1: need because I'm about to play something. I'm about to 332 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,520 Speaker 1: play something for you that might end up getting your 333 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,240 Speaker 1: blood pressure up. I'm gonna try to not let it 334 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: get my blood pressure up. So here's what I'm gonna do. 335 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 1: We're all just gonna take like thirty seconds, twenty seconds, 336 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: and let's just sit back and listen to some tunes. 337 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:09,120 Speaker 5: A Yai yai yai, I am the Fritto Bundo Reggy. 338 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 6: I like Rito stornchips. I love them. 339 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,640 Speaker 8: I do I want printo scornschits. 340 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 9: I'll get them from you. 341 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 5: I yai yai yi oh, I amd Fritto Bundito, Give 342 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,399 Speaker 5: me Britos conchips and I'll be your friend. 343 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,200 Speaker 9: De Fritto Bundito. 344 00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 5: You must not upfain munch, munch, munch, a bunch of prittos. 345 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: All right, So I'm I'm just gonna do this real quick. 346 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: Then we're gonna move on and do some emails and 347 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:42,600 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving talk. Okay, do you know how I'm a little 348 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: bit upset about the Republicans coming together with Democrats. Remember 349 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: it was the majority of Republicans came together with every 350 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 1: Democrat and they agreed to You know what a CR is. 351 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,359 Speaker 1: I should know a CR a continuing resolution. And what 352 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:07,880 Speaker 1: a CR is is this It's an emergency situation. It's 353 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:11,560 Speaker 1: an emergen it's for emergencies. The United States House of 354 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,719 Speaker 1: Representatives should be forced to come together and come up 355 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,720 Speaker 1: with a budget, a budget that they have to vote 356 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,280 Speaker 1: on to decide which parts of the federal government are funded. 357 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,560 Speaker 1: Or not right? You with me? You with me? You 358 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 1: do a CR, a continuing resolution, which is what this is. 359 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: You do this in an emergency situation of Okay, Pearl 360 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,880 Speaker 1: Harbor just got bombed, we don't have time for one 361 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: of these. Just pass a CR and let's keep on going. 362 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,760 Speaker 1: We just we gotta focus on other things. This is 363 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 1: for emergencies only. They just keep passing CR after CR 364 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: after CR. What does it do? It funds every single 365 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 1: evil part of this federal government, from the i R 366 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: to the FBI to all of it, every single part 367 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 1: of it. The DOJ. You're mad about the persecution of 368 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 1: January sixth political prisoners, you're mad about the persecution of 369 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,840 Speaker 1: Donald Trump? That comes to the DOJ. This funds that, 370 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,119 Speaker 1: It funds it. Republicans and Democrats just came together not 371 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: to just make you poorer and decrease the value of 372 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 1: your dollar. They came together to make sure every evil 373 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: part of this government continues to go on without a 374 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 1: single penny in cuts. And then after Speaker of the 375 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 1: House Mike Johnson came together with Democrats to pass that. 376 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,439 Speaker 1: This is on the same day, mind you, on the 377 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:52,240 Speaker 1: same day. Then they went outside who Republican Senator Jony Ernst, 378 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:58,600 Speaker 1: House Speaker Mike Johnson, Democrat Leader in the House Hakeem Jeffries, 379 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 1: and Democrat Lead in the Senate Chuck Schumer. After coming 380 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: together to pass a bill to destroy your standard of 381 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 1: living and fund every evil part of this government that's 382 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:16,120 Speaker 1: assaulting you, they all came together for a big Israel 383 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: party outside. 384 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 9: We stand with Israel. We stand with Israel. We stand 385 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,119 Speaker 9: with It's real. 386 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 1: Okay, I got we got it, We got it, we 387 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: got it. Is anybody? Is anybody on our side? Anyone? 388 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 1: What are you kidding me? Just having a big just 389 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 1: having a big Israel party together. Look, if you want 390 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,360 Speaker 1: to support Israel, fine, that's great. Obviously I'm not exactly 391 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 1: pro hamas I hope Israel kills them. But you just 392 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 1: worked with the evil demons to fund the FBI that's 393 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:10,920 Speaker 1: infiltrating your church, and then you ran outside to hold 394 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 1: hands to their Actually you can't see it because it's 395 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 1: on the radio. Chuck Schumer and Akeem Jeffries and Mike 396 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: Johnson and Joni Ernst, they're not only holding hands, they're 397 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,720 Speaker 1: holding their hands above their shoulders and this really cringey 398 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 1: looking chain thing. We stand with Israel. We stand with Israel. 399 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: Does anybody stand with the guy who just took a 400 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 1: second job because he can't pay his electric bill? No, 401 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: you didn't. Instead, you just got done agreeing that everything 402 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:54,560 Speaker 1: happening right now should continue without interruption. Disgraceful, disgraceful. Shame 403 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: on the people who quote lead this country. Shame. 404 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 3: Look. 405 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 1: Look, here's one I told you about Thanksgiving. Ready for 406 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:07,200 Speaker 1: some Thanksgiving numbers. Well, everything is not just more expensive, 407 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,520 Speaker 1: it's staggeringly more expensive. I was going to actually break 408 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: down the turkey and the ham and the rolls and 409 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,879 Speaker 1: everything else, but then I decided you should be discouraged 410 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 1: from eating garbage turkey anyways. It's a garbage, dried out meat, 411 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,760 Speaker 1: and you should eat something special. But just know that everything, 412 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:29,120 Speaker 1: everything in your life drastically more expensive. Trying to come 413 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,480 Speaker 1: together and put together a family budget right now to 414 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: fund a Thanksgiving dinner is a stress for people. I 415 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: know because you keep emailing me and letting me know. Jesse, 416 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to travel this year. Jesse. 417 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: We are going to travel this year, but we have 418 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,359 Speaker 1: to drive instead of fly. I gotta take some extra 419 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: days off work. I can't a flight, can't afford a flight, Jesse. 420 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,320 Speaker 1: We are getting together this year, but we've agreed as 421 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: a family to pare down the menu. Nobody has the 422 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,800 Speaker 1: ability to make ends meet. But hey, you want to 423 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: feel better about something. You want to You're ready to 424 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 1: feel better about something. You might be stressed. You might 425 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 1: be stressed about your costs and Thanksgiving and things like that. 426 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,920 Speaker 1: This will make you feel better, though, is real. 427 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 9: We stand with Israel, we stand with its real, We stand. 428 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 2: With its real. 429 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:27,679 Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's that's wonderful news. That's wonderful news. And 430 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,920 Speaker 1: what does that even mean? By the way, we stand 431 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 1: with Israel. Israel is not only a wealthy they're a 432 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,919 Speaker 1: military sophistic militarily sophisticated country that's beating the living crap 433 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 1: out of Hamas. They're not some downtrodden, little little poor 434 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,400 Speaker 1: dude in the corner getting beaten up. Israel's winning easily. 435 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 1: They're storming through them. And yet nothing for you, nothing 436 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: for me. Gosh, I'll tell you what I tell you. 437 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: I'm getting this some emis. I'm sick. I'm sick of 438 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: this showgun. You have failed me and your advice. So 439 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:06,159 Speaker 1: let's see if you haven't failed me in your advice, 440 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,200 Speaker 1: So let's see if you can get this one right. 441 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 1: I met a dime at church, like you said. I 442 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,639 Speaker 1: bought the real diamond for her engagement ring like you said. 443 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,040 Speaker 1: But now we are in the wedding planning stage, specifically 444 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,840 Speaker 1: music for the reception. What does the good doctor prescribe 445 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,760 Speaker 1: for songs that must be played at the reception? By 446 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: the way, she hates the Freedo Bandido song, so I'm 447 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: definitely sneaking that one in the mix. I can't wait 448 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,520 Speaker 1: to see the look she gives me. And he says, 449 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,320 Speaker 1: his name is Joel. Joel, congratulations to you and your dime. Okay, 450 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:43,480 Speaker 1: I'm only going to say this. There are things, there 451 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 1: are things that I would do differently. Not that I 452 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: look back with regret. I'd really don't, but there are 453 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 1: things that I would do differently if I had any 454 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,160 Speaker 1: money at the time. You ever been in that situations. 455 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 1: I've driven a lot of really crappy cars, cars that 456 00:27:55,560 --> 00:28:00,320 Speaker 1: break down and intersect. Just I've experienced crappy cars. I 457 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: look back and think, Man, it would have been so 458 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: much better to have not just something that for something fancy. 459 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 1: I don't need a Lamborghini or so just something that runs. 460 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: That's something that runs. We didn't have any money when 461 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:16,480 Speaker 1: we got married, and uh so we got a DJ. 462 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,800 Speaker 1: He was a local DJ and not I don't think 463 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,360 Speaker 1: you're going to see him on the professional DJ circuit, 464 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,199 Speaker 1: if there is a such thing as a professional DJ circuit, 465 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna see him on there. And 466 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,280 Speaker 1: he did us, right, I'm not complaining about that, but 467 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 1: I will say, and I don't know what this is. 468 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 1: I'm sure there are a million musicians listening who are 469 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 1: gonna email me and tell me so they'll know. But 470 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 1: there's something about a live band. You're stressing about the songs? What, Chris? 471 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: Why aren't you? Are you even against music? Do you 472 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: like anything fun? 473 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 3: What? 474 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: See? Chris said, You're not wrong, but the logistics behind it, 475 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: well again, I've never booked one, but I assume it's 476 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:01,040 Speaker 1: a lot more expensive than one fat DJ. Right, so 477 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,240 Speaker 1: it's gonna cost more. I don't know about the specific songs. Dude, 478 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,480 Speaker 1: get a band. Everybody loves a band, one that takes requests, 479 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 1: all right, all right, hang. 480 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,920 Speaker 6: On The Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at 481 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 6: Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 482 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Remember 483 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,520 Speaker 2: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 484 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 2: What are those four little words we love to use 485 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 2: so much with our Democrat friends? 486 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 1: What are they? You voted for this? 487 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:38,920 Speaker 3: Right? 488 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaker 1: I saw a couple of little tidbits, and I gotta 489 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: be honest. I know it makes me a bad person. 490 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 1: They made me smile. Here's a Democrat voter vote for 491 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:48,959 Speaker 1: Joe Biden. 492 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:54,680 Speaker 5: Well, I didn't see something like really change like and 493 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 5: I didn't see changes right now. I work in three 494 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 5: jobs because I have to like Bay more. Things like 495 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 5: my house is more expensive. 496 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: You're gonna vote for him again? I hope you know 497 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 1: you voted for this. Remember all these Chicago residents getting 498 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,600 Speaker 1: mad at the city council because the illegals are flooding 499 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 1: into their city. 500 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,320 Speaker 5: Let's clean up the home, sharging it on, Please clean 501 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 5: a home, damp room. 502 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,200 Speaker 8: This was a meeting of the City Council Rules Committee, 503 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 8: which was about to take up debate over a proposal 504 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,080 Speaker 8: to let Chicago wins decide whether Chicago should remain a 505 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 8: sanctuary city welcoming to migrants by putting that question onto 506 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 8: a referendum on next spring's election ballot. 507 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: But the meeting des okay, all right, people are mad, 508 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: and then the news is out today there's some big 509 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: poll that got out there that Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson 510 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:52,440 Speaker 1: his approval rating is twenty eight percent and his disapproval 511 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:56,000 Speaker 1: rating is fifty percent. You should know in politics, that 512 00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: means basically, everyone hates you, everyone except for very very 513 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: hardcore tip of the spear types. Everybody hates his freaking guts. 514 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,560 Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to come here today and I'm supposed 515 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: to talk about how unpopular Brandon Johnson is. I think 516 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 1: Brandon Johnson, I actually think he's kind of brilliant. Brandon 517 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: Johnson figured out a hustle. What's that hustle? Go tell 518 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 1: a bunch of people they're oppressed, and you will acquire 519 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,800 Speaker 1: power for yourself. Brandon Johnson only voted for Brandon Johnson once, 520 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 1: I assume. But the people of Chicago, they actually had 521 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,240 Speaker 1: a choice on their ballot, they could vote for it, 522 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,360 Speaker 1: and not even a Republican, not even asking that. There 523 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,800 Speaker 1: was a Democrat on the ballot, a much tougher on 524 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 1: crime Democrat, and then there was Brandon Johnson, and they 525 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: voted for Brandon Johnson. I don't know why I'm supposed 526 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:55,520 Speaker 1: to be upset. I'm thrilled the people of Chicago get 527 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 1: exactly what they voted for, and very clearly they're going 528 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:04,560 Speaker 1: to keep voting for this, so I cheer. I'm now 529 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 1: at the point I want more misery. I want more 530 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,560 Speaker 1: of this stuff because clearly the pain is not enough yet. 531 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,440 Speaker 1: Clearly people have not suffered enough yet. And look, half 532 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: the people in Chicago voted for Brandon Johnson because he's black. 533 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,840 Speaker 1: Oh did voting for someone because of their skin color 534 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: not work out? Again? Maybe it's time to stop doing that. 535 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 3: Huh? 536 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe? But I I don't live in Chicago. Not 537 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:35,520 Speaker 1: my not my problem, Doctor Kelly, You always tell which 538 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,720 Speaker 1: animal you think you could fight, or which animal would 539 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 1: win in a fight, if you had to choose, would 540 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,000 Speaker 1: you rather get attacked and killed by a grizzly on 541 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,240 Speaker 1: land or a gator in the water. Now that you're bald, 542 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 1: you can probably count on the sun reflecting off your 543 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: head to help you blinding the grizzly. You know that's 544 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,280 Speaker 1: not nice? Oh that there's no question? It would rather 545 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,360 Speaker 1: be a gaiter? Oh question, it's a gater. Chris is 546 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: shaking his head no, because he's stupid and uneducated. Allow 547 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: me to fix this for you, Chris. When a gator 548 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,800 Speaker 1: or a crocodile kills you, they kill you by drowning you. 549 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: All right, No, no, hear me. I know I'm not 550 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,040 Speaker 1: cheering on drowning, Chris. They kill you by drowning you. 551 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 1: Their teeth they're shaped like that because they're just meant 552 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,000 Speaker 1: to bite and hold. They're not trying to chew you up. 553 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,440 Speaker 1: They don't even they don't go for the jugular. They 554 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,640 Speaker 1: grab land animals and pull them under the water, and 555 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,880 Speaker 1: they'll generally spin around, making it even more confusing and 556 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,080 Speaker 1: hard for you to move. And it is horrific, I 557 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,320 Speaker 1: have no doubt. And you will die and it will 558 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,200 Speaker 1: be very very unpleasant, and then they will tear apart 559 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: your body once you are dead. Yes, I understand all 560 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: these things are bad. Now let me ask you, Chris, 561 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,720 Speaker 1: because you said you'd rather have the grizzly, gigantic crocodile 562 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 1: or gator grabs you and pulls you into the water, 563 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,600 Speaker 1: start a stop watch in your head. How long until 564 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:07,520 Speaker 1: you're dead? Minute? Chris said, thirty seconds to a minute. 565 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: I think that's fair. You'd be so panick you wouldn't 566 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: be able to hold your breath. You'd end up sucking 567 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,640 Speaker 1: in water, you'd pass out, you drown. I think that's fair. 568 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,319 Speaker 1: Let's be generous, Chris. I'm being nice because I'm such 569 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: a nice person to you. Let's say two minutes, two minutes, 570 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,759 Speaker 1: all right? Now, you know that grizzly bears don't go 571 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,759 Speaker 1: for the jugular, right you understand. Have you ever talked 572 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,960 Speaker 1: to someone or seen a survivor of a grizzly bear attack, 573 00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,879 Speaker 1: You'll notice something on almost every single one of them. 574 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,280 Speaker 1: Huge portions of their head are missing because the bear, 575 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,840 Speaker 1: the bear will just kind of maul you, and then 576 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: they are known for if they want to continue on, 577 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,200 Speaker 1: they will drag you away, put you in a cave 578 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,640 Speaker 1: or bury you, and then come back. As you're laying 579 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,719 Speaker 1: there suffering with serious wounds, they will come back to 580 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: eat you some more. So, how long do you think 581 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:08,160 Speaker 1: that process might take, Chris? Now you don't have any 582 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 1: time to escape, Chris, we did. You can't put your 583 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,320 Speaker 1: own disclaimers in the animal story. You can't do that. Remember, 584 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 1: we talk about the worst deaths of all time, things 585 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: like scaffi ism or Crucifixion. That's when everyone would know. Obviously, 586 00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,600 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris is well aware of it anyway. But 587 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,759 Speaker 1: what made Crucifixion so horrible? Yeah, the nails are bad, 588 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,000 Speaker 1: and all the scourging beforehand, all that stuff's terrible. It 589 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,320 Speaker 1: is all that stuff will be terrible no matter what. 590 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,800 Speaker 1: What made crucifixion so terrible, uniquely terrible? The reason Romans 591 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:44,200 Speaker 1: wouldn't even do it to Roman citizens is how long 592 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 1: it takes to die two three days in the sun, suffering, 593 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:56,680 Speaker 1: you can't breathe. It's the length of time it takes 594 00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:05,439 Speaker 1: to die that determines the worst death. What Chris Chris said, 595 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,280 Speaker 1: do I not have a chance of him just crushing 596 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:11,360 Speaker 1: my skull and it's over? You have a chance. But 597 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,400 Speaker 1: bears aren't really designed like that. They're designed to be 598 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,200 Speaker 1: maulers and brawlers. With a cat, with a big cat, 599 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,600 Speaker 1: that you have a chance because that's how cats are designed. Right, 600 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,480 Speaker 1: It'd be easier to be eaten by a tiger, to 601 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,520 Speaker 1: be honest with you, or a lion, and I know 602 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:29,480 Speaker 1: that's not gonna be pleasant, but they're designed they go 603 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,640 Speaker 1: right for your throat. That's why when you see those 604 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,839 Speaker 1: videos they're always trying to get to the throat. They're 605 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,120 Speaker 1: trying to get you down, so you stop fighting so 606 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,399 Speaker 1: you don't hurt them. That'd be way better. Grizzly bear 607 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:44,760 Speaker 1: not pleasant, but not pleasant at all. Well, look, Chris, 608 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 1: obviously he understands the ultimate solution. What you need is 609 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,560 Speaker 1: a hero defense. You need a Hero gun or a 610 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:56,240 Speaker 1: Hero arrow because bears they have these extremely sensitive noses, 611 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,800 Speaker 1: you know that, extremely sensitive. That's why pepper spray or 612 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,960 Speaker 1: bear spray, i should say, is effective. Now, look, it's 613 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,440 Speaker 1: never as effective as a shotgun with a slug in it, 614 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,560 Speaker 1: but that's why pepper spray can be effective. That's why 615 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,400 Speaker 1: Hero gun works on people and bears. That's why the 616 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: Hero arrow shoots pepper jail. The Hero gun shoots pepper balls. 617 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,520 Speaker 1: You want to stop a grizzly bear or a violent rapist, well, 618 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,120 Speaker 1: hero gun's right there for you. 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