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Speaker 1: Like, my point is this, aren't kids supposed to be

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Speaker 1: technologically savvy? They are, Dude, Boomer, I give him trying

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Speaker 1: to give him an assistant job, unpaid internship with a

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Speaker 1: sore losers nation, what an exclusive job right next to

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Speaker 1: Arnold would have been his boss, And I give it

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Speaker 1: to Boomer sends me some videos just not great, and

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Speaker 1: then that you can't even contact the kid. I thought,

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Speaker 1: they're I don't know, You're.

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Speaker 2: Trying to give him some feedback and he wouldn't answer.

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Speaker 3: He'll start stuff.

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Speaker 1: My example, I hate to just rag on Boomer, but

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Speaker 1: we started this running thing where we're gonna challenge each

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Speaker 1: other every day to whoever run. We have an app

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Speaker 1: and it shows you who runs.

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Speaker 2: How far are you running? Like a mile? Are you

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Speaker 2: running one hundred yards? What do you mean running half mile?

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Speaker 3: Or mile?

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Speaker 2: Got it?

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Speaker 3: Whoever tops the other person that.

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Speaker 2: Day, you win, like time wise.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he did it twice and never did it again.

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Speaker 1: I beat him twenty six to two, and then we

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Speaker 1: did fantasy We did beat the streak. After two days,

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Speaker 1: he quits texting me about it and then didn't never

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Speaker 1: log in, so I changed the password and blocked him Fantasy.

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Speaker 3: Football justin took over his team.

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Speaker 1: You've lost your responsibility if you don't have enthusiasm and

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Speaker 1: you don't care about crap. Just so Boomer's now, text me,

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Speaker 1: how's the team doing? Who do you guys have? Send

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Speaker 1: me a screenshot of your team? Dude, why weren't you

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Speaker 1: this involved when I told you could win five thousand

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Speaker 2: That's what happens is he thinks he's got it so good,

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Speaker 2: but once you take something away, that's when the kids

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Speaker 1: Dude, I'll tell you I wouldn't be a good dad.

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Speaker 1: Why because Boomer's not even my son. And I said, hey, Beaser,

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Speaker 1: not getting the football. I said, we're pulling the plug

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Speaker 1: and Baser said, yeah, just let me know I can

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Speaker 2: That's a good no, no, no, that's the example of a

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Speaker 2: good dad. You have to They have to earn what

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Speaker 2: they get. They can't just be given everything, give, give, give,

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Speaker 2: That's actually you're gonna be a great dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh, but I didn't think I was gonna be an authoritarian.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna be cool. Not I wonna be cool,

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Speaker 1: It's tough, dude, because once the kid gets a little

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Speaker 1: bit lazy boomer showing signs of being lazy. You can't,

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Speaker 1: on one end say you want to play Major League baseball,

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Speaker 1: and then when your uncle develops a running program for you,

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Speaker 3: Seven to two. You're sixteen years old.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means. Twenty seven to two.

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Speaker 3: Every day we whoever wins. So I said, first one

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Speaker 2: I gotcha. So you got twenty seven days, he got two.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And so my point is this, your thirty nine

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Speaker 1: Bruh. The Major League Baseball trials GI me a lot

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean all those but they weren't fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like my cousin, he used to work at a

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Speaker 2: He said, it was crazy that they had one family

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Speaker 2: And they said, we just have to he has to

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Speaker 2: but either when he goes, he's going to be in

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Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, then there's those parents.

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Speaker 2: I said, I asked my cousin, I said, so was

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Speaker 2: this dudent unbelievable? He's fine, He's fine, smash cut. Six

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Speaker 2: months later, another family comes in and he's sitting down

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Speaker 1: Who are the parents? The Bonds, the mcguires, the Rocket Clemmens. Oh, dude,

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Speaker 2: Oh he got in trouble too, didn't he.

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Speaker 3: Sammy Sosa? Those are the guys that were at the

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Speaker 2: Did Sosa get now?

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Speaker 1: Did he ever get caught or he got caught with cork?

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Speaker 2: He did get caught with cork and then he got

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Speaker 2: Or he sent the bat boy up through the ceiling

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Speaker 2: if I remember that correctly, Let's start the show man

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Speaker 2: thought we did. Did we No? I don't think we did.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna do that again.

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Speaker 1: When you do the show intro twice, that's when you're

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Speaker 1: getting old, because that's when my grandpa would have done.

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Speaker 3: My grandpa would have probably done the intro three times.

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Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. There are moments when I feel like, damn,

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Speaker 3: But did that happen when you were younger?

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Speaker 2: Probably? I just don't remember it. I just remember it

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Speaker 2: now because it happened recently. Those aren't core memories that

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Speaker 3: Core memory, Girls' night spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: Come on, coach. Now you're using millennial language, but you're old.

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Speaker 1: You're forgetting socks, saying Ray, jump scare, Ray cooking.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what jump scare is.

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Speaker 3: Ray, we're being cringe.

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Speaker 2: I've heard that I don't know what jump scare is.

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Speaker 2: When somebody scares you, well, why don't you just call

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Speaker 2: it scare? Baser does it to me all the time

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Speaker 2: get ridy. Oh yeah, that's not scared, that's happy dude.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, that's when she wants to do

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I said, when I cut the lights, you

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Speaker 1: But no, no, no no, But I'm saying, when the

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Speaker 3: And that's that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: My kids love to jump scare. Then they have gotten

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Speaker 2: It used to they would make noise, you know, you'd

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, see what, I'm an authoritarian. I'd shut

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Speaker 1: that shit down. Why it's not funny. It's got my

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Speaker 1: nerves rattled. Don't do that shit when I'm hungover son.

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Speaker 2: My wife hates. She gets scared so easily. She does

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Speaker 2: not like that. I don't. I mean, it scares me,

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Speaker 2: but I still find it funny.

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Speaker 1: I find it funny one time, but then I'm shutting

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Speaker 1: it down, like day one boomers here, everything's funny. After that,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, knock that shit off, dude, not funny.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I've had to shut down is

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Speaker 1: the hitting on the ass, slapping my ass. The kids

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Speaker 2: Not expecting to look god, and you think, oh, a

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Speaker 2: six year old, it can't hurt boy, and it's stings.

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Speaker 2: It's like mother, they whack you.

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Speaker 1: I can relate to that. I remember probably around the

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Speaker 1: same age six years old. Mom told us, hey, you

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Speaker 1: can't slap the guy at church's ass anymore, dude. We

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Speaker 1: had done it for so long Lou Wagner just slap

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Speaker 1: along with be like, ah shit, you know, just slap

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Speaker 1: him as hard as we could. One day, Mom said

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Speaker 1: you can't do that in this world. We said, Mom,

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Speaker 1: you're shutting down the ass slap dude. It was.

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Speaker 3: It was a core memory.

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Speaker 2: Oh you want to talk about core memory? Second grade

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Speaker 2: ms Butler.

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Speaker 3: Dude, Hey, we used to grab her hangar.

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Speaker 3: Try that in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now you can't do that.

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Speaker 2: No, you're racing full You were a skater. No, I

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Speaker 2: Every time he went around the skating rink, every lap,

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Speaker 2: She held up? Man, And my dad even says he

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it hurts me.

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Speaker 1: But apparently when I drink a little bit, oh, I

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Speaker 3: Life just came full circle.

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Speaker 1: When I was six, I got scolded for slapping the

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Speaker 3: Thirty three years later.

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Speaker 2: Start the show man, all right, we're gonnay, let's slap

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Speaker 2: you like that? He Arnold?

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Speaker 1: You like that?

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Speaker 3: Hey Arnold?

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Speaker 1: Get over here, man, Yeah, get up, get over here.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, do the intro with us. Warm up

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Speaker 2: Loses, do it.

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Speaker 1: Again, loses.

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Speaker 3: All right, We're gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Wait oh the one, two three?

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Speaker 2: So losers, what up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 3: What up Yachts?

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Speaker 2: Arenold?

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Speaker 1: I went party in at bill Bottom Country Lady Wilson's

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Speaker 1: part It's pretty fun. I used to like Fgo, though

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Speaker 1: better tonight I'm partying with Abby. I love to drake

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Speaker 1: what up y'allis is? And I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 1: an alpha male. I live on the North side of

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Speaker 1: Nashville with Baser, my wife. White picket fence, not really

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Speaker 3: There is three point six acres for sale near the mall.

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Speaker 1: I want to try and get in with you and

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Speaker 3: Arnold, you got.

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Speaker 1: Any money top of bucks? All right, that's an investment.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like over to you, lunch what I got?

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Speaker 2: What would you like to do with that three point

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's actually a good spots.

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Speaker 1: It's next to about four different roads, Dude, we'd have

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Speaker 3: Actually that's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you could build a shopping center and

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Speaker 2: then but then you have to get peace ball to

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Speaker 1: Well, not to sound like I know what I'm talking about,

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Speaker 1: the money. Right now, You've got to invest. It's it's

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Speaker 1: called premiums. You got to buy one hundred shares of

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Speaker 2: You got to buy one hundred shares for an account.

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Speaker 1: Right So that's why you want to get more inexpensive ones.

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Speaker 1: If you're doing you're in video when it was up

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Speaker 3: Don't have it.

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Speaker 2: I don't have that.

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Speaker 1: So that's how you get the premiums. And then you

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Speaker 1: So once I have money. Trust me, That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do. But until then, so I've watched these Damn

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Speaker 1: you see the Instagram guy that goes around and says, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: I saw you in that Ferrari. I'm from Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 1: I started this channel. Do you mind me asking what

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Speaker 2: Dude? You know what's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I used to go to school with his teacher.

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Speaker 2: No, that showed up in my feed the other day.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea or why or what it is.

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Speaker 2: And it says and he's like, this person's worth five

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Speaker 3: What I learned from there is the people that are

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Speaker 2: That is one thing I do think about, like when

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Speaker 2: why did we not when we were younger just buy

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Speaker 1: Yes, but did we have the money though, at the time,

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Speaker 2: I don't even care parking garage. I'm talking just a

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Speaker 2: charge for that. Every single day people park there. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, you're so rich. Correct, And that's our problem.

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Speaker 2: That's the same problem why nobody in America is rich.

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Speaker 2: You have to have access to this cash. So we

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Speaker 2: That's how we get rich. It's having the money to

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Speaker 2: to do it before the city blows up. We needed

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Speaker 2: Didn't have money in the eighties. Then Austin blew up.

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Speaker 2: It's too late, we can't afford a parking lot. We

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Speaker 2: the day we moved to Nashville. Eleven years later, Nashville's

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Speaker 1: The guy feel the worst for is my buddy Bjay.

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Speaker 1: You met him, Yeah, was with David. They didn't break up.

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Speaker 1: I think they're still together investment wise. Dude, he knew

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Speaker 1: When I first saw him and Baser, Baser used to

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Speaker 1: a machine that people would put the paper hido booth. Yes,

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Speaker 1: give them the costumes and stuff. It was perfect and

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Speaker 1: beautiful and great. But the reason BJ invests in that

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Speaker 1: And BJ says it to this day. They ended up

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Speaker 1: BJ's not worried about ten thousand. BJ wants one hundred thousand,

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Speaker 1: So he's not going to go to all these events

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Speaker 1: my point is this, BJ goes, dude, why did I

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Speaker 2: We screwed up by not investing in bachelorrette parties. We

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Speaker 2: party memorabilia or supplies, we'd be gazillionaires.

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Speaker 1: The billion dollar idea with bachelorettes isn't the merchandise.

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Speaker 2: What is.

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Speaker 3: Strippers?

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Speaker 1: What do every one of these bachelor party, bachelorette and

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Speaker 1: friendly business headed by people from the Big Show, who

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Speaker 1: wouldn't trust that? And then we get dirty strippers with

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Speaker 1: eight packs working for us. We give them a hundred

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Speaker 1: and Saturday night. Hey, oh hei, Loly, so help me God,

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Speaker 1: that's a billion dollar idea.

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Speaker 2: Only problem is, I don't think many bachelorette parties want strippers.

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Speaker 2: I would bet you fifty team percent of bachelorette parties.

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Speaker 1: That's the lot I'm telling you. The reason I know this,

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Speaker 2: Do you think do you think more than fifteen percent

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Speaker 2: of bachelorette parties want a stripper? Or is it even

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Speaker 2: lower than that?

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Speaker 1: Bro, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Bachelor parties, No, No, Bachelor parties eighty five percent want strippers.

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Speaker 2: Bachelorette parties. I don't think it's very prevalent.

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Speaker 1: The reason I say this is because I did it

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Speaker 1: when I first started working at the show and I

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Speaker 3: Dude, I went to hotels and I would go dance

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Speaker 3: in the room. It was massive.

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Speaker 1: It grew too big to where I said, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: can't be taking off my clothes and then trying to

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: It's like my sister in high school, she got a stripper.

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Speaker 2: Her and her friends, they got a stripper and all

439
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Speaker 2: they did was run away from the guy screaming because

440
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Speaker 2: they were like, Ah, so, I don't think it's the

441
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Speaker 2: same for females and males. I think males want strippers,

442
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Speaker 2: females don't. I could be totally wrong.

443
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Speaker 3: I think we got a call. No that woe makes sense.

444
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Speaker 2: What we're gonna call what my.

445
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Speaker 1: Sister just hosts our head was the head of a

446
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Speaker 1: bachelorette party. I was gonna ask her, would you have

447
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 1: hired a stripper? And then it's like her brother's asking

448
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,560
Speaker 1: her that, hey, would you have hired me to strip

449
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Speaker 1: in front of your people?

450
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Speaker 2: Well that's weird.

451
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm telling you they all don't do it

452
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,680
Speaker 1: because first of all, it's considered dirty. But what if

453
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Speaker 1: we had our clean image from the big show, Then

454
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Speaker 1: they're all gonna come to us, and then we have

455
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Speaker 1: the guys that we trust.

456
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Speaker 3: The r notes.

457
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Speaker 1: I'll get an apack people like that that are family friendly.

458
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Speaker 1: They're gonna get in their underwear. They're not gonna see

459
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Speaker 1: any dong, but they need that pivotal temp pole moment

460
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Speaker 1: at a bachelorette party. What is it getting drunk on

461
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Speaker 1: a Friday night? Nobody wants that memory? The girls all

462
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,679
Speaker 1: want the memory of the guy shaking his shit on

463
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Speaker 1: a Saturday night, and then you have the flight home Sunday.

464
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Speaker 1: It's it's a moment that everyone needs they don't have

465
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Speaker 1: access to.

466
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Speaker 2: My question for you is is the big penis like inflatable?

467
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Speaker 2: Is that a thing of the past. I haven't seen

468
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Speaker 2: that as much. It used to be very prevalent where

469
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Speaker 2: they had the penis straws, a penis uh, you know,

470
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,800
Speaker 2: blow up floaty all that that they carried around on Broadway.

471
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,040
Speaker 2: Are the penis like things gone like? Is that a

472
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Speaker 2: thing of the past?

473
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Speaker 1: Right, here's the market we need to invest in penis inflatables. Yes,

474
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 1: it is, because it's tacky. Now it's all about Instagram.

475
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 1: A girl doesn't want to put that on her tics

476
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Speaker 1: or TikTok.

477
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Speaker 3: They wanted.

478
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: What they want is girls makeup, get ready with me,

479
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 1: glam squad. That's all they care about. The dicks and tits.

480
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 1: It's the thing of the past, and.

481
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Speaker 2: This segment is the thing of the past. We'll be

482
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Speaker 2: right back ray. I need your help, man, I come here.

483
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,880
Speaker 2: I come to you because look, last week I told

484
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Speaker 2: you about my survivor pick. I picked the Bengals and

485
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,120
Speaker 2: half my and half my eliminators. And this is where

486
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: you had to pick one team to win. That's all

487
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: they do is win, and you advance. You can only

488
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 2: use one team throughout the year once. You can only

489
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 2: use the team once. So the other half that I'm

490
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Speaker 2: still in. Who is my pick this week? Ray?

491
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Speaker 1: Who you ever heard of a team named the Tennessee

492
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Speaker 1: Tight Oh my god, I'm kidding.

493
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Speaker 3: Let's be serious. Let's be serious.

494
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Speaker 1: For me, it's either the forty nine ers or it's

495
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Speaker 1: your Detroit Lions. I don't know who either one of

496
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Speaker 1: them is playing. Go with one of those the forty

497
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Speaker 1: nine ers on the road at Minnesota. Absolutely, who's their

498
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Speaker 1: quarterback Dante Culpepper Sam Dollinger.

499
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Speaker 2: Then you have the Detroit Lions hosting the Tampa Bay Bucks.

500
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Speaker 3: Yet you're thinking of a Tampa Bay Bucks team that

501
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 3: went off they quite frankly, they they was cooking.

502
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Speaker 2: They were cooking.

503
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Speaker 1: They're not gonna do that. They were slapping that ass.

504
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that doesn't happen. It's a It's the

505
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Speaker 1: roller coaster of the weeks. Baker Mayfield ain't get forty

506
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: Fantasy points. Evan Williams ain't catching these long passes Mike

507
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: Evans telling you it's a dip for them and the

508
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: Lions are on the way up. Those are both two locks.

509
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Speaker 1: Money line, you're not going against.

510
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Speaker 2: No, you're not going to spread. It's just money line.

511
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Speaker 2: See here, here's.

512
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Speaker 3: Don't get cute'. That's how you lose the eliminator.

513
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Speaker 2: This is what I do every year.

514
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Speaker 3: What do you think you went? Bengals.

515
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Speaker 1: They don't have mixing. They don't even know Joe Burrow's

516
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Speaker 1: part of a male band. Bro, he's got damn Oh.

517
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember he showed I forgot about that. I

518
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 2: should have known that from the jump when he showed

519
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 2: him that beach blonde hair bad sign.

520
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Speaker 3: Did you see his teeth?

521
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Speaker 2: No he got veneers? Oh no, he got veneers. Yes,

522
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Speaker 2: they all are, dude, Come on, Joe Burrow. No, But

523
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Speaker 2: here's my thing. I'm thinking.

524
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Speaker 1: You're not thinking you're gonna play a little bit more

525
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Speaker 1: soft when you have veneers in.

526
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Speaker 2: Come on, I'm thinking the Los Angeles Chargers. But here's

527
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Speaker 2: the problem. They're traveling all the way from California, all

528
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Speaker 2: the way over to Charlotte to play the Carolina Panthers.

529
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Speaker 2: And let me tell you, the Carolina Panthers.

530
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Speaker 3: Sucked Caress and they're they're missing their best player.

531
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Speaker 2: They their defensive guy got hurt.

532
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Speaker 3: That's the best player on the team.

533
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Speaker 2: They suck. But you know how I am about the

534
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 2: whole travel from one time zone to another time zone.

535
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Speaker 2: So I'm staring at the Chargers and I'm like, it

536
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 2: has to be the Chargers. And then I'm like, well,

537
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Speaker 2: that's what I said last week. It was so obvious

538
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: that it was the Bengals, and I just got locked

539
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 2: in on the Bengals and I couldn't let go. And

540
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 2: then I would let go halfway through, and I gave

541
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Speaker 2: some Seahawks and some Bengals all my Bengals ones. They're out.

542
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: So I have like four Survivor pools left, and now

543
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Speaker 2: do I go with the damn Chargers.

544
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Speaker 1: I would categorize that under cute. I would do a

545
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 1: Lions or a forty nine Ers and not even watch

546
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Speaker 1: the games on Sunday psych I would watch every game

547
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Speaker 1: because I have the YouTube TV and five TVs that

548
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Speaker 1: I have access to.

549
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Speaker 2: I am gonna have to do maybe some finagling with

550
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 2: my cable because I still don't have ESPN, and so

551
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm thinking that I might have to switch to to

552
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 2: TV after all this time. But someone let me go

553
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 2: to the email. Here, we have an email gave me

554
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 2: some advice to save a lot of money.

555
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: Ray, I'm gonna do it illegally.

556
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no, where the heck was it? It says coachers.

557
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know. Did I delete it?

558
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 2: How did it disappear?

559
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: Well, this is what happens when you don't have producers

560
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Speaker 1: on a show.

561
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: No did it delete?

562
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 3: Guys?

563
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: So what you're seeing is the soft underbelly of Lunchbox

564
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: when you hear him on the Big Show, that is

565
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 1: when he has producers helping him out. Here on this show,

566
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 1: he has no producers, and he looks like shit.

567
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Speaker 2: Frankly, No, no, someone emailed us.

568
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Speaker 1: Can you guys, imagine on the Big Show if Bones

569
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: went to go to the Bonehead and lunch didn't have

570
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: it as Does that ever happened? No, because he has producers.

571
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: So we free will here. And this is a case

572
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: in point.

573
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Speaker 2: Someone told me what you got to do it right

574
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: away is you call and you threaten to leave. You say, hey,

575
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 2: I'm out, like I'm not doing this anymore. I gotta

576
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 2: have ESPN and they will give you a huge discount

577
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 2: at direct TV. Do it to stay, and so I

578
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,959
Speaker 2: need to do that, but I don't want the damn discount.

579
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: I want ESPN. Like, what are we doing without ESPN?

580
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: This Direct TV that we have in the studio doesn't

581
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 2: have ESPN. So it was a country wide deal that's

582
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: gone south. Yeah, it's Direct TV and ESPN fighting. And

583
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: whoever it was that sent it to me, it may

584
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 2: have been Mabe said. I told them I don't care

585
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: about a discount. You guys are all billionaires fighting with

586
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 2: other billionaires, and I am the one that has to suffer.

587
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: I don't get ESPN. I'm out. And they said, sorry, sir,

588
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 2: right now, we can't give you ESPN. He said, disconnect

589
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 2: my service, and they disconnected his service. Maybe maybe Chris Mabe,

590
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: I think he may have said it.

591
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Speaker 1: PEPSI man, Yeah, it's been actually enough time where we've

592
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: hung out with the sore losers. We need to start

593
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: learning their names and knowing who they are.

594
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: Well, they haven't made it to the convention yet, but

595
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 2: that that was just what I'm saying is I don't

596
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: know what to do about my ESPN, but I am stuck.

597
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 2: I'm going chargers charge.

598
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 3: Dude, you're you asked for my advice and didn't take it.

599
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 2: Well, I worry about the Niners because they played on

600
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: Monday night, so it's a short week.

601
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Speaker 1: The more and more I started looking on in my life,

602
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Boomer doesn't take my advice. My parents, I don't know

603
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: really what i'd give them advice.

604
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 2: I can't give them advice.

605
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 1: Actually, my dad, he's doing a little bit of weight

606
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: loss stuff, so me and Baser try to give him

607
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: a little bit of advice. He'll take it from Baser.

608
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: He would never take advice from me. So my dad

609
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: doesn't listen to my advice. You right now don't listen

610
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 1: to my advice, Boomer, I already said, doesn't listen to

611
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: my advice. I'm getting senile Baser, sure as shit doesn't

612
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 1: listen to my advice. Ever, uh, Bones doesn't listen to

613
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: my advice. Bro, I have started to realize nobody listens

614
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: to my advice. So guess what, I'm keeping it all

615
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: to myself. My futures bets my my betting, the way

616
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: I can the way I can make shitloads of money

617
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: keeping it all to myself because nobody gives a shit

618
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: about my advice.

619
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Speaker 3: That's fine. I'll be on an island given my advice

620
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 3: to the server that's bringing me the penia kalada. I'll say, hey,

621
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 3: you want some advice, and guess what, He'll fucking want

622
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 3: my advice, and I'll give it to him, and I'll

623
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 3: suck off that pina kalada. And the only people that

624
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: are gonna hear my advice is a seagull, the beach.

625
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: Bar bum, and a penia kalada. Cocadut.

626
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: Now, are you gonna tell us who's gonna win the Heisman? Yeah?

627
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 3: Do you want it?

628
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

629
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 3: All right, here's my advice. That's a hell of a segue.

630
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: So I did the math, and in the last twenty years,

631
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,439
Speaker 1: the player with the highest QBR wins the Heisman, with

632
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: the exception. If it's a running back this year, guy

633
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 1: at Rutgers Malcola wagga.

634
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you said the wrong. He can't win it.

635
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: He's at rut curse. There's no chance he can win

636
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 2: the Heisman, So move on.

637
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: Bingo.

638
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: Ali Gordon, great running back, terrible game against Arkansas, not

639
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: winning the Heisman. So you take out the running backs.

640
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: There's no really standout wide receivers. If it's a quarterback.

641
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: In the last twenty years, the quarterback with the highest

642
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: QBR has won the Heisman. A couple of years it

643
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: was top five. But it is shocking. Is that not shocking?

644
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's shocking or not shocking. It is.

645
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: And so this year it because of QBR. It's gonna

646
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: be cam Ward from the Canes, It's gonna be Carson

647
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: Beck from Georgia, or it's gonna be Quinn yours.

648
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: There's only three, and who's the favorite.

649
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 3: Q Quinny yours?

650
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: Okay?

651
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 1: Five times your money? Uh, cam Ward? Seven times your

652
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: money back, nine times your money. Guys, it's Quinn yours.

653
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to put your money on Quinn Yours.

654
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: No interception, six touchdowns through two games. Cam Ward. I

655
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: feel like there's a couple of things. He's gonna trip

656
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: up Florida State. For the love of God, you gotta

657
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 1: think they're gonna beat somebody. There's a tough Georgia Tech

658
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: in that schedule. They're maybe gonna play in an ACC

659
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: championship game, and I believe that's before the Heisman ceremony.

660
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 1: Cam Ward's out, Carson Beck, You're on a powerhouse.

661
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 3: They play nobody.

662
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: He did have five touch downs last week, but the

663
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: running backs are gonna get a lot of those tugs.

664
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: Give me Quinn yours to win the Heisman at five

665
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: times your money.

666
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 3: It's math o, lock it up.

667
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 2: Not bad, thank you. I mean you went really out

668
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: there with your taking the favorite to win the Heisman.

669
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 2: I mean that is very bold, like all the research,

670
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 2: I mean everything. I mean, guys, let me tell you

671
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 2: Ray is giving you some groundbreaking advice here. Take the

672
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: absolute betting favorite. What Vegas says is the leader in

673
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: the clubhouse right now, take that person to win the Heisman.

674
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: That is some solid advice. Hey, guys, the Chiefs are

675
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 2: favored by fifteen. Take the Chiefs money line to win

676
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 2: the game.

677
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: I mean, so deep in my math, I didn't even

678
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: realize that. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

679
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 2: So bold, dude, I mean wow, I mean I am

680
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 2: so bold away by this. I'm gonna take a break.

681
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 2: I need a minute to collect my It's like, wow,

682
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 2: holy s Ray is so smart, and I'm gonna tell

683
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 2: you why kids are disgusting. Right after this, We're sitting

684
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: at the dinner table last night and baby Box two,

685
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: who is four years old, he looks at my wife

686
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: and he says, Mama, my booty really stinks grows, and

687
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: she goes, why did you toot? He goes no, and

688
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: she goes, well, how do you know your booty stinks? Then,

689
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: and he puts his head down and he goes, I

690
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: don't want to tell you. She goes, no, no, no,

691
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: you have to tell mommy and daddy things.

692
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 3: Will you hand me the t bone steak.

693
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: You're you know you're not gonna get in trouble, but

694
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 2: just tell me how you know that your booty stinks.

695
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: And he just goes and she's like, remember that one

696
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: time you cut your bangs. I didn't get mad at you.

697
00:31:56,360 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: You told me and I was like okay, and he goes, well,

698
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: I know my booty stinks because I stuck my hand

699
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: and my booty and then I smelled it. Okay, Like

700
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: what the are you doing?

701
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 3: This is appropriate dinner table conversation?

702
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if it's appropriate dinner time conversation,

703
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: but it's just when it came up. And at that point,

704
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: I don't know exactly how you talk to a four

705
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: year old and let him know, hey, you don't need

706
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: to be sticking your hand in your butt and smelling

707
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: it like that's so it is so disgusting. But we

708
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: said we wouldn't get mad. But he's telling me he's

709
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 2: sticking his hand in his butt and he is smelling it,

710
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: And so I looked at him. I said, dude, in there, No,

711
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 2: I said, now, you know, you get poop on your

712
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: hands when you do that. He goes, ew, I don't

713
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 2: want poopoo.

714
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: Hands, he goes.

715
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 2: But I just wanted to know if it smelled bad.

716
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, let's not do that, because that's how

717
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: you get sick. That's how maybe you were throwing up

718
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: the other day is because you were sticking your hand

719
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 2: in your butt and sniffing it.

720
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: Did you start the story with you, your wife and

721
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: your kids were down eating dinner.

722
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: We were sitting at the table for dinner.

723
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shit, what family still eat dinner together?

724
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: Yeah?

725
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

726
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: In the way of the world that we are going,

727
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: people get their uber eats and they're on their tic TACs.

728
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: The fact you got five people to all sit at

729
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 1: the table and talk, regardless of the topic, conversation, that's

730
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: applaudable in today's society. Wow.

731
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that came one day after the big mess up

732
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 2: that the wife and I kind of got in a

733
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 2: little tiff because get home with the kids, you know,

734
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: and I'm outside and I'm on the phone with Granny

735
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 2: and Grandpa and Toolbox and you know, hat Box. We're

736
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: just chatting away. I'm just hanging in the front yard.

737
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: The kids keep coming in and out. They're talking to me,

738
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 2: get away from the moat, and I end up talking

739
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 2: to my parents for like forty five minutes, just about life,

740
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: how everything's going.

741
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: Hey dad, I never asked you what's your favorite color?

742
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: No, no, don't. I don't know what his favorite color is.

743
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: Don't know what my mom's favorite color is either, never

744
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: really asked them that. But we're just talking about other things,

745
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 2: just talking.

746
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: Hey dad, how's your sex life.

747
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 2: I'd rather talk to my kid about sticking his fingers

748
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: and his butt and smelling them than know about my parents'

749
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 2: sex life. Do you think about that like your parents are? Hey?

750
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: No, No, I mean you could think of you realize

751
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 1: your mind's really powerful. You could think about anything any

752
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: moment of the day. But I choose the things that

753
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: I think about.

754
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: But when you look at your mom and dad, do

755
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 2: you think, man, they still do it.

756
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 1: No, I don't ever think about that because that's just

757
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 1: a gross thought. But I have ways of blocking stuff

758
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 1: out of my head, Like if I do some mistake,

759
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: block from the head, forget about it Friday afternoon, don't

760
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 1: care about it.

761
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 3: So you can block stuff. You have that power.

762
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,240
Speaker 1: You need to teach your son he has that power

763
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: to not wonder about what's in his butthole.

764
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 2: I agree, I need him to block that out because

765
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: I do think about that. Like I think about like

766
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 2: when my father in law's around, Like does he sit

767
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 2: there and go, man, this dude's banging my daughter. Does

768
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: he have that thought or is that not in his head? Now?

769
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 3: I mean I originally probably yes, but now.

770
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 2: Like you don't think your father in law sit there going, man,

771
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: he's going to bed with my daughter. I that's so weird,

772
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: Like that is a weird concept that eventually your your

773
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 2: kid is gonna be I don't know. That's just weird

774
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 2: to me, right if you choose to think about that.

775
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 2: But I just don't, well, I don't choose to think

776
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 2: about it just pops in my head sometimes, like man,

777
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: he thinks, oh, yeah, he's having sex with my daughter.

778
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 3: Like if you ever thought about hooking on with Arnold?

779
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 2: What fuck? No, I haven't.

780
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

781
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 3: You have that power to not think about that.

782
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, anyway back to my original story. I'm sorry.

783
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 2: So after forty five minutes, I tell my my parents,

784
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: all right, I gotta go, you know what I mean.

785
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go inside, hopefully, you know, maybe dinner's ready

786
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: by now or something. And I go inside and the

787
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 2: plates are all on the counter, and I'm like what.

788
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 2: And I go to my wife. I said, did you

789
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 2: guys already eat? She goes yeah. I'm like, oh, why

790
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 2: didn't you come out and say, hey, dinner's ready? She goes, oh,

791
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 2: I thought you'd be in any minute. I said, yeah, yeah.

792
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: But when I didn't come in in a minute, you

793
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: don't think you could pop your head out and say, hey,

794
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 2: we're gonna eat. You want to come in and eat?

795
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 2: And she's like, oh. I was like, you could even

796
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 2: texted me. You could even texted me instead of walking

797
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 2: the ten feet to the door, you could have texted

798
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: me and said, hey, you coming inside for dinner. Instead,

799
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 2: you guys had dinner without me. She's like, yeah, I

800
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: mean I just thought, oh, he'll be in a minute,

801
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 2: and then a couple of minutes you weren't there. So

802
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, he'll be in another minute, and

803
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,880
Speaker 2: they say, you know, we were done eating dinner.

804
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 1: Is that what led to TIFFs? Or you said Tiff

805
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: that was a tiff?

806
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: Yea a fight?

807
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I ordered TIFF's treats right.

808
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 2: Well, why would I order TIFFs treats? She's the one

809
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 2: that didn't tell me, damn, dinner was ready.

810
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: I sided with your wife. How I have real life examples,

811
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: go for it. Baser does Uber Eats. She knows exactly

812
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: when it's gonna be delivered. When it comes and she says, hey,

813
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,399
Speaker 1: Uber Eats is here. I go get Uber Eats once

814
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: a month. Guys, we don't do it regularly every week

815
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: in this economy. I know, and get it, and I

816
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: put it on the table and I'll just start eating.

817
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: And sometimes she's under the assumption that I'm gonna bring

818
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: it to her in bed. I just you know, the

819
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: food's there, so come out and get it. Yeah, no,

820
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: or if what if I just go get the pizza.

821
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: So there's there's like about a two minute thing where

822
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: it says it's coming down our driveway and when I

823
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: start eating, I'll just go get it put on the

824
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: table and start eating. Do I need to go into

825
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: the bedroom and say, hey, do you want me to

826
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: bring the food too? I'll just start eating. I'm with

827
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 1: your wife. You don't need to know.

828
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 3: You knew around when the meal was gonna be made.

829
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: My wife knows when a uber is gonna come into

830
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:18,720
Speaker 1: the table.

831
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 2: I get that uber eats is a set time.

832
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: See, guys, here's this thing uber eats for you rich people. Well,

833
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,440
Speaker 1: because my wife can't hear the door because for whatever reason,

834
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: we had a two hundred square feet that I didn't

835
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 1: plan on having, so she actually can't hear the door shut,

836
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: so she doesn't know that food is on the table.

837
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: Is it my job to say dinner's here when she

838
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: knows the roundabout time that that food is gonna be

839
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 1: put on the table from when I went and got

840
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: it from the uber eats.

841
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 2: Now that I understand, I just sit down and start eating.

842
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 3: Just like your wife.

843
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,720
Speaker 2: I'm hungry. I'm gonna agree with you on your side,

844
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: but mine is not an uber eat situation where there's

845
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 2: a set time. When on an app it tells you

846
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 2: when they're gonna be at your freaking door. This is

847
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: my My wife is in the kitchen making some dinner

848
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: and she's gonna put it on plates and we're gonna eat.

849
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: And if she doesn't tell me it's ready, I would

850
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 2: never So I'm just supposed to stand there and just

851
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 2: watch her until it's ready. No, say hey, dinner's ready.

852
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: And I said, you usually come outside and say hey,

853
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: dinner's ready, and she goes, yeah, but you're usually outside

854
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 2: with the kids. Kids weren't out there. So I'm supposed

855
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: to just magically, no, it's ready.

856
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: It's it's the same. It's you and Bezer the same.

857
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: Y'all should date you guys need to then check on

858
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: the knee.

859
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 3: I don't know.

860
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: It's not mine and your wife. Me and your wife

861
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: are in the same boat on this one. It's not

862
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: our job to notify you of the meal that you

863
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: already know is about to be made.

864
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 2: In some.

865
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: Five minute window. The meal's made, come check in on it.

866
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: What if you just came and just what if you

867
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: on the phone just come in, huh, look and see

868
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 1: if the food's made. It's your wife's job to come

869
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: notify you that the food is made. No, No, hang

870
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: out for a second, just see if all the food's

871
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: coming in, Hey, would you bring in the room all

872
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: the foods here?

873
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 2: That's the thing, dude, How do you think it would

874
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 2: fly over if at the Dallas Cowboys facility, catering gets

875
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 2: put out and they just leave it out and then

876
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 2: they leave. You're telling me they would, And if they

877
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: didn't go down the hallway and tell Zeke and Dak

878
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 2: and Ceedee Lamb and Jake Ferguson, if they didn't stick

879
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 2: their head in the other rooms say hey, guys, food's ready,

880
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 2: Come and eat it.

881
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 3: Brandon cooks, Thanks.

882
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 2: Brandon Cooks. Thanks. If you don't think there would be

883
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 2: a problem that the person that cooked the food didn't

884
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: go down and tell freaking Mike McCarthy, I mean, you

885
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 2: think Mike McCarthy's gonna be okay with not eating, No.

886
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: Sir, that's because it's an outside catering source, somebody that's

887
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: not related or in cahoots with the person eating the meal.

888
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: You and your wife are on such a similar thought pattern.

889
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: You guys know, invaser all of it. There's no need

890
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: for the notifications of the meal. Once you shoot a

891
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: deer fifty years ago, you started eating the fucker you

892
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 1: don't go tell the caveman.

893
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I got a deer. I'm gonna cook it. No, man,

894
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 3: you just started eating that.

895
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: And I come from the philosophy you never know when

896
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: your next meal is gonna be. So if there's a

897
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: buck at my door, I'm gonna start eating you, come

898
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: come out and find it.

899
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 3: Find your buck.

900
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 2: Won't take a break. Me and my wife made up later.

901
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: Ray Hellvin analogy. Hi, Ray, Yo, I got a wait

902
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 2: for you to make one hundred thousand dollars.

903
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: You were about to say, Ray, will you give us

904
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: your heisman meth? And I was like, oh my gosh,

905
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: you're losing your mind. I already did the segment. I

906
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: wanted you to say that so bad because I was

907
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: hoping you were daydreaming that bus. I already did the segment. Dude,

908
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: you lost your mind?

909
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 2: Why you thought I was really that bad?

910
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: Your tone though, acting like you're about to go to me.

911
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: And I didn't tell you any other segment that I

912
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: was gonna do. And I was gonna say, oh my gosh,

913
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 1: am I losing my mind? Or is this dude going

914
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 1: for the heisman?

915
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 2: A kid?

916
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: I already gave it. It's Quinn yours. Our people have

917
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: already bet it much us need to hear this segment

918
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,320
Speaker 1: of second time nude.

919
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,240
Speaker 2: I did that one time. I'm not that bad. Okay,

920
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: I was paying attention. Uh. The Browns have a chance

921
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: for you to win one hundred thousand dollars pulling it up.

922
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: It's with Dude Wipes, the Dude Wipe Sweepstakes. The Browns

923
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 2: have not here. Come on computer, My computer's so old. Dude,

924
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 2: enter for a chance to win Stop the Streak one

925
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: hundred k for a Brown's kick return touchdown. Dude Wipes

926
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 2: invite you to enter for a chance to win Stop

927
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: the Streak Sweepstakes. If the Browns were turning to kickoff

928
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: for a touchdown during the twenty twenty four twenty twenty

929
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: five season, one person will win one hundred thousand dollars.

930
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 2: Lude you gotta sign up. All you gotta is sign up,

931
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 2: put your name, email address, zip code, and they run

932
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: a kickoff back. You win one hundred thousand dollars.

933
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: You know what the Titans are trying to do, what

934
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: we already explained it before. How they do visiting games

935
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: away games. You can go watch it at the stadium.

936
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: We won't know how it's gonna happen as they play

937
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 1: at home with Jets, right, yep, I'm correct. Okay, dude.

938
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: Now they're partnering with Miranda Lambert. So if you buy tickets,

939
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: that's how they get you. And it's a bait and

940
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: switch is what they call it in the marketing world.

941
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: You wouldn't know, you're not a marketing person like me.

942
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: I do have a little bit of background in it.

943
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 1: So you buy the tickets and then they said they

944
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: will select a certain amount of people that can listen

945
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: to Miranda Lambert's new album in the whatever, the catering area,

946
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: the Platinum Lounge, and you can eat and stuff. I

947
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: don't know if you meet Miranda Lambert, but it's the

948
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: Titans and their logos, like Miranda Lambert wearing.

949
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 3: A Titans hat. It's like a graphic, a caricature.

950
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: So not only are we now doing visiting away games,

951
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: you can watch in the jumbo tron. Now you could

952
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: listen to Miranda Lambert's album at the game before the game.

953
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: That's how we're selling tickets.

954
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: Babe. Let me see now that you made that announcement, well,

955
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 2: the tickets are starting to fly off the show. Oh

956
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 2: my god, do Do you really think people are gonna

957
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 2: buy a damn ticket all because you get to listen

958
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: to Miranda Lambert's album beforehand.

959
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fire, I've heard it.

960
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: Well, if you've heard it, then there's songs.

961
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: About Blake on there.

962
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: What she said she said is this exclusive?

963
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if you say yeah.

964
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 3: I don't know what she said. I actually forgot.

965
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: There were songs she wrote after they divorced, no crap

966
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: that are just now coming out.

967
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: That's weird.

968
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: So hey, okay, okay, now you're wanting to go to

969
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: the Titans, Hey, listen to the album.

970
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: Hey, ray, listen to this.

971
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Song run, I Gotta run.

972
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 2: What I don't understand is she's now married, right. How

973
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,320
Speaker 2: weird is that? Like, this is what's weird about songwriting

974
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 2: because an album doesn't come out for like three years.

975
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 2: So she's writing about songs about her life three years ago.

976
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 2: So if her new husband is sitting there hearing songs

977
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: about her ex husband, very awkward.

978
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 3: What do you think vacation was?

979
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 2: I don't know how banging chicks?

980
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 3: Dude? Was it?

981
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: Now it's about Bezer good point.

982
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't remember it. I don't remember

983
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 2: in and there anything in there about being banging chicks.

984
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 3: I don't even know the damn lyrics. I haven't performed

985
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 3: it like five years. We fell off the performance circuit.

986
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, all right, you're ready for Locks?

987
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh dude, hit the music beat. Arnold had a boy,

988
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: good job.

989
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 2: Look, this is the easiest bed of the weekend. Guys

990
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,279
Speaker 2: to go to Lambeau Field because I don't know what

991
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 2: is gonna go on with. They had to travel to

992
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,720
Speaker 2: South Poweblow, Brazil. They had to travel back from Brazil

993
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 2: up to Lambeau Jordan Love his knee was left down

994
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: in South Powell, Brazil. And that means Milik Willis will

995
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 2: be starting at quarterback for the Green Bay Packers.

996
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, we traded him.

997
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 2: You traded Malik Willis.

998
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: He was on the preseason team.

999
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 2: To the Green Bay Packers. And I don't even know

1000
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 2: if Malik Willis has had time to even pick up

1001
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 2: the playbook. How it's been such a short time. He's

1002
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,920
Speaker 2: only been there like eight days. So you got the

1003
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 2: Colts on the road in Green Bay with Malik Willis

1004
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 2: starting at quarterback. Oh my gosh, just ask yourself, Malik

1005
00:46:54,239 --> 00:47:01,240
Speaker 2: Willis or Anthony Richardson, the answer is Anthony Richardson. I'm sorry, Malik,

1006
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 2: you ain't shit.

1007
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 3: I'm glad you didn't go with ar fifteen.

1008
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 2: Give me the Indianapolis Colts minus two and a half

1009
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: in lambeau Field. Take it to the bank.

1010
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: How many ten more are you gonna give? I just

1011
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: gave you one, all right, I got one NFL on Sunday.

1012
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: I told you, don't get cute. You told me the

1013
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: Vikings quarterback was Dante Culpepper. Give me the forty Niners

1014
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: minus five.

1015
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 3: And a hook noon game on Sunday. Doesn't get easier

1016
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 3: than that. The Niners are amazing.

1017
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get Christian McCaffrey all the other guys

1018
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: are gonna play though forty nine ers and lock it up.

1019
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's gonna be ugly. It's gonna hurt. It's

1020
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: gonna hurt to take this one. Look, man, I watched

1021
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 2: the Washington Commanders. Jayden Daniels didn't know how to throw

1022
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 2: the ball.

1023
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: But his odds improved to be Rookie of the Year.

1024
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 2: Well, he ran the ball pretty well, but he didn't

1025
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 2: throw it very well. And Daniel Jones sucks sucks so

1026
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: bad he sucks. He's so awful, he's terrible. He will

1027
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: not be a starting quarterback next year. But what do

1028
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: they always say? You're not as bad as you are

1029
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: a week one, or you're and you're not as good

1030
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: as you looked in week one. So everybody's gonna tell you.

1031
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 2: Everybody's gonna pick the Commanders. Everybody's gonna pick the Commanders.

1032
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: That's why I'm gonna take the Giants plus two take

1033
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 2: it to the bank.

1034
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: Fuss too, they don't even get safeties. Oh that's just

1035
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,479
Speaker 1: a dirty line. What a gross picked?

1036
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: Then the easiest one of all time. What do the

1037
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 2: Ravens do? The Ravens beat up on bad teams. The

1038
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 2: Raiders are a bad team. The Raiders got tired, They

1039
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 2: got sick and tired of the freaking Chargers running the

1040
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: ball and smacking them in the mouth. The Ravens are

1041
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: gonna run the ball, run the ball, run the ball,

1042
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: run the ball, and they're gonna run over the Raiders.

1043
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 2: Ravens minus eight and a half, take it to the bank.

1044
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 2: That's a lot of points.

1045
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 3: Are we doing any college?

1046
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 2: Go for it?

1047
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: Well, I'm scrolling and I didn't love the bam Obama

1048
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: was sixteen in a hook against Wisconsin. I can't do

1049
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: the balls just because I just want to watch that

1050
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: game as watch.

1051
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 2: Who do they play? Kent State? Oh my god, coachers,

1052
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 2: hope you're doing well. Week one is in the books.

1053
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 2: Heading into Monday night, I cashed a parlay and had

1054
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: won two of three fantasy games, looking to make it

1055
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: a three to zero with a big Nick energy and

1056
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 2: lunches losers only needing two ish points from CMC CMC out,

1057
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 2: not being able to pick up a free agent to

1058
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 2: replace him. Night Ruin drank too much and called out

1059
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: of work. Also, Jordan Mason and an interview after the

1060
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,479
Speaker 2: games that he knew he was playing since Friday, which

1061
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 2: is a direct rules violation. Screw the forty nine ers

1062
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: and Arnold Big Nick Energy. Damn Nick lost because he

1063
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 2: couldn't get CMC was out. That sucks man.

1064
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty brutal.

1065
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: Some dude said he put on the mortgage on the

1066
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: line and then see him see what as a touchdown scorer?

1067
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 2: Well yeah then doesn't even count. Yeah your money back, dude?

1068
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, all right, ready for this college football.

1069
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: I love that you have a sparkly iPad.

1070
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 1: Dude.

1071
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 2: I can tell just.

1072
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,760
Speaker 1: Stop all right, I am gonna go to a college

1073
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: football game on Saturday night. You're going coming, no coming

1074
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 1: to you from Vegas. They are playing this college football

1075
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,320
Speaker 1: game in the sphere.

1076
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: I am going to go in the sphere because they're

1077
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 2: having a UFC in the speed.

1078
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:40,399
Speaker 1: I am going with Sean O'Malley Vikings kind of even

1079
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: money minus one forty to beat Meer rab Dash Vidil Tigers.

1080
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: Give me O'Malley Vikings and lock it up.

1081
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 2: You're such an idiot. You are such an idiot.

1082
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 3: Blocking up a UFC fighting guys.

1083
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: Remember, I'm gonna go to that million dollar sound system

1084
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: and listen to it on Saturday night.

1085
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: I'll have a full report on Monday.

1086
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 2: Lunch and Ray. I'm an azzy based listener of the

1087
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 2: Sore Losers and the Big Show. I'm heading the Las

1088
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 2: Vegas next March is as the NFL Australian Rugby League

1089
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 2: is opening its season there, sort of like the NFL

1090
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 2: doing the whole England thing. I'm also coming to Nashville

1091
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 2: in late February and would absolutely love to meet you

1092
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: guys and see the studio. As a radio nerd who

1093
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 2: also works in media, myself wondering what the chances would be.

1094
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: I assure you I'm not a crazy stalker, though I'm

1095
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 2: sure that's what crazy stalkers say. Would love to hear

1096
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 2: back Troy Dodds from Australia. Nude, bring it on. You

1097
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 2: want to come sit on the pod? You can do

1098
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 2: the pod with us when you get here. Let us know,

1099
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 2: Brother one, Last one Coachers. The last two times I've

1100
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: tried to suggest the pod to a new listener, there

1101
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: was a six year old screaming poopy butt, and the

1102
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 2: other time you attempted to do your intro three to

1103
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 2: four times without realizing you've already done it. It should

1104
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 2: go without saying that those two jewels will not be

1105
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: listening again. Jump the shark, maybe what the actual hell?

1106
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 2: Ray is constantly promoting the podcast which suggest you want

1107
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: new listeners, but with crap like that, no one in

1108
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 2: their right mind is going to listen besides the loyal

1109
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 2: sore Losers fan base. You've been on the radio professionally

1110
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 2: for twenty years. Figure it out, thanks, Jacob McFarlane.

1111
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a co host, guys, I'm a producer,

1112
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: he said.

1113
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 2: My friends think I'm an idiot. Thanks man cool.

1114
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got to end this one, dude, Yeah.

1115
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 2: We gotta go. All right, have a good weekend, guys.

1116
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 2: Looks like a lot of rain in Nashville. I had

1117
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 2: no idea rain was coming to Nashville. My friend April,

1118
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: I guess she was coming to town with some girlfriends,

1119
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 2: and she hit me up on Facebook. She goes, is

1120
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 2: there really a hurricane coming to Nashville. I was like, what,

1121
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 2: she goes. We were supposed to come this weekend, but

1122
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 2: we canceled our flights because it looked like it was

1123
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: gonna be rain all weekend. I was like, news to me,

1124
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 2: So thanks for filling me in on that.

1125
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, farms and crops need it. Yeah, so all air

1126
00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 3: on that side. I don't care about your golf game.

1127
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: We just need the pumpkins and we need the hey

1128
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: more of a corn and weed.

1129
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: I guess at this point.

1130
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 2: Not to sound old, but we could really use the

1131
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 2: rain we do. I mean, one of my trees looking bad.

1132
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 2: I just had to sit the hose there and let

1133
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 2: it run for ten minutes on the tree water that

1134
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 2: sucker because he wasn't getting enough water.

1135
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did watering on what was it, Wednesday?

1136
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: And then I told Beazer, I said hey, look at

1137
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 1: your map at the news and she said, what the news?

1138
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, there's rain coming. I said, it's

1139
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 1: gonna be perfect all weekend.

1140
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 3: We don't even need to water. That wasn't even.

1141
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: Funny, No one? All right? Yeah, was that our best

1142
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 2: episode or worst episode?

1143
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 1: I like to air on the side of WORSTA.

1144
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 2: And what was that?

1145
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: An instant feedback from Morgan She said, it's pretty funny.

1146
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good too. If the Astros could beat

1147
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 2: the A's, that'd have been amazing.

1148
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 1: Dude, are you read you have an extra condom?

1149
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 2: How the hell did the Astros lose to in a

1150
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 2: row to the eighties? I mean, I don't understand.

1151
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: Oh, we didn't even bring up the biggest thing yet,

1152
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: even though it'll probably change in this area.

1153
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 3: Well, the sex tape bro Aaron Judge hasn't.

1154
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 1: Hit a home run in like a month and a half.

1155
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: Otani was down eleven home runs. Otani's down four with

1156
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 1: two weeks to play. Do you believe in miracles? I

1157
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: caught Otani at plus two thousand.

1158
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: But did you did you see Shannon Sharp porn? He

1159
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 2: was doing some stuff with a woman and he threw

1160
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: his phone on the bed and it actually hit Instagram Live.

1161
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: So all you hear is her moaning in the background.

1162
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 3: Did you watch the whole thing?

1163
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 2: No, no, I just saw it online. And he had

1164
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 2: to go on on and he goes, my phone was hacked,

1165
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 2: my phone was hacked. Then he came out and said, no, look,

1166
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to do Instagram Live. I

1167
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: have no idea what that even is. But yes, I

1168
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 2: was with a woman, and I'm sorry that you guys

1169
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 2: got to hear that. Yeah, so I just make sure

1170
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 2: your phone's unlocked.

1171
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: Guys, that would be huge for our Instagram.

1172
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 2: Arnold, get on that.

1173
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're back.

1174
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you forgot text with Justin. I totally forgot. I

1175
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: wrote it down, I looked at the schedule and I

1176
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 2: forgot hit me.

1177
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: So Justin's never played Fantasy football before and never I

1178
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: don't think so, not legitimately, And so he's just going

1179
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: off of me on the dumbest things, and he goes,

1180
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: this is him last night for the waiver wire, trust

1181
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: the system.

1182
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 3: Who the f do you want to start?

1183
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: Lizard's off the board, dumbass, I'm asleep. At this point,

1184
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: we dropped Curtis Samuel the fucker's starting for us. Not

1185
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: tight end because we picked Gray Fine mac Hollins. So

1186
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: he was just picking up guys that got one reception

1187
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: and got thirteen yards to put him on our team.

1188
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 2: You're just dropping everybody.

1189
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes.

1190
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 1: Your dumbass still thinks Gus Edwards is getting touches. You

1191
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: are the manager, so lock the fuck in whatever you

1192
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: want by tomorrow's game.

1193
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, this is Wednesday night. He's hitting me

1194
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 3: and I.

1195
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: Go Gus, Dobbs, Doolan, Macmo. They're all gonna get less

1196
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: than five points. I literally don't care who starts and

1197
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: he goes. You don't care. That's the problem. I do

1198
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 1: all of this to get spat in the face. I've

1199
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:20,359
Speaker 1: been spatted on. I work harder and I'm underappreciated. All

1200
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: I get is go fuck yourself. And this is at

1201
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: eight am this morning during the Big show. Do you

1202
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: see anyone else putting fuckers on injured reserve but me,

1203
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 1: Batter's Box and Muscle White. I don't think so. And

1204
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: I said, dude, we sound like an OHO to five team.

1205
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 1: Calm the fuck down until we lose. Then the sky

1206
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: can fall and he goes. We're want to know, dumb

1207
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 1: cock can't go oh to five whatever that means.

1208
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 2: I mean, you won your first game, you can't lose

1209
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: them all.

1210
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 1: And it's all because he was on the waiver wire.

1211
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 1: So he thinks he's like some hero. He goes, I

1212
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: was up until the wee hours grinding while your white

1213
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:59,080
Speaker 1: ass was in bed dreaming about Fritz and a banana hammock.

1214
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: We didn't get your guys because he honestly thought we

1215
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: were going to get likely who is the biggest waiverwear

1216
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: that everybody picked up with in an instant of while

1217
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: you're opening, And he goes, you need to put the

1218
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: work in, and I said, ha ha. But he was

1219
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: acting like our league is like really smart people because

1220
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: they were on the waiverwear. And I said, dude, Baser

1221
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 1: knew she needed to pick someone up. Yeah, our league

1222
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: is geniuses. I said, dude, people are aware of the waiverwear.

1223
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: Baser literally hit me up and said, hey, I need

1224
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: to pick somebody up on the waiverwear. I said, this

1225
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: is normal activity for the waiverwear.

1226
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 3: So he thought it.

1227
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 1: Was totally new that Peter were grabbing guys and fighting

1228
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: for it, and dude, this is still going He goes,

1229
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: we're down to twelve players, dumbass, So he thinks we

1230
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 1: need to stock a pile of fifteen people to play

1231
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: fantasy football. Bro, these people were picking up don't even start.

1232
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 3: Who cares? And then he hits me with.

1233
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: Ir. He goes, I'm sark right now, drunk. You're Connor's

1234
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: stallion sucking off some CMU team. This is where both

1235
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: coaches on the same team. And he goes, I'll see

1236
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: you in the playoffs, bitch, what does that mean we're

1237
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: on the same team. Oh my gosh, dude, I swear

1238
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: he's drunk. He goes, hire Boomer, whoever to take my spot?

1239
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: My contract is ended. I'm gonna hit the bottle.

1240
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 3: What is he talking about?

1241
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: What is going on?

1242
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:21,880
Speaker 2: Dude?

1243
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 1: We're one to zero undefeated in fantasy football.

1244
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 2: And he thinks the bottom is dropped out.

1245
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: Bro. He was on the waiverwiar and he thinks he's

1246
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,320
Speaker 1: a martyr because he picked up two guys on the waiverwear.

1247
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: Congrats man, congrats people. Last night at eight pm, Baser

1248
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: goes to me, Hey, it says I'm missing a guy.

1249
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 3: Will you help me with the waiverwear?

1250
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: People know about the waiver wire likely wasn't gonna be available.

1251
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: It's not Likelylazard is not some amphibian at the zoo.

1252
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: Every but he's gonna steal lizard. Those guys are gone,

1253
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: so good luck there's It's now just trash. Everybody's just

1254
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: kind of going through the recycle. Bin.

1255
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 2: I didn't even see who people picked up in my

1256
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 2: leagn't even look. I'm not gonna panic. I lost, Okay, cool,

1257
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 2: stay in pat.

1258
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: Well, we were worried about Njoku because oh he's out right,

1259
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: because now we can put him on injured reserve. Correct,

1260
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 1: But we had to pick up a tight end, so

1261
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: we went back up, back up for Kelsey.

1262
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 2: Why would you go a backup tight end? I don't know,

1263
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 2: it's a great question. Huh. Hey, wait, do you have

1264
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 2: the ones from this weekend?

1265
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: So if you guys are thinking about picking or choosing

1266
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: a friend to be a fantasy owner with or one weekend, dude.

1267
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,439
Speaker 2: You know what they say, he quit when you moved

1268
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: to college, don't be roommates with your best friend, and

1269
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 2: don't play fantasy football with your best friend and always

1270
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:35,439
Speaker 2: ends bad.

1271
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: What were you saying this weekend?

1272
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 2: Because you said you had college football ones from this

1273
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,479
Speaker 2: past weekend that you deleted and then you were gonna

1274
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 2: check to see if they're back.

1275
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 3: That's great.

1276
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 2: See if they're back, yeah, that's a great point. If not,

1277
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,919
Speaker 2: this is I mean, we're just gonna end it right here?

1278
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 2: Is it over? Are we done? Go to your deleted

1279
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 2: Go to your deleted.

1280
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 3: See I have to delete it.

1281
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I don't ever delete anything,

1282
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 2: so I don't know anything about deleting.

1283
00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.

1284
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Cancel, edit, edit, edit, delete, all right, and then I go.

1285
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you have Justine from this weekend?

1286
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: See?

1287
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 2: All right? Goodbye, guys. Utsa upsets ut this weekend book

1288
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 2: it

1289
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: Eh,