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<v Speaker 1>You know your house smells, don't get mad. Don't get mad.

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<v Speaker 1>My house smells too. I'm not I'm not indicting you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you keep a clean home, but just time

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<v Speaker 1>means you're going to acquire smells. Whether those are cooking

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<v Speaker 1>smells that get in your paint, your carpet, maybe their

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<v Speaker 1>animals smells. Maybe you're a smoker, or someone else was

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<v Speaker 1>just living create smells. I didn't realize that my home

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<v Speaker 1>Eden Pure Thunderstorm, the greatest air purifier I've ever owned

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours. I came back in the room and

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<v Speaker 1>my air smells so clean. I now owned three of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making that up. This thing has absolutely changed

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<v Speaker 1>me on top of what it's done from my allergies.

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<v Speaker 1>code Jesse. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Imagine paying

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<v Speaker 1>somebody not to kill you. It is an ask doctor

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Friday I'm Jesse Kelly, the Oracle, the Showgun, Sombrero Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>what Chris, Jesse Steele Kelly. You can call in now

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<v Speaker 1>and get in line eight seven seven three seven seven

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<v Speaker 1>four three seven three. We will try to keep the

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<v Speaker 1>history segment pretty short today because you filled up the

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<v Speaker 1>inbox with some outstanding, outstanding questions Jesse at Jesse Kellys

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<v Speaker 1>show dot com. Chris will be checking the email inboxes

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<v Speaker 1>about the show. We have Cam Edwards coming up next hour.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know that we're gonna talk about current news.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk about Stonewall Jackson in the Civil Wars,

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<v Speaker 1>this huge Civil War buff guy we have. I have

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<v Speaker 1>to answer things today about dying or being a vegetarian, Bigfoot,

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<v Speaker 1>Florida's governor Ron DeSantis, and comb overs. I have this list.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? Is it us? Did Jewish producer? Chris?

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<v Speaker 1>That's us, isn't it? We have voicemails, Chris, let me

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<v Speaker 1>ask you something. Can we play any of the voicemails

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<v Speaker 1>on the air. I get into the office today and

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<v Speaker 1>we're sorting through some of the asked Doctor Jesse questions

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<v Speaker 1>to try to get these things sorted out and Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is telling me, we have a bunch of questions. We

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<v Speaker 1>have this to that, and he said, we have two

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<v Speaker 1>voicemails about cocaine. I don't know that. There are too

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<v Speaker 1>many shows in the country that walk in and have that. Nevertheless,

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<v Speaker 1>here we are. But first and foremost, let us go

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<v Speaker 1>back to the thirteen hundreds, the fourteenth century. Here's what's

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<v Speaker 1>happening in Europe. Remember this, always remember this. It's easy,

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<v Speaker 1>really really easy to look back in history or do

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<v Speaker 1>it currently, to point a finger at the superpower, at

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<v Speaker 1>the one in charge, and point out all the things

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<v Speaker 1>they do wrong. It's easy to easy. Ah, they got

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<v Speaker 1>involved in this, they did that. This is how they're

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<v Speaker 1>screwing everything up. Look, this is where they're oppressing these people. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe they passed this policy. Look how disastrous

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<v Speaker 1>it was. It's really really easy throughout history. We do

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<v Speaker 1>it on this show. Look back on the Persian Empire.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe the decadence they did it to themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>the Mongolian Empire. Why couldn't they just stop drinking? They

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<v Speaker 1>had all these all these great cons and they were

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<v Speaker 1>all drinking themselves to death. How stupid are they barbaric

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<v Speaker 1>murdering people over and over and over again. We look

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<v Speaker 1>back at the big empires and point out where they

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<v Speaker 1>screwed everything up. Now, granted, in America today we have

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<v Speaker 1>half our own country pointing at us, telling us how

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<v Speaker 1>horrible we are. That's gonna be our death. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>another story. Maybe we'll go over that later in the show.

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<v Speaker 1>But Rome is the biggest example of this because in

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<v Speaker 1>this horrible revisionist history, white guilt society we live in

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<v Speaker 1>now in the West, not just America, in the West,

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<v Speaker 1>every major power has to be dumped on all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's never been a power like Rome, greatest empire

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<v Speaker 1>of all time. And we love everybody now especially loves

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<v Speaker 1>to point out the slavery and the oppression and the

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<v Speaker 1>murder of these people in the sacking of this city.

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<v Speaker 1>And they did this wrong and that wrong. And look,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of that stuff's fair, you know, I I

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<v Speaker 1>give a history right between the eyes. However, remember something,

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<v Speaker 1>and remember it well. A lot of these territories where

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<v Speaker 1>Rome committed honestly, well you could probably call it genocide.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of these places were really, really, really ugly

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<v Speaker 1>places before Rome got there. And then they became really civilized,

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<v Speaker 1>modern places while Rome was there, and as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>Rome was gone, they went back to sucking. It's happened

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<v Speaker 1>a lot throughout history. I'm just pointing out Rome because

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to apply for today. It's happened a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe. I can't believe France is France is

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<v Speaker 1>a call. They're colonizing this country. These people don't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>They deserve freedom. I mean, you know that Life of

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Bitt We've been playing all week. We're gonna play

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<v Speaker 1>it again. Yeah, they yeah, we have modern medicine now

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<v Speaker 1>in roads, but France, and then the second France gets

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<v Speaker 1>kicked out, the country goes back to being a dump.

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<v Speaker 1>Europe went through a long, long, hard period of time

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<v Speaker 1>once Rome went down, and still in the thirteen hundreds,

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<v Speaker 1>they're still feeling it now at this point. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>as if they're backwards barbarians at this point in the

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen hundreds, but the country are so divided up they

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<v Speaker 1>just could never unify on anything and settle down, and

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<v Speaker 1>so it was constantly war. It was a constant state

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<v Speaker 1>of affairs. You had England, England fighting with France. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're actually gonna be the hundred years war is going

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<v Speaker 1>on during our story today, and it actually been on

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<v Speaker 1>more than one hundred years. You had the pope vying

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<v Speaker 1>for power. You had Italy where most of our story

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<v Speaker 1>will take place today. Italy. Remember this. People act like

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<v Speaker 1>Italy's ancient because of Rome, but Italy as a unified

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<v Speaker 1>country is not that old. At this point in the

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen hundreds, Italy was like ancient Greece. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of city states. Now extremely extremely wealthy, sophisticated

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<v Speaker 1>city states, and I mean very wealthy, and not always

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<v Speaker 1>just the city. You would have a Genoa, that's just

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<v Speaker 1>that's just one random one. You could have Genoa as

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<v Speaker 1>a city state, very wealthy, very powerful, and they could

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<v Speaker 1>own colonies across the ocean. But they didn't all consider

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<v Speaker 1>themselves to be Italian. No. They were constantly murdering each other,

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<v Speaker 1>which is gonna bring us to our story today. Constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard one guy describe it who wasn't shoot. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to give him credit, but I forget who it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard one guy describe Italy. He said, you know

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<v Speaker 1>where they got the mafia from. They got it from

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<v Speaker 1>how they were doing business back in the thirteen hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>It was run like a mafia, only a big one.

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<v Speaker 1>You had this family who controls this city state and

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<v Speaker 1>that family who controls that city state. And this guy

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<v Speaker 1>tries to assassinate that guy tries to marry this daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>or they form an alliance, and it was a constant

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<v Speaker 1>state of blood and trade. And then you throw in

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<v Speaker 1>the religious aspect of it, and that wasn't small. It

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<v Speaker 1>was not small. Remember how corrupt that has been through

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<v Speaker 1>certain periods of time with the papacy, the pope so

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<v Speaker 1>often back then. I mean, I'm not Catholics, so I

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<v Speaker 1>can't be judging this pope. Now. I'm not a big fan,

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<v Speaker 1>but back then, oftentimes these popes were just they was

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<v Speaker 1>just a king who wore white, oftentimes a corrupt, corrupt,

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<v Speaker 1>corrupt king, a king who had the power to tell

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<v Speaker 1>anybody in the world they weren't going to heaven anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of a big deal. So it's an ugly state

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<v Speaker 1>of affairs. But let's go to England first. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever wondered about being a mercenary? Now you know what

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<v Speaker 1>a mercenary is. It's somebody who gets gets paid for combat.

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<v Speaker 1>I've wondered about it a lot, and I wondered about

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<v Speaker 1>it because I considered doing it at one point in time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just couldn't ever completely wrap my mind around it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just quick little thing here. When we were in the

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<v Speaker 1>Marine Corps, we were Marine Corps infantry guys that we

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<v Speaker 1>were trained pretty well, and we got with someone made

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<v Speaker 1>sure we got word that for thirty thousand dollars a

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<v Speaker 1>month you could go hunt poachers in Africa. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't exactly like poachers. I didn't think I hated them

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<v Speaker 1>enough to go murder them, and my mom would kill me. However,

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<v Speaker 1>it brought some questions up, and it's going to apply

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<v Speaker 1>to our story today being a mercenary. Also today, comb

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<v Speaker 1>all right. England thirteen hundreds. The most famous mercenary probably

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<v Speaker 1>ever to exist is born thirteen twenty three, and his

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<v Speaker 1>name is John Hawkwood. He's born relatively middle class family.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of his childhood details are fuzzy, so I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to give you any of them in case it's

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of crap. Some people said he was a tanner,

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<v Speaker 1>some people said he was wealthy. Whatever the story is.

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<v Speaker 1>King Edward the third of England at the time, he

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're going to find. The shocking was fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with France. England and France are always head each other's

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<v Speaker 1>throats and they're in the middle of the Hundred Years War.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're in a long war like that, it does many, many, many,

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<v Speaker 1>many many things to your country, and not many of

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<v Speaker 1>them good. Protracted war is really never good, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was doing something to England at the time as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It was running through their young men. They were all

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<v Speaker 1>getting run through combat and that can sound healthy, but man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really unhealthy. They die, they're maimed. You adjust the

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<v Speaker 1>mentality of a nation. Remember they say France lost World

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<v Speaker 1>War two in World War One because such a huge

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<v Speaker 1>percentage of the French male population had been through that

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<v Speaker 1>living hell in World War One. By the time you

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<v Speaker 1>got to World War Two, they're just you're so warped,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're so different than you were before that it

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<v Speaker 1>changes your whole country. England was going through this as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were going through something else. You have all

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<v Speaker 1>these men. John Hawkwood joins the army becomes a long bowman,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a big deal at the time. Well, then

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<v Speaker 1>the war eventually stopped. So now you have men without

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<v Speaker 1>great opportunity in front of them, highly trained in combat,

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<v Speaker 1>stuck with only really one special life skill, and nowhere

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<v Speaker 1>to officially ply their trade. And this is the point

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<v Speaker 1>in time. Remember we have the Black plague everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened was an odd phenomenon. We had all

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<v Speaker 1>these mercenary companies, they called them free companies, pop up

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<v Speaker 1>all over Europe because just because the official war was

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<v Speaker 1>over didn't mean there weren't a thousand other conflicts between

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<v Speaker 1>this lord and that lord, and this city state and

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<v Speaker 1>that city state, and everybody wanted experienced fighting men. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're somebody like John Hawkwood, who apparently acquitted himself very

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<v Speaker 1>well in that war. You finish, you have, as the

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<v Speaker 1>great movie was it taken says, a very particular set

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<v Speaker 1>of skills and not many other skills. It's a tough question, right, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I would I told you I went through this when

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting out of the Marine Corps. I seriously

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<v Speaker 1>considered it. Thirty thousand dollars a month to go hunt

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<v Speaker 1>down poachers. That's huge money. That's huge money. These guys

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<v Speaker 1>were going through the same thing. Let's see, I can

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<v Speaker 1>go home, go back to the family farm, maybe work,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe work as a blacksmith's apprentice, or or hear me

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<v Speaker 1>out here, this city state really doesn't like that city state,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're offering us a small fortune. If we're willing

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<v Speaker 1>to just go kill some people for him, should we

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<v Speaker 1>do that? It became a big deal. He started working

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<v Speaker 1>for the largest of these mercenary companies, called the Great Company.

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<v Speaker 1>But here was the problem with mercenaries then and now.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember and remember now, all mercenaries are not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>We have b K, former Air Force PJ coming on

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<v Speaker 1>this show every single week, every Tuesday. He comes on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. B K was a mercenary for a decade.

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<v Speaker 1>He's openly talks about it. They call him pmc's Private

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<v Speaker 1>Military Contractors. But that's just a nicer way to say mercenary.

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<v Speaker 1>Then and now, though mercenaries can run the gamut, b

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<v Speaker 1>K was obviously one of the ones who worked with

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<v Speaker 1>the federal government for a cause that was always pro American.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are plenty of mercenary groups out there, and

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<v Speaker 1>hear me out, plenty of mercenary groups out there who

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<v Speaker 1>are more than happy to go in and liquidate a

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<v Speaker 1>village for you if you'd like, oh, some natural resources

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Do I have any problem killing all the villagers? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Neither do my men here pay me.

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<v Speaker 1>Mercenaries are a funny breed, and they've been around since

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<v Speaker 1>time began. But you run into this particular situation if

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<v Speaker 1>you have too many of them. Sometimes if you're a mercenary,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes there's nobody for you to fight. What if you're

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<v Speaker 1>in between jobs, what if you're long in between jobs?

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<v Speaker 1>And do these sound like the type of men who

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<v Speaker 1>have a four oh one K? I gotta make sure. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to put so many of these. I need

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<v Speaker 1>stock options here. I have to make sure I have

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<v Speaker 1>a monthly stipend, just i'd have to save for a

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<v Speaker 1>rainy day. Do those sound like the kind of men

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<v Speaker 1>we're dealing with. Believe me, it's not. And I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying they're idiots, but men like that, especially young military

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<v Speaker 1>aged males. I was that one. They don't save money.

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<v Speaker 1>You live for them now because you're always on the

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<v Speaker 1>end of death in your mind. These guys blow through

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<v Speaker 1>their money as as as they make it. And now

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<v Speaker 1>you're a mercenary company. You're very tough, you're very powerful.

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<v Speaker 1>You you and all your friends, you're together, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're really good, and there's nobody to pay you.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's say, let's say you don't have necessarily the

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<v Speaker 1>best moral compass in the world. Well, good old fashioned

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<v Speaker 1>extortion has paid a lot of bills. What they would

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<v Speaker 1>do is they would start, they would pick a powerful

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<v Speaker 1>city state or a powerful lord, powerful anything, and they

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<v Speaker 1>would simply start pillaging his land. Yes, they wanted the

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<v Speaker 1>goods and services, they wanted the food and gold they

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<v Speaker 1>were taking, but more than anything else, they wanted the

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<v Speaker 1>city state to go. Please stop. What will it take

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<v Speaker 1>to make you stop? Oh, just a very large payment

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<v Speaker 1>right now and then we'll go away. And this is

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<v Speaker 1>something that Hawkwood would do with his mercenaries throughout his lifetime, consistently, consistently,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is large stay, large scale extortionism. It's no

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<v Speaker 1>different than that Italian mafia. Seen you've seen in the

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<v Speaker 1>movies A Thousand Times where two big goons walk in

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<v Speaker 1>the mom and pop shop and grab the guy by

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<v Speaker 1>the collar and say, I'll be back for buy fifty

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<v Speaker 1>bucks again tomorrow and every day after that. Have my

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<v Speaker 1>money ready, same thing, only Hawkwood and his guys simply

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<v Speaker 1>made it official. We still have the records of it.

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<v Speaker 1>He would say, Oh, I'll back off sure for a

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<v Speaker 1>period of three years, for this amount of time. After

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<v Speaker 1>three years, I can come back and do whatever I want,

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<v Speaker 1>but you sign the contract. I'll stop murdering you for

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<v Speaker 1>three years. Sound good. And they were so wealthy, the

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<v Speaker 1>city states were, and they wanted these guys gone so

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<v Speaker 1>much they routinely paid it. These guys start pillaging the countryside.

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<v Speaker 1>The pope steps up and excommunicates Hawkwood and his entire company,

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<v Speaker 1>the entire great, great company. They've killed, murdered, raped so

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<v Speaker 1>many times, get out And then what do you know,

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<v Speaker 1>as it happened so often, the very same pope who

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<v Speaker 1>had just excommunicated their great company, found himself in yet

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<v Speaker 1>another rivalry situation with a powerful wealthy family in city

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<v Speaker 1>state in Italy. So he goes to the company he

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<v Speaker 1>just excommunicated and says you guys looking for a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, I'm gonna try to wrap this up before

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<v Speaker 1>we get to talking about Bigfoot. Hang on, wake up

0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:58.439
<v Speaker 1>and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,

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<v Speaker 1>techin miss your stop. Text and be late to work

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<v Speaker 1>sorrently text and work, Text and pretend to work, Text

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<v Speaker 1>and X surprised when someone calls you out for not working.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe text and meet up with a friend you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen in forever. Oh God, Text and complain that they're

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<v Speaker 1>on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Complain that you're on your phone the whole time. Text

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<v Speaker 1>and Jesse just heard your cocaine questions. I found it curious.

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<v Speaker 1>There is six hundred and forty nine kilos, not six fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, under the right circumstances, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd tell one or two just to you know, make

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<v Speaker 1>some money. I mean people don't understand how many guys

0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:21.760
<v Speaker 1>are out there doing it anyway. You know, low risk,

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<v Speaker 1>risk were words. I love you guys so much. The

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<v Speaker 1>question yesterday, it wasn't a question. It was just a

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<v Speaker 1>random story. Somebody found an abandoned boat with six hundred

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<v Speaker 1>forty nine kilos of cocaine on it and called the cops,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a morality question of what you would do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Jesse Kelly. You can find me on social media

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<v Speaker 1>at jesse Kelly DC on Twitter, at Jesse Kelly DC

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. It's I'm on Facebook. I'm on parlor for sure,

0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:00.160
<v Speaker 1>because I'm sure I'm gonna get run out of all

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<v Speaker 1>the others here pretty soon. We have to talk about

0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Florida Governor Ron De Santis today and why I want

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<v Speaker 1>to give you a little bit of caution there, just

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<v Speaker 1>a little caution. I'm not gonna be bagging on heavy

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<v Speaker 1>d I like him a lot. Well, this a little

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<v Speaker 1>caution vegetarianism, all right, But we're gonna try to wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up. The Pope first excommunicates the great company, this

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<v Speaker 1>company of mercenaries in the thirteen hundreds with John Hawkwood

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<v Speaker 1>in there, and then he hires them hires them to

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<v Speaker 1>go take on one of these city states in Italy.

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<v Speaker 1>They marched down to Italy. They start wearing this highly,

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<v Speaker 1>highly shiny, very pale armor, and they change their name

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<v Speaker 1>to become the White Company, which will probably get you

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<v Speaker 1>in quite a bit of trouble if you try that today.

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<v Speaker 1>They become famous because John Hawkwood, for all of his

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<v Speaker 1>lack of morals, if you want to say, John Hawkwood

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<v Speaker 1>is a bad man when it comes to combat, some

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 1>people are just simply naturally gifted at combat. These mercenary companies,

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<v Speaker 1>the leaders were always voted on by the men. Hawkwood

0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:19.840
<v Speaker 1>shoots up through the ranks and they're like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>our guy. They had ambush tactics at a time where

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<v Speaker 1>people weren't ambushing that much. They would attack at night.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody used to attack at night. Let's let's clear something

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<v Speaker 1>up right here. Night attacks look very, very very cool

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<v Speaker 1>in the movies, and I will tell you full disclosure,

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<v Speaker 1>they look really cool in real life too. Looks like

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars out there, tracers going back and forth. However,

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<v Speaker 1>especially historically, before there were flares, you could shoot up

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<v Speaker 1>in the air so you can see and so on

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<v Speaker 1>and so forth. Historically, night attacks were very very very rare.

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<v Speaker 1>Communication was difficult, visibility was difficult, so much of the

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<v Speaker 1>time these armies would communicate with each other by different

0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 1>flags and flag seaton, which you couldn't do it at night.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a night attack in ancient times was

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<v Speaker 1>very rare, very rare. These guys managed to perfect it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they start slaughtering people. They start winning all their battles,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would pull some of the dirtiest stuff you

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<v Speaker 1>can imagine. You see, here's the situation. These city states

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really have armies of their own. They had to

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<v Speaker 1>rely on mercenaries. So there were all kinds of mercenary

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<v Speaker 1>groups out there. Well, if you're a mercenary company and

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<v Speaker 1>this city says one hundred thousand dollars, one hundred thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you to go attack this city state, and

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<v Speaker 1>you say, okay, well pay me all my money now,

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<v Speaker 1>So they pay you all one hundred thousand dollars, you

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<v Speaker 1>go attack the other city state, and that city state says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay you hundred and fifty to turn around and

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<v Speaker 1>go attack them, And these guys would routinely say, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll take that one hundred fifty two, and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>exactly pay back the hundred. So then you have situations

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<v Speaker 1>where Hawkwood would finally they started running into companies, would

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<v Speaker 1>start city states would start telling the mercenary companies, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll pay you one hundred thousand, but it's fifty thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>now fifty thousand. When the job's done, we don't want

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:29.119
<v Speaker 1>you to switch inside. So Hawkwood would take to fifty

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<v Speaker 1>grand and then just go sit out and say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not moving till you give me my other fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>And because you don't have their arms, and he's running

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<v Speaker 1>the best show in town. He's got you by the gonads.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do anything about that. And he spends decades

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. Florence and Pisa are at war. He signs

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<v Speaker 1>with Pisa. They're laying siege to places. And Hawkwood was

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<v Speaker 1>famous for doing things like if he had if he

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<v Speaker 1>had a under siege, he would march up to the

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<v Speaker 1>walls and play music at night so they couldn't go

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep. It was just it was just an insane life.

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<v Speaker 1>And again, in between jobs, because contracts would run out,

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<v Speaker 1>in between jobs, they would go just start pillaging places

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<v Speaker 1>and they would sign agreements they signed an agreement with

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<v Speaker 1>a with a big with a major one like Florence,

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<v Speaker 1>and say, okay, well one hundred thousand dollars, And Florence

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<v Speaker 1>would say A hundred thousand dollars for what? And he

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>would say, WHOA one hundred thousand dollars and I won't

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<v Speaker 1>attack you for five years. He's not even working for

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<v Speaker 1>anybody at the time. Just blatant extortion. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know whether you can admire it be shocked by it.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a thousand little tales I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go into today about Hawkwood, but he eventually amasses so

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<v Speaker 1>much wealth. He's as wealthy as some of the city states.

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<v Speaker 1>And he gets started, he starts to get more than

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<v Speaker 1>just money he has by the time he's done, he

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<v Speaker 1>has a lifetime pension from Naples. He receives money every

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<v Speaker 1>month from Naples. He has estates that he's been given

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<v Speaker 1>all over Italy. The Pope at one point in time

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<v Speaker 1>hires him again, and Hawkwood pulls the old trick of

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<v Speaker 1>refusing to fight until the pope ponies up all the

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<v Speaker 1>money and then switches sides. Then after the pope it

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 1>hired him and he switched sides, goes back to working

0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 1>for the pope and starts pillaging things again. Now people

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:41.320
<v Speaker 1>are blaming the pope. It actually started a war against

0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>the pope because Hawkwood was un the Pope's employee when

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<v Speaker 1>he was out there pillaging anybody. I should clarify. The

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 1>guy's life tale is very fascinating. It is very fascinating. However,

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of ugliness in there, a lot of

0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 1>what you call blatant murder in there. They massacred an

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>entire city one time. It didn't go well for the

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:09.360
<v Speaker 1>women in that city. They ran into this city, they

0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:12.360
<v Speaker 1>pillaged it for all the goods. It went very poorly

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 1>for the women in the city. And then Hawkwood sold

0:30:17.160 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>the city to another lord over the city itself. Just

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<v Speaker 1>simply said, hey, it's for sale for fifty grand, you

0:30:24.160 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>can come have it. The guy bought the city. The

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<v Speaker 1>guy ends up living to an old old age. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe he was sixty nine or seventy years old before

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<v Speaker 1>he died, which is ancient for this period in time.

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<v Speaker 1>But died an absurdly wealthy man with children married off

0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>to royalty all over Italy. Who would they would marry?

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<v Speaker 1>They would marry his daughters just to keep the guy

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<v Speaker 1>away from him. John Hawkwood is his name. He is

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<v Speaker 1>the most famous mercenary of all time. And that is

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<v Speaker 1>the ultimate thirty thousand foot view of John Ackwood's life.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe me when I tell you you could do a

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<v Speaker 1>three hour show on this freaking guy. But I promised

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<v Speaker 1>you we would try to get to as many of

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<v Speaker 1>these ask Doctor Jesse questions as we could today, and

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<v Speaker 1>we will. Remember it's an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. You

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<v Speaker 1>can email your questions in during the show. They are

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<v Speaker 1>more than welcome to do so. You are more than

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to do so. Chris gets them throughout the show

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<v Speaker 1>prints them out for me. I'm going to try to

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<v Speaker 1>be better about not getting distracted and get to as

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<v Speaker 1>many of them as I possibly can today. But imagine

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<v Speaker 1>what that is like as a city state to pay

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<v Speaker 1>someone not to kill you. I think you and I

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<v Speaker 1>take things for granted. Sometimes I know I do. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, but I know I do. The times we

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<v Speaker 1>live in even now, yeah, we're obviously not going well culturally.

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<v Speaker 1>To put it mildly, it's not going well culturally. Things

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<v Speaker 1>are shifting the wrong way in the country and we

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<v Speaker 1>have moments, you know, we just lost an election. We

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<v Speaker 1>have these moments where we think this sucks. Nah, we

0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:17.080
<v Speaker 1>got it tough. Imagine what it's like to wake up

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, look outside of your city and see

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<v Speaker 1>you're surrounded by mercenaries and know you have to pay

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<v Speaker 1>them not to murder you. A little perspective in life.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't bad? All right? I've been wrongly convicted of first

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<v Speaker 1>degree murder and I have a choice to make. Hang,

0:32:44.400 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. No

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<v Speaker 1>word in the English language is less convincing than probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure we should get imaging tattoos on our

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<v Speaker 1>first meet? Sure? We'll probably stay together. Probably, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three minutes since I ate. I can probably swim.

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<v Speaker 1>You should wait thirty minutes. Okay, don't tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>to do. Cand b cramp, Oh, I have a cramp.

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<v Speaker 1>I can probably hit the green from here. Probably? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I get a Mulligan ready to go? Hey? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 1>comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:48.520
<v Speaker 1>a car or a friend, buzz driving is drunk driving.

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<v Speaker 1>A message brought to you by NITZA and AD Council.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Jesse Kelly. What do I think about Governor Ron

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<v Speaker 1>De Santis of Florida. I'll get to that question in

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<v Speaker 1>just a few minutes. We have Cam Edwards coming up

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<v Speaker 1>in about thirty and I don't even know if we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk politics about him today. I told him we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about Stonewall Jackson. I love Stonewall Jackson, rebel

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<v Speaker 1>general during the war, completely eccentric and brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, it's it asked doctor Jesse Friday. Let us begin,

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:48.320
<v Speaker 1>doctor Jesse Steele. Sombrero Kelly, you've been wrongfully convicted of

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<v Speaker 1>first degree murder. There's no way for you to prove

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<v Speaker 1>your innocence and zero chance of it ever getting overturned.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you rather serve out a life sentence? But you

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<v Speaker 1>have to live on a strictly vegetarian diet for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of your days, or you can take the death

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<v Speaker 1>penalty and you get to eat anything you want for

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<v Speaker 1>your last day. I don't want to sound like an

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<v Speaker 1>old person right now. I don't want to sound old

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:26.280
<v Speaker 1>and boring. I would rather in a vacuum. In a vacuum,

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<v Speaker 1>I would rather I've You know, you ask yourself these

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<v Speaker 1>kind of questions all the time. You whether live a

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<v Speaker 1>long life. I, personally, because food is so important to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm the greatest food orderer in the world.

0:35:40.080 --> 0:35:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Because food is so important to me, I personally would

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<v Speaker 1>rather live a shorter life and eat what I want

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>versus a longer life. However, there's something else to that.

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 1>There's something to be said. Now I have kids, and

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<v Speaker 1>you do look at things differently once you have them,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not just about me. It's it's about the wife.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about the kids. Do I stick her without a husband?

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Do I stick my kids without a father? See Jewish

0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:20.200
<v Speaker 1>producer Chris As. I'd be in prison though, Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>they can come visit. Yes, they'll come visit. They would

0:36:23.840 --> 0:36:26.799
<v Speaker 1>come visit me in prison. I'd be the best prison visitor, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, do you never want to see your grandkids?

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you though, I think I do choose

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<v Speaker 1>to have my great last meal. Chris wants, Chris, that's

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<v Speaker 1>an inappropriate question. He wants to know if private visits

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<v Speaker 1>with the wife are permitted. Let's go with no in

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<v Speaker 1>order to make the question more fair. I still say

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<v Speaker 1>death penalty. Though I say death penalty. I'm checking out

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<v Speaker 1>of here because I can't. I don't like vegetables. I

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.480
<v Speaker 1>don't like vegetables. And you can yell at me all

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<v Speaker 1>you want about that's how a child eats. I am

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<v Speaker 1>telling you this is an absolute fact. You are born

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<v Speaker 1>with specific taste buds that are inclined towards certain things.

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I have two children, same parents, well lord willing, same parents.

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<v Speaker 1>My oldest will sit down and he will eat broccoli

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<v Speaker 1>and ask for a second helping of broccoli. My youngest

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<v Speaker 1>has vomited up vegetables back onto the table before because

0:37:37.239 --> 0:37:39.439
<v Speaker 1>they're so gross to him. And I did the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing when I was a kid. My folks used to

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<v Speaker 1>make me eat lima beans, and that was the time

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<v Speaker 1>when I mean, it's just a different era. We'll sit

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<v Speaker 1>there all night and unless they left the room so

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<v Speaker 1>I could sneak them into the trash can, I would

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<v Speaker 1>sit there all night long, and if they try to

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<v Speaker 1>force me to eat them, it would make me vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that bad. So it wouldn't be a life for

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<v Speaker 1>me if I had to go vegetarian. I simply couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Vegetables are the one thing I don't eat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I can eat corn, Chris. Potatoes are good as long

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<v Speaker 1>as it's in French fry or tater taught form. Potatoes

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>are better, the crispier they are. That's just a fact.

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 1>Double fried French fries are the greatest thing ever. There

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<v Speaker 1>was this place up in Frisco. I'm gonna mess up

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<v Speaker 1>the name of it. We used to live up in

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<v Speaker 1>the Dallas area. There was this place up there that

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<v Speaker 1>served called it was called a Juicy Lucy Burger. Restaurants

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<v Speaker 1>have Juicy Lucy's. It's just what the burgers called. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the one they stuff with cheese and say you bite

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<v Speaker 1>into it and the cheese just comes dribbling out all

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<v Speaker 1>over your face and all over the plate. It might

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<v Speaker 1>be the best thing ever. Gosh see, that was fast, Chris.

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:51.600
<v Speaker 1>That was fast. I told you I was gonna stay

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<v Speaker 1>focused today. It's a new Jesse, Chris. That this Jesse

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 1>of old that used to lack focus and not prepare

0:38:59.280 --> 0:39:03.359
<v Speaker 1>or anything like that. That Jesse's gone. The show's national now,

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>the show's even going to Boston. We keep getting picked

0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>up by these top ten markets. The taste of the

0:39:12.520 --> 0:39:16.400
<v Speaker 1>American people is going downhill when this show is rising

0:39:16.480 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 1>like this Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com or

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<v Speaker 1>eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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<v Speaker 1>eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three.

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<v Speaker 1>Biden got asked about Hunter again yesterday. I just had

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<v Speaker 1>to play you this real quick listen of this. We

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<v Speaker 1>have great confidence in our sons. I am not concerned

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<v Speaker 1>about any accusation has been made against him. It's used

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<v Speaker 1>to get to me. I think it's kind of foul play,

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<v Speaker 1>but look, it is what it is, and he's a

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<v Speaker 1>grown man. He is the smartest man I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean in for of pure intellectual capacity. And as long

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<v Speaker 1>as he's good, we're good. You know the thing about that, though,

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<v Speaker 1>right now you're rolling your eyes. When I was listening

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<v Speaker 1>to it, I was rolling my eyes. But here's here's

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:36.840
<v Speaker 1>an uncomfortable truth about that. Heyn One in three adults

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<v Speaker 1>has pre diabetes. One in three. That means it could

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<v Speaker 1>be you your football buddy, your fruitball buddy, or you

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<v Speaker 1>your best man, your worst man. You you're a dog walker,

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<v Speaker 1>your cat jugger. While one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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<v Speaker 1>With early diagnosis, pre diabetes can be reversed. Take the

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<v Speaker 1>risk test and do I have pre diabetes? Dot org?

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<v Speaker 1>That's do I have pre diabetes? Dot org? Wait? Did

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<v Speaker 1>they just say one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's thirty three point three three three percent of adults.

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<v Speaker 1>That means it could be me my boss or my

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<v Speaker 1>boss's boss, or me my favorite sister or my other sister.

0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:20.880
<v Speaker 1>That's seven members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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<v Speaker 1>or uh, my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take

0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 1>the risk test that do I have pre diabetes? Dot org?

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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the AD Council, and it's pre

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<v Speaker 1>Diabetes Awareness Partners. We have great confidence in our son.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not concerned about any accusation has been made

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:57.359
<v Speaker 1>against him. It's used to get to me. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of foul play, but look, it is what

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<v Speaker 1>it is, and he's a grown man. He is the

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<v Speaker 1>smartest man I know. I mean in front of pure

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 1>intellectual capacity. And as long as he's good, we're good.

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:19.560
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's a bitter truth out there. One that

0:42:19.680 --> 0:42:25.760
<v Speaker 1>you and I have to accept we are important because

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<v Speaker 1>people who are activists for the cause are the ones

0:42:28.760 --> 0:42:31.960
<v Speaker 1>who drive the ship. So you are important. I am

0:42:32.080 --> 0:42:36.640
<v Speaker 1>very very important. But remember this and remember it well

0:42:36.680 --> 0:42:44.000
<v Speaker 1>because it matters. You don't decide election. I don't decide election. You.

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 1>There's a ninety chance you know who you're voting for,

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:49.000
<v Speaker 1>or at least a party you're voting for. In four

0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:50.920
<v Speaker 1>years from now. You have no idea who the candidate is,

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:53.840
<v Speaker 1>and you already know. You and I don't decide election.

0:42:53.960 --> 0:43:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Someone else does. Joe Biden, what's he doing? Well? Tell

0:43:00.480 --> 0:43:32.919
<v Speaker 1>you something you don't want to hear. Hang on, this

0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:47.719
<v Speaker 1>is a Jesse Kelly show. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:01.440
<v Speaker 1>It is your going to be a fun hour on

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:04.280
<v Speaker 1>the show. We have Cam Edwards coming up in about

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:08.920
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes. We're talking civil war stuff, Stonewall Jackson. I

0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 1>am gonna get to this Governor de Santis thing here

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>and just a few we got to talk about big

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<v Speaker 1>foot today. What to do stranded on an island, to

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<v Speaker 1>leave or not they've did. There's some great questions. But

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<v Speaker 1>first this Joe Biden Hunter Biden thing. Remember Joe Biden's

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:30.359
<v Speaker 1>out there. I'm proud of my son, son's the smartest guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you and I know Hunter Biden is dirty

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 1>as dirty gets almost undoubtedly Joe's dirty with him. You

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:44.120
<v Speaker 1>hear Joe say things like I love my son, proud

0:44:44.120 --> 0:44:46.319
<v Speaker 1>of my son's smartest guy. I know you roll your eyes.

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 1>I roll my eyes instinctively. The people who decide elections,

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:56.120
<v Speaker 1>the relatively non political person, the rust belt swing voters,

0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:02.879
<v Speaker 1>they hear a father defending his son. That's what they hear.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll tell you something else now, I think Biden's

0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.640
<v Speaker 1>as dirty as it gets. I think it was involved

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:11.439
<v Speaker 1>in all this. I'm not defending Joe entirely, but I've

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:17.359
<v Speaker 1>told you this before and i'll tell you again. My

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:23.760
<v Speaker 1>people are my people, and my people they're above anything else,

0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:28.680
<v Speaker 1>including the law for me. I'm not telling you that's right.

0:45:28.920 --> 0:45:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not telling you that's right. If it was my

0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 1>son involved in all this stuff, I would deny it.

0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I would defend him. I mean I would. I would

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:46.400
<v Speaker 1>privately just absolutely destroy him. But to everyone else, he's mine,

0:45:47.480 --> 0:45:52.239
<v Speaker 1>non extradition country. You bet he's mine. Now, if he

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 1>wants to do what I would say is the right thing,

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:56.919
<v Speaker 1>admit it turn himself in so on and so forth.

0:45:56.960 --> 0:46:02.759
<v Speaker 1>That's fine. But I'm never under any circumstances selling my

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:07.480
<v Speaker 1>son out to you. Ever. He's my flesh and blood.

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:11.839
<v Speaker 1>He's number one for me. And I think that's not

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:15.439
<v Speaker 1>that unpopular. And I think that's what people hear when

0:46:15.440 --> 0:46:19.280
<v Speaker 1>they hear Joe Biden defending Hunter Biden. This Hunter Biden's

0:46:19.280 --> 0:46:22.600
<v Speaker 1>story is a very big deal. It's the communist Chinese

0:46:22.840 --> 0:46:25.160
<v Speaker 1>having their hooks in the president of the United States.

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:28.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm not discounting that, but I am telling you it's

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<v Speaker 1>only a big deal and as much as you can

0:46:32.040 --> 0:46:39.120
<v Speaker 1>tie it to Joe Biden himself. Otherwise, who doesn't feel

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:44.600
<v Speaker 1>sympathy for a parent with a dirt ball song? Don't

0:46:44.640 --> 0:46:48.240
<v Speaker 1>you know? Good people out there maybe had a few kids,

0:46:48.640 --> 0:46:52.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe only I had one, and just one of them

0:46:52.239 --> 0:46:57.400
<v Speaker 1>turned into a dirt ball. It's a fear of every parent, right.

0:46:57.480 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 1>You look around and you look at your kids and think,

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:06.719
<v Speaker 1>oh gosh, here we go. But you feel sympathy for him,

0:47:07.080 --> 0:47:11.520
<v Speaker 1>at least I do. At least I do. When I

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 1>see people with dirtball kids, I think to myself, how

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 1>much would that suck? I look at my boys now

0:47:18.520 --> 0:47:20.680
<v Speaker 1>and not to get too heavy. We're gonna talk about

0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Bigfoot here in a second. But I look at my

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:25.840
<v Speaker 1>boys now, and you know what I worry one of

0:47:25.880 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>the things I worry most about. Obviously, I have the

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<v Speaker 1>normal parental concerns. Everyone else does, car wreck, you, cancer,

0:47:31.800 --> 0:47:35.400
<v Speaker 1>all these these terrible things. I look at my boys

0:47:35.400 --> 0:47:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and I worry about addiction. I worry about drug addiction.

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:41.920
<v Speaker 1>And I worry about it because when you look at

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 1>the opioid crisis, which turned into a heroine crisis across

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.600
<v Speaker 1>the country, and you read some of the stories of

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:54.440
<v Speaker 1>the kids who got hooked so often, they were the

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:58.520
<v Speaker 1>most well adjusted, good grades. I mean, the beautiful girl,

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:01.960
<v Speaker 1>captain of the cheerleadings squad, star athlete. Dude, he's got

0:48:02.040 --> 0:48:06.879
<v Speaker 1>a football scholarship, and soon he's dead. Because that's how

0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:09.440
<v Speaker 1>powerful that stuff is. That's really what I worry about.

0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I worry about it a lot, all right, Doctor Jesse,

0:48:16.160 --> 0:48:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Do you believe in sasquatch slash bigfoot slash yetti? What

0:48:20.520 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 1>do you think gave rise to this lore or myth.

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:26.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it was a type of humanoid that went extinct,

0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 1>and we have some carryover from the last of their

0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:32.560
<v Speaker 1>kind and he didn't tell me. I can read his name,

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:35.480
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not going to read his name. Here's what

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I think about Yetti, Bigfoot, these types of things. I

0:48:38.719 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>think there's obviously obviously animals come and go. Animals go

0:48:44.080 --> 0:48:47.680
<v Speaker 1>extinct based on a variety of things, their climate, diet,

0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:51.080
<v Speaker 1>that man runs them out, a more powerful animal animal

0:48:51.160 --> 0:48:54.880
<v Speaker 1>runs them out, so on and so forth. I think

0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 1>most of the things we talk about were wolves and

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.680
<v Speaker 1>big foots and yettis in locknow, monsters and things like that.

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:12.080
<v Speaker 1>We have powerful imaginations and all it takes is a

0:49:12.160 --> 0:49:18.120
<v Speaker 1>little glimpse of something a bear, something from a child,

0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:20.640
<v Speaker 1>from a lady, from a herd, from a guy who

0:49:20.719 --> 0:49:23.120
<v Speaker 1>heard from a guy who heard from a guy, and

0:49:23.320 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 1>soon you have bigfoot out there, and now you have

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:28.840
<v Speaker 1>so many of these people out there looking for it

0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:31.640
<v Speaker 1>because they want to believe it. I mean, the lockness monsters.

0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's stop there for a minute. It's a great example

0:49:33.480 --> 0:49:36.160
<v Speaker 1>of it. We know. Get this, Wrap your mind around

0:49:36.200 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 1>this and tell me what this says about mankind. We

0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:42.320
<v Speaker 1>know now for a fact, this was a hoax, and

0:49:42.440 --> 0:49:47.480
<v Speaker 1>intentionally created hoax because the town itself was dying and

0:49:47.560 --> 0:49:50.040
<v Speaker 1>they needed to drive tourism, and they thought if they

0:49:50.040 --> 0:49:53.400
<v Speaker 1>could create some fake monster, it would drive tourism. And

0:49:53.440 --> 0:49:55.399
<v Speaker 1>it turned out to be wildly successful. By the way,

0:49:55.440 --> 0:49:57.600
<v Speaker 1>and this is not something I'm making up. This is documented.

0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 1>We know that, we know all the details. It was

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:04.320
<v Speaker 1>a hope, and yet to this day people will flock

0:50:05.800 --> 0:50:10.360
<v Speaker 1>to Lockness looking for the monster when the information's already

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:12.520
<v Speaker 1>out there. Take you five seconds on Google to figure

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:16.920
<v Speaker 1>out it was all a lie. The truth is, we

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 1>have powerful imaginations and it's an odd part of human nature.

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:31.960
<v Speaker 1>But we want monsters to exist. We do they fascinate us,

0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:35.440
<v Speaker 1>We want them to exist. I've said this about about

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>movies often. I really believe this movies, TV shows, here's

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:43.200
<v Speaker 1>where they go wrong. Do you remember the TV show

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Loss Lost Jewish producer Chris how incredible it was in

0:50:47.719 --> 0:50:51.880
<v Speaker 1>the first season, and then season two started to suck

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>and then it really got embarrassing. And from there on,

0:50:56.840 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 1>movie shows like Lost, movies like I think it's called

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:05.080
<v Speaker 1>The Village. The Village was this movie where the villagers

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:10.040
<v Speaker 1>were constantly harassed and scared by these scary things that

0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:13.280
<v Speaker 1>live out in the woods. What are the scary things?

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.759
<v Speaker 1>And they don't show you and they don't show you,

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 1>and they don't show you, and they don't show you.

0:51:19.000 --> 0:51:21.440
<v Speaker 1>And then at the end it turned out the scary

0:51:21.520 --> 0:51:24.640
<v Speaker 1>things in the woods that were hurting people were just

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:27.799
<v Speaker 1>people dressed up. It was just people who put on

0:51:27.800 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>a costume. And everybody hated the movie. Everybody was so disappointed,

0:51:32.520 --> 0:51:35.120
<v Speaker 1>and nobody remembered why you hated the movie. You know

0:51:35.200 --> 0:51:37.920
<v Speaker 1>why you hated the movie because when you make a

0:51:37.960 --> 0:51:42.280
<v Speaker 1>horror movie, something scary, even lost, something based on mystery.

0:51:42.600 --> 0:51:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh there's a mysterious thing out there. What's the thing?

0:51:45.719 --> 0:51:50.080
<v Speaker 1>What could the thing be? Your imagination is more powerful

0:51:50.120 --> 0:51:52.880
<v Speaker 1>than anything they could come up with, So you create

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:56.920
<v Speaker 1>your own personal scary monster in your mind. You and

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I both watched the Village. We have different ideas of

0:52:00.080 --> 0:52:04.000
<v Speaker 1>what that scary monster is. But yours is your scariest

0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:06.279
<v Speaker 1>thing you can think of, And mind's the scariest thing

0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I can think of, And the guy next to you

0:52:08.200 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>is the scariest thing he can think of. And the

0:52:10.280 --> 0:52:13.160
<v Speaker 1>guy who wrote the movie can never possibly in a

0:52:13.239 --> 0:52:18.800
<v Speaker 1>million years, deliver on what your imagination has already created.

0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:24.799
<v Speaker 1>That's the truth. The truth is, we love monsters, We

0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:28.520
<v Speaker 1>love to be scared, we love to think these things

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:33.080
<v Speaker 1>are out there. It creates an excitement in the human existence.

0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:37.799
<v Speaker 1>We get bored, and a lot of bad things have

0:52:37.920 --> 0:52:41.840
<v Speaker 1>happened to human beings throughout history because they get bored.

0:52:42.320 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Boredom's a killer as a fact. Hello Doctors, show Gun

0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Jesse big fan of the show from New York City,

0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:54.560
<v Speaker 1>and hello to you, New York City. I love New

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:57.560
<v Speaker 1>York City so much, Chris, I love that play. You

0:52:57.600 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>don't you're shaking your head because you've never been there.

0:52:59.680 --> 0:53:01.759
<v Speaker 1>You people are all over New York City. I can't

0:53:01.760 --> 0:53:04.839
<v Speaker 1>believe you haven't been all right. The guy from New

0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:07.800
<v Speaker 1>York City wants to know about Rhonda Santis and my thoughts.

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Let's tell you those thoughts and just to say true,

0:53:29.840 --> 0:53:34.120
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<v Speaker 1>to the RHN de Santis thing here in a moment.

0:54:52.960 --> 0:54:55.440
<v Speaker 1>It's Jesse Kelly. You can call in eight seven seven

0:54:55.560 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Kelly show dot com. It's an ass, doctor Jesse Friday.

0:55:04.120 --> 0:55:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I am going to get to this District Attorney of

0:55:07.960 --> 0:55:10.239
<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles and what he had to say I am.

0:55:10.320 --> 0:55:13.200
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's like, when I get to it, I'm

0:55:13.239 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna get upset and I'm gonna start talking too much politics.

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:20.000
<v Speaker 1>To just be patient with me for a minute. Jewish

0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:22.239
<v Speaker 1>producer Chris doesn't like New York City because he's never

0:55:22.280 --> 0:55:24.360
<v Speaker 1>been to New York City and it doesn't appreciate it.

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:30.600
<v Speaker 1>When you're in New York City, it feels historic, it

0:55:30.640 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>feels big and important, and it's so old. That's what

0:55:34.640 --> 0:55:37.240
<v Speaker 1>I love about it. It's unsurprisingly. I love the history

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 1>of it. It's so old. Last time I was there,

0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I went and ate at Sparks Steakhouse where Big Paul Castellano,

0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:47.520
<v Speaker 1>the boss of the Gambino crime family, was assassinated by

0:55:47.600 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 1>John Gotti. I went and stood in the exact spot

0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:54.360
<v Speaker 1>where Paul Castellano was gunned down. That's freaking awesome. That

0:55:54.520 --> 0:55:56.640
<v Speaker 1>is freaking awesome. I'm told you can even take a

0:55:56.760 --> 0:56:00.359
<v Speaker 1>mafia tour of New York City, and yes, I'm going

0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:03.960
<v Speaker 1>to do that, only I'm probably gonna have to wait

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:06.840
<v Speaker 1>about two decades because they've absolutely destroyed my beloved city.

0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:09.680
<v Speaker 1>But or whatever. Anyway, big fan of the show of

0:56:09.719 --> 0:56:12.960
<v Speaker 1>New York City. For the twenty twenty four race, what

0:56:13.000 --> 0:56:15.920
<v Speaker 1>do you think about Rhonda santis At The guy's potential

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>will be a really good president, as he's already a

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:22.719
<v Speaker 1>great governor. Also as a person from NYC, we gotta

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:26.239
<v Speaker 1>deal with both the Blasio and Cuomo. Which one do

0:56:26.280 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 1>you think is worse. I appreciate the radio show and

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.279
<v Speaker 1>your TV show on the first. Keep up the good work,

0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:37.080
<v Speaker 1>all right. First of all, Rhonda Santis, in my opinion,

0:56:37.480 --> 0:56:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Rhonda Santis is currently the leader in the clubhouse for

0:56:41.880 --> 0:56:47.440
<v Speaker 1>potential GOP nominees in twenty twenty four one. He's been

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:51.400
<v Speaker 1>outstanding on coronavirus, not perfect, but he's been outstanding. Two,

0:56:51.760 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 1>he has one absolutely essential quality for any candidate wanting

0:56:58.640 --> 0:57:02.799
<v Speaker 1>to be a Republican nominee. This is no longer a

0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:06.640
<v Speaker 1>nice side thing we can hope for. This is one

0:57:06.719 --> 0:57:11.239
<v Speaker 1>hundred percent essential. It's as important as his stance on

0:57:11.320 --> 0:57:15.719
<v Speaker 1>any of the issues. Ronda Santis does not let the

0:57:15.840 --> 0:57:21.080
<v Speaker 1>media walk all over him. He doesn't apologize, he doesn't backpedal.

0:57:21.320 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 1>He will come right back in your face, and he

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:29.840
<v Speaker 1>decides what he wants to talk about. You cannot possibly

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:34.560
<v Speaker 1>have any success as a national Republican unless you are

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:38.960
<v Speaker 1>that guy. And the problem is that's natural. That's not

0:57:39.040 --> 0:57:42.520
<v Speaker 1>something you can teach people. I saw somebody yesterday. I'm

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:44.600
<v Speaker 1>not even gonna call him out for it. Got caught

0:57:44.640 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 1>in some stupid, little minor controversy and immediately blamed his

0:57:49.320 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 1>staff and say it went with my staff was I

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:58.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't This is stupid. I didn't mean to No, no,

0:57:58.880 --> 0:58:03.080
<v Speaker 1>we are past that time. You come right back in

0:58:03.200 --> 0:58:06.000
<v Speaker 1>their face. You own it, you make fun of them,

0:58:06.200 --> 0:58:10.920
<v Speaker 1>you change the subject. You cannot be back pedal, guy,

0:58:11.480 --> 0:58:15.280
<v Speaker 1>or that is like slicing open your arm and dropping

0:58:15.360 --> 0:58:18.439
<v Speaker 1>blood in a pool of sharks. For these people, they

0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:22.320
<v Speaker 1>are constantly probing for weakness. Why do you think with

0:58:22.400 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 1>all the things I say, why do you think I

0:58:25.120 --> 0:58:28.040
<v Speaker 1>don't have as many national controversies now as I did

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:30.000
<v Speaker 1>even say a year ago? Why do you think that

0:58:30.200 --> 0:58:33.080
<v Speaker 1>is the show's bigger now than ever before? My TV

0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:35.720
<v Speaker 1>show's taking off, the radio show. I can't believe this

0:58:35.720 --> 0:58:38.760
<v Speaker 1>stuff's working, but it's working. And yet I say the

0:58:38.760 --> 0:58:41.160
<v Speaker 1>most defensive stuff out there and don't get in national

0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:42.960
<v Speaker 1>troubled out of And why do you think that is?

0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Because every time they've tried, I've waded into it, waded

0:58:53.480 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 1>into it, I've doubled down, and then the matter they

0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 1>get all tripled down, and then they just lose their minds.

0:58:59.080 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Why is it he upon apologizing, I don't understand he

0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 1>said something. I'm really mad about it. I got my

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:06.840
<v Speaker 1>thousand friends to be really mad about it, and I'm

0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:10.040
<v Speaker 1>so mad. Why isn't he apologizing? Then I'll quadruple down.

0:59:11.760 --> 0:59:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Word gets around who the easy prey is and who

0:59:15.480 --> 0:59:21.520
<v Speaker 1>the easy prey Isn't you either show them you will

0:59:21.600 --> 0:59:24.120
<v Speaker 1>not apologize, You will not back down, and you will

0:59:24.160 --> 0:59:27.120
<v Speaker 1>not dictate to me what I can talk about, or

0:59:27.160 --> 0:59:30.000
<v Speaker 1>they're going to eat you alive. You simply will not

0:59:30.080 --> 0:59:35.080
<v Speaker 1>be able to withstand the onslaught of being a Republican president.

0:59:35.880 --> 0:59:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Look what Trump went through as president. Impeachment collusion investigations

0:59:41.320 --> 0:59:45.120
<v Speaker 1>day after day after day, have made up scandals, pushing

0:59:45.240 --> 0:59:48.000
<v Speaker 1>chaos and chaos and chaos and anarchie. It's the end

0:59:48.040 --> 0:59:52.040
<v Speaker 1>of the world. You have got to be tough enough

0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:55.439
<v Speaker 1>to come back at them. And I like that about

0:59:55.440 --> 1:00:00.800
<v Speaker 1>the Santis that said, let me allow a big caution

1:00:00.920 --> 1:00:04.240
<v Speaker 1>flag to drape all over your RHN de Santist dreams.

1:00:04.240 --> 1:00:09.560
<v Speaker 1>And this is a big one. Four years is a

1:00:09.640 --> 1:00:19.200
<v Speaker 1>long time, A long time. The hot guy now ain't

1:00:19.240 --> 1:00:23.440
<v Speaker 1>necessarily the hot guy by twenty twenty four. I've seen

1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:28.040
<v Speaker 1>this ten thousand times in politics. Is we fall in

1:00:28.160 --> 1:00:30.880
<v Speaker 1>love with somebody because we're always looking for the next thing.

1:00:31.560 --> 1:00:34.440
<v Speaker 1>We're always looking for the next thing, the next superstar,

1:00:34.520 --> 1:00:36.720
<v Speaker 1>the next the next person to lead us out, the

1:00:36.800 --> 1:00:39.360
<v Speaker 1>next this, the next that. We're always looking for that.

1:00:40.880 --> 1:00:44.240
<v Speaker 1>But so often the bloom comes off that rose for

1:00:44.320 --> 1:00:48.360
<v Speaker 1>things you can't foresee. You forget now because in Republican circles,

1:00:48.360 --> 1:00:51.520
<v Speaker 1>In many Republican circles, he's a punchline. There was a

1:00:51.600 --> 1:00:54.320
<v Speaker 1>time when Chris Christie was going to be the nominee

1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:59.800
<v Speaker 1>for Republican for for Republican President, not during his second term,

1:01:00.240 --> 1:01:02.640
<v Speaker 1>where he of course stumbled, tripped up, got caught in

1:01:02.680 --> 1:01:06.440
<v Speaker 1>a couple controversies. During Chris Christie's first term when he

1:01:06.520 --> 1:01:09.640
<v Speaker 1>was elected as a Republican President of New Jersey, it

1:01:09.720 --> 1:01:14.480
<v Speaker 1>is totally forgotten now. He was the big deal. He

1:01:14.800 --> 1:01:17.760
<v Speaker 1>was out there given fire and brimstone speeches. I had

1:01:17.800 --> 1:01:19.800
<v Speaker 1>to go because I was running for Congress at the time.

1:01:20.080 --> 1:01:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I went to this really private event in the Republican

1:01:23.000 --> 1:01:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Conference where all the House Republicans, they had these mega

1:01:27.000 --> 1:01:29.880
<v Speaker 1>speakers come in and there's no media allowed, there's no nothing,

1:01:29.880 --> 1:01:33.560
<v Speaker 1>it's only the House Republicans, and sometimes they allow candidates in.

1:01:33.960 --> 1:01:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Chris Christie got up and gave a speech. The entire

1:01:37.480 --> 1:01:41.560
<v Speaker 1>place stood standing, ovation, cheering. When he was done, Chris

1:01:41.640 --> 1:01:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Christie was huge, and then one or two controversies later dawn,

1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Just like that, the blooms off the roads. What do

1:01:53.760 --> 1:01:55.600
<v Speaker 1>I say all the time? Trees don't grow to the

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<v Speaker 1>sky right now. If the primary was held right now

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump wasn't in it, Desantist is probably the leader

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<v Speaker 1>in the clubhouse. I fully admit that, and I like

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<v Speaker 1>him a lot. I'm I'm not dogging on him at all. However,

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<v Speaker 1>four years is a long time, especially when the media

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<v Speaker 1>they're all over him. Now, what if he gets a

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<v Speaker 1>controversy that's not even a controversy, remember when they have

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<v Speaker 1>so much control of the system as they do. Look

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<v Speaker 1>what they did to Trump. They can create controversy out

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<v Speaker 1>of nothing. Now, we impeached the president of the United

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<v Speaker 1>States of America over a phone call. We all saw

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<v Speaker 1>the transcript of think about that for a moment. Impeachment

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<v Speaker 1>is a big, big deal. We impeached Donald Trump over

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call. We saw a transcript of they can

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<v Speaker 1>take nothing and create a big deal out of it. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>and they do, and they will. So maybe he'll run

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<v Speaker 1>into something that isn't even in his control. Maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>won't have screwed anything up, but that doesn't mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a big, big, big deal. Now, as far as

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<v Speaker 1>de Blasio and Cuomo goes, here's the difference between Deblasio

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<v Speaker 1>and Cuomo. Remember I told you yesterday, while Obama was

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<v Speaker 1>so damaging to the country, did so much lasting damage

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<v Speaker 1>to the country, Barack Obama was a true believer. Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Cuomo's just a good old fashioned, corrupt New York politician, scumbag,

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<v Speaker 1>just the same as it ever was in New York.

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<v Speaker 1>Bill Deblasio is a true believer. Bill Deblasio is a

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<v Speaker 1>true and blue He has his history is there. He

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<v Speaker 1>is a true blue communist communist. Bill Deblasio is, and

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<v Speaker 1>he believes it all the way. He's currently he believes

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<v Speaker 1>it so much he's currently destroying his own city, destroying

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<v Speaker 1>it intentionally. That's how how much Bill Deblasio believes. Would

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<v Speaker 1>he believe? All Right, it's time to talk to Cam

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<v Speaker 1>Edwards about the Civil War? Gosh, this is gonna be sweet. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>No word in English language is less convincing than probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure we should get matching tattoos on our

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<v Speaker 1>first date? Sure? We'll probably stay together. Probably it's been

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three minutes since I ate. I can probably swim.

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<v Speaker 1>You should wait thirty minutes, okay, I don't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what the job candid bo scrap. I have a cramp.

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<v Speaker 1>I can probably hit the green from here. Probably can

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<v Speaker 1>I get a mulligan? I'm ready to go. Hey, are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

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<v Speaker 1>a car, or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving.

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<v Speaker 1>A message brought to you by NITZA and AD Counsel.

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<v Speaker 1>You just heard your cocaine question. I found a carrious

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<v Speaker 1>there is six hundred and forty nine kilos, not six fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, under the right circumstances, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd sell one or two just to you know, make money.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, people don't understand how many guys are out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to play that again because it does bring

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<v Speaker 1>up a good point six forty nine instead of six

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<v Speaker 1>to fifty. How do we know there wasn't a thousand?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we know there wasn't two thousand? How do

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<v Speaker 1>we know the cops didn't show up and take some

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<v Speaker 1>of it. I mean, it's happened before. Let's not act

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<v Speaker 1>like everybody's pure as the driven snow over here. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why I'm so hung up on this, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's because there's a boat. Remember this is

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<v Speaker 1>from yesterday. There's a boat, a drift at sea, shows

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<v Speaker 1>up with a whole bunch of cocaine in it. Someone

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<v Speaker 1>found it and called the cops. It's clearly an abandoned boat,

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<v Speaker 1>a long abandoned boat. I should stress that part of

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<v Speaker 1>the story, because if you find a boat that looks

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<v Speaker 1>pretty new with cocaine in it, I really would recommend

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<v Speaker 1>you just call the cops and run the other direction.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good way to end up with your hands

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<v Speaker 1>chopped off or something like that. But long abandoned, what

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<v Speaker 1>would I do? I would like to think. I would

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<v Speaker 1>like to think I would call the police, But we

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<v Speaker 1>all know how terrible of a person I am. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not calling you, Chris. All right, we have much

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<v Speaker 1>stuff to get to. I'm gonna get to this LA

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<v Speaker 1>District Attorney in a minute. Dear doctor Shogun Oracle Steel

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<v Speaker 1>ay A Tola of Rock and Roller Jesse. I love

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<v Speaker 1>this emails people. I begin losing my hair in my

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<v Speaker 1>mid thirties. By forty, I have decided to wave. I

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<v Speaker 1>had decided to wave the white flag of surrender and

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<v Speaker 1>shave my head ball As the fifteen days to stop

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<v Speaker 1>the spreads stretches onto a year. I thought that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>some good could come from this pandemic. So I have

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<v Speaker 1>committed to bringing back the comb over. I yearned for

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<v Speaker 1>those I gone years when when men held onto their

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<v Speaker 1>last shreds of self confidence and dignity for a few

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<v Speaker 1>mere strands of hair stretched across their otherwise bald head.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that it will be no easy task, and

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<v Speaker 1>I am committed to doing this naturally, without the use

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<v Speaker 1>of performance enhancers. Although I firmly believe that this will

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<v Speaker 1>result in what Cardi b so eloquently sings about which

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to be discussing on this show. My

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend is less than impressed. So what say you, O,

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<v Speaker 1>wise one comb over or not? Gentlemen, gentlemen, here's the thing, fellas,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is gonna be tough for you to swallow,

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<v Speaker 1>but look, I get all your cheers whenever I rip

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<v Speaker 1>on women for wearing flats. I get all these emails

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<v Speaker 1>of guy's cheering privately. You know they won't tell their

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<v Speaker 1>wives or girlfriend, but they're telling me, Oh, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad you said it. They're so ugly. But remember I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving it. I'm giving you all the truth you don't want, Fellas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not just that comb overs look terrible. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>that your hair needs to get shorter as it thins

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<v Speaker 1>out and recedes. And I say this to you as

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty nine year old whose hair is fitting out

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<v Speaker 1>and receding. It's retreating back towards my ears. I know, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like twelve. I know you still have hair, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Believe me, pal, it ends your hair gets shorter as

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<v Speaker 1>it gets less prevalent period and Fellas, I get that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of guys are more self conscious than I am.

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<v Speaker 1>But setting the comb over aside, hear me, and hear me. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why this is the case, but believe

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<v Speaker 1>me when I tell you, every single person on the

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<v Speaker 1>planet can tell that it's a tupei and it looks terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And every single person on the planet can tell that

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<v Speaker 1>you dyed it and it looks terrible. Let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it go go gray, man, I've got it coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>You should see my beard. My beard's about half and

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<v Speaker 1>half anymore. Now, guess what. The wife loves it. Let

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<v Speaker 1>it go gray. Let your hair on top of your

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<v Speaker 1>head go gray. Let it thin out, shave it down.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're really maybe you have an ugly head, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Become a hat guy. There stuff they're wrong with being

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<v Speaker 1>a hat guy. There are some sweet hats out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Chicks love it, those old nineteen twenties and thirties look

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<v Speaker 1>of you know, suit and tie with the trench coat

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<v Speaker 1>on and one of those sweet hats. Ah, dude, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be fighting off the ladies with a stick

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<v Speaker 1>with that look. There's nothing wrong with being head guy. Fellas,

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is a bitter pill to swallow. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like the ladies. The ladies were outraged when I

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<v Speaker 1>told all of them your flats are disgustingly ugly. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the equivalent to a man wearing sweatpants. It's borderline disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so ugly. Notice I didn't say you had to

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<v Speaker 1>wear heels. I didn't say that. Obviously heels look great.

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<v Speaker 1>They are a million options. Boots. Shoot tennis shoes look

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<v Speaker 1>great on women, but those ballet flats looking things are

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<v Speaker 1>the least flattering, ugliest things I've ever seen in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know all your girlfriends tell you, oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>looks so cute. They do not. They're lying to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ugly, fellas, same thing for you, the comb over,

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<v Speaker 1>the tupei, the die. Everyone can tell. And it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like crap at all times. It's terrible looking. Plus, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what really sails with the ladies when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>right down to it. I mean, yeah, money, But what

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<v Speaker 1>really sails with the ladies confidence. Nothing they love more

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<v Speaker 1>than confidence. If you don't have it, fine fake it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you're ugly looking to pay? Says to

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<v Speaker 1>the ladies. Says I'm insecure. Says I'm insecure, So drop

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<v Speaker 1>it all right. This Los Angeles District Attorney thing, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to spend much time on this because it's

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<v Speaker 1>an ask because doctor Jesse Friday and I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to be bringing you down, but we do have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a brief talk about it. Eight seven seven three

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<v Speaker 1>seven seven four three seven three is the number or

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Remember you can

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<v Speaker 1>still email in You're asked, doctor Jesse questions, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try to get through all these others as fast as

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<v Speaker 1>evenly possible. But hear me. Now, his name's George Gasson

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<v Speaker 1>or Gascon. I don't know how to pronounce his name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not American. And he says, this is a quote,

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<v Speaker 1>we must achieve sustainable public safety that embraces justice and fairness.

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<v Speaker 1>The false choice between reform and safety is built on

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<v Speaker 1>a myth perpetuated by old school tough on crime advocates.

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<v Speaker 1>Reform makes us safer. He's out there turning criminals loose

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<v Speaker 1>and things like that. Understand this, this way of thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>this way of thinking is not isolated to some ding

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<v Speaker 1>bat wing nut da of Los Angeles. We just had

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<v Speaker 1>a gigantic hack of our nuclear codes and I had

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<v Speaker 1>somebody dig into it for me. Do you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>on our mission statement from our nuclear agency. They're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about diversity and fairness and equity and leveling the playing field.

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<v Speaker 1>The people guarding the nuclear weapons that can destroy the

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<v Speaker 1>world are worried about diversity and fairness. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>understand this is neo Marxism, That's what this is. This

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<v Speaker 1>has nothing to do with fairness or racism or civil

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<v Speaker 1>rights or leveling the playing field. This is neo Marxism.

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<v Speaker 1>It just found a brand new avenue that it has

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<v Speaker 1>allowed itself to worm its way into everything. This is

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<v Speaker 1>how they got into the churches. Remember I lost my

1:14:19.360 --> 1:14:22.000
<v Speaker 1>church about a year ago for this stuff, white privilege

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<v Speaker 1>and all that crap. This is how they got into

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<v Speaker 1>the schools, They got into the military like this. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not just some crazy district attorney in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>This way of thinking is intentional commie poison designed to

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<v Speaker 1>destroy the United States of America, and it will. It

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<v Speaker 1>is that severe, it is that bad. We are going

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<v Speaker 1>to diversity ourselves into the Stone Age. All right, It's

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<v Speaker 1>time to go to a deserted island with kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a different question. Yeah, oh God, an adimal inside of me.

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<v Speaker 1>because this is a long one. Bear with me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Jewish producer Chris, pay attention to the rules

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<v Speaker 1>in case I screw any of them up. Okay, my Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>island is large enough and has plenty of food and

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<v Speaker 1>fresh water to sustain you and your family indefinitely. However,

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<v Speaker 1>the volcano on the island is rumbling and you fear

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<v Speaker 1>it may erupt, though you do not know how violently.

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<v Speaker 1>Along with the abandoned buildings, there are plenty of hand

1:17:57.360 --> 1:18:01.880
<v Speaker 1>tools and construction materials, but no electronics. And the plane

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<v Speaker 1>is lost in the depths. All right, So we have

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<v Speaker 1>food and water, we have buildings, we have materials, no electricity.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your plan to return to civilization or do

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<v Speaker 1>you stay put in a relative tropical luxury until you're

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully rescued, die from old age or from the volcanic eruption.

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<v Speaker 1>You determine the chance of each outcome is one third.

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<v Speaker 1>If you plan to leave to get help, you must

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<v Speaker 1>go due to your near Demi God strength and your

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<v Speaker 1>navigational skills. Okay, so I can't send anyone else. I

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<v Speaker 1>have to be the one who go. Regarding the rest

1:18:38.000 --> 1:18:40.559
<v Speaker 1>of your family, who would you have stay, and who,

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<v Speaker 1>if any, would go with you? And why if you leave,

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<v Speaker 1>the chance of your finding civilization is fifty percent. That's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty high, Chris. With a fifty percent chance of dying

1:18:52.920 --> 1:18:58.040
<v Speaker 1>of exposure on the ocean, each additional passenger decreases your

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<v Speaker 1>chance of finding civilization by five percent due to consumption

1:19:01.479 --> 1:19:04.439
<v Speaker 1>of supplies. This guy took some time into this. So

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<v Speaker 1>if your entire family goes, you have a thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>percent chance of finding civilization, and if you do find civilization,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a fifty percent chance you'll never find that island again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's from Tim from Columbus, Ohio. Tim, that was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I already know what I'm doing. I'm staying. I have food,

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<v Speaker 1>I have fresh water. Volcano get out of here with

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<v Speaker 1>a volcano. I'm not gonna separate from my family. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stay on the island and risk the volcano and

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<v Speaker 1>bank on being able to get away. However, for the

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<v Speaker 1>purposes of our discussion, no, Chris, I do not think

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<v Speaker 1>we can get something that's strong enough to withstand the

1:19:49.600 --> 1:19:52.640
<v Speaker 1>volcano blast. I think if the volcano goes off and

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<v Speaker 1>it's big enough, we're dead. But probably not the worst

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<v Speaker 1>way to go is that. What is that city Pompey

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<v Speaker 1>Pump Why am I screwing up the name, But it's

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<v Speaker 1>pomp something. It's in Italy. It's the one that got

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<v Speaker 1>It's the ancient Roman city that got drowned in a

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<v Speaker 1>volcano blast. Maybe in Greek, but I think it's Roman city.

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<v Speaker 1>They got drowned in a volcano blast, and they still

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<v Speaker 1>have people there doing what they were doing when the

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<v Speaker 1>blasts went off. That's how fast they just melted. They

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<v Speaker 1>even have one guy there. You know what, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to go into it right now. You've got forever,

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<v Speaker 1>forever remembered in a private moment he was having a

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<v Speaker 1>private moment. But I don't think one, dying in a

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<v Speaker 1>volcano blast will be that bad of a way to go. Two,

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<v Speaker 1>if I have all the food and water I need,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll ignore the volcano blast and simply take take a

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<v Speaker 1>new step. Make sure you're ready at all times. It

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<v Speaker 1>would draw a big SOS on the beach, have a

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<v Speaker 1>quick fire ready to be started if you see a

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<v Speaker 1>plane or or a boat or something like that. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had to leave, I would definitely only go myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I would go myself. I would leave the wife behind,

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<v Speaker 1>leave the kids behind, because my boys are getting older.

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<v Speaker 1>They can help her survive the island. I go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and tough it out. He said, fifty percent chance I

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<v Speaker 1>find civilization, and then only fifty percent chance I get

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<v Speaker 1>back and find the island. I take off. If I

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<v Speaker 1>had to take off, I take off. Hey, that that

1:21:25.800 --> 1:21:28.240
<v Speaker 1>gives me a twenty five percent chance of taking off

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<v Speaker 1>and bringing someone back. I like it. I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>We would also domesticate some wild animals, just like I

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<v Speaker 1>told everyone not to do yesterday. We would have parrots.

1:21:42.520 --> 1:21:45.920
<v Speaker 1>What I'm just kidding. We would not domesticate any wild animals,

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<v Speaker 1>although that would be sweet. Dear doctor Jesse, Sombrero, it's sombrero, Jesse, Gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine you received inside information that a nuclear strike coming

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<v Speaker 1>to the United States. It's unclear what locations are going

1:22:03.760 --> 1:22:05.320
<v Speaker 1>to be hit, but you know will be more than

1:22:05.400 --> 1:22:08.200
<v Speaker 1>a few. You try to notify the government for days,

1:22:08.280 --> 1:22:10.640
<v Speaker 1>and they pass you off as a conspiracy theory not.

1:22:10.960 --> 1:22:13.479
<v Speaker 1>It's up to you to protect your family. Do you

1:22:13.640 --> 1:22:16.519
<v Speaker 1>leave the country. If so, where do you go? Do

1:22:16.640 --> 1:22:19.240
<v Speaker 1>you expect it to escalate into a world war? So

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<v Speaker 1>that is going to influence your decision. I don't know.

1:22:31.040 --> 1:22:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think. I don't think. You

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<v Speaker 1>can leave. And here's why you can't leave. You're unfamiliar.

1:22:40.840 --> 1:22:43.760
<v Speaker 1>When disaster strikes, you have to go to familiar You

1:22:43.840 --> 1:22:46.840
<v Speaker 1>know what. I know where I'm going. I have an idea.

1:22:48.320 --> 1:23:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you. Wake up and text, Text and eat,

1:23:17.760 --> 1:23:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Text and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait, wait,

1:23:24.200 --> 1:23:28.400
<v Speaker 1>text and be late to work silently, Text and work,

1:23:29.840 --> 1:23:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Text and pretend to work, Text and x surprised when

1:23:34.200 --> 1:23:37.800
<v Speaker 1>someone calls you out for not working. Text and meet

1:23:37.880 --> 1:23:41.519
<v Speaker 1>up with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Text

1:23:41.600 --> 1:23:43.400
<v Speaker 1>and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

1:23:45.080 --> 1:23:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

1:23:46.920 --> 1:23:52.840
<v Speaker 1>phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1:23:52.920 --> 1:23:55.360
<v Speaker 1>get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1:23:55.800 --> 1:23:59.160
<v Speaker 1>put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive,

1:24:00.080 --> 1:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>they said, stop texts. Stoprex dot org a public service

1:24:03.840 --> 1:24:07.120
<v Speaker 1>announcement brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration,

1:24:07.240 --> 1:24:27.519
<v Speaker 1>and the AD Council. If a nuclear weapon is coming,

1:24:28.720 --> 1:24:32.679
<v Speaker 1>you have to get away from major cities. One. Let's

1:24:32.720 --> 1:24:34.800
<v Speaker 1>just go ahead and start there, because they're not going

1:24:34.840 --> 1:24:37.160
<v Speaker 1>to be nuke in the countryside. I guess they might

1:24:37.240 --> 1:24:39.280
<v Speaker 1>if they're just going to finish us off. You have

1:24:39.439 --> 1:24:42.759
<v Speaker 1>to get away from major cities. I'm going to Montana.

1:24:42.960 --> 1:24:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I was on this Montana ranch one time, Chris. It

1:24:45.479 --> 1:24:47.200
<v Speaker 1>was the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life.

1:24:47.560 --> 1:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>They had these remote cabins that had been there since

1:24:51.360 --> 1:24:54.080
<v Speaker 1>the eighteen hundreds, where old miners had gone up and

1:24:54.200 --> 1:24:56.800
<v Speaker 1>built the cabins, and they still had some of the

1:24:56.920 --> 1:24:59.439
<v Speaker 1>mines up there. You could go down into them. I mean,

1:24:59.479 --> 1:25:01.240
<v Speaker 1>you'd have to be really careful, you could go down

1:25:01.320 --> 1:25:05.320
<v Speaker 1>into them. If you had the supplies to survive. You

1:25:05.400 --> 1:25:07.719
<v Speaker 1>could survive up there for ages. There's plenty of wild

1:25:07.800 --> 1:25:10.880
<v Speaker 1>game to shoot and kill. I'm going to Montana. The

1:25:11.000 --> 1:25:14.080
<v Speaker 1>problem with leaving the country is where are you gonna go.

1:25:15.040 --> 1:25:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Are you familiar enough with somewhere else that you know

1:25:17.800 --> 1:25:20.880
<v Speaker 1>you can survive. I know that territory I can survive

1:25:21.000 --> 1:25:23.639
<v Speaker 1>up there. You're just worried about the Pool, Chris, gosh,

1:25:23.720 --> 1:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>that's embarrassing. You see what the ATF is doing. Did

1:25:28.760 --> 1:25:31.200
<v Speaker 1>you see what the ACF is doing? Gosh, you know

1:25:31.280 --> 1:25:33.120
<v Speaker 1>what we are going to talk about that really briefly.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't get back to your questions. Hang on the

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>we've got an interesting one here. I have a son

1:26:37.320 --> 1:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>do he's doe to be born in February. I'm trying

1:26:40.000 --> 1:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>to persuade my wife to name him after combinations of

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<v Speaker 1>great Civil War generals, and would like your opinion on

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<v Speaker 1>which one you think is best. I love your guts.

1:26:50.520 --> 1:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Remember it's Jesse Kelly. You could reach me Jesse at

1:26:53.880 --> 1:26:57.760
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly show dot com. We still have well, we

1:26:57.840 --> 1:26:59.639
<v Speaker 1>have a heavy one I need to get to. I'm

1:26:59.680 --> 1:27:02.120
<v Speaker 1>a try to churn through as many of these as

1:27:02.200 --> 1:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>humanly possible, and the next hour I'm gonna move a

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<v Speaker 1>little faster than I normally do. I think. I think

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<v Speaker 1>for the name he has he has suggestions up here

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<v Speaker 1>like Bedford, Tecumpsa. The problem with Bedford is that's Nathan

1:27:20.320 --> 1:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Bedford Forrest. And while he was he was for the South.

1:27:24.080 --> 1:27:26.360
<v Speaker 1>But you know, I'm not reflectively everyone for the South

1:27:26.520 --> 1:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>was a Nazi. Nathan Bedford Forrest was a really bad guy.

1:27:31.080 --> 1:27:34.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure he founded the KKK after the Civil War?

1:27:34.600 --> 1:27:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Do I have that right, Chris? He's what definitely one

1:27:36.200 --> 1:27:38.320
<v Speaker 1>of the founders of the KKK after the Civil War.

1:27:39.160 --> 1:27:42.000
<v Speaker 1>The problem is he's one of those guys that's people

1:27:42.120 --> 1:27:45.639
<v Speaker 1>sometimes struggle separating how terrible he was from how capable

1:27:45.720 --> 1:27:50.719
<v Speaker 1>he was. Because he was also a bad man commanding troops.

1:27:51.520 --> 1:27:55.559
<v Speaker 1>Sherman hated him because he was so good. Sherman tried

1:27:55.640 --> 1:27:57.960
<v Speaker 1>everything he could, do everything he could to kill the guy.

1:27:58.439 --> 1:28:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Nathan Bedford Forrest was a bad man, but also a

1:28:01.920 --> 1:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>bad man not good, So you probably want to stray

1:28:05.240 --> 1:28:10.720
<v Speaker 1>away from Bedford. I would suggest, I would suggest a

1:28:10.880 --> 1:28:14.839
<v Speaker 1>mixture of a North and South one. I would suggest

1:28:15.000 --> 1:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>something like Stonewall to Cumps. Could you name a kids Stonewall, Chris?

1:28:22.000 --> 1:28:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Or is he gonna catch too much crap for that?

1:28:28.120 --> 1:28:31.720
<v Speaker 1>It is too identifiable? You know, you could just go

1:28:31.960 --> 1:28:36.080
<v Speaker 1>with naming him after that, only not at tell everybody

1:28:36.120 --> 1:28:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you named him after that, what's your name? But it's

1:28:38.400 --> 1:28:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Robert Custer Johnson, you know, And then you would then

1:28:40.920 --> 1:28:43.360
<v Speaker 1>you did a mix of the two. The problem with

1:28:43.439 --> 1:28:45.439
<v Speaker 1>these really awesome names. And I found this when I

1:28:45.520 --> 1:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>had both my sons and we were trying to come

1:28:47.240 --> 1:28:50.479
<v Speaker 1>up with names. Women reject all the really cool ones.

1:28:51.560 --> 1:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Punisher is a legitimate middle name. I don't

1:28:55.240 --> 1:28:58.800
<v Speaker 1>care what you say. Chris, did you see this guy

1:28:58.880 --> 1:29:01.320
<v Speaker 1>on TV last night? Did you see what he said?

1:29:03.520 --> 1:29:06.880
<v Speaker 1>You saw? Play this clip? Play this guy? I love

1:29:06.920 --> 1:29:13.160
<v Speaker 1>this guy. Isn't it everything? When you're going for quality

1:29:13.240 --> 1:29:17.000
<v Speaker 1>of life? Quality in anything, don't people have to be

1:29:17.120 --> 1:29:20.920
<v Speaker 1>held accountable for it? But right here on the First,

1:29:21.439 --> 1:29:24.000
<v Speaker 1>as you can probably tell, by this point in time,

1:29:24.320 --> 1:29:27.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm allowed to say whatever I want on the show. Management,

1:29:27.680 --> 1:29:29.479
<v Speaker 1>by the grace of God, has never once told me

1:29:29.560 --> 1:29:31.880
<v Speaker 1>don't say this. Stop saying that. Oh I can't believe

1:29:31.920 --> 1:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>you said that. I say whatever I want on the show.

1:29:34.640 --> 1:29:37.839
<v Speaker 1>And that's why I love working for the First so much. However,

1:29:38.800 --> 1:29:42.360
<v Speaker 1>if I start showing up to work drunk every night,

1:29:43.320 --> 1:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I would get fired because there's accountability here. If the

1:29:49.000 --> 1:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>people who work for me just stop showing up at all,

1:29:52.160 --> 1:29:55.000
<v Speaker 1>they would get fired. There's accountability here. People are required

1:29:55.040 --> 1:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>to do certain things around me. In my life. My

1:29:58.200 --> 1:30:02.240
<v Speaker 1>children have accountability. Show me the grades. Give me the

1:30:02.320 --> 1:30:03.800
<v Speaker 1>good grades. Oh you want do you want to play

1:30:03.880 --> 1:30:05.479
<v Speaker 1>video games? You want you want to do this? You

1:30:05.560 --> 1:30:07.280
<v Speaker 1>want to do the fun things you like to do.

1:30:07.520 --> 1:30:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Show me grades first. There's accountability, and if they're if

1:30:11.880 --> 1:30:15.680
<v Speaker 1>the grades drop, the fun stops. Because we have accountability

1:30:15.720 --> 1:30:18.920
<v Speaker 1>in my house. Accountability is everything, every s everywhere around you,

1:30:19.000 --> 1:30:24.439
<v Speaker 1>Everything that's good hasn't And what amazes me is the system.

1:30:24.800 --> 1:30:26.760
<v Speaker 1>As we've talked about a thousand times, and we'll talk

1:30:26.800 --> 1:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>about a thousand more. Remember the system is well, they're

1:30:31.880 --> 1:30:35.400
<v Speaker 1>in control of everything now. The system is the entire media,

1:30:36.000 --> 1:30:39.880
<v Speaker 1>the entire bureaucracy, the entire Democratic Party, seventy five to

1:30:40.040 --> 1:30:43.800
<v Speaker 1>fifty percent of the Republican Party, Hollywood music, the entire

1:30:43.960 --> 1:30:47.920
<v Speaker 1>education system, now corporate America. They all always speak with

1:30:48.080 --> 1:30:50.680
<v Speaker 1>one voice, and they all always want one thing. And

1:30:50.760 --> 1:30:54.560
<v Speaker 1>we're not just talking about leftism, that's certainly part of it.

1:30:55.080 --> 1:30:58.200
<v Speaker 1>It's really about control and leftism. What amazes me, I

1:30:58.360 --> 1:31:00.439
<v Speaker 1>say that took a step back to I looked at

1:31:00.479 --> 1:31:06.479
<v Speaker 1>everything we've seen. There's never accountability for anything that ever,

1:31:07.720 --> 1:31:11.439
<v Speaker 1>there's never accountability for the people within this system for

1:31:11.600 --> 1:31:15.679
<v Speaker 1>anything ever. They never get held to account in fact

1:31:16.000 --> 1:31:18.719
<v Speaker 1>if you screw up, but you're part of the system.

1:31:18.760 --> 1:31:22.519
<v Speaker 1>If you're in the system club, oftentimes you'll get promoted.

1:31:23.439 --> 1:31:26.479
<v Speaker 1>Tell me something. Tell me a time you've seen one

1:31:26.520 --> 1:31:29.320
<v Speaker 1>of these television doctors. You've seen all over the TV

1:31:29.560 --> 1:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>for six months, eight months, I've lost track at this

1:31:31.960 --> 1:31:34.720
<v Speaker 1>point in time. They're on TV every day making predictions. Right, well,

1:31:35.479 --> 1:31:37.200
<v Speaker 1>it will be a hundred thousand dead by this day,

1:31:37.880 --> 1:31:42.360
<v Speaker 1>boo man, two hundred thousand dead by this day. We

1:31:42.520 --> 1:31:44.519
<v Speaker 1>have to do this, We have to do that. You've

1:31:44.520 --> 1:31:47.000
<v Speaker 1>been a lockdown or you've been and we've had all

1:31:47.040 --> 1:31:51.400
<v Speaker 1>these predictions, prediction after prediction after prediction, be wrong, be

1:31:51.560 --> 1:31:54.680
<v Speaker 1>factually wrong. They give dates, they give amounts, they're never

1:31:54.760 --> 1:31:58.920
<v Speaker 1>closed to. Right, when's the last time you saw anybody

1:31:59.040 --> 1:32:01.519
<v Speaker 1>call one of these doctors onto their television show and

1:32:01.600 --> 1:32:07.800
<v Speaker 1>ask them, kind of miss the mark here, doc, what happened? Never?

1:32:08.560 --> 1:32:11.479
<v Speaker 1>You haven't seen it? Once you saw it? During the

1:32:12.000 --> 1:32:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Obama doj FBI, CIA disaster, everything they did to Donald

1:32:18.120 --> 1:32:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Trump investigating using the power of government to wire tap

1:32:23.160 --> 1:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>your political opponent. You took bad information on purpose and

1:32:27.760 --> 1:32:29.760
<v Speaker 1>went to the FISI court with it and got a

1:32:29.840 --> 1:32:32.720
<v Speaker 1>fis a warrant to spy on an American citizen, your

1:32:32.760 --> 1:32:36.680
<v Speaker 1>political opponent, using the FBI and the CIA. They did that.

1:32:37.200 --> 1:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not some out of the movie. They did that,

1:32:39.240 --> 1:32:41.880
<v Speaker 1>and not only has nobody been held accountable for it.

1:32:43.640 --> 1:32:47.920
<v Speaker 1>They're on TV, they're signing CNN contracts, they're out there

1:32:47.960 --> 1:32:51.720
<v Speaker 1>on book tours. They're not hiding, they're not lawyered up

1:32:51.760 --> 1:32:54.440
<v Speaker 1>and hiding under a bed because they know the accountability

1:32:54.560 --> 1:32:58.160
<v Speaker 1>train is about to come running. They're getting promoted, they're

1:32:58.200 --> 1:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>getting rich. It is astounding to watch. It really does pay.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand why people choose to join the system instead

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<v Speaker 1>of fighting against the system. If you fight against the system,

1:33:09.600 --> 1:33:12.720
<v Speaker 1>you have no protections anymore none. You are simply left

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<v Speaker 1>out to dry, and the system will try to eat

1:33:15.040 --> 1:33:18.120
<v Speaker 1>you alive if you're part of it. Though, if you

1:33:18.320 --> 1:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>choose to just relent and well, I mean, let's just

1:33:21.200 --> 1:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>go along with it, you're untouchable. This is a heavy question.

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<v Speaker 1>Get ready for this one, Dear doctor Steele. My sister's

1:33:33.840 --> 1:33:37.519
<v Speaker 1>husband passed away a few years ago. She has two boys.

1:33:37.720 --> 1:33:41.720
<v Speaker 1>Your kids ages. What Christmas gift would you recommend for

1:33:41.920 --> 1:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>boys that have no father? Gosh, that is heavy, man,

1:33:47.080 --> 1:33:50.040
<v Speaker 1>That is heavy. I think about that stuff sometimes and

1:33:50.200 --> 1:33:55.559
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you this. Do not buy them a gift,

1:33:56.360 --> 1:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>not like a physical gift, not a toy, not an iPad,

1:33:59.240 --> 1:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>not a video game, aim on anything like that. You

1:34:04.720 --> 1:34:09.439
<v Speaker 1>present mom and the boys with. You can have an

1:34:09.520 --> 1:34:13.760
<v Speaker 1>envelope where you describe it with an experience of some kind.

1:34:14.320 --> 1:34:18.040
<v Speaker 1>You book a fishing trip for you and those boys.

1:34:19.160 --> 1:34:22.759
<v Speaker 1>You book a gun safety class for you and those boys.

1:34:23.400 --> 1:34:28.240
<v Speaker 1>You book some kind of manly experience where you will

1:34:28.360 --> 1:34:31.679
<v Speaker 1>take them out, if it's for a day, a weekend,

1:34:31.840 --> 1:34:37.240
<v Speaker 1>whatever the case. Maybe boys have to have a father figure.

1:34:37.400 --> 1:34:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Boys without a father figure. That every single statistic proves it.

1:34:42.280 --> 1:34:46.519
<v Speaker 1>Boys without a father figure are in serious trouble. And

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot imagine because a boy always has a longing

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<v Speaker 1>for his father always. You always want your dad to

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<v Speaker 1>love you and want to be around you and talk

1:34:54.360 --> 1:34:56.519
<v Speaker 1>to you and spend time with you. You just want

1:34:56.600 --> 1:35:00.320
<v Speaker 1>that at all times. To have lost your father has

1:35:00.400 --> 1:35:03.479
<v Speaker 1>to be devastating at that age. Forget about the gifts,

1:35:03.800 --> 1:35:08.280
<v Speaker 1>forget about that. Give them an experience, even if it's

1:35:08.360 --> 1:35:12.439
<v Speaker 1>just for a day. You them, Let's go out do

1:35:12.640 --> 1:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>some man stuff, fish and kill something, shoot something, race,

1:35:17.160 --> 1:35:20.759
<v Speaker 1>car driving, whatever the case. Maybe go out do something

1:35:20.920 --> 1:35:26.160
<v Speaker 1>fun and slightly dangerous. They'll remember it. That's the stuff boys.

1:35:26.280 --> 1:35:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Name Chris. If I told you I'm not a big

1:35:32.240 --> 1:35:34.960
<v Speaker 1>fan of the ATF. Have we had this conversation before?

1:35:37.280 --> 1:35:38.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you hear what they're doing? I'll tell you

1:35:38.640 --> 1:35:58.240
<v Speaker 1>in a second. Yeah? Is he smarter than everyone who knows?

1:35:58.760 --> 1:36:07.479
<v Speaker 1>Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Shaw. One

1:36:07.560 --> 1:36:10.680
<v Speaker 1>in three adults has pre diabetes. One in three. That

1:36:10.840 --> 1:36:15.280
<v Speaker 1>means it could be you, your football buddy, your fruitball buddy,

1:36:16.000 --> 1:36:20.599
<v Speaker 1>or you your best man, your worst man. You you're

1:36:20.600 --> 1:36:24.320
<v Speaker 1>a dog walker, You're a cat jugger. While one in

1:36:24.400 --> 1:36:28.120
<v Speaker 1>three adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis, pre diabetes

1:36:28.200 --> 1:36:30.519
<v Speaker 1>can be reversed. Take the risk test at do I

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<v Speaker 1>have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I have pre

1:36:33.680 --> 1:36:37.519
<v Speaker 1>diabetes dot org? Wait? Did they just say one in

1:36:37.600 --> 1:36:40.680
<v Speaker 1>three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three point three

1:36:40.720 --> 1:36:43.000
<v Speaker 1>three three percent of adults. That means it could be

1:36:43.080 --> 1:36:46.200
<v Speaker 1>me my boss or my boss's boss, or me my

1:36:46.320 --> 1:36:49.479
<v Speaker 1>favorite sister or my other sister. That's seven members of

1:36:49.560 --> 1:36:52.760
<v Speaker 1>my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, the one

1:36:52.800 --> 1:36:55.800
<v Speaker 1>in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol or

1:36:56.520 --> 1:36:59.599
<v Speaker 1>my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take the risk

1:36:59.680 --> 1:37:02.800
<v Speaker 1>test it do. I have pre diabetes dot org brought

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<v Speaker 1>Awareness Partners. Little name's Mark. And you mentioned about the

1:37:19.640 --> 1:37:23.240
<v Speaker 1>fun in the cocaine. Well, the thing is you're gonna

1:37:23.240 --> 1:37:26.559
<v Speaker 1>be turning it over to the FBI. Now, you trust

1:37:26.640 --> 1:37:29.280
<v Speaker 1>yourself more than the FBI to keep it off the street.

1:37:29.920 --> 1:37:32.479
<v Speaker 1>So what I would do is just destroy it because

1:37:32.520 --> 1:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust our FBI at the moment, they've shown

1:37:36.000 --> 1:37:39.920
<v Speaker 1>they are untrustworthy. So I would destroy it somehow someway

1:37:40.280 --> 1:37:43.880
<v Speaker 1>probably bury it with the whole bunch of dirt sand.

1:37:44.439 --> 1:37:52.479
<v Speaker 1>But that's me. Oh that was uncomfortable, wasn't it? And

1:37:52.760 --> 1:37:57.160
<v Speaker 1>where is he wrong? Where is he wrong? Eight seven

1:37:57.280 --> 1:38:00.200
<v Speaker 1>seven three seven seven four three seven three? It's the

1:38:00.320 --> 1:38:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can find me on social media.

1:38:04.360 --> 1:38:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm on all of them, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Parlor. I'm

1:38:08.160 --> 1:38:10.320
<v Speaker 1>not joining anymore, Chris. They keep asking me, are you

1:38:10.360 --> 1:38:14.000
<v Speaker 1>getting on this platform or that platform? No. I worked

1:38:14.040 --> 1:38:16.160
<v Speaker 1>for a living. I can't possibly take the time to

1:38:16.280 --> 1:38:18.200
<v Speaker 1>post on all these plus They're gonna kick me off

1:38:18.200 --> 1:38:20.360
<v Speaker 1>all of them. Anyway. I've been suspended so many times.

1:38:20.680 --> 1:38:22.639
<v Speaker 1>I can't even count how many times I've been suspended.

1:38:22.680 --> 1:38:30.400
<v Speaker 1>At this point, I guess I'm offensive. Headline. ATF decision

1:38:30.479 --> 1:38:33.599
<v Speaker 1>could lead to the biggest gun registration turn in effort

1:38:33.680 --> 1:38:37.920
<v Speaker 1>in American history. The ATF published a notice on Thursday

1:38:37.960 --> 1:38:40.640
<v Speaker 1>that could require millions of a R fifteen pistols and

1:38:40.760 --> 1:38:44.479
<v Speaker 1>similar firearms, which are designed with braces that strapped to

1:38:44.560 --> 1:38:49.360
<v Speaker 1>a shooter's forearm, to either to be either registered, turned in, destroyed,

1:38:49.439 --> 1:38:52.360
<v Speaker 1>or dismantled. But the standards laid out for determining the

1:38:52.439 --> 1:38:56.839
<v Speaker 1>device's legalities, such as caliber or wait, provide no objective measures,

1:38:56.880 --> 1:39:00.559
<v Speaker 1>and the agency said it may also use undisclosed factors

1:39:00.880 --> 1:39:10.479
<v Speaker 1>to judge the legality of devices. This is happening under

1:39:10.600 --> 1:39:17.240
<v Speaker 1>a Republican president. Donald Trump is still president. When I

1:39:17.439 --> 1:39:20.240
<v Speaker 1>tell you, you're more surrounded by the system now than

1:39:20.360 --> 1:39:24.960
<v Speaker 1>you have ever been before. You are the people who

1:39:25.040 --> 1:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>have infected every single part of our cultural institutions. They're

1:39:30.080 --> 1:39:34.920
<v Speaker 1>only getting bolder and bolder and bolder and bolder. And

1:39:35.160 --> 1:39:38.160
<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden, they can a stand in their way. Joe

1:39:38.240 --> 1:39:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Biden in many cases, will encourage this kind of behavior.

1:39:42.520 --> 1:39:46.479
<v Speaker 1>You're not taking anything of mine. I'm not registering it.

1:39:46.600 --> 1:39:50.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm not destroying it. I'm not dismantling it. Screw you,

1:39:51.040 --> 1:39:54.360
<v Speaker 1>and the more corrupt you people look, the less inclined

1:39:54.400 --> 1:39:57.560
<v Speaker 1>I am to want you having better arms than I have.

1:39:58.040 --> 1:40:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't trust any of you, scumbad none of you.

1:40:02.479 --> 1:40:05.400
<v Speaker 1>None of you. What have you done to prove to

1:40:05.479 --> 1:40:11.360
<v Speaker 1>be trustworthy? No? Atf No, I don't think I'll be

1:40:11.439 --> 1:40:18.920
<v Speaker 1>doing that. Dear doctor Shogun steals sombrero Oracle? What Chris

1:40:19.360 --> 1:40:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Oracle of the airwaves? Thinking about your conversation today, it

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<v Speaker 1>was Thursday with Brandon Darby and had a question about

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<v Speaker 1>what we should do about Mexico. Do you think, given

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<v Speaker 1>that Mexico presents a legitimate threat to the US, that

1:40:36.080 --> 1:40:39.880
<v Speaker 1>we would be justified in taking over Mexico, destroying their

1:40:39.960 --> 1:40:42.800
<v Speaker 1>government in the narcos, and then working to develop their

1:40:42.840 --> 1:40:46.519
<v Speaker 1>middle class and raising their poor. How would you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you handle the inevitable international backlash? Here's the thing.

1:40:55.520 --> 1:40:58.880
<v Speaker 1>We are about to have a tough conversation here. I

1:40:59.400 --> 1:41:01.639
<v Speaker 1>really meant what I said when I asked Brandon Darby

1:41:01.680 --> 1:41:03.599
<v Speaker 1>about it. If you missed it. It's on yesterday's show.

1:41:03.640 --> 1:41:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Every show's podcasted. Chris puts them up on iHeart, Google, Spotify.

1:41:07.800 --> 1:41:12.240
<v Speaker 1>They're all on iTunes. Remember subscribe on iTunes, leave a

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<v Speaker 1>five star rating, and leave a review discussing how handsome

1:41:16.600 --> 1:41:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I am. But remember this, it's not normal to have

1:41:22.640 --> 1:41:26.120
<v Speaker 1>such a failed state right on your border, especially when

1:41:26.120 --> 1:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>you're so megapowerful. It's not normal, and the history of

1:41:29.479 --> 1:41:34.320
<v Speaker 1>mankind really, what the inevitable thing to do would be

1:41:35.080 --> 1:41:40.880
<v Speaker 1>simply take it over. I personally see some problems with

1:41:41.360 --> 1:41:46.400
<v Speaker 1>taking it over, but I'm not saying we shouldn't. Here's

1:41:46.439 --> 1:41:49.960
<v Speaker 1>the main problem with taking it over. The main problem

1:41:50.120 --> 1:41:53.920
<v Speaker 1>is not just the international backlash. That would suck and

1:41:54.040 --> 1:41:55.960
<v Speaker 1>you'd have sanctions and stuff like that, but no one

1:41:55.960 --> 1:41:58.960
<v Speaker 1>would really do anything, because no one really does anything

1:41:59.360 --> 1:42:02.479
<v Speaker 1>to powerful nations. And we all talk about how against

1:42:02.680 --> 1:42:06.679
<v Speaker 1>against human rights violations we are today. Really China's running

1:42:06.680 --> 1:42:10.599
<v Speaker 1>concentration camps. Anybody advocating for war, anybody, one person, Nope,

1:42:12.040 --> 1:42:15.360
<v Speaker 1>you only care about human rights violations if you can

1:42:15.520 --> 1:42:19.240
<v Speaker 1>stomp on some less powerful nation to solve them. You're

1:42:19.320 --> 1:42:21.760
<v Speaker 1>not actually going to risk lives over it. So it's

1:42:21.760 --> 1:42:24.960
<v Speaker 1>not like they do anything significant. But if you take

1:42:25.040 --> 1:42:32.759
<v Speaker 1>over Mexico, here's your problem. One. Have you seen Central America?

1:42:33.920 --> 1:42:38.439
<v Speaker 1>If you take over Mexico, then your new border states

1:42:38.520 --> 1:42:42.320
<v Speaker 1>are just failed states, just like Mexico was. So you're

1:42:42.320 --> 1:42:45.720
<v Speaker 1>gonna keep going all right, now, you take over Central America.

1:42:46.760 --> 1:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Everything looking well down in South America. I don't know

1:42:49.680 --> 1:42:52.920
<v Speaker 1>if you've heard, they're having a tough time now there.

1:42:53.280 --> 1:42:55.960
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna keep going and going and going until you've

1:42:56.000 --> 1:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>taken over all of them. So that's one, and that's

1:42:57.880 --> 1:43:03.599
<v Speaker 1>a look, that's a real problem. Two. And again, I'm

1:43:03.640 --> 1:43:06.880
<v Speaker 1>not saying I'm against taking over Mexico. I've long advocated

1:43:06.920 --> 1:43:08.920
<v Speaker 1>for taking over Mexico because I love it so much.

1:43:09.600 --> 1:43:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Great food, great beer, great beaches, good natural resources. The

1:43:15.120 --> 1:43:20.120
<v Speaker 1>women are smoking hot. Mexico is awesome, good family values,

1:43:20.800 --> 1:43:26.639
<v Speaker 1>I like. I love the place. But a takeover also

1:43:26.920 --> 1:43:34.840
<v Speaker 1>means death a lot of it. See, these things are fun,

1:43:34.880 --> 1:43:36.639
<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna make fun or we're gonna have fun

1:43:36.680 --> 1:43:38.640
<v Speaker 1>with it here too. But these things are fun. But

1:43:38.800 --> 1:43:41.360
<v Speaker 1>remember when we talk about stuff like that, it's more

1:43:41.439 --> 1:43:44.240
<v Speaker 1>than just you putting up a post on Facebook or Twitter.

1:43:44.439 --> 1:43:47.439
<v Speaker 1>It's more than an email. You want to stomp in

1:43:47.640 --> 1:43:52.240
<v Speaker 1>with the military and takeover. People are gonna die. Innocent

1:43:52.320 --> 1:43:54.400
<v Speaker 1>people are gonna die. You can say, just take out

1:43:54.479 --> 1:43:58.880
<v Speaker 1>the government, dude, it's war. Collateral damage is a real thing.

1:43:59.160 --> 1:44:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Are you to see some dead Mexican kid hauled out

1:44:02.920 --> 1:44:06.360
<v Speaker 1>of a building that you carpet bombed. That's heavy, it did.

1:44:07.640 --> 1:44:11.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm all about conquest. I believe it's the natural order

1:44:11.400 --> 1:44:16.240
<v Speaker 1>of things, and frankly, taking over Mexico, I believe it

1:44:16.360 --> 1:44:19.240
<v Speaker 1>would truly be the best thing for the Mexican people.

1:44:19.640 --> 1:44:22.120
<v Speaker 1>I feel bad because I do love the Mexican people

1:44:22.200 --> 1:44:25.559
<v Speaker 1>so much, and they're just getting crepped on constantly, either

1:44:25.640 --> 1:44:28.040
<v Speaker 1>by the narcos or by the government or by the

1:44:28.120 --> 1:44:31.639
<v Speaker 1>fact that they work together. That's just that's terrible. Man.

1:44:31.840 --> 1:44:33.880
<v Speaker 1>You've heard Darby talk about it all the time. How

1:44:33.960 --> 1:44:38.880
<v Speaker 1>horrible would this be. Cops are the assassins half the

1:44:39.000 --> 1:44:42.240
<v Speaker 1>time for the cartels. They march in someplace and arrestue

1:44:42.240 --> 1:44:43.560
<v Speaker 1>and then take you out and shoot you in the

1:44:43.640 --> 1:44:48.240
<v Speaker 1>back of the head. That's terrible. Think about living under

1:44:48.320 --> 1:44:51.280
<v Speaker 1>that with no gun rights either. The best thing in

1:44:51.360 --> 1:44:53.840
<v Speaker 1>the world for the country as a whole would be

1:44:54.080 --> 1:44:57.160
<v Speaker 1>us taking it over. It would be I just don't

1:44:57.200 --> 1:44:59.800
<v Speaker 1>want people to lose sight of the fact that war

1:45:00.240 --> 1:45:04.160
<v Speaker 1>is ugly and bloody and sad and a terrible, terrible thing.

1:45:04.320 --> 1:45:06.000
<v Speaker 1>This is why I tell people this all the time.

1:45:06.080 --> 1:45:09.120
<v Speaker 1>When you'll get people, especially now more and more, I

1:45:09.240 --> 1:45:12.680
<v Speaker 1>want a civil war. Let's go ahead and let's just

1:45:12.760 --> 1:45:14.559
<v Speaker 1>get in the streets and fight it out. I want

1:45:14.600 --> 1:45:19.400
<v Speaker 1>a civil war, buddy. No you don't, No, you don't.

1:45:20.640 --> 1:45:24.240
<v Speaker 1>You really don't want anybody getting hurt in that way.

1:45:24.760 --> 1:45:29.880
<v Speaker 1>The goal should be either peace, either they lay down

1:45:29.920 --> 1:45:32.439
<v Speaker 1>their arms and choose to leave us alone. Or the

1:45:32.560 --> 1:45:38.040
<v Speaker 1>goal should be a divorce, an amicable national divorce. You

1:45:38.200 --> 1:45:40.880
<v Speaker 1>go have your commie states, all have my free states.

1:45:41.120 --> 1:45:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Everything will be fine. That should be the goal. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>all that said, everybody knows the best thing for the

1:45:48.560 --> 1:45:51.439
<v Speaker 1>Mexican people would be us taking over the place. It

1:45:51.479 --> 1:45:55.120
<v Speaker 1>would be make Mexico the fifty first state. And then

1:45:55.160 --> 1:45:57.960
<v Speaker 1>it's Casadia time. Baby gosh, I'm starving now now I

1:45:58.000 --> 1:46:01.920
<v Speaker 1>need Mexican food, Chris. I wish everybody understood the glory

1:46:01.960 --> 1:46:06.479
<v Speaker 1>of Mexican food. I'll tell you, Mexican food is better

1:46:06.520 --> 1:46:12.320
<v Speaker 1>than Italian food. Do you agree now? I wouldn't go

1:46:12.439 --> 1:46:14.479
<v Speaker 1>that far Jewish producer Chris, let it be not. I

1:46:14.560 --> 1:46:17.880
<v Speaker 1>did not say this. Jewish producer. Chris did said Italian

1:46:17.960 --> 1:46:22.040
<v Speaker 1>food is discount Mexican food. Right now, there's some Italian

1:46:22.120 --> 1:46:25.439
<v Speaker 1>woman hammering out an email to you, and you're going

1:46:25.560 --> 1:46:31.559
<v Speaker 1>to get destroyed. Jack. Those Italian women too, they're full

1:46:31.640 --> 1:46:35.040
<v Speaker 1>of fire and some facial here. I'll quit. We can

1:46:35.120 --> 1:46:38.800
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1:47:03.800 --> 1:47:08.920
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1:47:09.080 --> 1:47:13.599
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1:47:34.720 --> 1:47:38.840
<v Speaker 1>best organics is made in the USA. Shouldn't we prioritize

1:47:38.880 --> 1:47:43.040
<v Speaker 1>that now more? I mean, look around, shouldn't we prioritize

1:47:43.080 --> 1:47:47.000
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1:48:16.560 --> 1:48:18.680
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1:48:18.800 --> 1:48:21.920
<v Speaker 1>is zero evidence that Hunter Biden or Joe Biden did

1:48:21.960 --> 1:48:24.320
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1:48:24.320 --> 1:48:25.600
<v Speaker 1>said this in the air many times, there is no

1:48:25.640 --> 1:48:27.599
<v Speaker 1>evidence that Joe Biden was, you know, involved in any

1:48:27.640 --> 1:48:29.000
<v Speaker 1>wrong doing. Of course, I want to note that there

1:48:29.120 --> 1:48:31.960
<v Speaker 1>is no evidence that Joe Biden or Hunter Biden has

1:48:31.960 --> 1:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>done anything wrong. I just want to reiterate, and let's

1:48:34.120 --> 1:48:36.679
<v Speaker 1>be clear for the viewers. There is no evidence Biden

1:48:36.800 --> 1:48:39.720
<v Speaker 1>did anything wrong. I'll not again because it's important. There

1:48:39.880 --> 1:48:43.000
<v Speaker 1>is no I repeat no, there is no evidence that

1:48:43.120 --> 1:48:45.559
<v Speaker 1>either Biden did anything illegal. There has been no evidence,

1:48:45.600 --> 1:48:48.120
<v Speaker 1>there was no evidence, there's no evidence, there is no evidence.

1:48:48.120 --> 1:48:52.080
<v Speaker 1>There's not an iota of evidenced anything wrong. There's really

1:48:52.160 --> 1:48:55.080
<v Speaker 1>no evidence that Joe Biden did anything wrong. If nobody's

1:48:55.120 --> 1:49:00.560
<v Speaker 1>ever accused that, I mean, there's no evidence whatsoever that

1:49:00.680 --> 1:49:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden did anything wrong. Got that Joe Biden did

1:49:03.840 --> 1:49:08.360
<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong. Hunter Biden did nothing wrong. Biden's secret emails

1:49:08.479 --> 1:49:11.280
<v Speaker 1>a really fishy story. The Post claimed that the emails

1:49:11.280 --> 1:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>were found on a laptop computer that was brought to

1:49:14.000 --> 1:49:16.639
<v Speaker 1>a repair shop in Delaware in the spring of twenty nineteen.

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<v Speaker 1>The FBI is now investigating whether those alleged Hunter Biden

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<v Speaker 1>emails are actually connected to a larger foreign intelligence operation.

1:49:23.320 --> 1:49:27.040
<v Speaker 1>They may be related to a foreign intelligence operation, foreign

1:49:27.280 --> 1:49:32.840
<v Speaker 1>intelligence operation, foreign intelligence, foreign intelligence, foreign intelligence operation. For

1:49:32.920 --> 1:49:36.000
<v Speaker 1>all we know, these emails are made up. The information

1:49:36.200 --> 1:49:40.280
<v Speaker 1>found on the laptop maybe part of a Russian disinformation campaign,

1:49:40.400 --> 1:49:44.840
<v Speaker 1>part of a Russian disinformation effort, described by many intelligence

1:49:44.880 --> 1:49:48.000
<v Speaker 1>experts as having hallmarks, all the hallmarks, rather all the

1:49:48.080 --> 1:49:52.200
<v Speaker 1>hallmarks of a Russian for Russian Russian disinformation Russian disinformation,

1:49:52.320 --> 1:49:55.000
<v Speaker 1>disinformation campaign. This is a classic example of the right

1:49:55.040 --> 1:49:58.400
<v Speaker 1>wing media machine. Don't drag the intelligence community into this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hunter Biden's laptop not part of some Russian disinformation campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>The intelligence community doesn't believe that, because there's no intelligence

1:50:06.600 --> 1:50:17.240
<v Speaker 1>that supports that. Never forget who brings you the news. Ever,

1:50:17.439 --> 1:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>forget who brings you the news. I swear doing the

1:50:22.080 --> 1:50:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Jesse Kelly Show might be the most fun I've ever

1:50:24.120 --> 1:50:26.360
<v Speaker 1>had in my entire life. I can't believe they let

1:50:26.439 --> 1:50:29.400
<v Speaker 1>us just screw off all day Fridays. This is what

1:50:29.600 --> 1:50:31.840
<v Speaker 1>this is what I asked, Doctor Jesse. Fridays have become

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<v Speaker 1>eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

1:50:35.600 --> 1:50:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot Com asked, Doctor Jesse,

1:50:39.360 --> 1:50:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Fridays have become something that we start looking forward to

1:50:43.120 --> 1:50:46.200
<v Speaker 1>all week. You send in your questions all week, and

1:50:46.280 --> 1:50:49.479
<v Speaker 1>we're banking them. I wake up a Thursday night when

1:50:49.520 --> 1:50:51.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm done with the Thursday Show, I go home getting

1:50:51.439 --> 1:50:53.640
<v Speaker 1>ready for Friday. I told the wife about it last night.

1:50:53.680 --> 1:50:59.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like Tomorrow's, asked Doctor Jesse Friday. All right, try

1:50:59.160 --> 1:51:03.800
<v Speaker 1>to churn and burn these things, doctor Jesse, Will you

1:51:03.920 --> 1:51:07.800
<v Speaker 1>indorse the plan to release hippos into the Louisiana Bayous

1:51:07.960 --> 1:51:12.960
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ten, also endorsed by Teddy Roosevelt, Frederick Russell Burnham,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the inspiration for India Jones and the New

1:51:15.760 --> 1:51:18.640
<v Speaker 1>York Times. They would have eaten. Invasive plants have been

1:51:18.720 --> 1:51:21.360
<v Speaker 1>farmed for their meat, which apparently tastes like bacon with

1:51:21.439 --> 1:51:26.000
<v Speaker 1>the consistency of beef beef. Oh my. The bill failed

1:51:26.000 --> 1:51:28.240
<v Speaker 1>by one vote in the House, but with the showgun

1:51:28.360 --> 1:51:34.200
<v Speaker 1>leading the charge, it would definitely pass this time. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to offend a bunch of people right now, especially

1:51:36.760 --> 1:51:44.799
<v Speaker 1>the animal rights people. I find softness towards animal plague

1:51:44.960 --> 1:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>problems to be ridiculous. And I'm not an animal like

1:51:49.000 --> 1:51:51.759
<v Speaker 1>cruelty guy. I grew up hunting and fishing. You wound

1:51:51.800 --> 1:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>an animal, you hunt them down, you finish off the animal.

1:51:54.160 --> 1:51:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't like animals suffering. These people. You know, you've

1:51:57.200 --> 1:51:59.880
<v Speaker 1>see these people abusing dogs, throw them in a d

1:52:00.120 --> 1:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>dark cool I'm not. I'm not an animal Abu Scott,

1:52:03.000 --> 1:52:05.320
<v Speaker 1>but I remember, I'll never forget it. There was this town.

1:52:05.439 --> 1:52:07.120
<v Speaker 1>We did a story on it. Gosh, this must have

1:52:07.160 --> 1:52:10.400
<v Speaker 1>been a year ago. There was this town and they

1:52:10.439 --> 1:52:14.800
<v Speaker 1>were plagued, absolutely plagued by I believe they were peacocks,

1:52:15.479 --> 1:52:18.879
<v Speaker 1>plagued by peacocks. The peacocks would peck at the cars,

1:52:19.160 --> 1:52:23.640
<v Speaker 1>They're damaging property. Flocks and flocks and flocks of peacocks

1:52:24.360 --> 1:52:28.040
<v Speaker 1>just assaulting these townspeople and their vehicles and their property.

1:52:28.560 --> 1:52:31.720
<v Speaker 1>And I read the story and I was absolutely dumbfounded.

1:52:32.200 --> 1:52:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Dumbfounded that we've become this soft or this helpless um.

1:52:38.760 --> 1:52:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Go get a bunch of shotguns and kill all the

1:52:41.400 --> 1:52:44.800
<v Speaker 1>peacocks if you like, if it makes you feel better

1:52:44.840 --> 1:52:47.720
<v Speaker 1>about yourself, clean and dress the peacocks, and do a

1:52:47.800 --> 1:52:50.600
<v Speaker 1>big bird giveaway to the homeless or something like that.

1:52:50.760 --> 1:52:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Do a big peacock cookout. I don't even know if

1:52:53.080 --> 1:52:54.920
<v Speaker 1>you can eat them. But what do you mean the

1:52:55.040 --> 1:52:58.080
<v Speaker 1>town is plagued by peacocks? Do they have machine guns?

1:52:58.439 --> 1:53:01.200
<v Speaker 1>Is there's some reason you can't hand to a peacock problem.

1:53:01.520 --> 1:53:04.439
<v Speaker 1>If you have a hippo problem somewhere where hippos aren't

1:53:04.439 --> 1:53:07.080
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be, line them up and shoot them in

1:53:07.120 --> 1:53:10.639
<v Speaker 1>the forehead, dig up their meat, Like I said, feel

1:53:10.680 --> 1:53:12.640
<v Speaker 1>free to feed the homeless or something like that with

1:53:12.760 --> 1:53:16.560
<v Speaker 1>the meat. But I'm always floored by these animal problems

1:53:17.439 --> 1:53:21.160
<v Speaker 1>and these idiotic activists who ruin everything. They did. This

1:53:21.320 --> 1:53:24.519
<v Speaker 1>up in Montana when I was a kid, we used

1:53:24.560 --> 1:53:26.720
<v Speaker 1>to go down to Yellowstone National Park. I was growing

1:53:26.760 --> 1:53:30.560
<v Speaker 1>up in Montana and Yellowstone National Park was it was.

1:53:31.760 --> 1:53:34.120
<v Speaker 1>It was unreal with the wildlife you would see. You

1:53:34.160 --> 1:53:36.240
<v Speaker 1>would drive for hours to take hours to drive to

1:53:36.360 --> 1:53:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Yellowstone and you go see Old Faithful and stuff like that.

1:53:39.720 --> 1:53:42.720
<v Speaker 1>But you would have to consistently stop for herds of

1:53:42.840 --> 1:53:44.920
<v Speaker 1>buffalo to cross in front of you. You felt like

1:53:44.960 --> 1:53:47.400
<v Speaker 1>you were in the Old West, elk and deer and

1:53:47.520 --> 1:53:49.400
<v Speaker 1>just the most beautiful thing in the world from what

1:53:49.520 --> 1:53:52.559
<v Speaker 1>I understand. Obviously, there's still plenty of wildlife, but it's

1:53:52.600 --> 1:53:55.200
<v Speaker 1>a tiny fraction of what it used to be. Why

1:53:55.920 --> 1:54:00.560
<v Speaker 1>because they chose to reintroduce wolves into the air and

1:54:00.800 --> 1:54:04.240
<v Speaker 1>not let people hunt the wolves. Well, wolves are they're

1:54:04.280 --> 1:54:09.680
<v Speaker 1>pretty much my favorite creature. But they are killing machines. Machines.

1:54:10.120 --> 1:54:15.240
<v Speaker 1>They are highly, highly intelligent, highly coordinated pack animals. They

1:54:15.320 --> 1:54:18.240
<v Speaker 1>can take down a full grown moose and do often.

1:54:18.800 --> 1:54:21.519
<v Speaker 1>They are killing machines. They will wipe out entire herds

1:54:21.520 --> 1:54:23.320
<v Speaker 1>because they'll go get all the kids and then the

1:54:23.400 --> 1:54:28.200
<v Speaker 1>herd can't reproduce fast enough. They have destroyed whole animal

1:54:28.320 --> 1:54:31.679
<v Speaker 1>populations out there, which is okay. I mean, I don't

1:54:31.680 --> 1:54:34.240
<v Speaker 1>mind the wolves doing something, but then you have to

1:54:34.320 --> 1:54:37.839
<v Speaker 1>allow people to hunt them. We have this thing with animals,

1:54:38.000 --> 1:54:40.800
<v Speaker 1>especially like we talked about yesterday, animals. People think you're

1:54:40.920 --> 1:54:44.000
<v Speaker 1>cute animals, People like, I mean, you like wolves, don't

1:54:44.000 --> 1:54:46.040
<v Speaker 1>you love wolves? I love wolves. I love them. What

1:54:46.200 --> 1:54:49.600
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful, awesome creature. So the thought of killing one,

1:54:49.680 --> 1:54:53.480
<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, you have to kill them. I don't

1:54:53.600 --> 1:54:56.120
<v Speaker 1>understand why you need to do anything with the hippos.

1:54:56.520 --> 1:54:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Shoot them in the head, all of them, and get

1:54:58.760 --> 1:55:02.040
<v Speaker 1>rid of them. They're not native here. I don't understand

1:55:02.120 --> 1:55:05.640
<v Speaker 1>why you have a peacock problem. It's a bird. Go

1:55:05.880 --> 1:55:09.120
<v Speaker 1>blow its head off and eat it or throw it away.

1:55:09.160 --> 1:55:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't care. You mean to tell me with all

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<v Speaker 1>the advancements, we are getting taken over by birds, Come on,

1:55:19.000 --> 1:55:23.880
<v Speaker 1>doctor Jesse. Would you rather wake up with two extra

1:55:24.080 --> 1:55:33.400
<v Speaker 1>fully functional arms or an extra functional leg? And that's tough,

1:55:34.120 --> 1:55:39.080
<v Speaker 1>I think. I think if he'd said two extra functional legs,

1:55:39.120 --> 1:55:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I would have definitely gone that route. But I bet

1:55:41.200 --> 1:55:43.320
<v Speaker 1>you that's why he didn't go, because you could run

1:55:43.440 --> 1:55:45.640
<v Speaker 1>like the wind with four legs. You'd be what are

1:55:45.640 --> 1:55:48.520
<v Speaker 1>those Greek things, Chris? Minotaur? Is that what I'm thinking of? Minotaur?

1:55:48.800 --> 1:55:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Look up? Minutaur? I think that's what it is. Where

1:55:50.560 --> 1:55:56.280
<v Speaker 1>you have the horse body and the man head. Look up,

1:55:56.320 --> 1:56:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it's either minotaur or centaur. Whatever. One extra leg. I'm

1:56:04.000 --> 1:56:06.200
<v Speaker 1>trying to think of what good one extra leg would do.

1:56:07.480 --> 1:56:09.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe you could sit on it like you'd have a

1:56:09.480 --> 1:56:11.640
<v Speaker 1>walking stool, but then it would have to come out

1:56:11.680 --> 1:56:14.520
<v Speaker 1>like a tail. See the problem with the extra leg

1:56:14.760 --> 1:56:16.640
<v Speaker 1>is it I've certainly I'm not going to be vulgar here,

1:56:16.720 --> 1:56:19.480
<v Speaker 1>but you have to figure out where you want the

1:56:19.640 --> 1:56:22.720
<v Speaker 1>extra leg. If it comes out the back, it looks

1:56:22.800 --> 1:56:25.440
<v Speaker 1>like a tail. If you have the extra leg that

1:56:25.560 --> 1:56:29.080
<v Speaker 1>comes out the front, that's going to promote some real

1:56:29.160 --> 1:56:33.600
<v Speaker 1>awkward conversations out there. Everybody knows what I'm talking about, Jesse.

1:56:33.760 --> 1:56:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I see you got an elephant tusk there. That's our

1:56:36.920 --> 1:56:40.480
<v Speaker 1>elephant snout whatever they call that thing. You know, we're

1:56:40.480 --> 1:56:43.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna move on from this. But at two extra arms,

1:56:44.200 --> 1:56:46.880
<v Speaker 1>that would be kind of sweet, right If it would

1:56:46.920 --> 1:56:49.680
<v Speaker 1>take you a long time though, to get mentally coordinated

1:56:49.760 --> 1:56:53.840
<v Speaker 1>to use them all at once. No, it would it be.

1:56:54.040 --> 1:56:57.120
<v Speaker 1>It would be awesome. You know where the two extra

1:56:57.280 --> 1:57:02.320
<v Speaker 1>arms would really come into play. Not cooking, Chris, I'm married,

1:57:03.200 --> 1:57:06.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't do any good for me. Where two extra arms

1:57:06.040 --> 1:57:11.640
<v Speaker 1>would come into play. Eating while you're driving, you could sit,

1:57:11.800 --> 1:57:15.120
<v Speaker 1>you could order an entire meal and be totally safe.

1:57:15.360 --> 1:57:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Eyes on the road, two hands on the wheel, and

1:57:18.360 --> 1:57:21.160
<v Speaker 1>just be mowing you're jack in the box on the way. Gosh,

1:57:21.280 --> 1:57:24.560
<v Speaker 1>now I want two arms. Dang it, all right, I'm

1:57:24.600 --> 1:57:27.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna try to turn through the rest of them. I

1:57:49.720 --> 1:57:59.600
<v Speaker 1>missed out. Catch up Jesse Kelly show dot com. Wake

1:57:59.680 --> 1:58:05.480
<v Speaker 1>up and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,

1:58:06.920 --> 1:58:11.720
<v Speaker 1>Text and miss your stop. Wait, Text and be late

1:58:11.800 --> 1:58:17.880
<v Speaker 1>to work sorryly, Text and work, Text and pretend to work,

1:58:19.440 --> 1:58:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Text and x surprised when someone calls you out for

1:58:21.760 --> 1:58:24.960
<v Speaker 1>not working. Text and meet up with a friend you

1:58:25.040 --> 1:58:28.960
<v Speaker 1>haven't seen in forever. Oh, Text and complain that they're

1:58:28.960 --> 1:58:32.480
<v Speaker 1>on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to them,

1:58:32.520 --> 1:58:37.440
<v Speaker 1>complain that you're on your phone the whole time. Text

1:58:37.520 --> 1:58:40.760
<v Speaker 1>and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel, give

1:58:40.800 --> 1:58:43.400
<v Speaker 1>your phone to a passenger, put it in the glove box.

1:58:44.120 --> 1:58:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Just don't text and drive the said stop texts stop

1:58:48.240 --> 1:58:51.200
<v Speaker 1>rex dot org. A public service announcement brought to you

1:58:51.280 --> 1:58:54.800
<v Speaker 1>by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the ad Council.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that the people who get COVID face minimal challenges whatsoever.

1:59:14.440 --> 1:59:16.480
<v Speaker 1>The only time we run into challenges is when we

1:59:16.600 --> 1:59:19.160
<v Speaker 1>have hospital when we start running out of hospital beds.

1:59:19.600 --> 1:59:23.320
<v Speaker 1>What this vaccine will be able to achieve is in

1:59:23.440 --> 1:59:25.560
<v Speaker 1>the short run, be able to treat the types of

1:59:25.640 --> 1:59:28.120
<v Speaker 1>patients who would be most likely to need a hospital

1:59:28.200 --> 1:59:30.720
<v Speaker 1>bed and most likely to lose their lives. And so

1:59:30.880 --> 1:59:34.320
<v Speaker 1>I think that you will see very significant results coming

1:59:34.400 --> 1:59:37.960
<v Speaker 1>from that. Second. One thing that has been clearly apparent,

1:59:38.280 --> 1:59:41.760
<v Speaker 1>and that is there's been no governmental leader anywhere who's

1:59:41.800 --> 1:59:44.240
<v Speaker 1>been able to figure out how COVID works. One thing

1:59:44.280 --> 1:59:47.000
<v Speaker 1>that we've seen, for example, is we've seen these massive

1:59:47.040 --> 1:59:50.280
<v Speaker 1>shutdowns of businesses in California that have led to only

1:59:50.560 --> 1:59:54.840
<v Speaker 1>a greater spike in the spread of COVID nineteen. California

1:59:54.880 --> 1:59:57.080
<v Speaker 1>has some of the toughest shutdowns that we have in

1:59:57.120 --> 1:59:59.920
<v Speaker 1>the United States of America, and yet they are skyrocket

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<v Speaker 1>and leading the United States and the number of cases. Oftentimes,

2:00:03.680 --> 2:00:06.280
<v Speaker 1>when you do have shutdowns, you have people going to homes,

2:00:06.320 --> 2:00:08.640
<v Speaker 1>and one thing that we've learned now is that one

2:00:08.680 --> 2:00:11.520
<v Speaker 1>of the places where COVID nineteen is spreading the fastest

2:00:11.600 --> 2:00:14.240
<v Speaker 1>and causing the greatest problems is in the home setting.

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<v Speaker 1>So the fact of the matter is it is time

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<v Speaker 1>to put behind us shutdowns. No more shutdowns. We need

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<v Speaker 1>to focus on opening up businesses. One thing that we

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<v Speaker 1>know today is there. Every adult in the state of

2:00:26.280 --> 2:00:29.560
<v Speaker 1>Texas knows exactly what COVID nineteen is. They know how

2:00:29.600 --> 2:00:31.880
<v Speaker 1>to protect themselves from it, they know how to prevent

2:00:31.960 --> 2:00:35.680
<v Speaker 1>spreading it. Every adult in Texas has the responsibility to

2:00:35.800 --> 2:00:38.760
<v Speaker 1>follow the safe practices as we continue to work our

2:00:38.800 --> 2:00:40.920
<v Speaker 1>way out of this. If they do that, we can

2:00:41.000 --> 2:00:44.480
<v Speaker 1>contain COVID nineteen while we continue the process of vaccinating

2:00:44.520 --> 2:00:47.600
<v Speaker 1>our fellow Texans and continue to open up. People's lives

2:00:47.640 --> 2:00:51.000
<v Speaker 1>have been crushed, and their pocketbooks and their ability to

2:00:51.080 --> 2:00:53.160
<v Speaker 1>pay the rent and put foot on the table has

2:00:53.240 --> 2:00:57.760
<v Speaker 1>been harmed because of the shutdowns. And so no, we

2:00:57.840 --> 2:01:03.520
<v Speaker 1>will not have any more shutdowns in Texas. I mean,

2:01:03.960 --> 2:01:08.240
<v Speaker 1>credit where it's due to Governor Abbot, But where was that,

2:01:08.920 --> 2:01:12.000
<v Speaker 1>like a year ago, eight months ago, nine months ago,

2:01:12.080 --> 2:01:18.360
<v Speaker 1>where was that? I see, this is my problem. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really not trying to just ride Governor Abbot or

2:01:21.520 --> 2:01:23.920
<v Speaker 1>any other governor into the ground. But here's my problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I see this so often from Republicans and it drives

2:01:28.160 --> 2:01:33.800
<v Speaker 1>me absolutely up the wall. Where were you when it

2:01:33.960 --> 2:01:37.440
<v Speaker 1>was tough to take that position? I know where I was.

2:01:37.680 --> 2:01:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Everybody listening right now knows exactly where I was out

2:01:42.040 --> 2:01:46.000
<v Speaker 1>there taking bullets for the cause back when it was

2:01:46.240 --> 2:01:51.360
<v Speaker 1>real uncomfortable to be anti lockdown. Why do I have

2:01:51.560 --> 2:01:54.000
<v Speaker 1>to wait for it to be easy for you to

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<v Speaker 1>take the right position? Republicans constantly do this. They'll come

2:01:58.640 --> 2:02:02.280
<v Speaker 1>to the right position as soon as it gets easy,

2:02:02.360 --> 2:02:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and not before. That's not leadership, that's following. That's doing

2:02:07.200 --> 2:02:11.560
<v Speaker 1>what everyone else is doing. If you look around and

2:02:11.640 --> 2:02:15.400
<v Speaker 1>you're doing what everyone else is doing, you're not leading anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Pal All right, hurry up, Chris, you don't have many left.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hurrying, dear doctor Jesse. Secession, secession, and shut up

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<v Speaker 1>is an interesting topic to discuss and a welcome sight

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<v Speaker 1>for many people on the right. If we were to

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<v Speaker 1>secede from the Union, it wouldn't be long until Democrat

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<v Speaker 1>states came crawling back to us, simply because how Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>states can survive with little tax revenue. I'm assuming most

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<v Speaker 1>Americans will want to live in a more free, tax

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<v Speaker 1>friendly Republican states. Let me clarify something here. Don't fool

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<v Speaker 1>yourself into thinking most Americans will want to live in

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<v Speaker 1>a more free, tax friendly Republican place. You do. If

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<v Speaker 1>you listen right now, if you're listening to my words,

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<v Speaker 1>you probably do, and I do. What percentage of the

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<v Speaker 1>country did you see pick up their stuff and go

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<v Speaker 1>home as soon as the government told them to A

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<v Speaker 1>high percentage, right, a high percentage. I'm dead serious about

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<v Speaker 1>the American divorce thing. But don't fool yourself. There will

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<v Speaker 1>be lots and lots of lots of Americans people you know,

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<v Speaker 1>who will want to live in theirs. They will, they

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<v Speaker 1>will want to live in theirs. That's just a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're not going to come crawling back. Leftists don't

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<v Speaker 1>come crawling back and ask leftists take. Leftists take. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the major That's the huge hang up with this whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the huge hang up with it. The second

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<v Speaker 1>we separate and settle down, if we're doing well, they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look and think, who I want that? Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>take that back. We're gonna want that. Do your supreme oracle,

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly with the greatest sombrero in the land. I was wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>what is the absolute worst thing you have ever eaten?

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<v Speaker 1>Something so putrid and disgraceful that you could tell a

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<v Speaker 1>ten minute story about it. I want to feel sick

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<v Speaker 1>just from hearing it over the air. I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna disappoint you. I'm not a gross food guy. If

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<v Speaker 1>something looks or sounds gross, that doesn't fascinate me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I will do that with spicy food on occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a huge an old please melt my face off.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you tell me, oh, be careful with this,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really hot, that's gonna make me want to try

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<v Speaker 1>it more. If you're oh, here, try some fried monkey balls,

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<v Speaker 1>that's no good, I'm okay. They sell them up in

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<v Speaker 1>Montana all the time. They're called Rocky Mountain oysters. They're

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<v Speaker 1>cowballs that I'm not making that up. They are. They're cowballs,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear, and people eat them up there. It's a delicacy,

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<v Speaker 1>a dude, not, no, no, absolutely not. The grossest thing

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<v Speaker 1>probably I've had, with the exception of vegetables of any kind,

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<v Speaker 1>is in Thailand. We had to do this training is

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<v Speaker 1>jungle welfare training. I'm not going to go into it

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<v Speaker 1>right now, but we had to. They had this hideous,

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<v Speaker 1>hideous thie hard liquor and they brought out this cobra

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, I'll finish this, and just a said no

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<v Speaker 1>word in English language is less convincing than probably are

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<v Speaker 1>you sure, we should get matching tattoos on our first date. Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll probably stay together. Probably. It's been twenty three

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<v Speaker 1>minutes since I ate. I can probably swim. You should

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<v Speaker 1>wait thirty minutes, okay, I don't tell me what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Candid cramp, Oh, I have a cramp. I can probably

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<v Speaker 1>hit the green from here? Probably? Can I get a

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<v Speaker 1>mulligan ready to go? Hey, are you sure you're okay

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<v Speaker 1>to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah, I'm probably okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably okay. Isn't okay? Especially when it comes to drinking

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<v Speaker 1>and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab, a car,

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<v Speaker 1>or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving. A message

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<v Speaker 1>brought to you by NITZA and AD Council. We do

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<v Speaker 1>this training and tiling where you go out jungle training.

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<v Speaker 1>Enough time to go into all of it today. But

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<v Speaker 1>we did this training in Thailand and they had this

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting taie liquor. I don't remember what it was. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was a whiskey of some kind. It was so gross,

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<v Speaker 1>it was rancidly gross, and they had this ceremony. It

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<v Speaker 1>was it was sacred to them where they would go

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<v Speaker 1>out and they would bring this gigantic cobra, Yes, a

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<v Speaker 1>real deadly cobra, and they would do the dance thing

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<v Speaker 1>with it, only instead of like the snake charming dance,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy would would would kind of dance around it

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<v Speaker 1>and touch its head and push its head into the ground,

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<v Speaker 1>and the cobra would would rear its head up. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was dangerous. And we're all in this gigantic circle

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<v Speaker 1>watching him do it, and this is sacred ceremony to him.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally at the end he traps the head down

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<v Speaker 1>and chops its head off with a machete. They take

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<v Speaker 1>the cobra blood and squirt the cobra blood into this disgusting,

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting liquor and this gigantic jar, and they pass it around.

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<v Speaker 1>You pass it around the circle, and all the warriors

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<v Speaker 1>who are there drink at the top, eyes, the marines, everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>There were men vomiting. It was we could all drink.

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<v Speaker 1>There were men vomiting. It was the worst thing you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever tasted in your life. All right, it was an

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<v Speaker 1>app It was an awesome Ask doctor Jesse Friday, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be safe this weekend. Keep your chin up. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show on the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll

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<v Speaker 1>hear amazing stories from people that have lived them, from

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<v Speaker 1>The Jordan Harbinger Show with Jack Garcia, who did just that.

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<v Speaker 1>My career was twenty four out of twenty six years

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<v Speaker 1>was solely dedicated working on the cover. I walk in,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the bar. How there's a bar made? Dare

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<v Speaker 1>good looking young lady see serving me? Joey, Hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>would you like? I usually my frank was give me

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<v Speaker 1>a kettle, one martini, three alarms, class of water on

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<v Speaker 1>the side. I finished the drink, the guys come in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go go in my pocket, take out the

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<v Speaker 1>big water of money. Hey, am, I give her one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred hours. If you're with the mob, I say, hey, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on record with us. That means we protect you.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody could shake you down. We could shake you down. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on record with us. For more on how Jack

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<v Speaker 1>became so trusted in the highest levels of the Gambino organization,

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<v Speaker 1>check out episode three ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger

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