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Speaker 1: what you call blatant murder in there. They massacred an

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Speaker 1: pillaged it for all the goods. It went very poorly

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Speaker 1: believe he was sixty nine or seventy years old before

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Speaker 1: he died, which is ancient for this period in time.

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Speaker 1: But died an absurdly wealthy man with children married off

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Speaker 1: They would marry his daughters just to keep the guy

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Speaker 1: away from him. John Hawkwood is his name. He is

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Speaker 1: the most famous mercenary of all time. And that is

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Speaker 1: the ultimate thirty thousand foot view of John Ackwood's life.

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Speaker 1: Believe me when I tell you you could do a

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Speaker 1: three hour show on this freaking guy. But I promised

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Speaker 1: you we would try to get to as many of

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Speaker 1: these ask Doctor Jesse questions as we could today, and

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Speaker 1: we will. Remember it's an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. You

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Speaker 1: can email your questions in during the show. They are

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Speaker 1: more than welcome to do so. You are more than

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Speaker 1: welcome to do so. Chris gets them throughout the show

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Speaker 1: prints them out for me. I'm going to try to

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Speaker 1: be better about not getting distracted and get to as

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Speaker 1: many of them as I possibly can today. But imagine

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Speaker 1: what that is like as a city state to pay

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Speaker 1: someone not to kill you. I think you and I

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Speaker 1: take things for granted. Sometimes I know I do. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't, but I know I do. The times we

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Speaker 1: live in even now, yeah, we're obviously not going well culturally.

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Speaker 1: To put it mildly, it's not going well culturally. Things

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Speaker 1: are shifting the wrong way in the country and we

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Speaker 1: have moments, you know, we just lost an election. We

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Speaker 1: have these moments where we think this sucks. Nah, we

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Speaker 1: got it tough. Imagine what it's like to wake up

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Speaker 1: in the morning, look outside of your city and see

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Speaker 1: you're surrounded by mercenaries and know you have to pay

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Speaker 1: them not to murder you. A little perspective in life.

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Speaker 1: Ain't bad? All right? I've been wrongly convicted of first

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Speaker 1: degree murder and I have a choice to make. Hang,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. No

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Speaker 1: word in the English language is less convincing than probably.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure we should get imaging tattoos on our

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Speaker 1: first meet? Sure? We'll probably stay together. Probably, it's been

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes since I ate. I can probably swim.

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Speaker 1: You should wait thirty minutes. Okay, don't tell me what

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Speaker 1: to do. Cand b cramp, Oh, I have a cramp.

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Speaker 1: I can probably hit the green from here. Probably? Can

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Speaker 1: I get a Mulligan ready to go? Hey? Are you

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Speaker 1: sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

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Speaker 1: comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

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Speaker 1: a car or a friend, buzz driving is drunk driving.

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Speaker 1: A message brought to you by NITZA and AD Council.

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Speaker 1: It's Jesse Kelly. What do I think about Governor Ron

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Speaker 1: De Santis of Florida. I'll get to that question in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. We have Cam Edwards coming up

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Speaker 1: in about thirty and I don't even know if we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk politics about him today. I told him we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about Stonewall Jackson. I love Stonewall Jackson, rebel

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Speaker 1: general during the war, completely eccentric and brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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Speaker 1: But first, it's it asked doctor Jesse Friday. Let us begin,

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Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Steele. Sombrero Kelly, you've been wrongfully convicted of

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Speaker 1: first degree murder. There's no way for you to prove

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Speaker 1: your innocence and zero chance of it ever getting overturned.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather serve out a life sentence? But you

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Speaker 1: have to live on a strictly vegetarian diet for the

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Speaker 1: rest of your days, or you can take the death

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Speaker 1: penalty and you get to eat anything you want for

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Speaker 1: your last day. I don't want to sound like an

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Speaker 1: old person right now. I don't want to sound old

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Speaker 1: and boring. I would rather in a vacuum. In a vacuum,

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Speaker 1: I would rather I've You know, you ask yourself these

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Speaker 1: kind of questions all the time. You whether live a

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Speaker 1: long life. I, personally, because food is so important to me.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm the greatest food orderer in the world.

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Speaker 1: Because food is so important to me, I personally would

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Speaker 1: rather live a shorter life and eat what I want

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Speaker 1: versus a longer life. However, there's something else to that.

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Speaker 1: There's something to be said. Now I have kids, and

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Speaker 1: you do look at things differently once you have them,

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Speaker 1: because it's not just about me. It's it's about the wife.

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Speaker 1: It's about the kids. Do I stick her without a husband?

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Speaker 1: Do I stick my kids without a father? See Jewish

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Speaker 1: producer Chris As. I'd be in prison though, Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: they can come visit. Yes, they'll come visit. They would

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Speaker 1: come visit me in prison. I'd be the best prison visitor, Chris.

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Speaker 1: But again, do you never want to see your grandkids?

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Speaker 1: I will tell you though, I think I do choose

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Speaker 1: to have my great last meal. Chris wants, Chris, that's

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Speaker 1: an inappropriate question. He wants to know if private visits

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Speaker 1: with the wife are permitted. Let's go with no in

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Speaker 1: order to make the question more fair. I still say

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Speaker 1: death penalty. Though I say death penalty. I'm checking out

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Speaker 1: of here because I can't. I don't like vegetables. I

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Speaker 1: don't like vegetables. And you can yell at me all

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Speaker 1: you want about that's how a child eats. I am

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Speaker 1: telling you this is an absolute fact. You are born

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Speaker 1: with specific taste buds that are inclined towards certain things.

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Speaker 1: I have two children, same parents, well lord willing, same parents.

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Speaker 1: My oldest will sit down and he will eat broccoli

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Speaker 1: and ask for a second helping of broccoli. My youngest

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Speaker 1: has vomited up vegetables back onto the table before because

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Speaker 1: they're so gross to him. And I did the same

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Speaker 1: thing when I was a kid. My folks used to

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Speaker 1: make me eat lima beans, and that was the time

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Speaker 1: when I mean, it's just a different era. We'll sit

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Speaker 1: I could sneak them into the trash can, I would

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Speaker 1: sit there all night long, and if they try to

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Speaker 1: force me to eat them, it would make me vomit.

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Speaker 1: It's that bad. So it wouldn't be a life for

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Speaker 1: me if I had to go vegetarian. I simply couldn't

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Speaker 1: do it. Vegetables are the one thing I don't eat. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I can eat corn, Chris. Potatoes are good as long

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Speaker 1: as it's in French fry or tater taught form. Potatoes

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Speaker 1: are better, the crispier they are. That's just a fact.

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Speaker 1: Double fried French fries are the greatest thing ever. There

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Speaker 1: was this place up in Frisco. I'm gonna mess up

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Speaker 1: the name of it. We used to live up in

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Speaker 1: the Dallas area. There was this place up there that

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Speaker 1: served called it was called a Juicy Lucy Burger. Restaurants

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Speaker 1: have Juicy Lucy's. It's just what the burgers called. It's

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Speaker 1: the one they stuff with cheese and say you bite

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Speaker 1: into it and the cheese just comes dribbling out all

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Speaker 1: over your face and all over the plate. It might

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Speaker 1: be the best thing ever. Gosh see, that was fast, Chris.

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Speaker 1: That was fast. I told you I was gonna stay

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Speaker 1: focused today. It's a new Jesse, Chris. That this Jesse

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Speaker 1: of old that used to lack focus and not prepare

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. That Jesse's gone. The show's national now,

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Speaker 1: the show's even going to Boston. We keep getting picked

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Speaker 1: up by these top ten markets. The taste of the

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Speaker 1: American people is going downhill when this show is rising

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Speaker 1: like this Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com or

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Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

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Speaker 1: Biden got asked about Hunter again yesterday. I just had

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Speaker 1: to play you this real quick listen of this. We

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Speaker 1: have great confidence in our sons. I am not concerned

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Speaker 1: about any accusation has been made against him. It's used

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Speaker 1: to get to me. I think it's kind of foul play,

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Speaker 1: but look, it is what it is, and he's a

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Speaker 1: grown man. He is the smartest man I know. I

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Speaker 1: mean in for of pure intellectual capacity. And as long

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Speaker 1: as he's good, we're good. You know the thing about that, though,

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Speaker 1: right now you're rolling your eyes. When I was listening

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Speaker 1: to it, I was rolling my eyes. But here's here's

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Speaker 1: an uncomfortable truth about that. Heyn One in three adults

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Speaker 1: has pre diabetes. One in three. That means it could

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Speaker 1: be you your football buddy, your fruitball buddy, or you

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Speaker 1: your best man, your worst man. You you're a dog walker,

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Speaker 1: your cat jugger. While one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: With early diagnosis, pre diabetes can be reversed. Take the

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Speaker 1: risk test and do I have pre diabetes? Dot org?

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Speaker 1: That's do I have pre diabetes? Dot org? Wait? Did

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Speaker 1: they just say one in three adults has pre diabetes.

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Speaker 1: That's thirty three point three three three percent of adults.

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Speaker 1: That means it could be me my boss or my

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Speaker 1: boss's boss, or me my favorite sister or my other sister.

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Speaker 1: That's seven members of my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait,

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Speaker 1: the one in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol,

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Speaker 1: or uh, my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take

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Speaker 1: the risk test that do I have pre diabetes? Dot org?

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Speaker 1: Brought to you by the AD Council, and it's pre

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Speaker 1: Diabetes Awareness Partners. We have great confidence in our son.

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Speaker 1: I am not concerned about any accusation has been made

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Speaker 1: against him. It's used to get to me. I think

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Speaker 1: it's kind of foul play, but look, it is what

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Speaker 1: it is, and he's a grown man. He is the

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Speaker 1: smartest man I know. I mean in front of pure

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Speaker 1: intellectual capacity. And as long as he's good, we're good.

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Speaker 1: You know, there's a bitter truth out there. One that

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Speaker 1: you and I have to accept we are important because

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Speaker 1: people who are activists for the cause are the ones

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Speaker 1: who drive the ship. So you are important. I am

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Speaker 1: very very important. But remember this and remember it well

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Speaker 1: because it matters. You don't decide election. I don't decide election. You.

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Speaker 1: There's a ninety chance you know who you're voting for,

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Speaker 1: or at least a party you're voting for. In four

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Speaker 1: years from now. You have no idea who the candidate is,

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Speaker 1: and you already know. You and I don't decide election.

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Speaker 1: Someone else does. Joe Biden, what's he doing? Well? Tell

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Speaker 1: you something you don't want to hear. Hang on, this

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Speaker 1: is a Jesse Kelly show. This is a Jesse Kelly show.

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Speaker 1: It is your going to be a fun hour on

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Speaker 1: the show. We have Cam Edwards coming up in about

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes. We're talking civil war stuff, Stonewall Jackson. I

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Speaker 1: am gonna get to this Governor de Santis thing here

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Speaker 1: and just a few we got to talk about big

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Speaker 1: foot today. What to do stranded on an island, to

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Speaker 1: leave or not they've did. There's some great questions. But

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Speaker 1: first this Joe Biden Hunter Biden thing. Remember Joe Biden's

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Speaker 1: out there. I'm proud of my son, son's the smartest guy.

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Speaker 1: I know you and I know Hunter Biden is dirty

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Speaker 1: as dirty gets almost undoubtedly Joe's dirty with him. You

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Speaker 1: hear Joe say things like I love my son, proud

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Speaker 1: of my son's smartest guy. I know you roll your eyes.

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Speaker 1: I roll my eyes instinctively. The people who decide elections,

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Speaker 1: the relatively non political person, the rust belt swing voters,

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Speaker 1: they hear a father defending his son. That's what they hear.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you something else now, I think Biden's

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Speaker 1: as dirty as it gets. I think it was involved

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Speaker 1: in all this. I'm not defending Joe entirely, but I've

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Speaker 1: people are my people, and my people they're above anything else,

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Speaker 1: including the law for me. I'm not telling you that's right.

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00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you that's right. If it was my

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00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 1: son involved in all this stuff, I would deny it.

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Speaker 1: I would defend him. I mean I would. I would

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Speaker 1: privately just absolutely destroy him. But to everyone else, he's mine,

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00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: non extradition country. You bet he's mine. Now, if he

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00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: wants to do what I would say is the right thing,

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00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 1: admit it turn himself in so on and so forth.

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00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: That's fine. But I'm never under any circumstances selling my

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Speaker 1: son out to you. Ever. He's my flesh and blood.

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Speaker 1: He's number one for me. And I think that's not

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Speaker 1: that unpopular. And I think that's what people hear when

648
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: they hear Joe Biden defending Hunter Biden. This Hunter Biden's

649
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: story is a very big deal. It's the communist Chinese

650
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: having their hooks in the president of the United States.

651
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:28,959
Speaker 1: I'm not discounting that, but I am telling you it's

652
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,919
Speaker 1: only a big deal and as much as you can

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Speaker 1: tie it to Joe Biden himself. Otherwise, who doesn't feel

654
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Speaker 1: sympathy for a parent with a dirt ball song? Don't

655
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: you know? Good people out there maybe had a few kids,

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Speaker 1: maybe only I had one, and just one of them

657
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Speaker 1: turned into a dirt ball. It's a fear of every parent, right.

658
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: You look around and you look at your kids and think,

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Speaker 1: oh gosh, here we go. But you feel sympathy for him,

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00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: at least I do. At least I do. When I

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00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: see people with dirtball kids, I think to myself, how

662
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: much would that suck? I look at my boys now

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Speaker 1: and not to get too heavy. We're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: Bigfoot here in a second. But I look at my

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Speaker 1: boys now, and you know what I worry one of

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Speaker 1: the things I worry most about. Obviously, I have the

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00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: normal parental concerns. Everyone else does, car wreck, you, cancer,

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00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: all these these terrible things. I look at my boys

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Speaker 1: and I worry about addiction. I worry about drug addiction.

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00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: And I worry about it because when you look at

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Speaker 1: the opioid crisis, which turned into a heroine crisis across

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00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: the country, and you read some of the stories of

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00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: the kids who got hooked so often, they were the

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Speaker 1: most well adjusted, good grades. I mean, the beautiful girl,

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00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: captain of the cheerleadings squad, star athlete. Dude, he's got

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00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 1: a football scholarship, and soon he's dead. Because that's how

677
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: powerful that stuff is. That's really what I worry about.

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00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: I worry about it a lot, all right, Doctor Jesse,

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00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: Do you believe in sasquatch slash bigfoot slash yetti? What

680
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: do you think gave rise to this lore or myth.

681
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: I think it was a type of humanoid that went extinct,

682
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: and we have some carryover from the last of their

683
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: kind and he didn't tell me. I can read his name,

684
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to read his name. Here's what

685
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: I think about Yetti, Bigfoot, these types of things. I

686
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: think there's obviously obviously animals come and go. Animals go

687
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Speaker 1: extinct based on a variety of things, their climate, diet,

688
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: that man runs them out, a more powerful animal animal

689
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: runs them out, so on and so forth. I think

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00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: most of the things we talk about were wolves and

691
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: big foots and yettis in locknow, monsters and things like that.

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00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: We have powerful imaginations and all it takes is a

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00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: little glimpse of something a bear, something from a child,

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00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: from a lady, from a herd, from a guy who

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00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 1: heard from a guy who heard from a guy, and

696
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: soon you have bigfoot out there, and now you have

697
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: so many of these people out there looking for it

698
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: because they want to believe it. I mean, the lockness monsters.

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Speaker 1: Let's stop there for a minute. It's a great example

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Speaker 1: of it. We know. Get this, Wrap your mind around

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00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: this and tell me what this says about mankind. We

702
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: know now for a fact, this was a hoax, and

703
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: intentionally created hoax because the town itself was dying and

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00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: they needed to drive tourism, and they thought if they

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Speaker 1: could create some fake monster, it would drive tourism. And

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Speaker 1: it turned out to be wildly successful. By the way,

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00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: and this is not something I'm making up. This is documented.

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00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: We know that, we know all the details. It was

709
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 1: a hope, and yet to this day people will flock

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Speaker 1: to Lockness looking for the monster when the information's already

711
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: out there. Take you five seconds on Google to figure

712
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: out it was all a lie. The truth is, we

713
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: have powerful imaginations and it's an odd part of human nature.

714
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: But we want monsters to exist. We do they fascinate us,

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Speaker 1: We want them to exist. I've said this about about

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Speaker 1: movies often. I really believe this movies, TV shows, here's

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00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: where they go wrong. Do you remember the TV show

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00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: Loss Lost Jewish producer Chris how incredible it was in

719
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 1: the first season, and then season two started to suck

720
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: and then it really got embarrassing. And from there on,

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Speaker 1: movie shows like Lost, movies like I think it's called

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Speaker 1: The Village. The Village was this movie where the villagers

723
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: were constantly harassed and scared by these scary things that

724
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: live out in the woods. What are the scary things?

725
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: And they don't show you and they don't show you,

726
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: and they don't show you, and they don't show you.

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00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: And then at the end it turned out the scary

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00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: things in the woods that were hurting people were just

729
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: people dressed up. It was just people who put on

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00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: a costume. And everybody hated the movie. Everybody was so disappointed,

731
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: and nobody remembered why you hated the movie. You know

732
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: why you hated the movie because when you make a

733
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 1: horror movie, something scary, even lost, something based on mystery.

734
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: Oh there's a mysterious thing out there. What's the thing?

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00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: What could the thing be? Your imagination is more powerful

736
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: than anything they could come up with, So you create

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00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: your own personal scary monster in your mind. You and

738
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: I both watched the Village. We have different ideas of

739
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: what that scary monster is. But yours is your scariest

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00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: thing you can think of, And mind's the scariest thing

741
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: I can think of, And the guy next to you

742
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: is the scariest thing he can think of. And the

743
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: guy who wrote the movie can never possibly in a

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00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: million years, deliver on what your imagination has already created.

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00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: That's the truth. The truth is, we love monsters, We

746
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: love to be scared, we love to think these things

747
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: are out there. It creates an excitement in the human existence.

748
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: We get bored, and a lot of bad things have

749
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: happened to human beings throughout history because they get bored.

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00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: Boredom's a killer as a fact. Hello Doctors, show Gun

751
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: Jesse big fan of the show from New York City,

752
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: and hello to you, New York City. I love New

753
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: York City so much, Chris, I love that play. You

754
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: don't you're shaking your head because you've never been there.

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00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: You people are all over New York City. I can't

756
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,839
Speaker 1: believe you haven't been all right. The guy from New

757
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: York City wants to know about Rhonda Santis and my thoughts.

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00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 1: Let's tell you those thoughts and just to say true,

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00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: it's the Jesse Kelly Show. You're never completely ready to

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Speaker 1: adopt a teen. For late nights, writing English papers are

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Speaker 1: your teen's music taste, for dinners where they talk more

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Speaker 1: on their phone than with you. For the first time

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Speaker 1: they call you mom. You're never completely ready to adopt

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Speaker 1: a teen, and you can't imagine the reward. To learn

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Speaker 1: time job, full time hustle, all time. Shiro to all

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Speaker 1: of us. You nurture, we listen, you teach, we thrive,

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Speaker 1: You lift our spirits. But we've got to lay down

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Speaker 1: to you by AARP and the AD Council. We're getting

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Speaker 1: to the RHN de Santis thing here in a moment.

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Speaker 1: It's Jesse Kelly. You can call in eight seven seven

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Speaker 1: three seven seven four three seven three Jesse at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly show dot com. It's an ass, doctor Jesse Friday.

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00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: I am going to get to this District Attorney of

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00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and what he had to say I am.

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00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: It's just it's like, when I get to it, I'm

784
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: gonna get upset and I'm gonna start talking too much politics.

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00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: To just be patient with me for a minute. Jewish

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00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 1: producer Chris doesn't like New York City because he's never

787
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: been to New York City and it doesn't appreciate it.

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00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: When you're in New York City, it feels historic, it

789
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: feels big and important, and it's so old. That's what

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00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,240
Speaker 1: I love about it. It's unsurprisingly. I love the history

791
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: of it. It's so old. Last time I was there,

792
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: I went and ate at Sparks Steakhouse where Big Paul Castellano,

793
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: the boss of the Gambino crime family, was assassinated by

794
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Speaker 1: John Gotti. I went and stood in the exact spot

795
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: where Paul Castellano was gunned down. That's freaking awesome. That

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00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: is freaking awesome. I'm told you can even take a

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00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: mafia tour of New York City, and yes, I'm going

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00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: to do that, only I'm probably gonna have to wait

799
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: about two decades because they've absolutely destroyed my beloved city.

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00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: But or whatever. Anyway, big fan of the show of

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00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: New York City. For the twenty twenty four race, what

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00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 1: do you think about Rhonda santis At The guy's potential

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00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: will be a really good president, as he's already a

804
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: great governor. Also as a person from NYC, we gotta

805
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:26,239
Speaker 1: deal with both the Blasio and Cuomo. Which one do

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00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: you think is worse. I appreciate the radio show and

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00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: your TV show on the first. Keep up the good work,

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00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: all right. First of all, Rhonda Santis, in my opinion,

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00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: Rhonda Santis is currently the leader in the clubhouse for

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00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: potential GOP nominees in twenty twenty four one. He's been

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00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,400
Speaker 1: outstanding on coronavirus, not perfect, but he's been outstanding. Two,

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00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: he has one absolutely essential quality for any candidate wanting

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00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: to be a Republican nominee. This is no longer a

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00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: nice side thing we can hope for. This is one

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00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: hundred percent essential. It's as important as his stance on

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00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: any of the issues. Ronda Santis does not let the

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00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: media walk all over him. He doesn't apologize, he doesn't backpedal.

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00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: He will come right back in your face, and he

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00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: decides what he wants to talk about. You cannot possibly

820
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: have any success as a national Republican unless you are

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00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: that guy. And the problem is that's natural. That's not

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00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: something you can teach people. I saw somebody yesterday. I'm

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00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: not even gonna call him out for it. Got caught

824
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: in some stupid, little minor controversy and immediately blamed his

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00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: staff and say it went with my staff was I

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Speaker 1: didn't This is stupid. I didn't mean to No, no,

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Speaker 1: we are past that time. You come right back in

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Speaker 1: their face. You own it, you make fun of them,

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00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: you change the subject. You cannot be back pedal, guy,

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Speaker 1: or that is like slicing open your arm and dropping

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Speaker 1: blood in a pool of sharks. For these people, they

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00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: are constantly probing for weakness. Why do you think with

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Speaker 1: all the things I say, why do you think I

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Speaker 1: don't have as many national controversies now as I did

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Speaker 1: even say a year ago? Why do you think that

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Speaker 1: is the show's bigger now than ever before? My TV

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00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 1: show's taking off, the radio show. I can't believe this

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00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: stuff's working, but it's working. And yet I say the

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Speaker 1: most defensive stuff out there and don't get in national

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Speaker 1: troubled out of And why do you think that is?

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Speaker 1: Because every time they've tried, I've waded into it, waded

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00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 1: into it, I've doubled down, and then the matter they

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00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: get all tripled down, and then they just lose their minds.

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Speaker 1: Why is it he upon apologizing, I don't understand he

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Speaker 1: said something. I'm really mad about it. I got my

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Speaker 1: thousand friends to be really mad about it, and I'm

847
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: so mad. Why isn't he apologizing? Then I'll quadruple down.

848
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: Word gets around who the easy prey is and who

849
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Speaker 1: the easy prey Isn't you either show them you will

850
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Speaker 1: not apologize, You will not back down, and you will

851
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Speaker 1: not dictate to me what I can talk about, or

852
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,000
Speaker 1: they're going to eat you alive. You simply will not

853
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: be able to withstand the onslaught of being a Republican president.

854
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 1: Look what Trump went through as president. Impeachment collusion investigations

855
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: day after day after day, have made up scandals, pushing

856
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: chaos and chaos and chaos and anarchie. It's the end

857
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: of the world. You have got to be tough enough

858
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,439
Speaker 1: to come back at them. And I like that about

859
00:59:55,440 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: the Santis that said, let me allow a big caution

860
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: flag to drape all over your RHN de Santist dreams.

861
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: And this is a big one. Four years is a

862
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: long time, A long time. The hot guy now ain't

863
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: necessarily the hot guy by twenty twenty four. I've seen

864
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: this ten thousand times in politics. Is we fall in

865
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: love with somebody because we're always looking for the next thing.

866
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: We're always looking for the next thing, the next superstar,

867
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,720
Speaker 1: the next the next person to lead us out, the

868
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: next this, the next that. We're always looking for that.

869
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: But so often the bloom comes off that rose for

870
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: things you can't foresee. You forget now because in Republican circles,

871
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 1: In many Republican circles, he's a punchline. There was a

872
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 1: time when Chris Christie was going to be the nominee

873
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: for Republican for for Republican President, not during his second term,

874
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: where he of course stumbled, tripped up, got caught in

875
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: a couple controversies. During Chris Christie's first term when he

876
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: was elected as a Republican President of New Jersey, it

877
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:14,480
Speaker 1: is totally forgotten now. He was the big deal. He

878
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: was out there given fire and brimstone speeches. I had

879
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: to go because I was running for Congress at the time.

880
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: I went to this really private event in the Republican

881
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: Conference where all the House Republicans, they had these mega

882
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 1: speakers come in and there's no media allowed, there's no nothing,

883
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: it's only the House Republicans, and sometimes they allow candidates in.

884
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:37,400
Speaker 1: Chris Christie got up and gave a speech. The entire

885
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: place stood standing, ovation, cheering. When he was done, Chris

886
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 1: Christie was huge, and then one or two controversies later dawn,

887
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: Just like that, the blooms off the roads. What do

888
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,600
Speaker 1: I say all the time? Trees don't grow to the

889
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: sky right now. If the primary was held right now

890
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: and Trump wasn't in it, Desantist is probably the leader

891
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: in the clubhouse. I fully admit that, and I like

892
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: him a lot. I'm I'm not dogging on him at all. However,

893
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: four years is a long time, especially when the media

894
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: they're all over him. Now, what if he gets a

895
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 1: controversy that's not even a controversy, remember when they have

896
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: so much control of the system as they do. Look

897
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: what they did to Trump. They can create controversy out

898
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: of nothing. Now, we impeached the president of the United

899
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: States of America over a phone call. We all saw

900
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: the transcript of think about that for a moment. Impeachment

901
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: is a big, big deal. We impeached Donald Trump over

902
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,919
Speaker 1: a phone call. We saw a transcript of they can

903
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: take nothing and create a big deal out of it. Now,

904
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: and they do, and they will. So maybe he'll run

905
01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: into something that isn't even in his control. Maybe he

906
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: won't have screwed anything up, but that doesn't mean it's

907
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: not a big, big, big deal. Now, as far as

908
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: de Blasio and Cuomo goes, here's the difference between Deblasio

909
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: and Cuomo. Remember I told you yesterday, while Obama was

910
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,640
Speaker 1: so damaging to the country, did so much lasting damage

911
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: to the country, Barack Obama was a true believer. Andrew

912
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: Cuomo's just a good old fashioned, corrupt New York politician, scumbag,

913
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,800
Speaker 1: just the same as it ever was in New York.

914
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: Bill Deblasio is a true believer. Bill Deblasio is a

915
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: true and blue He has his history is there. He

916
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: is a true blue communist communist. Bill Deblasio is, and

917
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: he believes it all the way. He's currently he believes

918
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: it so much he's currently destroying his own city, destroying

919
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: it intentionally. That's how how much Bill Deblasio believes. Would

920
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: he believe? All Right, it's time to talk to Cam

921
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: Edwards about the Civil War? Gosh, this is gonna be sweet. Hi.

922
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: No word in English language is less convincing than probably.

923
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,360
Speaker 1: Are you sure we should get matching tattoos on our

924
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: first date? Sure? We'll probably stay together. Probably it's been

925
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes since I ate. I can probably swim.

926
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: You should wait thirty minutes, okay, I don't tell me

927
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: what the job candid bo scrap. I have a cramp.

928
01:04:52,880 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: I can probably hit the green from here. Probably can

929
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: I get a mulligan? I'm ready to go. Hey, are

930
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: you sure you're okay to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah,

931
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm probably okay. Probably okay isn't okay, especially when it

932
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 1: comes to drinking and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab,

933
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: a car, or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving.

934
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: A message brought to you by NITZA and AD Counsel.

935
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:01,040
Speaker 1: You just heard your cocaine question. I found a carrious

936
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: there is six hundred and forty nine kilos, not six fifty.

937
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: But you know, under the right circumstances, yeah, you know,

938
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,479
Speaker 1: i'd sell one or two just to you know, make money.

939
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:14,120
Speaker 1: I mean, people don't understand how many guys are out there.

940
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to play that again because it does bring

941
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: up a good point six forty nine instead of six

942
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: to fifty. How do we know there wasn't a thousand?

943
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: How do we know there wasn't two thousand? How do

944
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: we know the cops didn't show up and take some

945
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 1: of it. I mean, it's happened before. Let's not act

946
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: like everybody's pure as the driven snow over here. I

947
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm so hung up on this, Chris.

948
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 1: I guess it's because there's a boat. Remember this is

949
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 1: from yesterday. There's a boat, a drift at sea, shows

950
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: up with a whole bunch of cocaine in it. Someone

951
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:54,040
Speaker 1: found it and called the cops. It's clearly an abandoned boat,

952
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,640
Speaker 1: a long abandoned boat. I should stress that part of

953
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 1: the story, because if you find a boat that looks

954
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:05,240
Speaker 1: pretty new with cocaine in it, I really would recommend

955
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,200
Speaker 1: you just call the cops and run the other direction.

956
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,640
Speaker 1: That's a good way to end up with your hands

957
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: chopped off or something like that. But long abandoned, what

958
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: would I do? I would like to think. I would

959
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,560
Speaker 1: like to think I would call the police, But we

960
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: all know how terrible of a person I am. No,

961
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm not calling you, Chris. All right, we have much

962
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: stuff to get to. I'm gonna get to this LA

963
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 1: District Attorney in a minute. Dear doctor Shogun Oracle Steel

964
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:35,600
Speaker 1: ay A Tola of Rock and Roller Jesse. I love

965
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: this emails people. I begin losing my hair in my

966
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,680
Speaker 1: mid thirties. By forty, I have decided to wave. I

967
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,280
Speaker 1: had decided to wave the white flag of surrender and

968
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: shave my head ball As the fifteen days to stop

969
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,160
Speaker 1: the spreads stretches onto a year. I thought that maybe

970
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,800
Speaker 1: some good could come from this pandemic. So I have

971
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 1: committed to bringing back the comb over. I yearned for

972
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: those I gone years when when men held onto their

973
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,400
Speaker 1: last shreds of self confidence and dignity for a few

974
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 1: mere strands of hair stretched across their otherwise bald head.

975
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: I know that it will be no easy task, and

976
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,760
Speaker 1: I am committed to doing this naturally, without the use

977
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: of performance enhancers. Although I firmly believe that this will

978
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: result in what Cardi b so eloquently sings about which

979
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be discussing on this show. My

980
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,640
Speaker 1: girlfriend is less than impressed. So what say you, O,

981
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: wise one comb over or not? Gentlemen, gentlemen, here's the thing, fellas,

982
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: and this is gonna be tough for you to swallow,

983
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: but look, I get all your cheers whenever I rip

984
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: on women for wearing flats. I get all these emails

985
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,880
Speaker 1: of guy's cheering privately. You know they won't tell their

986
01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 1: wives or girlfriend, but they're telling me, Oh, I'm so

987
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:04,599
Speaker 1: glad you said it. They're so ugly. But remember I'm

988
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:08,639
Speaker 1: giving it. I'm giving you all the truth you don't want, Fellas.

989
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: It's not just that comb overs look terrible. It's not

990
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: that your hair needs to get shorter as it thins

991
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: out and recedes. And I say this to you as

992
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:22,760
Speaker 1: a thirty nine year old whose hair is fitting out

993
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:27,960
Speaker 1: and receding. It's retreating back towards my ears. I know, Chris,

994
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 1: you're like twelve. I know you still have hair, all right.

995
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: Believe me, pal, it ends your hair gets shorter as

996
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:44,000
Speaker 1: it gets less prevalent period and Fellas, I get that

997
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: a lot of guys are more self conscious than I am.

998
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: But setting the comb over aside, hear me, and hear me. Now,

999
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't know why this is the case, but believe

1000
01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: me when I tell you, every single person on the

1001
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: planet can tell that it's a tupei and it looks terrible.

1002
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 1: And every single person on the planet can tell that

1003
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: you dyed it and it looks terrible. Let it go.

1004
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 1: Let it go go gray, man, I've got it coming in.

1005
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 1: You should see my beard. My beard's about half and

1006
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:27,080
Speaker 1: half anymore. Now, guess what. The wife loves it. Let

1007
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: it go gray. Let your hair on top of your

1008
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 1: head go gray. Let it thin out, shave it down.

1009
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,439
Speaker 1: If you're really maybe you have an ugly head, that's fine.

1010
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:41,320
Speaker 1: Become a hat guy. There stuff they're wrong with being

1011
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 1: a hat guy. There are some sweet hats out there.

1012
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: Chicks love it, those old nineteen twenties and thirties look

1013
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: of you know, suit and tie with the trench coat

1014
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 1: on and one of those sweet hats. Ah, dude, you

1015
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 1: have to be fighting off the ladies with a stick

1016
01:10:56,080 --> 01:11:01,719
Speaker 1: with that look. There's nothing wrong with being head guy. Fellas,

1017
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:04,680
Speaker 1: I know this is a bitter pill to swallow. It's

1018
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: just like the ladies. The ladies were outraged when I

1019
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 1: told all of them your flats are disgustingly ugly. It's

1020
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,680
Speaker 1: the equivalent to a man wearing sweatpants. It's borderline disrespectful.

1021
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: It's so ugly. Notice I didn't say you had to

1022
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 1: wear heels. I didn't say that. Obviously heels look great.

1023
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 1: They are a million options. Boots. Shoot tennis shoes look

1024
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:25,880
Speaker 1: great on women, but those ballet flats looking things are

1025
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: the least flattering, ugliest things I've ever seen in my life.

1026
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: And I know all your girlfriends tell you, oh, that

1027
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: looks so cute. They do not. They're lying to you.

1028
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: It's ugly, fellas, same thing for you, the comb over,

1029
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 1: the tupei, the die. Everyone can tell. And it looks

1030
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: like crap at all times. It's terrible looking. Plus, you

1031
01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: know what really sails with the ladies when it comes

1032
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,360
Speaker 1: right down to it. I mean, yeah, money, But what

1033
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:07,559
Speaker 1: really sails with the ladies confidence. Nothing they love more

1034
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 1: than confidence. If you don't have it, fine fake it.

1035
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: You know what you're ugly looking to pay? Says to

1036
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:22,719
Speaker 1: the ladies. Says I'm insecure. Says I'm insecure, So drop

1037
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: it all right. This Los Angeles District Attorney thing, I'm

1038
01:12:31,320 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: not going to spend much time on this because it's

1039
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 1: an ask because doctor Jesse Friday and I don't need

1040
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:38,479
Speaker 1: to be bringing you down, but we do have to

1041
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 1: have a brief talk about it. Eight seven seven three

1042
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three is the number or

1043
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,479
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Remember you can

1044
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,720
Speaker 1: still email in You're asked, doctor Jesse questions, I'm gonna

1045
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:52,320
Speaker 1: try to get through all these others as fast as

1046
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:56,839
Speaker 1: evenly possible. But hear me. Now, his name's George Gasson

1047
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: or Gascon. I don't know how to pronounce his name.

1048
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 1: It's not American. And he says, this is a quote,

1049
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:08,759
Speaker 1: we must achieve sustainable public safety that embraces justice and fairness.

1050
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,760
Speaker 1: The false choice between reform and safety is built on

1051
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: a myth perpetuated by old school tough on crime advocates.

1052
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,559
Speaker 1: Reform makes us safer. He's out there turning criminals loose

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01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:27,839
Speaker 1: and things like that. Understand this, this way of thinking,

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01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 1: this way of thinking is not isolated to some ding

1055
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,080
Speaker 1: bat wing nut da of Los Angeles. We just had

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01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,960
Speaker 1: a gigantic hack of our nuclear codes and I had

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01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: somebody dig into it for me. Do you know what's

1058
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 1: on our mission statement from our nuclear agency. They're talking

1059
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:50,800
Speaker 1: about diversity and fairness and equity and leveling the playing field.

1060
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 1: The people guarding the nuclear weapons that can destroy the

1061
01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 1: world are worried about diversity and fairness. You have to

1062
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: understand this is neo Marxism, That's what this is. This

1063
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with fairness or racism or civil

1064
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 1: rights or leveling the playing field. This is neo Marxism.

1065
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: It just found a brand new avenue that it has

1066
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,960
Speaker 1: allowed itself to worm its way into everything. This is

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01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,240
Speaker 1: how they got into the churches. Remember I lost my

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01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,000
Speaker 1: church about a year ago for this stuff, white privilege

1069
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 1: and all that crap. This is how they got into

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01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 1: the schools, They got into the military like this. This

1071
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: is not just some crazy district attorney in Los Angeles.

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01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: This way of thinking is intentional commie poison designed to

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01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 1: destroy the United States of America, and it will. It

1074
01:14:40,320 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 1: is that severe, it is that bad. We are going

1075
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: to diversity ourselves into the Stone Age. All right, It's

1076
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,080
Speaker 1: time to go to a deserted island with kind of

1077
01:14:53,120 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: a different question. Yeah, oh God, an adimal inside of me.

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Speaker 1: an ask doctor Jesse Friday today. Let us dig in

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01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:50,240
Speaker 1: because this is a long one. Bear with me. It's

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01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 1: pretty good. Jewish producer Chris, pay attention to the rules

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Speaker 1: in case I screw any of them up. Okay, my Lord,

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Speaker 1: the Showgun of America's the man whose head was molded

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01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:08,000
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01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 1: the oracle from Ohio. He continues, I didn't make any

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01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,120
Speaker 1: of that up by the way it continues in a

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01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:18,679
Speaker 1: few years, when the Jesse Kelly media empire is raking

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01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,880
Speaker 1: in more than Rush Limbaugh. You're flying with your family

1106
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:25,400
Speaker 1: on your private jet to Australia to film episodes of

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Speaker 1: your popular pay per view show, Jesse Kills Stuff. The

1108
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: jet crashes, and only you and your family survive on

1109
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 1: an abandoned archipelago. It's just an island, all right. The

1110
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:41,680
Speaker 1: island is large enough and has plenty of food and

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01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 1: fresh water to sustain you and your family indefinitely. However,

1112
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:50,160
Speaker 1: the volcano on the island is rumbling and you fear

1113
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: it may erupt, though you do not know how violently.

1114
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:57,240
Speaker 1: Along with the abandoned buildings, there are plenty of hand

1115
01:17:57,360 --> 01:18:01,880
Speaker 1: tools and construction materials, but no electronics. And the plane

1116
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,400
Speaker 1: is lost in the depths. All right, So we have

1117
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:09,440
Speaker 1: food and water, we have buildings, we have materials, no electricity.

1118
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,560
Speaker 1: What is your plan to return to civilization or do

1119
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:18,519
Speaker 1: you stay put in a relative tropical luxury until you're

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01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 1: hopefully rescued, die from old age or from the volcanic eruption.

1121
01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:26,240
Speaker 1: You determine the chance of each outcome is one third.

1122
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,280
Speaker 1: If you plan to leave to get help, you must

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01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:33,160
Speaker 1: go due to your near Demi God strength and your

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01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:35,600
Speaker 1: navigational skills. Okay, so I can't send anyone else. I

1125
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:37,960
Speaker 1: have to be the one who go. Regarding the rest

1126
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:40,559
Speaker 1: of your family, who would you have stay, and who,

1127
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: if any, would go with you? And why if you leave,

1128
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:49,320
Speaker 1: the chance of your finding civilization is fifty percent. That's

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01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:52,840
Speaker 1: pretty high, Chris. With a fifty percent chance of dying

1130
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:58,040
Speaker 1: of exposure on the ocean, each additional passenger decreases your

1131
01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: chance of finding civilization by five percent due to consumption

1132
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:04,439
Speaker 1: of supplies. This guy took some time into this. So

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01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:07,280
Speaker 1: if your entire family goes, you have a thirty five

1134
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,240
Speaker 1: percent chance of finding civilization, and if you do find civilization,

1135
01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:14,240
Speaker 1: there's a fifty percent chance you'll never find that island again.

1136
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 1: It's from Tim from Columbus, Ohio. Tim, that was awesome.

1137
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 1: I already know what I'm doing. I'm staying. I have food,

1138
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 1: I have fresh water. Volcano get out of here with

1139
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 1: a volcano. I'm not gonna separate from my family. I'm

1140
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,519
Speaker 1: gonna stay on the island and risk the volcano and

1141
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,479
Speaker 1: bank on being able to get away. However, for the

1142
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 1: purposes of our discussion, no, Chris, I do not think

1143
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 1: we can get something that's strong enough to withstand the

1144
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,640
Speaker 1: volcano blast. I think if the volcano goes off and

1145
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:56,880
Speaker 1: it's big enough, we're dead. But probably not the worst

1146
01:19:56,960 --> 01:20:00,679
Speaker 1: way to go is that. What is that city Pompey

1147
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 1: Pump Why am I screwing up the name, But it's

1148
01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 1: pomp something. It's in Italy. It's the one that got

1149
01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: It's the ancient Roman city that got drowned in a

1150
01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: volcano blast. Maybe in Greek, but I think it's Roman city.

1151
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: They got drowned in a volcano blast, and they still

1152
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: have people there doing what they were doing when the

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01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: blasts went off. That's how fast they just melted. They

1154
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 1: even have one guy there. You know what, I'm not

1155
01:20:23,479 --> 01:20:26,360
Speaker 1: going to go into it right now. You've got forever,

1156
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:29,000
Speaker 1: forever remembered in a private moment he was having a

1157
01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:34,680
Speaker 1: private moment. But I don't think one, dying in a

1158
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:37,679
Speaker 1: volcano blast will be that bad of a way to go. Two,

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01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:40,439
Speaker 1: if I have all the food and water I need,

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01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:45,600
Speaker 1: I'll ignore the volcano blast and simply take take a

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01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 1: new step. Make sure you're ready at all times. It

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01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 1: would draw a big SOS on the beach, have a

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01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:55,240
Speaker 1: quick fire ready to be started if you see a

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01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:59,200
Speaker 1: plane or or a boat or something like that. If

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01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,320
Speaker 1: I had to leave, I would definitely only go myself.

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01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,040
Speaker 1: I would go myself. I would leave the wife behind,

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01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 1: leave the kids behind, because my boys are getting older.

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01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 1: They can help her survive the island. I go ahead

1169
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:16,280
Speaker 1: and tough it out. He said, fifty percent chance I

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01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,760
Speaker 1: find civilization, and then only fifty percent chance I get

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01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:23,640
Speaker 1: back and find the island. I take off. If I

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01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:25,640
Speaker 1: had to take off, I take off. Hey, that that

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01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 1: gives me a twenty five percent chance of taking off

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01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:33,320
Speaker 1: and bringing someone back. I like it. I like it.

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01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:38,600
Speaker 1: We would also domesticate some wild animals, just like I

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01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:42,240
Speaker 1: told everyone not to do yesterday. We would have parrots.

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01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:45,920
Speaker 1: What I'm just kidding. We would not domesticate any wild animals,

1178
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:55,080
Speaker 1: although that would be sweet. Dear doctor Jesse, Sombrero, it's sombrero, Jesse, Gosh.

1179
01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:00,360
Speaker 1: Imagine you received inside information that a nuclear strike coming

1180
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:03,680
Speaker 1: to the United States. It's unclear what locations are going

1181
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:05,320
Speaker 1: to be hit, but you know will be more than

1182
01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 1: a few. You try to notify the government for days,

1183
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:10,640
Speaker 1: and they pass you off as a conspiracy theory not.

1184
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,479
Speaker 1: It's up to you to protect your family. Do you

1185
01:22:13,640 --> 01:22:16,519
Speaker 1: leave the country. If so, where do you go? Do

1186
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,240
Speaker 1: you expect it to escalate into a world war? So

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01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:27,960
Speaker 1: that is going to influence your decision. I don't know.

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01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:35,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think. I don't think. You

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01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,720
Speaker 1: can leave. And here's why you can't leave. You're unfamiliar.

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01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 1: When disaster strikes, you have to go to familiar You

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01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: know what. I know where I'm going. I have an idea.

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01:22:48,320 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Wake up and text, Text and eat,

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01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:23,400
Speaker 1: Text and catch the bus, Text and miss your stop. Wait, wait,

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01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 1: text and be late to work silently, Text and work,

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01:23:29,840 --> 01:23:34,160
Speaker 1: Text and pretend to work, Text and x surprised when

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01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:37,800
Speaker 1: someone calls you out for not working. Text and meet

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01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 1: up with a friend you haven't seen in forever. Text

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01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,400
Speaker 1: and complain that they're on their phone the whole time.

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01:23:45,080 --> 01:23:46,880
Speaker 1: Text and listen to them, complain that you're on your

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01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:52,840
Speaker 1: phone the whole time. Text and whatever. But when you

1201
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:55,360
Speaker 1: get behind the wheel, give your phone to a passenger,

1202
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:59,160
Speaker 1: put it in the glove box. Just don't text and drive,

1203
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 1: they said, stop texts. Stoprex dot org a public service

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Speaker 1: and the AD Council. If a nuclear weapon is coming,

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01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:32,679
Speaker 1: you have to get away from major cities. One. Let's

1207
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,800
Speaker 1: just go ahead and start there, because they're not going

1208
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,160
Speaker 1: to be nuke in the countryside. I guess they might

1209
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,280
Speaker 1: if they're just going to finish us off. You have

1210
01:24:39,439 --> 01:24:42,759
Speaker 1: to get away from major cities. I'm going to Montana.

1211
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,360
Speaker 1: I was on this Montana ranch one time, Chris. It

1212
01:24:45,479 --> 01:24:47,200
Speaker 1: was the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life.

1213
01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:51,280
Speaker 1: They had these remote cabins that had been there since

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01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds, where old miners had gone up and

1215
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:56,800
Speaker 1: built the cabins, and they still had some of the

1216
01:24:56,920 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: mines up there. You could go down into them. I mean,

1217
01:24:59,479 --> 01:25:01,240
Speaker 1: you'd have to be really careful, you could go down

1218
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:05,320
Speaker 1: into them. If you had the supplies to survive. You

1219
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,719
Speaker 1: could survive up there for ages. There's plenty of wild

1220
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:10,880
Speaker 1: game to shoot and kill. I'm going to Montana. The

1221
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:14,080
Speaker 1: problem with leaving the country is where are you gonna go.

1222
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:17,640
Speaker 1: Are you familiar enough with somewhere else that you know

1223
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,880
Speaker 1: you can survive. I know that territory I can survive

1224
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,639
Speaker 1: up there. You're just worried about the Pool, Chris, gosh,

1225
01:25:23,720 --> 01:25:28,720
Speaker 1: that's embarrassing. You see what the ATF is doing. Did

1226
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:31,200
Speaker 1: you see what the ACF is doing? Gosh, you know

1227
01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:33,120
Speaker 1: what we are going to talk about that really briefly.

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01:25:33,160 --> 01:26:08,760
Speaker 1: They don't get back to your questions. Hang on the

1229
01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:31,559
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. This is a Jesse Kelly show. Oh

1230
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:35,880
Speaker 1: we've got an interesting one here. I have a son

1231
01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:39,960
Speaker 1: do he's doe to be born in February. I'm trying

1232
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,280
Speaker 1: to persuade my wife to name him after combinations of

1233
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,640
Speaker 1: great Civil War generals, and would like your opinion on

1234
01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:50,160
Speaker 1: which one you think is best. I love your guts.

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01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:53,760
Speaker 1: Remember it's Jesse Kelly. You could reach me Jesse at

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01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:57,760
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. We still have well, we

1237
01:26:57,840 --> 01:26:59,639
Speaker 1: have a heavy one I need to get to. I'm

1238
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,120
Speaker 1: a try to churn through as many of these as

1239
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:05,000
Speaker 1: humanly possible, and the next hour I'm gonna move a

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01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:10,559
Speaker 1: little faster than I normally do. I think. I think

1241
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:14,639
Speaker 1: for the name he has he has suggestions up here

1242
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:20,200
Speaker 1: like Bedford, Tecumpsa. The problem with Bedford is that's Nathan

1243
01:27:20,320 --> 01:27:23,960
Speaker 1: Bedford Forrest. And while he was he was for the South.

1244
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,360
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm not reflectively everyone for the South

1245
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 1: was a Nazi. Nathan Bedford Forrest was a really bad guy.

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01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:34,559
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he founded the KKK after the Civil War?

1247
01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,200
Speaker 1: Do I have that right, Chris? He's what definitely one

1248
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,320
Speaker 1: of the founders of the KKK after the Civil War.

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01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:42,000
Speaker 1: The problem is he's one of those guys that's people

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01:27:42,120 --> 01:27:45,639
Speaker 1: sometimes struggle separating how terrible he was from how capable

1251
01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:50,719
Speaker 1: he was. Because he was also a bad man commanding troops.

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01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:55,559
Speaker 1: Sherman hated him because he was so good. Sherman tried

1253
01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,960
Speaker 1: everything he could, do everything he could to kill the guy.

1254
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: Nathan Bedford Forrest was a bad man, but also a

1255
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:05,160
Speaker 1: bad man not good, So you probably want to stray

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01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:10,720
Speaker 1: away from Bedford. I would suggest, I would suggest a

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01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:14,839
Speaker 1: mixture of a North and South one. I would suggest

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01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:21,840
Speaker 1: something like Stonewall to Cumps. Could you name a kids Stonewall, Chris?

1259
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,720
Speaker 1: Or is he gonna catch too much crap for that?

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01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:31,720
Speaker 1: It is too identifiable? You know, you could just go

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Speaker 1: with naming him after that, only not at tell everybody

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Speaker 1: you named him after that, what's your name? But it's

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Speaker 1: Robert Custer Johnson, you know, And then you would then

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Speaker 1: you did a mix of the two. The problem with

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Speaker 1: these really awesome names. And I found this when I

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Speaker 1: had both my sons and we were trying to come

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Speaker 1: up with names. Women reject all the really cool ones.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Punisher is a legitimate middle name. I don't

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Speaker 1: care what you say. Chris, did you see this guy

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01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:01,320
Speaker 1: on TV last night? Did you see what he said?

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Speaker 1: You saw? Play this clip? Play this guy? I love

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Speaker 1: this guy. Isn't it everything? When you're going for quality

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Speaker 1: of life? Quality in anything, don't people have to be

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Speaker 1: held accountable for it? But right here on the First,

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Speaker 1: as you can probably tell, by this point in time,

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01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:27,519
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to say whatever I want on the show. Management,

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Speaker 1: by the grace of God, has never once told me

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Speaker 1: don't say this. Stop saying that. Oh I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you said that. I say whatever I want on the show.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I love working for the First so much. However,

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Speaker 1: if I start showing up to work drunk every night,

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Speaker 1: I would get fired because there's accountability here. If the

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Speaker 1: people who work for me just stop showing up at all,

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01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:55,000
Speaker 1: they would get fired. There's accountability here. People are required

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Speaker 1: to do certain things around me. In my life. My

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Speaker 1: children have accountability. Show me the grades. Give me the

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Speaker 1: good grades. Oh you want do you want to play

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01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,479
Speaker 1: video games? You want you want to do this? You

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01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 1: want to do the fun things you like to do.

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Speaker 1: Show me grades first. There's accountability, and if they're if

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Speaker 1: the grades drop, the fun stops. Because we have accountability

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Speaker 1: in my house. Accountability is everything, every s everywhere around you,

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Speaker 1: Everything that's good hasn't And what amazes me is the system.

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Speaker 1: As we've talked about a thousand times, and we'll talk

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01:30:26,800 --> 01:30:31,840
Speaker 1: about a thousand more. Remember the system is well, they're

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Speaker 1: in control of everything now. The system is the entire media,

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Speaker 1: the entire bureaucracy, the entire Democratic Party, seventy five to

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Speaker 1: fifty percent of the Republican Party, Hollywood music, the entire

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Speaker 1: education system, now corporate America. They all always speak with

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01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:50,680
Speaker 1: one voice, and they all always want one thing. And

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Speaker 1: we're not just talking about leftism, that's certainly part of it.

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01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:58,200
Speaker 1: It's really about control and leftism. What amazes me, I

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01:30:58,360 --> 01:31:00,439
Speaker 1: say that took a step back to I looked at

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01:31:00,479 --> 01:31:06,479
Speaker 1: everything we've seen. There's never accountability for anything that ever,

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01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:11,439
Speaker 1: there's never accountability for the people within this system for

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01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:15,679
Speaker 1: anything ever. They never get held to account in fact

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01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,719
Speaker 1: if you screw up, but you're part of the system.

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01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:22,519
Speaker 1: If you're in the system club, oftentimes you'll get promoted.

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Speaker 1: Tell me something. Tell me a time you've seen one

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Speaker 1: of these television doctors. You've seen all over the TV

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01:31:29,560 --> 01:31:31,840
Speaker 1: for six months, eight months, I've lost track at this

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Speaker 1: point in time. They're on TV every day making predictions. Right, well,

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Speaker 1: it will be a hundred thousand dead by this day,

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Speaker 1: boo man, two hundred thousand dead by this day. We

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Speaker 1: have to do this, We have to do that. You've

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Speaker 1: been a lockdown or you've been and we've had all

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Speaker 1: these predictions, prediction after prediction after prediction, be wrong, be

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01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:54,680
Speaker 1: factually wrong. They give dates, they give amounts, they're never

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01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:58,920
Speaker 1: closed to. Right, when's the last time you saw anybody

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01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:01,519
Speaker 1: call one of these doctors onto their television show and

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Speaker 1: ask them, kind of miss the mark here, doc, what happened? Never?

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Speaker 1: You haven't seen it? Once you saw it? During the

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01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:18,080
Speaker 1: Obama doj FBI, CIA disaster, everything they did to Donald

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01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:23,040
Speaker 1: Trump investigating using the power of government to wire tap

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01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:27,600
Speaker 1: your political opponent. You took bad information on purpose and

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01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,760
Speaker 1: went to the FISI court with it and got a

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Speaker 1: fis a warrant to spy on an American citizen, your

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01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:36,680
Speaker 1: political opponent, using the FBI and the CIA. They did that.

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Speaker 1: It's not some out of the movie. They did that,

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Speaker 1: and not only has nobody been held accountable for it.

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01:32:43,640 --> 01:32:47,920
Speaker 1: They're on TV, they're signing CNN contracts, they're out there

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01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:51,720
Speaker 1: on book tours. They're not hiding, they're not lawyered up

1333
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:54,440
Speaker 1: and hiding under a bed because they know the accountability

1334
01:32:54,560 --> 01:32:58,160
Speaker 1: train is about to come running. They're getting promoted, they're

1335
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:02,960
Speaker 1: getting rich. It is astounding to watch. It really does pay.

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01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,679
Speaker 1: I understand why people choose to join the system instead

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01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:09,400
Speaker 1: of fighting against the system. If you fight against the system,

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01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,720
Speaker 1: you have no protections anymore none. You are simply left

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01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:15,000
Speaker 1: out to dry, and the system will try to eat

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01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:18,120
Speaker 1: you alive if you're part of it. Though, if you

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01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:21,080
Speaker 1: choose to just relent and well, I mean, let's just

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Speaker 1: go along with it, you're untouchable. This is a heavy question.

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Speaker 1: Get ready for this one, Dear doctor Steele. My sister's

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01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:37,519
Speaker 1: husband passed away a few years ago. She has two boys.

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Speaker 1: Your kids ages. What Christmas gift would you recommend for

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Speaker 1: boys that have no father? Gosh, that is heavy, man,

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01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:50,040
Speaker 1: That is heavy. I think about that stuff sometimes and

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01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:55,559
Speaker 1: I will tell you this. Do not buy them a gift,

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01:33:56,360 --> 01:33:59,120
Speaker 1: not like a physical gift, not a toy, not an iPad,

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01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:03,320
Speaker 1: not a video game, aim on anything like that. You

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01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:09,439
Speaker 1: present mom and the boys with. You can have an

1352
01:34:09,520 --> 01:34:13,760
Speaker 1: envelope where you describe it with an experience of some kind.

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01:34:14,320 --> 01:34:18,040
Speaker 1: You book a fishing trip for you and those boys.

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01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:22,759
Speaker 1: You book a gun safety class for you and those boys.

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01:34:23,400 --> 01:34:28,240
Speaker 1: You book some kind of manly experience where you will

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01:34:28,360 --> 01:34:31,679
Speaker 1: take them out, if it's for a day, a weekend,

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01:34:31,840 --> 01:34:37,240
Speaker 1: whatever the case. Maybe boys have to have a father figure.

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01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:41,920
Speaker 1: Boys without a father figure. That every single statistic proves it.

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01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:46,519
Speaker 1: Boys without a father figure are in serious trouble. And

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Speaker 1: I cannot imagine because a boy always has a longing

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01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,160
Speaker 1: for his father always. You always want your dad to

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01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,320
Speaker 1: love you and want to be around you and talk

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01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:56,519
Speaker 1: to you and spend time with you. You just want

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Speaker 1: that at all times. To have lost your father has

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01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:03,479
Speaker 1: to be devastating at that age. Forget about the gifts,

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01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:08,280
Speaker 1: forget about that. Give them an experience, even if it's

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01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:12,439
Speaker 1: just for a day. You them, Let's go out do

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Speaker 1: some man stuff, fish and kill something, shoot something, race,

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01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:20,759
Speaker 1: car driving, whatever the case. Maybe go out do something

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Speaker 1: fun and slightly dangerous. They'll remember it. That's the stuff boys.

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Speaker 1: Name Chris. If I told you I'm not a big

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Speaker 1: fan of the ATF. Have we had this conversation before?

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01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:38,600
Speaker 1: What do you hear what they're doing? I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: in a second. Yeah? Is he smarter than everyone who knows?

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Speaker 1: Does he think so? Yeah? The Jesse Kelly Shaw. One

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Speaker 1: in three adults has pre diabetes. One in three. That

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Speaker 1: means it could be you, your football buddy, your fruitball buddy,

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Speaker 1: or you your best man, your worst man. You you're

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Speaker 1: a dog walker, You're a cat jugger. While one in

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Speaker 1: three adults has pre diabetes. With early diagnosis, pre diabetes

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Speaker 1: can be reversed. Take the risk test at do I

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Speaker 1: have pre diabetes dot org? That's do I have pre

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Speaker 1: diabetes dot org? Wait? Did they just say one in

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Speaker 1: three adults has pre diabetes. That's thirty three point three

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Speaker 1: three three percent of adults. That means it could be

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Speaker 1: me my boss or my boss's boss, or me my

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Speaker 1: favorite sister or my other sister. That's seven members of

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Speaker 1: my twenty one person romantic book club. Wait, the one

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Speaker 1: in three could be me my karaoke partner Carol or

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Speaker 1: my karaoke enemy, Jeff. I'm going to take the risk

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Speaker 1: test it do. I have pre diabetes dot org brought

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Speaker 1: to you by the AD Council and it's pre Diabetes

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Speaker 1: Awareness Partners. Little name's Mark. And you mentioned about the

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Speaker 1: fun in the cocaine. Well, the thing is you're gonna

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01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:26,559
Speaker 1: be turning it over to the FBI. Now, you trust

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01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:29,280
Speaker 1: yourself more than the FBI to keep it off the street.

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Speaker 1: So what I would do is just destroy it because

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Speaker 1: I don't trust our FBI at the moment, they've shown

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Speaker 1: they are untrustworthy. So I would destroy it somehow someway

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Speaker 1: probably bury it with the whole bunch of dirt sand.

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01:37:44,439 --> 01:37:52,479
Speaker 1: But that's me. Oh that was uncomfortable, wasn't it? And

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01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:57,160
Speaker 1: where is he wrong? Where is he wrong? Eight seven

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Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three? It's the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Remember you can find me on social media.

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Speaker 1: I'm on all of them, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Parlor. I'm

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01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,320
Speaker 1: not joining anymore, Chris. They keep asking me, are you

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01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:14,000
Speaker 1: getting on this platform or that platform? No. I worked

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01:38:14,040 --> 01:38:16,160
Speaker 1: for a living. I can't possibly take the time to

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01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:18,200
Speaker 1: post on all these plus They're gonna kick me off

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01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:20,360
Speaker 1: all of them. Anyway. I've been suspended so many times.

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01:38:20,680 --> 01:38:22,639
Speaker 1: I can't even count how many times I've been suspended.

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01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:30,400
Speaker 1: At this point, I guess I'm offensive. Headline. ATF decision

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01:38:30,479 --> 01:38:33,599
Speaker 1: could lead to the biggest gun registration turn in effort

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01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:37,920
Speaker 1: in American history. The ATF published a notice on Thursday

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01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:40,640
Speaker 1: that could require millions of a R fifteen pistols and

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01:38:40,760 --> 01:38:44,479
Speaker 1: similar firearms, which are designed with braces that strapped to

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01:38:44,560 --> 01:38:49,360
Speaker 1: a shooter's forearm, to either to be either registered, turned in, destroyed,

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01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:52,360
Speaker 1: or dismantled. But the standards laid out for determining the

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01:38:52,439 --> 01:38:56,839
Speaker 1: device's legalities, such as caliber or wait, provide no objective measures,

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01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,559
Speaker 1: and the agency said it may also use undisclosed factors

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01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:10,479
Speaker 1: to judge the legality of devices. This is happening under

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01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:17,240
Speaker 1: a Republican president. Donald Trump is still president. When I

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01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:20,240
Speaker 1: tell you, you're more surrounded by the system now than

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01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:24,960
Speaker 1: you have ever been before. You are the people who

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01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:30,000
Speaker 1: have infected every single part of our cultural institutions. They're

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01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:34,920
Speaker 1: only getting bolder and bolder and bolder and bolder. And

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden, they can a stand in their way. Joe

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01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:41,280
Speaker 1: Biden in many cases, will encourage this kind of behavior.

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Speaker 1: You're not taking anything of mine. I'm not registering it.

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01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:50,519
Speaker 1: I'm not destroying it. I'm not dismantling it. Screw you,

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01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:54,360
Speaker 1: and the more corrupt you people look, the less inclined

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01:39:54,400 --> 01:39:57,560
Speaker 1: I am to want you having better arms than I have.

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01:39:58,040 --> 01:40:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't trust any of you, scumbad none of you.

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01:40:02,479 --> 01:40:05,400
Speaker 1: None of you. What have you done to prove to

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01:40:05,479 --> 01:40:11,360
Speaker 1: be trustworthy? No? Atf No, I don't think I'll be

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01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:18,920
Speaker 1: doing that. Dear doctor Shogun steals sombrero Oracle? What Chris

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01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:25,160
Speaker 1: Oracle of the airwaves? Thinking about your conversation today, it

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01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:28,280
Speaker 1: was Thursday with Brandon Darby and had a question about

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01:40:28,280 --> 01:40:32,960
Speaker 1: what we should do about Mexico. Do you think, given

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01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:35,960
Speaker 1: that Mexico presents a legitimate threat to the US, that

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01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:39,880
Speaker 1: we would be justified in taking over Mexico, destroying their

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01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:42,800
Speaker 1: government in the narcos, and then working to develop their

1443
01:40:42,840 --> 01:40:46,519
Speaker 1: middle class and raising their poor. How would you do it?

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01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:53,120
Speaker 1: How do you handle the inevitable international backlash? Here's the thing.

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01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:58,880
Speaker 1: We are about to have a tough conversation here. I

1446
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,639
Speaker 1: really meant what I said when I asked Brandon Darby

1447
01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,599
Speaker 1: about it. If you missed it. It's on yesterday's show.

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01:41:03,640 --> 01:41:07,440
Speaker 1: Every show's podcasted. Chris puts them up on iHeart, Google, Spotify.

1449
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:12,240
Speaker 1: They're all on iTunes. Remember subscribe on iTunes, leave a

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01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:16,559
Speaker 1: five star rating, and leave a review discussing how handsome

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01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:22,400
Speaker 1: I am. But remember this, it's not normal to have

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01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:26,120
Speaker 1: such a failed state right on your border, especially when

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01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:29,360
Speaker 1: you're so megapowerful. It's not normal, and the history of

1454
01:41:29,479 --> 01:41:34,320
Speaker 1: mankind really, what the inevitable thing to do would be

1455
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:40,880
Speaker 1: simply take it over. I personally see some problems with

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01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:46,400
Speaker 1: taking it over, but I'm not saying we shouldn't. Here's

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01:41:46,439 --> 01:41:49,960
Speaker 1: the main problem with taking it over. The main problem

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Speaker 1: is not just the international backlash. That would suck and

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01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:55,960
Speaker 1: you'd have sanctions and stuff like that, but no one

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01:41:55,960 --> 01:41:58,960
Speaker 1: would really do anything, because no one really does anything

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01:41:59,360 --> 01:42:02,479
Speaker 1: to powerful nations. And we all talk about how against

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01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:06,679
Speaker 1: against human rights violations we are today. Really China's running

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01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:10,599
Speaker 1: concentration camps. Anybody advocating for war, anybody, one person, Nope,

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01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:15,360
Speaker 1: you only care about human rights violations if you can

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01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:19,240
Speaker 1: stomp on some less powerful nation to solve them. You're

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01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:21,760
Speaker 1: not actually going to risk lives over it. So it's

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01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,960
Speaker 1: not like they do anything significant. But if you take

1468
01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:32,759
Speaker 1: over Mexico, here's your problem. One. Have you seen Central America?

1469
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:38,439
Speaker 1: If you take over Mexico, then your new border states

1470
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:42,320
Speaker 1: are just failed states, just like Mexico was. So you're

1471
01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:45,720
Speaker 1: gonna keep going all right, now, you take over Central America.

1472
01:42:46,760 --> 01:42:49,560
Speaker 1: Everything looking well down in South America. I don't know

1473
01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 1: if you've heard, they're having a tough time now there.

1474
01:42:53,280 --> 01:42:55,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna keep going and going and going until you've

1475
01:42:56,000 --> 01:42:57,840
Speaker 1: taken over all of them. So that's one, and that's

1476
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:03,599
Speaker 1: a look, that's a real problem. Two. And again, I'm

1477
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:06,880
Speaker 1: not saying I'm against taking over Mexico. I've long advocated

1478
01:43:06,920 --> 01:43:08,920
Speaker 1: for taking over Mexico because I love it so much.

1479
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:14,960
Speaker 1: Great food, great beer, great beaches, good natural resources. The

1480
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:20,120
Speaker 1: women are smoking hot. Mexico is awesome, good family values,

1481
01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:26,639
Speaker 1: I like. I love the place. But a takeover also

1482
01:43:26,920 --> 01:43:34,840
Speaker 1: means death a lot of it. See, these things are fun,

1483
01:43:34,880 --> 01:43:36,639
Speaker 1: and we're gonna make fun or we're gonna have fun

1484
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:38,640
Speaker 1: with it here too. But these things are fun. But

1485
01:43:38,800 --> 01:43:41,360
Speaker 1: remember when we talk about stuff like that, it's more

1486
01:43:41,439 --> 01:43:44,240
Speaker 1: than just you putting up a post on Facebook or Twitter.

1487
01:43:44,439 --> 01:43:47,439
Speaker 1: It's more than an email. You want to stomp in

1488
01:43:47,640 --> 01:43:52,240
Speaker 1: with the military and takeover. People are gonna die. Innocent

1489
01:43:52,320 --> 01:43:54,400
Speaker 1: people are gonna die. You can say, just take out

1490
01:43:54,479 --> 01:43:58,880
Speaker 1: the government, dude, it's war. Collateral damage is a real thing.

1491
01:43:59,160 --> 01:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Are you to see some dead Mexican kid hauled out

1492
01:44:02,920 --> 01:44:06,360
Speaker 1: of a building that you carpet bombed. That's heavy, it did.

1493
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:11,320
Speaker 1: I'm all about conquest. I believe it's the natural order

1494
01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:16,240
Speaker 1: of things, and frankly, taking over Mexico, I believe it

1495
01:44:16,360 --> 01:44:19,240
Speaker 1: would truly be the best thing for the Mexican people.

1496
01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:22,120
Speaker 1: I feel bad because I do love the Mexican people

1497
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:25,559
Speaker 1: so much, and they're just getting crepped on constantly, either

1498
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:28,040
Speaker 1: by the narcos or by the government or by the

1499
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:31,639
Speaker 1: fact that they work together. That's just that's terrible. Man.

1500
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:33,880
Speaker 1: You've heard Darby talk about it all the time. How

1501
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:38,880
Speaker 1: horrible would this be. Cops are the assassins half the

1502
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:42,240
Speaker 1: time for the cartels. They march in someplace and arrestue

1503
01:44:42,240 --> 01:44:43,560
Speaker 1: and then take you out and shoot you in the

1504
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:48,240
Speaker 1: back of the head. That's terrible. Think about living under

1505
01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:51,280
Speaker 1: that with no gun rights either. The best thing in

1506
01:44:51,360 --> 01:44:53,840
Speaker 1: the world for the country as a whole would be

1507
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:57,160
Speaker 1: us taking it over. It would be I just don't

1508
01:44:57,200 --> 01:44:59,800
Speaker 1: want people to lose sight of the fact that war

1509
01:45:00,240 --> 01:45:04,160
Speaker 1: is ugly and bloody and sad and a terrible, terrible thing.

1510
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:06,000
Speaker 1: This is why I tell people this all the time.

1511
01:45:06,080 --> 01:45:09,120
Speaker 1: When you'll get people, especially now more and more, I

1512
01:45:09,240 --> 01:45:12,680
Speaker 1: want a civil war. Let's go ahead and let's just

1513
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:14,559
Speaker 1: get in the streets and fight it out. I want

1514
01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:19,400
Speaker 1: a civil war, buddy. No you don't, No, you don't.

1515
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:24,240
Speaker 1: You really don't want anybody getting hurt in that way.

1516
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:29,880
Speaker 1: The goal should be either peace, either they lay down

1517
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:32,439
Speaker 1: their arms and choose to leave us alone. Or the

1518
01:45:32,560 --> 01:45:38,040
Speaker 1: goal should be a divorce, an amicable national divorce. You

1519
01:45:38,200 --> 01:45:40,880
Speaker 1: go have your commie states, all have my free states.

1520
01:45:41,120 --> 01:45:44,880
Speaker 1: Everything will be fine. That should be the goal. I mean,

1521
01:45:45,479 --> 01:45:48,479
Speaker 1: all that said, everybody knows the best thing for the

1522
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:51,439
Speaker 1: Mexican people would be us taking over the place. It

1523
01:45:51,479 --> 01:45:55,120
Speaker 1: would be make Mexico the fifty first state. And then

1524
01:45:55,160 --> 01:45:57,960
Speaker 1: it's Casadia time. Baby gosh, I'm starving now now I

1525
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:01,920
Speaker 1: need Mexican food, Chris. I wish everybody understood the glory

1526
01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:06,479
Speaker 1: of Mexican food. I'll tell you, Mexican food is better

1527
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:12,320
Speaker 1: than Italian food. Do you agree now? I wouldn't go

1528
01:46:12,439 --> 01:46:14,479
Speaker 1: that far Jewish producer Chris, let it be not. I

1529
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:17,880
Speaker 1: did not say this. Jewish producer. Chris did said Italian

1530
01:46:17,960 --> 01:46:22,040
Speaker 1: food is discount Mexican food. Right now, there's some Italian

1531
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:25,439
Speaker 1: woman hammering out an email to you, and you're going

1532
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:31,559
Speaker 1: to get destroyed. Jack. Those Italian women too, they're full

1533
01:46:31,640 --> 01:46:35,040
Speaker 1: of fire and some facial here. I'll quit. We can

1534
01:46:35,120 --> 01:46:38,800
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1539
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Speaker 1: Let's let's be honest. None of us are getting any younger.

1543
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Speaker 1: And I'm the made in the USA thing because b

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Speaker 1: best organics is made in the USA. Shouldn't we prioritize

1545
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Speaker 1: that now more? I mean, look around, shouldn't we prioritize

1546
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Speaker 1: American workers? American jobs now I know, I do don't

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1548
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Speaker 1: Jesse that actually gets you five percent off and a

1550
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Speaker 1: free lip bomb. I just want to deal in fact

1551
01:48:16,560 --> 01:48:18,680
Speaker 1: because there is so much speculation out there and there

1552
01:48:18,800 --> 01:48:21,920
Speaker 1: is zero evidence that Hunter Biden or Joe Biden did

1553
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:24,320
Speaker 1: anything wrong. Here we should note again you and I've

1554
01:48:24,320 --> 01:48:25,600
Speaker 1: said this in the air many times, there is no

1555
01:48:25,640 --> 01:48:27,599
Speaker 1: evidence that Joe Biden was, you know, involved in any

1556
01:48:27,640 --> 01:48:29,000
Speaker 1: wrong doing. Of course, I want to note that there

1557
01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 1: is no evidence that Joe Biden or Hunter Biden has

1558
01:48:31,960 --> 01:48:34,080
Speaker 1: done anything wrong. I just want to reiterate, and let's

1559
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:36,679
Speaker 1: be clear for the viewers. There is no evidence Biden

1560
01:48:36,800 --> 01:48:39,720
Speaker 1: did anything wrong. I'll not again because it's important. There

1561
01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 1: is no I repeat no, there is no evidence that

1562
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:45,559
Speaker 1: either Biden did anything illegal. There has been no evidence,

1563
01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:48,120
Speaker 1: there was no evidence, there's no evidence, there is no evidence.

1564
01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:52,080
Speaker 1: There's not an iota of evidenced anything wrong. There's really

1565
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:55,080
Speaker 1: no evidence that Joe Biden did anything wrong. If nobody's

1566
01:48:55,120 --> 01:49:00,560
Speaker 1: ever accused that, I mean, there's no evidence whatsoever that

1567
01:49:00,680 --> 01:49:03,720
Speaker 1: Joe Biden did anything wrong. Got that Joe Biden did

1568
01:49:03,840 --> 01:49:08,360
Speaker 1: nothing wrong. Hunter Biden did nothing wrong. Biden's secret emails

1569
01:49:08,479 --> 01:49:11,280
Speaker 1: a really fishy story. The Post claimed that the emails

1570
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:13,920
Speaker 1: were found on a laptop computer that was brought to

1571
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:16,639
Speaker 1: a repair shop in Delaware in the spring of twenty nineteen.

1572
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:19,200
Speaker 1: The FBI is now investigating whether those alleged Hunter Biden

1573
01:49:19,240 --> 01:49:23,200
Speaker 1: emails are actually connected to a larger foreign intelligence operation.

1574
01:49:23,320 --> 01:49:27,040
Speaker 1: They may be related to a foreign intelligence operation, foreign

1575
01:49:27,280 --> 01:49:32,840
Speaker 1: intelligence operation, foreign intelligence, foreign intelligence, foreign intelligence operation. For

1576
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:36,000
Speaker 1: all we know, these emails are made up. The information

1577
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:40,280
Speaker 1: found on the laptop maybe part of a Russian disinformation campaign,

1578
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:44,840
Speaker 1: part of a Russian disinformation effort, described by many intelligence

1579
01:49:44,880 --> 01:49:48,000
Speaker 1: experts as having hallmarks, all the hallmarks, rather all the

1580
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:52,200
Speaker 1: hallmarks of a Russian for Russian Russian disinformation Russian disinformation,

1581
01:49:52,320 --> 01:49:55,000
Speaker 1: disinformation campaign. This is a classic example of the right

1582
01:49:55,040 --> 01:49:58,400
Speaker 1: wing media machine. Don't drag the intelligence community into this.

1583
01:49:58,680 --> 01:50:02,559
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's laptop not part of some Russian disinformation campaign.

1584
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:06,440
Speaker 1: The intelligence community doesn't believe that, because there's no intelligence

1585
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:17,240
Speaker 1: that supports that. Never forget who brings you the news. Ever,

1586
01:50:17,439 --> 01:50:22,000
Speaker 1: forget who brings you the news. I swear doing the

1587
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:24,040
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show might be the most fun I've ever

1588
01:50:24,120 --> 01:50:26,360
Speaker 1: had in my entire life. I can't believe they let

1589
01:50:26,439 --> 01:50:29,400
Speaker 1: us just screw off all day Fridays. This is what

1590
01:50:29,600 --> 01:50:31,840
Speaker 1: this is what I asked, Doctor Jesse. Fridays have become

1591
01:50:32,000 --> 01:50:34,920
Speaker 1: eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven three

1592
01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:39,200
Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot Com asked, Doctor Jesse,

1593
01:50:39,360 --> 01:50:42,880
Speaker 1: Fridays have become something that we start looking forward to

1594
01:50:43,120 --> 01:50:46,200
Speaker 1: all week. You send in your questions all week, and

1595
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:49,479
Speaker 1: we're banking them. I wake up a Thursday night when

1596
01:50:49,520 --> 01:50:51,439
Speaker 1: I'm done with the Thursday Show, I go home getting

1597
01:50:51,439 --> 01:50:53,640
Speaker 1: ready for Friday. I told the wife about it last night.

1598
01:50:53,680 --> 01:50:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm like Tomorrow's, asked Doctor Jesse Friday. All right, try

1599
01:50:59,160 --> 01:51:03,800
Speaker 1: to churn and burn these things, doctor Jesse, Will you

1600
01:51:03,920 --> 01:51:07,800
Speaker 1: indorse the plan to release hippos into the Louisiana Bayous

1601
01:51:07,960 --> 01:51:12,960
Speaker 1: in nineteen ten, also endorsed by Teddy Roosevelt, Frederick Russell Burnham,

1602
01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:15,640
Speaker 1: who was the inspiration for India Jones and the New

1603
01:51:15,760 --> 01:51:18,640
Speaker 1: York Times. They would have eaten. Invasive plants have been

1604
01:51:18,720 --> 01:51:21,360
Speaker 1: farmed for their meat, which apparently tastes like bacon with

1605
01:51:21,439 --> 01:51:26,000
Speaker 1: the consistency of beef beef. Oh my. The bill failed

1606
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:28,240
Speaker 1: by one vote in the House, but with the showgun

1607
01:51:28,360 --> 01:51:34,200
Speaker 1: leading the charge, it would definitely pass this time. I'm

1608
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:36,719
Speaker 1: going to offend a bunch of people right now, especially

1609
01:51:36,760 --> 01:51:44,799
Speaker 1: the animal rights people. I find softness towards animal plague

1610
01:51:44,960 --> 01:51:48,840
Speaker 1: problems to be ridiculous. And I'm not an animal like

1611
01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:51,759
Speaker 1: cruelty guy. I grew up hunting and fishing. You wound

1612
01:51:51,800 --> 01:51:53,960
Speaker 1: an animal, you hunt them down, you finish off the animal.

1613
01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't like animals suffering. These people. You know, you've

1614
01:51:57,200 --> 01:51:59,880
Speaker 1: see these people abusing dogs, throw them in a d

1615
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:02,360
Speaker 1: dark cool I'm not. I'm not an animal Abu Scott,

1616
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:05,320
Speaker 1: but I remember, I'll never forget it. There was this town.

1617
01:52:05,439 --> 01:52:07,120
Speaker 1: We did a story on it. Gosh, this must have

1618
01:52:07,160 --> 01:52:10,400
Speaker 1: been a year ago. There was this town and they

1619
01:52:10,439 --> 01:52:14,800
Speaker 1: were plagued, absolutely plagued by I believe they were peacocks,

1620
01:52:15,479 --> 01:52:18,879
Speaker 1: plagued by peacocks. The peacocks would peck at the cars,

1621
01:52:19,160 --> 01:52:23,640
Speaker 1: They're damaging property. Flocks and flocks and flocks of peacocks

1622
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:28,040
Speaker 1: just assaulting these townspeople and their vehicles and their property.

1623
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:31,720
Speaker 1: And I read the story and I was absolutely dumbfounded.

1624
01:52:32,200 --> 01:52:38,120
Speaker 1: Dumbfounded that we've become this soft or this helpless um.

1625
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:41,280
Speaker 1: Go get a bunch of shotguns and kill all the

1626
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:44,800
Speaker 1: peacocks if you like, if it makes you feel better

1627
01:52:44,840 --> 01:52:47,720
Speaker 1: about yourself, clean and dress the peacocks, and do a

1628
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:50,600
Speaker 1: big bird giveaway to the homeless or something like that.

1629
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:53,000
Speaker 1: Do a big peacock cookout. I don't even know if

1630
01:52:53,080 --> 01:52:54,920
Speaker 1: you can eat them. But what do you mean the

1631
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:58,080
Speaker 1: town is plagued by peacocks? Do they have machine guns?

1632
01:52:58,439 --> 01:53:01,200
Speaker 1: Is there's some reason you can't hand to a peacock problem.

1633
01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:04,439
Speaker 1: If you have a hippo problem somewhere where hippos aren't

1634
01:53:04,439 --> 01:53:07,080
Speaker 1: supposed to be, line them up and shoot them in

1635
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:10,639
Speaker 1: the forehead, dig up their meat, Like I said, feel

1636
01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:12,640
Speaker 1: free to feed the homeless or something like that with

1637
01:53:12,760 --> 01:53:16,560
Speaker 1: the meat. But I'm always floored by these animal problems

1638
01:53:17,439 --> 01:53:21,160
Speaker 1: and these idiotic activists who ruin everything. They did. This

1639
01:53:21,320 --> 01:53:24,519
Speaker 1: up in Montana when I was a kid, we used

1640
01:53:24,560 --> 01:53:26,720
Speaker 1: to go down to Yellowstone National Park. I was growing

1641
01:53:26,760 --> 01:53:30,560
Speaker 1: up in Montana and Yellowstone National Park was it was.

1642
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:34,120
Speaker 1: It was unreal with the wildlife you would see. You

1643
01:53:34,160 --> 01:53:36,240
Speaker 1: would drive for hours to take hours to drive to

1644
01:53:36,360 --> 01:53:38,840
Speaker 1: Yellowstone and you go see Old Faithful and stuff like that.

1645
01:53:39,720 --> 01:53:42,720
Speaker 1: But you would have to consistently stop for herds of

1646
01:53:42,840 --> 01:53:44,920
Speaker 1: buffalo to cross in front of you. You felt like

1647
01:53:44,960 --> 01:53:47,400
Speaker 1: you were in the Old West, elk and deer and

1648
01:53:47,520 --> 01:53:49,400
Speaker 1: just the most beautiful thing in the world from what

1649
01:53:49,520 --> 01:53:52,559
Speaker 1: I understand. Obviously, there's still plenty of wildlife, but it's

1650
01:53:52,600 --> 01:53:55,200
Speaker 1: a tiny fraction of what it used to be. Why

1651
01:53:55,920 --> 01:54:00,560
Speaker 1: because they chose to reintroduce wolves into the air and

1652
01:54:00,800 --> 01:54:04,240
Speaker 1: not let people hunt the wolves. Well, wolves are they're

1653
01:54:04,280 --> 01:54:09,680
Speaker 1: pretty much my favorite creature. But they are killing machines. Machines.

1654
01:54:10,120 --> 01:54:15,240
Speaker 1: They are highly, highly intelligent, highly coordinated pack animals. They

1655
01:54:15,320 --> 01:54:18,240
Speaker 1: can take down a full grown moose and do often.

1656
01:54:18,800 --> 01:54:21,519
Speaker 1: They are killing machines. They will wipe out entire herds

1657
01:54:21,520 --> 01:54:23,320
Speaker 1: because they'll go get all the kids and then the

1658
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:28,200
Speaker 1: herd can't reproduce fast enough. They have destroyed whole animal

1659
01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:31,679
Speaker 1: populations out there, which is okay. I mean, I don't

1660
01:54:31,680 --> 01:54:34,240
Speaker 1: mind the wolves doing something, but then you have to

1661
01:54:34,320 --> 01:54:37,839
Speaker 1: allow people to hunt them. We have this thing with animals,

1662
01:54:38,000 --> 01:54:40,800
Speaker 1: especially like we talked about yesterday, animals. People think you're

1663
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:44,000
Speaker 1: cute animals, People like, I mean, you like wolves, don't

1664
01:54:44,000 --> 01:54:46,040
Speaker 1: you love wolves? I love wolves. I love them. What

1665
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:49,600
Speaker 1: a beautiful, awesome creature. So the thought of killing one,

1666
01:54:49,680 --> 01:54:53,480
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you have to kill them. I don't

1667
01:54:53,600 --> 01:54:56,120
Speaker 1: understand why you need to do anything with the hippos.

1668
01:54:56,520 --> 01:54:58,640
Speaker 1: Shoot them in the head, all of them, and get

1669
01:54:58,760 --> 01:55:02,040
Speaker 1: rid of them. They're not native here. I don't understand

1670
01:55:02,120 --> 01:55:05,640
Speaker 1: why you have a peacock problem. It's a bird. Go

1671
01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:09,120
Speaker 1: blow its head off and eat it or throw it away.

1672
01:55:09,160 --> 01:55:11,920
Speaker 1: I don't care. You mean to tell me with all

1673
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Speaker 1: the advancements, we are getting taken over by birds, Come on,

1674
01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:23,880
Speaker 1: doctor Jesse. Would you rather wake up with two extra

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01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:33,400
Speaker 1: fully functional arms or an extra functional leg? And that's tough,

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01:55:34,120 --> 01:55:39,080
Speaker 1: I think. I think if he'd said two extra functional legs,

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01:55:39,120 --> 01:55:41,160
Speaker 1: I would have definitely gone that route. But I bet

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01:55:41,200 --> 01:55:43,320
Speaker 1: you that's why he didn't go, because you could run

1679
01:55:43,440 --> 01:55:45,640
Speaker 1: like the wind with four legs. You'd be what are

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01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:48,520
Speaker 1: those Greek things, Chris? Minotaur? Is that what I'm thinking of? Minotaur?

1681
01:55:48,800 --> 01:55:50,560
Speaker 1: Look up? Minutaur? I think that's what it is. Where

1682
01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:56,280
Speaker 1: you have the horse body and the man head. Look up,

1683
01:55:56,320 --> 01:56:03,960
Speaker 1: it's either minotaur or centaur. Whatever. One extra leg. I'm

1684
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:06,200
Speaker 1: trying to think of what good one extra leg would do.

1685
01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:09,360
Speaker 1: Maybe you could sit on it like you'd have a

1686
01:56:09,480 --> 01:56:11,640
Speaker 1: walking stool, but then it would have to come out

1687
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:14,520
Speaker 1: like a tail. See the problem with the extra leg

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01:56:14,760 --> 01:56:16,640
Speaker 1: is it I've certainly I'm not going to be vulgar here,

1689
01:56:16,720 --> 01:56:19,480
Speaker 1: but you have to figure out where you want the

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01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:22,720
Speaker 1: extra leg. If it comes out the back, it looks

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01:56:22,800 --> 01:56:25,440
Speaker 1: like a tail. If you have the extra leg that

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01:56:25,560 --> 01:56:29,080
Speaker 1: comes out the front, that's going to promote some real

1693
01:56:29,160 --> 01:56:33,600
Speaker 1: awkward conversations out there. Everybody knows what I'm talking about, Jesse.

1694
01:56:33,760 --> 01:56:36,880
Speaker 1: I see you got an elephant tusk there. That's our

1695
01:56:36,920 --> 01:56:40,480
Speaker 1: elephant snout whatever they call that thing. You know, we're

1696
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:43,400
Speaker 1: gonna move on from this. But at two extra arms,

1697
01:56:44,200 --> 01:56:46,880
Speaker 1: that would be kind of sweet, right If it would

1698
01:56:46,920 --> 01:56:49,680
Speaker 1: take you a long time though, to get mentally coordinated

1699
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:53,840
Speaker 1: to use them all at once. No, it would it be.

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01:56:54,040 --> 01:56:57,120
Speaker 1: It would be awesome. You know where the two extra

1701
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:02,320
Speaker 1: arms would really come into play. Not cooking, Chris, I'm married,

1702
01:57:03,200 --> 01:57:06,000
Speaker 1: doesn't do any good for me. Where two extra arms

1703
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:11,640
Speaker 1: would come into play. Eating while you're driving, you could sit,

1704
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:15,120
Speaker 1: you could order an entire meal and be totally safe.

1705
01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,160
Speaker 1: Eyes on the road, two hands on the wheel, and

1706
01:57:18,360 --> 01:57:21,160
Speaker 1: just be mowing you're jack in the box on the way. Gosh,

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01:57:21,280 --> 01:57:24,560
Speaker 1: now I want two arms. Dang it, all right, I'm

1708
01:57:24,600 --> 01:57:27,960
Speaker 1: gonna try to turn through the rest of them. I

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Speaker 1: missed out. Catch up Jesse Kelly show dot com. Wake

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Speaker 1: up and text, Text and eat, Text and catch the bus,

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Speaker 1: Text and miss your stop. Wait, Text and be late

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Speaker 1: to work sorryly, Text and work, Text and pretend to work,

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Speaker 1: Text and x surprised when someone calls you out for

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Speaker 1: not working. Text and meet up with a friend you

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Speaker 1: haven't seen in forever. Oh, Text and complain that they're

1716
01:58:28,960 --> 01:58:32,480
Speaker 1: on their phone the whole time. Text and listen to them,

1717
01:58:32,520 --> 01:58:37,440
Speaker 1: complain that you're on your phone the whole time. Text

1718
01:58:37,520 --> 01:58:40,760
Speaker 1: and whatever. But when you get behind the wheel, give

1719
01:58:40,800 --> 01:58:43,400
Speaker 1: your phone to a passenger, put it in the glove box.

1720
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Speaker 1: Just don't text and drive the said stop texts stop

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Speaker 1: rex dot org. A public service announcement brought to you

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Speaker 1: Remember that the people who get COVID face minimal challenges whatsoever.

1724
01:59:14,440 --> 01:59:16,480
Speaker 1: The only time we run into challenges is when we

1725
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Speaker 1: have hospital when we start running out of hospital beds.

1726
01:59:19,600 --> 01:59:23,320
Speaker 1: What this vaccine will be able to achieve is in

1727
01:59:23,440 --> 01:59:25,560
Speaker 1: the short run, be able to treat the types of

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01:59:25,640 --> 01:59:28,120
Speaker 1: patients who would be most likely to need a hospital

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01:59:28,200 --> 01:59:30,720
Speaker 1: bed and most likely to lose their lives. And so

1730
01:59:30,880 --> 01:59:34,320
Speaker 1: I think that you will see very significant results coming

1731
01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:37,960
Speaker 1: from that. Second. One thing that has been clearly apparent,

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01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:41,760
Speaker 1: and that is there's been no governmental leader anywhere who's

1733
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:44,240
Speaker 1: been able to figure out how COVID works. One thing

1734
01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:47,000
Speaker 1: that we've seen, for example, is we've seen these massive

1735
01:59:47,040 --> 01:59:50,280
Speaker 1: shutdowns of businesses in California that have led to only

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01:59:50,560 --> 01:59:54,840
Speaker 1: a greater spike in the spread of COVID nineteen. California

1737
01:59:54,880 --> 01:59:57,080
Speaker 1: has some of the toughest shutdowns that we have in

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01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:59,920
Speaker 1: the United States of America, and yet they are skyrocket

1739
02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:03,600
Speaker 1: and leading the United States and the number of cases. Oftentimes,

1740
02:00:03,680 --> 02:00:06,280
Speaker 1: when you do have shutdowns, you have people going to homes,

1741
02:00:06,320 --> 02:00:08,640
Speaker 1: and one thing that we've learned now is that one

1742
02:00:08,680 --> 02:00:11,520
Speaker 1: of the places where COVID nineteen is spreading the fastest

1743
02:00:11,600 --> 02:00:14,240
Speaker 1: and causing the greatest problems is in the home setting.

1744
02:00:14,480 --> 02:00:16,600
Speaker 1: So the fact of the matter is it is time

1745
02:00:16,680 --> 02:00:20,040
Speaker 1: to put behind us shutdowns. No more shutdowns. We need

1746
02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:22,920
Speaker 1: to focus on opening up businesses. One thing that we

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Speaker 1: know today is there. Every adult in the state of

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Speaker 1: Texas knows exactly what COVID nineteen is. They know how

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02:00:29,600 --> 02:00:31,880
Speaker 1: to protect themselves from it, they know how to prevent

1750
02:00:31,960 --> 02:00:35,680
Speaker 1: spreading it. Every adult in Texas has the responsibility to

1751
02:00:35,800 --> 02:00:38,760
Speaker 1: follow the safe practices as we continue to work our

1752
02:00:38,800 --> 02:00:40,920
Speaker 1: way out of this. If they do that, we can

1753
02:00:41,000 --> 02:00:44,480
Speaker 1: contain COVID nineteen while we continue the process of vaccinating

1754
02:00:44,520 --> 02:00:47,600
Speaker 1: our fellow Texans and continue to open up. People's lives

1755
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:51,000
Speaker 1: have been crushed, and their pocketbooks and their ability to

1756
02:00:51,080 --> 02:00:53,160
Speaker 1: pay the rent and put foot on the table has

1757
02:00:53,240 --> 02:00:57,760
Speaker 1: been harmed because of the shutdowns. And so no, we

1758
02:00:57,840 --> 02:01:03,520
Speaker 1: will not have any more shutdowns in Texas. I mean,

1759
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:08,240
Speaker 1: credit where it's due to Governor Abbot, But where was that,

1760
02:01:08,920 --> 02:01:12,000
Speaker 1: like a year ago, eight months ago, nine months ago,

1761
02:01:12,080 --> 02:01:18,360
Speaker 1: where was that? I see, this is my problem. And

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02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm really not trying to just ride Governor Abbot or

1763
02:01:21,520 --> 02:01:23,920
Speaker 1: any other governor into the ground. But here's my problem.

1764
02:01:24,920 --> 02:01:28,120
Speaker 1: I see this so often from Republicans and it drives

1765
02:01:28,160 --> 02:01:33,800
Speaker 1: me absolutely up the wall. Where were you when it

1766
02:01:33,960 --> 02:01:37,440
Speaker 1: was tough to take that position? I know where I was.

1767
02:01:37,680 --> 02:01:42,000
Speaker 1: Everybody listening right now knows exactly where I was out

1768
02:01:42,040 --> 02:01:46,000
Speaker 1: there taking bullets for the cause back when it was

1769
02:01:46,240 --> 02:01:51,360
Speaker 1: real uncomfortable to be anti lockdown. Why do I have

1770
02:01:51,560 --> 02:01:54,000
Speaker 1: to wait for it to be easy for you to

1771
02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:58,560
Speaker 1: take the right position? Republicans constantly do this. They'll come

1772
02:01:58,640 --> 02:02:02,280
Speaker 1: to the right position as soon as it gets easy,

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02:02:02,360 --> 02:02:07,120
Speaker 1: and not before. That's not leadership, that's following. That's doing

1774
02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:11,560
Speaker 1: what everyone else is doing. If you look around and

1775
02:02:11,640 --> 02:02:15,400
Speaker 1: you're doing what everyone else is doing, you're not leading anything.

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02:02:15,480 --> 02:02:19,320
Speaker 1: Pal All right, hurry up, Chris, you don't have many left.

1777
02:02:19,520 --> 02:02:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm hurrying, dear doctor Jesse. Secession, secession, and shut up

1778
02:02:25,840 --> 02:02:28,280
Speaker 1: is an interesting topic to discuss and a welcome sight

1779
02:02:28,360 --> 02:02:30,720
Speaker 1: for many people on the right. If we were to

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02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:33,240
Speaker 1: secede from the Union, it wouldn't be long until Democrat

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02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:37,040
Speaker 1: states came crawling back to us, simply because how Democrats

1782
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:40,440
Speaker 1: states can survive with little tax revenue. I'm assuming most

1783
02:02:40,480 --> 02:02:42,800
Speaker 1: Americans will want to live in a more free, tax

1784
02:02:42,920 --> 02:02:50,640
Speaker 1: friendly Republican states. Let me clarify something here. Don't fool

1785
02:02:50,720 --> 02:02:53,920
Speaker 1: yourself into thinking most Americans will want to live in

1786
02:02:54,000 --> 02:03:00,480
Speaker 1: a more free, tax friendly Republican place. You do. If

1787
02:03:00,520 --> 02:03:02,720
Speaker 1: you listen right now, if you're listening to my words,

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02:03:02,800 --> 02:03:07,640
Speaker 1: you probably do, and I do. What percentage of the

1789
02:03:07,720 --> 02:03:09,600
Speaker 1: country did you see pick up their stuff and go

1790
02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:14,280
Speaker 1: home as soon as the government told them to A

1791
02:03:14,400 --> 02:03:19,880
Speaker 1: high percentage, right, a high percentage. I'm dead serious about

1792
02:03:19,920 --> 02:03:23,920
Speaker 1: the American divorce thing. But don't fool yourself. There will

1793
02:03:24,000 --> 02:03:29,920
Speaker 1: be lots and lots of lots of Americans people you know,

1794
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:33,600
Speaker 1: who will want to live in theirs. They will, they

1795
02:03:33,680 --> 02:03:36,040
Speaker 1: will want to live in theirs. That's just a fact.

1796
02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:39,960
Speaker 1: And they're not going to come crawling back. Leftists don't

1797
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:48,040
Speaker 1: come crawling back and ask leftists take. Leftists take. That's

1798
02:03:48,080 --> 02:03:50,600
Speaker 1: the major That's the huge hang up with this whole thing.

1799
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,760
Speaker 1: That is the huge hang up with it. The second

1800
02:03:53,840 --> 02:03:57,040
Speaker 1: we separate and settle down, if we're doing well, they're

1801
02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:59,360
Speaker 1: gonna look and think, who I want that? Let's go

1802
02:03:59,480 --> 02:04:04,120
Speaker 1: take that back. We're gonna want that. Do your supreme oracle,

1803
02:04:04,240 --> 02:04:08,360
Speaker 1: Kelly with the greatest sombrero in the land. I was wondering,

1804
02:04:08,440 --> 02:04:10,600
Speaker 1: what is the absolute worst thing you have ever eaten?

1805
02:04:11,960 --> 02:04:14,880
Speaker 1: Something so putrid and disgraceful that you could tell a

1806
02:04:15,000 --> 02:04:17,760
Speaker 1: ten minute story about it. I want to feel sick

1807
02:04:17,960 --> 02:04:24,040
Speaker 1: just from hearing it over the air. I'm not I'm

1808
02:04:24,080 --> 02:04:27,160
Speaker 1: gonna disappoint you. I'm not a gross food guy. If

1809
02:04:27,240 --> 02:04:30,880
Speaker 1: something looks or sounds gross, that doesn't fascinate me at all.

1810
02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:34,000
Speaker 1: Now I will do that with spicy food on occasion.

1811
02:04:34,600 --> 02:04:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge an old please melt my face off.

1812
02:04:37,280 --> 02:04:38,960
Speaker 1: But if you tell me, oh, be careful with this,

1813
02:04:39,080 --> 02:04:40,880
Speaker 1: it's really hot, that's gonna make me want to try

1814
02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:44,640
Speaker 1: it more. If you're oh, here, try some fried monkey balls,

1815
02:04:45,000 --> 02:04:48,520
Speaker 1: that's no good, I'm okay. They sell them up in

1816
02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:51,560
Speaker 1: Montana all the time. They're called Rocky Mountain oysters. They're

1817
02:04:51,600 --> 02:04:55,480
Speaker 1: cowballs that I'm not making that up. They are. They're cowballs,

1818
02:04:55,480 --> 02:04:58,640
Speaker 1: I swear, and people eat them up there. It's a delicacy,

1819
02:04:58,880 --> 02:05:03,440
Speaker 1: a dude, not, no, no, absolutely not. The grossest thing

1820
02:05:03,560 --> 02:05:06,920
Speaker 1: probably I've had, with the exception of vegetables of any kind,

1821
02:05:08,240 --> 02:05:11,320
Speaker 1: is in Thailand. We had to do this training is

1822
02:05:11,400 --> 02:05:13,000
Speaker 1: jungle welfare training. I'm not going to go into it

1823
02:05:13,160 --> 02:05:16,280
Speaker 1: right now, but we had to. They had this hideous,

1824
02:05:16,640 --> 02:05:22,600
Speaker 1: hideous thie hard liquor and they brought out this cobra

1825
02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:46,520
Speaker 1: hang on, I'll finish this, and just a said no

1826
02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:51,120
Speaker 1: word in English language is less convincing than probably are

1827
02:05:51,240 --> 02:05:54,960
Speaker 1: you sure, we should get matching tattoos on our first date. Sure,

1828
02:05:55,320 --> 02:06:00,520
Speaker 1: and we'll probably stay together. Probably. It's been twenty three

1829
02:06:00,560 --> 02:06:04,800
Speaker 1: minutes since I ate. I can probably swim. You should

1830
02:06:04,840 --> 02:06:07,680
Speaker 1: wait thirty minutes, okay, I don't tell me what to do.

1831
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Speaker 1: Candid cramp, Oh, I have a cramp. I can probably

1832
02:06:16,760 --> 02:06:23,280
Speaker 1: hit the green from here? Probably? Can I get a

1833
02:06:23,360 --> 02:06:27,880
Speaker 1: mulligan ready to go? Hey, are you sure you're okay

1834
02:06:27,960 --> 02:06:32,920
Speaker 1: to drive? Yeah? I'm pretty sober. Yeah, I'm probably okay.

1835
02:06:34,520 --> 02:06:38,440
Speaker 1: Probably okay. Isn't okay? Especially when it comes to drinking

1836
02:06:38,480 --> 02:06:41,200
Speaker 1: and driving. If you're drinking, call a cab, a car,

1837
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Speaker 1: or a friend. Buzz driving is drunk driving. A message

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Speaker 1: this training and tiling where you go out jungle training.

1840
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Speaker 1: Enough time to go into all of it today. But

1841
02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,600
Speaker 1: we did this training in Thailand and they had this

1842
02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:07,440
Speaker 1: disgusting taie liquor. I don't remember what it was. Maybe

1843
02:07:07,520 --> 02:07:09,840
Speaker 1: it was a whiskey of some kind. It was so gross,

1844
02:07:09,920 --> 02:07:13,480
Speaker 1: it was rancidly gross, and they had this ceremony. It

1845
02:07:13,640 --> 02:07:16,480
Speaker 1: was it was sacred to them where they would go

1846
02:07:16,600 --> 02:07:19,200
Speaker 1: out and they would bring this gigantic cobra, Yes, a

1847
02:07:19,320 --> 02:07:23,280
Speaker 1: real deadly cobra, and they would do the dance thing

1848
02:07:23,480 --> 02:07:25,880
Speaker 1: with it, only instead of like the snake charming dance,

1849
02:07:26,160 --> 02:07:29,080
Speaker 1: the guy would would would kind of dance around it

1850
02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:31,400
Speaker 1: and touch its head and push its head into the ground,

1851
02:07:31,400 --> 02:07:33,640
Speaker 1: and the cobra would would rear its head up. I mean,

1852
02:07:33,640 --> 02:07:35,800
Speaker 1: it was dangerous. And we're all in this gigantic circle

1853
02:07:35,840 --> 02:07:38,440
Speaker 1: watching him do it, and this is sacred ceremony to him.

1854
02:07:38,560 --> 02:07:42,040
Speaker 1: And finally at the end he traps the head down

1855
02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:45,560
Speaker 1: and chops its head off with a machete. They take

1856
02:07:45,640 --> 02:07:50,520
Speaker 1: the cobra blood and squirt the cobra blood into this disgusting,

1857
02:07:51,000 --> 02:07:55,480
Speaker 1: disgusting liquor and this gigantic jar, and they pass it around.

1858
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:58,240
Speaker 1: You pass it around the circle, and all the warriors

1859
02:07:58,320 --> 02:08:01,400
Speaker 1: who are there drink at the top, eyes, the marines, everybody.

1860
02:08:03,240 --> 02:08:07,360
Speaker 1: There were men vomiting. It was we could all drink.

1861
02:08:07,560 --> 02:08:09,560
Speaker 1: There were men vomiting. It was the worst thing you've

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02:08:09,600 --> 02:08:13,400
Speaker 1: ever tasted in your life. All right, it was an

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Speaker 1: app It was an awesome Ask doctor Jesse Friday, you'd

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Speaker 1: be safe this weekend. Keep your chin up. That's all

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Speaker 1: big water of money. Hey, am, I give her one

1879
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Speaker 1: hundred hours. If you're with the mob, I say, hey, Jordan,

1880
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Speaker 1: you're on record with us. That means we protect you.

1881
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Speaker 1: Nobody could shake you down. We could shake you down. Oh,

1882
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Speaker 1: you're on record with us. For more on how Jack

1883
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Speaker 1: became so trusted in the highest levels of the Gambino organization,

1884
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Speaker 1: check out episode three ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger

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Speaker 1: Show