1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: I became a millionaire overnight and lost everything that actually mattered? 2 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: Part two? 3 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: So did we just leave off with him saying he's 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 2: afraid to spend a shingle dime of his money? 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,320 Speaker 1: I know, right, you'd think that becoming a millionaire would 6 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: be a dream come true, but not for this guy. 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,440 Speaker 1: It's inheriting too much drama Week on the Okay Storytime podcast, 8 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: and this is part two of I became a millionaire 9 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: overnight and lost everything that actually mattered? Okay to go 10 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,479 Speaker 1: to last week left off in part one, Hope, he 11 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: just inherited a fortune overnight after losing his mom. But 12 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 1: instead of celebrating, he's spiraling. We're talking about his girlfriend's 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 1: siblings suddenly coming out of the woodwork, one needing legal help, 14 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: another expecting him to bankroll a whole stay at home lifestyle, 15 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: and a third who never gave him the time of day, 16 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 1: suddenly sliding into his DMS. But here's the kicker. Ope, 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: he actually sat down with his sister, made a plan, 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: set up a trust, and his girlfriend seemed to be 19 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: totally on his side. So the big question is did 20 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: the prenup actually protect him or did the money end 21 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: up destroying everything. Anyway, let's dive into Part two and 22 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: find out. But first a quick two minute break for 23 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: the sponsors keeping this show afloat. And despite all of 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: the Reddit warnings I received, I spread the wealth amongst 25 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: her family. Yeah. It turns out, however, that she was 26 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: not who I thought she was, and I was not 27 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,760 Speaker 1: who she thought I was, as she decided to attract 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 1: a boyfriend during our marriage, and she paid for the 29 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: routings through my account. 30 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 2: A thousand year curse upon you and your lineage. 31 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 3: One thousand year curse. 32 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 2: A thousand years I cast. 33 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: To say I hit a low would be an understatement. However, 34 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: I am still good friends with my brother in law 35 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 1: and he has shown me nothing but gratitude for my 36 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: helping his growing family in the ensuing years. Was he 37 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: the one who wanted the stay at home wife? 38 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 2: Is this Terry with thinking you're gonna make my wife 39 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 2: a stay at home lady? 40 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? Terry's like, yeah, my sister shucks. Please keep paying 41 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: for my stay at home wife. 42 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, keep it there, please. 43 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: I don't like about my sister. I love him and 44 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: I hope to keep him close for the rest of 45 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: my life. Just imagining you're paying Terry to keep him close. 46 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 2: Like physically, like directly next to you. 47 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,399 Speaker 1: Kerry, I pay you two hundred dollars every day you're 48 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: not supposed to leave my side. 49 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 2: It's not even that much money just to keep by, 50 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 2: less than six figures to literally be glued next to somebody. Yeah, 51 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 2: bless a little low for me. 52 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: Also, during the grieving period of my mother's passing, I 53 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,840 Speaker 1: was sued by my stepfather as he contested the will 54 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: and my brother sided with him. You cannot catch a break. 55 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: So for what felt like an eternity, I was fighting 56 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: against my brother and stepfather, footing ridiculous legal bills and 57 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: going through one of the hardest seasons of my life. Eventually, 58 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 1: they the gods of old they lost, and I was 59 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,760 Speaker 1: suddenly quite single against my will, but had quite a 60 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: bit of wealth. Well you had that before after all 61 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: the legal problems thanks to my incredible attorneys during my 62 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 1: divorce and being sued A bottom motorcycle and oh allah 63 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: my hero Neil Pert, and Allah my Neil, my Neil, 64 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: Alla my. 65 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 2: Neil herobards a. 66 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: And Alla my Hero Neil Pert. All right, be traveled 67 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: North and South America. That sounds pretty freaking cool. 68 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, with your motorcycle. 69 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: My great uncle did that. 70 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 2: Don't be telling anybody that you're a millionaire down there. 71 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: Like three years before he passed away, I saw so 72 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: much and wrote about all that, and when I returned home, 73 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: I found myself in a much clearer headspace, something I 74 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: am grateful for as I type this, I haven't spoken 75 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: to my brother for almost four years, which crushes me. 76 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: Every day of my life. I miss him so much, 77 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: but I just can't seem to get through them, or 78 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,760 Speaker 1: my stepfather, who I also love very much, and that 79 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: I would give them most of what they want money wise, 80 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:57,600 Speaker 1: but they have since become evangelical Christians all other can 81 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,080 Speaker 1: of worms, and what I'm willing to do is suddenly not. 82 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 1: I'm also paying for my ex wife's expenses because frankly, 83 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: I loved her and I thought she loved me. Money 84 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: doesn't mean much anymore to me, and some days it 85 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: feels like that is all I'm good for. That's so sad. 86 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 2: Take that money. Buy two things with it. First thing, 87 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 2: you buy big gorilla couch. Oooooo right, big big couch 88 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 2: in the shape of a gorilla. 89 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: I know I have a friend who has that. 90 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 2: Second thing, you buy gorilla gorilla, You get the gorilla 91 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 2: on the gorilla couch, take a picture of that. You've 92 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 2: completed life. 93 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 4: I was gonna say, I was gonna be like the 94 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 4: realistic one here of money doesn't buy happiness. 95 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, go to I don't know, like Aruba or Jamaica. 96 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:44,239 Speaker 2: It doesn't buy happiness, but you know what it does buy. 97 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 2: You know what it could buy. Could buy a rig 98 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 2: where you set up a flight simulator that is omnidirectional 99 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 2: and goes three hundred and sixty degrees and you can 100 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 2: fly spaceships around in your omni directional flight simulator set up. 101 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 2: That would be pretty cool. 102 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: I think you need to find something that matters to you, 103 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: like a vocation. 104 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 3: You know. 105 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: It could be the gorilla thing or baby, or it 106 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,719 Speaker 1: could be like, maybe you're really into a charity. Maybe 107 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: you're you want to start a charity. 108 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 2: Maybe your dream. 109 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: Is something along the lines of space travel. Maybe you 110 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: want to become a publishing company. I don't know what 111 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:22,919 Speaker 1: it's your dream. 112 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 2: Buy a mountain, yes, do a giveaway for it. Do 113 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 2: a giveaway for the mountain, and then you'll always be 114 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,479 Speaker 2: the give mountain giveaway guys. 115 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: Become mister Beast I don't know. The possibilities are endless. 116 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 1: You have so much money. 117 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 2: Buying islands is in the past. We're buying mountains now 118 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 2: and then giving them away. 119 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 4: What an incredible problem to have too much money, too 120 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 4: much money. I don't know what to do with it. 121 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 4: And I'm just like meh, figured it out. Also, stop 122 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 4: giving your ex wife all the money. 123 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, stop giving the woman who cheated on you any money. 124 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 2: Stop it. 125 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 4: That's the real thing. 126 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: I want her to be happy despite all of the 127 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: heartache and pain it was both of us. I see 128 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: that now, despite her stepping out. That being said, I 129 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:01,239 Speaker 1: have been involved with the young lady for the past 130 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: few years who has her own career, and she is 131 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: beautiful and makes me feel like a good person when 132 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: I'm with her. 133 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 4: Does she know about your money? 134 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: I know, you mean like she just makes you feel good. 135 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: The phrase she makes me feel like a good person 136 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:15,359 Speaker 1: when I'm with her sounds like she's you know, a charity. 137 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like, hmm, thank you for all the delicious meals, 138 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,360 Speaker 4: all the vacations. 139 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: I feel so good, Like you're such a. 140 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 4: Good person for doing this and paying for all of 141 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 4: these things that I ask for. 142 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 2: Does she know already. 143 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 1: I wonder I don't know. Does she know? 144 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 2: Do you just walk around with a sign on you 145 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,720 Speaker 2: that says I have lots of money? I have more 146 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 2: money than you. 147 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,919 Speaker 1: I'm taking it slow, but she is frankly out of 148 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: this world. Incredible. If marriage ever exists in my future again, 149 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 1: it will be with her. 150 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,039 Speaker 2: Yeah. 151 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 1: I visit my mom's grave often, and that is in parentheses, 152 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,000 Speaker 1: as she was cremated and her ashes spread along her 153 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,320 Speaker 1: favorite coastline. Well, that's her favorite coastline. 154 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 2: Officer improper and improper disposal of human remains, Get him. 155 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: I just want to know which coastline? 156 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can avoid it? 157 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: Which was her favorite coastline? 158 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I don't accidentally swallow your mom while I 159 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 2: go swimming. 160 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: East or west? 161 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 4: Excuse me? 162 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:07,360 Speaker 2: You heard what I said? A Yo, I'm not trying 163 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 2: to swallow your mom. Dog. 164 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: It says like PSA, not trying to swallow your mom. 165 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: Be careful where you dump your ashes. 166 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 167 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: I often ask her if she was proud of me 168 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: and if I'm on the right path, usually having brought 169 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: a few bottles of her favorite wine with me. And 170 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: I know I'm not, as I only hear the ocean 171 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: breeze and response, that doesn't mean you're not on the 172 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,119 Speaker 1: right path. 173 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 4: What what does he What did you want her to send? 174 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: Wait, she's like sends a message in the clouds. You 175 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: are on the right path. 176 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 4: It's a message in a bottle. 177 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 2: You sold the business. What is right? I've worked my 178 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 2: whole life building that thing. 179 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very small clouds. Every year. It's the hardest 180 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 1: thing I have to do without the worry of how 181 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to pay my bills. It's a grand privilege, 182 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,679 Speaker 1: I know. But I miss her. We had so many 183 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: hard years, so many arguments and fights. Still, I really 184 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,520 Speaker 1: felt towards the end that she felt some sense of 185 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: pride in me, like I had finally done something worth 186 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 1: remembering with her business, only for her to up and 187 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: pass away. 188 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 2: How selfish of her. 189 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 4: And then you get all her money. Yeah, I didn't 190 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 4: want this. 191 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: I did want your money. I just wanted my mommy. 192 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 4: Oh. 193 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: Do I still feel alone? 194 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 2: Yes? 195 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,480 Speaker 1: Absolutely. As a person, I sometimes feel I do not 196 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: have any worth whatsoever, but the money I can offer, 197 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Speaker 1: I guess that is the monkey's paw part of this 198 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: whole thing. I have seven total good friends. I journaled 199 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: and counted during my motorcycle odyssey, for which I'm grateful. 200 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: I'm just imagining Opie. You know, every time he takes 201 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,199 Speaker 1: a break on his motorcycle journey, he pulls out a 202 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: little notebook and he's like, Okay, Terry. I don't know 203 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,920 Speaker 1: pros and cons of Terry being my friend. 204 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 4: That guy at the mango shop, he was really cool. 205 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:48,920 Speaker 2: He like him. 206 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 4: He gave me a high five. 207 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: I've never actually hung out with him, but I think 208 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: he could be a good guy. 209 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 4: His name's a mango guy, and I like him. 210 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 2: All seven of these people are people he met on 211 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 2: his journey. 212 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael, who filled up my. 213 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 4: Gas, Tom who said bless you when I sneezed. 214 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 2: I don't know if that guy's name is Paul, but 215 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it is. I never talked to him, 216 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 2: but Paul to eye contact in the hallway going to 217 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 2: the bathroom, Paul. 218 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 1: Question Mark could be Perry, maybe Pott. I don't know. 219 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 1: I couldn't hear it. 220 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:17,679 Speaker 3: And then he just. 221 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 2: Puts thirty five thousand dollars next to his name, and 222 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 2: that's these are all my friends, and how much money 223 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 2: I will be willing to give them? 224 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 1: One of them is my sister, and I'm so grateful 225 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 1: to share DNA with such a wonderful human being. In 226 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 1: the process, I have lost my only father figure and 227 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: my baby brother who sided with him, and my wife, 228 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: who I thought was my great love. I'm older now 229 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,120 Speaker 1: and getting older still, I have the seven and my 230 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 1: new lady, and I feel enough from that to push 231 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 1: forward day to day. 232 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,959 Speaker 2: Bro, seven friends is a very normal amount of friends 233 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 2: to have. 234 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: Agree like seven close like good friends. 235 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 4: Probably, well, if we take away the sister, like six friends. Yeah, 236 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 4: that's more than a lot of people have out there. 237 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 1: Personally. I have more, all right. 238 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 4: It's not a contest. 239 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: I've got it. 240 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, But for how many of them would be friends 241 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,959 Speaker 2: after you made eighty five million dollars? 242 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: Would you me and my friend after I made a 243 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 1: five million You know, if. 244 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 4: You gave me money, if you bought me, if you 245 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 4: bought me one cool dinner, yeah, I give me. 246 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:18,240 Speaker 2: You give me one single, just one million. 247 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 4: Dollars, then you can't give me excuses about giving me 248 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 4: a birthday present that's literally a Christmas gift. 249 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: Hey, I got you a really nice gift. 250 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:25,959 Speaker 4: You did six months later? 251 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: If I got eighty five million dollars right now, I 252 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: would take everyone on a big trip. 253 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's cool. 254 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 2: A million for me, a million for Kean, a million 255 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 2: for Riley, a million, a million for all of us, 256 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,600 Speaker 2: and then with the money you have left over. 257 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:44,160 Speaker 4: You'll take us all on and then we just played. 258 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: I take it back. I only have seven good friends. 259 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: I know this is probably not the happy ending people wanted, 260 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:54,559 Speaker 1: But if I've taken away anything from this, things aren't clean. 261 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:59,040 Speaker 1: They're dirty. They're always they're always. 262 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 2: Missy and complicated, and no matter how much money I 263 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 2: pay to have it cleaned, it gets diady again. 264 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: And if you're new here, there are multiple parts to 265 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: this story, so make sure to follow us on the 266 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app or Apple podcasts. But there's a little bit 267 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 1: left to this story. Any final thoughts. 268 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 2: Literally have seven friends. That's like, go put that on 269 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:20,640 Speaker 2: the fridge goal. Seven friends, all serious, no jokes. 270 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,719 Speaker 1: Seven friends is very reasonable. I think a lot of 271 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:24,600 Speaker 1: people have less than that, and a lot of people 272 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 1: are very happy without amount of friends. 273 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,440 Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to go out on a limb 274 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,720 Speaker 2: right now, and I'm going to say that this guy 275 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 2: is in the state of mind where it's like no 276 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 2: one else on Earth has experienced anything like I've experienced, 277 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,679 Speaker 2: when in reality, it's like everyone on. 278 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 3: Earth is experienced. 279 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,080 Speaker 2: And I think that's something like this, just without the 280 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,679 Speaker 2: millions of dollars you have. 281 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,040 Speaker 1: And I think that is actually comforting, at least for 282 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 1: me to know that anything that I've ever gone through 283 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: as an individual moment, someone else has gone through that 284 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,600 Speaker 1: and they've made it through. So I feel like, for Uop, 285 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,200 Speaker 1: you've lost your mom and you're going through really our 286 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: time right now, you're gonna get through it. You've got 287 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,800 Speaker 1: seven good friends, you've got your girlfriend, and you got 288 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,280 Speaker 1: a butt load of money. You can afford therapy, you 289 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:10,199 Speaker 1: can afford to go on trips, you can afford to 290 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,319 Speaker 1: like start a new business. You're you're gonna do. 291 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 2: Alright, move to Sweden. 292 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 3: Move to Sweden, start. 293 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 2: A new life. Yes, change name or buy a small country. 294 00:12:21,559 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 2: I don't know how much money you have. 295 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,080 Speaker 1: He's a multi millionaire. 296 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 2: You know what, here's what you do ghost town. You 297 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,840 Speaker 2: buy a ghost town. Yeah, you turn it into your 298 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 2: own town. There's your life's purpose right there. You're making 299 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:32,959 Speaker 2: your own town. 300 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 4: That sounds stressful. I'm sorry you. 301 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 2: Mean stressful when it's like, oh my god, how am 302 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 2: I gonna pay my bill? 303 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:39,280 Speaker 3: Oh wait? 304 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 2: Oh wait? 305 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,120 Speaker 3: All my bills are paid forever. 306 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,320 Speaker 1: All of my bills are paid. Because I'm rich, we 307 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 1: get a little bit left. I have a few houses, 308 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: which is a great privilege. You've got a couple houses. 309 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 2: Yes, I am no longer empathetic to any of your problems. 310 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: I'm empathetic to losing your mom. 311 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 4: Did you did you not expect him to have you? Yeah, 312 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 4: more than one house. 313 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm empathetic to losing your mom. What no one 314 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 2: is like, ah, I have no bad feelings at all 315 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 2: about my mother passing away. Everyone's gonna be like, dang, well, 316 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 2: I feel a strange mixture. You know what you need 317 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,319 Speaker 2: to do? Go to therapy? Do you have to so much? 318 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 2: You can afford the best therapists in the world, best 319 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 2: therapist on any world. 320 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,839 Speaker 4: I was gonna say, Opie has like all the time, 321 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,560 Speaker 4: all the money. Yeah, he just doesn't have all the people. 322 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 1: I think you just need like. 323 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,560 Speaker 2: A mentor a space therapist. 324 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,400 Speaker 3: That's what you need. 325 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 1: You go to therapy and space every month. 326 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,320 Speaker 2: Space therapist. 327 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,319 Speaker 1: But I have lost a lot of the human connection 328 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: of which I was worried about during my original post 329 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: self fulfilling Prophecy, maybe I often think about those beach 330 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: vacations or cozy holidays filled with so much love and 331 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 1: acceptance and warmth from so long ago that I cried. 332 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, because that was with the woman who cheated on you. Yeah, 333 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 2: so let's not really be like, oh oooh, I missed 334 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,199 Speaker 2: that she cheated on you, so it was never really 335 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 2: that right. 336 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: And also it's your new girlfriend. 337 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 2: I don't like that you made that comment about the 338 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,360 Speaker 2: self fulfilling prophet, yeah, because it means you did fulfill that. 339 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 2: You said, well, I'm gonna lose all my people because 340 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,959 Speaker 2: they all want me for my money. And then you 341 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,959 Speaker 2: like turned into a little hermit who's like I can't 342 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,320 Speaker 2: do anything with anyone because then they just want my money. 343 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,040 Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's what you need to get. 344 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,800 Speaker 1: Rid of all your money. 345 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 4: You you disappear for a little bit. Go train with 346 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 4: rosalol Oh good, No, wait. 347 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 1: You should go to like those Yeah wait, I was 348 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: gonna say, like a silent retreat, but I like yours better. 349 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 4: Actually, keon train with ross al Ghoul. Yeah, come back 350 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,400 Speaker 4: to your city. Be the hero of the night, be 351 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 4: green Arrow, well Batman. 352 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 2: But did he train with Rosnel just green arrow Batman. 353 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 2: He trained with ross al Ghul She just green arrowed Batman. 354 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,720 Speaker 1: I think green Arrow is a better example for what 355 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,440 Speaker 1: you're trying to say. Because green arrow rich adult who 356 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,800 Speaker 1: then gets lost on an island and then comes back 357 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: continue becomes the green arrow. 358 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 2: You can send all of your money to the po 359 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:55,880 Speaker 2: box of our show. 360 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: It still breaks my heart knowing those days are behind me. 361 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,160 Speaker 1: I miss them so much, but also know that I 362 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,560 Speaker 1: can never get that back, and my only hope exists 363 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: in the road in front of me. That is true. 364 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 3: There we go, so we know this good. 365 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: I know my life changed completely the day my mother passed, 366 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: and I lost a great deal in the years after, 367 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 1: but I still have years I had. In conclusion, I 368 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: guess my original problem from so many years ago is solved, 369 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: but I have a lot more life left to live, hopefully, hopefully, Opey, 370 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,920 Speaker 1: you are negative, DELI I suppose that is the end 371 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: for now, and that is the end, folks of the story. 372 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,920 Speaker 2: That's the end of this story. 373 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 1: Sure is it? Sure is? Wow? Hah Okay. I think 374 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: you're in a good position, and I think if you 375 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: got some therapy, you'd be in a better position. 376 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, it's just proof right there. 377 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 2: Money can't buy happiness if you don't if you aren't 378 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 2: ready to be happy. Yeah, if you are ready to 379 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 2: be happy, money can one hundred. 380 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 3: Percent buy you happiness. 381 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 2: That is the biggest lie I've heard from any person 382 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,640 Speaker 2: who's like really rich. It's like, oh, yeah, I know 383 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 2: that is a lie. I immediately was happy beer as 384 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 2: soon as I had the money to know I am safe. 385 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 2: M that's all that translates to. People value safety, you know, security. 386 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,960 Speaker 1: I think the issue here is that Op does not 387 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 1: feel safe or secure because he's constantly looking around the 388 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 1: corner for someone who's got to screw him over, right, 389 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 1: And I think that you need to go to therapist. 390 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 4: I think he was also looking for like, you know, 391 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,560 Speaker 4: my mom never said she was like, yeah, proud of me. 392 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 1: Would you know who will help him with that? 393 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 2: Good therapist? Or maybe you can go back to that 394 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:31,600 Speaker 2: beach you scattered her remains on which the coastline improper anyway, 395 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 2: I'm harping on that, but I don't really I don't 396 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 2: really care. You know what the fish got to her? 397 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,360 Speaker 3: It's okay. 398 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,240 Speaker 2: I think you'll be all right, Op, And if you 399 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,360 Speaker 2: do hear her voice at the coast, she will just 400 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 2: yell at you for selling. 401 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: That business, and that is the end of ope story. 402 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 1: Turns out, becoming a millionaire is a lot less fun 403 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: when everyone suddenly remembers your phone number. 404 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 2: But speaking of inheriting more than you bargained for, our 405 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 2: next story takes a completely different turn because this time 406 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 2: it's not about the money coming in, it's about the 407 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,960 Speaker 2: people that come with it. My father secretly got married 408 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 2: and moved his new family into my inherited home. 409 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,360 Speaker 1: Move out of my inherited home. 410 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:11,159 Speaker 2: My father, fifty two, and I, twenty five female, along 411 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 2: with my three year old cocker Spaniel Moxie, live in 412 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 2: my mom's ancestral house that I inherited along with other 413 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 2: assets when she passed away when I was sixteen due 414 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 2: to cancer. My father got married to his high school 415 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,919 Speaker 2: sweetheart a few months ago while he was on a 416 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,600 Speaker 2: trip with his friends, and apparently they've been in contact 417 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,480 Speaker 2: for almost two years now. I was shocked, but it's 418 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 2: his life and if he's happy, then I'm okay with it. 419 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 2: By the way, this comes from a deleted user, and 420 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:40,480 Speaker 2: if you want to submit your own stories, go to 421 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 2: the r slash okay, storytime, suppread it, and we're here 422 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,560 Speaker 2: to give good advice. 423 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 3: Goofily. 424 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 2: We don't have all the answers. We only know what 425 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 2: we know, So let us know what you know in 426 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 2: the comments, and Opie says, oh boy, they moved in 427 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,640 Speaker 2: a week after the small wedding that I wasn't even 428 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,199 Speaker 2: invited to. 429 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 1: You weren't invited to your dad's wedding. 430 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 2: And he's moving them into your house. 431 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,919 Speaker 1: That's wild. He's like, I know you weren't there, but 432 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna live with you. 433 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 4: Your house is ours now. 434 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,399 Speaker 1: He's like, I know you've never met my wife, and 435 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: you didn't know that she was my wife or that 436 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: I was dating her, But she and her entire family 437 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,200 Speaker 1: are coming to stay. 438 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 4: She's my high school sweetheart. THEMS is the rules, not 439 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 4: your mom as the rule. So how she passed away. 440 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,880 Speaker 2: Our house in the middle of the street. That's why 441 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,119 Speaker 2: they call it our house? 442 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:24,720 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. 443 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 2: What is that song called our house. 444 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,439 Speaker 1: In the middle of our street? Our house in the 445 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: middle of our house. 446 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 4: You did the thing again. 447 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,760 Speaker 2: I was doing a callback. I was doing a callback 448 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,639 Speaker 2: calling back to the time I did do that. Tisk 449 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 2: tisk i wasn't invited to the wedding, since I had 450 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 2: no idea they were even dating, or that he was 451 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,080 Speaker 2: dating at all. 452 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: Why was he secret dating? 453 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,720 Speaker 2: Because he's secret scumbag. 454 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's a secret. 455 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,120 Speaker 2: She my dad's wife that will call Steph fifty one, 456 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 2: came with baggage and I mean twin stepsisters twenty female, 457 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,440 Speaker 2: Lizzie and Lexi, and they are two chihuahuas, Gucci and Erme. 458 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 4: You mean Hermes? 459 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,880 Speaker 3: I hate that because it's after Is. 460 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,400 Speaker 1: The brand actually called Erme? 461 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? Why, I'm sorry? You not even gonna get into that. 462 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 2: I would have called it Hermes if the primer for 463 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 2: Gucci wasn't right in front of it? Is Gucci also 464 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,880 Speaker 2: a god? Somehow? Are Gucci, Erme and VERSACEI all Greek gods? 465 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 1: Gucci the god of sandals. 466 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 2: Gucci the god of bills. They go to the state 467 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 2: college nearby Lizzy and Lexi and thought that it would 468 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 2: save them money if they lived here instead of paying rent. 469 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 2: My dad asked if it was okay and stated that 470 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,440 Speaker 2: the house was big enough for us, with seven bedrooms, 471 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 2: eight and a half baths, a basement, and a huge 472 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,320 Speaker 2: yard with a pool. 473 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 1: Dang, that's a big house. 474 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, your dad's not wrong. There is plenty of space 475 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 2: for everyone. 476 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,600 Speaker 1: Seven and a half baths. 477 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:58,120 Speaker 2: You know, really easy solutioneers sell that house, but it's 478 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,160 Speaker 2: an ancestral home. 479 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 3: You don't want to sell. 480 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 4: It in those six other rooms, using those seven and 481 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,679 Speaker 4: a half other bathrooms. 482 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 1: The cocker spaniel. 483 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 3: Yes, fair, one room for every day of the week 484 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 3: for the dog. 485 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, her name is Moxie. On Tuesdays, her name is Toxi. 486 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: On Wednesdays, her name. 487 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,440 Speaker 2: Is Foxy Thursday. 488 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 3: Back to Moxie. 489 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:24,199 Speaker 2: No, actually not Toxi, but Foxy Friday, Moxie. So to 490 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,679 Speaker 2: make my dad happy, I said yes to this proposal. 491 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,359 Speaker 2: And that was a big mistake. 492 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: Aye ya yai, opie. Why are we letting random people 493 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,199 Speaker 1: that we've never met, presumably at least in this context, 494 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,520 Speaker 1: into our house. Stop? 495 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,399 Speaker 4: Why did we agree to this ope? 496 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:45,639 Speaker 2: The first issue was the argument about me moving to 497 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 2: a smaller room, since my room has the second biggest 498 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 2: closet in the house. She needed it to store all 499 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 2: her luxury bags and clothes, and I said, no. 500 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: It's your house. They're moving in to your house because 501 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,679 Speaker 1: you said okay, sure, And now they're trying to kick 502 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,080 Speaker 1: you out of. 503 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 2: Man, if somebody hit me with that, I would have 504 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 2: been like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize. You just 505 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 2: blew in from stupid down. This is my room, so 506 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,720 Speaker 2: you can't just have it. 507 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: At that point, I'm kicking them out of the house. 508 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 2: No, actually, you're done. You can sleep in the yard. 509 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can make a little igloo out of all 510 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,959 Speaker 1: of your Gucci bags. 511 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 2: I but no, you know what, I will build you 512 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,119 Speaker 2: a tough shed and you can sleep in the tough shed. 513 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 2: That's nice hashtag tough shed. 514 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,159 Speaker 1: I don't know what a tough shed is. 515 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 2: It's just tough shed. 516 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,960 Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, it's in the name. I guess. 517 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 2: I told this creature it's been my room since I 518 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 2: can remember, and she's not making me move when it's 519 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 2: my house. My dad compromised with her that he'd give 520 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,479 Speaker 2: his side of the closet to her while his things 521 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,640 Speaker 2: stayed in the other room. 522 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. They literally have eight other room or I guess 523 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: seven other rooms on you know, not including Op's room. 524 00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 1: They could use those closets. 525 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, I could build you a shed or the shed. 526 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,679 Speaker 2: The second issue was that the twins have this habit 527 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,640 Speaker 2: of barging into people's rooms without knocking, And that includes 528 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 2: my office since I was working from a home. 529 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,000 Speaker 1: Locks. 530 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 2: Locks, and also like a rubber band shooter. 531 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,000 Speaker 1: Pail of water over the door. 532 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, pail of water over the door. Locks. 533 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,840 Speaker 2: And next time someone barges in, you turn around with 534 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 2: a hundred rubber bands ready to go, and you go 535 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 2: sh that's the sound of all the rubber bands firing 536 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:16,400 Speaker 2: at them. 537 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,360 Speaker 1: They open the door, You spin around in your little 538 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,080 Speaker 1: spinny chair you're holying cat, and you go, well, well, 539 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,720 Speaker 1: well you've fallen right into my track. 540 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 2: If I am rubber and you are glue, get out 541 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,960 Speaker 2: of my office. Yeah, okay, So Lexi walked in one 542 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 2: time wearing a bikini while I was in the middle 543 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,399 Speaker 2: of a business meeting, and she literally walked behind me 544 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:42,359 Speaker 2: where everyone could see her. I was pissed off and embarrassed. Third, 545 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,119 Speaker 2: their dogs are not potty trained and would leave messes 546 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,719 Speaker 2: around the house, and the twins wouldn't even clean up 547 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,480 Speaker 2: after them. They're also probably like, oh, the house is 548 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 2: so big, it's not bothering anybody. 549 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: There's so much poop everywhere. 550 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:54,359 Speaker 3: Yeah. 551 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 2: Also, this is every time if you have an untrained 552 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,399 Speaker 2: monster dog Hey, I think less of you. 553 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, because why aren't you training your animals. They're your 554 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 1: responsibility and you're bringing them into someone else's home and 555 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,480 Speaker 1: then you're not even picking up after them. Yeah, because 556 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,280 Speaker 1: you couldn't train them. 557 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 2: They are also very aggressive towards Moxie. And I found 558 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,240 Speaker 2: Moxy one time with a scratch on her left eye 559 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 2: where the other two dogs would usually nip at her 560 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,439 Speaker 2: when they got the chance. 561 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,200 Speaker 1: Immediately, they're gone, Immediately, they're gone. 562 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,120 Speaker 2: Bro, those dogs, if that's my dog, those dogs are 563 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,400 Speaker 2: getting the Baxter treatment. 564 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: They're out of here. You're gone. You're going in the 565 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:32,679 Speaker 1: tough shed. 566 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 2: Don't let me catch that dog on a bridge in 567 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 2: San Diego, Yeah, it's San Diego. Fourth, all the family 568 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,439 Speaker 2: photos in the house were removed and put in the 569 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,480 Speaker 2: attic without my approval, and that includes my grandparents, my 570 00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,239 Speaker 2: great grandparents, my mother's family photos, my family photos, and 571 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 2: my baby pictures. I took my time to put them 572 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,280 Speaker 2: all back where they belong. And this happened a few times. 573 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 4: A few times. 574 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,719 Speaker 1: Your stepmother is taking down the pictures in your house 575 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,159 Speaker 1: that you own. 576 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's like I'm calling the police or not. 577 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,720 Speaker 3: Like you guys got to get out of here. 578 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying bye, I'll give you one thousand dollars 579 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,880 Speaker 2: for weeks worth of hotels. 580 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,120 Speaker 1: Get out of here, scidetto You're done, cram. 581 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,400 Speaker 2: Two days ago, Steph did it again, but this time 582 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 2: she replaced them with her pictures and the twins and 583 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:19,000 Speaker 2: her family. 584 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,239 Speaker 1: I'm just imagining. There's this series on TikTok about this 585 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 1: woman who has been replacing all of her grandmother's DVD 586 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,520 Speaker 1: collections covers with her face recreated. So she did like 587 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: one where she was the avatar yeah, or like Avatar 588 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: blue people. So I'm imagining that Steph is recreating all 589 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,639 Speaker 1: of the family photos but with her own family. 590 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,639 Speaker 2: She's just putting her own family faces on top of 591 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,240 Speaker 2: the faces and the family photos. Yeah, you just do 592 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,879 Speaker 2: what's the equivalent of doing, Like imagine I moved to 593 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,359 Speaker 2: like like I'm in a hotel and I start putting 594 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,280 Speaker 2: pictures of my family up in the hotel. And then 595 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,160 Speaker 2: when they come and tell me like I in the room, 596 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you mean? This is like my 597 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 2: I live here. 598 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 3: Hello. 599 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 2: That's like the level of disconnect these people are having 600 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,320 Speaker 2: from like this is not your house. 601 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,439 Speaker 1: You don't know it. 602 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,679 Speaker 2: This isn't your house at all. 603 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: Zero percent. You just live here. Savannah says, they just 604 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: want to decorate. 605 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 2: Guys, they can decorate the shed. Yeah, I'll be like, 606 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 2: you have two options. Now, you live in the shed, 607 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 2: or you leave this property. 608 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 1: Immediately leave this place, Jared Grace and. 609 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 2: If you're new here. There are multiple parts of this episode, 610 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 2: so make sure to follow us on the iHeartRadio app 611 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 2: or Apple podcasts and we'll see you in part three.