1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 2: Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yes 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: I do, sweet, let's hear it. 4 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,119 Speaker 3: Okay, this was quite a while back. 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:14,079 Speaker 4: But when I found out my ex was cheating on 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 4: me with a friend of marine, I kicked them both 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 4: out of my house. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 3: And when they went to live at his parents' house, 9 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 3: he had a water bed. I took a and went 10 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 3: and bought a big, nice salmon filet and put it 11 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 3: on the heating element under the mattress. And yeah, they 12 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 3: didn't know what was causing that smell. He kept saying 13 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 3: she needed to take a shower. 14 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god. 15 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think they ever really figured out what 16 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 3: was causing the flies and the smell. His mom kicked 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 3: them all out. 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: That's one way to get somebody kicked out. That's very creepy. 19 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: You know. 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: You get a lot of creative points for that. Thank you. 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 3: I was young, but I was mad. 22 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 5: Sure, Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirt 23 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:10,760 Speaker 5: a little secrets. 24 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: That a great date? 25 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: You do? 26 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:15,279 Speaker 2: What's that saying? Hell, hath no fury like a woman's score. 27 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 2: That's the one. Hey, what's up? 28 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 4: Okay, So I have a little. 29 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 5: Secret, sweet, put it in our ears, however you want, 30 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 5: what is it? 31 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:33,119 Speaker 1: So this was a few years ago. I was bridesmaid 32 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: in my best friend's wedding and like, you know, we 33 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: had a few drinks and everything got loose and like, 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: by the way, like she got married young, her parents 35 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: got married young, and her parents are now divorced. Her 36 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: dad is like he's in his late forties now, but. 37 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 2: He was like mid and so okay. 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: Like I had a lot of drinks and then I 39 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: at like at the reception, we're all back at the hotel, 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: every hanging out, and I ended up hooking up with 41 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: her dad and then and like it's pretty low key 42 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: until like whatever I saw, really guilty about it, but 43 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: I was just home visiting, and like we met up 44 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: again for drinks. Like he's like I've dated guys who 45 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: are the same age as him, so it's not weird. 46 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: And he's single. He's single. It's not like you know, 47 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: but it's my best friend's dad, so it's weird and 48 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: like I feel like guilty about it, but not guilty, 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,519 Speaker 1: and like it's just a weird thing. 50 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 2: So have you and this best friend been best friend 51 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 2: since you were kids, since. 52 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: High school since not like the whole time, like. 53 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 2: A long time. 54 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 5: While. 55 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean we don't live in the same 56 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 1: we don't live in the same place now, but we 57 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: stay in touch and stuff. But I just don't it 58 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: would like kill our friendships. So I don't think anything here, 59 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 1: So he's not going to hear that. 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,079 Speaker 2: I think. 61 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 5: Be cool, guys, got married, because then you could be 62 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 5: your best friend's like momma. 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: I'm interested in that part. 64 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 5: You and I are very opposite because if I was 65 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 5: doing the same thing, I would definitely want to be 66 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 5: my friend's dad. 67 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, I'm on that. Thank you for telling 68 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 2: us your dirty little secret. 69 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you guys. 70 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret?