Speaker 1: All right, before we get to your number six. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, number six, second date of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, we're here already.
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you for all the
Speaker 1: wonderful comments you all are leaving.
Speaker 2: You know, some people are like, ah, this one should
Speaker 2: have been number one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we'll see how you feel about number six today.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I appreciate you fighting him in comments.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also appreciate the not wonderful comments too. Those are
Speaker 4: fun to read, plenty of those. But for second date today,
Speaker 4: there is a famous saying from Thomas the tank Engine.
Speaker 4: I think you all know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: This is the philosopher that you call.
Speaker 4: I think no One wrong switch and the whole trains
Speaker 4: off the track. That's a wise that's a wise train.
Speaker 4: You didn't read that meaning all it takes is one
Speaker 4: tiny hiccup to completely ruin your plans for the day.
Speaker 4: And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners
Speaker 4: during a great date. We're one minute he's running outside
Speaker 4: of a girl's apartment to move his car. Next minute,
Speaker 4: he's on a city bus miles away in the direction.
Speaker 4: You'll hear how it went so wildly off tracking your
Speaker 4: number six second date update of the year right now,
Speaker 4: the second date update. On this show, we talk about
Speaker 4: us being foodies quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love our food eating right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, literally because everyone here is hungry constantly day.
Speaker 4: But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the
Speaker 4: best place for them to meet up.
Speaker 2: Like to meet for the first time, or to go
Speaker 2: on the first date.
Speaker 4: Like how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah,
Speaker 4: two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab.
Speaker 2: Put that in the description and you send them your date.
Speaker 4: Idea sounds like love to me, but you're trying to
Speaker 4: go in on this gator stick. I bring up food
Speaker 4: fares because that's where one of our listeners met a
Speaker 4: fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul, So, Paul, welcome
Speaker 4: to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey, thank you so much for helping me.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 1: The best part about being someone who loves food is
Speaker 1: it's so easy to have conversation, right yeah, you always
Speaker 1: have something to talk about, good or bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 3: Don't yes, yeah, absolutely no. In fact, I met Taylor
Speaker 3: at a street fair.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, So her name is Taylor, and how
Speaker 4: did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the
Speaker 4: picture for us?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, we were in line for the Korean
Speaker 3: corn dogs and just started chatting.
Speaker 4: The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of
Speaker 4: it looks like the corn it's cheese.
Speaker 3: It's beyond description, and the taste was insane.
Speaker 1: That is my new summer goal to seek out and
Speaker 1: write that down listeners.
Speaker 4: Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. He did, okay, And.
Speaker 1: So you and Taylor in line together? Is that how
Speaker 1: you struck up a conversation?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she was behind me.
Speaker 5: So we just started chatting about that and then other
Speaker 5: things we had had and then we kind of hit.
Speaker 3: It off and then we walked the whole fair.
Speaker 2: What's awesome You guys are there by yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was just there for me, but Taylor was there
Speaker 5: with her sister and her sisters is oh, so it's easy.
Speaker 2: To split off and yeah she was thankful. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, walk in the fair together, eat in your Korean
Speaker 1: corn dogs. I mean this sounds like a great something.
Speaker 4: A Korean soap. Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over?
Speaker 3: She let me.
Speaker 5: Choose the next place and I happened.
Speaker 6: To pick the exact one she wanted to.
Speaker 3: Go, and we kept doing that back and forest where
Speaker 3: we were almost like completing each other's menus as we
Speaker 3: walked along.
Speaker 4: It's like, no way I was going to I wanted
Speaker 4: to go there.
Speaker 2: How much did you eat?
Speaker 1: Maybe she's in a food comas, that's why she's not
Speaker 1: calling me back.
Speaker 3: I did have the sweats, but I try my best
Speaker 3: to cant down.
Speaker 4: But that's the goal is to get the sweats slightly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: So was this year date like just hanging out at
Speaker 4: the food fair trying stuff together?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: When I did it, I we kind of parted ways,
Speaker 5: but I said that I wanted to bring her food
Speaker 5: from my favorite restaurant.
Speaker 2: Same day.
Speaker 4: Please a different day after all this food? You know
Speaker 4: what you want? It's more food? Ye same day?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It was they listened next day.
Speaker 2: That is a thoughtful thing to yah.
Speaker 4: I think anybody who likes to cook or just feed
Speaker 4: anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture.
Speaker 2: And it's his love language. Yeah, how did that go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean the food I knew was going to
Speaker 5: be a home run because I had some kind of leaf.
Speaker 3: And you hand delivered, then hand delivered.
Speaker 5: It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me.
Speaker 4: I handed it to her like, handed it directly into
Speaker 4: her mouth. Yes, I wish she's like, I could.
Speaker 2: Taste the Italian. Yeah, stad, you just dropped it off
Speaker 2: and drove off.
Speaker 4: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: No. I wanted to stay longer.
Speaker 5: But the place where I had parked had like weird signs,
Speaker 5: and I think I was like in a toe zone
Speaker 5: and I really had kind of a short window.
Speaker 2: And there wasn't any way you could just move your cars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, actually tried to move the car because I told
Speaker 5: her I'd be back.
Speaker 4: Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then
Speaker 4: come back and finish.
Speaker 2: Your didn't you come back?
Speaker 4: No, I got to wait wait you got.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so
Speaker 3: I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back. But
Speaker 3: here I am, I'm trying to get the car off
Speaker 3: the wreckord and the guy's not even listening to me.
Speaker 2: They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law,
Speaker 2: and I call bs. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I have argued with too many tow truck drivers.
Speaker 2: As soon as the wheels are uplifted off the grill.
Speaker 2: We can't do anything.
Speaker 4: You gave him like a hundred box.
Speaker 2: I have tried.
Speaker 4: Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right,
Speaker 4: so you weren't able to get your car off the toe.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't too.
Speaker 1: Then they impounded, Then you have to go to the
Speaker 1: pound place, then you have to have cash.
Speaker 2: It all sucks.
Speaker 4: Well, No, what did you do about tailor her?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm done.
Speaker 5: With the car, So I'm texting her telling you that
Speaker 5: I'm going to come back, and then now the.
Speaker 3: Next thing you know, I'm on a bust.
Speaker 2: Wait to go get your car. Did you not tell
Speaker 2: her that your car got towed?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I thought I could just get the car and come
Speaker 3: back like nothing had happened.
Speaker 2: But rookie mistake. That's just like Murphy's law.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh man? So wait, did you ever make it back
Speaker 2: there at all?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 5: I just told her that I'd hit her up.
Speaker 2: No wonder she.
Speaker 4: Feels like you like ditched her in the middle of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: Did you ever explain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told her I'd explained it on our next day.
Speaker 6: But it didn't sound like she was interested.
Speaker 1: I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's.
Speaker 2: Probably a red flag that you're that unreliable.
Speaker 4: It's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area. FLA,
Speaker 4: it's blocked off. So how long has it been since
Speaker 4: your mishap with Taylor in the Canoli's.
Speaker 3: It's been like a week.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we had to get you a second date
Speaker 1: so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was
Speaker 1: to get your was actually worth it.
Speaker 4: Also, did she eat the Canolis? How good were they?
Speaker 2: This is the best restaurant you've ever been to, you know.
Speaker 4: I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money.
Speaker 4: Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure
Speaker 4: if she's paying attention. TikTok, focus on something. We're going
Speaker 4: to do something. We're gonna get some answers for everybody
Speaker 4: when we come back and do your second Date update.
Speaker 4: Right after this hold on Second Date update, one of
Speaker 4: the most tragic stories we have ever heard on this
Speaker 4: segment about a lonely Canoli Yes sitting on a plate,
Speaker 4: crying yea, waiting for a warm mouth to bite into it,
Speaker 4: swallow it, and help fulfill its culinary destiny. All the
Speaker 4: children's movie we got an animated canoli.
Speaker 2: We don't think she just ate two.
Speaker 4: It's possible. We don't know because our listener Paul never
Speaker 4: returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with
Speaker 4: Taylor because his car got towed, and we all feel
Speaker 4: bad for Paul. But that canoli. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to sit down at a person's
Speaker 1: house to share a meal with them, go to move
Speaker 1: your car, and then never return.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be
Speaker 4: back yeah a second.
Speaker 5: Yeah, never show.
Speaker 4: But at least, like they said, he was texting or
Speaker 4: trying to keep her informed on what was going on, vaguely, he.
Speaker 2: Was gonna tell her the whole story on their next date.
Speaker 2: That just never happened.
Speaker 4: Yes, So we're going to try to make that happen
Speaker 4: for him. You hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more
Speaker 4: importantly for that canoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this.
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely ready.
Speaker 4: Everybody hashbag team Cannoli. If you're posting on social.
Speaker 2: I meant she cried into those canolis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, only one way to find out is by dialing
Speaker 4: her number right now, we'll see if she picks up.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk to Taylor.
Speaker 6: This is she May ask Is calling.
Speaker 4: Yes, you May, You're We're a radio show called Brooke
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah.
Speaker 4: We're all wanting to talk to you about actually a
Speaker 4: date that you went on recently with one of our listeners,
Speaker 4: a guy named Paul.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is.
Speaker 6: You do. I think I've seeing you guys on social media.
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks? Did you like and follow.
Speaker 4: Smash that subscribe? But that's why she just now uninstalled
Speaker 4: TikTok foreverything listening to it. But yeah, this is a
Speaker 4: second date update. And we know that you and Paul
Speaker 4: met at a food fair recently and you had a
Speaker 4: brief hangout with him the week after that didn't go
Speaker 4: quite according to play.
Speaker 2: It was the next night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 3: It was gross gross.
Speaker 6: Was the food not the food, just the situation.
Speaker 2: Well, well makes sense why you'd be upset, for sure.
Speaker 4: Because we're aware that things were left on kind of
Speaker 4: a weird note, because he said he was leaving to
Speaker 4: go move his car. He was supposed to be real
Speaker 4: quick and he came back, but he never he never did.
Speaker 6: He told me that he had to grab something out
Speaker 6: of his car.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well.
Speaker 2: The truth is he had to move it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of
Speaker 1: explaining what happened next.
Speaker 6: No, he didn't because he never told me that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well I think he was hoping to explain
Speaker 1: in person.
Speaker 2: It was pretty embarrassed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah,
Speaker 6: he was definitely in a different state of mind. Like,
Speaker 6: the whole situation was pretty weird.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving
Speaker 1: was pretty weird? Was there something weird before?
Speaker 6: I mean, he was definitely different than he was the
Speaker 6: day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone.
Speaker 6: He seemed like rushed, nervous.
Speaker 4: Maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat that he was
Speaker 4: really looking forward to sharing it with you. He made
Speaker 4: that very clear to us. Do you think maybe nerves
Speaker 4: played into it at all?
Speaker 6: So I think I know what the real story is,
Speaker 6: and that's why I'm actually not responding to him.
Speaker 2: Real story, Yeah, what do you think the real story is?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left,
Speaker 6: and I found the receipt still in the bag that
Speaker 6: he brought, and it was a name and address. It's
Speaker 6: like a completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Did he accidentally takes someone to go like theoli order
Speaker 4: isn't for him? Maybe not?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole
Speaker 6: the meal from like an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stop, stop, that is such an accusation.
Speaker 4: Serious.
Speaker 6: Do you explained the receipt with all the different information?
Speaker 6: And then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes,
Speaker 6: I'll be back in twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well we should find out right now, because Paul,
Speaker 4: are you there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm here, Taylor.
Speaker 4: He's actually been on the other line listening, wanting to
Speaker 4: talk to you.
Speaker 5: Oh god, Paul, Taylor, Taylor, I promise you I did
Speaker 5: not steal that from an Uber Eats driver.
Speaker 4: Where'd the receipt come from?
Speaker 2: Then there's probably a mix up.
Speaker 3: I am an Uber Eats driver. What oh what?
Speaker 4: Wait, doesn't explain it.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Can you tell me that I just didn't.
Speaker 3: It was going to come up eventually, but I just
Speaker 3: didn't really know how to say it, and I was
Speaker 3: just more interested in the food and your reaction.
Speaker 6: To the food.
Speaker 2: But why was the receipt of somebody else? Caul? Did
Speaker 2: you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're an
Speaker 2: Uber Eats driver or not.
Speaker 3: The order was was for somebody else and they had canceled,
Speaker 3: and so I had the food, and so I did.
Speaker 4: They really canceled? Can then cancels?
Speaker 6: No one I ate someone else's Canoi?
Speaker 1: You would canceled your upers taking a long time because
Speaker 1: he stopped at someone's house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2: Wait, so wait, I thought your car got towed. I
Speaker 2: thought that was the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Are your car got food?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Look I wait, I didn't for the show.
Speaker 3: I just thought it would sound better if my car
Speaker 3: got towed.
Speaker 2: Why because you had to finish a shift. It's on
Speaker 2: your own time though. Yeah, but if you have food
Speaker 2: in the car, you have to drop off at somebody's house.
Speaker 2: Alexis he stole the.
Speaker 4: Food dropping up at her house and he's like in
Speaker 4: the car, Oh, you had to finish another order.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was going to be that busy
Speaker 3: that night, but my phone just kept blowing up and
Speaker 3: I just delivery after.
Speaker 6: On so many different levels.
Speaker 3: But because look, I'm not on apps and and I
Speaker 3: don't really date a whole lot, and I don't really
Speaker 3: meet people that really set me off, like the way
Speaker 3: you did when we met at the food fair, I
Speaker 3: was like got another world. And so just to have
Speaker 3: an opportunity, even if it was just short, to spend
Speaker 3: any time with you, for me was worth anything, including
Speaker 3: just a small lie.
Speaker 6: That sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see someone
Speaker 6: who has lied to me so many times, like upon meeting.
Speaker 4: Taylor, are you forgetting the gift of the delicious?
Speaker 3: Can Taylor? You have to admit that cannoli was amazing?
Speaker 4: Can you deny that it was amazing?
Speaker 6: But the rest of it is just too weird for me?
Speaker 2: Just apologize. He lied from the moment the food got there.
Speaker 1: He lied to us, He lied to her about why
Speaker 1: he left, Like, well.
Speaker 4: I support him lying to us, but the other stuff,
Speaker 4: that's okay.
Speaker 3: I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry
Speaker 3: for putting anyone through this, but I really just want
Speaker 3: a second chance. And if I could take you out
Speaker 3: and really really show you who I am. I really
Speaker 3: believe this can be a thing.
Speaker 4: Do you hear that, Taylor? He's inviting you onto his
Speaker 4: next Uber each shift.
Speaker 1: Which is actually super helpful because I one person runs
Speaker 1: the orders out and the other stays in the car.
Speaker 2: You don't have to find parking.
Speaker 4: Nice I want to.
Speaker 6: Eat together to that does not sound very enticing to me.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor.
Speaker 4: Do you have a problem dating an Uber eats driver.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver
Speaker 6: who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy,
Speaker 6: strange like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, then's fine. I'm gonna one hundred percent honest
Speaker 3: with you. I stole someone's food and I gave it
Speaker 3: to you, and you a.
Speaker 4: Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind
Speaker 4: of honesty, Taylor.
Speaker 6: Wow, that is refreshing. Oh good, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 6: gonna have to go.
Speaker 4: Well, before you go, I just need to ask you
Speaker 4: if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time,
Speaker 4: maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a.
Speaker 6: Yes, No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it.
Speaker 6: But that's a giant No.
Speaker 2: Did the little Italian place get a new customer?
Speaker 6: I'm never eating a canolia bre again.
Speaker 4: You can't spell no without cannoli. There we go, Yeah
Speaker 4: you can wait. You can't spell canoli without no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can sell candles. I'm gonna start spelling no as.
Speaker 4: Darn it. Well, sorry, Paul.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4: Is a us see always the best policy?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: It just like honestly, any honesty would be a good policy,
Speaker 1: just even an ounce of it.
Speaker 4: Jeff. Well, Paul was honest at the end there and
Speaker 4: admitted that he stole the canoli from somebody else, and
Speaker 4: even that wasn't enough to win her.
Speaker 2: Get credit for being honest after you lied and then
Speaker 2: got caught fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 4: That is true. He did lie to us multiple times
Speaker 4: before that, and you should know we don't like to
Speaker 4: be lied to. We like to be lied on. Right,
Speaker 4: broke o.
Speaker 2: The mess up. I actually still really liked Paul.
Speaker 1: I hope Paul fix I know his line issue because
Speaker 1: I think that he sounded like a good guy.
Speaker 4: You're just sweet talking him for free conol not a
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