WEBVTT - #6 Second Date Update of 2025: Lonely Cannoli 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:03.200 All right, before we get to your number six. Oh 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:05.680 my gosh, number six, second date of twenty twenty five. 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:07.200 That's crazy, we're here already. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:08.840 I just want to say thank you for all the 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:10.920 wonderful comments you all are leaving. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:13.080 You know, some people are like, ah, this one should 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:13.920 have been number one. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.680 Yeah, So we'll see how you feel about number six today. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:17.000 Yeah. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:18.599 I appreciate you fighting him in comments. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:19.000 Yeah. 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:22.280 I also appreciate the not wonderful comments too. Those are 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:25.200 fun to read, plenty of those. But for second date today, 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.720 there is a famous saying from Thomas the tank Engine. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:29.320 I think you all know what I'm talking about. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:30.560 This is the philosopher that you call. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:35.000 I think no One wrong switch and the whole trains 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:39.720 off the track. That's a wise that's a wise train. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:42.800 You didn't read that meaning all it takes is one 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.600 tiny hiccup to completely ruin your plans for the day. 0:00:45.840 --> 0:00:48.000 And that's exactly what happened to one of our listeners 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.520 during a great date. We're one minute he's running outside 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.360 of a girl's apartment to move his car. Next minute, 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:57.120 he's on a city bus miles away in the direction. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:00.480 You'll hear how it went so wildly off tracking your 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:03.360 number six second date update of the year right now, 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.679 the second date update. On this show, we talk about 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.680 us being foodies quite a bit. 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:13.000 Yeah, we love our food eating right now. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:18.399 Yeah, yeah, literally because everyone here is hungry constantly day. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.600 But if there's two single foodies out there, where's the 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.440 best place for them to meet up. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.520 Like to meet for the first time, or to go 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:27.319 on the first date. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:30.319 Like how about at a local food fair? Well, yeah, 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:35.399 two tongues dancing together over one fried gator kebab. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:39.360 Put that in the description and you send them your date. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:41.680 Idea sounds like love to me, but you're trying to 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.440 go in on this gator stick. I bring up food 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.039 fares because that's where one of our listeners met a 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:50.880 fellow foodie recently. His name is Paul, So, Paul, welcome 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:51.400 to the show. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:53.320 Hey, thank you so much for helping me. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:53.760 Okay. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.480 The best part about being someone who loves food is 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:01.040 it's so easy to have conversation, right yeah, you always 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.200 have something to talk about, good or bad. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:04.360 Yeah, but you. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.880 Don't yes, yeah, absolutely no. In fact, I met Taylor 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:08.880 at a street fair. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:12.280 Oh okay, okay, So her name is Taylor, and how 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.800 did you too, like strike up a conversation? Paint the 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:15.600 picture for us? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.320 All right, Well, we were in line for the Korean 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:21.320 corn dogs and just started chatting. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.679 The cheesy ones with the corn on the outside of 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.600 it looks like the corn it's cheese. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:29.320 It's beyond description, and the taste was insane. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:32.880 That is my new summer goal to seek out and 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:34.720 write that down listeners. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:39.160 Korean corn dogs are where real love happens. He did, okay, And. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.400 So you and Taylor in line together? Is that how 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:42.640 you struck up a conversation? 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.320 Yeah, because she was behind me. 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:46.320 So we just started chatting about that and then other 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.239 things we had had and then we kind of hit. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.840 It off and then we walked the whole fair. 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:54.880 What's awesome You guys are there by yourself. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:55.799 Yeah. 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.200 I was just there for me, but Taylor was there 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:03.040 with her sister and her sisters is oh, so it's easy. 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:07.560 To split off and yeah she was thankful. Yeah, that's 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:08.320 so cute. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:10.680 Yeah, walk in the fair together, eat in your Korean 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:15.959 corn dogs. I mean this sounds like a great something. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.880 A Korean soap. Yeah, like, what did you guys connect over? 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:20.160 She let me. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.040 Choose the next place and I happened. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:24.360 To pick the exact one she wanted to. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:27.040 Go, and we kept doing that back and forest where 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.320 we were almost like completing each other's menus as we 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.000 walked along. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.200 It's like, no way I was going to I wanted 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:33.639 to go there. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.800 How much did you eat? 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.760 Maybe she's in a food comas, that's why she's not 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:38.680 calling me back. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:40.960 I did have the sweats, but I try my best 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:41.880 to cant down. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.080 But that's the goal is to get the sweats slightly. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.360 Yeah, okay, okay, okay. 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:53.680 So was this year date like just hanging out at 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.120 the food fair trying stuff together? 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:55.760 No? 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.080 When I did it, I we kind of parted ways, 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.160 but I said that I wanted to bring her food 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:02.880 from my favorite restaurant. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.800 Same day. 0:04:05.840 --> 0:04:08.280 Please a different day after all this food? You know 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.839 what you want? It's more food? Ye same day? 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:11.280 Please? 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.840 No, it's not. It was they listened next day. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.640 That is a thoughtful thing to yah. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.440 I think anybody who likes to cook or just feed 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.920 anybody else, that's just like such a good gesture. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.280 And it's his love language. Yeah, how did that go? 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:26.200 Yeah? 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.080 Well, I mean the food I knew was going to 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:31.440 be a home run because I had some kind of leaf. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.240 And you hand delivered, then hand delivered. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.800 It was handmade by an old Italian guy handed in me. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.000 I handed it to her like, handed it directly into 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:45.919 her mouth. Yes, I wish she's like, I could. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.240 Taste the Italian. Yeah, stad, you just dropped it off 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.839 and drove off. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:50.839 That's a good question. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:52.839 No. I wanted to stay longer. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.440 But the place where I had parked had like weird signs, 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.760 and I think I was like in a toe zone 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.280 and I really had kind of a short window. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.360 And there wasn't any way you could just move your cars. 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.279 Yeah, actually tried to move the car because I told 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.040 her I'd be back. 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.720 Oh, just to go move it somewhere else and then 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.000 come back and finish. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.440 Your didn't you come back? 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:15.840 No, I got to wait wait you got. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.919 Yeah, I had to deal with all that, and so 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.880 I was just hoping to bounce out, bounce back. But 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.680 here I am, I'm trying to get the car off 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.599 the wreckord and the guy's not even listening to me. 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.400 They'll never take it off. They act like it's some law, 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.119 and I call bs. I'm sorry. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:32.839 I have argued with too many tow truck drivers. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.360 As soon as the wheels are uplifted off the grill. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:36.239 We can't do anything. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:38.320 You gave him like a hundred box. 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:39.200 I have tried. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:45.560 Oh really, they are really stubborn but excellently soft lips. Right, 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:48.200 so you weren't able to get your car off the toe. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.320 No, I wasn't too. 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:55.440 Then they impounded, Then you have to go to the 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.280 pound place, then you have to have cash. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:58.400 It all sucks. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.160 Well, No, what did you do about tailor her? 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:00.559 Oh? 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.680 Sorry, I'm done. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.320 With the car, So I'm texting her telling you that 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:06.839 I'm going to come back, and then now the. 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:09.160 Next thing you know, I'm on a bust. 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.680 Wait to go get your car. Did you not tell 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.160 her that your car got towed? 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:13.760 No? 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:15.400 I thought I could just get the car and come 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.720 back like nothing had happened. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:21.120 But rookie mistake. That's just like Murphy's law. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:21.400 Right. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.839 Oh man? So wait, did you ever make it back 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:24.400 there at all? 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:25.480 No? 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:26.120 I didn't. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.960 I just told her that I'd hit her up. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:28.880 No wonder she. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.240 Feels like you like ditched her in the middle of 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:33.599 the day. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.520 Did you ever explain. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.680 Yeah, I told her I'd explained it on our next day. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.479 But it didn't sound like she was interested. 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.839 I mean, I totally get your circumstances and why you 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:44.839 wouldn't want to say anything, but to her, it's. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:48.280 Probably a red flag that you're that unreliable. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.400 It's also a sign you shouldn't park in that area. FLA, 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.240 it's blocked off. So how long has it been since 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.440 your mishap with Taylor in the Canoli's. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.880 It's been like a week. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.400 Oh no, we had to get you a second date 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.359 so that that six hundred dollars or whatever it was 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.520 to get your was actually worth it. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.240 Also, did she eat the Canolis? How good were they? 0:07:11.320 --> 0:07:13.240 This is the best restaurant you've ever been to, you know. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.920 I really like how Brooke is super focused on the money. 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:19.240 Jose's really focused on the food. Alexis I'm not sure 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:23.880 if she's paying attention. TikTok, focus on something. We're going 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.560 to do something. We're gonna get some answers for everybody 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.800 when we come back and do your second Date update. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:34.160 Right after this hold on Second Date update, one of 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.240 the most tragic stories we have ever heard on this 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:43.200 segment about a lonely Canoli Yes sitting on a plate, 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:47.840 crying yea, waiting for a warm mouth to bite into it, 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:52.400 swallow it, and help fulfill its culinary destiny. All the 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.560 children's movie we got an animated canoli. 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:55.720 We don't think she just ate two. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:01.720 It's possible. We don't know because our listener Paul never 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:05.080 returned to eat his canoli and finish his date with 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.000 Taylor because his car got towed, and we all feel 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:12.040 bad for Paul. But that canoli. Oh my god. 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.560 It is so crazy to sit down at a person's 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.920 house to share a meal with them, go to move 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.720 your car, and then never return. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.760 Yeah, and keep telling him I'll be back, I'll be 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:24.760 back yeah a second. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:25.880 Yeah, never show. 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.400 But at least, like they said, he was texting or 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:32.080 trying to keep her informed on what was going on, vaguely, he. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.880 Was gonna tell her the whole story on their next date. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.320 That just never happened. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.720 Yes, So we're going to try to make that happen 0:08:38.000 --> 0:08:41.679 for him. You hopefully get redemption for Paul, but more 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:45.520 importantly for that canoli. Yeah, Paul, you ready for this. 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:47.000 I'm absolutely ready. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:50.000 Everybody hashbag team Cannoli. If you're posting on social. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.400 I meant she cried into those canolis. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.480 Yeah, only one way to find out is by dialing 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.240 her number right now, we'll see if she picks up. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:09.440 Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking to talk to Taylor. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:12.560 This is she May ask Is calling. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.280 Yes, you May, You're We're a radio show called Brooke 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:16.200 and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:22.760 Hi Taylor, Hi, Yeah. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.920 We're all wanting to talk to you about actually a 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.400 date that you went on recently with one of our listeners, 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:29.640 a guy named Paul. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.680 Oh wait, okay, I think I know what this is. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.000 You do. I think I've seeing you guys on social media. 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:42.600 Oh that's awesome. Hey, thanks? Did you like and follow. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:51.040 Smash that subscribe? But that's why she just now uninstalled 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.840 TikTok foreverything listening to it. But yeah, this is a 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:58.080 second date update. And we know that you and Paul 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:00.920 met at a food fair recently and you had a 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:04.160 brief hangout with him the week after that didn't go 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:05.200 quite according to play. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:06.080 It was the next night. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.520 Yeah, Yeah, it was weird. 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.480 It was gross gross. 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:18.240 Was the food not the food, just the situation. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.920 Well, well makes sense why you'd be upset, for sure. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.640 Because we're aware that things were left on kind of 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.240 a weird note, because he said he was leaving to 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.120 go move his car. He was supposed to be real 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.640 quick and he came back, but he never he never did. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:33.880 He told me that he had to grab something out 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.320 of his car. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:37.920 Okay, Well. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:39.600 The truth is he had to move it. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:39.960 Yeah. 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:41.840 Yeah, and he didn't do a very good job of 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.240 explaining what happened next. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.400 No, he didn't because he never told me that. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:50.320 Yeah, okay, well I think he was hoping to explain 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:50.720 in person. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.120 It was pretty embarrassed. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.440 Yeah, so there's a lot of sorry, go ahead. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:59.760 I don't know. I appreciated him bringing me dinner, but yeah, 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.040 he was definitely in a different state of mind. Like, 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.000 the whole situation was pretty weird. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.040 What do you mean, the whole situation of him leaving 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.640 was pretty weird? Was there something weird before? 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:11.559 I mean, he was definitely different than he was the 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:15.120 day before. Like he sat down, he was checking his phone. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.640 He seemed like rushed, nervous. 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:23.720 Maybe a little hungry, wanting to eat that he was 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.280 really looking forward to sharing it with you. He made 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.680 that very clear to us. Do you think maybe nerves 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:29.920 played into it at all? 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.800 So I think I know what the real story is, 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.319 and that's why I'm actually not responding to him. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.640 Real story, Yeah, what do you think the real story is? 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:44.800 Well, I mean I was cleaning up after he left, 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.120 and I found the receipt still in the bag that 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.959 he brought, and it was a name and address. It's 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:54.040 like a completely different street, like a delivery going somewhere. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:55.040 Oh my gosh. 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:59.800 Did he accidentally takes someone to go like theoli order 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.280 isn't for him? Maybe not? 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:04.360 Yeah, I mean I don't know. He must have stole 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.720 the meal from like an Uber eats driver. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:13.400 Yeah, stop, stop, that is such an accusation. 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:13.920 Serious. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.800 Do you explained the receipt with all the different information? 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.440 And then he's like, I'll be back in ten minutes, 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.280 I'll be back in twenty. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.800 Yeah, Well we should find out right now, because Paul, 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:24.400 are you there? 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.560 Yeah, I'm here, Taylor. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.760 He's actually been on the other line listening, wanting to 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:29.200 talk to you. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:35.000 Oh god, Paul, Taylor, Taylor, I promise you I did 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.720 not steal that from an Uber Eats driver. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.600 Where'd the receipt come from? 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:41.280 Then there's probably a mix up. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:45.960 I am an Uber Eats driver. What oh what? 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.200 Wait, doesn't explain it. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:48.840 I don't get it. 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:52.240 Can you tell me that I just didn't. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.800 It was going to come up eventually, but I just 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.280 didn't really know how to say it, and I was 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:59.359 just more interested in the food and your reaction. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.080 To the food. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.840 But why was the receipt of somebody else? Caul? Did 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.080 you not order the food? Doesn't matter if you're an 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:06.160 Uber Eats driver or not. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.840 The order was was for somebody else and they had canceled, 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.880 and so I had the food, and so I did. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:15.280 They really canceled? Can then cancels? 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.840 No one I ate someone else's Canoi? 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.840 You would canceled your upers taking a long time because 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:21.840 he stopped at someone's house. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:24.160 Yeah, it's true. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.720 Wait, so wait, I thought your car got towed. I 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:27.839 thought that was the whole thing. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:29.720 Are your car got food? 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:30.840 No? 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:35.040 Look I wait, I didn't for the show. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.040 I just thought it would sound better if my car 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:37.640 got towed. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:43.760 Why because you had to finish a shift. It's on 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:45.680 your own time though. Yeah, but if you have food 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.920 in the car, you have to drop off at somebody's house. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.240 Alexis he stole the. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.760 Food dropping up at her house and he's like in 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.280 the car, Oh, you had to finish another order. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.280 I didn't think it was going to be that busy 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.520 that night, but my phone just kept blowing up and 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.400 I just delivery after. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.400 On so many different levels. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.600 But because look, I'm not on apps and and I 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.520 don't really date a whole lot, and I don't really 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.160 meet people that really set me off, like the way 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.280 you did when we met at the food fair, I 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:20.000 was like got another world. And so just to have 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.800 an opportunity, even if it was just short, to spend 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:26.200 any time with you, for me was worth anything, including 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:27.920 just a small lie. 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:32.280 That sounds really sweet, So like, I can't see someone 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:36.640 who has lied to me so many times, like upon meeting. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:39.320 Taylor, are you forgetting the gift of the delicious? 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:51.480 Can Taylor? You have to admit that cannoli was amazing? 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.040 Can you deny that it was amazing? 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.760 But the rest of it is just too weird for me? 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:03.320 Just apologize. He lied from the moment the food got there. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.840 He lied to us, He lied to her about why 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.480 he left, Like, well. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.560 I support him lying to us, but the other stuff, 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:10.840 that's okay. 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.120 I just if I could just apologize, and I'm sorry 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.680 for putting anyone through this, but I really just want 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.480 a second chance. And if I could take you out 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.560 and really really show you who I am. I really 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:22.920 believe this can be a thing. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.000 Do you hear that, Taylor? He's inviting you onto his 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.320 next Uber each shift. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.360 Which is actually super helpful because I one person runs 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:29.840 the orders out and the other stays in the car. 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:33.520 You don't have to find parking. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:35.040 Nice I want to. 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:40.200 Eat together to that does not sound very enticing to me. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.520 Well, I'm going to ask an unpopular question here, Taylor. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.440 Do you have a problem dating an Uber eats driver. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:48.120 Oh? 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.000 Oh no, of course not. But an Uber eats driver 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:56.080 who has lied to me and been very like mysterious, fishy, 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:57.440 strange like. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.120 Yeah, look, then's fine. I'm gonna one hundred percent honest 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.560 with you. I stole someone's food and I gave it 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:04.200 to you, and you a. 0:16:05.680 --> 0:16:08.200 Well, that has to be refreshing to get that kind 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.400 of honesty, Taylor. 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:14.080 Wow, that is refreshing. Oh good, Yeah, I'm gonna I'm 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:14.800 gonna have to go. 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.280 Well, before you go, I just need to ask you 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.320 if you'd like to meet up with Paul one more time, 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.960 maybe on that Uber eats route. I'm assuming it's a. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:25.560 Yes, No, Jeff, I don't know how else to say it. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.000 But that's a giant No. 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:32.080 Did the little Italian place get a new customer? 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:34.800 I'm never eating a canolia bre again. 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:39.320 You can't spell no without cannoli. There we go, Yeah 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.800 you can wait. You can't spell canoli without no. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:46.360 Yeah, you can sell candles. I'm gonna start spelling no as. 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:54.800 Darn it. Well, sorry, Paul. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.640 Freaking Jeffrey in the morning. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:01.800 Is a us see always the best policy? 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:02.600 Oh my god? 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.680 It just like honestly, any honesty would be a good policy, 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.840 just even an ounce of it. 0:17:07.960 --> 0:17:10.240 Jeff. Well, Paul was honest at the end there and 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:13.399 admitted that he stole the canoli from somebody else, and 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:15.240 even that wasn't enough to win her. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.640 Get credit for being honest after you lied and then 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.560 got caught fifteen minutes later. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.320 That is true. He did lie to us multiple times 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.760 before that, and you should know we don't like to 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:30.000 be lied to. We like to be lied on. Right, 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:31.520 broke o. 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:35.040 The mess up. I actually still really liked Paul. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.000 I hope Paul fix I know his line issue because 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:39.480 I think that he sounded like a good guy. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:43.399 You're just sweet talking him for free conol not a 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:45.600 bad play on Jeff. If you want free stuff. We 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:49.240 do this show for free. Yeah, you're welcome. You check 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.960