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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is pe Deekins calling from pet Spot. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Craig. Yeah, hey, Craig, your cat Twinkles is

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Speaker 1: all shaved and ready to be picked up. Wait what Yep,

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Speaker 1: we're all done. Doesn't take that long. I know you

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Speaker 1: just dropped her off a little bit ago, but doesn't

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Speaker 1: take that long to shave a cat, you know. So

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Speaker 1: we've got her all trimmed up and she is ready

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Speaker 1: to get you. You shaved the cat. That's my girlfriend's cat. Yes,

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Speaker 1: we see. It was supposed to be a groomy. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you sound like something might be wrong. You

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Speaker 1: weren't supposed to shave Twinkle. My girl. I was gonna kill.

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Speaker 1: I was watching the cat. You went out of helping me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, this is I'm just so confused right now.

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Speaker 1: So you wouldn't want another service from us? Is that

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Speaker 1: what you're saying? You were supposed to bloom Twinkle, not

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Speaker 1: shaved Twinkle. Dude. Okay, so my paperwork here says we're

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Speaker 1: shaving the cat and painting its nails. No, dude, you

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Speaker 1: don't understand. Listen, my girlfriend went out of town and

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Speaker 1: I was watching Twinkle, so I brought the cat in

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Speaker 1: to get nice and grim, so you look beautiful. Once

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Speaker 1: she gets home much shaved, he's gonna break up with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy. Okay, so it seems like we have an

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Speaker 1: issue here. So what I'm picking up from you is

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Speaker 1: that you did not want tweakles shaved the hair. No, no, no, no, no, okay.

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Speaker 1: I do feel bad that this happened. Let's how can

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Speaker 1: we make this better for you? I don't know, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the worst thing that could

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Speaker 1: have happened to me. I do have a couple suggestions

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Speaker 1: that might help. What So we did have another cat

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Speaker 1: in here who shed a lot, and we can perhaps

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Speaker 1: glue that hair on to Twinkle your cat? No promises

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Speaker 1: on now, well, yes, I have never done this before,

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Speaker 1: but I'm thinking we could maybe do that. You guys

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Speaker 1: are such freaking idiots. How many cats do you actually shave?

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Speaker 1: This is yeah, this is the first one. We thought.

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Speaker 1: It was kind of a NodD request. That's why it

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Speaker 1: only took a few minutes. On you asked me if

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Speaker 1: that's what I really wanted? If it's the first one.

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Speaker 1: You guys are so irresponsible. What about Uh, okay, here's

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Speaker 1: another idea for you. So, we do have another cat

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Speaker 1: in here who looks similar to Twinkle, well, looked similar

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Speaker 1: to Twinkle before before we you know, took the clippers

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Speaker 1: to her. She's very skinny, by the way, and underneath

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Speaker 1: all that hair. None of you know that or not? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't give about that. Okay, Anyway, we do have

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Speaker 1: a cat that looks similar. I could maybe have you

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Speaker 1: borrow that cat. My girlfriend looks, Oh dude, she's gonna

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Speaker 1: be like, that's not Twinkle. I do have something that

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Speaker 1: I think could make this better for you. I'm so

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Speaker 1: sorry about this. I don't think anything can make this better. Well,

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Speaker 1: we will obviously only charge you half for this appointment.

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Speaker 1: You won't pay full price. No, I'm not paying eager.

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Speaker 1: I didn't tell you to shave the cats. Well, we

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Speaker 1: can also supply you with a plane ticket, well one

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Speaker 1: way ticket somewhere, so you could go out of town

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Speaker 1: before she gets back and then she'll never know. And

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Speaker 1: then you could be gone for a few months until

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Speaker 1: the cat's hair grows back, and then bring the cat back.

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Speaker 1: And then I'm coming down there to pick up Twinkle

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Speaker 1: right now and I'm not paying one cent. I dropped

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Speaker 1: off Twinkle to get groomed, and you guys shaved the

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Speaker 1: cat more raw. Well, then I'll also let you know

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Speaker 1: that this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Carrie set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out how I was going

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Speaker 1: to explain to my girlfriend why her cat was shipping

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks