1 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just launched a kitchen you 2 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: ride share service to take on Uber, where all their 3 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: cars are equipped with giant peanut shells. So if you 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 1: can't get an Uber, call yourself a guber. Oh gosh, 5 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 1: they're a little bit tough to part. You say what 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: you want. All of your friends are gonna think they're 7 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: really cool. Yea With laser stories, The segmentary read weird 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 9 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other peaknuckle poppers 10 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of Asia. 11 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 1: Twenty two year old Chai Lee was traveling from Bangkok 12 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: to Taipei when security noticed something odd during screening. There 13 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: seemed to be something moving around in his pants. 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: It's not normal. 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: This was not in a good way, so security stop 16 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: Chi for a more thorough pat down, and when they 17 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:06,119 Speaker 1: got to his waistline, the official's finger was almost bitten off. 18 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 2: Wait it, sir. 19 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: That's because Chai was caught smuggling two otters and a 20 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: prairie dog in his pants. The cutest smuggling. How Maybe 21 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: the prairie dog is in one of the otters. 22 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: Little pockets, sut a otter in your pocketers. 23 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 1: That one at the club. After a strip search, officials 24 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: were able to find the three animals, which were hidden 25 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: in black socks that were taped beneath the man's designer 26 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: boxer shorts. 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: Glad he had good undies on though yeah. 28 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: You know, yeah, And when busted, Chai begged authorities not 29 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: to arrest him. He said the animals were gifts for 30 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: his girlfriend that he was visiting in Taiwan, and we're 31 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: totally not going to be sold on the black market. 32 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: Once he got there, did he say that with a wink? 33 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: They didn't buy that story. He was taken to jail 34 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: and ultimately missed his flight. 35 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 3: Oh man, and he's got one disappointed girlfriend at home. 36 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: Meanwhile, all the animals were surrendered to the airport's animal 37 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 1: quarantine chief, who said he enjoyed a delicious meal that 38 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: unrelated to that unrelated he went out to dinner somewhere. 39 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of France. A Malaysian 40 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: businesswoman stayed at the posh Ritz hotel in Paris last 41 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: week and her diamond ring that's supposedly worth eight hundred 42 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:39,959 Speaker 1: thousand dollars turned up missing from her hotel room eight. 43 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 2: Hundred eight A lot time. 44 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: Did you ever wear that out to show your husband 45 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: that you love him? 46 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, I'm sorry eight hundred thousand dollars. 47 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 2: No way, are you just walking down asking to get mugged? 48 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 1: I know, seriously. Well, after she lost it, understandably, she 49 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: made a scene and filed a police report blaming the 50 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: hotel and employees. 51 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 2: It's real hard to feel bad for this woman. Anybody 52 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 2: else a. 53 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: House yeah, it begs the question where was the last 54 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 1: place that she saw the ring? Did she put it 55 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: in her hotel room safe Yeah? No, she just left 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: it out on a table and. 57 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 2: She's like, I put it in the garbage can for 58 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: safe keeping. 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: And when she got it back, she says it was 60 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: gone and couldn't find it anywhere. So Rit's employees launched 61 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,079 Speaker 1: a search, and amazingly, after a few hours, they found it. 62 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: What where was it inside the bag of a vacuum 63 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: cleaner used by the cleaning. 64 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 2: She's doing their job. 65 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: But that time the woman had left, so the ring 66 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: was turned over to police for safe keeping until she 67 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: can come back from Malaysia to collect it. 68 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 2: They better, they better give that housekeeper a tip. You 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:48,920 Speaker 2: know what I mean? 70 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: Yes, when she does return, the writs offered her a 71 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: free stay to make up for the inconvenience of what happened. 72 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 2: Wait, she's not even back yet. She's just like, oh, 73 00:03:58,840 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: I'll get it later. 74 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: The woman declined the free stay. Ma, I'm gonna buy 75 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 1: this hotel into Are you kidding me? I've had to 76 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: wear my seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 77 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 2: Ring for the week. 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: Embarrassing. This next Lazer story is out of Trentown, USA. 79 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: Google just released their year in review, and I'm gonna 80 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: skip all the Barbie and Oppenheimer and Taylor Swift staff 81 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 1: hapened just to get to the most important things first. 82 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: The most googled recipe, it's okay. Number three most googled 83 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,239 Speaker 1: is chicken cobbler creamy random? 84 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 2: What is Yeah? Is it like a peach cobbler with 85 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 2: chicken in it? 86 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 1: Like? 87 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 2: What do we do come up together? 88 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 3: Yeah? 89 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's like chicken pot pot That's what? 90 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 3: Okay? 91 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,359 Speaker 1: Something like that. Number two was lasagna soup. 92 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 2: Oh that was huge this year. I saw that all 93 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,640 Speaker 2: over my Instagram. 94 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: Nothing that I love more than a soupy lasagna. And 95 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: the most googled food recipe of the year was the 96 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 1: Grimace shake. Oh, oh my god, because people were going 97 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,080 Speaker 1: crazy for it. Everybody wanted to know how to make 98 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 1: their own McDonald's special purple shake at home. And if 99 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,080 Speaker 1: you're wondering, scooped bagel did not make the top ten. 100 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:18,720 Speaker 2: I needed a recipe to know how to do that. 101 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: That's where it's coming to. The most googled questions that 102 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: were asked this year include what does the word riz mean? 103 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 3: Oh? 104 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: Yeah? And why is scha so darn expensive? The most 105 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:38,400 Speaker 1: good question most googled trend third was AI yearbook. 106 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,160 Speaker 3: Oh god, those were We didn't do those on our 107 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 3: show because you had to pay for it for a 108 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 3: long time and we're too cheap. 109 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like three dollars. 110 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 111 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: That's the one where if you're not from then like 112 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: you could take one of your photos and have an 113 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: AI render to make it look like you're a graduate 114 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: in the nineties in high school. 115 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, but it made everybody look cool. 116 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 3: I may tell you they give you different looks, And 117 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,159 Speaker 3: I did the nineties and graduating high school and I 118 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 3: did not look that good. 119 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:05,239 Speaker 2: It does? 120 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: Did you get voted as something like most likely to 121 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 1: in class. 122 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 3: Know, we got that taken away from us because of 123 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 3: our senior skip day and everybody was drinking. 124 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 2: It's like. 125 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: The whole school in Idaho is just most likely to 126 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: be addicted to meth. There is everybody wins. 127 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 128 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:29,920 Speaker 1: Second most Google trend was the moon phase trend. That's 129 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,919 Speaker 1: the one where it's like, if you're dating someone, you 130 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: try and figure out if you're compatible by looking up 131 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,119 Speaker 1: what phase the moon was the day you were born 132 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,400 Speaker 1: and seeing if they have the same exact moon phase 133 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: as you do. 134 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 2: I thought it was about a menstrual cycle, so. 135 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: That's like, sorry, we can't date you were born on 136 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: a Tuesday at four people. 137 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a crescent moon waning, not waxing. 138 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: Number one most Google trend of the past year was 139 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,359 Speaker 1: the Roman Empire. 140 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 2: I know that one. 141 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 3: I know. I had no idea was I thought our 142 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 3: Roman Empire video was really funny that we did at 143 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey. 144 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 2: You can go back and search it. 145 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: I talked to all their wives and girlfriends asked them 146 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: and everyone's like, dude, we all really think about it. 147 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,360 Speaker 1: It's so crazy. And to Market's twenty fifth birthday, Google 148 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: also released its top search data of all time since 149 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: two thousand and four. The most googled Grammy winner is Beyonce. Yes, yeah, 150 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: the most googled athlete is Christiano Ronaldo, and the most 151 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: searched movie is Harry Potter. 152 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 2: Ah, so many of them, you know, I know that's. 153 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: What people are googling. Was like, what comes after Chamber Secrets? 154 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 1: But what about the most impressive video from someone from 155 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: the reptile family. Oh, this guy took home the honors, 156 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: just beating out a twerking cobra smoking a vase just barely. 157 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 1: That sound means lazy and stories has come to an 158 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:58,920 Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again, same time 159 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,600 Speaker 1: on Friday, Brook 160 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,880 Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning.