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Speaker 2: These are the radio blogs on the pressure riding in

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Speaker 2: our diaries, except we say them aloud. We call them blogs.

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Speaker 2: Jason Brown, Yes got arrested. Go I did you boys?

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Speaker 2: You were entertained?

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Speaker 1: Deer blog. Yes, I'm a criminal.

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Speaker 3: I was driving home last night from getting my tacos

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Speaker 3: for dinner and.

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Speaker 1: Was I made a leg a left hand turn.

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Speaker 3: And there was a cop next to me and a

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Speaker 3: cop behind me, and I was like, this is weird.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm getting like swatted or something.

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Speaker 2: Right, So I get so nervous when the cops pulled

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Speaker 2: up behind me. Yeah, Like I didn't do anything. I

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Speaker 2: don't like have cocaine in my car, but I'm convinced

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Speaker 2: that they'd find it somehow.

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Speaker 1: They pulled me up exactly what happened to me.

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Speaker 3: So I made my turn and then he waited a

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Speaker 3: couple of minutes and then he turned his lights on

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Speaker 3: behind me, pulled me over, and I'm like, I have

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Speaker 3: not felt this in so long. But immediately, like my

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Speaker 3: heart goes to my to my booty hole. Like I'm like, like,

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Speaker 3: what what happened?

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Speaker 1: What did I do?

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Speaker 2: What I do?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Ye right, I'm like I'm getting arrested.

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Speaker 3: So he like pulls me over and I like pull

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Speaker 3: into this like side street whatever, and he gets out.

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Speaker 1: He's a very nice man. He had a very nice beard,

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Speaker 1: and he was like he was like, hey, I'm just

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Speaker 1: pulling you over. You have a tail light out, And

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Speaker 1: I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, because my car was just at the gay

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Speaker 3: RAJ last week for a full makeover. She got a

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Speaker 3: she got a new facelift, we had to get a

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Speaker 3: new windshield, we had to get a new headlights.

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Speaker 1: Missed that I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So he's like, well, can I see your license and

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Speaker 3: I'm like sure. So then in my head, I'm like

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Speaker 3: always running my license. I have a warrant, like you know,

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Speaker 3: I was like googling, how do you know you have

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Speaker 3: a warrant? Like you know, like like freaking out. So

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Speaker 3: I text Mike I got pulled over, period.

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Speaker 1: And said nothing else. So then he texted me back

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Speaker 1: what for?

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Speaker 3: Didn't answer, So then the cock came back to the

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Speaker 3: window and he was very nice man, and he was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm just uh, I just pulled you over just to

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Speaker 3: let you know. But you know, it sounds like you

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Speaker 3: had to get a lot of work done, so sorry,

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Speaker 3: but you know, just get that fixed when you can

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Speaker 3: and get my license back. And I was like, thank

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Speaker 3: you so much, Like that was so nice. Right, So

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Speaker 3: Mike was freaking out because he called me. Now this

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Speaker 3: man never calls me okay, and he's like, what happened

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Speaker 3: were you on? I'm like, well, I had a tail

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Speaker 3: light out.

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Speaker 2: And you sleep in a marital bed with a mechanic.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I hold the gay rash to a certain standard,

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Speaker 3: right of course. I leave Google reviews regularly like remember exactly,

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Speaker 3: I'm always spreading, spreading the good word, right, trying to

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Speaker 3: help this small business. But if this is the type

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Speaker 3: of work we're doing, right, like we might need to

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Speaker 3: refocus the center. I knew that coming, right, Yeah, says

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Speaker 3: the customer that doesn't pay right right way, right, beggars

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Speaker 3: cannot be choosing you.

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Speaker 1: Pay another way. It's okay, that's exactly. So he was like,

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Speaker 1: we gotta look at me, look at it.

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Speaker 3: I just it's been so long since I got pulled over,

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Speaker 3: and it just feels like, I don't know, some like

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Speaker 3: teenager type stuff. Like it took me back to like

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Speaker 3: when it was the tea I was sixteen, I got

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Speaker 3: pulled over for the first time ever, and I remember

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Speaker 3: being so scared and I was like, who is thirty

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Speaker 3: six years old still getting pulled over? First off, Like

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Speaker 3: it just feels so like juvenile in the suburbs.

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Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, there's no there's no city cops that period.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm doing in the middle of an hour times

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Speaker 3: right there.

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Speaker 2: They get.

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Speaker 1: It's not taking like we're just taking all the red now.

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Speaker 2: You know, this morning I saw a guy saw me

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Speaker 2: driving probably was you driving to work? It was a

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Speaker 2: red I had the green light. It was a red light.

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Speaker 2: The dude stopped at the red light and just decided

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Speaker 2: not today and just drove.

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Speaker 1: Through the air. We do every.

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Speaker 2: Suggestion apparently right there, and it's like, I don't you

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Speaker 2: know what, I got bigger things than this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's not even that I think. It's just like I'm

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Speaker 2: waiting for an actual crime.

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Speaker 3: To be tech place, so exactly here I am with

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Speaker 3: the tail. At least I didn't write me a ticket.

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Speaker 3: So that's nice. They got that, officer, you know, that's

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Speaker 3: very very nice. I go back in the shop, okay,

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Speaker 3: return customer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have this phobia, like I don't break the love.

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Speaker 2: But every single time I go through TSA, I'm convinced

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Speaker 2: that there's a machete in.

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Speaker 1: My back that I didn't know brought my sword with me.

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Speaker 1: But every single.

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Speaker 2: Time, if I stand there and I'm like, what are

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Speaker 2: they going to find? I know what they're gonna find. No,

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Speaker 2: I pass myself.

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Speaker 1: Probably water, which happens to me all the time.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, that's you. Or like or the dog and

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Speaker 2: I got the dog sniffing for something. I'm like the dog,

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Speaker 2: the dog is gonna sit, the dog's gonna sit. You

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Speaker 2: gonna find something?

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Speaker 1: I forg iwin.

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Speaker 2: I forgot I forgot my black Tar heroin and there again.

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Speaker 2: But but no, it turns out there's never anything in there.

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Speaker 1: I for sure he was, I forirs sure.

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Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna come back to the window

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Speaker 3: and be like, can you step out of the car,

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Speaker 3: go to jail,