Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,
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Speaker 2: Episode to seventy two of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, What a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Buddy, We back a get backwards, Going backwards. It's
Speaker 3: two seventy two.
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh play that number means nothing, but play it anyway.
Speaker 4: Play it.
Speaker 2: Play two seventy two.
Speaker 3: That's your lot.
Speaker 2: On the win we get twenty percent. How great would
Speaker 2: that be if somebody out there was listening to us.
Speaker 2: That'd be great if someone was listening Hello and every
Speaker 2: day and when they when they got to that episode
Speaker 2: number that they heard us, they played that lotto number
Speaker 2: that night to pick three. Yeah, well, it won't be
Speaker 2: our fault or our credit. It'll be about when they
Speaker 2: decided to listen to the podcast. Yeah, Like, if you
Speaker 2: play this number tomorrow and it doesn't win, that's your fault.
Speaker 2: You should listen to the podcast next week. Let's say
Speaker 2: somebody's up to episode one sixty two and they just
Speaker 2: listen one morning and that like, oh, Brooklyn Boys, one
Speaker 2: sixty two, You know what, I'm gonna go to the
Speaker 2: old convenience store and play one sixty two in the
Speaker 2: Pick three tonight. Because I'm listening all we get some
Speaker 2: of that. Yeah, definitely a taste. We get our beak wet,
Speaker 2: as the saying goes.
Speaker 3: You always get your beak wet.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, speaking of Brodie, uh having that ideas?
Speaker 3: Oh no, my god.
Speaker 2: Remember last week when every talkback was the dollars six conversation?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolutely. By the way, I tell you, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start to go fund me. I would have started
Speaker 2: a T shirt that dollar six. I think people might
Speaker 2: buy them. Yeah, we got it. We got an email
Speaker 2: from the Brooklyn Boys account. Remember that you can always
Speaker 2: email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll read a couple of el might as
Speaker 2: well just play that right here because I want.
Speaker 3: I want to. Oh, I haven't played the email stage
Speaker 3: in a while.
Speaker 2: I know, because we gotta get I gotta get this
Speaker 2: off my chest because this is made me last.
Speaker 3: And I have a major update, a major update I need.
Speaker 3: I need and I have an update as well. All right,
Speaker 3: So it's mail time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, melt time. That sounds like it's mail time.
Speaker 3: Welcome, you've got mail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Now
Speaker 2: I'll read the third one, the last one, the coup
Speaker 2: de gras.
Speaker 3: What do you call that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll read that last because that that's the better one.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Uh, basically you can always email us there
Speaker 2: and uh, Sam caf Alone had checked in and said, hey,
Speaker 2: good evening guys. First off, Berdy and Scary always okay
Speaker 2: a few a seventy seven, I came across the pizza
Speaker 2: place the in Chester, Pennsylvania. Oh, Brody, get it out
Speaker 2: of the gutter. And I and I have to know,
Speaker 2: would you eat there or no? Love the show, love
Speaker 2: the rants, and definitely love how Scary is a moosie
Speaker 2: bastard and Brody always calls him out for having a
Speaker 2: one point nine trillion dollar system. By the way, Brody,
Speaker 2: you have to listen up with that. You have to
Speaker 2: listen up with the doctor fat loss. Slip inst slip
Speaker 2: Sam from Vineland, New Jersey. I didn't slip it in.
Speaker 2: I was reading an email, so I get a free pass.
Speaker 3: Oh, but don't repeat it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're talking about this pizza place in Chester, PA.
Speaker 3: I'd love. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's uh, let's let's show some places at
Speaker 2: the name of the place. That's all It's said. Anyway, well,
Speaker 2: how can he ask us if we eat there? Just
Speaker 2: based on the fact that it's in Chester, PA. That
Speaker 2: could be Brooklyn transplants living in Chester peare wouldn't think
Speaker 2: you would think, well, I wouldn't think, but there could be.
Speaker 2: Well anyway, all right, I think your ancestors came over
Speaker 2: from Sicily and said, you know what, some day I'm
Speaker 2: gonna move with the chest Pennsylvania. Yeah, it's some Mario.
Speaker 2: It's a Mario, it's a mem a audio. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: the other one, all right, excuse me, sir.
Speaker 3: Do you know how to get the Chester Pennsylvania?
Speaker 2: Ah, certainly.
Speaker 3: Do you go down a street over there, you make
Speaker 3: a left. You don't skip to the other email. I'm
Speaker 3: this is the one I want to read.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, speaking of Italian accents, have you
Speaker 2: seen the commercial for Sento tomatoes. No, Sento's is like redpack, right,
Speaker 2: Sento's yellow can yep. And so it's a it's a
Speaker 2: woman without an accent. Uh, she's probably like thirty five,
Speaker 2: she's married, and she's like, oh, I use Sento tomatoes.
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta make my anti pasta and her
Speaker 2: mother in law goes, is that the past so she
Speaker 2: looks sings gonna comera, she goes antipasta because a real
Speaker 2: Italian or fake Italian like USA. Mother was like you tell,
Speaker 2: yelling at her to say ata pasta. I saw another,
Speaker 2: Oh today, just today in Brooklyn on Thirteenth Avenue, I
Speaker 2: saw a fake Italian place.
Speaker 3: You know, you get a pizzeria or whatever.
Speaker 2: The sign on your place should be pizza or pizzaia
Speaker 2: right right by the way. It's spelled p i z
Speaker 2: z e r i a not not pizza rea, not
Speaker 2: pizza pizza.
Speaker 3: We've seen so many people that spell pizza a ria.
Speaker 2: But a lot of times you go to Connecticut or
Speaker 2: these other places and they make what they say appetee
Speaker 2: right a pizza pah apostrophe pz ap piez. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: a pizza pizza. I swear to God Brody, there's a
Speaker 2: pizza place in Brooklyn in our old neighborhood, and it's
Speaker 2: they're trying to do the apizz a PiZZ thing, but
Speaker 2: it's spelled a p i.
Speaker 3: Z z a a pizza a pizza.
Speaker 2: They want to be a pete apizza apiads a pizza,
Speaker 2: but it's pizza one word they try, they've misspelled it
Speaker 2: or they're trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: I don't know. There's a chain in New Jersey called
Speaker 3: a piez right, a.
Speaker 2: P i z z. Maybe maybe you pz uppes. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe they had it that way and got sued. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is called Dollar six Gate. The email from Lewis Chai.
Speaker 2: This is the other email. Oh yeah, we're still in
Speaker 2: the email segment.
Speaker 3: Remember that?
Speaker 5: Ok?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: This is Lewis from the greater Atlanta area. There's an
Speaker 2: area greater than Atlanta. I'm the one who sent you
Speaker 2: the Grammar police photo of the braised artificial beef flavor ramen. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: and I thought we weren't sure it was braised. It
Speaker 2: was artificial flavor or braised artificial meat, right anyway, brace Anyway,
Speaker 2: I leave a talkback, but this is way too long
Speaker 2: to fit in one talkback, so I decided to go
Speaker 2: with email.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they have scary talking back for you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm completely caught up on all your episodes. I'm
Speaker 2: here to chime in on the dollar and six debacle,
Speaker 2: which I will coin as Dollar six Gate. That's from
Speaker 2: episode two seventy Brody not here to debate the merits
Speaker 2: of a dollar and six dollar six and the.
Speaker 3: Principal great thanks for writing and the.
Speaker 2: Principle of not running it by you to charge a
Speaker 2: dollar versus a penny. I sincerely hope you pay your
Speaker 2: cousin back in all of this, because she is truly
Speaker 2: the one wronged in this situation. Imagine being taken out
Speaker 2: to a steak dinner by Scary and then having the
Speaker 2: whole meal comped by the restaurant, and then Scary has
Speaker 2: no cash to pay the tip and refuses to pay
Speaker 2: a dollar six when he asks for the restaurant to
Speaker 2: wring him up for a penny, and it is you
Speaker 2: who winds up paying the tip. You'd be on the
Speaker 2: podcast railing Skiy for it, demanding compensation. Your cousin deserves better.
Speaker 2: The truth of the matter is that, Brody, you have
Speaker 2: appeared to have fallen into the cheap ass bastard category
Speaker 2: amongst some of the some of the slices, and that
Speaker 2: is the true crime. Being painted as a cheap bastard
Speaker 2: is the major offense, and you should be upset. You
Speaker 2: are the victim here, so let's apply blame here.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm the victim Okay, as.
Speaker 2: Much as your cousin deserves better, she has partial fault
Speaker 2: in this. If she ordered an extra seven dollars worth
Speaker 2: of food, you wouldn't have a remaining balance on the
Speaker 2: gift cards, which would have allowed your card to be
Speaker 2: charged the balance, and thus you'd be able to give
Speaker 2: the server the tip you wanted to give them.
Speaker 3: Partial fault goes to the server.
Speaker 2: Clearly, if he didn't forget about your side dish, it
Speaker 2: may have been added on the bill, and again no
Speaker 2: remaining balance on the gift card.
Speaker 3: It was just cheese.
Speaker 2: Since we're blaming everyone but Brody, Scury is also a fault.
Speaker 3: Oh I love this guy. Pause for Scury's reaction.
Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here, you crazy. I have
Speaker 2: no fault in this. Why weren't you available to join
Speaker 2: Brody at this meal? Clearly a third quarter Scary would
Speaker 2: have ordered more advertisers for the table, and once again
Speaker 2: no balance remaining on the gift cards. I rest my case.
Speaker 2: It is clear Brody is the real victim and everyone
Speaker 2: else is to blame.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's sent with sarcasm, by the way, No no sarcasm,
Speaker 2: and some random thoughts from other episodes. The Satan Vietor
Speaker 2: Bagels from Montreal are the best bagels.
Speaker 3: They hang up on this guy's email.
Speaker 2: I told you, Brody, I'm not kidding. They really are awesome.
Speaker 2: Gotta try them when you're up in Montreal. I may
Speaker 2: or may not have written this email using chat GPT.
Speaker 2: Brody may have been called out as wrong in episode
Speaker 2: two sixty multiple times that one time, but Scary you
Speaker 2: were also wrong in that episode when you talked about
Speaker 2: the aliens. You said at the end of that segment
Speaker 2: it was all fun and entertainment. What that segment was
Speaker 2: neither fun nor entertaining. Okay, so obviously not a fan
Speaker 2: of Scary. Joe doesn't believe, you know, doesn't believe the
Speaker 2: aliens they're doing naked attraction segment. It's episode two seventy one.
Speaker 2: If Scary was in one of those booths, do you
Speaker 2: think they'd say that's a fine looking penis, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And add and judging from the looks of it, it
Speaker 2: looks like he's tried to s his own He's ssing
Speaker 2: his own D, right, I probably should have saved that
Speaker 2: for a talkback. Anyway, speaking of sing your own D,
Speaker 2: you should create your own clapper channel.
Speaker 5: For it.
Speaker 3: I am being facetious. Love you guys, Thank you Lewis.
Speaker 3: That was it. That was probably one of my favorite
Speaker 3: emails of the year.
Speaker 2: That was great.
Speaker 3: That was great.
Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of Naked Attraction, a lot of
Speaker 2: our slices went and watched the show despite my recommendations
Speaker 2: of you know, so I got a lot of people saying,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't watch it, and a bunch
Speaker 2: of people saying I'm gonna keep watching it all right.
Speaker 2: So uh yeah, and it's still I think one of
Speaker 2: the most stream shows on Max, very very successful at
Speaker 2: the moment. So uh, I don't think I'll have to
Speaker 2: watch it again because it was just I did it
Speaker 2: for the novelty of it.
Speaker 3: But uh, it's a thing. It's it's something to talk about. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, that the email asked if scary if
Speaker 2: if they would say, oh, that's a nice penis in it,
Speaker 2: don't forget I've seen scary penis.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: Check out Yeah, check out that episode and and you
Speaker 2: weren't impressed by it. I wasn't unimpressed. Okay, let me
Speaker 2: let me just say this. If you were on Naked
Speaker 2: Attraction and the only thing showing was your your gut
Speaker 2: and your penis. I think it's safe to say third
Speaker 2: quarter is scary. No one would notice your penis. Wow,
Speaker 2: there's another row with your penis. Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I think your penis? That was fine? No, I was
Speaker 3: third quarter scared. I'm no. My point is I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna cut you. Uh uh uh.
Speaker 2: You can't cut me my rabbit already did scary? Tell
Speaker 2: me if this doesn't sound weird to you. I was
Speaker 2: in a government building, nothing wrong, but a New Jersey
Speaker 2: government building. And when you first walk in as a
Speaker 2: metal detector and it says please remove your keys, your wallet,
Speaker 2: all metal objects from your pockets. And at the bottom
Speaker 2: of us of the sign, it's like a red and
Speaker 2: white sign. It looked like a parking sign, so itose
Speaker 2: whitewood red lettering.
Speaker 3: Very official. It said no cameras or recording devices allowed
Speaker 3: in the building.
Speaker 2: Huh. So I asked the woman who was running the machine.
Speaker 2: I said, are you guys going to keep my phone?
Speaker 2: So why do you ask? I said, Well, the sign says, uh,
Speaker 2: no recording devices or cameras, and clearly my phone is
Speaker 2: a camera and a recording device. You called that out
Speaker 2: to them. What if they decided to change the rule
Speaker 2: on the spot and take your phone.
Speaker 3: No, I knew what the problem was. Scary.
Speaker 2: Do you remember how I seeing signs like that back
Speaker 2: in the day, I say, I said, well, let me
Speaker 2: ask you a question.
Speaker 3: How old is this sign?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: She says, well, I've been working here in nineteen years
Speaker 2: and it's been here longer than me.
Speaker 3: So that was back when.
Speaker 2: Remember the days you couldn't bring a recording device into
Speaker 2: a concert. Yeah, you know, people would smuggle. Remember when
Speaker 2: a recording device was not on a phone. Remember when
Speaker 2: a recording device was like smuggle a big thing on
Speaker 2: your shoulder to film thing.
Speaker 3: It was a separate piece of equipment.
Speaker 2: Right now, every I mean now you people get yelled
Speaker 2: at because everybody films concerts. But back in the day,
Speaker 2: if you recorded anything, you were like you were thrown out.
Speaker 2: You had to hide everything. So this is from this sign.
Speaker 2: Nobody bothered to update the sign. There's like no cameras
Speaker 2: or recording devices like yeah, okay, that's cell phones right,
Speaker 2: she goes, they just don't want you to bring in
Speaker 2: the big ones on your shoulder.
Speaker 3: I go, who's doing that? Who's walking into.
Speaker 2: A government building with a camcorder on their shoulder, with
Speaker 2: like a shoulder harnessed thing that goes like padding that
Speaker 2: doesn't hurt.
Speaker 3: You, Like it's like a like a shoulder pad.
Speaker 2: Who's doing that? It's like, hey, New Jersey, it's time
Speaker 2: to update your your signage.
Speaker 3: Yeah you had? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love how you have to rattle their cage. You
Speaker 2: can't mind your own business. You are the human Larry
Speaker 2: d you are. You're Larry David, you are.
Speaker 3: My commer.
Speaker 2: My question was genuine until it hit me that the
Speaker 2: sign is freaking old. But I'm like, I have to
Speaker 2: give you my phone. I was serious.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's a recording device, no sign.
Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, what do you think of the
Speaker 2: reunion of and sinc?
Speaker 3: What do I think of it?
Speaker 2: I think Justin hasn't had it hit in six years.
Speaker 2: Well that's it's funny you mentioned that because well, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, did you know that the word in sync?
Speaker 2: Do you know where it originates from? I learned this
Speaker 2: earlier this week. Yes, because it's the last letter of
Speaker 2: all of their names except Lance, because he replaced the
Speaker 2: guy named a Jason, and so they needed a second n.
Speaker 2: So they changed Lance's name to Lanceton Lanston just so
Speaker 2: he had an edit the end of his name. So yes,
Speaker 2: I'm it's Justin is n sink, Yes, is for Chris,
Speaker 2: And then yeah, it's all of them. It's Joey is
Speaker 2: Y is the c so it's end sync and and
Speaker 2: but yeah they right, but like last two ends, Jason
Speaker 2: was the other end. But Jason got the old heave
Speaker 2: ho from the band, right, so when they hired there
Speaker 2: might be people going, oh my god, mind blown. I
Speaker 2: was today years old when I learned that. Yeah, all right, well, well,
Speaker 2: speaking of that, why did you bring it up? I
Speaker 2: brought it up because I got into an interesting debate
Speaker 2: with my friends about Justin Timberlake. For years, obviously he
Speaker 2: was the holdout, right, It's safe to say he was
Speaker 2: a holdout for Joey was waiting in the studio since
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight. I think Chris was Chris. Joey
Speaker 2: does ship, but Chris hasn't been working a lot. But
Speaker 2: if you think about it, Justin so Justin Timberlake now
Speaker 2: finally caved. Maybe these other reasons he's doing it.
Speaker 3: Somebody's wife was like, you need to get to the house.
Speaker 2: Speculation is that there's some crap coming in the new
Speaker 2: Britney Spears book and the tell All book that she's written,
Speaker 2: and that this is a diversion of that, that that
Speaker 2: this will be. Oh, they begins SYNC reunion, we're gonna
Speaker 2: follow and then we're gonna do a tour and we're
Speaker 2: gonna do an album.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a story.
Speaker 2: Or is that some conspiracy theorist who tweeted it and
Speaker 2: everybody ran with it that ladder. Yeah, but I just
Speaker 2: question for you, do you think that Justin Timberlake's stock
Speaker 2: as Justin Timberlake the solo artist is greater as the
Speaker 2: solo artist or with the group and SYNC with the
Speaker 2: today with the group these days? Yes, well, I mean
Speaker 2: he's a time No. No, he's been being a solo
Speaker 2: for fifteen years. Yes, But what I'm saying is right now,
Speaker 2: right now, he's bigger than SYNC.
Speaker 3: That's why he's going back with them, exactly.
Speaker 2: This was my point Justin Timberlake on his own was
Speaker 2: it's fit his own thing. But like if we're talking
Speaker 2: ten fifteen years ago, his stock was probably worth more
Speaker 2: as Justin Timberlake rather than Question than SYNC. At the
Speaker 2: height of Justin Timberlake's solo career. Yeah, do you think
Speaker 2: he ever hit the heights of in sync at their
Speaker 2: at their heights?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, multiple What is it?
Speaker 2: What was the name of the album, the Sexy Back album,
Speaker 2: that one, that one and the one before, I mean huge, tremendous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but in sync pandemic. In Sync though, was Beatlemania type stuff.
Speaker 2: Solo artist Justin Timberlake was a massive performer, a very
Speaker 2: successful performer, but in Sync was and Backstreet Boys were
Speaker 2: a global phenomenon. You know, so is Justin Timberlake as
Speaker 2: a solo artist. And even his early stuff with like
Speaker 2: like I Love You and My Love and and Sexy Back,
Speaker 2: he's a hit machine. And later with jay Z with
Speaker 2: suit and tie. You know, he came up with you know,
Speaker 2: you know and and and then I saw his concert
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: He didn't say so his concert now it makes them bigger.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's had pit seats right then, you have
Speaker 2: like seats right by thee. There were points in his
Speaker 2: life as a solo artist I think which his stock
Speaker 2: was more as as as Justin. But now because we're
Speaker 2: on this nostalgia tip and all these boy bands are
Speaker 2: getting back together because that's the hot thing to do,
Speaker 2: and because he because he's and because he's an older guy,
Speaker 2: and he really hasn't had a hit. I mean he
Speaker 2: had like can't stop the feeling right as six seven
Speaker 2: years ago and at least yeah, So I feel like
Speaker 2: now he is worth more as Justin from in Sync
Speaker 2: And that's probably why he he saw the writing on
Speaker 2: the wall and he's like, you know what, yeah, let's
Speaker 2: let me go back of this because we're a group.
Speaker 2: So he's stronger as a group than he is as
Speaker 2: a solo artist today in twenty twenty three, you know,
Speaker 2: in twenty fourteen, you would have had a different Yes,
Speaker 2: I'll make a prediction, though, what's that. I think Harry
Speaker 2: styles remains bigger than one Direction going forward. I think Harry,
Speaker 2: I think Harry's need to go back to one direction
Speaker 2: is a long way off.
Speaker 3: I think it's maybe similar to the Justin's.
Speaker 2: Uh Jay, I'll tell you what the difference is maybe
Speaker 2: fifteen years away maybe, But Harry writes his own music,
Speaker 2: he plays it.
Speaker 3: I mean, Justin writes his music too.
Speaker 2: But I think the other guys have done well enough
Speaker 2: in one direction. I don't know if they'll ever recover
Speaker 2: from Zaye, like I don't. I don't know if the
Speaker 2: five of them will get back together, but I think
Speaker 2: Harry's got a really long way to go before I
Speaker 2: think he would do a full blown reunion because it's
Speaker 2: not enough. Time has passed. I think it's the right
Speaker 2: time for insinc for sure. I think it's a good
Speaker 2: move on. So maybe in fifteen years it'll be the
Speaker 2: right time for One Direction, and then Harry'll rejoin and
Speaker 2: it'll realize, you know what, I'm stronger as a group
Speaker 2: than I am as a solo artist. Not now, I
Speaker 2: don't see that. I don't want to get too boring
Speaker 2: with this. I apologize slices.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, there's some interesting stuff here.
Speaker 2: As big as One Direction was, I don't think they
Speaker 2: had as many hits as in Sync, right, So like
Speaker 2: in Sync, in Sync has all time pop hits like
Speaker 2: no strings attached album, Bye Bye Bye, the massive We're like,
Speaker 2: I think ten years from now, Bye Bye byeble still
Speaker 2: people want to go to I want to hit by
Speaker 2: Bye on stage. I gotta hit by Bye Bye. I
Speaker 2: don't think One Direction was together long enough to have
Speaker 2: built the the the discography, the library that in Sync did, so,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know they'll be the they'll
Speaker 2: they'll be the group of girls that was in the
Speaker 2: pocket for One Direction when they were a hit, but
Speaker 2: in Sync had more pockets of girls, all fans of
Speaker 2: all all fans because they had like more albums that
Speaker 2: were successful. Therefore, you have a wider variety of age
Speaker 2: groups and you were popular longer. Therefore there'll be a
Speaker 2: larger demand when when the fourteen year old to the
Speaker 2: twenty year olds grow up. As opposed to One Direction,
Speaker 2: which was again, I don't if you're a one Direction,
Speaker 2: I apologize, but really they only had like a.
Speaker 3: Four year round. I'd get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were so no I see what you're saying anyway,
Speaker 2: but I liked them, but I like One Direction.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I thank you Rich and Covino for that.
Speaker 3: Rich and Covino. They had a Covino and Rich. I
Speaker 3: know Rich first.
Speaker 2: I know Rich first too, but it's Cavino and Rich,
Speaker 2: I say, Richard Covino, boy Brodian scary.
Speaker 3: Well, Rich was my roommate. How could I not put
Speaker 3: him first? Spooch towel.
Speaker 2: But I know they were having this debate about Justin
Speaker 2: and Sink versus n Sync.
Speaker 3: Now, I just thought i'd bring.
Speaker 6: It up here.
Speaker 3: That's all. I'll add one more thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know how credible anything Britney Spears says is
Speaker 2: these days, So I think I think we're good. I mean,
Speaker 2: if if if wrong things were done, then she should
Speaker 2: actually get it out. I just hope people don't judge
Speaker 2: her by how she is now versus the credibility of
Speaker 2: what she says. Live Brandey Alone, It's podcast, Leave Brandey alone.
Speaker 2: Leave you.
Speaker 3: What's that guy doing? You think that guy's married, like,
Speaker 3: has a family.
Speaker 2: Think he still feels the same way. Yeah, you think
Speaker 2: he watches Brittany Dancing with Knives and half naked and
Speaker 2: he's like, dude, Yeah, my favorite. My favorite of the
Speaker 2: Brittany Dancing with Knives is the meme is the one
Speaker 2: where she they put her behind the hibachi as a hibachi. Sef.
Speaker 2: That's hysteric, hoterrific. Yeah, it's hysterical, that's true. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: ill update, Remember last week I told you about the wedding.
Speaker 2: I was invited to solo. Yes, and I have a
Speaker 2: breaking news update as well, but you go first. Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: this is very quick. A casual friend that you thought
Speaker 2: you were better friends. With that invite, you would have guessed, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I decided to check the will not attend box not
Speaker 2: gonna go translation. They changed their mind, realized they made
Speaker 2: a mistake by inviting you and sent you an updated No.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm not going. Okay, I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: going to the wedding. I said, no, so I can't go.
Speaker 2: There's another words translation, Robin told you not going.
Speaker 3: She never said that. She never said that.
Speaker 2: Our exact words. I really would prefer you didn't go
Speaker 2: go away that weekend. Well, we're going away this weekend.
Speaker 2: We're going to Savannah Na na Na, Savannah Na na Na.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Savannah Brody. I'm really excited for.
Speaker 3: Oh, very good.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to that ghost We're gonna go on
Speaker 2: a ghost house tour. We're gonna go to see the
Speaker 2: pink house. Maybe, I don't know what the what's the
Speaker 2: pink house and a ghost tour? Really a ghost house tour? Oh,
Speaker 2: his house, foyer, ghosts in it all. Let's go to
Speaker 2: the next one. Well, I'm not going to London, I'm
Speaker 2: going to Savannah.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I It reminded me of the Jack the repertory I
Speaker 3: told you about, remember that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, here's where he current cuts out in the
Speaker 2: alleyway he murdered his third victim.
Speaker 3: Let's go. I want to see this stuff.
Speaker 2: They say that Savannah is one of the most hotes
Speaker 2: that you pay for a ghost. Savannah is one of
Speaker 2: the most haunted cities in America.
Speaker 3: So how do you not go?
Speaker 2: And how do I not go visit?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: Some do? Some get some Southern cooking with Pauladine Pauldine's restaurant.
Speaker 3: Are you is she cooking? I don't know. I hear
Speaker 3: She's a legend down there. They love her there.
Speaker 2: Of course, you know she is an old joke Pauldine
Speaker 2: joke that when she cooks, she puts she melts butter
Speaker 2: on her butter. Well, anyway, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: To of course, a scary is ready to go to
Speaker 3: Pauladine's restaurant. Oh my god, carry me out of you
Speaker 3: gotta check out the Savannah bananas. If they're there. You
Speaker 3: know who they are?
Speaker 2: Right? Oh my god? Someone the all them Globe trotters
Speaker 2: of Minor League Baseball is dalla and stilts.
Speaker 3: They ride bikes, they throw water. Is that wait?
Speaker 2: A second, is that why they named my because we're
Speaker 2: going with two of the couples. They named the group
Speaker 2: chat Savannah Bananas, and I thought that's just somebody just
Speaker 2: making something. Okay, Savannah bananas rhymes right, so chances are
Speaker 2: they rhymed the chat group the same reason why the
Speaker 2: team named themselves. There's no bananas, not that it's not.
Speaker 2: Savannah's not known for growing bananas. They like, Oh, Savannah bananas.
Speaker 2: It's a fun name for a dope fun And they
Speaker 2: tore the countries. I don't know they want to go,
Speaker 2: but uh, they played against our friend, Garia Parone. They
Speaker 2: played the ferry Hawks in State Nyland Ferryman and the
Speaker 2: Ferry Hawks.
Speaker 3: Ferry Hawks.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the Ferryman is an old song from the
Speaker 2: fifties speaking of Gary Parone when they're getting a little
Speaker 2: baseball here. But just to shout out Gary Paron our buddy.
Speaker 2: When the Mets hired the new president of baseball operations,
Speaker 2: David Stearns, David grew up as a Mets fan. He
Speaker 2: interned for the Mets, but before that he interned for
Speaker 2: the Brooklyn Cyclones. Gary gave him his first job in sports.
Speaker 2: Now he runs the Mets. And when he had his
Speaker 2: press conferenceations, I had to thank a few people. He
Speaker 2: thanked our buddy Gary Perron first.
Speaker 3: So now we know where to go for the free tickets,
Speaker 3: Gary Perron. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, now we know where to go for an internship
Speaker 2: so I can run the Mets someday.
Speaker 3: Oh and I thought, you know.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad play, Brody, just switching, bad play,
Speaker 2: switching gears all together and switching and just going into
Speaker 2: Mets baseball. Okay, you know what, this is not a
Speaker 2: good week for me to talk about going into Mets baseball.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: On Monday, I did a Mets podcast and it was
Speaker 2: a bunch of comedians and writers and we talked about
Speaker 2: why the Mets fired the manager. Okay, and we made
Speaker 2: playoff predictions because the Major League Baseball playoffs are going on,
Speaker 2: and we made predictions. The day after we posted it,
Speaker 2: a bombshell story came out about why they absolutely fired
Speaker 2: the Mets manager because he was being bullied into playing.
Speaker 2: Players want to play by the general manager. But yet
Speaker 2: we didn't talk about that because we'd already done the podcast.
Speaker 2: Then the playoffs started, and we were wrong so far
Speaker 2: in almost every prediction. Everything we said was wrong. So
Speaker 2: then on Wednesday, what's today? We're recording this on Thursday.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I did another Mets podcast, So I did the
Speaker 2: Blackcast on Monday bla DT you can you can check
Speaker 2: my Twitter and see it. And then on Wednesday we
Speaker 2: did the Believe Mets podcast b l EAV with our
Speaker 2: buddy Nick Durst. And on that Mets podcast, we talked
Speaker 2: about the Mets hiring their new President of Baseball Operations,
Speaker 2: David Stearns, and we talked about Buck Showalter being fired,
Speaker 2: and we talked about Billy Eppler, the GM not being
Speaker 2: fired even though they hired a new boss for him. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we said all this stuff and then the story came
Speaker 2: out blowing our podcast up and out of the water
Speaker 2: about what happened with Buck Showalter and how Billy Eppler
Speaker 2: screwed him.
Speaker 3: We didn't talk about that.
Speaker 2: Then today Billy Eppler, who we blamed, we blamed for
Speaker 2: some things yesterday, he quit today out of nowhere. So
Speaker 2: I did like two hours and twenty minutes of Mets podcasting.
Speaker 2: It's all in the shitter, but watch it because I'm
Speaker 2: funny and adorable. But that being said, and that's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's the problem with podcasting. You know, you don't know
Speaker 2: when you're gonna experience this, and it's it's it's on delay.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get it right away. I mean, who's
Speaker 2: posted it right away? But by the time you post it, yeah,
Speaker 2: news happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But uh, all right, well.
Speaker 3: So what else? Well, what else is good?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was at a zoo a week and a half ago.
Speaker 2: My wife he went to an event at a zoo.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a zoo event. It was like a beer thing,
Speaker 2: and they you know what a prairie dog is, looks
Speaker 2: like a groundhog, yes, like a squirre, like a check
Speaker 2: Like there are people in the country right now who
Speaker 2: like have them as pets or like or girl up
Speaker 2: put them in there in the backyard, Like, don't you
Speaker 2: know what goddamn prairie dog is? Scary the city boy
Speaker 2: I don't know much about anyway. Anyway, they looked like, uh, groundhogs,
Speaker 2: but smaller. They dig holes in the ground. Right anyway,
Speaker 2: So there's this groundhog exhibit at this particular zoo and
Speaker 2: there it's like a it's a it's a hill and
Speaker 2: around the hill is plexiglass, so and it's like the
Speaker 2: plexiglass is higher than you can reach, so you can't
Speaker 2: reach them, and you can look in and watch them,
Speaker 2: and you can watch them digging holes. And if they
Speaker 2: dig a hole near the plexiglass, you can see in
Speaker 2: the hole. So they're like they're scamping around and they're whatever. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're all sitting sitting down because this bench is by
Speaker 2: the prairie dogs, and the prairie dogs two of them
Speaker 2: start humping each other like doggy style or prairie dog style.
Speaker 2: I guess Prairie doggy style. Oh I just thought of that,
Speaker 2: Prairie dog doggy style. I think that's the name of
Speaker 2: this podcast, Prairie doggie Style.
Speaker 3: There you go. So they're going at it now, you
Speaker 3: want to give them some privacy? Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 3: The girl on the bench next to me tells a friend, look.
Speaker 2: They're fucking, and she grabs a cell phone. She grabs
Speaker 2: her cell phone out and she starts filming them fucking.
Speaker 3: And they're not paying attention.
Speaker 2: They don't know what a camera is or recording device,
Speaker 2: much like the New Jersey office building I was in,
Speaker 2: And they just keep fucking and she's filming it like
Speaker 2: it's a Harry Styles concert. And then at some point
Speaker 2: she's like laughing and calling her friends over, and the
Speaker 2: guy doing the doggie in the back he turns and
Speaker 2: is like gave her like a what are you looking
Speaker 2: at face, dismounted and then dug a hold and went away.
Speaker 2: And then the female praier dog was like, thanks man,
Speaker 2: yest me. You know, I love the viral videos of
Speaker 2: the zoo, Like a zoo around the country somewhere and
Speaker 2: a class trip is visiting and they just have the
Speaker 2: video of like all of a sudden, these two chimpanzees
Speaker 2: start like humping each other, like in front of.
Speaker 3: The kiss, pissing in their own hands and drinking it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like they know that they want to
Speaker 2: do something crude for like a bunch of eleven year
Speaker 2: old watching. It's great. So I seen a few of those,
Speaker 2: but it was a good thing this was an adult
Speaker 2: event at the zoo because at some point, you know,
Speaker 2: young kids will be like, hey, that prairie dog is
Speaker 2: hurting the other prairie dog, right, But at that point,
Speaker 2: you know, that's when you teach them about life. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know the people who don't want any of
Speaker 2: that shit taught in school. They don't want to taught.
Speaker 2: You know, they don't want their kids to learn anything
Speaker 2: until they're thirty. Nah, I mean, parent, you can't. If
Speaker 2: you're going there for education experience, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 2: take all of it in. I mean it is. And
Speaker 2: then when the prairie square, the prairie dog did for
Speaker 2: a while. But listen, if you follow the news, you
Speaker 2: know there are parts of the country that are less
Speaker 2: likely to want their kids to read books or be
Speaker 2: taught certain things in school. And so in New York
Speaker 2: or New Jersey, it might be like, Yeah, the fucking kids,
Speaker 2: here's that book, go read it. But in some parts
Speaker 2: of the country might be like, shun your eyes, don't look.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, it's nature, right.
Speaker 2: Every every creature has sex, right, Everyone has body parts.
Speaker 2: Everyone has penises and vaginas for the most part.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Some switch somewhere along the way and have all the ones.
Speaker 3: Some have both. They call those from aphrodite.
Speaker 2: It is a little bit odd that of all the
Speaker 2: body parts that people have, we don't want our kids
Speaker 2: to see the ones that are different. They're just body parts, right,
Speaker 2: They're just yeah, and legs The problem is we cover
Speaker 2: them up all day. So that's why they makes them
Speaker 2: elusive and makes them well yer right, because they're lurid
Speaker 2: and sexual. But if a kid sees a picture of it,
Speaker 2: it's not lord and sexual. It's just a body part.
Speaker 2: But if we walked around naked all the time, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be a big deal. It's the same way they
Speaker 2: introduce wine at the dinner table, and a lot of
Speaker 2: Italian and Spanish families, you know, it's like not a
Speaker 2: big deal.
Speaker 3: So do you mean do you mean Hispanic family or
Speaker 3: people from Spain?
Speaker 2: Spain from Spain from Spain, Yes, Spanish and Italian and France.
Speaker 2: There's always wine at a dinner table. So and so
Speaker 2: it's not a big deal for a kid to have
Speaker 2: a glass of wine. And so they don't have to
Speaker 2: hide it when they you know, when it's time to drink.
Speaker 2: You know, they won't have to like, you know, because.
Speaker 3: Anything that you if you know, right, if you normalize things, yes,
Speaker 3: and it's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: I believe in that. So the same thing with nudity.
Speaker 2: If we normalize nudity, it wouldn't be a big deal.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you and I naked is not normal.
Speaker 2: I mean it would be.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at people going to go to nude beaches.
Speaker 2: There there's the naked attraction on max right, that's the
Speaker 2: normalization of nudity.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I've been to nude beaches as a kid.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: We still have to walk through them to get to
Speaker 2: the yep, because of where we parked. And I'll tell
Speaker 2: you this, I'm into a nude beach in a really
Speaker 2: long time. I was at a nude beach in Italy,
Speaker 2: because you know it's Italy, everybody is naked, right yep.
Speaker 2: And if you're a slice and this doesn't apply to you, good,
Speaker 2: But I found that the people most comfortable with their
Speaker 2: bodies at nude beaches, to me, are the people that
Speaker 2: shouldn't be the most comfortable that I don't want to
Speaker 2: see the naked and I'm glad they're comfortable.
Speaker 3: I give them props.
Speaker 2: If you're not attractive and you go out there and
Speaker 2: you take clothes off you and you're comfortable, I give
Speaker 2: you all the credit in the world. It's much cheer
Speaker 2: if you're hot, right, Like, if you're a beautiful, sexy
Speaker 2: you know the world's looking at you, and you go naked.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, of course people can look at your question.
Speaker 3: You're comfortable.
Speaker 2: You're like, hey, look at me. But if I got
Speaker 2: an old beat up car, I don't go down the
Speaker 2: street going hey look at hell beat up car. I
Speaker 2: keep my head down and I drive to the next street.
Speaker 2: It's got to be given a course. I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: look at it. But it's got to be difficult if
Speaker 2: you're a guy, because if you're a grower not a shower,
Speaker 2: then you have real you know, that could be terrible.
Speaker 2: It's a traumatic and this this things that can be
Speaker 2: judged on women, right.
Speaker 3: Or right now? I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but you know, I'm just saying like
Speaker 2: I feel like the only guys that go to the
Speaker 2: only guys that go to new beaches are the ones
Speaker 2: that are showers.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I've seen some.
Speaker 2: I mean again, I'm not looking, but from a distance,
Speaker 2: your eyes are at the same level. All sizes are there,
Speaker 2: All sizes are there. And again, if you're a god,
Speaker 2: bless you, and do you have to remain semi excited
Speaker 2: just to show that you have something going on there
Speaker 2: walk into a new beach just oh, you mean a
Speaker 2: person in general hypothetical question not for you with of course,
Speaker 2: for the room, for the room.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, it's just me and you.
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about other men's penises. I don't
Speaker 2: know how many other's penises. Let's not talking about penises.
Speaker 5: Know what.
Speaker 3: I'm all for parents keeping the kids.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about we have to reset the reset, reset, reset,
Speaker 2: and Brodie.
Speaker 3: I mean, there was no way for that conversation.
Speaker 2: No, there was no way in either or out or
Speaker 2: in or out or in or out in around yea prairie.
Speaker 3: The prairie dogs are fucking the prairie dogs are fucking. Wow.
Speaker 3: I would I did not run to my phone to
Speaker 3: grab the phone. So, hey, did I hear you right?
Speaker 2: You said that after this podcast is over here at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock on a Thursday night, on a Thursday in
Speaker 2: early October, that you are going to your pool after this,
Speaker 2: You're going in your pool. Yes, I've had the heater
Speaker 2: on since about five thirty tonight. The pool is a comfortable.
Speaker 2: I set it to eighty eighty three degrees, and I'll
Speaker 2: be it's seventy degrees here in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: I'll be going in. I'm gonna watch Actually I'm late
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: I'll put on my Amazon Prime on my fire stick
Speaker 2: and I will watch Thursday night football. Oh okay, bears
Speaker 2: in the commanders. Wait a second, so the semed to
Speaker 2: be former commanders. But yes, the commanders. Who has their
Speaker 2: who in the northeast still has their pool going at
Speaker 2: this with a heated pool or an indoor pool, indoor pool?
Speaker 2: I think I can't do indoor pools. Why Ah, indoor
Speaker 2: pools are not pools. They're just like, ok, yeah, they're
Speaker 2: just like the other I feel about above ground pools. No,
Speaker 2: you have above ground pools. I understand. But uh, because
Speaker 2: we grew up in Brooklyn, above ground pools were not.
Speaker 2: I don't like indoor pools. All you do is you
Speaker 2: have that stench of chlorine in the air. I hate
Speaker 2: you do have that. And you have you know what
Speaker 2: else you have? You have that that permanent steam in
Speaker 2: the air. Yeah, right and right, But I still do it.
Speaker 2: I feel ski vis what I'm going in an indoor pool. No,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you you know what. I did it a
Speaker 2: couple of winters ago. It's been a while now, maybe
Speaker 2: six seven years, but I did. When my pool was
Speaker 2: closed in the winter, I rented, uh, my wife and
Speaker 2: I rented a hotel just to get in with the kids.
Speaker 2: We went in for the pool indoor, rented a hotel.
Speaker 2: The room was like seventy bucks and we went swimming
Speaker 2: the whole day. It was great indoors. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Who the hell goes in indoor pools?
Speaker 3: There was snow on the ground because there's a there's.
Speaker 2: A Marriotte Hilton, Marriott Marriott with a giant indoor pool,
Speaker 2: a huge dome and a beautiful indoor pool with like
Speaker 2: a dome ceiling so the sunlight would come in really nice.
Speaker 3: I'm shot.
Speaker 2: I felt like we were in a snow globe. I
Speaker 2: can't get into indoor pools. I just please. If you
Speaker 2: put a DJ on the side of the pool and
Speaker 2: some and liquore and bar service and sprinklers in the bottles,
Speaker 2: you'd be all over it. You're right, like, oh, indoor pool,
Speaker 2: you're right, you know, otherwise known as the pool after
Speaker 2: Dark and Harris in Atlantic City. Yes, yes, I was
Speaker 2: gonna bring that up. That's an indoor pool. You you're
Speaker 2: in that pool.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second.
Speaker 2: The problem the thing about that was on It's just
Speaker 2: the roof is so high up you think you're outside.
Speaker 2: It feels like you're outside. They have palm trees, trees, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's not really an indoor pool.
Speaker 3: Well it is. It's an indoor pool. And you've never
Speaker 3: been to a water park. I don't like water parks.
Speaker 3: That's another thing about me. I mean water parks. I
Speaker 3: had a comedy routine.
Speaker 2: I did a thing about things that are different when
Speaker 2: you go to a water park that you accept, Like
Speaker 2: if you're if give me for instance, if you're in
Speaker 2: my pool, right.
Speaker 3: That'll never happen, so why haven't bother?
Speaker 2: But let's say you're in my pool, yeah, Or you're
Speaker 2: in a hot tub on a on a cruise ship
Speaker 2: and a and a dirty band aid goes floating by.
Speaker 3: You're getting out right, Yep.
Speaker 2: If you're at a water park and you're about to
Speaker 2: jump in the lazy river and a dirty band it
Speaker 2: goes floating by, you just wave it away, You push
Speaker 2: the water and brush it away. Yeah, because you're not
Speaker 2: getting out. You're like, I'm in a water park, that's right.
Speaker 2: So there's things at water parks you're like, Eh, if
Speaker 2: somebody jumped into my pool in their underwear, I would
Speaker 2: throw them out of my house.
Speaker 3: I'd get out.
Speaker 2: But if you at a water park and some dude
Speaker 2: jumps in with his whitey tighty whities, I'm like that
Speaker 2: fucking you're okay with it? This chlorine, it's flowing. The
Speaker 2: water is moving so fast. The water that hit his
Speaker 2: underwear went by me in seventy miles an hour. It's
Speaker 2: already gone.
Speaker 3: So if man, okay, so okay.
Speaker 2: Remember that time that I was down in Atlantic City
Speaker 2: at the Golden Nugget and it was ninety five degrees
Speaker 2: in the middle of August, and then someone dropped the
Speaker 2: Golden Nugget. Someone know, someone dropped it. They turned the
Speaker 2: place into the Brown Nugget.
Speaker 3: The Brown Nugget.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, they dropped a little nugget in the in
Speaker 2: the pool, A nug A nug What do you I mean?
Speaker 2: Obviously everyone out of the pool at that point. It
Speaker 2: was blazing hot, and that was a freaking awful day.
Speaker 2: Would you would you get out of the pool if
Speaker 2: they just allowed you to continue to be in it?
Speaker 3: Oh, I would know. I would get out of the pool.
Speaker 2: It's not a water park. I'm just saying, there's there's
Speaker 2: health reasons. They make you get out for health reasons.
Speaker 2: They had a shot because the charticles float around.
Speaker 3: You can die from that ship. I'm getting out.
Speaker 2: They should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they had a shock to pool, everything everywhere. It
Speaker 3: was everybody out of the water.
Speaker 2: As if the ship in the pool wasn't enough of
Speaker 2: a shot on the hottest day of the year. They
Speaker 2: did that, well, somebody did it. Yeah, they dropped the deuce.
Speaker 2: The deuce is loose in the at the brown nugget,
Speaker 2: the brown nugget.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to a doctor or an expert
Speaker 2: at something that gave you really bad advice?
Speaker 3: I was. I was a physical therapy.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just still you know, I go a
Speaker 2: couple of days a week to keep my knee loose.
Speaker 3: It's stiffened up on me.
Speaker 2: And so one of the exercises that I have to
Speaker 2: do is I have to strap like a very tense
Speaker 2: rubber band type thing velcor around each ankle right, so
Speaker 2: it's like my ankles strap to each other.
Speaker 3: Then you're connected by two rubber bands.
Speaker 2: So the exercise is you crab walk right, so you
Speaker 2: stretch like your let's say, your right leg to the right,
Speaker 2: and then you you bring your left leg over, slide
Speaker 2: your you know, take a giant step to the side
Speaker 2: and then you slide your right leg over your second
Speaker 2: leg over to catch up. That makes sense, right, picture that. Yes,
Speaker 2: the first time I did it this particular exercise, I
Speaker 2: had an assistant, so not a not a physical therapist,
Speaker 2: but a whatever they call the assistance they're training.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: So she says to me, Okay, what you're gonna do
Speaker 2: is you're going to take a large step to the
Speaker 2: right with your right leg right foot, and then a
Speaker 2: small step with your left This is dead, No, it's
Speaker 2: just a stump to the left. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 2: gent did the right Okay, she says, so take it
Speaker 2: just that. So do that three times, take a law
Speaker 2: a large step with your right leg and then a
Speaker 2: little step with your left leg. Large step to the
Speaker 2: right with your right leg, and a little step you
Speaker 2: left leg. So I said, you know, if I listened
Speaker 2: to you, I'm gonna fall over in three steps.
Speaker 3: Right. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I said, At some point, I've taken nine feet of
Speaker 2: steps with my right foot and three feet of steps
Speaker 2: at my left foot, and I'm gonna split.
Speaker 3: Rip my hamstring.
Speaker 2: You have to take the same length step with both legs,
Speaker 2: with both feet, and she stands, she goes, Then she
Speaker 2: does it herself and goes, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't take large steps small step, large step,
Speaker 2: small step, you'll fall over. Good thing.
Speaker 3: I was there to tell the expert how to get
Speaker 3: me physical therapy.
Speaker 2: You imagine that.
Speaker 3: You know I'm not the first person she told us too. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, as I'm leaving physical therapy on Monday, a guy
Speaker 2: with a logo shirt for the place I'm going to.
Speaker 2: He's wearing the shirt he works there. He's holding a hacksaw.
Speaker 2: He gets off the elevator. He's holding a hacksaw. You
Speaker 2: know what a hacksaw is?
Speaker 3: Scary? Right, Yeah, because that was the first name of
Speaker 3: Jim Duggan. Yeah, as Jim Duggan.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's holding a hacksaw he used to hold walk them.
Speaker 2: So he's walking by. I go, oh, crap, what exercise
Speaker 2: is that for?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Obviously I'm joking. He woud a straight face. He says, no,
Speaker 2: it's it's not for an exercise. There's a pipe that
Speaker 2: needs to be cut. Dude, you really thought I thought
Speaker 2: it was for an exercise. You really thought I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: some people are some people taking a hand to take
Speaker 2: it literally Yeah, We're gonna do a hand exercise where
Speaker 2: I give some old guy who has athritis a hack
Speaker 2: saw to loosen up his wrist muscles.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, come on, point, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: So I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Uh you go. Then you didn't do breaking news. I
Speaker 3: didn't do breaking news. Breaking news.
Speaker 2: Now, hold on, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get you. Oh,
Speaker 2: I gotta get it.
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: Let's so get breaking news. That ghetto right there?
Speaker 2: Come on, Mary Well, this is a breaking news sounder.
Speaker 2: Time you played like sounds I could have actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: and you just you just played off your phone like that.
Speaker 2: That's Jenkins, You're a jankity. What is the first year podcast?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So what is this?
Speaker 3: Breaking news? Breaking News?
Speaker 2: Episode two seventy two with the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm
Speaker 2: David Brody sitting in my bedroom in front of a
Speaker 2: table and a monitor, witnessing scary Jones. Is pile of
Speaker 2: papers and crap is back on the table behind him.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. It looks crappier.
Speaker 2: Whatever I had to do, I had to do a wash,
Speaker 2: so I had to I had to wash my clothes
Speaker 2: and then you had to wash your papers. Now to
Speaker 2: wash my clothes, and they were in they were in
Speaker 2: the dryer, so I had to pull them out of
Speaker 2: the drying the papers. The papers were all in your dryer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: stack of papers with my dryer. That's right stage, that's
Speaker 2: storage for me. So I got, oh shit, I have
Speaker 2: to do a little laundry. So I had to take
Speaker 2: him out of the dryer where they were, and here
Speaker 2: they are back on the table. Okay, so when the
Speaker 2: wash is done, you gonna put them back in the
Speaker 2: washing machine, I guess.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when was the last time you looked at the
Speaker 2: pile or went through the pile.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time. Actually, Uh well, and what
Speaker 3: concern is it of yours? I think you have a
Speaker 3: problem with the pile, you know.
Speaker 2: I think it strikes a nerve and I think it
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Speaker 3: We call this, yeah callback. Yeah. I wasn't working in
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Speaker 2: But but still I was doing it to say, maybe
Speaker 2: you should talk to somebody, Maybe I should.
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Speaker 3: one horned, flying purple people eater. Maybe he'll take the
Speaker 3: papers away.
Speaker 8: The Brooklyn Boys podcast, we will be right back.
Speaker 2: Uh, so we have before we get into some talkbacks,
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you what happened on the Morning
Speaker 2: Show today that you would be very, very disappointed with.
Speaker 2: This is not in true David Brody form. You overpaid
Speaker 2: for something well that was not as good as money.
Speaker 3: We starts with a breakfast order, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Always the worst breakfast orders ever is that Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Even though you guys move studios and you don't go
Speaker 2: to the same place anymore, people can't get orders right
Speaker 2: for breakfast. Someone sent the uber eats out the or
Speaker 2: to the group order at seven point thirty. Yeah, at
Speaker 2: seven forty five, we placed the orders. I was sound
Speaker 2: asleep at that time God.
Speaker 3: Seven forty five replaced the order.
Speaker 2: They said, I'll be ready to pick up at eight fifteen,
Speaker 2: No problem, they'll drive it around boom, it'll be here
Speaker 2: by eight thirty.
Speaker 3: David Brody's reasonable. What ended up happening?
Speaker 2: The order never showed up and then the driver ghosted us.
Speaker 2: Had no phone number, no contact phone number. The order
Speaker 2: was just sitting there, never got completed it was, or
Speaker 2: if it did, I don't know whatever happened. My point
Speaker 2: is I went breakfastless this morning. David Brody, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He okay, I was right right, malnourished. I mean an
Speaker 2: emergency room. Did they rush you too, starved? It sucks man,
Speaker 2: you didn't have a flagel. But we were looking. I
Speaker 2: was looking. We were looking forward to breakfast this morning.
Speaker 2: It was a good one from a really great diner
Speaker 2: that was across on the east Side. And it wasn't
Speaker 2: the diner's fault because when we called the diner to
Speaker 2: track it down, they were like, oh, yeah, that guy
Speaker 2: left here about maybe you know a half hours old.
Speaker 2: Your fo okay, but how do you know that lying?
Speaker 2: How do you know they never gave the guy the food?
Speaker 2: And they're blaming the uber Etz guy. Well, we think
Speaker 2: that at that hour of the morning, these uber eats
Speaker 2: people like to triple and quadruple dip where they'll go
Speaker 2: pick up from different restaurants a bunch of orders, an
Speaker 2: order from here, an order from there, and then go deliver.
Speaker 3: It after the case, after the fact. You understand, you'll understand.
Speaker 2: Ye, So we decided, all right, we'll cancel the order,
Speaker 2: get a refund. So Andrew cancels the order and gets
Speaker 2: a refund.
Speaker 3: David Brody m h.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, that's where the story ends, and that's where I
Speaker 2: got angry because.
Speaker 3: I wait a minute, Wait a minute, you got a refund, got.
Speaker 2: A full refund. It was a big order for like people.
Speaker 2: It was like one hundred not even exactly. David Brody, Hello,
Speaker 2: what's not even? So I wrote in.
Speaker 3: The group chat exactly that he wrote even is not even?
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 2: They were like, okay, So that Andrew says, they gave it,
Speaker 2: got a full refund. Sorry everybody, Elvis Da Rand puts
Speaker 2: a check mark. Danielle says wow, and then Scotty B
Speaker 2: is like, oh great, great, we'll try tomorrow. And then
Speaker 2: Scotty B was complacent and then andrews, people have gone
Speaker 2: you you people have gone to hell since I left. Well,
Speaker 2: then Andrew goes, yep, cash is being deposited back into
Speaker 2: the account.
Speaker 3: And then I said agree, I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: They should give me an extra one for the stress, anxiety,
Speaker 2: wasted time, wasted time, lack of nourishment, and overall ruining
Speaker 2: of our day. Absolutely, after all, even if not even
Speaker 2: we need free to desert. I wrote that there in
Speaker 2: the group chat, and then yet nobody followed up. So
Speaker 2: I'm pissed we could be. That's a case, Slices, where
Speaker 2: you don't just know an hour and a half later
Speaker 2: you just take your fun, guys, because not only is
Speaker 2: the hour and a half goes by, but now I'm
Speaker 2: fucking starving, right. You can't just give the money back
Speaker 2: and be like, yeah, we fucked you. Is your money back? No,
Speaker 2: that's not even what am I talking guys, and Slices,
Speaker 2: you know better than that. But Andrew said, well, wait
Speaker 2: a second, that money's gonna come out of Uber eats
Speaker 2: his pocket And it wasn't their fault. It wasn't their fault,
Speaker 2: it was I said, it's squarely on. It's squarely their fault.
Speaker 2: It's not the it's not the restaurant's fault. In fact,
Speaker 2: and more importantly, the uber eats driver now gets to
Speaker 2: eat the food exactly. Didn't even show up late and cold, right,
Speaker 2: So either the restaurant lied and told the Uber EAT's guy,
Speaker 2: we don't have the order, just leave, or the eats
Speaker 2: people that looked if Uber Eats took the blame and
Speaker 2: gave your refund, then they're admitting they picked up the food. Correct.
Speaker 3: They may have given it to the wrong office.
Speaker 2: Correct. Well you know what, my my, my breakfast order
Speaker 2: this morning actually was perfect.
Speaker 3: What did you have? Well?
Speaker 2: I got up at eleven am, walked into my kitchen
Speaker 2: and I ate some leftovers from the night before. They
Speaker 2: were just the way I made them the night before,
Speaker 2: and all of it was delivered right on time. And
Speaker 2: I gave myself a tip.
Speaker 3: Good for you. Oh, by the way, speaking of tipping
Speaker 3: and cash, I went for lunch today. Scary.
Speaker 2: Remember I said I had dinner plans I couldn't record tonight.
Speaker 2: I moved my my moved my dinner with my cousin.
Speaker 2: I was the same cousin from the Dollar six story.
Speaker 2: We went and we had lunch at a diner and
Speaker 2: I left the cash tip this time.
Speaker 3: Oh look at you.
Speaker 2: Me evened it out, Hey, big spender. Let's get some
Speaker 2: talkbacks on yes. Oh, let me just tell you before
Speaker 2: we talked back. Last week, we got so many talkback
Speaker 2: scary and I played a couple of them after the
Speaker 2: podcast ended, and one of them was from our friend Sean.
Speaker 2: He's a Slice and Sean's a big fan and he
Speaker 2: works part time in Brooklyn, and so he was gonna
Speaker 2: go get some stuff. Anyway, Sean bought a Halloween costume
Speaker 2: from me on Facebook. Oh nice, and he responded he
Speaker 2: was punctual. He answered, he didn't ask dumb questions. It
Speaker 2: was available because they knew it was available, and I
Speaker 2: sold it to him. I met him at a neutral
Speaker 2: location and we had a great conversation and I said, look,
Speaker 2: we happened to have played your talkback, but we didn't have.
Speaker 3: We couldn't have. We didn't have time to fit it in.
Speaker 2: But he went to Llenb's Pomoni Gardens today or yesterday
Speaker 2: sent me pictures. He said was the best square Slice
Speaker 2: he's ever had. Man, Sean, Sean, what up?
Speaker 3: All right? Here's a man after your own heart attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah yep.
Speaker 2: If you listen to my heart radio app, click the
Speaker 2: microphone and now this is from episode two seventy one,
Speaker 2: some commentary, gotta.
Speaker 8: Be naked talk Hey Brooklyn boys, Slice for Life. This
Speaker 8: is Maryland from Omaha listening to episode seventy one from Maryland. Oh, scary,
Speaker 8: you totally got fucked Robin should have been invited. I
Speaker 8: am so sorry, Like that is really that has really
Speaker 8: fucked up. And Brody, that that show you were talking
Speaker 8: about the penis and the bodies, that is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I need to watch that show.
Speaker 2: Love you guys.
Speaker 8: Slice for Life, all right, thank you.
Speaker 3: I like the way I mentioned Vagina is also but
Speaker 3: she didn't.
Speaker 9: Sorry I forgot to say.
Speaker 8: It's Marlon from Omaha. But that that TV show, Brody,
Speaker 8: that is super funny. Like that is hilarious. I don't
Speaker 8: have that channel, but I almost want to get that
Speaker 8: channel because that is really good and scary.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you got fucked.
Speaker 8: Over and I would be hurt and offended too. And
Speaker 8: love Robin and love you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, love you Sly for showing here
Speaker 2: from Newton Scary.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry you're wrong with the whole plus one It's
Speaker 10: not about you and what how you we're going to feel.
Speaker 10: It's about the bride and groom on that day.
Speaker 2: I yeah, you.
Speaker 10: Got a lot of crap for it on the morning show.
Speaker 2: Nope, and.
Speaker 11: You're wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 10: I hate to say your bullshit, bullshit. I love you guys,
Speaker 10: bullshit again, keep going.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Sean, I love you too, buddy. But keep in mind,
Speaker 2: if they love me enough because enough to vite invite
Speaker 2: me to their wedding, their love for me should far
Speaker 2: exceed my choice and guest. And that's the that's the
Speaker 2: end of that.
Speaker 3: They don't love your guests, they love you.
Speaker 2: Don't matter, though they they should know that I'm going
Speaker 2: to pick somebody that's.
Speaker 3: Nice to be running in a decade.
Speaker 2: This could be wedding of the year's celebrity wedding, don't matter.
Speaker 2: I should be able to feel comfortable at their wedding
Speaker 2: and they should be mindful of my feelings.
Speaker 3: But you should also be comfortable.
Speaker 10: A context to my last talk back, I am in
Speaker 10: my early forties, single, no kids, been to weddings. I
Speaker 10: understand scary you you want to have a good time
Speaker 10: out of people you loveds wedding, but It's about the
Speaker 10: people's wedding.
Speaker 12: Not you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no, disagreet love you gosh no. If it was
Speaker 2: in Boys for Life, if it was about the couple,
Speaker 2: then they would just lope. But it obviously is about
Speaker 2: the wedding and having everybody there and their guests and
Speaker 2: their family. And as a host of any party, you
Speaker 2: should make your guests feel welcome.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I rest my case.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, hey Brooks and boys. Rebecca from Jersey here
Speaker 7: slice toly. This is to address Nick, the asshole who
Speaker 7: was going in on Brody about the one dollar and
Speaker 7: six cents. First of all, it's his dollar and six cents,
Speaker 7: so he can complain about it all he wants, and
Speaker 7: learn to argue better. When you argue, make sure your
Speaker 7: argument does not support the point of the person you're
Speaker 7: arguing with. All right, good job, Nick, get better.
Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, let's not.
Speaker 2: Let's not. Let's not curse each other. I love how
Speaker 2: the slices are turning on each other. They're attacking. This
Speaker 2: is becoming a YouTube comment thread. I love the support
Speaker 2: and if you guys want to send the people are wrong,
Speaker 2: just don't be too harsh on the comments because we
Speaker 2: love Nick Doo.
Speaker 3: Even though in the particular.
Speaker 2: But that's what people do in comments on Facebook and
Speaker 2: YouTube Facebook, and they find them.
Speaker 3: They get the same team here. Wait slices, wait, wait
Speaker 3: till things become racial.
Speaker 7: Hit hit the next goal, Brittain Scary Jamie from Queen's Here. Brodie,
Speaker 7: I caught.
Speaker 10: That great Ghostbusters reference that went right over Skeary's head
Speaker 10: as you talked about the water and the rain in
Speaker 10: New York City.
Speaker 7: Dogs and cats living together.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 5: I love that movie.
Speaker 7: I was watching it the night before you guys put
Speaker 7: out that episode. Thank you, great callback.
Speaker 2: Breddy, love you.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: By the way, Sean credited me as quoting Ghostbusters too.
Speaker 3: Nope, that was Ghostbuster.
Speaker 5: Some boys, says Paul, and until Sonny Florida Today. I
Speaker 5: just want to give a little heads up to the
Speaker 5: Talk Back Show episode two seventy one. All those people
Speaker 5: saying it's only a dollar six. Fuck that. I'm side
Speaker 5: Tom with Brody. I worked at a dollar tree. A dollar
Speaker 5: six is a lot. I want people get arrested over it.
Speaker 5: No joke. Slice to Life, shout out the one Valdez fuck.
Speaker 3: Dale, Oh, the one Valdez fan club.
Speaker 5: I k Brooklyn boys. It's Paul from not till Sunny
Speaker 5: in Florida again. I just want to say, scary, bring
Speaker 5: back the old I DS I miss here and I'm
Speaker 5: listening to the old episodes again. Y'all played so many
Speaker 5: I haven't heard any of those in years. Scary all right.
Speaker 2: And by the way, Sean would like the listening order
Speaker 2: jingles that I've been asking for for for a year.
Speaker 3: Okay, dang god, we're no more unus jokes. Wow.
Speaker 2: I was not a fan of that segment.
Speaker 13: Okay, No, okay, your friendly neighborhood mailman here, John Long Island, Brody,
Speaker 13: all these people ganging up on you, I'm with you, man,
Speaker 13: Now we're gonna do with that. I'm gonna take that
Speaker 13: McDonald's that might get that ninety nine ice coffee, And
Speaker 13: all I need is two more pennies. I can get
Speaker 13: any size than I want, large ice whatever. For the records,
Speaker 13: you wanted to be charge of a penny, so really
Speaker 13: it's a dollar five. So all these people don't know
Speaker 13: how to do maths. I got you, Brody, spice for life.
Speaker 3: Ye thank you.
Speaker 2: By the way, that dollar, all I need is a
Speaker 2: dollar to dream. That dollar could have been the winning
Speaker 2: lotto ticket Power Bowl.
Speaker 14: Scary Birdie, Birdie, scary jan from nWay see here. Scary.
Speaker 14: You should absolutely feel offended about having Robin not be
Speaker 14: invited to the wedding. That is a reason not to
Speaker 14: go in my opinion. Yep, you've been here with her
Speaker 14: for a long time and you should at least get
Speaker 14: the invite, the option of her being invited. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 14: do not go to that wedding. Big fans, Slice for Life.
Speaker 3: Nice Brokennoy, GEO Rockland County.
Speaker 12: I think we found somebody more fucking annoying than that
Speaker 12: valdezk guy.
Speaker 15: This fucking Nick guy. He's making me sick to my stomach.
Speaker 3: Green now anyway, love you guys, Lights to Life. That
Speaker 3: was from episode through seventy one later.
Speaker 2: That guy's fantastic. Let's go easy on Nick. But that guy,
Speaker 2: I don't think he's called before. He's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah. What was his first name?
Speaker 16: Do you remember?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: He's like, I'm from Rockland County. What a great voice.
Speaker 17: Oh the way, way way, Yeah, that's scary. That's the
Speaker 17: wands on the wish you house right now. Fourth quote, scary.
Speaker 17: You should already have your big boy pants on. There's
Speaker 17: no excuse, just go still, wedding mana, be happy for
Speaker 17: the couple of fun. Can you imagine if everyone who's
Speaker 17: got a single invitation for ships and giggles are like,
Speaker 17: you know what, let's just give.
Speaker 5: Them all plus month.
Speaker 17: Let's say a couple more thousand more dollars come on,
Speaker 17: scary mana bro.
Speaker 18: Hi, Guys, it's Hannah from North Carolina, formerly of Jersey.
Speaker 18: When I agreed with Brody about the dollar six, it
Speaker 18: wasn't because I'm part of a tribe. Even though my
Speaker 18: name is Hannah, I'm one hundred percent of Sicilian.
Speaker 2: That's why I she just wanted to clarify I'm not
Speaker 2: a jew.
Speaker 3: Honey, Honey, I know we're gonna be late for dinner.
Speaker 2: We have reservation. We got to leave this time cheapest Sicilian.
Speaker 2: Just want to let everybody know. Right, And by the way, Hannah,
Speaker 2: you can be Jewish and Sicilian ones or religion ones
Speaker 2: in nationality correct. I might take a twenty three days?
Speaker 9: Hey, Brooklyn boy is this is Becky from Phoenix. I
Speaker 9: normally never watch show recommendations, especially not you know, reality
Speaker 9: shows or game shows, but that Jenne's Halia show that
Speaker 9: you discussed. I had to see what it was all
Speaker 9: about and it was something else. It was so matter
Speaker 9: of fact, you know, there was no tiptoeing around the descriptions.
Speaker 9: You know, the contestants were, Oh, that guy's too big,
Speaker 9: and that girl's got a big bush, and that guy
Speaker 9: sack is too low. It was the funniest thing I
Speaker 9: watched in a long time. Thanks for the suggestion, Sice
Speaker 9: for Life.
Speaker 3: There you go, They're very welcome. That's British humor.
Speaker 19: Too, Jamie from Queens Again. I just wanted to say,
Speaker 19: a woman deciding if she wants a day a guy
Speaker 19: based on his junk, that's nuts.
Speaker 2: Hio.
Speaker 11: Hey, what's up Brooklyn boys, Garry Brody about that wedding
Speaker 11: that you got invited to?
Speaker 5: Scary?
Speaker 11: I think it's just a common courtesy, even if you
Speaker 11: don't know the other person's plus one, it's just a
Speaker 11: common courtesy. So in them as a plus one.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 11: And to me, it's not like they don't know that
Speaker 11: you're with Robin, because it's not like you don't mention
Speaker 11: her on the show.
Speaker 20: Hey, guys, Ryan from Connecticut, listen, Scary. It is just
Speaker 20: a dollar. It's Brodie's fucking dollar.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 20: I'd rather give the server an extra five dollars than
Speaker 20: give the fucking restaurant who already got my money one
Speaker 20: more fucking dollar. And Walmart puts a charge on your
Speaker 20: fucking receipt for just a dollar six? Are you just
Speaker 20: gonna accept it because it's just a dollar?
Speaker 3: The fuck apples and oranges.
Speaker 2: It's not the same thing. It's not the same thing
Speaker 2: that was he quoted William Spakes Shakespeare right there. You
Speaker 2: heard him at the end when he said the fuck
Speaker 2: out of here, thank you.
Speaker 21: What's up, Brooklyn boys, It's Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Speaker 21: I can't even Brody and Scary today because I'm mad.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 21: Brody? No discounts for Yankees fans. I'm not even a
Speaker 21: baseball person like that. I'm a soccer person, but fuck
Speaker 21: you know, discounts for the Yankees. Second of all, Scary,
Speaker 21: let's talk about this wedding, whether you got invited with
Speaker 21: the plus one or not. Why are you so adamant
Speaker 21: that Robin has to go? You can't go without her.
Speaker 21: You're not your own person. Come on, buddy, let's go.
Speaker 3: It's fantastic. Fair enough, fair enough.
Speaker 22: I Brody and Scary, Scary, Brodie It's Deays from Connecticut,
Speaker 22: leading feedback on episode two seventy one scary one million
Speaker 22: percent agree with you on the plus one invite. I
Speaker 22: think it's kind of messed up that someone would invite
Speaker 22: you to their wedding and not know if you have
Speaker 22: a significant other. I just think it's an appropriate thing
Speaker 22: and a nice thing to do. Good gesture to invite
Speaker 22: someone that you love enough to have at your wedding,
Speaker 22: and you should know if they have a plus one.
Speaker 22: That's just me and I don't know. I would be
Speaker 22: pissed too. I agree with you. Fucked Dell and fuck
Speaker 22: them for not inviting a plus one.
Speaker 2: Sorry Robin, they go fuck that again.
Speaker 22: From Connecticut. Just wanted to let you guys know that
Speaker 22: I was upset to see Tacoma FD try to rip
Speaker 22: off Brody about his fart water. I hope you ask him,
Speaker 22: and I hope you understands what this message means because
Speaker 22: I sent him a DM on Instagram and uh, they're
Speaker 22: they're doing fart water jokes man. I really hope that
Speaker 22: some residual payments here they're better besing cast flow into
Speaker 22: the brook and he could set up some new merchant
Speaker 22: that merch shop.
Speaker 3: That's all about. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I've never watched the show Tacoma f D, which
Speaker 2: I guess is the Fire Department of Tacoma, Washington. But
Speaker 2: in the end the scene, I think it's a comedy.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a reality show whatever. The guy
Speaker 2: is standing up talking to the other firefighters. He goes,
Speaker 2: I can't believe you drink this flavored water stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: like whatever, the carbonated flavor water.
Speaker 3: Everybody makes it right now, right, He says.
Speaker 2: Let me show you how you make this stuff that
Speaker 2: you're paying for your drinking. He takes some fruit and
Speaker 2: he squeezes the juice in his mouth, and he takes
Speaker 2: the bottle of water.
Speaker 3: He puts it by his ass and he goes back
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 2: He didn't say fort water, but he he acted out
Speaker 2: farting with a bottle.
Speaker 3: So so Brooklyn.
Speaker 21: Is Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx cigare unlike Maddie
Speaker 21: from Queens and everybody else. I'm not over here counting
Speaker 21: Brodie's money.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 21: Everybody's talking about it's a dollar. It's just a dollar,
Speaker 21: a dollar six, But that's fucking Brodie's dollar. Do I
Speaker 21: give a shit about the dollar. No the fuck I
Speaker 21: don't because it's a dollar. But does Bertie, Yes, he does,
Speaker 21: because that's the person he is. That's the person we.
Speaker 3: Love cheap best s faust in his money, it's his dollar.
Speaker 12: Hey guy, that's how you doing this?
Speaker 2: Gilbert down here from the state of Texas.
Speaker 23: Why sure, I'm glad you guys didn't get washed off
Speaker 23: to see what all that rain you had up there,
Speaker 23: and last week it.
Speaker 24: Ain't rain to drop down here in Texas, Drs.
Speaker 25: Bone.
Speaker 24: But anyway, I'm sure I am tired of hearing about
Speaker 24: that steak dinner by that steak dinner once and for all.
Speaker 6: Will you it?
Speaker 24: Just want steak dinner. He's not asking for a whole
Speaker 24: of short chops and sausages. And but nobody's in Canos,
Speaker 24: Alp just won't steak Benee, you owe it to him.
Speaker 24: That is a put on because a caricature of oh my.
Speaker 15: God, scary. This is Harris from Norton, New Jersey. Nick,
Speaker 15: you're being a dick. Bertie was saying, let me know
Speaker 15: before you charged me the dollar.
Speaker 3: He didn't.
Speaker 15: He's not upset that it was a dollar. He's upset
Speaker 15: that he didn't tell him first. You got to listen
Speaker 15: to the episode once again.
Speaker 2: This is Harris.
Speaker 3: Harris was so nice, Harris.
Speaker 12: Hey fellas, it's back to episode two and seven. Then
Speaker 12: I believe it's a correct terminology with me. Yeah, flow
Speaker 12: at fart. You don't take a part, or you don't
Speaker 12: believe a fart. Well, I'll let im think about it.
Speaker 12: Maybe you might blow a farty. It might get a
Speaker 12: whiff of it and you can't take it.
Speaker 2: Who is this guy? This may be the best batch
Speaker 2: of top bats we've ever done.
Speaker 10: From Connecticut.
Speaker 2: Pretty scary scary Brody Rody.
Speaker 6: I totally agree with the dollar six That motherfucker should
Speaker 6: have rang up a penny. I've worked in a bunch
Speaker 6: of retail, bunch of everything, everything that could give you
Speaker 6: a tip, and you definitely could have done one one penny,
Speaker 6: one penny or at least five cents something like that.
Speaker 6: But I totally agree with you, all right, Rody, Scary
Speaker 6: scary bro Ah white hat again Brody, scary scary Brody.
Speaker 6: Who else that that leaves these voice messages thinks that
Speaker 6: this is way too quick to leave a fully detailed,
Speaker 6: awesome message that needs to be read or played on
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 3: Come on, is that how many seconds thirty.
Speaker 16: Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Bethany from a reading PA
Speaker 16: and I just need to say that this whole dollar
Speaker 16: six situation is quite ridiculous considering Brody paid I don't
Speaker 16: know two nine to roll the dice on some scandalous website.
Speaker 16: So just saying you've put your money for I did.
Speaker 3: It for the show, Clapper. I did it for the show.
Speaker 2: Good point, good callback though, But if I if I
Speaker 2: throw away my dollar sixes all the time, I wanted
Speaker 2: money for Clapper Clapper, Brooklyn boys, what's up at?
Speaker 13: Don Kron from Sandusky just wanted to give a shout
Speaker 13: out for Brody.
Speaker 3: Great recommendation on Naked Attraction.
Speaker 26: I checked it out and I'm laughing my ass off
Speaker 26: right now.
Speaker 3: I gotta see this now. It's on my radar.
Speaker 4: Hey, Brooklyn boys, boys, Brody and scary, Hey scary about
Speaker 4: talking about missing the joke. You just missed the joke
Speaker 4: that Brody just said about Kats and dog total mayhem.
Speaker 4: That's from Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3: Ghostbusters.
Speaker 4: Come on, man, thank you, hey boy, he's always brody
Speaker 4: and scary, he's scary. I do have theories and why
Speaker 4: Robin wasn't invited or you were invited with a plus one.
Speaker 4: It will be a three part theory and it'll be
Speaker 4: two seasons of it and it will be recorded later today.
Speaker 4: But I think it's on your last Instagram post you
Speaker 4: put her as your travel buddy. Not even girlfriend said,
Speaker 4: not even you know, future wife, nothing, so that.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's had another five coming up.
Speaker 2: I could see it. I'm just gonna skip over them.
Speaker 2: You skip over Kuan Valdez. Now let him finish his
Speaker 2: thought on this one. Oh god, hey boy, Juan Valdez.
Speaker 4: And it's always Bridian scar scary. Maybe this couple know
Speaker 4: you more than you think. May be the bride knows
Speaker 4: you more than you think. And she's like if she
Speaker 4: if he doesn't marry Robin, if he doesn't propose to Robin,
Speaker 4: not even engaged Robin, then she's not invited. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: hurt him. I'm gonna do this maliciously. She wants you
Speaker 4: to see your relationship with Robin, and hey, broken boy boy,
Speaker 4: it's always Bridian scary.
Speaker 2: Hey's scary.
Speaker 4: You want Robin to have engaged status or marriage status
Speaker 4: without actually doing the work. Unfortunately, you haven't proposed. You
Speaker 4: don't want to marry her. This is all about you,
Speaker 4: and now you want her to be invited to a
Speaker 4: friend's wedding that you are invited to because it should
Speaker 4: be logical.
Speaker 10: I don't know, my guy.
Speaker 4: You gotta put a ring on it. If you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, you gotta do something about it.
Speaker 3: He's cutting off.
Speaker 4: Hey is your boy about? And it's always brillian, scary, scary.
Speaker 4: I seriously hate when people say all marriages and and
Speaker 4: then divorce say that, yes, everything and the divorce or death,
Speaker 4: no even friendships, even anything. If you're together one day,
Speaker 4: you'll be separated. You know, people don't last forever. I
Speaker 4: don't understand.
Speaker 2: The voice. I don't.
Speaker 4: That's not the worst thing.
Speaker 2: You can't fuck with math.
Speaker 3: These are stats.
Speaker 4: Hey, broken boys State New York. I love them both.
Speaker 2: It's always brody and scary. I love Scary. He knows
Speaker 2: that I have enough of him scary.
Speaker 27: Christy saddlebrooks plice for life. I tak major offense. I
Speaker 27: am not cheap. I am the most generous person I know.
Speaker 27: I host Christmas and Easter. Everybody gets a gift at
Speaker 27: the play setting, whether we exchange gifts or not. There
Speaker 27: is another gift at the play setting. An easter basket
Speaker 27: filled with all your favorites at the place setting at
Speaker 27: the table in.
Speaker 3: Eastern I'm going there.
Speaker 5: It was based on principle.
Speaker 27: It's not the dollar six, it's the point he said,
Speaker 27: a pennies.
Speaker 3: And it's also the penny and the dollars, he Brody.
Speaker 12: A cheap bastardy.
Speaker 23: You know, occasionally I'll go back and listen to the
Speaker 23: prior episode because I sure do enjoy your podcast. I'll
Speaker 23: tell you what and when you were telling the story
Speaker 23: about the one dollar fiasco at the restaurant, you did
Speaker 23: tell the poor fellow to bring you up for a
Speaker 23: penny or whatever he had to do, and he did
Speaker 23: whatever he had to do. Oh, when you're wrong, you're wrong,
Speaker 23: just like herbal instances all over again.
Speaker 2: He's rooting touting us bright.
Speaker 5: Scary scary Brody.
Speaker 26: When are you guys going to have another podcast in person?
Speaker 26: Still waiting on one. It's been a while, but so scary.
Speaker 26: Cut the slack and stop going on vacation.
Speaker 6: For a while.
Speaker 2: Wow, I think this here, man too late.
Speaker 5: We're going big.
Speaker 26: Wait another goddamn week.
Speaker 2: Not my fault, the big show. We're on vacation, vacation
Speaker 2: all next week. Yeah, this is the added post Brody
Speaker 2: vacation week. We are on vacation all next week. Hey,
Speaker 2: Brody and Scary truck or Sam here.
Speaker 3: I just gotta say, everybody talking.
Speaker 2: About that, it's only a dollar six where you can tip.
Speaker 3: Think about it.
Speaker 20: If that restaurant did that to one hundred people, then
Speaker 20: that is a one hundred dollars that they made free
Speaker 20: and clear without having to do anything.
Speaker 3: That is hundred profit for them. I do not agree
Speaker 3: with that. Okay, he's right, one hundreds.
Speaker 25: Scary and Brody Brody and Scary Scary. I agree with
Speaker 25: you about the plus one. They should not make assumptions
Speaker 25: that you don't have anybody in your.
Speaker 2: Life, thank you.
Speaker 25: Uh they shout to leave you know, I'm leave you
Speaker 25: in a position where you know you wound up going
Speaker 25: to the wedding by herself. You at least go with
Speaker 25: somebody if they're worried about was no play on.
Speaker 3: That cut off? Sorry about that last couple.
Speaker 27: Christy again, Slice for Life, Scary. You should have called
Speaker 27: the flag Ol Bagel place. You could have called them
Speaker 27: during a commercial. It would have taken a minute just
Speaker 27: to tell them, hey guys, you made a mistake, and
Speaker 27: they could have offered you some free flagels. At the
Speaker 27: very least at the next time you went in there,
Speaker 27: they would have given you a free flagel number one.
Speaker 18: Number two. Don't go to the.
Speaker 27: Wedding or contact the bride and or groom.
Speaker 26: And say Robin was a little.
Speaker 27: Offended that she wasn't invited to your wedding.
Speaker 2: Why would I start, Who's Robin scar.
Speaker 3: Last one?
Speaker 25: Scaring bro? You brit ain't scary? This is a Fernando
Speaker 25: from what Bridge? Quick question? Is Nika that attraction a sponsor?
Speaker 25: No is a max sponsor?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 25: Here's that you just uh bombarded their ratings. Love you
Speaker 25: guys take care of it.
Speaker 2: So he thinks, oh, he thinks that they're a sponsored
Speaker 2: and we were just it's like kind of like just
Speaker 2: slipping it in there, like.
Speaker 5: The room.
Speaker 3: We did it. We helped.
Speaker 2: The ratings were huge when I found out about it.
Speaker 2: That's why I brought it to the show. That's why
Speaker 2: I watched it because people were talking about it. I
Speaker 2: have my ear to the grounds, to the grindstone, I
Speaker 2: have my finger on the pulse, my eyes on the
Speaker 2: penis vagina.
Speaker 3: Do you do whatever?
Speaker 2: And the prairie dogs too. The Prairie Dogs are fucking jez.
Speaker 2: What do we say A prairie doggy style is the
Speaker 2: name of the podcast. That's the name of it, Prairie
Speaker 2: Dog And we'll see you in a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: because I gotta go pack right now.
Speaker 3: It's scaries on the post Brody vacation week. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I wish they could take you with me. Brody. Oh
Speaker 3: you could have instead of Robin. I give you your
Speaker 3: plus one. Actually, I'm just saying that. I'm giving you
Speaker 3: lip service. Oh, I'll take what i can get. I
Speaker 3: don't want your modification.
Speaker 2: You're jet bastards.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna ask my dad.
Speaker 2: I'm going out with the boogie bastards, the Brooklyn Guys
Speaker 2: Boys Brooklyn Boys, b