Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It's Lala Kent.
Speaker 1: Welcome to untraditionally, Lala is welcome back to untraditionally, Lala.
Speaker 1: I'm here with my untraditional family, Lisa Burningham, my mother, T. T.
Speaker 1: Burning Ham, my brother. How is everybody so fan fantastic?
Speaker 3: Other than I didn't sleep a wink, but I guess
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: If I'm snoring, and I think it's the opposite. I
Speaker 1: think when you're not snoring, you're sleeping. There's no way
Speaker 1: that you could sleep through that. It's just I don't
Speaker 1: understand how you could get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to get a sleep apne I can't,
Speaker 3: so doctor.
Speaker 2: My mom is everything.
Speaker 4: She's going to be a fighter.
Speaker 1: Be with you twenty four to seven with one of
Speaker 1: those cameras on their head. Oh, we should put a
Speaker 1: GoPro on your head at all time.
Speaker 5: I would love that, is what we're doing.
Speaker 4: I'm just doing what do you.
Speaker 1: Mean, just so I can see what your daily doing
Speaker 1: is watching you walk around the house like a true
Speaker 1: t rex. Oh, I love her so much. Yesterday, you guys,
Speaker 1: I was like, Hey, I need you to wake Ocean
Speaker 1: up for school. I have interviews crack of dawn like
Speaker 1: six am. She was like, okay, that's fine. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: Ocean gets up at seven, like that's just how the
Speaker 1: routine works to get her out of the door, and that's.
Speaker 4: Why she didn't set night.
Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm in the glam chair. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the clock. I'm like, it's seven ten. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: going to like go see what's going on.
Speaker 2: I go in. She says, I need ten more minutes.
Speaker 1: Seven point thirty is when the household finally starts Torontosaurus
Speaker 1: rexing its ass off where it's like it felt like
Speaker 1: the Walking Dead?
Speaker 3: But what did I do the night before?
Speaker 1: And then she didn't go to school at all? Why
Speaker 1: did I Ocean didn't go to school at all?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: That was that day?
Speaker 1: Yes, that day everything up. We knew one time we
Speaker 1: had to be up. And then finally it was like whatever,
Speaker 1: no school.
Speaker 3: But she gets herself dressed.
Speaker 2: She is five.
Speaker 1: My mom always says this to me. She's like, she
Speaker 1: gets herself dressed, Thank god, she'll be present because it
Speaker 1: just lets her know that she's a child and not
Speaker 1: an adult.
Speaker 3: Comes into my room after she gets dressed to show
Speaker 3: me your outfit.
Speaker 2: I know what I get her dress. Do you understand
Speaker 2: how this works?
Speaker 3: Even this morning?
Speaker 2: Yes, even this morning she dresses herself.
Speaker 1: With you maybe, but I walk in the room and
Speaker 1: I get her ready.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm her mother.
Speaker 3: Well you gotta teach her to be independent?
Speaker 1: Is this a joke?
Speaker 4: I think for Lisa to sleep more.
Speaker 1: You would think that I would have moved out earlier
Speaker 1: with this as my mother, But I didn't. I rocked
Speaker 1: it until I was twenty three. I couldn't get enough
Speaker 1: of the independence. I was so independent that I was
Speaker 1: like mom ned house. I have a plethora of messages
Speaker 1: wanting to know what work you have had done, Mom,
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 3: I got robbed.
Speaker 1: No, but I think we should talk about this because
Speaker 1: you have gorgeous skin. You look amazing. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about what you've had done. Things that you wish
Speaker 1: you wouldn't have had done, Wish you would have been
Speaker 1: better at just you, wish you would have been more
Speaker 1: knowledgeable on Yeah, you're the person who taught me Vaciline
Speaker 1: around the eyes, vaciline around the lips to prevent crows
Speaker 1: feet and the crinkles or whatever. Don't use a straw
Speaker 1: as much as you possibly can make sure that you
Speaker 1: keep your face, chest and shoulders out of the sun.
Speaker 3: Where the chest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you always say you'll look like me, and
Speaker 1: then she shows me her body and I go.
Speaker 2: Geek, no, no sun get away.
Speaker 1: When I got home from Mexico and Hawaii, everyone was like,
Speaker 1: You're the only person I know that would come home
Speaker 1: from like a opical vacation and look like you were
Speaker 1: in Alaska.
Speaker 4: You came home. I'm not kidding you. You came home
Speaker 4: paler from Hawaii was possible. Thank you. I appreciate that
Speaker 4: you did well, like keeping out of the sun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I must get sun spots.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So what have you had done, Lisa Bie?
Speaker 3: A facelift?
Speaker 7: Okay, a botched facelift, I might add, I think you
Speaker 7: botched it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that was the doctor. He
Speaker 1: fell off the face of the ear.
Speaker 3: Listen he did no listen to this.
Speaker 7: I had a facelift and I started giving a horrific earache,
Speaker 7: like horrific, to the point where I was crying.
Speaker 3: I called my doctor.
Speaker 1: It's important to know that you have a very high
Speaker 1: pain times. My mom has passed kidney stones on her
Speaker 1: own no help twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you were crying and in the fetal position
Speaker 1: over this like.
Speaker 2: It was excruciating. It was the worst carry on.
Speaker 7: So he's out of town, so he refers me to
Speaker 7: one of his colleagues.
Speaker 3: I go in there. They start digging around you guys.
Speaker 7: They pull this piece of cotton that had been stuffed
Speaker 7: down my ear drum bloodied. It was disgusting. I have
Speaker 7: a picture of it. It was sick and that's what
Speaker 7: was given me.
Speaker 4: So you forgot to take that out.
Speaker 1: Tried to blame it on the nurse, but you recall
Speaker 1: that being decide he was working.
Speaker 3: All right, yep, And they all got reprimanded.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And then I think I wore that, you know, the
Speaker 7: face thing that pulls your like after surgery. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: think I wore that too much, That's what I think,
Speaker 7: because I've got this like it was the wrinkles from
Speaker 7: the because you.
Speaker 5: Were so into that, that's the one thing that I
Speaker 5: remember you always wanted it on.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I think I wore it too much. But
Speaker 7: he had agreed to go back in and fix things
Speaker 7: that I didn't like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't want him touching you after that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was very And then he.
Speaker 3: Did a pixis called is it PIXI ears?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gave you pixie ears.
Speaker 7: Which I had the cutest ears now that the most
Speaker 7: terrific years gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Mom, I don't want they sow your ear lobes to
Speaker 2: your sake.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden had it. People thought Joe Biden wasn't Joe
Speaker 1: Biden anymore because I're like, look at his ears.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the guy got picture here from a facelift.
Speaker 2: You guys, Everyone calmed down.
Speaker 1: The government didn't replace him with someone, although I think
Speaker 1: they do do that. I know he.
Speaker 4: Walks like those robots have seen.
Speaker 1: Like, Mom, it's called age anyway, called arthritis. So you
Speaker 1: had the facelift that we weren't happy with. You went
Speaker 1: under for the facelift and got your eyes done as well.
Speaker 7: And this was a mistake I made. I had it
Speaker 7: like this kind of fatty cyst on my back. You
Speaker 7: had them do that, and I had him do that too,
Speaker 7: and I think it was too much, like too much
Speaker 7: concentrate on my face.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's not really cosmetic though.
Speaker 4: That was just it.
Speaker 2: You didn't even notice that, you just could feel it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So then the eyes. Then they gave you the co
Speaker 1: two peel. Yes, you guys. I wish I could show
Speaker 1: you pictures.
Speaker 3: It's terrified.
Speaker 2: It is terrify.
Speaker 1: And then she had this drain coming out of it
Speaker 1: right here that would just if she would tilt, it
Speaker 1: would just bleed everywhere. And I'm terrified of blood. It
Speaker 1: was well and I can't even talk about it. She
Speaker 1: comes out of the room okay, and I'm waiting for her.
Speaker 1: I call her friend and I go, I am not.
Speaker 2: Equipped to handle this. You need to come.
Speaker 1: Like I'm about to pass out. There's no way I
Speaker 1: can drive this woman home. I'm fucking ill. It was
Speaker 1: so like between the bandage, the sliced eyes, the controlled
Speaker 1: third degree burn, I was like, I'm I'm going down.
Speaker 1: It was awful, but I do at some point want
Speaker 1: to take you back in. I actually talked to Terry Debrou.
Speaker 1: I was like, if there's like a season of Botched
Speaker 1: or something, I really want to take care of my mom's.
Speaker 1: Have you had your boobs done lease mine? Yeah, you're oh,
Speaker 1: don't act still repulse by the thought of getting your boos.
Speaker 4: Like a fantastic thing. I'm done. I really got robbed.
Speaker 4: I've e the botched.
Speaker 1: No, You've got great boobs.
Speaker 3: Thank you. No, I never had my babies done.
Speaker 2: Eastern wants to get out of the room.
Speaker 5: I'm just thinking, like when you were like, she's repulsed,
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm pretty repulsed at my sixty five
Speaker 5: year old mother about to go get her tits done,
Speaker 5: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: A lot of women who are me and my mom
Speaker 1: are super comfortable with East because they're like, it's like talking.
Speaker 5: About like some girls they do. They're like, hey, do
Speaker 5: I like does my ass good? I'm like yeah, or
Speaker 5: is this going somewhere? And they're like no, just I
Speaker 5: know you got to like you got family, but.
Speaker 7: Your family doesn't ask if our asses Like no, this
Speaker 7: is girls.
Speaker 4: No, you're just I know that you thank.
Speaker 2: You, mom, No, thank you for clarifying.
Speaker 5: But no, they're always just like no, I know you
Speaker 5: have sisters and you are a sister and a mom,
Speaker 5: and I know you're honest.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, value your opinion, Yes, they value your opinion.
Speaker 4: All I know is God.
Speaker 5: Such beauty such just raw from God beauty.
Speaker 1: Right. Lisa's also had injectables. You've had Kuybella done. How
Speaker 1: did you feel about it?
Speaker 4: What is they put it?
Speaker 1: Right in your like double chin and it eats the fat.
Speaker 1: You have to have a few different sessions. It's I
Speaker 1: think it worked. I think that's something that it.
Speaker 3: All like to ultra sounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it like it does body contract and
Speaker 1: then you've had filler and botox.
Speaker 2: Those are your go to had lips. Let's not forget.
Speaker 1: We walked in the other day to we aesthetic and
Speaker 1: she goes, you've been walking around like that, Lisa's what
Speaker 1: I like? I did.
Speaker 4: I liked them ducky Yeah, you daisy duck.
Speaker 1: By the way, it doesn't matter if that's the look.
Speaker 1: If that's the look you like, then that's what you
Speaker 1: should do.
Speaker 3: It depends on the person.
Speaker 1: Lee's just not going to want to claim it. She's
Speaker 1: gonna say no, nah girl, they were a little ducky.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: When I had Lee did some sort of needling on
Speaker 3: my face.
Speaker 1: The Morpheus Morpheus. That's very painful too, didn't you say
Speaker 1: that was excruciating? They did that on my chest for
Speaker 1: my second boot the boot job I got in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I had that done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get the facelift because it's really
Speaker 1: just right here, mom.
Speaker 7: It's these things, right, I hear these little the jowlie's. Yeah,
Speaker 7: then I heard that that is where my tongue is connected.
Speaker 5: Oh that's why Pablo's is so big. You and Pablo
Speaker 5: have the same jowls.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I believe that. That seems weird.
Speaker 1: Why is it so far forward connections out here? I
Speaker 1: think if your tongue is there, we got a lot
Speaker 1: to worry about. But by the way the way you
Speaker 1: mouth breathe at Nay, it could very well be that,
Speaker 1: because sometimes I feel like your tongue is coming out
Speaker 1: of your mouth when she snores, it just vibrates it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get you all fixed up. Your skin is gorgeous, though.
Speaker 1: I think the CO two peel is like.
Speaker 3: A day out of the sun. That's what I would
Speaker 3: recommend to people. Just stay out of the sun.
Speaker 2: And lots of SPF every four hours.
Speaker 5: Yep, take a lot of vitamin C because now you'll
Speaker 5: need to maintain with I mean vitamin D.
Speaker 1: And what you have done easton filler You've had fillery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the jaw line. Because we all are just like
Speaker 1: right here, God given turtlenecks. We all just look like
Speaker 1: turtles all day like.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you guys didn't have like any hope because my
Speaker 7: side and.
Speaker 2: By the way, the ocean has no hope either.
Speaker 1: Sauces neck goes so far back then hit her jaw.
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn from the.
Speaker 1: Donor lucky bit from us, like that Jolin is smashed
Speaker 1: at ain't two months already. I'm so jealous.
Speaker 5: I know what happened, but yeah, just that and yeah,
Speaker 5: botogs just like my elevens my forehead.
Speaker 2: Fine line for men getting.
Speaker 5: I only I only get it in two areas elevens
Speaker 5: here and then I get the filler just right here.
Speaker 1: Filler is is very very hard for me.
Speaker 2: And here's why.
Speaker 4: I've only done filler twice.
Speaker 1: No I know, but even with you, Mom, You're like,
Speaker 1: I don't like these lines.
Speaker 2: I want him filled up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, at some point we're going to create
Speaker 1: a blockhead. And Lee and I are very in sync.
Speaker 1: Lee's great, She's not going to overdo you. But it
Speaker 1: does worry me because what happens with filler. And I've
Speaker 1: found that doctor Diamond has conquered the art because he
Speaker 1: uses his own technique, his own science where he literally
Speaker 1: lays the filler on top of the bone they just
Speaker 1: into where you want the filler lane because the filler
Speaker 1: is very, very thick, and I just think that it
Speaker 1: causes people to look older, Like you cannot recreate natural
Speaker 1: collagen that you get right, and the filler is supposed
Speaker 1: to like make you look bouncy, and to me, it
Speaker 1: just makes you look puffy.
Speaker 3: I have chubby cheeks and I think that helps a
Speaker 3: little bit too.
Speaker 1: You do have a round your face which causes you
Speaker 1: to look younger. Yeah, like the gaunt faces with super
Speaker 1: super yauty faces, and they tend to look a little older, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they get those lines and I don't.
Speaker 4: Have that, yeah, where it sucks in on their cheeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Can I tell you what else I like too from
Speaker 7: the skin procedures that I've had done. Yeah, I used
Speaker 7: to have really big pores through here, and I feel.
Speaker 3: Like it's softened.
Speaker 2: Like the lasers that you view. The only lasers.
Speaker 1: That you've really done though, are I think the Morpheus.
Speaker 1: And have you done an ipl before. You haven't gone
Speaker 1: crazy with the lasers.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe it's not even a laser. Maybe it's just
Speaker 3: that needling.
Speaker 1: So the Morpheus, because you haven't had micro needling, the
Speaker 1: micro needling I swear by the PRP where they draw
Speaker 1: your blood. I haven't been the platelets and then give
Speaker 1: you it's like basically the vampire facial.
Speaker 2: I love that facial. What's your nighttime routine? TT? Do
Speaker 2: you get facials? Do you do facials on yourself?
Speaker 5: Ummm no, I'm pretty basic mass though those little I'm
Speaker 5: like a face mask like once a week or something
Speaker 5: like that, just that you know, whatever your target or something.
Speaker 5: I'll do one of those like once a week, but
Speaker 5: other than that, I'll shower. I have like a face
Speaker 5: lotion that's just for your face that like you're supposed
Speaker 5: to put it on and you're not supposed You put
Speaker 5: it on wet and then you let it sit for
Speaker 5: like a minute and then what and then you can
Speaker 5: wash it off. But like so I'll put that on,
Speaker 5: I'll wash my body, then I'll wash my face. Then
Speaker 5: I get out and then I have a couple of things.
Speaker 5: Don't know the brands, but like one is like that
Speaker 5: strawberry that I got the water from Amazon. They're both
Speaker 5: from Amazon, but they're just like nighttime moisturizers. One is
Speaker 5: for just under eye and then the other one is
Speaker 5: for the full face. So I do my under eye
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, like goes glow recipe.
Speaker 2: It's glow glow recipe.
Speaker 4: Glow recipe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, before bed, I put vaciline. Like when I'm in bed,
Speaker 5: I put it on my lips and then I'll usually
Speaker 5: put some right here and then I'll put some under
Speaker 5: my eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good to put vasselin. Is here your smile lines.
Speaker 5: So I the reason I don't question before I forget,
Speaker 5: do you put it on.
Speaker 4: Your eye lids?
Speaker 5: I put it every put everywhere I have. Maybe I
Speaker 5: should be okay because I just put it underneath.
Speaker 1: I literally take it. I look like a full racket, even.
Speaker 3: For your crow's feet. You could put it out that
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: Do it to there.
Speaker 5: I just don't go on to the right here and
Speaker 5: then and I use my I've learned to use my
Speaker 5: ring fingers because they're the weakest.
Speaker 2: Yep, and give it a little tap yep.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I do. I do do a facial every night,
Speaker 4: like cleanse.
Speaker 2: I'm with the filler.
Speaker 1: I'm going into doctor Diamond I after my boob surgery
Speaker 1: for him to create a jawline because I haven't.
Speaker 2: Had him do that in a while. I love my
Speaker 2: botox I refuse.
Speaker 1: So I have these troughs, which when I wear a
Speaker 1: hat sometimes the lighting can create like this dark effect.
Speaker 1: But it's like I would almost rather have that and
Speaker 1: then just like use a light concealer or something then
Speaker 1: to fill that up because I feel like that will
Speaker 1: change the look of my face and it makes me.
Speaker 1: That makes me so nervous. The filler freaks. I've overdone things,
Speaker 1: and then I go into panic and I'm like, why
Speaker 1: did I touch my face? Why did I have them
Speaker 1: fill me up with this? Why did I let them
Speaker 1: touch me with that? It's like, now I know what
Speaker 1: I like, I know who I like doing it. Every
Speaker 1: single person that I've harassed to put filler in my lip,
Speaker 1: they're like, which is Lee.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: So I've just been overlining my lips recently.
Speaker 3: You have nice, they look nice, they.
Speaker 2: They're they're great whatever.
Speaker 1: I love the PRP like I told you, But also like,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with oils, so at night I'm usually covered
Speaker 1: head to toe in castor oil. Yeah, it's like my favorite.
Speaker 1: I'm an oily lady. Put me outside at the right temperature,
Speaker 1: you could forget.
Speaker 2: And it'd be delicious.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, I want to I what do you?
Speaker 1: What products do you like for your hair? Milk and
Speaker 1: milk and I've ever seen that ever, it's mill bond.
Speaker 1: It's because I don't understand how you could shed so
Speaker 1: much and still have hair on your head. But listen,
Speaker 1: if I, if I, if I were to shut as
Speaker 1: much as you, I'd be bald as a cue ball.
Speaker 7: No, I've got very thick hair strands, and I have
Speaker 7: many of them.
Speaker 3: So does you stuff the cotton candy?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm blessed that I don't think.
Speaker 1: Me had fine hair, but you know what, a lot
Speaker 1: of people have been complimenting me on.
Speaker 3: My hair, So your hair is fabulous.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to the right gal.
Speaker 1: It must be since Friendina has been doing it, and
Speaker 1: I'm getting a trim today and I'm going to have
Speaker 1: her cut off quite a little bit because I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna after my hair has gotten so long, my boob
Speaker 1: job is coming up, and I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I'm going to put.
Speaker 1: One percent retine on my face and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: baby my hair so much. Between changing my drains, God,
Speaker 1: peel the face oil the hair when it come out
Speaker 1: of this surgery like.
Speaker 2: A new woman.
Speaker 3: I love that for you.
Speaker 1: I know, is there anything you wouldn't have done? Like
Speaker 1: would you ever do light bosuction? You know what?
Speaker 7: I think you should do whatever makes you feel good
Speaker 7: about yourself. And if that's what makes you feel good,
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 1: That's where I get it, you guys, because anytime I've
Speaker 1: wanted anything, my Mom's like, if that bothers you, you
Speaker 1: should get it done. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do I think you need it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But if you want it, then get it exactly. You
Speaker 2: for a while wanted your earspinned back, but I think
Speaker 2: you've grown into them a little.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. And these were like a what would
Speaker 4: it be? A bonnet?
Speaker 1: A bonnet?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: For my hair? So like that's the other thing, and
Speaker 4: it's really tight and I put it like over my ears.
Speaker 4: So I think that's a bit what I think. That's
Speaker 4: a huge part of it.
Speaker 5: The past three years, I've just been having every night
Speaker 5: for eight hours.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that because you've had just pimmed.
Speaker 1: I think it could be a little tighter. So I'm
Speaker 1: going in to get my stuff done. But there was
Speaker 1: this thing that Easton showed me and it was Jim
Speaker 1: Carrey and Easton is so defful.
Speaker 4: We only down a rabbit hole on one.
Speaker 1: All right, I just saw the Jim Carrey He's down
Speaker 1: the rabbits hole with most conspiracies.
Speaker 2: Can we agree on that?
Speaker 3: Absolutely everything about them, and.
Speaker 1: To the point where I have just shut him down
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, all right, it right because
Speaker 1: he'll go on for.
Speaker 3: How it realizes that he goes down the rabbit hole.
Speaker 3: He told me today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told her.
Speaker 5: I was like, when I know when, I like, if
Speaker 5: I keep seeing too many of the videos, I'm like,
Speaker 5: all right, keep scrolling past them, because then my for
Speaker 5: you page changes.
Speaker 1: Well that's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I know when. But here's the.
Speaker 5: Jim Carrey one was wild and the only reason why
Speaker 5: the Jim Carrey one is weird.
Speaker 4: But then I don't know, there was like a whole
Speaker 4: thing about that. I'm just in.
Speaker 5: And the only reason why I'm in on the Justin
Speaker 5: Bieber one is because every week there's people putting to
Speaker 5: like together new things. I guaranteed people watching this have
Speaker 5: seen everything that I've seen.
Speaker 4: And it's just a little weird and a little off.
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey Easton showed me a video and he comes
Speaker 1: up to the playroom where I'm working out.
Speaker 2: He goes, they got I was like, they.
Speaker 4: Got Jim if I needed to get the kid, all right, they.
Speaker 1: Got Jim Carrey and I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: He was like, watch this video. Jim Carrey's eyebrows look
Speaker 1: like mine. They're ready to attach to his hairline, which
Speaker 1: he couldn't do before.
Speaker 2: Only the Rock and I can do that.
Speaker 3: But is this ai no speech?
Speaker 4: This speech?
Speaker 1: It was like Dan and I went crazy about it
Speaker 1: because he does not look like himself. He's got like
Speaker 1: a round tipped notes. He's got cheeks that look weird.
Speaker 1: He signed something, Easton said with his right hand. This
Speaker 1: actor who people are like, Jim Carrey looks so different.
Speaker 1: He signed something and everyone knows that Jim Carrey is
Speaker 1: left or maybe they just signed differently, so the reps
Speaker 1: have to confirm that they sent an actor. And this
Speaker 1: really prominent makeup artist who does aesthetic makeup and prosthetic
Speaker 1: makeup put makeup on this guy, which why no one.
Speaker 4: Carry probably was like I don't want to go to
Speaker 4: send somebody for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gives like a great interview and he
Speaker 1: sounds just like him and things look different. But then
Speaker 1: on the other side, people are saying, no, Jim Carrey
Speaker 1: got the Bradley Cooper face lift? Have you seen Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1: Now in this industry, you start seeing yourself. It happens
Speaker 1: to me all the time, even watching these podcast clips
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I have no jawline. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I need a lower face lift. I need this pulled back.
Speaker 1: I need to create some bone structure here. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I can squint my face like this,
Speaker 1: but now it's pulling my eye weird, So I should
Speaker 1: I need to do something with this eye and do this.
Speaker 4: It becomes guess what I love to do?
Speaker 1: Watching the season you said, season who.
Speaker 4: Says they never watched themselves.
Speaker 5: There's multiple actors and after they do they do a movie,
Speaker 5: they will not see the screening. They won't see anything
Speaker 5: because they don't care to see it. And I kind
Speaker 5: of like that because they're not looking like, oh wow,
Speaker 5: my jawline or this or that. They just go out
Speaker 5: and they live their life. It is what it is.
Speaker 4: I don't know anything. God, he's good.
Speaker 3: Looking, yes, seasoned, you know, yeah, dudes.
Speaker 4: Do age like fine wine?
Speaker 1: Who are I watch? Just?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 1: Who was I day?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like David Beckham to me, I was like watching
Speaker 5: the thing and like him when he was playing soccer.
Speaker 5: I see him in two thousand and seven and eight,
Speaker 5: like he's a good looking dude.
Speaker 4: But now like that's a man.
Speaker 3: Mmm Goldie hans Man, oh cross all you know?
Speaker 2: But how unfair is that?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: I was thinking about peacocks the other day.
Speaker 1: Males, well not even peacocks, but just all male species
Speaker 1: are much more beautiful. But how amazing the ducks, right,
Speaker 1: how amazing though that the man has to be beautiful
Speaker 1: because they're not enough just being right, like we're enough,
Speaker 1: like I've got a vagina, so like I'm good here,
Speaker 1: Like what do you bring to the table and that
Speaker 1: kind of amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the ducks, they're a little bit like they don't
Speaker 7: don't the peacocks have to do a dance.
Speaker 1: They put their feathers up and they peacock around. They
Speaker 1: try to woo the women, all the women all about
Speaker 1: the vagina. We don't have to be beautiful because we
Speaker 1: have a vagina.
Speaker 4: It's so good.
Speaker 5: But are you okay with the having sex with multiple peacocks,
Speaker 5: because I don't think the peacock just mates with one peacock.
Speaker 4: So that cock is going around.
Speaker 7: But ducks mate for life, ducks matefe yep, guess penguins lobsters.
Speaker 4: How do penguin breeding go? I'm gonna look that up.
Speaker 3: That takes care of the egg while the mom goes
Speaker 3: on hunt.
Speaker 2: I know, because yeah, yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 4: But how do they how do they wo? How do
Speaker 4: they choose a penguin?
Speaker 1: They just know?
Speaker 4: Do they just know? It's kind of like a human
Speaker 4: being like you, just like the energy.
Speaker 3: I watched Mutual of the Wild Kingdom the other day.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the hell was you just mutual.
Speaker 3: Of Omaha, what is this Wild Kingdom?
Speaker 1: I love how we went from it was on plastic
Speaker 1: surgery to finding the mate.
Speaker 3: You guys childhood shows and it's still on.
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow? How many seasons is that?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: One hundred?
Speaker 3: It showed the snow leopards, remember all them with you? Yes,
Speaker 3: and you're dogging on it.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: No. My point is is where I just noticed in
Speaker 1: real time me be such a fucking hypocrite, which we're
Speaker 1: all human, and any time someone's like You're a hypocrite,
Speaker 1: is like, so are you because you have a beating
Speaker 1: heart and that's just how shit goes Sometimes me saying like,
Speaker 1: if someone wants to get a facelift, don't comment on it,
Speaker 1: because if that's what they want to do, and that's
Speaker 1: what makes them feel good the moment you pull out
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper, I.
Speaker 7: But I botched he got the lease of treatment. Yeah,
Speaker 7: a little botched. A little botch, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 7: I don't think we should be. I don't think we
Speaker 7: should be.
Speaker 2: Really, he still looks great.
Speaker 1: I'm just understanding now when people tell me to stop
Speaker 1: doing things or tell other people to stop doing things,
Speaker 1: it's like almost a compliment.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember when I started on vander Pump and I thought.
Speaker 5: That I have a question about that. Did you start
Speaker 5: getting work done because you wanted to or was it free?
Speaker 1: I got my first round of botox with my friend
Speaker 1: Danny before I was ever on TV. It just sounded fun.
Speaker 1: Someone offered it and I'm like, sure, my board, what
Speaker 1: do I have going on?
Speaker 2: Done with fit modeling?
Speaker 4: By noon?
Speaker 1: But did you linter at three?
Speaker 3: But did you look at yourself on TV and say.
Speaker 2: I know because I got botox before I need to
Speaker 2: do X Y and Z. I love that you say.
Speaker 4: I think that you took it from me.
Speaker 1: I remember watching season four and Lisa vander Pump telling
Speaker 1: me that I needed to learn how to do my makeup.
Speaker 2: Oh that sound of and I was. I actually wasn't
Speaker 2: offended at all.
Speaker 1: I was like, you're right, I've never done my own
Speaker 1: makeup for TV, and yeah, we need to learn how
Speaker 1: to like create a look.
Speaker 2: Because it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the wings. It was that my look was very flat.
Speaker 1: Everything I only used foundation. I only used like a
Speaker 1: very natural like glitter, and then my lips were very
Speaker 1: It just was flat. There was no blush, there was
Speaker 1: no contour, like everything just felt like kind of one
Speaker 1: pigmented hue. Yeah, and I wasn't offended, and I don't
Speaker 1: think she meant that as a bad thing. So I
Speaker 1: the next season started figuring out how to contour. I
Speaker 1: got on whatever the new version of acutane was because
Speaker 1: I could not stop my face from breaking out, which
Speaker 1: happened in my twenties. Like I didn't break out when
Speaker 1: most people did. I like beautiful skin throughout junior high
Speaker 1: in high school when everyone else was awkward and dealing
Speaker 1: with like braces and all that shit. I dealt with
Speaker 1: the breakout in my twenties, so I got on that
Speaker 1: got the skin cleared up, and then yeah, as I
Speaker 1: watched myself, I just And it's funny because the first
Speaker 1: time I actually got really injected, I very much overdid it.
Speaker 1: Like I had way too big of a duck lip.
Speaker 1: I was way too filled up, I was way too pold.
Speaker 1: It was just too much going on. But I learned
Speaker 1: from that, and thank God, Like those things wear off
Speaker 1: like botox, I think only lasts now like three to
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 2: Biller last little bit longer.
Speaker 3: But you can dissolve it.
Speaker 1: You can dissolve it.
Speaker 2: So I just I learned as I went.
Speaker 1: And sometimes you have different different injectors for different things.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go to the same person for
Speaker 1: the entire face, like I know going to doctor Diamond
Speaker 1: for my bone structure and filler like that is my guy,
Speaker 1: uh And he's just brilliant with the face right and
Speaker 1: his and he he just is world renowned. So I'm
Speaker 1: grateful that I found him because after I had overdone
Speaker 1: it with a doctor, he's the one that kind of
Speaker 1: came in and fixed everything and revised it and made
Speaker 1: me look like a normal human again. But yeah, after
Speaker 1: I watched myself on camera, I was like, I want
Speaker 1: I want a jawline, Like I can't control when the
Speaker 1: camera comes over this way, so I'm gonna need to.
Speaker 1: But then as life goes on, there's things I don't like.
Speaker 1: Watching the trailer of the Valley, most of those clips
Speaker 1: I have not a stitch of makeup on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, when did I stop giving a fuck.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that you don't care.
Speaker 7: I just think it's easy and you're beautiful with or
Speaker 7: without makeup.
Speaker 1: That's very kind of you to say. But I actually
Speaker 1: kind of went the other way once. I when I
Speaker 1: first started, I was like, I want to do all
Speaker 1: of this tweaking and I want to be vavoom from
Speaker 1: the for the cameras, and just since becoming a mom
Speaker 1: and going through a traumatic experience and coming out on
Speaker 1: the other side, I'm just like, there are days where
Speaker 1: I just don't care, and if the camera shows that
Speaker 1: I'm struggling with the jawline and the double chin that day, well,
Speaker 1: so fucking be it.
Speaker 3: I know, but I think it's good to be relatable.
Speaker 1: Too, you know, of course, But that's why we're talking
Speaker 1: about these things. Like it's important for me to share
Speaker 1: the work that you have had done, things that went left,
Speaker 1: things that you liked. And I am care about the
Speaker 1: jaw line and side profile. Like I'm going in and
Speaker 1: I'm talking to doctor Diamond and I'm having him create
Speaker 1: a jaw line. And there may come a point in
Speaker 1: time where I say, fuck this, give me a nip
Speaker 1: tuck down here. But then I worry that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have because watch what happens.
Speaker 2: It holds the mouth down. See, You've got to be
Speaker 2: so freaking careful, you guys.
Speaker 7: You know, I think looks really good right now. Who
Speaker 7: Eric and Jane She always looks a fucking amazing.
Speaker 3: But her face like just everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a stunning human.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, I hope you enjoyed this episode. If
Speaker 1: you want to get injected, don't want to get injected,
Speaker 1: guess what. To each their own, We support you no
Speaker 1: matter what.
Speaker 3: Yeah do you boo?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to another episode of Untraditionally Laala.
Speaker 1: Thank you Easton and Mama for joining me. Hopefully next
Speaker 1: time I will not sound like I do now.
Speaker 4: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna catch you next week.
Speaker 1: Bye.