1 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: All right, coming up at about four minutes after the hour, 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters subject is I have fake royalty living 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: with me. I have fake royalty living with me. Okay, 4 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about in just a 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew 6 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: and today's prank phone call. Yeah, I have fake royalty 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: living with me. I don't know what that means. We'll 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: find we'll find out. Alright, nephew, what you got, uh? 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: Side job clean up? Side job clean up? Your titles 10 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: always sound just right, but they sound like you know, 11 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: it's like a yeah, it sounds pastory. You know, it's 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,919 Speaker 1: like a like a prank pastor. You know what I mean, 13 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: prank pastor. You've pranked a lot of pastors, right, But 14 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: this is just you know when you know, it's like 15 00:00:56,720 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: this is my text or the day you know, side 16 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: job clean, fine jobran faster? Yeah. From the Frank Past 17 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: from the Book of be Ignorant Shop to nine, verse 18 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: five said, side job clean. Watch me preach you this thing, 19 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: cat dog, if you would talk, Robbie, help you, Uh, Robbie, 20 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a order in for some construction 21 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: uh supplies I need to pick up. That's fine. What's 22 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: your what's your company? Uh? Roof and company? Here have 23 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: we have? We've done listening with you this one. No, no, 24 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: you have. This is my first time call. I heard 25 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: you guys were pretty good. I appreciate the compliment. Okay, 26 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: I know. Listen. Uh, I need to get this as 27 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 1: soon as possible. Man, can I possibly pick up these 28 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: supplies like in the next couple of hours? Uh? Well, 29 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: you know, normally don't work that fact kind of a 30 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: quick turnaround. We got a little bit of a backup, 31 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: but I can. I can get my baptist. Depends on 32 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: what you need. Okay, here's what I need, man, I 33 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: need five rolls of duct takes. Okay, that's no problem, 34 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: that's quick. Okay, I need plastic. Man, Listen, if you 35 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: was gonna wrap up something in plastic that's like about 36 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,519 Speaker 1: uh six ft two in height and two hundred pounds, 37 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: how much plastic you think I would need to wrap 38 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 1: to wrap that up? In this second? You're you're asking 39 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: for plastics, like a roll of plastics. Yeah, but I'm 40 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 1: telling I need to wrap up something that's six ft 41 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: two and like two hundred and ten pounds. Uh. I 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: probably wouldn't get about three yards four yards of plastics. Okay, okay, 43 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: I need to get that. Then let me ask you 44 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: this here. If you was gonna try to put some 45 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,359 Speaker 1: cement on that to hold it down, how much seamen 46 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: you think I hold that down? I'm more confused you 47 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,399 Speaker 1: you're running a roofing company, right, Yeah, I'm a roof 48 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: of company, but I'm doing a little side work for 49 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: some prison of mine. Oh okay, okay, I just got 50 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: a little confused because you told me it's a college 51 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: and company. No problem, no problem. You've got some man 52 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,839 Speaker 1: way you you you're trying to hold something. I'm trying 53 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,959 Speaker 1: to I'm gonna hold something down. So how many bags, 54 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: see men, do you think I need to hold out 55 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 1: of something that's two hundred and pointy pounds? Wow? I 56 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 1: don't know. Eight bags a bag? Eight bags that would 57 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: recommend at least Okay, okay, give me eight bags to 58 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: see men. Now, just something else I want to ask you. 59 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: Do you have anything any type of cleaner man that 60 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 1: can get uh that can get blood? I mean a 61 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,399 Speaker 1: paint off the floor. Yeah, we got industrial cleaners something, 62 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,720 Speaker 1: all kind of industrial cleaners, he said, paint the paint 63 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 1: of blood, uh, paint, pray, prank. Okay, I mean I 64 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: got industrial cleaners, all kinds. You mean you have a preference, no, 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: just whatever you could throw in there. I need that. Now. 66 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here. Do you have anything 67 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: that can like just kill a smell? You know what 68 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: I'm saying that if you know, if you don't want 69 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: something to smell, you got anything for that? Something? Something? 70 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: Something die in your place? Is this? Is this something? Something? 71 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: Did you like? Yeah, there an animal or something you found? 72 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of confused. You're talking about snow 73 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: and cleaning up. Did you find some sort of animal 74 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: on a construction? A robby? Listen, man, just take the harder. 75 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: That's all I need you to do, right, Okay, I'm sorry. 76 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't asking your business. I just it was a 77 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: little concerned. What are we getting? What are we cleaning up? 78 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: And what do we I mean, I guess the are 79 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: we clean up a pile ford and clean up carpet? 80 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: I mean, what's the what's the cleaner form? What's what? 81 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: Where's the odor? Sir? All, I'm asking you do you 82 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,480 Speaker 1: ask something strong enough? Like do you think ammonia can 83 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: can keep a smell down. What do I need to 84 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: keep a smell down? You're definitely gonna need ammonia. I mean, 85 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 1: you're gotta get something. Just scrub that right down, because 86 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: you wherever that sense is, if it's in your if 87 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: it's in the walls, if you've got fabrics in that place, 88 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,359 Speaker 1: I mean whatever, whether you got it, you probably have 89 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: a different type of the odorize or something for the carpet, 90 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: something for the walls. I mean, I don't I guess, 91 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of confused as to as to 92 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: where the sense coming from. And I don't worry about 93 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: all that, man, Listen, just just right down what the 94 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,919 Speaker 1: order is. Okay, I got it you. I got the 95 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: five holds, the duct tape, I got to go. That's 96 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: the full yards of plastic at the eight back of cement. 97 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,360 Speaker 1: I got the industrial cleaner. I got the ammonia. I'm 98 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,280 Speaker 1: I'm I'm typing it all in. I got I've got 99 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: your order. Okay, let me do y'all, uh type machete? 100 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: Anything that's real? Shop that put Okay, hold on a second, 101 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 1: and now now you're completely off base. You do realize 102 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: you call the hardware store, right, I'm calling the hardware STALKERU, 103 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: I need some supplies, man, I'm doing the job on 104 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 1: the side. I need some supplies. I get that you 105 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: you said there already, but I'm confused about it. Now. 106 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: You're asking for a weapon? What? What? What would use 107 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: a macheting for? I mean that you're you're talking about 108 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: what you're gonna chop down some some some brush. I don't, 109 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,359 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't get it. What's on the shedding for? Hey? Man, listen, listen. 110 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,039 Speaker 1: Your job is to take the order, man. That's your job, Robbie, 111 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,840 Speaker 1: don't tell me my my job is. I know what 112 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 1: my job is. This is my store, man, Okay. I've 113 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: been working here a lot longer than you even can imatchine, 114 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: and people don't call up asking for ammonia and and 115 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: cleaner and and and trying to get a smell out. 116 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: I mean what, I just I'm trying to think about 117 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: how best to help you. I'm sorry, but I'm trying 118 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: to figure out doing Robbie, is you be a nosy? 119 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: You be a nosy. All you gotta do is field order, 120 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: and I haven't haven't done in two hours when I 121 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: get there. That's all you gotta do. I can't do 122 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: that in two hours. I can't even I were back. 123 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 1: At this point, I'm not even sure I can get 124 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 1: this done. Maybe tomorrow morning, just tomorrow morning, workfoll yes, 125 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: oh man, I got to get rid of this body. 126 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: I got to get rid of this guy today. Wow. Wow, whoa, whoa. 127 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: I need to call Listen, I need to call the policeman. 128 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: You just said body. But it's really that right there. 129 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: That's about white people always want to call the police 130 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: when they've got nothing to do with them. Listen, all 131 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: you need to do is field the order. Okay, Okay, 132 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:33,240 Speaker 1: you're listen. I need to tell you something. Okay. And 133 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: I don't know if you if you found a body, 134 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're responsible for the body. Either way. 135 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to be any part of this business, okay. 136 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 1: I don't know why you're planning or where you're trying 137 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: to bury this thing, but you're basically asked me to 138 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: be an accomplice to something that's none of my business. Hey, 139 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: I need your name right now. Okay, what I'm not 140 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:54,280 Speaker 1: giving you my name? You said proofing. Hey, Hey, listen 141 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 1: to me. You said you're call from roof and company. 142 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: Are you I'm not. I'm not. Hey man, let me 143 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,280 Speaker 1: tell you something. Are your wife folks always trying to 144 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:02,840 Speaker 1: be a far? Tell you like that? Why are you 145 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: a ways acting like? Why you folks? What your problem? 146 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: Some t something about white folks talking about purple, green, black, blue, wolf. 147 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: You're talking about white. It's about you asking for that 148 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,600 Speaker 1: sounds like trying to bury your body. Okay, that's what 149 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: I'm trying to think out. Are you and you're not? 150 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: What is your name? I need your name and your 151 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: name right now? Hey man? Well, first of all, you 152 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: at work? Do you not? You can't? You an't want 153 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: to be talking to me like this. I don't care 154 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: if I'm swearing at work. Come my co workers, the 155 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,000 Speaker 1: people are they don't know who I am? And I 156 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: know if I was talking to someone some people, you 157 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: I be talking like this too. Okay, I'm gonna trace 158 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: this call. You hear me, I'm gonna trace this call. 159 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the cops on your and figure out 160 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 1: who the you are. Okay, Okay, well let me let 161 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: me ask you this. Since you want to know who 162 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,520 Speaker 1: I am? Do you know Marcus? I don't work no market? 163 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:50,320 Speaker 1: He works here, man, I know him Okay, Marcus is 164 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: who got me to call you? This is nephew Timmy 165 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: from the Steve, Abby Martin and Show. Robbie. You just 166 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:01,640 Speaker 1: got pragged by your co worker, Marcus. You have got 167 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: to be kidding me, Marcus, marcut I see you over there, 168 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: I see you. I can't believe that. Who son of 169 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 1: a Marcus? Why don't you tell me this? Steve Harvey Morby, 170 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,800 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, Rob, you gotta tell me this. Man, 171 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio 172 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: show in the land. That's easy, Steve Harvey Morning Show. 173 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: I don't discriminate. I get to everybody. I don't discriminate. 174 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: See that's what you white folks, always acting authoritative? What 175 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 1: she got that doing? Red, white, blue, black and green 176 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,599 Speaker 1: or purple? Save me burier body. I'm not gonna be 177 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: a part of this. Yes, the right stuff, slip out. 178 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: Let me have something, man, y'all got a machete down, 179 00:08:54,840 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: some shaan, something to clean up. Let me man, all right, 180 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: you say blood, You said blood. You're saying off paint. Man. 181 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:08,599 Speaker 1: This ain't your business. Way. Hey, hey man, I'm just 182 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: trying to help you. But alright, right, all right, thank 183 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 1: enough you. Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is 184 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: I have fake royalty living with me. We'll get into 185 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: that right after this. You're listening to The Steve Harvey 186 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 1: Morning Show.